Live Q&A with Mila

How to make an egg sandwich, a whole egg

sandwich.

Oh, is it working?

I don't know. Hmm,

it might be working. Turn that off.

It is working. I think it's working. Is it

live? Yes.

Move. Why?

It's very hot.

No audio, someone say.

That's stupid. There is audio.

Why are you laughing?

The donation goal. Ah,

did you see it? Yes.

Nobody's gonna donate 800. That's why I

put 800. Wait, did someone donate 1? No,

I just put 1. It looks better than 0.

Talk to them.

I don't know what to say.

We need to wait until there's more and

then you can answer questions. I'll just

sit here. No, why? It's your livestream.

Last time you did the same. It's Q&A with

you. No, with Mila and Daniel.

Guys, it's a Q&A with Daniel. Ask him

something, anything. They already know

everything about me. They're bored of

me. They want to know about you now.

Should I already answer those questions?

Yeah, I'm shy.

I'm 170 centimeters.

Oh, thank you. I am Mila. This is Mila.

See, I should have put Dutch girl instead

of Mila. Why? They might not know who Mila

is. Well, obviously it's me. There's no

other person in the room. Daniel, you seem

more happy now you guys are pfc. What?

What?

Oh, perfect. Thank you.

Yes, I'm very happy.

You said it with such a straight face.

Daniel's faking his happiness.

Or was I faking my depression? Maybe I

was faking my misery. We'll never know.

Yes, I'm not Japanese. You're not Asian?

I'm not Asian. I'm half Dutch and half

Brazilian.

Yes, I have eyes now. I cut my bangs.

I want kids someday, but not now. Maybe 10

years later. I will not marry

Daniel. What? Why? I don't

need the visa.

My new wife. I don't have Discord,

and I'm not on Daniel's Discord.

I have a life.

I haven't been on it much either. Do you

like Burzum? I got bored. Do you too like

Burzum? What is Burzum?

Burzum? Do you like Burzum? Yes, I like

Burzums. I don't know, what does it mean?

Where's your wine? My wine is finished.

You drank all the wine? Yes, it was just

one glass. Don't mess it up.

Maybe I'll mess it up. Where's my red

Someone said my name is Helen. Is it?

Maybe.

Maybe. Sim, eu posso falar português.

Meu mãe é do Brasil.

It's boring because Daniel saw even his

fans were calling him out. Calling me out

for what? Because they're butthurt because

I didn't go meet the Swedish girl. Stupid

people. Maybe in the future. Moaning

because I didn't meet someone who I never

even met before and didn't even promise

anything to. Delete the whole stupid

Discord if you piss me off.

Idiots whining because I didn't meet some

girl. Happy birthday to Pia. Birthday

cake. What is it, Pia's birthday?

I guess so. Happy birthday,

Pia. Happy birthday,

even though you called me out. She called

you a danker something. I don't remember

what she called me. Kankermochel. Yeah,

in Dutch. I thought it was danker fool.

No, kankermochel.

Why is Daniel stuck at 105K subs? Because

people keep unsubscribing. Aww, idiots.

Poor guy. You need to come up with better

content. Every time I upload something

new, a bunch of people unsubscribe, so it

goes up, then it goes down, then it goes

up, and then it goes down. Why subscribe

if you're gonna unsubscribe? Don't

subscribe in the first place. Calm down,

Daniel, I'm getting triggered.

Someone remembered my age.

Daniel can't cheat, you can't go outside

because of corona. He's stuck in the

house. Oh really?

Does that make you sad, Daniel? No, I'm

satisfied with you. Okay, for now.

You satisfy me for now.

Mila, do you have any plans for what you

will do when Daniel cheats on you? Will

you break up with him straight away or

give him a second chance? I can't break

up. We're not in a relationship. Until

this happens.

Here's Daniel's lollipop. Smell. Smells

like dick. I washed it.

Smells like you.

Hmm. She said I smell like weed. She said

my armpits was like weed. He never puts

deodorant. He always smells so bad. She

said it smells like weed. Yes, it does.

Let me smell it. It still does smell

like weed. I had a shower a few hours ago,

but you didn't put deodorant. I don't need

to, I'm not going anywhere. Daniel likes

to be smelly.

I'm not hiding my eyes, my eyes are right

here. Can't you Open them wider,

like this. Then I'll look crazy.

Yeah, ik ben Nederlands. Ik kom uit

Didn't I put Dutch girl in one of the

titles? Yes, you did. This is why I call

her Dutch girl. People complain saying I

call her Dutch girl instead of her name.

Then when I call her by her name, they're

all like, who's Mila? She's the Dutch

girl. Oh my God.

Is Daniel good at cereal?

Yes, he has a big spoon.

We do 2 precisions. No,

that's not true! How many?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I know how to do 5.

5! We did 5. You need to get your

counting in place.

We did 5 out of how many possible ones are

there? Should we try other ones?

Can do.

