Mcdonalds Q&A with my Wife [tVAs7LqTMrA]

Daniel and Chihiro desu.

Too big or too small? Bit bigger? That looks good.

Hi, Daniel.

Shh. A donut!

I bought slipper.

Slippers.

Slipper.

For me?

Yeah.

Wait, wait.

待って、 また 変 な 顔 や。 Because you 're eating. Just make a neutral face.

いただ きます。 Daniel's wife, thanks for being here today on stream less than three.

Thank you.

People will be boxing, Daniel.

To walk where you are.

Please get a cat.

We can't get a cat. Nande ne ko kawanai?

Because our apartment forbidden to buy home pet.

What about a new one?

New one?

We can't.

Why?

I don't know. Because the cat scratching on the On the wall?

No, it doesn 't.

Cats don 't scratch the wall.

Wall and the— う ち の 猫 は し な かった けど、 その キ ャ ット ド ゥ エ イ。 I'll steal one from the park.

There's lots of cats at the park.

Kawaii ne kawaii. A ginger cat.

I like black cats.

Your mom is kawaii. Thank you.

She's not my mom. Mama.

Can I get a sex doll?どこに私？ Sex doll買って。 Yeah, yeah. Why don't you go to yoga together?

Lisa, go kitatoke bikkuri suru. Nani kore?

This door, ningyo nani?

Daniel's sex door.

We need questions. Answer the questions.

Do you picture Jun's face during sex? Sex with sex.

Fuck sex.

Mhm.

Wr iter, I 'm eating. YouTube の や つ の が 見 や す い な。 これ ち っちゃ く て 見 え に く い。 Frog on the field.

Oh, thank you for subscribing, Japan Americana. You can look on my phone comments. Here.

Are you still doing Yeah, I do.

Why people know I'm doing yoga? Anything keep talking.

Sebişteriyor.

I'm doing hot yoga.

What yoga?

Hot yoga.

Hot?

Hot yoga.

Why is it hot?

The room inside is very humid and the temperature about high. I don't know how what degree. American celebrity. Um, I like Natalie Portman. My, my favorite movie, one movie is Leon.

How are you doing?

Mhm.

How are you?

How do you doing?

How you doing?

How you doing?

To Danny wife, can you please rate Australian guys in bedroom one to ten?

Yeah, yeah.

Australian guy out of ten.

I like him in the back. He's a bunny. His sex technique.

Why don't you both go to yoga together?

She didn't invite me.

Here, here it's not really into Yoga, doing yoga because there's lots of cute girls there and she doesn't want me to talk to them. That's right.

Um, I'm all the old many older women are doing yoga.

No cute girls.

Not cute girls and everybody getting fat, I think. I'm full.

What's this for?

Salad. Do you like Shinzo Abe? I don't care. 신도 아べ.

Did you vote? Hmm?投票した?

No. When?

Anytime.

Oh. She doesn't vote.

Do you like black guys?

Do you like black guys?

I never.

I never date with a black guy.

Which one?

My, my hair was black, so I dyed my hair.

Dani, you should do naked yoga.

Naked yoga?

Uh, almost naked.

She dyed her hair. It's brown.

Are you guys planning any babies in the future?

Baby?

Baby?

I don't— I think he don't take care the baby.

Yeah, I do a livestream with the baby.

I got angry again.

Why?

Why?

Nande okoru?

You show off my our baby.

Why not? What's the point having a baby if I can't make a video?

That you would be an okoru deしょ.

分かんないけど私が怒るか怒らないか。なんでいいんじゃない別に。 Babies are the same.

Huh?

How?

Danny Air is a baby. You drew. I have a big baby already. Nante doku.

Name it views. Name it what? What should we call it? Victoria.

This live Victoria. What do you mean?

Akachan no name.

Akachan.

Akachan no name.

Face the girl Victoria. If it's a boy, Chris.

Chris.

What do you think?

俺の元彼女誰が一番プッシュだった？えーいっぱい almost hit ex almost ugly I think.

She thinks they're all ugly.

Don't you think so? I show his ex-girlfriend photo to my friend.

Everybody say, oh, Daniel, bad taste. Everybody say.

What about the French one?

French one?

French girlfriend's cute, she's just a bit fat.

And she's a Player, the friend.

Ah, yari man.

Yari manじゃないと思う。え？Yari manだよ。She's not a whore.

He like he like bitch bitch girl and and I don't know slut girl.

She's not slutty.

Slutty. He like a slutty girl. Crazy. So that's why he get the grammedia. So crazy.

