New Airbnb - Feeling Lonely And Depressed

Hello,

testing.

Something unbelievable happened today,

and I just know it sounds kind of fake.

I can't even believe it myself, to be

honest. It sounds so fake, it sounds like

I've made it up, but I swear, I don't know

how I can prove this to you.

I don't know how I can prove that this is

not fake. But it totally seems fake,

and I'm thinking about not even making a

video about it because it sounds so fake.

I feel like I'm being messed with right

now. I feel so paranoid.

Okay, so somehow I managed to

fuck things up even more.

Oh, thank you, Strife Hawkins.

Oh, you— I didn't know you could do emojis

on the Super Chats. Okay,

so I'm just gonna say it, and then if you

have questions,

I'll try and answer the questions. I'll

try and prove it. Okay, so I met this

Swedish girl today. Fucking hell.

I met this Swedish girl. She messaged me

on Instagram. She just said, hey,

I'm in Osaka. I just moved here. Do you

want to meet up? So I said, sure, why not?

I thought this would be all secret.

Didn't think anyone would find out about

it. We met up, we had lunch,

we walked around a bit and chatted, and

that was it. And then we said goodbye.

And I came back to this, this Airbnb.

And then I started to get messages from

some weirdo on Discord. He took,

he took a photo of me from behind when

I was with her. I'm gonna

get the photo now.

Okay, I'm in zoom mode. Look at

this photo.

Can you believe this? That's me.

If you don't believe it's me, look at my

bag. Look, I'll go and get my bag to show

This sounds so fake, but look,

that's my bag. You see that bag? That's

me. That's my bag.

You see the shoes?

Wait, let me get my shoes. You can see

them over there, can't you? The little

Nike tick.

You see the shoes?

My shoes, my bag. That's— I think

that's pretty clear that that's me. Yeah,

that's the Swedish girl that I met. So I,

I can't believe this happened. Someone—

now there's a few possibilities.

Either it could have been a complete

coincidence Some guy who hates me was

there at the same time, the same place,

and he hates me. What are the chances of

that? Oh, let me show you the messages he

sent to me on Discord. He wanted me to pay

him £1,000 or

else he was going to leak the images.

Look, he said Did

you meet her off Tinder? He said, what's

it worth to you? And then he said, £1,000

and I'll never send it anywhere.

So I decided to tell my wife about it

because I didn't want to pay £1,000. So I

told my wife about it. Obviously she's not

happy with it.

Um, I just don't know what to think. I

mean, this is way too coincidental to just

be some random person who knows me and

also hates me and then also tried to

blackmail me. What are the chances of

that? Of out of all of Japan The same

time, same place, me and the Swedish girl

walking past, and then he just happens to

be there. Or it was a

setup by the Swedish girl.

Maybe it was the Swedish girl's plan the

whole time. She and her friend decided to

trick me and said, I'm gonna meet Daniel,

you follow me behind and then take some

photos of us together and we'll try and

blackmail him. But that sounds so

far-fetched as well. I can't decide. I

don't think she would do that. She seemed

like a really nice person, just like a

normal person who came to Japan to study.

She didn't seem like that kind of person,

but then how would I be able to tell?

T-pop fever. Am I afraid someday someone

will hurt you? I think the chances of

someone physically hurting me is pretty

low. I'm not too scared.

So I have no idea what to think. And

people— I've talked about this, I've been

talking about it on Discord— people think

it's fake and I've made it up. I don't

know if, if it was this Swedish

girl who set me up. I don't know

if it was just coincidence that some guy

who hates me was just standing there.

I'm so confused, and I don't even know if

I want to make this into a video because

it does sound really fake. It sounds like

I've just walked next to some random girl

and asked the Hong Kong guy to take a

photo of me from behind. That would have

been easy to do. I could have just met up

with the Hong Kong guy, walked side by

side with some random girl, and then the

Hong Kong guy could have taken the photo,

and then I could make it all up. It would

be pretty easy to do that. I swear I'm

not doing that.

Uh, Selena, thank you. Why do I continue

to cheat on my wife? I don't really

consider it to be cheating. We just met

up. It's not like we did anything.

I'm pretty lonely now, so if a girl asks

me if I want to meet up, I don't see why

not. I didn't think I'd get photographed

from behind and then blackmailed.

If I knew that was going to happen, I

wouldn't have met her. So now I

can't even go outside without someone

taking a photo of me.

So I've been talking to my wife and she

said the only way she could ever trust me—

because she can no longer trust me at all

now, which is completely understandable—

she said the only way she could trust me

now is if I let her see my phone every day

so she can see all of my messages.

I don't know what to think about that.