Her laugh. Is that how you laugh?

I don't know. I laugh like a normal human.

I want my hair clip. Where is it?

I didn't fix my hair properly. Why do you

have so many? In case I lose them.

I'll put it for you. No. Has to go like

this. Why? So I look beautiful.

You look like BTS member Mira. You're so

lucky. No, I don't. I don't look

anything like BTS. Which one from BTS?

Are you half white, Daniel?

Yes. OMG, you look like BTS member.

Mila, you're so lucky. I hit

the check button. You got a BTS member.

Hmm, what shall we talk about?

How long are you staying with Daniel and

why? Why am I staying with you? I don't

know. I can't go back home, Netherlands

closed. Dutch girls, come to me, I pay

you. Yes, leave him. No, I will

not leave Daniel. Maybe if you buy me a

ticket to Korea. What? You can't,

country's in lockdown. Is it? You're stuck

here. No, Korea's still open, I can leave.

Maybe I'll leave at night when you're

sleeping. Why is it

going so fast? I don't know, read it.

What? I can't read, I just see Kim

Jong-un, Kim Jong-un. Do you have

a humiliation fetish? No.

Do you not? I don't think so.

We're in lockdown. It's so boring.

Actually, it's the same for me.

Nice earrings.

Move your head a little bit. Shake it.

Weird.

That was funny.

Daniel, you're a pedophile. So?

So you don't care?

Hmm,

what would you like to talk about? I don't

know. What's on your mind? Tell the

people. No, it's like a therapy session.

You're supposed to tell them something,

it's your channel. I can't when I'm not

alone. I can't reveal stuff about myself.

If they'll ask me a question, I'll answer

it honestly. Ask me anything.

Okay, is Daniel leeching you or are you

leeching Daniel? No, we're doing Dutch

pay. Well, I stay for free. I'm a bit

leeching. We did garden work. She mowed

the lawn and he chopped the tree.

Yeah, we chopped the tree and we

need to chop that part over there. You

know when we walked out to the path? Oh

yeah, it was all blocking. Is Daniel

leaching you, or you leaching Daniel?

Ik ben 25 jaar. Ik word in september 26.

Als ik in Nederlands praat, kan Daniel me

niet verstaan. What?

Ik ben slechte dingen over je aan het

zeggen. What? You want to marry me?

No! I heard marry. No, I did not say

marry.

Should we get married just for fun?

Get married for views? Yes, like the

first time. Oh no, he's so mean.

No, I didn't. Or did I?

Who will know? I have travel plans,

a lot. I want to go to Korea.

Hmm. I want to go to the dentist. Have you

two shared cereal or not? Yes, many cereal

bowls.

My dentist appointment got cancelled.

Stupid virus.

Zuid-Holland.

I cannot go back to the Netherlands. I

should have called the immigration, but I

didn't, so now it's too late.

She— Hero is prettier than Dutch girl.

Oh, it's objective. I think you're

prettier. Liar! I think you're the

prettiest girl I've ever been with. Oh,

you're so nice.

That person just sends a heart. It's a

yellow guy blowing a kiss. But why can you

not see it? I'm not sure. Hmm,

very generous.

I never fought or argued with Daniel, but

sometimes he give this look. What look?

Sometimes you have a look on your face.

This look. This look.

Today when I asked you to take off your

sweaters so I could wash them, you looked

annoyed. I was. Daniel was wearing

the same sweater for like 7 days. It was

only a few days. 7. I wear them for at

least a few weeks before I wash it. It was

too soon, but it will smell like smelly

armpit. It's okay.

Hmm. If you want to get rid of me, you

should buy me a ticket to Korea. No,

you're mine. Ah,

you're mine. Daniel got a BJ from a

Japanese guy. She already knows. I know,

he told me he went to the park and that

guy sucked him off and Daniel liked it.

Didn't like it. I didn't cum,

so it's not gay.

I should show Daniel some gay porn. I

forgot. Oh yeah, I said if you didn't get

hard from Japanese guy in the park before,

I said let's watch gay porn and then if I

get hard, that means I'm gay. I should not

forget. I should do it tonight. Mm-hmm.

But if I do get hard, then you have to

sort it out. It's your— no, then I'll just

walk away.

Then I'll get a call guy for you.

No thanks.

Both of you, when was last time you took a

crap? Yesterday night. What? You haven't

had one today? Not yet.

How about you, Daniel? Did one in the

morning, if you must know.

I should wear a strap-on to satisfy you.

It looks painful. I want to say something.

What? Daniel likes something weird.

What? What do I like?

He told me to touch his bum.

All guys like that. No, they don't.

Yeah, maybe you're secretly gay. Most guys

like a finger up the bum. No,

I'm a

Virgo. You're Pisces.

Pisces.

What is ligma? I don't know.

There was some kind of meme last year to

do with— who's that Twitch person?