No. I need Malwarebytes.

Bitch and salt. He like bitch and salt, salt girl.

Salty girl.

Salty girl. Slutty.

Slutty girl.

No.

He want to sleep with only one days, only one day. So what? One one night stand, so it's dangerous. So the woman always sleep with anyone. So the girl is very dangerous. Like Misaki.

Ceremony.

Nani?

Oh, you didn't talk. Are you?

Nani?

Are you gay?

I'm not gay. Tanoshimi niしてる。 Daniel? Hikoshi.

Oh, of course.

If we argue again, so we I run away next room.

She goes to the Japanese room.

Your wife is much better than Nandito.

Rachel.

Rachel. Ah, Rachel.

With Daniel and Chihiro. Daniel and Chihiro desu.

Daniel Daniel and Chihiro desu.

ここここが音聞こえてるよ。 Why can't the baby in the Yeah, she won't let me put the bed in the Japanese room. She said it makes marks on the tatami mats. Oh, what's the point of having a room if you can't put anything in it?

I like yoga.

Mottainayo.

Why we need a two-bedroom?

Because the Western room is my computer room.

No, no, Western room is a very Big, big, very hiroi.

とても広い. Very big.

So what's gonna be in the Japanese room?

My shelter.

Japanese room is my shelter.

Hiding place.

Hiding place. That's why we moved to new house.

I can make videos in there. It looks nice. It has Japanese mats on the floor, and it has the sliding doors. We can decorate it so it looks like a Japanese room.

You don't know why? We don't need to decorate Japanese room.

Why?

Make it lookちゃんとした和室に。 Make it look proper. Japanese.

And we, we eating the McDonald's.

But traditionally Japanese rooms don't really have much in it anyway. They have that minimalistic style.

Look, look!

Japanese rooms are very bare.

They put someone come to our room. They can stay over the tatami room. Lisa, come on.

Show them picture of Lisa Ko.

Lisa Ko, 못 되나의写真.

Ah, Lisa Ko is the woman she slept with when I was gone.

How many people watching now?

One hundred seventy-two.

One hundred seventy-two.これどこ？ここ。More than usual. Do you want whiskey?

He want to make me drunk.

No, I'm talkative if I drink a lot.

Parafiction.

What?

She likes Katy Perry. Boring.

Boring?

Not boring.

Would you move to UK with Daniel? Uh, his mom hope so. So his mom always say, move to UK, UK with Daniel, so I care your baby.

She wants to look after our baby.

Take so so so take care, look after that baby.

I I wear depression. I become depression if I go to UK because no job.

Why no jobs? You can do cleaning with my mom in Leeds Castle.

Yeah, 대아를요. I don't like you the I'll wash soap.

You can be a Japanese teacher, or you can be a Japanese tour guide. They have Japanese tour guides at the castle. I applied for it and they ignored me. There's lots of Japanese tourists.

So, 만니 무치された.

When I applied it, they ignored my Application.

Also, how many kids do you want? Boy or girl?

Both is fine. Boy's baby like my boyfriend. So girl's baby— Who's your boyfriend?

Eh? Your boyfriend.

Boy's baby like my small tiny boyfriend.

But oh, having a son would be like having a little boyfriend.

So so so so so. Hena ego te.

I didn't understand what you meant.

More handsome than Daniel.

It must be.

Definitely.

So my it would be seventy-five percent Asian, quarter white. Son would be more fun. Play video games. We play games together. I'll buy him, buy him a gaming computer. I'll teach him how to play Fallout.

My son might be like Daniel.

He'll be a nerd.

No, nerd.

We can make a gaming computer together, Daniel and Son, and then I'll teach him how to get ladies. I teach him N ampa.

Ah, he very often— I— ここ ど こ 見て あ タ グ な かった っ け 名 前 忘 れ。 The label.

Fast fashion.

What is your favorite food? Like Korean barbecue. Sorry. So, so, so, so. 食べ 物 好 き って 言 わ れて どう やって さ 何 を 掲 げ て い った ら いい？ Swe ater looks comfy. Yes, this is. Comfy, so smooth.

And today outside's a little bit cold.

Do you guys eat out often?

안 돼. Do you guys eat what?

Eat out? Guys, 그거はしないでしょう.

He hates to eat out. She said, "My I have bad breath." You talk about that?

I never say it.

Flossing, she said it stinks. Now I'm scared. Stop bleeding. No, she didn't.

No. Ah, so.

Hey.

