i have something to talk about [XEPydiXr8JU]

Testing.

Testing, testing, testing.

Hmm, very interesting.

Wow, this mic sounds good even when it's

quite far away. I'm used to having to have

the mic really close, but if I have this

one too close, it overblows the sound.

Okay, so I'm back with a new stream. Oh,

demonetized already.

Not, not yet. Not,

not yet.

Okay,

we've got a long day ahead.

We've got a long day, 8-hour shift.

Hopefully I'll be finished at 6 PM, then I

can relax. Then I can relax.

Just waiting for the stream to go yellow.

That's the first task.

What's the annoying news? Well, I have 2

stories that happened in the past

few days that really annoyed me.

They're gonna be bangers.

I don't know why, but I like it when

things annoy me and then I can rant about

it. Is that weird? Why do I enjoy

being annoyed? I never have more pleasure

than when I'm ranting about some annoying

idiot that annoyed me.

People are just so annoying.

I don't know how this world functions with

all these annoying people in it.

I'm gonna destroy them today.

Hot streams yellow, that's 2 minutes 50

seconds world record. Request review,

okay. I'm missing out

so much money because the stream's yellow.

I'm missing out on like $10. I could—

my streams would probably be earning an

extra $10 if they would not go yellow

whilst I'm streaming.

That's probably like a couple hundred

dollars over the last few months.

Oh well, what can I do? Last stream What,

the cooking pie stream? That one made like

$20 from ads. That went green almost

straight away after I ended it, but it was

yellow for most of it during it.

Anyway, enough about yellows and greens.

I got a Christmas tree, but I don't know

where to put it.

I could put it here because it's so small.

Yeah, I could put it here. This is the

worst-looking Christmas tree I've ever

had. It's so skinny.

Why'd she put a Pikachu on it? Oh, it has

wheels on it. She got a McDonald's

for me.

What did they do to Pikachu? Oh look,

it moves! Look,

watch this, watch.

Wow,

I used to have one of those when I was a

kid. It was like a motorcycle. And then

you pulled it back and then the wheels

would wind up and then you let it go and

it would just shoot off. And it had a

little ramp as well so you could shoot it

It is Christmas, guys. 13 days

left.

Oh, it's gonna fall over. It's gonna fall

into my fish tank.

Do you remember my Christmas tree in

Manchester? That was massive.

And then what did I do with it? I had to

chop it up into bits and shove it down the

garbage chute. That was so annoying.

I wanted to get tinsel.

I think some tinsel would make it look

better.

Yeah, if it drops into the fish tank, it

will execute it. Well, only if the battery

bit does.

Usually I miss the first hour or 30

minutes of your stream. I think a lot of

people do.

I wonder which hour of the stream most

people get to.

Don't know.

Okay, so what are we talking about today?

I've had 2 recent annoying experiences.

Which one should I talk about first? The

first one was going to immigration. I went

to immigration last Friday.

Yeah, last Friday. And then I sold my

wireless mics to this Thai guy who's

really annoying. Hmm. Which one should I

do first?

I miss Danny Boy. It was a great

character. Yeah, I know. It was so funny

how well I played the role. Now people are

saying, stop lying, it wasn't a role,

that's just what you were like. Yeah,

okay. And Mr. Bean is a real person too,

I guess. These people are so dumb.

You didn't think that I didn't know what

people hated me for and you didn't think I

just played into the role and exaggerated

it? Come on. Do you remember the whole, I

love my wife because she's not fat? How do

people take this stuff seriously? It was

an exaggerated version of myself. It was a

persona that I played. Now people are so—

there are people who are left who still

believed it. They're like so dedicated,

or they're trying so hard to pretend like

it wasn't a role and it was actually me.

Yeah, okay.

Where's my bottle of water?

You know, I just said stuff that sounded

dumb on purpose, like, through no fault of

my own, it was all her fault.

I just played it very well because I'm

such a great actor. People still haggling

about the flip phone. Actually, no one

messaged me about the flip phone apart

from one guy who tried to buy it for

10,000, but I actually quite like the flip

phone now, so I'm not gonna sell it. I

found this new way of using it which I

really think is cool. So if you flip the

phone and then go into camera mode and

then go into video mode Usually it looks

like this. It will look like that,

vertical mode, because usually you hold

the phone sideways to horizontal and you

hold it this way to do vertical TikToks.

So if you flip the phone and do that, it

will look vertical. But if you change the

aspect ratio to 16:9, you can get

horizontal video like that,

and it's just cropping into the vertical

aspect ratio, but it still looks good.