Ninja. I don't watch Twitch. Some stupid

meme. Can't remember now. Yes, I like

girls too. Lesbian.

I used to go to lesbian clubs when I was

in Korea all the time. It's fun. She's

Weird. The Hong Kong man is very jealous.

Hong Kong man? He's not

a man, he's a retard. Hong Kong

retard. He stopped

posting, didn't he? The last video they

made was like a week ago now. How many

more does he's made? Ten videos about me

now with my ex-wife. He doesn't get tired

of you. I think they still have more.

Read the Korean one.

Can you not speak Korean even

after living there for five years? Oh

wait, who is this? How does this person

know me? Why does this person know that I

lived in Korea? Oh, maybe they were in the

past livestream. Did you say?

Oh. 나 한국 말 할 수 있지?

근데 여기 UK야. 여기 해야지.

Very nice. I know. I didn't

speak Korean in like six months. It's

awkward. You should meet French girl.

Who's French girl? She's the one I made

into a lesbian. French girl? Ah, the one I

met in Korea. I'm not interested.

I saw her. She's not my type.

She's got big boobs though. How do you

know? She showed me. What the fuck?

I have them on my phone. Do you want to

see? Yes. Wait, she shows her boobs but

she doesn't show her face? She showed me

her face to me. All right, she took off

her mask. Not on camera. And then she

dumped you for a girl? No, she rejected

Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina,

vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina,

vagina. Stop!

Am I annoying? No,

that's too

long.

What do I like about Daniel? I already

said last time, he's weird.

Like it. What is— why is it

still going on? It's finished.

See, being weird is not always a bad

thing. Yes, it's a good thing.

Is that actual Korean people that watch

you? I don't know, maybe. I didn't

know Korean people watched me.

Mm. Milo, why is Nobita more successful

than Daniel? Who's that again? Is that

that weird Asian-looking guy? No, that

weird Japanese guy. He makes study videos.

Yeah. Mm. I don't know. I don't

know. More people want to learn about

Japan than they want to learn about my

All he does is make videos about Japan.

Maybe you should make more videos about

Japan. I did, but no one watched it. Why I

hate Japan? Stupid. I gave ten reasons not

to come to Japan. Daniel, what do you

think about his channel? Who? He asked a

question. Oh, where is it? Ah, there.

Daniel. Oh, that guy. I watched some of

them. He made music videos using

my voice. Weird. It's like lo-fi music.

Do you know what that is? Yeah. Hey

Daniel, I started watching you a few years

ago when I moved to Aomori, and I just

want you to know that you helped me with

my depression out here. Oh,

thank you. You made him feel not alone.

We're in this together.

Luffy loves you guys. Thank you. Love you

too, baby.

I learned Korean while drinking.

He's not Korean. TSC. 한국인 아니면 왜 한국을

하는 거야? 영우 해지, 요기,

UK야. Does it sound

cringy? A little bit. No, it's weird.

I miss speaking Korean. You Korea

boo. Yes. When you guys going to beach?

No beach. We can't go to the beach. We'll

get a fine. We're in lockdown.

Demonetized. S or a virus? S or a virus?

S or a virus? What the fuck? Not even

saying it. S or a virus? S or a

virus? S or a virus? S or a virus?

Hmm. I'm from the Netherlands.

Do you still use water wings to swim?

What does that person mean? You know those

floating arms you put on your arm?

Do you use them? No,

he's a man, he's grown up.

I don't like swimming. The water goes up

my nose. But that means you can't swim for

shit because that's happened to me. It

splashes upwards. That's weird, that only

happens to you. I need to get a clip for

my nose like this. Yeah, next time when

you go to the beach, wear that.

Beautiful.

What does your mom think of me? She thinks

she's very loud. I'm not loud. She's also

loud. Yeah, she is more louder than me.

Why does everyone hate Daniel? Why? Yeah,

why do people hate Daniel? That's stupid.

People have nothing better to do.

It's your biggest fan. Who is it? Do you

have to be drunk to fuck Daniel?

No. But you said if you weren't drunk,

you probably wouldn't have come to the

hotel. Yes, that's true. The first time.

What? I mean,

depends. But would you have asked me to go

if I was not drunk? Yeah, you wouldn't

probably, because you took your return

ticket to go back with the train, so you

didn't expect it, right?

Yes, but I was gonna ask you anyway.

Really? Because we kissed. Yeah, in the

noya-ban. If you kiss, then you have to

ask, quote-unquote, out after. No, you

don't. You have to escalate.

If we just kiss and then say, oh,

bye— that's what normal people do. But I'd

regret it. I keep thinking, what if I ask

She might have said yes. Well, I don't

regret going. That's good. It was nice.

