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Can you hear me?

Oh my gosh, so hot today.

It's like 26 degrees,

nearly Thailand heat.

Kind of heat.

I'm still wearing my jumper, my jacket as

well.

I need to start wearing less.

It's hard adjusting to the weather.

It keeps randomly changing.

It'll be hot and then next day it'll be

cold.

Are you in Tokyo?

Nope.

I booked my hotel for Tokyo in a few

weeks' time.

Booked up a hotel.

I was gonna get an apartment.

I nearly got it.

It was like £500 for 4 nights, but then I

looked at the pictures

and the, the room looked pretty small.

And some of the rooms are on the ground

floor and there's no wall or anything.

So if I dox myself, someone could

literally just stand outside the window,

tap on the window.

Be so

embarrassing being on the ground floor,

people on the street walking by, no wall

or anything.

It's very weird.

So I decided not to get it.

Got at a hotel instead.

Why wear so much?

Because it gets cold.

It'll be hot now, then in the evening

it'll be cold again.

And now I'm used to wearing a jacket, I

don't want to take it off.

I have my heating in the room on like 26

degrees all the time,

nice and toasty.

Why is life in Japan getting worse?

I don't know, it's getting boring, isn't

it?

No one to meet.

I can't find anyone to meet anymore.

Hong Kong guy doesn't reply.

Hong Kong guy just said see you in May.

It's May now.

Didn't hear anything from him.

I'm not going to keep messaging him.

Ball's in his court.

I said, okay, let me know when you're

ready.

It's funny, back in 2018, '19, he was

non-stop messaging me trying to meet up,

and now it's like trying to get blood out

of a stone.

If people really want to meet, you don't

have to keep messaging them.

They'll make the effort.

I already took the first step and I

invited him.

If he doesn't want to, then— well, if he

wants to, he'll reply, won't he?

So I don't know, don't have— I mean, I'm

meeting the Canadian guy tomorrow, but

we're going to go bar hopping, so I can't

really stream it.

And I don't really want to stream and then

we just walk around for hours doing

nothing.

I'd rather go bar hopping, it's more fun.

But I can't really stream it because

people don't want to be filmed in

a bar, they might be cheating, trying to

pick up girls or something.

And then there's music and the sound is

really loud.

I don't think you'd want to hear like 100

people yelling

and music will just give me copyright

problems.

And then I'll probably get kicked out

because they don't want people filming,

and then people won't want to talk to me

because I'm filming.

It's just too much of a headache.

Rather than not— rather just have a fun

night

Instead of trying to stream it.

Was the drink unspilled?

What, the McDonald's from last stream?

Some of it did spill, but most of it was

in the cup, so it was pretty good.

The battery died.

I just got to Lawson before I mean, after

the battery died.

It goes down from 10% really quickly.

It's weird.

10% battery lasts like 15 minutes, I

think, while streaming.

That's one ugly character.

The hell's that?

Why she got a double chin?

That's the ugliest looking anime girl I've

ever seen.

Why is she so fat?

Usually anime girls have really pointy

chins.

Your stream titles are unoriginal.

Well, originality doesn't really work on

YouTube.

Sensational negative titles work, and then

just find the one that works and then keep

doing it.

I don't know what else would work.

Maybe like, I'm gay, with a filter

of me being gay.

There's not really much I could title this

stream.

If you want to see my summer outfit, it's

my summer outfit.

Oh,

you can't see.

Life in Japan keeps getting

better.

Yeah, maybe I flip it

next title.

Probably doesn't really make a difference

at this point.

The only way to make a difference is if I

had an interesting title and I actually

did what the title says, like meeting a

girl.

How long left until I leave?

Um, about 4 weeks.

Yeah, around 4 weeks

back to the UK.

I'm the only streamer in Japan now.

Everyone left.

They're all in America, aren't they?

The Ice Crew.

Suspenders is in Taiwan.

At least his wife lets him show her on

stream.

She's kind of boring, she doesn't really

talk, but at least she's not against being

on stream.

She just doesn't care because she knows

the money is coming in.

That's the right mindset you need to have.

Who cares what the viewers are saying

about you because we're making money?

It's a small price to pay, I think,

but most people can't handle the hate.

Your viewer did a stream.

Who?

So I think I came into some kind of

agreement with the Finnish girl Shin.

She said she doesn't mind being on stream

as long as I don't show her face and

people don't know it's her.