It's not as wide as— it's not as wide as

it would be if you hold it this way, but

it's still pretty wide. And then you can

like walk around. So we went to a car

expedition or whatever it's called,

convention. And I walked around in the

convention like that, filming stuff like

this. And it was really nice. I don't like

filming in public because usually you have

to hold your phone like that. Like that

and you look like an idiot and people can

see you're filming and they kind of get

upset. But if you're walking around like

this, no one really thinks you're filming.

And I felt like I had all this new

confidence, but all the footage was

boring. It's just like cars, so I can't

use it for anything. But I'm just saying,

if I do vlog outside, this is how I

would do it. Because this feels really

nice. I've always said, why, why can't you

make a video on a phone holding it like

this, but it's horizontal, not portrait

mode? Why don't they just rotate? Oh my

God, they should put a mechanism on the

lens so you can rotate it. So you can just

rotate it and flip it onto its side and

then hold the phone like that to film a

video. I hate holding my phone like this.

To take a video because it's hard to hold

it and I don't like people looking at me

when I'm doing it. Or you can do this,

like camcorder mode,

with the little screen here and you hold

it like that. Feels kind of funny. Or you

can do this and put it on the table and it

stands up. Or you can do this and it

becomes a tripod. Look at that. It can

flip all the way through every angle,

and then you can just put there, aim it

up, press record, do whatever you're

doing. It's so cool. And then you can

also— you press this button here.

Look at this. You see that? That's just my

reflection. But now I can put a viewfinder

onto the back little screen so I could

flip it around and then film myself like

that, and then I can actually see what's

in frame. So I actually really like the

flip phone now that I found these new ways

of using it.

So I think I'll just keep it, and it's,

um, I'll have 2 phones. I don't really use

the iPhone much. I like this phone for

streaming, and then I can use this phone

for, I don't know, check my messages.

Check stuff on it.

So it's nice to have a couple phones. I

don't know what to do with the iPhone 12

Mini. It wouldn't sell for much because

the condition's so bad and scratched up.

I could probably get like $100, maybe $80.

Okay, I'll talk about the thing that

annoyed me recently.

You made a video why you don't have

friends. Nothing in there is correct.

What do you mean? I still don't have any

friends. 5. It's been like 5 years

now. 2024. My last video was about

Chibiro. 4 years later, we're still

talking about her. And the sad thing is,

it's the best video I've done in weeks

that's gotten the best views. So I got to

keep making videos about my marriage, I

guess.

Check chat first. Why don't you write it

in your journal? Do you make money from

writing a journal? The whole journal

thing's so dumb. Elvis Adean and Abram

Preach said the same thing. He said, why

would this guy say this stuff on YouTube?

You know, there's a thing called a

journal. Yeah, but can I make $150,000 by

writing in a journal? No. So shut up. Why

are you making videos, Abram Preach? Why

don't you write it in your journal,

idiots? Tell me to write in a journal?

Write it up your backside. They were like,

oh, why do you make videos? And then

they're making videos.

Why do you think I'm making videos?

Because I'm bored and I want to make some

money.

Anyway, so on the 8th of December, on

Friday, I went to the school to pick up my

visa documents to extend my visa. And it

was the most annoying and frustrating

process I've ever had. And it was all a

waste of time. And it was all because of a

misunderstanding. So we go to the school

to pick up the documents. We sit down at

the table and see the receptionist. And

then my girlfriend starts talking to the

teacher in Thai and they're talking a lot.

I don't know what they're talking about.

It's like talking and talking and talking.

And I'm sitting there like this.

And then the teacher turns to me and then

she tries testing my Thai and she asks me,

where do you live? Where is your house?

And I understand what she says, but I

don't know how to answer the question

because I don't know how specific I should

reply. Do I say Bangkok? Do I say

my district? Do I say my street name? Do I

say the train station name? Do I say the

whole thing? So I'm like,

Bang blah blah blah. So I say the train

station name and then they're like, oh no,

no, you can't say like that. You got to

say the whole sentence. They got this

stupid thing at the school where they

expect you to not one-word answer things

and you got to say out the whole question.

You got to say out the whole sentence

properly, like, where do you live? And

then you say, I live in blah blah blah,

which I think is stupid because in the

beginning classes They never let us reply

how we want to reply. They always made us

reply with the full sentence, which is

silly because no one talks like that. And

you couldn't just have the freedom to

reply how you want to reply. So she

was like looking very worried and

concerned that I couldn't answer a simple

question. And then she's like, you got to

be— you got to practice your Thai, you

speak every day because they might test

your Thai. And then if they don't think

you're actually studying, you'll get in

trouble. And then I'm all worried because

now she's freaked me out. And then they

also say we've got to fill out some kind

of form document called a TM30, which

requires the homeowner of the place

that I'm living with to provide us with a

proof of ID and stuff like that. My

girlfriend's not the homeowner because we

rent the place. Oh wow, thanks Jim.