But I was so drunk. Yes,

quite drunk. To be honest, the first 2

times weren't good for me. You don't

remember? Do you remember? I had such a

headache and I felt so tired I lost my

erection. What the fuck? You don't

remember? No. Good. I felt really

embarrassed. I don't remember that part,

but now you told me. And then we fell

asleep and I woke up and I was horny like

usual. Oh, it's so bad. I also masturbated

2 times before meeting you. What? Why

would you do that? Because I didn't think

anyone— anything was gonna happen. So

having loads of drink, being really tired,

and masturbating 2 times before doing it

does not help. So you do really have a sex

addiction. I do. We didn't have sex

2 days ago. I told you, Daniel, I'm tired,

I'm gonna sleep, and you said okay. I

don't want to pressure you. That's nice,

he's a nice boy. I don't want to make you

feel pressured. Oh, I'm sweet.

Yes, 800 for just a kiss.

We won't get to eight hundred.

Yeah, I don't think so. How long will you

stream for? Maybe two hours.

Middelbare school heb ik op moderschool

gezeten en daarna toerisme, maar ik ben

ermee gestopt. Ik hou niet van school.

What's the best way to learn Korean? Get

drunk, meet lots of Korean people, and get

yourself a translator friend. Ask many

questions. Yeah,

that's the way you do it. I just had

a girlfriend who couldn't speak English.

That could also work.

Come more in the middle. No, you're in the

corner. I like being in the corner.

Convince him to go back to the petrol

station. We went yesterday. Yes, we got

wine. He said he saw someone he know, but

they didn't recognize him. Yeah, I saw one

woman. I think her name's Kimberly. She's

very loud, but she didn't notice I was

there.

I don't know what kind of music I like.

I'm not good with genres. I just like what

I like. Yes,

I can read hunger, but I'm very blind.

Maybe I should update this.

68.6.

What's that? Total donations. Hmm.

It's not actually 11. Oh, because it

doesn't count the Super Chats. Oh,

really? When's the

baby coming? When is it coming, Daniel?

Hopefully never.

Hmm, how do

we do it?

68. Oh no, I deleted it.

Daniel, come to Bristol and have birthday

cake with me and Pia. Birthday cake,

bring me the plush Wait, is this the guy

who came to your home who said that? Is it

Cesium? Um, yes. Yeah. Hmm.

Birthday's over. Do they meet with each

other? They met once. I don't know how

many times. So do you have fans or

friends? Friends with benefits.

Have you ever had a meetup? No. You

wouldn't do that? No. Why not? Then

everybody can come and meet you. Then you

don't have to do all the talking. I would

just end up sitting there not saying

anything and then everyone would be

talking and being loud would be annoying.

Then everyone will look at you like a

monkey in the zoo. I'll just be sitting

I want to go home. I have Instagram,

but it's a secret.

Yeah, don't try and find her social media.

It's impossible anyway. It's my secret.

Yes, Daniel satisfies me so far.

Why did Daniel ditch the Finnish girl? I

didn't ditch her. It's because of corona.

It's not like we were dating. Why are they

effing? FFF.

Stop pressing F. Usually they press F if

the stream goes down.

Um, what was I saying? The Finnish girl?

I don't know. I explained it last time.

I'm waiting for this to end badly for

Daniel. That's not very nice,

so I won't thank you, Judy Babooty.

Judy Babooty. Oh, now they're all pressing

F. What? If you

say don't press F, they'll all press it.

That's annoying. Press F more. Press F

if you're gay. Press F

if you're jealous of my lifestyle.

Stop pressing F. Fuck you. Oh wait,

am I allowed to swear? It's too late now.

That's annoying. See, it is working.

Yes.

Do you think I was bad to the Finnish

girl? Hmm,

are you asking me? Yeah. How should I

know? Some people think I treated her

badly. Why did you treat her badly? I

didn't. Because you didn't go.

We planned to meet up, but obviously I

can't go now. With the virus. I mean,

we were supposed to meet up in Korea and

you left me. I left Korea, not you. You

left Korea, yeah. We were supposed to

meet. Test and test and test and test and

coronavirus, corona. Ah, stop it. Stop

But if I stayed in Korea, then you

wouldn't have been able to come. That's

true. And then I'd be stuck in Korea. And

I'd be very bored.

It's going

so quickly. Can you give

Ellen, the Swedish girl, shout out.

Is her name Ellen? I forgot her name.

Shout her out. Give her a shout out. Why?

No, she rejected me. I took her to a hotel

and she said no. What? I told you,

you know, I said I brought her to a love

hotel in Japan. Ah, uh-huh. And I asked

her if she wanted to go inside. But you

said it was daytime. It was. And you guys

were just walking on the street. Yeah,

that's kind of creepy. I said come this

way, there's some temples, and then I

googled love hotels.

Nice move. Oh, what the— what

are you doing? We can't see you.

T-shirt has entered the chat. What's that

money? Name change. Thank you for the

money. Why are you just moving

like that? So they can't see me.

Daniel's mom came in the room. No, don't

say mom. Say Sabrina.

Say it's Sabrina.

Do live cereal. No, we will

if we get to the donation goal of $1.