So that's so weird.

Obviously people are gonna know it's her.

Everyone knows who Shin is.

Who else is it gonna be?

I keep talking about it as well.

So if you see a girl appear in the streams

when I'm in Tokyo, it's her.

I don't know if I'll bother though.

It's kind of boring if I can't show her.

I think I can show her but not her face.

Making such a big fuss over nothing.

I don't know what she's worried about.

She did wipe her entire YouTube channel

because she wasn't happy with the trolls

watching her.

I don't know if it's worth it.

Too much trouble.

Can't do this, can't do that.

I hate being told what I can't do.

I don't know what she's scared about.

We'll get like 150 viewers.

Some of them will be trolling.

It's not like I have like 10,000 viewers

and people are going to wreck her life.

Yeah,

a lot of the weirdo incel people used to

go over to her channel and make fun of how

she looked, and then she quit YouTube

explaining that she didn't like doing

YouTube anymore because the viewers who

came from my channel.

She even blamed me.

She said because of the viewers I got from

a certain bigger channel— she didn't even

name me.

So I booked 2 nights in Tokyo.

Um, I want to do a stream for at least one

of the days, probably just walking around

by myself,

then maybe meet her off stream.

Not sure,

don't really know.

Oh crap, it was green.

I didn't notice.

It's not my fault.

I got an email from some person asking me

if I would like to do an interview about

how the inceldom world has changed.

Why would I know anything?

Why do people think I'm an incel or that

I'm part of the inceldom?

I don't know anything about this stupid

world of incels.

So irritating, people keep associating me

with incels.

I don't know why.

How am I an incel?

I got a girlfriend, I was married.

Had like 10 girlfriends.

How the hell am I an incel?

Don't fucking message me about incels.

I don't give a crap about stupid world of

incels.

They're not gonna pay me.

I don't know who it was, probably some

nobody who's got like 50 subs on YouTube

wants to make a video about incels.

God, I hate that word.

I hate that word and everything that's

associated with it,

and I hate being associated with it as

well.

I'm not that desperate for money.

Money unless they're gonna pay me like

$2,000.

No thanks.

I've got nothing to say about it.

What do you want me to talk about?

The world of inceldom?

How, how has it changed over the— I don't

know.

Why don't you ask an actual incel?

I'm an introvert, I'm not an incel.

I was watching my Thailand IRL streams

and I noticed my streams now look way

better.

The Thailand streams were so shaky,

made me miss Thailand a

Thailand's just way more lively.

I also noticed you never see pickup trucks

driving around, not even one, but in

Thailand there's pickup trucks everywhere.

What do I— yeah, Thailand's like 40

degrees now.

I would melt.

I'm melting now in 26 degrees.

I don't know why there's no pickup trucks

here.

Everyone drives those small little

boxcars.

But people in Thailand, even if they're

not doing manual labor work, they like to

drive pickup trucks and SUVs.

Yeah, and don't say cuz the roads here are

small.

Look at these roads, they're massive.

Could easily fit pickup truck.

People always say rubbish like, oh, I

said— I asked the Japanese person why are

kei cars so popular here but not in the

UK, and they said, oh, because the roads

in Japan are so small.

As if we don't have small roads in the UK.

UK country roads are tiny.

You could drive into a hedge if a car

comes the other way.

No, I don't really miss the weather.

When it's too hot in Thailand, I couldn't

do this.

Well, I did do it.

Maybe I can do it.

I did do it, didn't I?

But I didn't want to keep doing it.

Ended up just streaming in my room.

Would have to come out later, like 4 or 5

PM.

Looks like you're walking through a ghost

town.

Well, I came out the train— came off, got

off the train in Umeda, and now we're

gonna head north because we've walked

south, we walked east, we walked west, but

we never walked north of Umeda.

So we're going to cover all the ground.

It's kind of rubbish so far.

I think my favorite walk is from Umeda

down to Namba through Honmachi.

It's the nicest way to walk.

Road tax.

I don't think Thailand has anything like

emission zones.

I think in London, um, you have to pay

emission something.

Am I supposed to walk here?

I want to get over to that staircase.

How do I get over there?

Yeah, in London, if you drive a big car in

the middle, you'll get some kind of fee

for high emissions, but I'm pretty sure in

Thailand there's no such thing.

They don't care.

I doubt anyone's paying car insurance.

Or even MOT.

I don't know.

In Thailand, no one cares about anything.