Hello pimp master glorious intelligent

strong biceps Lord Daniel, wish I could

give you a million. Also tell maid boy to

shut it. Wow, very generous from Jimmy.

What was I saying?

Yeah, the teacher says we have to get the

TM30 document form.

So my girlfriend's on the phone trying to

phone up the landlord to get the ID, and

then you go print off a form and do all

this blah blah blah. And I'm sitting there

thinking, the hell's going on? We never

had to do this any of the previous times.

I've been to immigration to extend my visa

like 4 or 5 times already now, and now

they were only telling me that they could

test my Thai and we need this TM30 thing.

So we go back home to print off the

document and get this stuff, and she says

I've got to practice my Thai. And I'm

like, whatever, I don't have to practice

anything. I understood the question, it's

just I didn't know how to answer the

question because I don't know how specific

they want to know. Can't I just say I live

in Bangkok? Why do they need to know the

exact address? I don't remember the

address. It's all weird Thai words. It's

like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah in

Bangkok. I don't remember all that, so I

just say, oh, I live in Bangkok. But the

teacher was like, oh no, we can't do like

that. That's not good. Now I'm worried

because I think I'm gonna get my Thai

tested. And it turned— we go to

immigration and guess what? We just

queue up. He stamps the thingamajig, he

doesn't even say a word, and we wait like

10 minutes and get my passport back, and I

got the visa extension. And then I'm like,

it was so easy, what were we worrying—

what do you mean I got a practice Thai?

What do you mean we need TM30 document?

You didn't need any of that. Well, the

whole worrying and all that fuss was like

a massive pointless waste of time.

And then I find out, it turns out You

know what they were talking about in the

school? That they were

talking about if I left Thailand to

go on holiday and then wanted to come back

into Thailand,

then I might get tested at the airport.

Then we need the TM30 document. But I

never said I want to leave Thailand and

come back in, so I don't even know why

they were talking about that in the first

place. They were talking on and on and on

at the school. And I'm guessing they were

talking about stuff like, if Daniel wants

to leave, can he come back in because we

might go on holiday? So the whole thing

was making me worried because they

thought I wanted to leave and then come

back into the airport to go on holiday. I

don't want to go on holiday. I can't. I

don't have enough money to just leave

Thailand and come back in again. I've said

so many times I don't want

to leave and then come back in. I don't

want to go on like a December Christmas

holiday to Timbuktu. I got my visa in

Thailand. I want to stay in Thailand until

my visa ends, and then I'm gonna leave and

not come back straight away. So this whole

getting tested at the airport thing is not

something I need to be worried about. But

I think for some reason my girlfriend gave

the teacher the impression that I wanted

to go on holiday and leave and come back

in, which I never said. So the

whole thing was like a big annoying waste

of frustrating time.

That's why I hate it when I go in, they

start chatting, I don't know what they're

chatting about, because if I knew what

they're talking about, I would have jumped

in and said, well, wait, I don't have any

plans to leave, so just give us the

documents, shut up. Going on and on and

on. Jesus Christ.

The man at the immigration who stamps the

stuff, he doesn't even say anything. He

just does a couple hand gestures. He like,

he points at the webcam and then he does

this to indicate take off your glasses.

He's like, he doesn't even say anything.

And then we just like nod at each other

and then I say thanks. There's literally

no talking involved. There's no— as if

they're gonna pull you over and test your

Thai on the spot. They've got hundreds of

people to deal with. They just want to—

they just want to get through all the

people and process it stamp by stamp by—

take the money. They're not going to test

your Thai at immigration.

I kind of forgot my Thai. I haven't used

it in months since I stopped going to the

school. I have not said a single Thai word

since I left school.

I completely lost interest in it. Yeah, I

understand a bit, like if they say, where

do you come from? Where is your home?

What do you like? I did a little mini test

and it was really easy. They just said,

why did you come to Thailand? And then I

say, I am here to travel. What is your

favorite fruit? I like apples. It's like

that. It's so easy because

I had to do a test at the school as well,

and I had to do a reading test, which was

quite hard actually. The reading part is

the most annoying because it's very hard

to read Thai. It takes me a very long time

to figure out what the words are.

Yeah, obviously I know way more Japanese

than Thai. I can speak a fluent

conversation in Japanese and read Japanese

really quickly. I can't do that in Thai.

If you sit me down with a Japanese person,

I can just flip like that into Japanese

mode and just have like a normal casual

conversation. It's easy. I've been doing

it for decades.