We'll move the stream over to ChatterBait.

They gave me one penny. If they give one

million,

crazy people. Don't call my viewers crazy.

I love them. Why does it say 23 hours to

go? Until the donation must be met. Hmm.

Who underwear? Already at 70. Whose

underwear is this? Mine.

No. This is my underwear. I don't

wear sexy underwear. She wears boys

underwear. Yes. I'm gonna wash your

underwear, you know. My mom's

washing her underwear. Nice.

If all my viewers get the virus and die,

then you have no one left that's watching

you. I won't make any money. How tragic.

Make sure no one dies.

See if she can hear it. Why isn't it

Cami, do you like Chihiro better than

Again, Cami, do you like Chihiro

better than Mila? I'm afraid they're both

the same.

Crazy to be with Daniel. They're not the

same. Anyone must be crazy in their mind.

I love them both anyway. Oh, she said

she loved me.

I brought you a new daughter.

What did the person say now?

They said we want Sabrina. Oh, I should

put donation goal $200 and Sabrina comes.

Do it. You can still do it. She's working.

I need toilet paper. Bring her over,

it will be fun. I bought toilet paper

last year and you called me stupid. Yeah,

who's stupid now? Why did she call you

stupid for buying toilet paper?

Because she said she can get it for free.

Oh, from her work. I missed

you, hero. No,

you're not funny. Girl,

she called me mom.

Please say you're joking about live

cereal. Of course we're joking.

Chatterbait. Your mom is more entertaining

than you. How do you feel about that?

I don't know. My mom would get banned in

a day. She says don't say the racist

things she said about the things she said

Of course I'm not gonna say it. We might

get banned just for saying it. I really

want to say it though. No, it's so funny.

Do you want to say it? No, best not

to. She really is a dominatrix wearing

boys. People are very sensitive when it

comes to race, racism. True.

She is a dominatrix. Wearing boys'

underwear. Yes.

Why did it FFF again? I don't know.

She said black people are so black. No,

no, she said one time she bumped into a

guy because she couldn't see him. He was

too dark. No, don't say it. People will

think she's racist.

What does Mina do around the house? I sit

on the couch and then I stand up and then

I chop a tree and then I come back and

then I lay down. That's what I do. And we

watch Netflix. Yes. We watched a movie

about a platform with food and it goes

down and there's 200 levels

and there's 2 prisoners on each level,

and then the food goes down, they eat it.

It's weird.

Mila, would you have cereal with your

hero? Coronavirus, coronavirus,

coronavirus. Daniel's mom, please stop

being racist. Frowny face. Nothing.

Nothing. Not racist.

How dare you say I'm racist?

We are all human beings.

What else did we watch? At the end, we

watched so many. The last one was a bit

boring. What was it called? Afterlife?

Another Life? Afterlife. I don't like

these shows about VR. What? That's just

futuristic stuff. I've seen too much of it

on Black Mirror. It's kind of repetitive

after a while. Yeah, they go in VR and

they get trapped in the VR. Oh, and the VR

goes wrong and then crazy stuff happens.

It's all just tedious now. I'm bored

of VR. Oh, I got a VR set headset coming

tomorrow. I got the HTC Vive

and I took my dad's computer down

downstairs to play.

No one's using it now.

Do all British people like Harry Potter?

You like Harry Potter? It's okay, I'm not

a huge fan. But you said you liked it. I

don't hate it.

If I try to cook, her mom— his mom will

interfere. She thinks I can't cook. She

thinks I'll burn down the house. Yeah, if

you try and do stuff, my mom will just

interrupt and do it for you.

Can't buy anything off Amazon. Everything

is out of stock, or you can't get

deliveries until April.

I do nothing for a living. I live.

I'm quite broke right now. That's why

she's here. I just checked my bank

account. I only have like a hundred left.

What? Ah ah!

Stupid. Look.

How did I fall down?

We can't take you to the hospital.

You should have caught me. You were too

heavy. I couldn't stop you. I'm gonna cry.

It felt like I was falling in slow motion.

I tried to save you.

What did that person say? Play Half-Life:

Alyx. That's why I got it. I saw PewDiePie

playing it. It looks fun, but I don't

think my dad's computer is good enough.

What else should we play? Strip club.

Yes, he said I can sit on his lap so it

seems more realistic. Yeah,

I'll be in the strip club and then you can

sit on my lap. Or you sit on my lap and

I'll be in the strip club. No,

Amelia is

a gold digger. No, I don't like gold. I

like silver. Now who's the leech? See,

no one's calling me a leech anymore. Why

were you a leech? People used to think

that my wife— my ex-wife was paying for

everything. Ah, is that true? It wasn't.

She didn't pay for anything. Hmm.

I'm 27 in Korean age.

Korean age is stupid.

I mean, I understand adding 1 year because

it's like the year in the belly, but

adding 2 years is stupid. Yeah, well, why

don't you add in the father's age when

you're a sperm? Why don't you add in

the sperm age as well? That's weird.

