Kick Livestreams/my life is ruined... 2025-08-05 18_13 [92858423-my-life-is-ruined] 480p

Another long day. I gotta do a 15-hour day today. Yesterday was not very good for earnings.

Only made 150 for 13 hours.

I might even have to crank a 16-hour shift

to meet my target.

Oh God, it's going to be a long day ahead.

Encrypt is out thing is still there.

Oh God, I can't— I still can't believe she just disappeared like that. Just can't believe it. You really just can't believe anything anyone ever says, can you?

Why is my life ruined? I got banned on Tinder today. They got me.

One down.

Didn't even last a week.

It's really fucking annoying, isn't it?

At least I got my Spanish girl onto WhatsApp before I got banned, but I lost big watermelon boob woman.

She's kind of ugly anyway.

Still got Bumble and a few other apps.

It's really, really shit. They just permanently ban you forever.

I wasn't getting any matches anyway on Tinder. I got, I got 5 matches and 3 of them replied. Um, one of them doesn't reply anymore on WhatsApp. The one who was into nymphs.

Uh, the fat one was replying really slowly.

But I didn't get any more matches after those ones.

Oh God,

I don't know how they find me so quickly.

Bumble's rubbish. I got 2 matches on Bumble, but they look awful.

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, the only, the only prospect is the Spanish one, but she says she can't meet until after the 15th. That's, uh, 9, 10 days away.

What am I banned for? Because nearly 5 years ago I put my dick as my profile picture. Didn't think it would get me banned on all the dating apps.

It makes it so much harder to meet people now.

One little mistake you make years ago affects you forever.

Oh, the Myanmar girl seems like there might be a possible chance. Got her WhatsApp.

She tried to phone me last night, but I went to bed after I ended the stream.

It must be my face. If I signed up to the app using a fake face, they wouldn't know it's me. They only know it's me because of my face.

But what's the point being on the app with someone else's face? Because you can't meet people then because they'll be like, wait, you're not the same person.

Maybe Thailand's my only hope.

I've got— who do I have? I've got a Spanish girl and Myanmar girl. Uh, that's it really.

Faces change,

not that much.

They can still— if, if like an actual person from Tinder reviews my account, you can easily tell it's me.

Thailand might be the only choice.

I want to do 1450.

Whoops,

I swear I put 1450, not 1550.

Oh, we got a long day.

Gotta pace myself.

Have you seen the Meat Canyon video about pirate software? It was so disgusting.

The animation's disgusting, man. Plan for today.

I want to go Kit Hill, walk about, go Tesco, but it's really windy outside.

I want to get tissue, the kitchen roll, and I want to get some stuff for my cupcakes, like maybe cherries and also maybe pot noodle.

Get some of the things I missed yesterday.

Venus was blowing up my phone all night. I woke up in the morning and all these Phone— missed phone calls.

Jesus. 3 a.m., 3 a.m., 3:20, 3:48 a.m., 4:15, 4:16, 4:48 a.m., 4:50 a.m., 5 a.m., 5:46 a.m. The hell? Doesn't she sleep?

Is she in love with me?

I'm just treating it like another crypt situation, really.

Yeah, just use it for drama, whatever.

I wonder how long the weather's gonna be like this.

It's either raining and then when it stops raining, it's really windy. Look, windy all day.

Windy, windy, windy, windy, windy until 5 p.m.

Wind gusts up to 31 miles per hour

until 4 p.m. Jesus Christ.

Hmm. So the problem is, um, I want to go to Thailand, but this Spanish girl's making me wait. I feel like by the time she's back from Spain, she's not going to be interested anymore, or she's going to ignore me like the other one did, and then I would have just waited this whole time for nothing.

So that's the, that's the gamble, isn't it?

That I wait for her and then she doesn't want to meet anyway.

I don't

know. She doesn't reply much.

I think Bumble's dead.

I got maybe these 2. This app's dead.

Don't know.

I don't know, that Myanmar girl seems like might have potential,

but there's like a thousand girls like Myanmar girl in Thailand who look the same.

I don't want to go to Bristol, 2 hours away.

Oh no,

I'm gravitating

back towards Thailand.

Today's Tuesday.

It's just really hard to find anything to do here. Hard to meet women. Hard to go out because the weather sucks all the time. There's nowhere to go apart from Kit Hill, Tesco.

Viewership's tanking as well.

That's why my earnings were so low yesterday. I was struggling to stay above 100

at this time, usually like 60 to 70, but I started just 20 minutes ago.

If the time of the day is really that important, then

going to Thailand's not going to be good, is it? Because it's 3 PM now. This is the time I'd be streaming.

Last time in Thailand,

when I first went there after all the drama, the first streams were getting like 150, 200 viewers, and then it died down because I settled in. People got bored. And I went to Japan and the viewership went back up to 150-ish.