What do you think? The only way

to get back with my wife is if I unlock

all my phones, let her see my phones

whenever she wants to, so I can't

arrange meetings like this ever again

without her finding out.

So that's basically my own only choice.

It's either that or we say goodbye to my

wife because I

can't, I can't make any promises anymore.

I can't tell her to trust me because I've

done so many things to break the trust.

So I completely understand that she won't

be able to trust me anymore. I'm just not

sure, I'm not sure if I'm willing, if I'm

okay with losing all of my privacy. I

already give up a lot of privacy on

YouTube so I can buy food, and now I have

to give up 100% of it.

I don't give up all my privacy on YouTube.

I do keep a lot of things secret that I

don't talk about in videos or streams.

I've got like 4 phones, folks. Does she

want to check all of my phones? I've got 4

phones and an iPad and I can't log in. I

can't unlock my, my oldest phone, the LG

G5, because I forgot the PIN code.

Such a headache.

I just can't believe this person was

following us. Let's say it was just some

random person. He said,

did you get a nice picture of the cat?

Because there was a stray cat and then she

was trying to take a picture of it, but

the photo was taken in a different place

to where the cat was. So he must have been

following us from the cat place to the

place where the photo was taken. The place

where the photo was taken was around

Tennoji Park, which is around when we said

goodbye to each other, and that's

quite far away from the cat area. So he

must have been following us for a bit.

Oh, thank you, Al. Oi, yummy. Buy another

phone. Can't get another phone. Well, I

could, but I don't really want to.

That's creepy. Now I'm gonna be really

paranoid every time I go outside. I'm

going to be looking behind me the whole

time, trying to find out if someone's

following me. And then even if I knew he

was following me, what am I gonna do? I'm

not going to confront him. He's not doing

anything wrong. He's just walking in the

same direction as me. I can't force him to

stop walking. It's a public area. I can't

force him to stop following me or to not

take photos of me. I can't go and grab his

phone and then smash it.

All I can do is either run away or hide my

face, but then even if I hide or run,

it's still obvious it's me. Thank you,

Tim. You do you.

Well, it's hard to do me when people keep

leaking stuff. Everything's getting

leaked.

This whole thing started because messages

between me and the London girl got leaked,

and then my sex tapes on my iPad got

leaked when I was with TQ Sam, and now the

Swedish girl meeting got leaked. So

annoying. Thank you, David. Maybe your

wife set it up as a test. Holy shit, that

could totally be possible. She could

easily say— try and get someone she knows

to meet up with me.

I can't trust anyone. Anyone who just

messages me being all nice, I just feel

like they're trying to troll me or to

trick me.

Thank you, Emerick Gala. Am I using

a wide-angle lens? Yes, I am, but I'm

using my Samsung S10 because the iPhone 11

sucks. The audio sounds really bad when I

stream. Maybe you're a targeted

individual. Governments follow people. I

don't think the government's following me,

but there's all these people who are

trying to wreck my life. Trying to trick

me, catfish me, leak my screen, my DM, my

DMs.

I'm not really too impressed with the

iPhone 11 for video making because look,

this stupid Apple put the microphone here.

So when I'm filming like I'm filming now,

my voice is going directly into the mic,

and all you can hear is this stupid wind

sound because I say my Ps straight

into the microphone. On the Samsung, the

mic is on the side, so my voice isn't

hitting the mic directly. Directly.

Stupid Apple. You think they would learn

by now. If I go to Osaka, would you like

to meet me and eat? I don't know if you're

a girl. I don't know anymore.

I can't trust women.

It just seems like a setup. There's a good

chance that Swedish girl did set me up,

but I'm not sure. I just

can't imagine her doing something like

that. I barely know her. I spoke to her

for like one day before we met.

Yeah, the iPhone sucks compared to the

Samsung for video making. It's so

irritating. Apple, one of the richest

companies in the world, don't even know

how to place a microphone. They put one

in the speaker and one here. Why don't you

just put it on the top? That way when I'm

speaking, my voice doesn't sound muffled

and I don't keep blowing wind into the

microphone. It's not difficult.

All Android phones have the mic at the top

of the phone. I don't understand Apple,

why are they so stupid? Don't go back

to her, move on, this is toxic. I know,

it's so toxic, and I don't know

why I can't just leave her.

I just feel so emotionally attached to her

that it's difficult to leave her. Screw

hookers, no strings attached.

It's not really about sex though. I, I

want to be with my wife not because of

sex. I want to be with her because she

gives me domestic comfort that you can't

get with a prostitute unless you pay her

to stay with you all day long, all night

Selena, thank you. Do you ever think it's

you ruining your life? Well, yeah, I guess

technically it's my fault, but it's also

the fault of other people who keep

trying to ruin my life.