You can keep extending your visa

indefinitely. I don't think I can.

Someone said in the comments that I can,

but you can't. I asked the school, they

said 11 months is the most we can give

you. I said, what if I just keep signing

up for classes, can I get more months?

They said no.

They said 11 months is the most. So I said

okay. So I gotta go to the school and

immigration one more time to get my visa

extended by a final 2 months, so that

means I can stay until May. Now this

brings me on to the second problem, which

I don't know if I'm okay to talk about

because I need to check with my

girlfriend. She might get upset again.

Can I talk about it?

Yeah, I think it's fine. So I got my

visa extended until March the 11th,

which means after I get the final 2

months, it means I can stay until May the

11th. So that gives me another 6 months

here. Got half of December, January,

February, March, April, a bit of May.

But my girlfriend has this plan now to

go to America, and she seems insistent

on going in March, and she's now telling

me not to extend my visa for another 2

months because it's like a waste of money.

You know, I gotta pay $100 every time to

extend my visa. So I have to pay another

$100 to do the final extension. So she's

saying don't extend it, save your money.

Oh, $100. She thinks $100 is a lot of

money to me. It's basically peanuts.

I'll make nearly $100 from this stream,

or like half of that. So now she's saying

she wants to go to America because Wait,

I'm trying to be careful with my words

here because this really pisses me off.

Because you know what I do every day?

You know, you know what I watch on YouTube

every day? I watch videos about the

American stock market and economy and cost

of living in America. I know more about

American economy, economics, and business,

and like the standard of living in

American cities. I know more than actual

Americans. I am very in tune with the

American stock market and the economy and

how things are going with inflation and

how people having to work multiple jobs

and then they can— they can't even afford

their own place and they have to share a

room or live with their parents and it's

like $5,000 a month, the cost of living in

America. I know a lot about America and I

don't like America, okay? I would never

want to go to America. America is

expensive. It's dangerous. It's full of

weirdos. They, they think it's normal

to carry guns. It's weird. It's a weird

country. You don't have healthcare. You

drive on the right side of the road. You

keep starting war. America is the

stupidest country in the world. I would

never want to live in America. And it's

stupidly expensive. Like $30,000,

$40,000 a year you're supposed to need to

earn to have a comfortable life there.

That is insane.

I will never understand why anyone would

want to go to America.

Oh, it triggers me so much. I can't think

of a worse place to want to go to. Maybe

the Middle East.

But she is insistent on this idea

of going to America and making a lot of

And I keep trying to tell her, yeah,

yeah, you can make 10 times more money

than you can make here, but things over

there cost 10 times more. Like, cost of

living is 10 times more in America than it

is here. The reason why you make 10 times

more there is because things cost 10 times

more there. So you're not gonna make

anything because you'll be spending it all

on food and electricity and utilities and

rent and, I don't know, trying to not be

homeless. But she says she has an uncle

there and then she can just live with the

uncle and auntie who owns a business and

can get her a green card. So I mean,

yeah, if you got someone there who's gonna

give you a free room and pay for

everything, then yeah, you make a lot of

money, wouldn't you?

Now I'm gonna get in trouble.

Maybe she should just go and then find out

what it's actually like. I mean, yeah,

you could live in the middle of Timbuktu

in the Midwest in like the rubbish states,

the mid-deep Southwest, whatever it's

called, like Louisiana, Arkansas,

or whatever it's called, Mississippi,

where people live in trailer parks. Why

would you want to live there though? You

Imagine living in middle of nowhere

Midwest, down south Tennessee, or

someplace like that.

And she said she'd be going to Washington.

Isn't Washington like one of the most

expensive states to live in? I heard it's

on average— the cost of living in

Washington is 16% more than average.

It's one of the most expensive states

because it's nice and it's where the

capital is. The capital city's there,

obviously it's the most expensive state.

I know California is more expensive, I

think, and Los Angeles.

So I don't know what she's thinking about

going to America. It just seems like such

a weird idea.

I think Thailand and Bangkok is way better

than any European country or Western

country. It's so cheap here,

it's so modern, it's safe because there's

no multicultural society here.

I don't know, it's just so frustrating.

So she, she seems insistent

on going in March, but my visa lasts until

May and I want to stay until May. I paid a

lot of money to get the visa. I already

paid 90% of the money for the school,

the extensions. I had to go to school for

like 4 months, which wasn't easy. Waking

up— I had to wake up 7 AM in the morning

every day, get on the packed train in the

morning every day, Monday to Friday, sit

in that stupid boring classroom for 3

hours. And I did all that to

be able to get the visa, and I'm not just

gonna leave before my visa is up because

then it's like a waste of time. I'm not

getting my money's worth. So I want to

stay until the very end, until my visa

runs out, obviously. Why would you not?