And, um, I was only there for 3 months, so people didn't get bored. I went back home.

Problem is, when I stay in the same place for more than 6 months, people get bored.

Average 98 viewers, and that was in Japan. I got Average 156 viewers.

Average 150 viewers.

Cycling to Kyoto, average 175 viewers. Damn,

damn, my viewership really almost nearly doubled by going to Japan.

I don't want to go to Japan though.

Oh, I guess I was doing more stuff in Japan, like meeting people.

162 average.

Blood bucket in my hotel. 134 average.

And then in Thailand, 79 average.

71 average. Holy shit.

55 average. Oh my God.

That stream where me and Faster did the hammer massage. Oh no, wasn't it

the— it's the one we got this— the face massage thing.

That was terrible.

55 viewers.

See, this is why I was depressed in Thailand. This stream is faster, 85 viewers average. Even with Faster in the stream.

Jesus, the viewership doubled when I was in Japan.

How about back to Thailand after Japan?

88. Jesus. Look, I was in Japan doing the cycling thing. Where was it?

What? 52 average?

Maybe it was a sleep stream, I don't know.

Oh God, it's so hard. Oh God, it's so hard to keep trying to find interesting things to do.

62 average.

God, I got like 60 viewers on this stream, YouTube.

Hmm. I streamed before I went to Thailand in my mum's house. What was I doing? I got an air fryer.

Complaining about getting a girlfriend.

Way better viewer numbers with my mum's house.

It's getting like 150,

140. Back to my mum's house.

2022, I still had that look. Kind of like OG Daniel look with the hoodie and the longer hair.

I got 100 and 215 viewers the first few streams in Thailand.

258. See, it's not because of Thailand, it's just whether you have something going on or not. People were intrigued in the beginning because of the drama. I was getting like 250 viewers in Thailand in the beginning. So right now there's nothing going on. It's not really the time zone has anything to do with it.

People know when there's nothing going on. Oh, was that bee livery? Maybe I'll do bee livery.

Taken already? Jesus.

That's a massive shopping list. Potatoes, cucumber, raspberry, Warburtons white loaf, bacon, onions. Oh my God. Corlington. Ah, that's where the Tesco is. That would have been so easy. They live next to the Tesco. Why don't they just go there themselves?

Collins and Corlington.

Oh shit, Venus calling me.

Guess I could call her.

No answer.

Did she decline it straight away?

Okay,

she called 3 minutes ago.

I really got to do 15 hours today.

Been slacking.

The problem is when I get a girlfriend and then life settles down. That's always been the problem.

So this was— I did IRL in Bangkok, 91 viewers.

My first stream in Thailand was

moving into new apartment with my girlfriend.

258 viewers,

and then next stream dropped down to 133, half.

I feel like it's a gamble. Going Thailand's not free.

I did this IRL stream in Bangkok. It was getting 180 viewers peak.

Didn't get any donos. I got one Super Chat, $2. That was it.

Yeah, I don't know, like getting banned from Tinder again today has kind of sent shockwaves through my system.

Yeah, I woke up this morning banned. They got me.

Not banned on Bumble yet.

Really unfair to be lifetime banned.

There is an appeal system. I appealed it today, but they're just not gonna unban me.

At least someone— at least get someone who works at Tinder and wipe me off the database. Maybe I try and get a job at Tinder,

infiltrate the database, and wipe my name off it.

No, I'd never go to India. No thanks.

I don't think— I don't know if I can go outside today.

The weather's awful.

It's windy all day long. 31 miles per hour winds.

Is that a lot?

It sounds windy.

It's only going to die down around 6 or 7 PM.

So 32 miles per hour winds is

yellow 7 high wind.

On the Beaufort scale.

What about tomorrow? Wednesday?

Wednesday, cloudy.

Wednesday looks a bit better.

Today's gonna be rough. You gotta stay strong mentally.

Mental strength. Fortify.

Where's that weather website where they have the, like, the live view of the storm and the clouds?

I think it was BBC Weather.

I mean, I could go out in the wind and just shout into the wind.

A bit later, maybe.

Being on the top of a hill is not gonna be good for the wind.

A place with trees? I tried that. There was no internet there. The forest. Cardinham Forest.

I don't think Devon's really known for forests.

There's a few, I guess.

The problem is I don't know if there's internet. There's not usually good internet in a forest.

Someone camped here.

There's like a just random patch of forest in the middle of the moors. It looks like a load of Christmas trees.

And there's a lake.

I don't know, I'm feeling vulnerable, like from a place of weakness.

I felt so different a couple of days ago when I found that phone. On the day I found that phone, I felt like,

like I was on top of the world. And then in a few days, it all changes.

Everything crumbles.