It's, it's just tricky because I like my

wife. I like being with her. I like living

with her. I like how we have

fish together and we go and feed the cats

at the park. I don't really care that much

about the sex. Yeah, the sex is nice, but

it's like a bonus thing. It's not all

about the sex. I'm not with her because of

sex.

But when, when girls message me,

I don't know, I just feel like I feel

really good and I feel this adrenaline

rush. It feels like, wow, a girl is

interested in me. It feels good.

It's like, um, I don't know, taking drugs

maybe.

Yeah, this place is pretty nice.

It's got this Japanese

divider. They gave me lots of coffee.

It's a bit annoying because I couldn't

get in and I had to wait

until some guy came along with the key.

They hadn't finished cleaning it.

So I mean, I'm in this Airbnb just for a

few nights. It's very expensive. It costs

about £42 a night here. If I

was going to stay here for a month, it

would cost me probably $2,000. So I'm just

going to stay here for a couple nights.

I was gonna do one of those staying in the

most expensive Airbnb in Japan videos,

but now all this Swedish girl stuff

happened, I don't feel like it.

It's always— it's one thing after another,

isn't it? Why can't I just meet one girl

without all this drama happening?

Everything I do ends up getting leaked.

And then this shit show just follows

behind it.

And now I have to find— I don't know, I

was hoping to go back to my wife's place

soon. That's why I didn't book another

Airbnb long term like the sex doll Airbnb.

But well, I was getting close to getting

back with her and then this stupid Swedish

girl thing happened. Now I fucked it up

And I have to choose either all my privacy

on my phone versus staying with my wife.

Thank you, Mr. Black Spoon. Stay for a

while in Vietnam.

Okay, if I do decide to leave my wife,

what am I gonna do? I could either try and

get a cultural visa doing calligraphy.

Or I could spend— I could spend

a third of my savings on a 2-year Japanese

language student visa. A third of my

savings is so much money. Or I can just

travel around Southeast Asia, like

Vietnam, Taiwan, South Korea, and maybe

Thailand. I could alternate between all of

those countries. And then I can get an

Airbnb, get a condo for a decent price.

So I have a few options. Or go back to

England and face my mother. I don't really

want to face my mother. She's just really

angry with me.

But I don't really want to go to these

other Asian countries. They have zero

appeal to me. I've been watching this guy

called Harold Balder. He goes to countries

like that. He goes to countries like

Vietnam and Thailand, and it just looks

shit, to be honest.

There's zero appeal to me.

The girls aren't cute.

Everywhere looks dirty. The food looks

weird. I just want a 7-Eleven and get

myself a sandwich. I don't want to eat

all this weird stuff on a banana leaf or

all this yellow gunk that'll give me

diarrhea the next day. I don't want to get

Oh, thank you, Mitch. If you're gonna

cheat on your wife, use a hooker. I did,

and I got busted for that as well. I used

the hooker twice, and then she found out

because of my message history with them.

And what does Harold do every day? Does he

just travel all the time? Doesn't he have

like a home base where he goes home? He's

always hopping from one country to the

next. I don't want to do that. I don't

like traveling. I hate traveling. I want

to find myself a long-term place, set up a

nice gaming setup, play Rainbow Six, make

videos. I don't want to be hopping from

one country to another every few weeks.

Why can't I just have an island? That's

mine, and I can just go there and not

be disturbed. Just my own island with a

building.

I just don't get the appeal of traveling.

It's so tiring. Everyone looks the same.

Most of the places are just shitholes.

Most of the world is shit. Well, most of

the places where humans are are shit.

Japan is one of the few countries where

they haven't turned the place into a

shithole. That's why I love Japan so much.

I don't like dirty, horrible places.

Yeah, I'm very stuck up like that, but I

have standards. I come from a middle-class

family, from a nice house. I don't like

living in a slum.

I wish there was more countries like

Japan. Why couldn't Japan's empire be

better? And why couldn't they have

colonized a bunch of countries like

England did and then made it into other

Japanese-speaking countries?

It's so easy for people who want to live

in English-speaking countries because

there's so many of them. If you want to

live in a Japanese country, all you have

is Japan.

Stupid Japanese Empire couldn't even

colonize some countries and then keep

them. If Hitler won World War II,

wouldn't have this problem. Japan would

have its colonies.

It's all Hitler's fault. Stupid man. What

idiot decides to invade Russia when he's

got the bloody Allies coming for him?

You've got the Allies coming for you, you

defend against Allies. Don't go invading

Russia like Napoleon did. So stupid.

Obviously your tanks are going to get

frozen. It's Russia. Didn't he learn

anything from history? Stupid man.

It's like he's got no brain.