I'm actually 95 years old then.

What the fuck? Because I only exist

because my dad existed. I existed, I came

out my dad's penis.

Daniel won the race. How did you and Mila

meet? He popped up into my feed on YouTube

and I thought like, oh, this guy is weird.

And then he came to Korea, so I texted

him. I said, hey, let's meet. How did you

and Mila meet? I just answered that

question. You messaged me before that.

Oh, you asked me if I wanted— yes,

but I was just kidding. Really? Why would

you put her and I on your stupid

girlfriend tier list? You are still

a leech. I paid for everything. Stop

lying. What? Who's saying that?

What? What? Oh, Chihiro. Wait, that's not

for real though. It's not actually her.

You divorced me for this girl. Music over

your My Mum Walked In on Us video and it

fit perfectly. If you're reading this,

stay blessed. Thank you.

Yeah, that was funny, the last video, the

intro. I put the full version

of it on Instagram. I had to cut out the

beginning for YouTube because it was too

graphic. She was humping my bottom.

You liked it? It was nice.

He looks like a teen.

No, he looks like a little baby. No,

what? Yeah, I didn't touch it.

You touched my boob. It's fine.

She always hides her eyes. My eyes are

open now. What happens if you lift your

fringe? No, I don't like it. Maybe I'll

do it one day. I'll livestream with my

fringe up. I don't actually know what she

looks like when She doesn't have a fringe.

When she's sleeping, I'll lift it up. No,

there are some pictures on my Instagram

without the fringe.

No, it, it looks like I'm touching it.

I'm not actually touching it.

Oh, thank you, Louis Soft.

We don't smoke, do you? No, I don't. Of

course I don't, otherwise you would have

noticed. Oh, true. But you smoke

sometimes. You smoked with the Korean girl

pretending to be cool. But I didn't like

it. It was bad.

Smoking kills coughing. JK, you're really

cute together. Smoking kills coughing.

It doesn't make sense.

Is your mum annoyed with Mila being at

your place? Maybe. I think she likes it.

Maybe she was lonely. Maybe she was lonely

and now we're all here together. She's

kind though. We made the bed today

together. Did she see the blood?

Did she see the blood on it? Ow! Stop

pinching me.

Why would you say that? I didn't

know. Daniel peed the bed last night. I

didn't. You did. The bed was wet.

It wasn't. It was

just sweat. Uh-huh. I was having a very

intense dream. What kind of dream?

With you. What did you dream then? We were

naked.

Who's Pauline?

Stupid woman at the job center. Who used

to nag me? Hmm. I used to save up money

from unemployment benefits to go to Japan

before the days of YouTube. Why were you

a bum back then? Because I was

lazy. You didn't want to work for your

money? No. Government leech. They owe me.

They damaged me mentally. During their

school system, using their school system.

Danny, make me an admin on the Discord.

I'll deal with the haters for you. Red

heart. Say hi to your mom for me. Red

heart. Mila Vistan, JY Africa. Oh, thank

you. Maybe I will make you admin. I can

understand Afrikaans a little bit.

You had a wet dream. Maybe.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning really

hard and I'm looking for you and you're

not there. You went for a shower. Yeah,

it was already 10 o'clock. Oh, I woke up

at 6 and I was waiting for you to wake up.

I had cereal last night.

I had to do it myself. When your

mom cleaned the bed, she said, "It's okay,

Daniel juices." Daniel's juice. Daniel's

juices. She said it's okay.

Sad that Mila isn't going to be a

long-term GF to Daniel. You are extremely

entertaining together, and I bet you guys

could come up with some really creative.

Collabs, fake drama, and good videos

together. Please keep in touch in the

future. Did she say fake drama?

That was a very long comment. I forgot

what it said already. Why is it sad? Oh,

sad that you're not going to be a

long-term girlfriend. Goodbye, Daniel.

Oh, how long would last? Forever.

You have a weird black thingy on your lip.

Oh, I can't get it off.

You should look in the mirror. It's a spot

on my lip.

Oh my God, I'm not sick! Daniel has corona

and he's going to infect the whole house.

I've just got itchy chest.

Mm-hmm. I don't study. I dropped

out of school.

You didn't finish school? No, I didn't. I

stopped high school. I didn't finish high

school. I finished school when I was 19,

18, and then I started working.

I finished Good boy. Just high school?

Yeah, but it's a waste of time. Might as

well quit. What did I gain from finishing

secondary school? Yeah, what did you do

with it? Nothing. You started this stupid

YouTube channel. It's not stupid. I made

many friends. It's stupid in a good way.

It's fun.

I wish I dropped out. Then you could have

started YouTube earlier. Wasted half my

life at school for nothing.

Should have started a YouTube channel

sooner. In the 2010s.

Why didn't you? Because I was scared.