Confidence shattered.

Hopes destroyed.

Faith in the whole system Fades away.

I'm feeling very emo today.

Testing. Do you like fixed cam with mic or dynamic movement cam?

I like dynamic movement cam too.

Look at this wind.

Get some socks.

Quick socks.

Mm-hmm.

Look, soil is oil.

Hmm, what if I

put it back into the big bottle?

I need a bottle.

What about that drinks flask someone sent me?

I could put it in here.

Maybe I'll do it in the sink.

Uh, of course there's no bubbles coming out.

Junket.

I had this weird dream about Mila last night.

So weird.

It was like I was in the woods. I, I think I was in Germany and I was in the woods, and then Mila wanted to meet. And then for some reason we were naked together in bed, but it wasn't sexual. It was like we were friends or something, just chatting.

And then she was asking me for advice about something,

and I felt like, oh, guess I'm friend-zoned, because we're in bed naked and there's no

sexualness. It was really strange.

She was asking me advice about— I don't know, she fancied a girl and apparently she was bi now, lesbian.

So random.

That's my oil.

I'm cold. Where's my jumper?

How

much am I weighing now?

49.6. Not bad.

Oh, Venus called me again.

I don't get it. When I phone her, it says no answer, report problem.

My phone can't phone you, don't know why.

Phone you, don't know why.

That was weird English. My phone can't phone you.

My brain's not working. Phone can't phone you.

Stupid autopilot.

Wow, look at the wind. Am I happy at that weight? Uh, yeah, I guess so.

I really don't look that different whether I'm 49 or 52. There's no way I'm going to be 60 kg unless I had a massive beer belly.

I just don't get fat on my arms or my legs or my ribs. I only get a fat belly and a fat face,

which would look stupid. It would look ridiculous. Then people would be like, oh wow, good job, man, you gained some weight. Yeah, but I look ridiculous. So they say, oh, I'm 49, 48, that's unhealthy. But then if I put on a beer belly and I became 53, they'd be like, oh, good job, man, you gained some weight.

Yeah, with a beer belly. It's funny, we live in a society where people think it's healthy to be fat in a bad way rather than be slightly underweight. Like, they think— they honestly think, like, someone who's fat because they eat a lot of bad food, have bad diet, is normal. But then me being underweight is like dangerously

unhealthy. It's just crazy how normalized being fat is, where someone skinny looks like a freak now.

Like someone like, for example, Nick White. Don't know if you know the guy. He's not fat, but he's not skinny, but he's kind of overweight looking. But people would think he looks normal.

I guess in American standards he's not fat, he's like normal weight, but he's kind of fat, to be honest.

Yeah, but there's nothing wrong being underweight. What, like, what's wrong being underweight? Being overweight, you get heart disease, um, you can't really move very well, you get joint problems because of the weight. Like, what's wrong being underweight? Sure, maybe it doesn't look amazing.

Like, what are the health risks of being severely underweight? Yeah, there's health risks, like Eugenia Cooney, obviously. But I'm not severely underweight. I'm like slightly underweight. But I can still walk 15,000 steps. I can still hike up a mountain. I can still walk around. I can still lift weights, do push-ups. I don't have health problems. Like, they're

just saying, oh, underweight, not because there's health problems or anything inherently wrong with it. It's just because it looks

strange to people if you're from a country where most people are overweight, like America.

I don't think there's anything wrong being underweight. There shouldn't be like this pressure to put on weight for the sake of putting on weight so you please some kind of statistic, some stupid number.

90 kg, that's insane. That's like being fucking fat.

Also, the reason why I'm underweight is not just because I'm skinny, it's also because I've got a smaller frame than the average male. The average male has a bigger frame, like a bigger skeletal mass, wider shoulders, bigger hands. I'm of slender build, so I'm naturally going to be lighter. It's like Mr. Meow Meow. Mr. Meow Meow is

naturally a slender cat. He's a slim cat. He's not like a big chunky black cat or big fat ginger cat. He's a slender build, so he's gonna weigh less than another cat. It's just his genetic build. Build doesn't mean he's like unhealthy or anything. He can jump higher and run faster than that black cat or any other

cat. I mean, look at athletes like Mo

Mo something. He looks really skinny. People say he's underweight, but he can run a marathon.

I don't know why people make such a big fuss about it. Yeah, Mo Farah.

People have different builds. Like, some people are stocky, thick limbs. Some people taller, slender build.

Oh God, I'm cold. It's like 10 degrees now.

I

forgot what I was gonna say.

And maybe if you're like doing something to your diet to achieve a certain look, like Eugenia Cooney has some kind of problem with eating, now that's unhealthy. But I don't. I just eat whatever I want when I want to. I'm not restricting my diet or starving myself. I'm just eating when I want to eat, which I think

is normal, and that's what you should do.