Thinks he can take on the whole world all

at once. Stupid.

Have I considered going to the US? Not

really. I don't like America. It's too

big. It's just so big.

I don't understand how one country can be

so big. It's just weird.

I like it when countries are small

islands, compact.

Russia's too big as well. I don't

understand how one country can have so

much land and then still they keep messing

with other countries on its borders. Your

country's big enough. It's like China.

China's massive, and then they're still

interfering with Hong Kong. Just leave

Hong Kong alone. It's a tiny little

island. You've got your whole country—

it's like the 3rd biggest country in the

world, masses of land— and then they're

just messing up all these people's lives

in Hong Kong. Why can't they just

let the Hong Kong people have Hong Kong?

It's so insignificant. It's like a tiny

little city on a tiny island. They've got

the, the whole of the continent.

People are so greedy. That's a problem.

Why are we talking about Russia? I don't

know, I forgot.

Uh, yeah, the Swedish girl thing. I don't

know if I'm gonna make a video about it

because it does sound like I've made it

up. This is why,

uh, drama sucks, because sometimes weird

stuff happens, but then it can

be too weird And it sounds like it's been

made up. And apart from showing you my

bag, my shoes, showing you that it's

clearly me in the photo, I don't really

know how else I can prove it.

I mean, look at this.

I don't see why it's such a big deal.

It's not like we were having sex on the

street. We're just walking, talking. Is

that such a crime?

So this guy tried to get £1,000

out of me.

Which sounds kind of stupid. Did he really

expect me to pay £1,000 just to keep that

a secret? Come on,

I'm not gonna pay £1,000 just so he

doesn't share a photo, and then he might

share it anyway. There's no guarantee that

he wouldn't share it. I could have paid

the money, then he might have shared it

anyway. How can I trust someone like that?

How come you don't want to go to America?

Well, it's just so big and it looks scary.

I see all those gun shooting stuff, gang

people. It just looks really scary.

And it's just so big. The roads are so

wide. Everywhere is so far away from each

other. All the states— there's so many

states and they're so big.

Isn't the size of Japan— I think the,

the entire map of Japan could fit inside

of California or something. Crazy like

that. Oh, thank you, Monique Smith.

I wish I liked other countries. I wish I

didn't just like Japan. It made life so

much easier, but I just hate everywhere

else. I've been to a lot of countries.

Been to Malaysia, Vietnam, Taiwan,

Singapore,

Norway, France, Germany. They all sucked.

Didn't like any of them.

They all just felt so run-down.

I wish I was Japanese and I had a

thingamajig. I wish I didn't have to

keep getting visas. How come everyone else

gets visas so easily? All these other

foreigners I met recently because of Sam,

they all have some kind of fancy visa.

Work visa, technical visa,

special activities visa. Why can't they

give me one?

I've been here longer than they have.

I have a bad memory of Taiwan because my

heart was broken by this ugly Taiwanese

girl. I don't even know why I was in love

with her. I was so in love with her, but

she was so ugly. And she had this big

square block face,

very unattractive bone structure for her

face. But for some reason, I was

completely— what's the word— infatuated

by her. I was just in love. I felt

sick. And then she rejected me and I was

so upset.

She was like a blockhead, like one of

those Minecraft characters. Very weird

skull shape. Her skull would look so weird

after she dies and all the flesh and skin

has rotted away. Her skull would be like

one of those Neanderthal people. But for

some reason, I felt insanely attracted to

her. But she's so the opposite

of conventional attractiveness.

But I felt— I don't know, I just felt

very into her. Weird, isn't it?

The Swedish girl just kind of looked like,

you know, typical white girl. Nothing

really out of the ordinary.

I feel quite proud of myself because today

I rode the taxi. I got a taxi for the

first time in my entire life all by

myself. I couldn't find how to get here,

so I got lazy and I just— I walked up to a

taxi and I waved at him, and then he

opened the door. That was my first time

ever getting a taxi all by myself.

No, it was my first time getting my own

taxi by myself. I've used taxis before.

It was pretty easy actually. I just showed

him Google Maps, said I want to go here.

Then I paid him.

Oh my God, are you kidding me?

Smile Per Mile, that's her name.

Ellen Calgary, that's her username on

Instagram. Cornetto's ex from 2018.

Are you kidding me? Don't tell me fucking

Kanae is behind this.

You know who I've talked to recently?

That, um, Asian girl Xiao Rishu. She sent

me some interesting screenshots of our boy

Kanae trying to dig up dirt on me.

What if the person who took the photo was

Kanaito? I definitely didn't notice anyone

who looked like him. Wait, how do you know

she's Kanaito's ex? Where's the

proof? Send me a message on Instagram or

That Kaito, he's completely obsessed with

me. It's like

he actually took the videos I made about

him personally.

