I had a HUGE argument with my wife

Me and my wife just had this massive

argument because of this YouTuber called

Venus Angelic. Some of you might know her,

she's pretty popular, she has about 1.7

million subscribers, and she was pretty

famous for dressing up as a human-sized

doll. And yesterday she was doing a

livestream and one of my viewers, who's

also one of her viewers, gave her a

donation, sent her a Super Chat asking her

if she would Do a collab with me?

Would you do a collab with Daniel from

Hiding in My Room? Oh yes!

What do you want to guys do? See, I want

to make like a date with Daniel,

like and see like what

happens. Like just like make a vlog date,

like first date with Daniel. Like that

would be so funny. I wanna, I wanna see

that video. It's so good.

Oh my gosh, you guys are giving me ideas.

This would be so good, like the most

creepiest guy and the most beep person on

the YouTube. This would be very fun.

He is, I think he's dangerous. I think he

is. He doesn't act He really is dangerous.

So that was Venus's response to that

viewer's question, would she do a collab

with me? And I thought it was quite funny.

You know me, I get kind of excited when

these famous YouTubers who have millions

of subscribers mention me in their videos

or their streams. You know how excited I

got when Ice Poseidon talked about me in

his stream? I get a little bit excited

when famous people say my name and talk

about me. It's just exciting, or it's

interesting. It's funny to me. So the

person who sent the super chat told me

that he sent a super chat and Venus was

talking about me. So I hopped onto Venus's

livestream when she was streaming, and I

started saying weird things in her live

chat. I think I said something like, "If I

leave my wife, can we go on a date?" And

then she responded with this. Can we go on

a date if my wife leaves me?

Daniel, I think we should go.

I don't think— I think if you would be the

real Daniel, you would say, I'm going on a

date even if my wife doesn't leave me.

So that says you're not the real Daniel.

You're not— So at first she didn't believe

it was me, but then she clicked on my

username later. She realized it was me. I

thought the whole thing was pretty funny.

I was laughing about it. Well, guess who

wasn't laughing about it? My wife. She

found out. She found out because she has a

bunch of snitches that just follow

everything I do on the internet and then

record and clip things. And then if I say

anything weird that could get me into

trouble, they'll clip it and then send it

directly to my wife. And then she finds

out and then she gets angry. Yeah, well,

these snitches were telling my wife that

Daniel is trying to cheat again with some

other woman called Venus Angelic when I

was just joking. I think it was pretty

obvious that the whole, if I leave my

wife, can we go on a date, thing was a

pretty obvious joke. Well, my wife didn't

really find it very funny. She came home,

she was really upset, started hitting me,

attacking me again. It was pretty obvious

that it was a joke. Come on, if I was 100%

serious about leaving my wife to go on a

date with Venus, do you think I would

write it in a public live chat on a stream

where 400 people were watching, where I

knew that it would be clipped and

screenshotted and recorded and probably

sent to my wife. I'm not that stupid. If I

was seriously thinking about cheating, I

wouldn't just openly admit to it on a

livestream where hundreds of people are

watching. But my wife doesn't like it when

I make jokes like that. She says, you

can't just say everything's a joke when

you get into trouble. When it's actually

just a joke. People keep saying that to

me. They say, oh, whenever you get caught

with your hands in the cookie jar, you

just say, you just say, oh, it's a joke,

and you use that as an excuse. It's not an

excuse. I was just actually joking.

It's so annoying. I can't even make any

kind of dirty or naughty joke without

people saying, oh, Daniel's fantasizing

about doing blah blah blah again. I'm not

fantasizing about doing anything. I'm just

making a silly joke because I thought it's

funny. The reason why I said that to Venus

was because I thought it was funny and I

was trying to get a reaction out of her.

I don't really want to go on a date with

Venus Angelic and ruin my marriage.

That's just silly. I just don't

understand. I just don't understand how my

wife can actually get upset over a little

statement like that. That's just so silly.