No, if I was starving myself, then yeah, there'd be something wrong with my brain there.

Would not be nice outside.

It says 16 but feels like 12.

Stupid music.

I just find that girl in Fifth Element really hot.

I thought her face was perfect.

Now she's 50,

she still looks pretty good. She's got good face features,

nice lips. Her lips are perfect. Nose is nice. Nice eyes. Nice jawline. Hair looks shit though. I don't know who designed this hairstyle. The hairstyle sucks. At least grow the fringe out longer to cover a bit of the eyebrows. If you're gonna have a fringe, you can't have it stop above the eyebrows. It looks dorky. This hairstyle

is awful.

It is it a wig? It kind of looks like a wig. I don't know.

I wish they gave her a normal hairstyle.

Ah, poor Bruce Willis. Apparently he doesn't even remember he was a famous actor. Yeah, I think her name's Mila as well. Mila Jojovic.

All Milas are hot. Ah, Bruce Willis was a good-looking guy.

Damn, that's sad. He got some kind of dementia, didn't he?

What the hell was this haircut with the plastic thing?

He, he looks pretty good still. 67. He looks healthy.

67. Yeah, I've seen the movie.

Where's Chris Tucker? There he is. Damn, Chris Tucker's face got wide. Still looks young though. He is, he is still 54, I guess.

How is he only 54? I thought he'd be like 60-something by now.

He looks the same.

Oh, he died 1999. Shit. Oh, that's why he looks the same, because it's only 2 years apart.

Well, he died 54.

He died too. He looks like Ainsley Harriott.

Damn, she was hot too. I remember Chris Tucker like rizzing her up. Why does she look whiter now?

It was a weird movie.

I'll put a post on YouTube. Do you miss me? 73% no.

Wow,

such nice viewers I have.

No one misses me. They don't even say, where's the new video? Where's Daniel gone? I've got nothing.

People really don't give a shit anymore.

It makes you think, people back in the day, people weren't interested in me because of me. They were only interested in me because I had an interesting life. Now I don't have an interesting life, they don't care.

My life was really interesting, I guess, in Japan. Marriage, YouTube fame, fangirls.

I had it all.

Trapped in a house with horrible weather, nowhere to go apart from hills.

If I could go back, what would I do differently?

Oh God, I don't even know.

I feel like I did the best I could with what I had.

Maybe try to protect my credibility more.

But that would have made me boring. I would have been— I would have been scared

to do anything outlandish.

The problem is I have the most fun when I'm telling weird stories or saying weird stuff, but then it puts a lot of people off.

Yeah, I like telling a good deranged story, even if it makes me look bad. That's what I enjoyed the most.

I don't really think there's much else I could have done. I think I did the best that I could have done.

I tried my best.

At the time, everything seemed like it made sense.

It's always been a battle of Prioritizing a girl versus prioritizing the channel.

It's been a struggle of finding somewhere to live

and being comfortable, but then struggling with keeping viewers interested

and then having to find a new life.

It's like being a hermit crab, always looking for a new home.

Started watching after you moved into this house. Oh,

I guess you missed a lot then.

Right now I'm waiting for the next catalyst. To launch me into my next life.

God, it looks awful out there. I would not want to go outside. Look at this,

windy gray skies. Probably gonna rain again.

Got to stay mentally strong.

Yesterday I was starting to lose it towards the end.

Today's

activities. Hmm, 10:30 AM.

Breakfast,

11:30 AM. Hmm,

I wonder when AJ is going to come to do the voice chat.

I wonder if she talks a lot.

Some girls just ramble on and on without you having to say much.

11 AM.

Wait, that's PM, isn't it?

Lunch.

Dinner. Uh, what else we got?

4 PM, coffee, cupcakes.

I want to make more cupcakes.

Tea and KitKat.

Um, what a fascinating day planned. Oh yeah, 6 PM workout.

Very exciting day.

Maybe— what time does AJ usually appear?

8 PM?

AJ question mark.

That's what we have, and it's raining.

What is this life? It is stuck in a house, unable to do anything. Weather sucks. Nobody wants to meet.

Can't get any sex.

Can't leave the country because Spanish girl said we can meet, but after the 15th. After the 15th could be anytime, couldn't it? Like the 20th, or not until September. Oh God.

And she barely replies. Maybe she's busy packing.

Oh God, I'm waiting for some random girl that she's probably not even gonna meet. Now she's gonna wonder why my Tinder account's disappeared.

Might spook her. I got Myanmar girl. Myanmar girl seems pretty keen, but she's in Bristol. I have to drive 2 hours to go on a date with someone I don't really find that attractive just from her pictures alone. She looks like a chubby Asian girl who's 37.

Oh God.