I feel like something is very, very off

with this Swedish girl. The picture seems

more random, spur of the moment.

What do you mean?

I don't know how many pictures he took.

If he was following us for a bit, he could

have taken a video as well. He could have

taken many, many photos.

I got a message from the Swedish girl.

She said, I hope you don't mind me

replying to comments on Reddit. What

should I say? I don't mind,

but can you honestly tell me

you had nothing to do with the

photo being taken?

I'm not mad, I'm just curious.

Oh, this is killing me. I want to know how

the hell this happened.

I just feel like it's way too coincidental

to just be some random person who

recognized me on the street. I just have a

feeling that it was some kind of setup.

If it's a setup, she might as well just

come clean and tell me.

Swedish girls have blonde hair, not black.

I think she dyed it because she had blue

eyes.

I can't see the chat, it's going too

quickly.

Someone set me up. There's no way this is

coincidental. Come on, I'm not that

famous. I've only got 98K subs. The

chances of someone just randomly

recognizing me on the street and then

taking a photo of me and then trying to

blackmail me. Just sounds so ridiculous.

Oh, thank you, Jerkles. Explain myself

better on YouTube discussions.

Sorry, I forgot what you said.

You need to realize you're setting

yourself up. I'm not. I went for a quick,

quick chat and just have lunch.

Nothing happened. I didn't

expect someone to take a picture of us

from behind.

Maybe there's a reflection. I don't think

She had a friend follow. When I was with

her, she was messaging someone a few

times. I didn't look because I feel like

it's rude to look at people's phones when

they're messaging people, but I did notice

she was messaging someone a couple

Abroad in Japan is in the chat. I don't

see him.

Oh, thank you, Million and Anthony,

respond to Chris for the Pokémon card. I

don't know. Oh, David wants his Pokémon

card back. Hi Chris,

I don't have anyone's Pokémon card. I

don't know what that means.

Are you going to chance overstaying your

visa? No way, I'd get in so much trouble.

If I want to stay in Japan, I guess I

could try and apply for the calligraphy

school and they could get me a cultural

visa. But then I have to go,

go and learn stupid calligraphy. I don't

care about calligraphy. When am

I ever going to use calligraphy? I use

Facebook Messenger and Instagram.

Calligraphy is not going to help me in

life.

Or I could just go to other countries and

then eventually come back to Japan after a

couple months. I thought marriage gave

you a visa. I had one, but it expired when

my dad died, and I didn't make it back in

time to renew it.

Uh, I wouldn't marry the Swedish girl.

She was nice, but she's not my type.

Come to Canada. Well,

it's funny you mentioned Canada, but I'm

not going to tell you why because I'd get

in so much trouble. I mean, no, nothing

about— shut up. Next question.

She looks evil. Who?

Who is she? I don't understand.

It's like people know who she is, the

Swedish girl. Why? Stop spamming her name

in the chat. I don't know how you found

I got these weird candy things. Don't know

what they are. They look like things you

put in the bathtub to smell nice.

Oh, Paravel, thank you for the Baggins and

the rose. Very generous of you.

Konaito DM'd me on Instagram saying he was

going to get his ex to send up on you.

He's in Osaka now as he wants to fight

you. Oh, come on, you're just making that

I still don't have a reply. Oh, I do.

So according to the Swedish girl, she

said, no, I didn't have anything to do

with the photo. She said, my friend sent

the Reddit thread to me.

And then there's a screenshot from her

friend in Swedish. I'll try reading it

out. It says, "Ni ser faktiskt

fett korta ut på bilden dock."

I don't know if that made sense. Are there

any Swedish people here?

That's not him. He's taller than that.

I wish.

Should we believe her? She said she had

nothing to do with it. Did anyone

understand my Swedish?

At first I thought you were the wine

causing drama, but But at the same time,

why would you?

Imagine if I was that shady that I got my

friend to follow me to set myself up.

That would be so conniving. I'm not that

clever to set something up like that.

That's just way too many levels of

connivingness.

Do a Minecraft let's play with PewDiePie.

I don't think he would want to associate

himself with me.

Big YouTubers usually want to distance

themselves from me.

No, I didn't want any drama.

I just wanted a nice

It's, it's gotten me into a lot of trouble

now with

my wife. It's okay,

it's not your fault.

I just can't believe someone

just coincidentally saw us like

that. I guess it was a

pretty touristy area.

Stupid Tennoji. Never ever go to Tennoji

ever again. Full of white people. Who

possibly know me. This is why being famous

sucks. You can't go anywhere now

in secret.