I don't know how to get over to those

steps.

I bet half the people in Thailand don't

even have a driving license, or they just

bought one.

Dun dun dun dun dun.

It's a shame the most fun things I do are

off stream because it's just too hard to

stream it,

would cause too many problems.

So what you get is just watching me walk

around empty streets like this.

The music is what really scares me the

most.

All my streams from last year, about half

of them got got copyright claims because I

wasn't careful about muting it and

avoiding music, but this time I'm really

careful, so

nearly all my streams have had no problems

apart from the sunny one where we walked

in Number.

Why can't you stream pub crawl?

Um, I would have to stream it secretly

because people would get upset.

I don't think people wasted really want to

be on camera because it's embarrassing for

them, or they might be cheating and trying

to hook up, so they would just walk away.

And then the bar staff would definitely

tell me to stop,

and even if they didn't, the music would

screw up the stream.

And then some of these bars, they're on a—

in a basement floor, so the stream

wouldn't even get connection.

So there's just so many problems with it.

And also, if I'm going to bars, I want to

talk to people, not have to talk to my

stream,

pointing my camera at people.

It's kind of weird.

Oh my God, I can't get to the stupid step.

I will go back

How do I get to those steps?

Yeah, hidden filming is probably breaking

some kind of law.

It wouldn't be hidden.

My camera would be on my bag strap.

It's just not very obvious that I'm

streaming.

You can't really tell.

Some people might think I'm filming, some

people might not notice.

Is it my fault if they don't notice?

It's too much hassle.

Oh my god, it's hot today.

I hope my sun cream's working.

I don't want to go all brown.

It's been really nice yesterday and today

because the American guy has been outside

mostly.

I think he's gone traveling.

I was walking towards the station today, I

saw 3 big white white guys coming towards

me, so I turned right, take— took a

different road.

I wonder if he was one of those American

guys.

I reckon he hangs out in the living room

because I went back to the guest house

after— no, yesterday came back and I saw

someone going into the living room.

I went back up, up to my room, there was—

his shoes were not there, so I was

wondering if that was maybe him.

I reckon he does hang out down there,

which means I can't go down there anymore

because I don't want to bump in— bump into

him.

It'd be awkward.

I think trolls have been, or someone has

been reporting him to the guest house

manager pretending to be me.

I'm not sure because he seems kind of

different now, like his behavior seems a

bit different.

Has someone here been reporting him?

I don't know if that's a good thing.

How do I get over there?

Oh, oh my God, I didn't see that opening

here.

I thought this was all chained, fenced

off.

Oh my God, I went all the way around for

nothing.

Okay, so we're gonna walk over the bridge.

Yeah, he seems to be in the room a bit

less now, but I think it's because of

Golden Week and he probably has days off.

It's really nice when he's not here.

I feel like I've got the whole place to

myself.

Oh my

God, I

had a really nice bento yesterday.

It was like fried chicken on top of some

kind of chili tomato fried rice with

tomato puree on the chicken

with, um,

some kind of aubergine and red peppers and

tomatoes, like some kind of Mexican dish.

Probably one of the best bentos I ever

had.

And it was 20% off.

On the highway.

It was from Oasis Supermarket.

I used the microwave there as well.

I've become 100% hermit now, 100% hermit

mode at the guest house.

So I don't even go into the living room

anymore.

I make sure to go to the supermarket

before 9:00 PM so I could use the

microwave.

I think there's no point anymore.

The guest house era is over.

I tried,

went down there many times.

The best I could do was a very short

conversation with that Malaysian girl.

It's too hard.

I can't be bothered.

I sat there for nearly 2 hours eating my

dinner and she didn't talk to me.

She just gave me a pineapple cake.

She was talking to her friend the whole

time in Mandarin,

so

I gave her the opportunity.

She didn't even ask me what's my name.

I don't even know her name.

The Japanese girl didn't talk to me

either.

Japanese girls never come up to you and

talk to you unless it's an old woman.

Give up.

I've only got about 20 days left anyway.

I can't be bothered.

What are they doing to this bridge?

Why are they always doing something?

Fixing stuff, adding stuff.

Maybe we get Thai food today.

I still want to go to a Thai restaurant.

But I'm worried about music.

I went to a Thai restaurant a couple weeks

ago,

but they had music on the whole time.

I didn't get Thai food.

I got some kind of fried rice.

That's stupid.