I've got a new girl.

I said, would you like to meet sometime? She said, sounds good, we could always meet in the middle.

She is 28, bisexual.

5'5.

Cool.

Should I go? I'm feeling like kind of desperate because I just got banned on Tinder today. I'm scared I'm going to get banned on this one too.

I need to get her phone number quick.

But asking so quickly is a bit— I mean,

if she's cool, she would probably be okay with it.

I feel like if she's one of those people who say, oh, we got to chat first, then I'll be like, okay,

can I add you to WhatsApp?

This is my number. I've got to move fast. Fucking apps catching on to me.

Problem is, you— it kind of seems like you might be a scammer trying to get people onto WhatsApp so quickly.

But I gotta move fast.

It'd be nice to add one more girl.

Facebook Marketplace. Well, for a girlfriend.

I don't know why, why it's a weird thing to ask about meeting up. That's what the whole point of the app is. And then she matched me, so she must be interested. So what's wrong with getting straight to the point?

She seems cool.

Yeah, so if I can get her on WhatsApp Because I asked, do you want to meet up, nearly straight away, and she wasn't like, oh, whoa, whoa, buddy, hold on.

So I got her, Spanish girl, Myanmar girl, if I can get her WhatsApp.

Could do a trip to Bristol. I book a few nights at Bristol, go on the date, and then do a few streams from Bristol.

You know, I go— I could book a hotel for Bristol, go on the date, shoot my shot, see if she'll come back to the hotel with me. If yes, I get sex. If not, I'll just stream at the hotel alone, I guess.

What's wrong with Bristol?

Oh my God, is it like shitty and chabby? Maybe I can get her to come out of Bristol to Taunton. Taunton's not that far from Bristol. I don't think she drives. She might not drive. Oh, she can get public transport, can't she? Why are all British cities shitholes?

Maybe Bath seems nice.

Did I like Scotland? Yeah, Edinburgh was quite nice actually.

Didn't feel like a shithole. Felt very historical as well with the Gothic architecture.

I remember going to the gift shop and I bought all this Scottish stuff like haggis. Do you remember Crypt going on about haggis saying she wanted to try it? Didn't she think it was Welsh? She thought you could get it in Wales or something. Yeah, I got haggis. I got those cans of haggis and I got Scottish

snacks and stuff.

Bought a big bag of stuff.

My mum and sister didn't even try the haggis. I thought the haggis was okay, it just tasted like minced meat.

I don't know, I can't remember what I got. It must be on the stream I did.

It was mostly haggis. Haggis and, I don't know, Scotch egg, maybe whisky.

It tastes like mincemeat but kind of nutty and gamey.

Wait, is Scotch egg Scottish? I remember when Chihiro came to the UK with me for Christmas. I wanted her to try all this English food like Scotch eggs, pork pies. She didn't like any of it. Remember her face on the camera? She was like,

not up to my standards.

Been a while since I had a Scotch egg. They're quite nice.

Maybe I'll try my M&S bacon, see if it's better than the Tesco bacon.

Yeah, you can get Scotch eggs. They're usually sold in supermarkets with pork pies, sausage rolls. I'm really happy with my cupcakes now. They look great.

I just could not understand why they kept coming out flat.

Finally.

Do I miss TV? No, all you did was whine,

whine, whine, whine. He missed out all the Venus drama. What else did he miss? His loss.

Missed out on some good stuff. He missed the serving Of the papers.

That's what you get.

It has been, has been harder streaming with the chat being so dead.

It's like talking to yourself. The whole point of streaming is I'm— it's supposed to be like I'm talking to you guys.

It is a lot harder when the chat's dead.

It feels like no one's there.

And even though people are annoying I guess it did help.

See if any of this bacon's any good.

Needs cooking, really.

Sodium nitrites. Mmm, more nitrites. So good. I'm out of kitchen roll now. It's the last piece.

I don't know if I should go out and get some more kitchen roll.

I guess it would break up the day.

Oh, hey Venus, what's up? I tried to phone you but it kept saying Unable to phone you.

What happened last night? I was sleeping.

Yeah, it says didn't join.

When I try and phone her, it says didn't join.

That's weird.

Did you block me, Venus?

Not very nice.

It won't let me phone you.

I hope the bread's still good.

I still got this MRE,

best before 2026. It's all hard, I don't want to eat that.

Back in my famine, famine days.

Those days were tough, weren't they?

Flour pancakes. Spam and cheese pancakes every day.

Why is Venus calling me coward? Bit strange.

She looks like she smells bad. Yeah, but I like smelly girls.

Oh no,

is that mold?

Oh, I think this bread's gone off.

That's mold, isn't it?

Yeah, that's mold.

I can't eat this.

If there's a bit of mold on it, it means the whole bag's infected with spores.