I'm not even mega famous. If I was really,

really famous and I was super rich, then I

wouldn't mind this happening. But I'm not

even super rich. I barely make more than

minimum wage. So I get all of the

negatives of being famous, but hardly any

of the benefits. For example, being super

rich. If I was super rich, I wouldn't

complain. I'm not even super rich,

and I have to suffer the downsides of

being famous when I'm not even super,

super famous. So stupid.

There's always someone who knows me.

PewDiePie said he liked you and your

content. When did he say that? Where?

We need that clipped. What percentage of

your viewers are female? About 40%. Used

to be higher, but I lost a lot of women

recently, probably because of my sex doll.

I think my sex doll turned a lot of women

Last year I used to have so many hot girls

messaging me, and then they all started

to disappear after I started talking about

sex dolls and stuff like that.

Oh, by the way, the sex doll was such a

pain. I didn't show it in the video, but

the next day I had to get the Hong Kong

guy to come back to help me get the sex

doll back out of the garbage area. And

guess what? Someone took the dolly push

thing. It was gone and the box was open.

But they, they didn't take it, so I guess

they weren't interested in a sex doll.

How much is the Airbnb? It is £42

a night, which is one of the most

expensive Airbnbs in this area. I thought

I'd splash out for you guys.

It's quite nice. I won't be here for very

long. So we had

to carry the sex doll back to the Airbnb.

That wasn't fun. And then had to cut it up

into tiny pieces, which took ages. It

wasn't easy because all the rubber was

kind of attached to the metal frame,

and it was so heavy. I had to split it up

into about 7 different plastic bags, take

them all down the stairs 2 by 2. And then

put them into the garbage area.

But it was such a stupid idea leaving it

there because my name was on the box. If I

left it there, I could have gotten in

trouble because it's illegal to just leave

big items like that. I don't know why I

thought it was a good idea. I just saw

that garbage station is full of junk and I

thought, hey, we just leave it here.

Garbage is garbage. Then I realized

actually this is illegal. And all of my

personal information is on the box, on the

delivery. The delivery paper is attached

to the box still. Didn't sleep

very well that night. I was just panicking

about it. I don't know why, but I didn't

think about removing my name from the box.

I left all the FedEx papers attached to

it. Luckily, the building didn't have a

security camera either. But you could have

easily found the rubbish station by,

you know, looking at Google Maps. Someone

could have just contacted the apartment

and told them about me. I could have been

fined about £10,000, maybe a

third of my savings gone.

That would have been the most disastrous

videos ever. Actually ended up costing me

£10,000. No, I won't get in trouble

because I disposed of it properly

afterwards. I just couldn't film it

because it was so graphic. That would have

got me demonetized straight away. It would

have been such a great video though,

seeing me sitting there butchering a love

doll, cutting the arms and the flesh off.

Did it feel like you were cutting off a

real body? A little bit, yeah. A real body

would have been really gross. Imagine all

the blood and the cartilage and the

muscles and the sinew.

Did I keep the head? Well, I did take it

with me, but I ended up ditching it

because I don't really want to be

traveling around with a head.

It's quite funny though, having a head in

your bag, but it was so heavy. Just the

head alone was weighing me down.

So I don't really know what to do for

tomorrow's video. Originally it was going

to be staying at the most expensive Airbnb

in Japan, but that's kind of boring. It

would just be an Airbnb room tour. And

then I was thinking, oh great, I can use

this drama for a new video, but it sounds

so far-fetched that people are going to

think it's fake because it does sound

kind of crazy. I don't

think the Swedish girl is lying. I believe

her. She did seem genuinely like a nice

person, and if it was her behind

it, I, I think she would have owned up to

it by now because she doesn't have

anything to lose by owning up to it now.

So I don't think it's her. So that means

there's only one option. It was actually

just a complete coincidence, which sounds

crazy. What are the chances?

So now I have to decide. Am I

willing to let my wife see my phone and

all my private messages? What do you think

I should do? So either lose my wife or

lose privacy on my phone.

I got— holy fuck, who's that?

That scared the shit out of me.

I think it was just the door next— next

door. I got an IT job offer in Osaka. Can

we hang out? I don't know, hanging out

with people seems to be causing me a lot

of problems. That was

scary. This place is weird.

The building just feels very abandoned.

It feels really lifeless, and the area is

just like loads and loads of really,

really big apartments. It just feels kind

of lifeless, soulless.

Do I really care if my wife checks my

messages? I have some pretty bad— well,

she's already seen them when she had my

iPad. I guess the point is she wouldn't—

she would be able to see any new messages

of me fooling around. Oh wow,

thank you, Michael. $99.

You're my favorite, Michael. Michael,

secure that spouse visa, but be careful

with your stuff. Well, my stuff's safe for

now because I have all of it with me.