Instaにいるんですか、嫁さん。いないよ。No. Eh, he hates Instagram?

No.

Now we know Daniel. Breath stinks.

It doesn't. I clean it properly now. I use interdental brushes, and I use whiskey to kill off the bacteria. Oh no, I'm dripping.

Do you think Daniel is a good cook?

Ten out.

Ten out of ten.

Five.

Five out of ten. Five out of ten.

I made fish and chips. If you drink a little, just sip it, and it's nice.

Whiskey.

It says whiskey is good for you. It's an antioxidant. And it kills bacteria.

What's your favorite place in Japan?

Osaka. Osaka is the best city.

What do you think of Oita?

I hate it.

You've never been?

I definitely visit there forever.

It's cheap.

I hate the countryside.

The rent is ¥30,000. Same size. Eh, some money.

Yeah, I don't want to live there. I hate countryside. It's not countryside.

Countryside, right?

It's a city. Oita city. City.

Countryside.

Oita city.

I have been to Ehime. It's countryside. I'm born. I was born to living there.

Before.

Osaka seems boring though.

Oh, not boring.

What's so good about Osaka?

People is friendly and talkative. So when I lived in Ehime, the people are so boring. So, but I've come back to Shikoku. I have to come back to Osaka, so I'm enjoying the with Osaka people.

Oita is so cheap though.

Ehime also cheap, so like Oita, but boring city. I don't like it.

I don't leave the house, so I don't really care. And I don't talk to people.

오늘은 이나카住나方가 이やんか. 이나카に Let's move.絶対文句言うって.

As long as there's a supermarket and a convenience store and an electronic store, I don't really care.

In Australia.

Really?

In Australia.

Australian.

What the? Nande Colombian guy no koto shiteru ne?

Colombian guy. Tell us about the Colombian guy.

Yeah, dayon.

No.

It was six years ago.

It was 8 years ago when I was 29 years old. I met him in the bar.

He picked her up. How did he pick you up? He went, how are you doing?

So many foreign guys were drunk at the bar, so he was one of them.

Them.

So they talked to me. So they asked lots of my information. So they say— some of guys say, so please tell your number, phone number.

Phone number.

So I told him. So next day he text me and Um, then he text me, so he said, let's hang out with somewhere. So I dated twice or three, three, twice or three times. I was couple relationship, relationship, maybe not on the first date.

Stupid, he's stupid. Why woman only date the trip with the stranger?

Why wait until the 3rd date?

You should wait.

Why?

Just do it.

Normal things.

Just do it.

How do you think? Tell me. He's crazy.

I don't have time for 2 dates, 3 dates. Would you like me to get fat? Gain some weight.

What? Eh?

Ah, ah, ah. Me?

Me.

Daniel.

Ah.

네,無理.

Impossible.

I have 5.8% fat percentage.

How long should we wait for sex when you first date a girl?

If you like each other, then why not just do it?

No, they first date, they never sing on first date.

Yeah, why?

Why for first date?

If you like each other, why not?

How do we— we We like each other.

Just look and you see, and then you know.

Crazy.

Would you ever introduce Daniel to your mother and father?

What did I say?

Would you introduce me to your mom?

My mom?

私のお母さん?

Your mama.

Your mama.紹介してくれない?

私 の お 母 さん は。 What she say? She knew. まだ 知 って ない で しょ。 知 ら ない よ。 結 婚 して る って。 え 結 婚 して る のは 知 ってる けど。 は 知 ってる？ 多 分。 え う ち の お 母 さん や ろ。 知 ってる。 知 ってる と思 う けど。 なん で 知 ってる？ なん で 言 ってる も ん。 You told her.

It 's all there now.

It 's it. いや 白 の 妹 が 言 ってる と思 う。 私は直接言ってないけど。She said her mom probably knows that we're married because her sister might have told her, but she didn't tell her herself. Nanden nani mo itte nai wo kasan ga.

My mother never asked me. Her mom never said anything about our marriage.

She disapproves. It's not weird to expect effing on the first date.

He's written on the YouTube, "I'm looking for the girlfriend." So one night date, one night stand, it's okay.

But he write, "Looking for the girlfriend." なんでガールでプレンド探すの一日でセックスおかしいやろ。 Because if you write, if you write on Tinder you're looking for a one-night stand, no one's gonna reply to you. No girl's gonna say, okay, let's go and have a one-night stand, unless she's completely batshit mental.