I'll chuck the whole thing in.

No toast.

Okay, eggs.

Good,

that's smart.

Why's Venus mad at me?

That's

like crisp popcorn.

Is she actually mad at him or what? Oh, Mr. Bear Mail! Wow, I haven't seen him in ages.

Hello, meow meow. No, that's not— that's hot food. That's not for you. No, no, you burn your tongue again. No, no,

no,

silly boy.

That little chicken stick.

Chicken stick. Ah, come back.

Got you, chicken. Do you think— come here.

Here,

tap.

You hungry?

Good boy.

You like your chicken stick?

I haven't seen you in days.

Where have you been?

No more.

No, that's mine.

Try M&S bacon. Do you think they eat eggs?

No, no, no.

I guess they can eat an egg. Here, here, here, here, here.

Bit hot.

You like the egg?

He likes egg.

No, no.

Do you think he likes bacon?

No, he's waiting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

What's wrong? Is it hot?

Look here, he's scared of it.

It's not that hot.

Jesus, he's scared of it. It's not even hot.

Yeah.

Apex predator can't even eat slightly warm food.

Bits of egg in the carpet.

Mr. Meow Meow's the real content.

Why did Venus say that I can't keep my piehole shut? About what? What did I say?

What's on today's agenda?

I don't know really. I don't really want to go out. Weather's really bad.

No, I got terrible views going shopping yesterday. I think the stream disconnected when I was in there.

I'm pretty sure I went to Tesco to buy the breadsticks and the connection was really good without anything else like Nighthawk or Velabox.

Oh, congrats, Rainbow.

What's that? OG.

Okay, redeemed.

Yeah, I thought it would be fine in those shops, but it wasn't. Got very laggy.

Bacon tastes the same, really.

Maybe it's slightly thicker.

Taiwan could be your next Japan.

Depends if it's cheap to find a place to stay. The biggest problem is finding a place to live that's not really expensive. That's why I like Thailand, because you can get a condo for just $500, $600 a month. Malaysia is quite good too, you get a condo for like $250, $300 in KL.

Japan's terrible because the apartments are really expensive, the hotels are expensive too, and they're like tiny little hotel rooms.

And the only way to get a good life in Japan is if you get a girlfriend or a wife and

Otherwise, your only option is like a guest house, or if you're rich, then you can get a nice place. I guess you can spend 3,000 a month,

buy a cheap house in the countryside.

Yeah, just have no idea how you do that.

Rent a car. Maybe just buy a car.

Oh, he's on the bed.

On the bed already? Whoa, we nearly fell off. You nearly backflipped off the side of it.

Did you see him nearly backflip off the edge?

Come on, I'm making a little wall.

He's getting ready for his 5-hour nap. I wonder how long he's gonna sleep this time.

Imagine licking your toes like that.

His tongue sounds like sandpaper.

Food's cheap in Thailand only if you get Thai food. If you get Japanese or Western food, it's not that much different to here.

Oh.

Meal meal.

If you can train yourself to eat Thai food like the locals, I guess it'd be really cheap.

The Japanese food is usually cheapest in Japan though.

Why is he washing the part that I touched? He's like, you made me dirty.

Well, leave you to it then. Have a nice nap.

Hmm, what was I gonna do?

Okay.

Breakfast done.

11:30.

Washing up.

Could do laundry.

I don't know, it might rain. It is still sunny though, and windy.

Make cupcakes, washing up, dinner.

Uh,

and washing up.

1 PM,

vacuum.

3 PM,

Do you think Venus is mad because I said that she phoned me all night?

What's wrong with that?

I hope I don't get any future girlfriends called Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Summer. Running out of words here.

It would be fun if I moved back into my mum's house. That would definitely get the viewership back up and save me a lot of money

and relieve a lot of financial stress on me.

Seems like every time I move back to my mum's house, my viewership goes back up.

What would I miss though?

I feel like a move back to my mum's house before traveling would be a very wise strategic move.

Wouldn't have to pay rent either,

although it would feel like a step backwards, wouldn't it?

Why is there a list of your personal finances? Well, it's just been like a fun little thing for the channel where we track my progress Because I've been in a lot of debt recently, but then thanks to Kick, I started making some good money.

So it's like a way— people were saying it was because I want people to pay my debt or something, but it's more to track my progress of paying my debt. So I can look back in time and think, wow, a couple months ago I had this much more debt.

It's fun to update it.

Why could it be a risk?

You don't save VODs. Yeah, that's the annoying thing about Kick, the VODs don't get saved.

Well, we got clips, don't we? The clips will have the finances in the Bottom left.

Maybe

if I upload the VODs, I'm gonna get like a couple thousand views, might make $10.

If I uploaded them every day, $300 a month.