But I still have to pay her about $500 for

the smashed door. I'm wasting so much

money. It's so frustrating. I don't know

how to stop. I didn't plan smashing the

door. People were saying that was fake as

well. So everything I do now, people just

think it's fake.

Yeah, I did smash that door. I didn't film

myself smashing it because it was a

spur-of-the-moment thing and it would have

been stupid to film myself vandalizing a

I have to pay $500 for the smashed door.

And I probably have to pay another month

of Airbnbs now. I don't think I'll be

getting back with her soon. $500? You said

it was $800. Well, I don't know the exact

cost yet because the stupid repairman

hasn't come yet. My wife keeps changing

the number. First she said it could cost

$700, and then she asked me to give her

$1,000 because it might cost more, and now

she's saying the repairman came and gave

an estimate of £500. So I don't know,

she doesn't know, no one knows how much it

actually costs. Hopefully she'll take a

picture of the receipt.

Okay, I'm gonna tell you something that

was a secret and I lied about.

Okay, so When I went back to my wife's

place to get my stuff back, we actually

had sex.

I wasn't supposed to say that because it's

kind of messed up.

And then I went back to the Airbnb, and

then all the— I can't even remember, so

many things happening.

And we were kind of on the brink of

getting back together, and now this

happened, and it's kind of messed things

up all over again.

And it was probably one of the hottest

sexes that I've ever had.

And there's so many things that got

leaked— the London girl

DMs, the sex tapes. Now this— why

can't I not get leaked? Why does

everything get leaked?

It's not my fault, okay? I trusted the

London girl because we met up

before, before we got— before me and my

wife had the first divorce argument. That

was basically because the whole thing that

triggered the first divorce was the London

girl, because my wife found out about that

as well, or somehow, I don't know. I'm

starting to think the London girl is not

trustworthy. Your wife is active on Japan

Cupid? Yeah, she's checking up on me.

She logs into Japan Cupid to check to see

if I'm logging in. Yeah, I'm talking about

Pia. I didn't

really talk about her or make a video

about her because I was trying to keep it

secret.

Did I use protection? No. She had some

kind of thingy that goes into her vagina

that stops her from getting pregnant. I

don't know how it works. It's like a

plastic hook.

So it's not my fault, okay? The DMs got

leaked somehow. Someone got a screen— got

a picture of our DMs, sent it to my wife.

I have no idea how that happened.

Pia said she doesn't know how it happened

either, and I can't really do anything

apart from take her word for it. It

obviously wasn't me who leaked it.

And then somehow my wife got access into

my iPad. I'm guessing she saw me enter the

passcode and then memorized it.

And then some random person on the street

took a photo of me. None of these things

were avoidable. It's not my fault. The

universe is trying to destroy me.

All of those things, how could have I

avoided it? I didn't know the DMs would

get leaked. I didn't know my wife was

secretly trying to figure out my passcode.

I should have kept changing the passcode,

I guess. I didn't know that some random

person on the street would see me and then

take a photo and and then try and

blackmail me. I would say most—

okay, I admit a lot of people hate me on

my own channel. A lot of people hate me,

but I still believe they are decent people

and they wouldn't try and blackmail me.

There's, you know, a big chunk of people

who like me and then a pretty big chunk of

people who hate me, but they're still

normal, nice people. Who are sane.

And then there's like this tiny group of

people who absolutely despise me, and

they're completely batshit crazy. And they

do stuff like doxxing me,

cyberstalking me, messaging my relatives,

my family, my exes.

And they do all this weird messed up

stuff. And it just seems so coincidental

that one of those people from that very,

very tiny group of people who despise me

just happened to be there on that day at

that time when I was with that girl. How

the hell? What are the chances?

And then he tries to get money out of me.

That's not something a sane person does.

But okay, if you don't like me, it's

understandable. But if you are trying to

get money, trying to exploit me, then

you're just as messed up as I am. At least

I don't try and blackmail people. When

have I ever tried to blackmail people?

How much did they ask for? They asked me

for £1,000, which is weird. Why pounds?

Why not pounds? I don't think it's a

Japanese person. It might not be an

American person. I don't know.

When are you meeting the Korean guy? What

Korean guy? There's no Korean guy.

For some reason, I seem to attract a lot

of very, very hateful, spiteful weirdos.

Oh, thank you, Michael. This is what I

meant by be careful with your stuff, use

better passwords. Well, that's the problem

with Apple. You only get 6 numbers.

You can't enter a big, long, complex

passcode. On my Samsung, I do have a

complex series of numbers, but on the

iPhone you only get 6. And what's the

point of Face ID when it forces you to

enter the passcode when the phone restarts

or something? I still have to enter the

passcode now and then.