I think I sent him sort of at first, so because he looking for the girlfriend, so I'm also looking for the boyfriend, so that's why I sent him, sent him the message. So he said, "Do you have a girlfriend?" No, I don't.

Boyfriend?

Do you have a girlfriend? I asked him. So he said, "I don't have a girlfriend," but he go out with Tomoko.

Crazy!

Tomoko is not my. Stop drinking my whiskey. Why do you keep taking it? Nomu. Nomanaite ittononi.

Crazy!

They're Nian's wife. I think Daniel is a crossdresser.

Can I show people? If you want to see it, I'll send you a photo. I don't mind. It's just I don't— why are you taking my whiskey? Oishii yo.

The girl might have your child right now.

Tomoko might be pregnant.

Crazy girl, crazy woman.

It's okay, I can't make babies.

Huh?

I'm sure the Australian got had a big jingle.

A big chimp. Stop reminding her of it. Look how excited she gets.

Srati ga sleep with anyone.

But it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if they did it on the first date or the third date. If he had a disease, she would have gotten it no matter how long they waited.

Daka ra henna onna bakari ni tsukawaru ndatte. Mademoiselle.

What is tsundere? I keep forgetting.

Tsundere, outside, so they pretend to be nice. Not be nice.

Not be nice.

Not unfriendly, but inside. So inside the gut mouth.

So it's like Helga on Hey Arnold. She pretends she hates Arnold, but she actually loves him.

달고도 안 하고.

Hey Arnold.

Hey Arnold.

달거예요.

Hey Arnold.

Hey Arnold. 또 되다래?

Anime.

She doesn't know what Hey Arnold is. She and I, I don't know it.

It's famous.

Your wife looks like a 21 Savage fan.

21 Savage fan? I don't know what that is.

What is Savage fan?

Don't know.

마시로 사 Rate out of 10, how much you like being married to Darren?

Do you like being married to me? 10 out of 10.

Expect fighting.

Uh, our relationship is very good, I think.

If we didn't Fight. It's your fault we fight. Ha!

He's crazy. Atama okashi. Crazy, da kara. He's crazy.

Mike Jones wants to see you both. Chuck chuck.

So ten. Nah, six out of ten.

Six out of ten. Before she found my YouTube channel, everything was fine. No fighting.

But he's complaining on livestream about me, and he is always talking weird girl.

Crazy.

Calm down.

Sex instead of fighting.

Sex.

Because you have a bioki.

Nani ga yu haba bioki?

Bioki aru kare de cho? Her lady's area is infected. I don't want to stick it in there.

Just don't watch Daniel livestream how he bent. 最近見てないだから。 ス イ ッ チ にな って から。 うん。 と って いうこと を 知 った ら も っと 私 の こと 言 う から 見て や る。 言 って ない よ 何 も。 バ レ る から 何 も 言 って ない よ。 当 た り 前。 Kiss kiss one and the cheek is okay and does not break.

Dos g if kus g if kus g if kus g if kus g if kus g if kus She's spying on me.

He also spy on me. He secretly watch my phone. Crazy. He said the watching of the phone and I watching the livestream YouTube is same. How do you think so? It's not same.

Crazy.

She said because Twitch and YouTube and Discord are public, she has the right to spy on me and check up on what I'm saying. And she says because her phone is private and locked, that means I don't have the right to look at it.

I never seen his phone and his— I didn't— I haven't touched his computer.

I have been to America. West Coast? East Coast? East Coast.

Did they have guns? Did you see any shooting?

No, I didn't see it.

Were there lots of fat people?

Many fat people are there, but very slim and like modern women are there.

So it's very balanced. Balanced. We don't know. I never seen.

Is your wife your best friend?

No, she's my wife.

Best friend.

Friend. 아리와違う와요.

Boyfriend. Different.

Different.

People keep saying. You do have friends. You have a girlfriend and you have a family. No, my family is my family. My girlfriend was my girlfriend. It's not the same as having a friend.

Should Daniel go to therapy?

Should I go to therapy? Nani nani?

Me, Daniel.

가도しな.

Should I go to therapy?

Ah, he should go to the therapy.

No.

It's crazy mental illness.

It's a mental illness.

I'm normal.

No, you're not normal. So you can talk to the real people and you're always sitting in front of the computer. So illness.

No, it's called 内向的. He can't introvert.

He can't say hello. So even hello. So because when we go to the estate, 那个家里儿estate啊，福岛三角区啊。 Real estate.

Real estate.

So the man so say hello.

He didn't say hello.

You did I all?

Did he? I don't remember.