I wanted pad grapow, but I said, can you

make it not spicy?

Spicy.

They said they can't make it not spicy.

What do you mean?

Just don't put chilies in it

unless they already pre-made it with

chilies in it.

It's weird, my phone doesn't do the

overheating thing anymore that closes the

chat.

I'm not sure why, even though it's hotter.

So I don't have to buy a fan or a new

phone.

That's good.

Oh my God, so loud.

Japanese police cars look so cool.

They look like little toy cars that boys

like to play with.

They look really

Unique in Thailand.

Cars like the police guys.

Why a bunch of white guys here?

Hundred white guys with suitcases standing

in the middle of this road.

Whoa, look at that!

What's that?

Why are they walking over the bridge?

Just get the train pulling their massive

suitcases.

La la la la la la.

Really don't know what to do in Osaka

anymore, and I'm not going to go out of

Osaka because I end up just wasting half

the money I'm made on trains.

I think I made ¥7,000 last stream, but I

spent

about ¥3,000,

so at least I still profited.

Annie said she's having a good time in

Korea.

She said Itaewon is way better than Namba.

I said why?

She said people are more outgoing.

Didn't like 150 people die there?

The Halloween crush.

I can't believe so many people died and

it's like no one cares.

It was on the news for one day.

Imagine all the dead people just lying

there.

What was that?

Hyungdae.

That must be why Mila loves Korea so much.

She probably goes for the nightlife.

I never tried nightlife in Korea.

I went to Korea about 5 times, but I lived

with my girlfriend, my Korean girlfriend,

and last time I went was 2020.

That was my first time going to Korea by

myself.

Living by myself, I just got a load of

prostitutes.

Didn't really go out.

That was when I just got divorced.

But now I've got experience going to bars

and I realize I kind of enjoy it.

I feel kind of interested in doing it in

Seoul as well.

See if it's any different to Japan.

The crush.

That's why in Japan they try to ban

Halloween in Tokyo.

They're scared the same thing's gonna

happen.

I don't know why they go crazy for

Halloween in Asia.

They all flock to the streets

in massive swarms.

In the UK, it's not like that.

Just put some pumpkins, pumpkin

decorations, trick-or-treat, maybe do a

little Halloween party in your house.

Have you ever gone to a club in Japan?

Yeah, once.

I went with David Bond.

What happened to him?

I tried searching him up.

His channel was gone.

Did he delete his channel?

Why is he always on the run from the FBI

or something?

He's just the guy who has lots of golf

friends.

I don't know why he always has so much

controversy.

You can't find his channel anymore.

I guess he deleted it.

He didn't even— I thought maybe he just

make all the videos private, but you can't

even find the channel.

Why would he delete it?

Surely it make some money

unless the channel got demonetized.

Oh, he renamed it.

That's why I couldn't find it.

He's always doing these weird interviews

on these random other channels where he

talks about how all the women in his

hometown are fat and ugly.

And how he hated his job.

Like, he thinks he's such— like, such a

legendary person,

as if no one else has ever done that

before.

He escapes the Matrix.

Wow, the flying kites.

I want to do barbecue, but I got no

friends.

This looks like a place— I don't know if

you can do barbecue here.

I don't know, I feel like I want to get a

barbecue.

Cook some meat on the riverbanks, get some

beers.

Sounds like fun.

Maybe I do it by myself on the stream.

Maybe I'll walk down here.

I was going to go to this park, but I

don't know now.

Could walk up the river instead.

Uh, or we could go to this big park.

I might go to the big park.

Yeah,

I went to a club in Osaka with David

Blaine.

It was pretty boring.

We just stood at the bar watching girls

dancing, and then he tried picking girls

up with me.

We only stayed in the club for about an

hour, and then he said, this is boring,

let's leave.

And then he took me to his hotel.

He said he was going to have a nap.

He said, let me have a nap for like 30

minutes.

I was sitting in his hotel for hours

waiting for him to wake up,

and then he finally woke up, and then he

said, actually, Daniel, I'm gonna just

sleep so you can go home.

It was so annoying.

David Bond's probably one of the most

annoying people I've ever met.

He said, we'll leave this bar and then

we'll go bar hopping, and then we never

did.

He just went back to his hotel room to

play Quake.

I don't know why, but he's like obsessed

with Quake.

He sits in his hotel, he— if he doesn't

get a desk for his laptop, he gets really

angry.

Massive gang of Japanese guys.