Why would you pay for a 1-year visa and

then stay for 10 months? Can't she wait

till May? I keep telling her, why don't

you just wait until May? But then she

keeps saying, oh, I can't, I've got to go

in March, I'm wasting time. It's literally

2 months.

I think there's another reason behind

this. I think it stems from insecurity or

something like that.

And also, if I'm left here alone, what do

we do with this place? Do I stay here?

What happens when I need to move out? I'm

not talking to the landlady or landowner.

I don't know how to deal with it. She's

got to deal with it. I will just leave,

like ditch the place, leave the door open.

Bye-bye, I'm gone. I'm not going to handle

the apartment. I don't even know how to

contact the landlord.

And then what do I do about my fish tank?

Yeah, what do I do about my fish tank?

My shrimp have babies again. They're going

to make a 3rd generation. Flush them down

the toilet? I don't know. I could take it

to the fish market and ask if they can

take it from me, give it to them for free,

and they could try and sell it. Ah, I

worked so hard on my fish tank,

and my fish and shrimp are finally doing

well, and they're healthy, growing Big

and strong. I feel kind of sad to

say my baby shrimp, they all grew up nice,

big, and strong. I only had a few

casualties because they got sucked up into

the filtration. They keep hanging around

the filtration pump because there's food

stuck to it, I think. So I had to block

the hole at the top with a pipe so they

didn't get sucked down into it.

And then she asked me if I would come to

America, and I said I would never. You

couldn't pay me enough money to ever want

to go to America. I would get beaten up as

soon as I stepped off the plane. I'd like

go down to the shop, and then some black

guy would probably beat me up.

I watched Trash Taste, and they were

talking about. How scary it was walking

around in LA. And did you see Joey talk

about how some black man, homeless man,

came up to him and Joey was really scared

and he was like ready to run because it

was quite late, he was alone. And then

this guy— like, I heard a lot of stories

about how random, crazy homeless American

people come up to you and they're just

like, hey man, did you know the world is

flat? And they just say the randomest,

most weirdest stuff because they're like

high on drugs or something. And then they

whip out a gun. I don't know, all this

craziness comes out of America. I hear all

these stories and it doesn't make me want

But I hear the same stories over and over

again from Joey, Gant, Connor, Chris.

They've all been to America and they all

come back with these weird stories.

And I watch Ice Poseidon's streams, and

I've seen all the crazy people that just

show up on his streams that he encounters.

I don't want to be anywhere near that.

I'd get beaten up and robbed the first

minute I stepped foot out of the taxi. I

thought GTA was, was like an exaggerated

version of America, but it's actually like

that over there. People do just randomly

yell at each other and like get into

fistfights over nothing and shoot each

other over nothing. It is actually crazy

over there. I've seen enough stuff to make

up my mind. I saw this one clip on

Twitter. They were having an argument and

the guy just whips out an assault rifle

and shoots him. It's insane.

So I just— I don't understand why you'd

want to go there.

I said, why don't you come to the UK?

You're invited to the wedding. She says,

She can't get a visa.

So yeah, this is really triggering me, me

recently.

I don't know what's going to happen next

year. I already explained my plan. I'm

going back for my sister's wedding, which

is going to be in June, and then I'll stay

in the UK, save up some money, and then

I'm thinking of traveling to Japan, and

then eventually I'll make my way back to

Thailand for winter.

But I don't know what she's going to do.

Ideally, you know,

ideally she would have her own place and

live in it, and then I'll just come back

to it when I'm back in Thailand. But she

doesn't have her own place. She has a

house, but she's renting it out.

And she seems to really want to go to

America. You know why? Because her sister

loves America. Her sister keeps saying,

oh, you can make so much money there. If

you can make— if it's so easy to make so

much money in America, then how come

millions of Americans are broke and living

paycheck to paycheck and are in debt? And

there's all homeless people. Why don't the

homeless people just go get a job and then

they'll be rich, won't they? You see,

the problem is Because the

wages are so low in Thailand,

anywhere outside of Thailand, Thai people

think everyone's making tons of money,

but they don't understand. Yeah, we make

more money in the West, but everything

costs more. Why don't they understand

this? I took

some pictures of— I walked past, we went

to sushi and we were— no, we went to

Sukiya and there was a hiring staff sign

outside of it. I took a picture of it and

they pay $1 an hour. The sign literally

said 50 baht per hour, which is like

$1.10. Full-time staff,

11,000 to 12,000 baht a month. That is

like $250. That's insane.

There was a maid cafe as well in MBK

Shopping Center, and they're hiring staff,

hiring maids, and they're offering 60 baht

an hour. $1.