You did I a konnichiwa dete ah.

始 め ま して って 言 って た よ。 でも 無 視 して た から うわ 急 い わ 挨 拶 す い へ ん この 人 って 思 った。 I didn 't know he said hello.

If I knew, I would have said it back to him.

When I sat down, 座 った と き。 ああ め っちゃ え あの び っ く り して た。 誰 が？ え いや あの あの 男 の 人 最 初 は。 I thought he was talking to you.

No no no you you.

I don 't know it 's just. Say that I don't know Japanese. I honestly don't remember because I was filming video to the camera. I didn't notice.

Daniel, I just realized you look like the gay Japanese singer that's in the band Sexy Zone.

I look like gay Japanese singer Sexy Zone?

Don't know that band.

How many bits have you bought today?

I'm not sure. How do you check? How many bits? How many donations? Quite a lot, actually. Oh, Chris Broad.

Money?

Honto jadai.

Taewoo's beer.

Chris Broad, my best friend. He said we're going for a beer. He betrayed me.

Crazy.

He promised me.

Chris Broad just greeting.

So let's go to hang out.

I will go to Osaka on the Nani. August, October.

He said we can get just greetings. He said I'll be down in Osaka in October, we can go and get a beer.

But if you want, uh, hang out with him, you should ask him.

Why do I have to ask him?

Did you join any clubs in high school?

And he's too busy doing his bicycle trip. How can he have time?

He have a lot of friends, so he does.

He has Charlotte, Anime Man, All his YouTube friends, but not me because I'm too tiny and people don't like me.

Colaizou, Daniel, poor.

No one likes me on YouTube. I'll show them when I have 2 million subscribers, then they'll be begging to collab with me. We'll see who's laughing then.

You will revenge. To him.

No, I'm just joking.

Mm-hmm. Na ka? Mua makak? Mua mak kya na?

Stupid question.

What did you expect? It's the internet. When are we moving? December.

December. It's a new apartment, not a house. Are you excited to go to England? Yeah, this is the second time. First time, 3, 4 years ago, I went to London.

I'm gonna make her eat food for YouTube money. Japanese woman tries British food.

Mm-hmm.

And then you rate it out of 10.

Mm-hmm.

We have to try Scotch eggs, pork pies, Cornish pasty, fish and chips, saveloy sausage. What else?

Um...

Bacon.

Ah, bacon, eh.

He always complain about Japanese bacon.

It's not real bacon.

Japanese bacon! Japanese don't care about bacon. Fujiwara Tatsuya.

Konnichiwa.

Konnichiwa, watashi wa Dani-eru desu.

She's racist.

She's making fun of gaijin. Are we going on any small trips? I want to go to Nara.

Money?

I want to make a video with the deers.

Next month? Next year? We are busy.

I have—

we have to pack a lot of luggage.

Yeah, we're busy. We've got packing, moving, getting settled, and then we're going to England.

No, I'm not bisexual. I like guy. But if I sleep with an ugly fat man or a beautiful girl, I would sleep with a beautiful woman.

Really? If I had to choose between a fat ugly girl and a guy, I would choose the girl.

I would love to watch that on your YouTube.

We should do cooking together, livestream. What's this? A hat.

Hat.

Halloween.

For Halloween.

おかしな。 お 菓 子 ない の そ こ。 No snacks.

Red R iding Hood.

Pe pe.

赤 ず き ん ちゃん Red R iding Hood Red R iding Hood Halloween costume. Looks looks obasan datte.

Looks like obasan.

Obasan,失礼だね.

You hurt her feelings. Why would you say that?

Do you like Australian?

何 人 でも いい よ。 は あ、 誰 でも いい って こと？ 一 緒 に いて く れる なら 誰 でも いい って こと？ 寂 し が れ だ、 寂 しい ガ リ ア だから。 え、 何 これ？ お か しい や ろ それ。 お 菓 子 じゃない。 Why'd she just get one? You look weird.

다래, 안녕히.

응?

It's like I'm sitting next to a mirror, but instead of my reflection, it's the reflection of a woman.

아니요 아خت야. 마스크리 못 하면서 기시야.

Oh, thank you.

When was the last time you took a shit?

Yeah, did you have fun?

Yeah.

Would you like to do it every day? Would you quit your job to be a Twitch streamer?

Japanese okay, but English so hard to me. Ja, min hund och pappa började med att käka ägg idag.

När det var rätt idag?

Jag ruckade dig säkert.

Say goodbye.

Bye! See you next week.

Bye!