Oh my God.

I could take them all.

Yeah, then he gets really mad if he can't

check out late.

I was in his hotel room when he checked

out, and then they were telling him it's

like 10:00 a.m.

checkout, and then he was having a

tantrum.

The police wear masks in the car.

Why is there a lot of police around?

Seen like 3 police cars

now.

Yeah, so he went to a club in Dotonbori,

stayed there for an hour.

He talked to a few girls, he kept telling

them I'm his boyfriend, and then he'd make

the dolphin squeaky sound he keeps making,

kind of like that homeless— slightly

homeless guy who always makes that weird—

I don't know how they do it.

It's like— I can't do it.

It's kind of cringe.

I can't do it.

And then we got one drink and then we

left, and he kept saying Japanese girls

are boring, which I kind of understand

what he means now.

At the time I thought, what are you

talking about?

Japanese girls are great.

But yeah, they are really hard to talk to.

They're always scared for some reason.

They're like always really nervous and

scared of everything.

I don't know why they're so scared.

He went up to a few girls on the street

too.

I don't know if he had any success,

probably not.

And then we got ramen.

He picked out all the vegetables out the

ramen and dumped it on the table.

It was kind of embarrassing.

This person's not watching where she's

going.

It was very annoying.

Would not really want to meet that guy

again,

mainly because he doesn't respect people's

time.

He tells you he's going to take a nap for

30 minutes, ends up sleeping for like 2

hours, and then tells you to go home

after he said we're gonna hang out and do

like nightlife stuff.

It's just not— he doesn't respect people's

time,

and he just seems like a very selfish

person.

I didn't really enjoy hanging out with

him.

It was only, I don't know, like 10 PM and

he said he wanted to have a nap.

I think it was earlier.

He probably woke up after I left and then

he played Quake all night.

He's a weird guy.

Got another police car.

It's like the 4th one I've seen.

Why are there so many police out today

though?

You see people like that— is he— no, he's

just stretching.

But sometimes you see Japanese guys just

standing around practicing baseball swings

or golf swings.

Was I watching him nap?

Yeah, you kept farting.

I was waiting for him to wake up.

I don't know where to walk without all

these stupid train tracks everywhere.

There's a train track there, there's a

train track down that side too.

So noisy everywhere.

I thought Japan was quiet compared to

Thailand, but I don't know.

Thailand doesn't have this many trains

everywhere.

I swear the Skytrain in Thailand is way

quieter than all these rickety rackety old

train tracks in Japan.

He wants to show how easy it was to pick

up girls.

Yeah, he kept saying, I'm surprised you're

dating.

As if he thinks I'm scared of going on

dates.

He didn't really teach me anything, like,

I think he just liked my channel because,

well, a lot of people liked my channel

back then, 2017.

I made some funny stuff.

I think he really likes the whole, like,

penis humor,

the dick cheese and stuff like that penis

cream.

Where are you going?

I'm going to— there's a park, I forgot

what it's called.

It's got traditional Japanese farmhouses.

I thought you guys would love it.

I know how much you love Japanese

traditional architecture.

Yeah, my content in 2017 was like 50%

talking about my penis

and fungal infections.

God, it's so hot today.

I'm still wearing my winter clothing,

skiing clothing.

Close to Thailand weather.

We're about 5 degrees from Thailand

weather.

I'm gonna go down this alleyway.

All the noise!

Oh my God, I'm surrounded by freaking

train tracks.

I need to cross over the Hankyu Line.

Yeah, why doesn't anyone in Japan drive a

pickup truck?

SUV, SUV.

Look, people drive SUVs but they don't

drive pickup trucks, so don't say the

roads are too small for pickup trucks.

SUV and a pickup truck is basically the

same size.

I think Japanese people just don't like

the look of pickup trucks, but in Thailand

people think pickup trucks are cool,

so you see a lot of like 4x4, 4-wheel

drive Ford

Raptors or whatever they're called, Toyota

Hilux.

Hilux.

I don't see a single pickup truck.

Yeah, Hattori Ryokuchi is where I'm going.

What does it say?

30 bodies.

Personal training.

Because roads in Thailand are shit.

Yeah, I guess so.

And also it floods during rainy season So

having a big high-up pickup truck, 4x4,

would be pretty good.

It's so weird how the trains—

the trains kind of tilt when they go

around the bend.

Did you see the train?

It like tilts at an angle.