But I reckon after a while they won't even get 1,000 views because, I mean, they're so boring, they're so long, no one's going to watch it.

Um, oh yeah,

damn, we're just Bashing out these tasks. Washing up done.

I must recreate— I mean, rebuild my finances after I got destroyed. My finances got destroyed by Multiple things. Number 1, the stock market. Number 2, I didn't pay my taxes properly back in 2018. Number 3, I bought a very expensive car. Number 4, I moved all the way here and got a house.

Now I must climb out of the hole. There's my little red baby.

We're on a financial journey,

financial journey of struggling and depression.

I made a Thailand channel when I was in Thailand. It was called Abroad in Thailand. Very original name.

Yeah, a couple of the videos got views. I got one video got 10,000 views and it grew a little bit, but then I didn't know what else to do for videos.

Top five foods in Thailand. McDonald's.

Cool things to do in Berlin.

Um, I don't remember what I did. I went to the Berlin Wall.

I went to some place called Potsdam. With that German girl.

I forgot what else I did. Mostly just had sex in the Airbnb.

And then I streamed in the Airbnb.

Where'd I get the fireplace? It came with the house.

On Amazon, I found the same one. It was £500.

Why is my life ruined this time? I got banned on Tinder.

Another source of women taken away.

Because they found me and I'm permanently banned, so if they find me again, they'll ban my new account.

I didn't show my willy again. This is because I'm banned because of what I did 4 years ago.

Yeah, maybe someone's reporting my account.

I'm pretty sure if someone at Tinder investigates my account They can tell that it's me even if I'm wearing a silly disguise.

How much my OnlyFans? $10 a month.

The only way to get around the ban is if I just use someone else's photo.

You can easily tell it's me even if I shave all my hair off.

No, I don't take my glasses off for the photo.

I don't think I look better without glasses. I think I look kind of weird.

The glasses

make my face look a bit less bland, I think.

Let's show us. Okay.

How about that?

I look weird.

Makes my nose look really big.

It makes my eyes look really big as well.

That's

weird.

Yeah, my eyesight's really bad. I can't see anything without them. Everything's completely blurry.

The glasses definitely made my eyes smaller.

The lenses make everything smaller behind the lenses. I used to wear contacts when I was about 18. It took me about half an hour to put them in. I kept blinking and dropping them, and this saline wash would burn my eyes.

You also have to keep buying them every month, don't you?

Uh, I can't be bothered.

I think Venus is mad at me. She gave me a middle finger.

And then she called me a coward.

Don't even know, to be honest.

Mm-hmm.

Would I date Venus?

Uh, no.

Mm-hmm.

Would it go? Really not. Date a guy just because he's wearing glasses. That's kind of stupid, isn't it? I mean, can you imagine meeting a girl and you like her, she looks good, but you say, oh, I don't want to date her because of her glasses?

You know, she could just take them off.

It doesn't make that much of a difference.

But girls seem to place more importance on whether the guy is cool or not, don't they?

It comes across as a nerd. I think I look like a nerd even without the glasses.

I think my lack of confidence is gonna make him feel like he won't defend me more than my glasses.

Well, I can't do much about it. I don't want to get laser surgery because it's expensive and scary. I hate contacts.

I hate the feeling of something on my eyeball,

and I don't like touching my eye. I have very long eyelashes. It makes it hard to get the lenses in.

The itch.

Tesco today. I don't know if I can be bothered. I don't need anything important apart from kitchen roll. I want to get some stuff to make cupcakes, like, uh,

Cherries. Cherry on top of the cupcake would look nice.

Yeah, maybe sprinkles,

but I'm going for more of a traditional bun, not like frosting and sprinkles like a children's cupcake. I'm going for like traditional bun More like a cakey cake.

Coconut shavings.

The problem with going shopping is if it keeps disconnecting and I lose my viewers, then that's not good.

Not losing my viewers is number one.

Constant disconnects and F screens, it's not good for my, um, hourly rate.

I don't think I can reach my goal before tomorrow.

Basically, I need to make $250 to hit my goal. I don't think I'm gonna hit it

before, uh, this week's pay gets locked in

for Thursday payout.

Mm-hmm.

Unfortunately, nothing I do outside makes my viewership go up. In fact, it just makes it go down.

It's only worth doing if it makes me feel good, but going out in the wind and rain, it's not going to make me feel good.

Even when I was streaming in the middle of a rain cloud getting drenched, the Earthship number was the same as it is when I'm in, in the house. So what's the point? At least if I'm gonna suffer, I want my viewership up.

It's windy and cold.

Wind's like 30 miles per hour.

All there is in Devon is Empty, desolate places.

Unless you go to Plymouth. I don't want to go to Plymouth or Bristol. I'd only go if I'm going for sex.

