Why I hate using condoms

So recently I've been getting a lot of

hate and negative comments because I made

a video talking about how I had

unprotected sex with my girlfriend and I

didn't use a condom. Oh, Daniel's been a

bad boy, he doesn't use condoms, he's a

disgusting human being. And I'd like to

take a moment of your time and try and

explain in this video why I dislike using

condoms and why I would never voluntarily

say, hey honey, let's use a condom when

we're having sex. Number 1: sex without a

condom feels 100 times better than having

sex with a condom. I'm not sure what it

feels like for the woman because I don't

have a vagina, but for the man it feels

completely different to use a condom when

you're having sex because it just feels

like you're having sex with a piece of

plastic. Maybe for the woman she doesn't

really feel any difference between

condomed sex and condomless sex, but for

the man it feels very different. It feels

a lot less intense and intimate when

you're using a condom, and it just kind of

reduces the satisfaction and the pleasure

by like 5 times. Nothing spoils the mood

more than having to get out this tiny

little packet and then sitting there

trying to open it and then taking the

condom out and then having to put it on

and trying to figure out which way it's

supposed to go on. By the time you've done

all that, it's like, I don't feel like

having sex anymore. Secondly, condoms

aren't cheap. They cost money. And when

I'm in a relationship with a girl, we

usually have a lot of sex, at least 2 to 3

times a day. And that would mean I'd have

to use so many condoms every day. And I'm

just not willing to spend that much money

just to have sex when you could have sex

for free. You shouldn't have to pay to

have sex. That's just weird. I've already

spent so much money on plane tickets and

booking hotels and having to fly all the

way to Japan just to have sex in the first

place. I don't really want to have to

spend hundreds and hundreds of pounds more

just to have sex when we could have sex

for free. Also, I don't know if this has

been scientifically proven or not, but I

was reading something about condoms have

this comical compound, some kind

of carcinogen that goes into the rubber

that's made to use condoms, and apparently

it can give you dick cancer. And if I had

to choose between getting chlamydia or

dick cancer, I would choose chlamydia

because you can easily treat it. I don't

even know how you would treat dick cancer.

Would you have to get some kind of

chemotherapy on your penis, or would it

have to be amputated? That's kind of

scary. Aren't you afraid of getting a

sexual disease again? Aren't you afraid of

getting HIV? I'm not really afraid of

getting a sexual disease. I mean, there's

more chances of getting hit by a car when

you go to work the next day, so No one

worries about getting hit by a car. They

don't go, oh, I'm gonna get hit by a car,

I better walk outside in a big bubble.

And usually I don't go for the kind of

girls who are likely to have a sexual

disease. I don't go for those girls who

are really outgoing and social and go

clubbing and drinking with friends and

flirt around with random men and have

one-night stands. I usually go for the

homely, kind of reserved, quiet girls

who look kind of ugly because, you know,

they're less likely to have a sexual

disease. And they're the only types of

girls I can get. Out of the 9 sexual

relationships I've had in the past, only

one of those girls gave me an STD, so I

think those are pretty good odds. And I've

already had chlamydia once. What are the

chances of it happening again? The same

thing doesn't happen twice in a row.

Also, I don't worry about giving someone a

sexual disease because I take the

responsibility to get myself properly

tested before every sexual relationship.

And when there's a certain amount of risk

involved, it makes the activity so much

more fun and exciting. Why do you think

things like skydiving and riding roller

coasters are loved by so many people.

It's because it's dangerous and exciting.

That's what makes it fun. If the girl's

insistent and asks me to use a condom,

then yeah, I'm going to use one. I'm not

gonna say, no, you have to have sex with

me without a condom. I'm not gonna whinge

and moan about it and try and push her

into something— into doing something that

she doesn't want to do. Now, I'm not

saying that everyone should go out and

have unprotected sex. I'm not advocating

unprotected sex or saying that we should

abandon condoms. This is a personal

decision that you as an individual have to

make. And for me personally, I'm willing

to take the risk for the extra pleasure.

I don't mind risking my health in order to

get this extra pleasure in my life. Okay,

what about accidentally getting a woman

pregnant? I'm not really worried about

that anymore because, like I've said

before, I've had a lot of unprotected sex

and I've never had a girl tell me that

she's pregnant. I don't know if any of

them have secretly gotten an abortion Or

maybe there's something wrong with my

body. Maybe there's something wrong with

my sperm. Apparently my testicles are kind

of small. I don't know if that has any

relevance. Maybe because I sit

cross-legged so much, I've given myself a

vasectomy and I've damaged my tubes

somehow. Besides, I'm not against the idea

of having children. I'm nearly 30. I think

it's time to pass on my DNA and settle

down anyway. I'm not going to continue

this sleeping around, having sexual

relationships with multiple women kind of

lifestyle. I'm not planning on continuing

doing that for the rest of my life. And

before you start saying things like, oh,

he only works at a petrol station, how can

he possibly support a woman and her

children? Well, for your information, my

coworker actually has 3 wives— I mean, 3

children— and a car, and he has a house,

and he just works at a petrol station the

same as me. Okay, he has a second job

delivering Indian food a few days a week,

but I also have multiple jobs outside of

petrol station work. And just because I

work in a petrol station now doesn't mean

I'm going to be working in a petrol

station for the rest of my life. I could

move on to other things like working in a

kitchen or working in a convenience store.

Those are great jobs. I have about 10 to

12 coworkers at the petrol station, and

they all have children. Okay, they're all

middle-aged women, and they have husbands

that probably have better jobs than them,

but still, they all have children, they

all have families. It's not like if you

work at a petrol station, you're not able

to have a family, not able to be able to

support yourself or support children.

It's totally possible. And lots of women

these days have their own jobs. They don't

have to be 100% dependent on the man.

They can take paternity leave and then

return to work after they've given birth.

This is 2017. The man doesn't have to be

the sole provider in a relationship. I

would happily be a househusband and stay

at home doing the cooking and the cleaning

and looking after the kids whilst I make,

um, self-deprecating videos on YouTube.

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That's so cute.

You can't even eat it.