Or as it's going around a corner.

That's cool how they angle the rails for

that,

like when a motorbike goes around the

corner, they tilt.

If I was gonna get a car, I don't know, I

think 4x4 is a pretty cool pickup trucks,

but then I'd be really nervous if the road

got small or I had to park somewhere

tight.

My girlfriend's car is really tiny, it's

like a Toyota Yaris.

Sometimes she manages to squeeze the car

into the tiniest spaces for parking, and I

think, wow, small cars are the best.

It'd be a nightmare trying to park a big

car in Thailand sometimes.

Centrifugal forces.

Wow, engineering, so interesting.

How do they figure this stuff out?

I bet the British invented it and they

just copied.

A lot of the Japanese engineers from World

War II, they actually studied in London

and Oxford universities.

They usually studied overseas in Europe.

That's what the Meiji era is all about—

stealing Western technology and, uh,

warfare tactics.

The entire Japanese army had to be trained

by like French and American generals, like

Tom Cruise.

Oh my God, yeah, the movie Last

Samurai, Tom Cruise goes to Japan as an

American general to teach the armies

modern warfare.

The Japanese are very good at that.

Same with, um, motorbikes and cars,

because America and the UK used to make

nearly all the cars, and then the Japanese

just copied them and made it— made better

cars.

And better motorbikes.

Oh wow, thanks.

Wow, $5.

Could I interview you about what it is

like to be a non-Japanese person?

As a Japanese, I do not know anything

about being a gaijin.

I'm more Japanese looking than he is.

Oh, have you seen their new Trash Taste?

There's a comment saying Joey looks like a

Bollywood actor because he's got like very

fluffy mushroom hair now and he's wearing

this orange hoodie.

He looks Indian.

And I said, don't say that, you'll make

him cry again about not looking Japanese.

He looks really Indian in the recent Trash

Taste.

Ah, finally nice and quiet.

Now we can talk about

the nitty-gritty of the nothingness that

has been happening in my life recently.

Ah, quiet.

Joey's beard, it grows all the way up to

his cheekbones.

He should at least trim it

around his cheek.

You don't want your beard going up so

high.

Very hairy man.

I

wonder what his mum looks like.

His mum has been on his channel, but she's

wearing a mask.

I bet she's got really strong features

because his dad just looks like a normal

white guy.

It's not non-ten.

This is my content.

Oh, my hands were sweaty,

covered in sweat.

What does muko mean?

I know what he means.

He means it's further that way.

I never use it.

Mottomuko.

I noticed there's a lot of Japanese words

I understand, but I never use them.

8 hours schizo monologue.

Yeah, that's my content.

I just talk.

Sometimes I get in

trouble, but usually not.

No, no, no, we're exploring the streets of

Japan.

We will get thirsty and then hungry and

then tired,

and that will be a good day.

What are we going to talk about?

Really haven't been up to much.

Um,

um,

had a look at hotels in Tokyo.

It's damn expensive unless you get APA

Hotel.

APA Hotel every time now.

APA Hotel is just so cheap and it's so

nice,

so why not choose APA Hotel every time?

Yeah, we might get a bicycle on the way

back.

I'm not gonna walk back into Umeda and

then get the train.

This is kind of like a tryout.

Angle, our flight path today.

We can do a diagonal zigzag back home.

Taking my picture,

my picture.

And then, oh look, police.

So many police out today having a nice

bike ride.

They don't even have electric bikes.

They have normal bikes and they have like

a little briefcase on the back.

I wonder what's in there.

Probably guns and handcuffs,

papers to report people with.

They should at least give the police an

electric bike.

It's not very fair.

How much is APA?

I booked 2 nights in Tokyo.

APA Hotel cost £100, so it's like £50 a

night.

I was gonna book an apartment so I could

do some cooking, but so expensive, and the

apartment's not even big, and it was on

the ground floor.

So I thought maybe not.

I nearly booked it for 4 nights, £500.

I'm glad I didn't now.

Well, it's still red.

That's not very Japanese-y.

And then I have to get the bullet train,

but the bullet train's going to costs, I

think, ¥15,000.

3 hours on the bullet train.

I might stream when I get to Tokyo.

I'm not sure.

I don't really want to do sightseeing in

Tokyo because I'm gonna save that for when

my girlfriend comes.

If I see everything and then she comes and

then I've got to see everything again,

it'll be boring.

For me, so I might just walk around, get

food.