You can make $1 on YouTube by getting 100

views. I made a video about the stock

market. It got 250 views. And it made like

$3. Why don't you just make YouTube

videos? Imagine slaving away in Skia

or dressing up as a maid and then dancing

around like an idiot for $1 an hour when

you can literally make a video about some

stupid video game and make $50 just by

getting, I don't know, 10,000 views.

But yeah, Thai people have a funny way of

viewing money because the money here is so

small. But it's all relative. Sure, the

wages are low and cheap, but everything

else is really cheap. Like, this condo

here costs $300 a month.

So if you're working at Skia and you're

only making $250 a month, You wouldn't be

able to afford to live here. It is weird

for me because for me, where I come from,

$300 is nothing and I get this massive

condo. But to Thai people, this place is

expensive. So we, we do

the math. Minimum wage here, $1.

Minimum wage in the UK, £11,

which is like $14, I think. So I

don't know what math I'm trying to do

So $300 to them, if you're doing a

low-paid job, is the equivalent of an

entire month's pay, an entire

month's wage. Would be $300.

So that would be like working minimum

wage in the UK full-time. You'd probably

make £1,400. So this place is

like a £1,400 a month apartment,

which is like renting an apartment in

London. £1,500 would be

around that much. So let's say you work

minimum wage and all of your money goes to

the rent. Yeah, this place is damn

expensive. Someone like my mum who

works as a cleaner wouldn't be able to

afford this place because she makes like

£1,200 and then all of it would just go

for the rent.

So yeah, I'm pretty privileged to be able

I think a place like this in America would

be like $2,500. I watched Ice's stream a

couple of years ago, a year ago, and he

was talking about his rent and he said his

rent in Austin, Texas for his condo,

which isn't much bigger than my place.

Have you seen Ice's streams when he's at

home? He's got like one living room with a

small kitchen, and he's got 2 bedrooms,

and he's got like a big sofa. It's not

massive, and he said his rent is $3,500.

That's insane. That's like 10

times more than my rent.

Yeah, 10 times more.

1,000% more.

I don't know how much money you'd make

if you work minimum wage in Texas. I think

minimum wage in America is like $20 an

hour now.

So if you work 40 hours a week,

you'd make $800 times 4 weeks. Yeah, if

you work minimum wage in Austin, Texas,

you wouldn't be able to afford a place

like that because you would make less

money than the wage— I mean, than the

rent. He got a house. Yeah, I saw that on

Twitter. He said he bought a house for

like $500,000.

I bet it's like one of those ugly

mansions. I've seen these. I've seen these

stock market guru YouTube guys do house

tours, and they always live in some $5

million house that looks like a Minecraft

block. It literally looks like a square

block. And then inside it's open plan,

which basically means it's just a massive—

looks like a warehouse with furniture in

it. There's no room plans or room layouts.

It's just one massive room in a big block

surrounded by glass and concrete. It's the

ugliest house I've ever seen. These

massive stock YouTuber gurus, when they

do— you know Stefan Graham? Graham Stefan?

His house is so ugly. Did you see

him do a house tour? It looks like he's

living in a warehouse. How do you live in

such a massive room like a warehouse room?

There's no coziness at all.

It's like a massive table that can seat 20

people. She's sitting in this

massive echoey echo chamber of a room.

American houses are really ugly. Like,

the nice little cozy suburb houses are

nice, but then you get these multi-million

dollar houses which just look ugly.

It's so funny. I've got 2 dead YouTube

channels, but I live like a king in the

middle of Bangkok. It's insane.

I am so privileged. These people

bust their nuts off working 60 hours a

week and they make less than I do. I

literally just sit here making a stupid

livestream or pump

out some rubbish videos.

How much for a house here? Probably like

$100K. A detached house with a garage and

a garden, a patio, 2-story, a couple

bedrooms, probably cost you like $100,000

to $150,000.

Yeah, so imagine you work in America,

minimum wage around $16 an hour.

You would make $2,500.

I think even to rent a kind of small

apartment would be $1,500 or $2,000.

That leaves you about $500 for food and

bills and transport. You would have

nothing left over. So then that leaves

sharing, having a housemate.

Flatmate, then you got to share your place

with someone. If you're living with a

boyfriend or girlfriend, then you could

split the bill.

I make such little money, I wouldn't be

able to live in America. I would have to

live in like some ghetto 12-person

dormitory room where everyone's injecting

themselves or something. I make about

$12,000 a year. I would have a terrible

life in America.