I was shy. I didn't like the way I sounded

or looked. I made a best friend tag before

with my best friend when I was 15, but it

never got uploaded. Where is it now? My

friend has it on her computer. I keep

telling her to send it to me, but she said

it's too cringy, so she doesn't want to.

Hmm. I see.

Will you make my problem with Mila when

she leaves? Yes, he will.

No. What will you come up with? I'm

curious. She keeps

going for a shower straight away in the

morning. Won't let me have cereal.

I'm not ready to wake up.

Why always wear two different socks? So

weird. They're just black socks. They're

not. Look, he's wearing two different

socks every day. Who cares?

Smells like washing detergent. We haven't

been outside today. No, we haven't. We

might cut. Some more trees. It was

quite fun, actually. I like chopping it

down. I think I'm getting muscle on my

boob. In your dreams. I am.

Look, feel it.

Ow! Daniel has a super small

nipple. It's just a normal size nipple.

They've already seen it. Really? Oh wait,

one video I have at the end. It zooms into

my nipple slightly. It's called Why

Japanese Women Love Me, and then at the

end it starts zooming into a picture with

a naked thumbnail. Yeah, when I'm like

this. Yes, and then it starts zooming in

to my nipple.

Sabrina, Sabrina, come here! They want

to say hello. You're livestreaming.

It's Sabrina. Hi!

What are you talking about?

My nipple. Yeah, I don't want to hear

about your nipple. We finished.

There, say hello everyone.

Hi everyone. His— your viewers think I

look like a man. No, that's what they

said. When? In your video, because you

filmed me when I was working. They said I

look like a middle-aged man. I didn't— how

do you know? I didn't see that. I saw it.

Where? It hurt my feelings. I cried. I

didn't see those comments.

Why do you have a clip in your hair?

Because my hair keeps flopping down here.

I feel like I'm on display.

It's like we're in a zoo and they're all

watching us.

It's weird.

Camera's making me look huge. Why?

I don't know, I've been eating too much,

not going outside, not doing my one daily

exercise. Help chop some trees. Help us

chop the trees. Sorry for scaring you,

Sabrina. That was him, the guy who came.

Ah, it's okay. I thought you sounded

very nice. Have you seen him that time

when he came to the home? No, I was

scared, so I was hiding. I had my

phone out ready to call the police. Oh my

God, it's only because I heard a, um, I

heard a news article Sabrina, do you like

Jahiro or Mila better?

S-O-R-O-N-A-V-I-R-U-S. I think they're

both lovely and very friendly girls slash

women. It keeps

spamming the virus. How do I stop that?

What's happening?

Why did they do that?

Is it finished?

We can't hear the next one.

I can't stop

it. Very nice.

Is it finished? Yeah, finished.

Mira, Daniel is a plank. You need your

head tested. A plank. What is a plank?

Plankton! A handsome, handsome guy.

That's not a plank. Don't be jealous.

It's not reading. Yeah, so I wasn't not

reading. Meena Daniel. What? Why is this

one coming again? Because I pressed

refresh. What did it say? I missed it.

Oh, I pressed it too many times. Meena

Daniel is a plank.

It said, Sabrina, you're very

good-looking. Ah, thank you.

And someone said you're very classy.

Threesome, please. No threesome.

That's incest.

Sabrina, you're very good-looking.

I want to save that message and wake up to

it every morning. My alarm. Sabrina, let

me tap that please. No, you should

get the Scrabble app. We were playing

Scrabble Go, it's fun. Can you play it

2-player? You can play 3-player. Yeah, is

it possible? 3 people should be able to.

Maybe. I don't know, I think we should

make A board out of paper like Mila said.

Yeah, no, he said that. I thought it was

you. No, it was him. It'd take ages. We

could try, or we could make a Ouija board.

But I got the karaoke out for you. Oh

yeah, and you didn't play it. I don't know

how to set it up.

Don't sit on the bed, Sabrina Daniel just

taught us.

Bed. The bed downstairs. Clean.

Where's my tissue roll? Oh,

someone took the tissue roll out from our

room. Not me, I didn't go in your room.

Your mom said, oh, this is where all the

toilet paper went. There's months' worth

of TCM back at the house. Caesium. Oh no,

don't come to Athens. Not really, it's a

little weird. Only girls allowed. No,

come, you can stay in my room.

Your red lights are hurting my eyes. Why?

I don't know, it's bright. It makes it

Look. How nice.

Sit closer. How do you mean? I'm sitting

close already.

Are you two sick of each other yet? No.

That was a fast

answer. I gave her alone time in the

morning. For how— what, 1 hour? Yeah, 1

hour.

Would you get tired if you're with someone

all day long? Yeah, it's hard being with

somebody. I told him that. Yeah, you need

some time to— shut my face. You need some

time to refresh. I was living with my best

friend for a little bit. It was actually

quite annoying. Yeah, it's difficult

because we also used to work together, so

we were really together like 24/7. Yeah,

it's all day long.