Oh wow, thanks Hisoka!

McDonald's money?

I don't know if I get McDonald's again.

I'm getting a bit fed up.

It's just when I'm really hungry and it

just suddenly appears and they have the

touchscreen so I don't have to talk to

anyone.

Very generous.

I don't really know what to eat.

I've eaten everything.

I think we're in Shin-Osaka.

Get past this area.

Very full of insects.

My thumb hurts from holding the selfie

stick for so many hours.

I don't know how.

I need to stop holding it with my thumb up

like that.

And do I go under?

Yes, I do.

Okay, banning Daniel Leach, spreading lies

about me.

Banned.

I never filmed any upskirt.

The haters getting banned like flies in a

potato.

Forgot to send this for going to

McDonald's.

Oh wow, thanks, Hisoka.

If you make up lies about me committing

crimes I never committed, you're banned.

And someone said I am now officially a

criminal or something.

So I banned him too because I'm not a

criminal.

I didn't get charged with anything.

I don't have a criminal record.

I just got warned to stop doing something.

That guy's banned as well.

Why didn't they just arrest me then if I

was breaking the law?

I don't see how it was breaking the law

just walking around an old neighborhood.

Didn't do anything illegal.

I got warned for stalking

because I live streamed where I used to

live.

I didn't know that's illegal.

But then I guess if I think about it,

imagine if my sister's ex was like live

streaming outside our house.

It would be pretty weird, I guess.

But I didn't do that.

I didn't go outside the actual place.

I just went to the places where I used to

live.

How do I go up?

Oh my God, it's hot.

It's just kind of strange because usually

if you get reported for committing a

crime, don't the police arrest you?

You usually don't get off with just a

warning.

Oh, I've got to go back down now.

This is not the right way.

Shin-Osaka Station looks like an airport

with this taxi queue thing and the roads

going up to it.

Shin-Osaka is where you go to— I will go

here when I go to Tokyo for the bullet

train.

Back down.

Maybe I should get my umbrella out as well

for the sun.

It's a good idea.

Getting hungry.

I think I go this way.

Maybe when I'm back in the UK, I'll just—

I mean, I've basically already told the

story.

I don't think there's much more to add.

I don't know if I come back to Osaka again

next year.

I feel kind of bored here.

Might have a look in the train station.

Have I been to other cities other than

Tokyo, Osaka, Kyoto?

Yep, I've been to Nara, Fukuoka, Oita,

Beppu, some place in Nagano, Saitama.

What's that place outside of Tokyo starts

with a K?

Kanagawa.

Hell, why do they just make random weird

sounds like that?

Wow, look, massive wheels,

probably made by the British.

Stolen technology.

Never been to Sapporo, looks boring.

Where's the bit where it says it was made

in Britain?

It's all stolen British technology.

We invented the train.

Yeah, it's all in Japanese, couldn't be

bothered reading

Fukuoka is boring.

Stay there for 2 nights before coming

here.

There's nothing to do.

There's one shopping center called Canal

City, and they've got a big park, and

there's like a food area.

I don't know about going in here.

I might lose connection.

Scared.

I think you stay anywhere for longer than

2 weeks, it's gonna get boring unless you

got friends and girls and stuff.

I need to get onto the other side of the

station.

How do I do that?

I think I can go through the station and

back out the other side.

Monsieur, ça sent.

This.

They sell ramen.

Does it come out hot, or is it just like a

box of ramen frozen?

If it came out hot, then maybe I'd buy it.

I don't want to buy frozen food in a

vending machine.

Wow, they've got a whole shopping center

in here.

There's a Uniqlo clothes too.

For some reason I'm getting flashbacks of

a French girlfriend, cuz she would work

setting up these stalls and she'd work

behind a stall selling French bread.

One time I came with her to help her set

up the stall.

It was weird.

How do I get out?

McDonald's.

I'm not really hungry yet.

This looks pretty good.

What is it?

Pork rib ramen.

Oh,

I can order on the tablet.

Should I sit in the corner?

Should I?

Looks pretty good.

お客様ご案内です。どうぞ。

There's music.

What should I do?

Oh, thanks.

I can't play this music.

Where's the ramen in the picture?

I found it.

I'll try unmute it when the music stops.

Why is the water empty?

Look at my food.

I have to mute here, there's music.

It's so soft.

Whoa, look at that.

Oh my God, there's music everywhere.

Scout.