I would have to have 3 roommates and live

in the ghetto, and then I'd still be

broke. No thank

you. I heard, um,

I heard entering America through the

airport is a scary experience as well. I

saw it on Trash Taste. Joey said something

like he was taken over to a detention

center and interrogated,

and it was scary. They were like, why are

you here? What are you doing here? Where

are you gonna stay? When are you leaving?

I would not want to go to America.

Oh crap, you can see my phone screen. Do

not zoom in. I gotta be careful. Nice that

you can see it. Okay, so that

was my first story. In conclusion,

um, big misunderstanding

at the school. They gave me a scary

warning, told us we need some form that we

don't actually need because they thought

that I wanted to go on holiday and then

come back, which I don't. I don't

know why they were talking about that,

but they were talking about it for a

while. It felt like 5 minutes. I was

sitting there just zoning out whilst they

were going on and on and on. And then we

get to immigration and then there was

nothing to worry about. We just go there

and they stamp it. We went home.

You think the reason why your girlfriend

wants to go to America is because she

wants to get rid of you? No, because she

wants to make money. She said she can't

make enough money here. And then I said,

if you can't make money here,

how are you gonna make money anywhere

else? Bangkok is a great massive city with

loads of opportunities. I think Bangkok

has plenty of opportunities. What do you

mean you can't make money here? What can

you do in America that you can't do here?

But she doesn't believe me.

I always am so surprised and shocked to

hear how much Americans make and they

still say they're poor. Did you know that

Nick guy, Ice Poseidon's friend? What's

his name? He does coding. His name is

Nick. What's his channel name?

I don't know. He's like some fat white guy

in his early 20s. He lives with his

parents, he does coding, and he says,

I'm— I make $100,000 a year, but I don't

think I can afford to move out of my

parents' house. What? You make $100K a

year and you still live with your parents

and you don't even have a car? Because you

feel too broke. That is insane.

$100K a year for me, I would feel like I'm

Elon Musk. Yeah, Nick White, that guy.

I watched one of his streams or one of his

videos and he was saying he still lives

with his parents because he doesn't feel

like he can afford to move out. He doesn't

have a girlfriend because he doesn't feel

like he makes enough money when he's

making $100K a year. That's insane.

If I made $100K a year, I'd be freaking

rich. I'd buy all the iPhones

and I'd live in like a massive premium

suite in the center of Bangkok.

That Nick White guy is stupid. He started

hating on me over the DPAC thing. He

started bringing up chat logs on Kick to

expose me because I was, you know, I go on

Kick and I watch these streamers and I

troll in the chat and I try and say really

horrible stuff to get people's attention

because it's funny. And then he went in

chat logs. I didn't know you can do this.

You can go in the chat logs on Kick and

search up a username and it comes up with

all the history of stuff they said, and he

was posting it on Ice's Discord. Stupid

snitch. He's a fan of a

streamer who is a literal troll, and then

they're all getting mad because I did a

bit of trolling.

These people are stupid. I had to leave

the Ice Discord because it's just full of

idiots. They're all idiots, a massive

bunch of hypocrites. They're like,

Daniel's a loser because he acts nice in

real life, but he's horrible online. As if

you aren't! The CX community

is notorious for being toxic and horrible

online, and then in real life they're

pretty like, oh yes please, can I have a

bag please, thank you. I bet they're

exactly the same. Bunch of stupid

hypocrites hating on me

when that's literally the same as what

Didn't think there'd be such a bunch of

wet tissues if they watch Ice Poseidon.

But yeah, I hate this whole America thing.

What do you think she should do?

I said you've got 6 months to save up some

money so you can come with me to the UK

for my sister's wedding. And then maybe

you could stay in the UK for a couple

months. It wouldn't cost anything because

you can live in my mum's garden cabin.

I'll come visit you every few days.

I don't know what to say, what to

recommend her.

I don't think she can afford to stay here.

$300 a month,

it's a lot for a Thai person.

So I don't know what to say. I can't

come back to Thailand so soon. I'll get in

trouble. So I planned

my next year around my

ability to come back to Thailand, my

inability to come back to Thailand.

I don't really have much of a choice. I

think the earliest I could come back to

Thailand would be next winter, around

December, November. I should leave it for

a while. So, you know, there's a cooldown

period where you got to wait a while

before you come back, or else they'll be

on your nutsack. They'll be like, why are

you here again? What are you doing here?

So I'm planning to just stay at home for a

few months and then do a bit of traveling

around Japan, then eventually come back to

Thailand.

I mean, she could go to America whilst I'm

back home in the UK, but I don't want her

to go in March because I'm here until May.

I got my visa sorted out until May. So it

would make sense for us to stay here until

May, wouldn't it? And then we've got to

leave this place, I think, because I'm not

paying for this place whilst I'm not here.