Mimo, Mrs. Mimo. Nice to see your

happiness during these dark times.

Thank you, Andy. Can you give £2?

Sabrina, come in. Somebody offered £200.

Mrs. Mimo, go sit here. Come here,

come here, my darling. It doesn't feel

like much Has changed because of the

virus. Because we're tucked away in the

countryside. Why do you close the curtain?

Sabrina and Daniel, do you date your

mommy? No. Mum, they want to date you.

Is it a man? Is it a man? Are you a man?

How old are you?

Ask him, is he good in bed? Oh my God.

Where's Mima? There. Can you see her?

Meow. Meow. Mrs. Mima.

She came into our room and then she was

lying down on the bed. She wouldn't leave.

You put her there. I thought she'd just

run away. I brought her into the bedroom,

then she just sat there. What's she

doing? What the— she sneezed. Oh no, she

has corona. Where's she gone?

I can't see.

Wow, we should have bought more Prosecco.

There's more at the station, it's just 2

for 16.

They didn't have Moscato.

Daniel's harem has arrived.

Well, goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

We're doing a Q&A tomorrow, Sabrina. Live

Q&A with my sister.

Oh no, what you doing? This memo is better

Looking than all of you. Mrs.

Memos. No, stop spamming! Is this the same

person who keeps doing the corona? I think

My leg is not a drum. I'm massaging you.

I'll massage you. Oh yes.

Sabrina's gone. She got bored of you guys.

Hello?

What the fuck?

Where's your cut?

Hair too. Stop cutting yourself. Give me a

kiss. I'm in pain.

We didn't reach the donation goal.

I live at Daniel's house.

I adopted her. I'm a sad orphan.

The viewers dropped from 800 to 700.

No, it's still 795.

It's quite a lot of people

though. Sí, yo hablo español un poco.

Habito en España por los dos años.

What language am I speaking, Daniel?

Spanish. Attempting to.

Quality content.

Do you think you'll have more viewers in

10 years or less?

More. Staying optimistic. I'll be famous.

Maybe you'll have a million. Maybe.

Did you turn off the sound? Oh yeah, I

forgot to turn it back on. Did you do it

on purpose? No.

We are getting bored of your channel.

Just stop. Yeah, well, I'm getting bored

Daniel, do my feet smell? Yes,

they smell nice. What do they smell like?

It doesn't smell like anything, actually.

Really? What you're looking at? Do we have

any interesting items? Is this mouth

spray? No, it's lip cream.

I want some water. Water?

Yes, not water. Water. I want

some water. Water. You need to put some

deodorant. No,

wait, why? Do you like cold?

It's cold. Yeah, this side too, please.

Open your arm. Oh, you missed. You're

missing it. It smells too strong.

Smells like men aftershave. It reminds me

of school when we changed our clothing in—

in the gym class. Yeah, and one of the

kids had a shit and it smelled like shit,

and the teacher sprayed deodorant to cover

the smell. Oh no, but it just smelled like

shit and deodorant. That's not delicious.

Reminds me of that.

He is happy. I hate it. Yeah. Haha.

What kind of laugh is that? I don't know.

Take this off. It looks stupid. Oh, looks

silly. It's better. Beautiful.

All the stupid people saying Karma is

gonna get you, Daniel. Someone said karma

isn't real. There's no such thing as

karma. I believe in karma. Really?

Yeah, if you do something, it comes back

to you. I don't think so.

Maybe I'm proof karma doesn't exist.

Maybe he should get a schoolboy haircut.

How? Like this. Can I take

off your glasses? Okay,

I can't see. It's okay, then they

can see you. How does he look? I can't see

Here. You look like

a different person without glasses.

So do you believe bad things are gonna

happen to me? No,

maybe you'll get corona and then I'm in on

your karma too.

No, but you didn't do anything bad. Why

would you get karma? I cheated. Ah, true.

Yeah, someone might cheat on you,

might come back to you in a different

Maybe like you're doing cooking with

Daniel and you accidentally chop your hand

off and then you're handless.

But that's just me being clumsy. No, that

could be karma. I don't think so.

Why did you delete my comments on your

cooking channel? Because you're stupid.

Did you delete comments, Daniel? I didn't

delete anything. Daniel deletes comments.

If you write a really negative comment,

then YouTube automatically removes it. It

even removes my own comments on

my own channel when I'm trying to tell

people to fuck off. And then I refresh it,

then my own comment isn't there. And then

I put the dash above the U, and then it

stays.

I'm not a cheater.

That's cute. What? The 2 little— this

one? Yes, social distancing emoji.

What the fuck?

Aprende inglés en la escuela.

Sí, vamos.

I would forgive you if you cheated on me.

Would you? You would rant about it.

Dutch girl cheated on me only once,

maybe twice.

Www. Thank you. What does that mean? I

don't know, like a website. Oh wow,

thank you, Adri G. No,