If it has Face ID, I think it should just

get rid of the passcode completely.

Can't you hide your files? I can't.

There's no passcode lock on individual

apps for Instagram and

Discord. I have so many apps on so many

devices, it's hard to keep track of. I

have Discord, Instagram, Twitter,

Facebook. What else?

The iPhone sucks. Yeah, I am starting to

feel unhappy with it.

It's just the mic— microphone placement.

It's like wind is blowing when I speak.

I can't remember all my passwords. I have

about— I have several.

And all pretty, um, sexual passwords.

Stuff like, uh, my ex-girlfriend's

name xxx sucks my cock 2277138,

or ex-girlfriend's name licked

my anus 12245. It's like that.

I have like a sentence and then a string

of numbers.

It's easy to remember.

But the problem with Apple products is you

get— you only get 6 numbers to enter.

It's not very good. It's not very secure.

I don't know any apps that let you lock

individual apps. That would be great to

have a couple weeks ago.

Why am I in a fight with my mum? Because

my wife sent her that video of me with

the prostitute. That's why.

I can show you the Airbnb for a bit. What

time is it? Oh, it's 1 AM. I'll probably

go to bed around 2. So the number

one thing I hate about this Airbnb is

these stupid lights are so low. I keep

banging my head on it. I keep forgetting,

you see. Keep doing this.

Look how low it is. Why do they make it so

low? I've got a nice bedroom all

by myself, no one to share it with.

I've got a kitchen. It's a bit strange how

it, it goes behind these

doors. It's like a closet. It's like a

closet. You open the closet and then

there's a kitchen.

There's a stove, frying pan.

And there's a microwave, fridge,

phone— please don't touch.

Quite a nice spacious bathroom. Washing

machine. Might have a bath, it's been a

while. Since I had a bath, it's a

bit grimy in here.

It's a pretty big bathtub for Japan

standards.

Do do do do do.

Toilet. The internet's really good here as

well. I'm getting about 25 upload,

25 download. My wife's apartment's Wi-Fi

upload speed is really bad. It's about 5

or 6. It takes me forever to upload

videos. I don't know what this is. It's

like a weird Frame—

not a frame, I don't know what the word

is— like a painting, but instead of being

in a frame, it's hanging down like a piece

of toilet paper. Strange.

I thought it was to keep the curtain open,

and then you have a view outside.

Quite a nice view. I don't know if the

Wi-Fi would cut off if I stepped outside.

I really like this, but I don't know what

it's for. It just looks cool. It's like a

traditional Japanese thingamajig.

And there's Japanese tatami mats,

cushions. I like this area, it's very

nice. Oh, thank you, Beck. Nice Airbnb,

Daniel. So the wallpaper

could be killed and no one miss— what's

wrong with the wallpaper? It's a nice

shade of red, looks like a chessboard.

Ah, fucking hell, didn't see that.

That's strange. How did I not see the

table? It just blends in with the floor.

No, the whole thing about the Swedish girl

being Kanae's ex, I think that was a lie.

She didn't say she's his ex.

Why would Kanae have a Swedish ex?

Doesn't make any sense.

And there's closets here. Bedding.

I can't close it.

You know, this whole bedroom is almost as

big as the sex doll Airbnb.

I wanted to stay here a bit longer, but

the whole place was fully booked for the

next 2 months apart from these 2 nights.

Might as well make use of the unlimited

Wi-Fi. You know how much money Um,

it's costing me to stream on— holy fuck,

what the fuck is that? Why does

it keep banging? Do you think

I'm really loud? Do you know how much is

money? Do you know how much money it's

costing me to stream on data?

Why does it keep banging?

My phone bill for last month was about

£160 because I, I overused my

data so much. What can I do?

I've only got 14 gigs and then 14 extra

free packets of 500 megabytes. So what's

14 times? That's 7— 14 times 500,

um, 7 times 1,000,

7 gigabytes plus 4. So I have about 21

gigabytes a month and I use at least 100 a

Uh, use so much data to stream and to

upload. I don't know why they don't give

me unlimited. I mean, I'm paying £160 a

month just to use probably

about 100. Stupid Japan.

When I signed up for the contract, it was

the biggest, largest amount of data I

could get. I said, give me, give me the

largest amount of data, and they said,

okay, here you go, 14 gigabytes. That was

it.

I asked my wife, is this the largest

amount? She said yes.

Oh, thank you, Michael. Get better soon,

Daniel. I'm out. Have a good night. Good

night, Michael.

And I'm still paying for my UK SIM card

because I don't know how to cancel it. I

couldn't log in, so I have to phone them

up. I'm too lazy. They keep charging me

£20.