As if I would sacrifice, sabotage my

marriage so I could go and see Venus

Angelic in Tokyo. Yeah, I'm gonna go all

the way to Tokyo Tokyo, spend $200 on

bullet trains, over $100 on a hotel, just

to make some video that'd probably only

make me $50. Yeah, as if I would spend

$400 just to make $50 and ruin my entire

marriage in the process. Does she really

think I'm that stupid? And then my wife

said, how would I feel if she did the same

thing? If she did the same thing, I would

think it's funny. For example, if she went

on to TerryTV's livestream and said, Hey

Terry, if I leave Daniel, can we go on a

date? I wouldn't get angry at all. I would

think that's funny. I don't understand why

some people can't tell when a joke's a

joke and when someone's serious or not.

She's known me for 2 years now. Doesn't

she know by now that I say silly things on

the internet and I like to have a laugh?

I like to joke around, especially when I

go on to other people's livestreams. I

like to say silly stuff. I like saying

silly things to these bigger YouTubers and

bigger streamers because I want to get

their attention and I want to get some

kind of reaction out of them because I

think it's funny. I feel kind of

disappointed that even after all these

years, my wife still doesn't understand my

sense of humor. Some of you may know I

have a Discord server and I say weird

stuff on it sometimes. Sometimes I feel

bored and I just say something stupid or

something dirty, or sometimes I'm just

feeling emotional and I'm just blowing off

steam on the Discord server. Well, she

hangs around in the Discord server as well

to check up on me, to see if I'm saying

anything that I shouldn't be saying. And

it's just so irritating being spied on all

the time, all over the place— on Discord,

on YouTube, on Twitch, on streams, on

Reddit. She's everywhere just checking up

on me to make sure that I'm behaving

myself. It's like— it's like I have a

parent watching over me all the time,

making sure I'm being a good boy. And it's

just really, really irritating. Just

imagine if your dad was monitoring

everything you did on the internet, and

every time you said a swear word, he would

scold you and then ground you and take

away your PlayStation. That's what it

feels like. I like to treat my Discord

server as a place where I can just chat

about things, talk about silly things,

talk about girls, talk about women, talk

about, you know, how many fish can you

stuff into a Hot Pocket. And I feel like I

can't even talk freely anywhere without

getting into trouble at least once or

twice a week. I think Ice Poseidon does

similar things. For example, on his

livestreams, he'll go up to some random

woman and then just ask her if she wants

to go up to his hotel room. And everyone

knows he's joking. Everyone knows he's

just trolling that woman because it's

funny. I'm pretty sure Ice Poseidon's

girlfriend Kimberly doesn't get her

knickers in a twist and get all upset over

Is Poseidon inviting some random woman up

to his hotel room on a livestream?

Because it's on a livestream. If he was

going to cheat, why would he cheat on a

livestream? And the same thing applies to

me. If I was actually serious about going

on a date with Venus, why would I mention

it publicly in front of hundreds of

people? It's because it was a joke that's

not supposed to be taken seriously.

That's the whole point of a joke. That's

what a joke means. It's a statement that

you make that you're not really serious

about. The whole situation is just so

frustrating. I can't say what I want to

say. I can't joke about what I want to

joke about. I can't go where I want to go

when I want to go there. I can't meet who

I want to meet. I would actually like to

go and meet Venus Angelic and make a video

with her. I think it would be funny. But I

can't because my wife would just get upset

about it. I'm a grown man, an adult, and I

just feel like I'm a child. I feel like

I'm a child and I just get told off all

the time, and I'm just sick of being

treated like a child. Sick of being spoken

to like a child. Sick of being told off

and scolded. Do you know how humiliating

it is being a 30-year-old man and then

you're being told off like, like you're a

10-year-old kid? It's so annoying. I wish

I had some privacy on the internet so I

can just talk about things without

worrying about upsetting someone. If she

understood my sense of humor, then I

wouldn't mind her hanging around in the

Discord or listening to my livestreams.

But she doesn't understand my sense of

humor. She gets upset when I make jokes

about silly things, and then we have these

big arguments. And I keep telling her, if

you're just going to get upset all the

time, then you should delete Discord,

delete HelloTalk, delete Reddit, stop

watching, and stop spying on me. But she

refuses to. She wants to carry on spying

on me. She wants to know everything I'm

saying. I just don't see the point of

constantly watching and following someone

and monitoring someone that you don't find

funny and the things they say upsets you.

If it upsets you so much, then just stop

following that person on the internet.

I'm fed up of having to explain to her

over and over and over again that half the

time I'm not being serious, half the time

I'm just joking and having a laugh.