That would be crazy.

Yeah, I always have to lie when they ask

me things like, oh, you like Thai food?

And I say, yeah. And then they'll be—

they'll say, what's your favorite Thai

food? And I'll just say, pad thai is so

yummy, when I literally hate all Thai

food. All of it gives me diarrhea.

Everything's covered in chili. And then I

go to the toilet and I see bits of chili

come out into the toilet and it's red hot

burning my anus. Yeah, I love Thai

food. It's great.

I love diarrhea every day.

And then I say, oh, I, I go traveling. I

want to travel around Thailand. Literally

all of Thailand is exactly the same. You

got the beaches, you got the islands,

and then inland you've got mountains

Waterfalls and elephants and, oh yeah,

Buddhist temples. That is it. All over

Thailand, it's the same thing. I had a

look at Chiang Mai to see if it's

interesting to go to, and things to do in

Chiang Mai were like go to temple, see

elephants, waterfall.

There's only 4 things to do in all of

Thailand and it's all the same. Oh yeah,

floating markets. Don't forget that.

There's literally only 5 things to do in

Thailand: Buddhist temple, floating

market, waterfall, see the elephants, and

mountains and, uh,

islands with beaches.

There's nowhere I want to go. I want to go

somewhere, but there's nowhere here that I

want to go to. Everywhere outside of

Bangkok is run-down and dilapidated.

Floating market is like a dirty canal

full of brown water with a bunch of wooden

boats floating on it that sell coconuts

and durian and weird-looking fruit and

dried squid on a stick.

Is rubbish. I'd rather

just go to a fancy high-end shopping

center and get Japanese food.

I went to Don Quijote after— was it after

immigration? Yeah, in MBK

they got Don Quijote. We went there and I

bought A5 wagyu beef and I bought smoked

Japanese sausage and I got I got sake,

the cup sake. The wagyu was rubbish.

It cost like $15 and you get 6 slices,

and it's just a load of fat with a little

bit of meat, and they call it marbling.

Oh, wagyu is so great because of all the

marbling, when really it's just like

70-60% fat and a bit of meat. In between,

and then you fry it and you chew it and

it's just like a load of fat in your

mouth. I kid you not, McDonald's tastes

better. I'd rather have a McDonald's beef

patty than stupid wagyu.

Wagyu is like the most overhyped Japanese

food ever. A load of fatty, soft,

bubbly meat that barely has any beef

flavor. Too much fat.

Rather have— rather have a Burger King

Whopper Jr.

What's so great about all the fat? Why is

my camera lagging?

Let me reset the camera.

I fixed it. The Samsung S10+ does weird

things sometimes. Had a little pop-up

thing, like a little pop-up menu that was

lagging the whole camera app.

I need to pee.

Do you ever accidentally double

knot your trouser string? I don't

know how that happens. I unknot it and

then when I go to retie it, I accidentally

pull it and then it double knots itself

and then I've got to pick it apart. Why

are you always in 3/4? These are pants,

just I rolled up the legs to give my,

my lower legs some ventilation.

I need to cut my hair, getting long again.

Never Give Up YouTuber copied your video

titles. Oh, I hate that guy.

Do you know why I hate that guy? Because

he gets more views than me and he's

boring. And he got a hot girlfriend with

massive tits just through his YouTube

channel. No, it's his wife

now. They got married. What does he do

now? He doesn't do a lot, but he comes on

every now and then.

He looks slightly less weird now.

Gaming channel announced, now I'm sad.

129k views?

What? Apartment tour, 500k views?

How the hell? Why don't I get these

numbers anymore? He blew up about 5 years

ago, same time as me. But he still gets

massive views.

I don't get it. Why don't I get these

numbers anymore?

Why does his apartment tour get 500K

views? It's just him vlogging on his phone

saying, here's my house.

Just don't get it.

Stupid idiots. I hate all these idiots on

YouTube. I wish everyone else's channel

would die as well.

Oh, I got more views than he does. He got

33 million views total. I've got like 36

But he gets way higher averages now

compared to me. I get like 2K views now.

You see, that's the marathon tactic versus

the sprint tactic. I got most my views

within the same year because I like went

full throttle, hard on the gas.

And then I fizzled out, whereas other

people, they, they take it slowly. Well,

they get less views per year, but they'll

get more overall eventually.

Everyone's just growing and growing and

blowing up.

Why don't I grow anymore?

I lost nearly 20 subs because

of the last video about my ex-wife.

I don't know why everyone just got bored

of my channel so much, because I've seen

other channels around my size and then

they, they still managed to get 10K views,

20K views. Never seen a channel just

drop all the way down to 2K. Maybe Gimme a