Let's see if I can get the new girl onto WhatsApp.

Mm-hmm.

Myanmar Girl replies really quickly.

The other girls don't reply or take ages.

The Myanmar girl replied already,

said just working.

Same,

was wondering when We can wait.

She said, are you sure you want to meet me?

Yeah, why not?

Have I ever lived in London? No,

I've been there for a few dates.

I'd never want to live there.

She said, of course we can. Nice.

Why? Because London's dangerous and expensive and horrible.

Does— do we have to meet in Bristol?

Maybe we could meet in between.

I don't want to go to Bristol. Looks shit

and far. And I'm not gonna get laid, am I? She's probably gonna want a second or third date.

Bristol city centre.

Oh, that looks kind of cool. Cathedral.

I say usually the average girl wants 2 or 3 dates before sex.

That's what happened with the British girls in 2022. Took me about 2 or 3 dates. I remember the tall ginger girlfriend from 2022. We first met, we went bowling,

and then we went to Burger King, and then she invited me to her house the next day, and then we were playing Tekken. She had a PS5. We were playing Tekken on the floor, and then she started looking at me, and then she leaned into me to kiss. And she like pinned me on the floor. I was

on the floor and she was like on top of me.

I felt like a girl.

She just started kissing me. I put my hand on her bum.

It was pretty hot,

but she was very physically like

Didn't have any stamina. I wanted to have more sex, like a second round, third round. After the first one, she was done. She's like, I can't do another one.

You weren't even doing anything. You were just on your back the whole time. What do you mean? All you would do is lay on your back and spread your legs. I do all the work. What do you mean you can't go a second round?

She said I bruised her thighs with my hips.

And she also didn't sleep, so I thought I may— I may as well spend the night, but she doesn't go to sleep, so I'm not going to sleep on my own. I might as well go home then. And can't have sex. She just stayed up all night. I don't know how she survives like that.

What do you think the best? I said, do we have to meet in Bristol? What is in between Bristol and here?

Taunton. Taunton looks smaller. Got a hotel.

Got a park. Can walk around this park.

Oh, it looks like a bog. What the fuck is that? Yo, walk around the bog park. What is this? I thought it was a park.

How about Taunton?

Bristol looks very busy.

Mostly I just don't want to drive into Bristol because I don't like city driving.

Or maybe the outskirts of Bristol at the Sainsbury's.

Oh, this car park, this car park is massive. I'll meet you at the car park.

Bristol. If she says, okay, we can meet at Taunton, I'll say, okay, I'll book a hotel. She'll be like, whoa.

I feel like I might as well just torpedo this because I can't be bothered.

And I'll be like, oh no, no, I'm just gonna book hotel because, um,

it's such a long drive.

Where is it?

Bristol, Taunton. Taunton is a 1.5-hour drive.

Surely there's a train or something from Bristol.

Bath is near Bristol as well.

I lost that Bath girl because she was on Tinder and I didn't get her WhatsApp because she replied so fucking slow.

Bath. How far is that?

It's actually further because I've got to go around Bristol, but it looks nicer than Bristol. Even the word Bristol sounds ugly. Bristol sounds like an STD.

Cardiff.

Newport. Abagavenny.

Abagavenny sounds like Harry Potter magic spell.

Problem with Southeast Asians is they're very like, the man has to put in all the work and effort. I'm the princess, I don't have to do anything. English girls are more like, oh yeah, we can meet halfway, or I'll get the train.

Say last one again. What? Abergevenny

in Wales.

National Coal Museum.

She said, I've not been there before.

Oh God, I don't want to go to fucking Bristol.

Is there anything interesting?

Yeah, my cock.

Um,

there's a Tesco.

Um, golf and adventure center.

There's probably nothing there. It's just like It's just houses and Tesco,

public toilets, cricket club.

Is there anything, any interesting thing?

There's a Tesco,

but not much else.

What's your plan? She thinks I'm gonna like plan a date.

Oh God,

plan is to try and get you to the hotel.

Is Bristol really that bad?

Is it worse than Maidstone?

Like, where's the main center bit where the stuff is? Is it this bit?

I said— she said, is there anything interesting? I said, there's a Tesco. She put rolling on the floor laughing emoji.

She said, are you kidding? I'm sure I don't want to go to Tesco. I can go Tesco here.

Yeah, but the point is to see me, not to see the thing.

I'm getting bad vibes from her.

The whole point is to see me. Like, the, the thing we're seeing is irrelevant.

That's true.

I will keep searching for something interesting if you aren't going to suggest anything.

She already sounds like she's got an attitude.

I'm going to take her on a mystery date to Tesco.

She said that's great. Oh God, she's like one of those women who want you to plan a date and they don't want to put any effort in, and they want you to come all the way to where they are.

No, I can't be bothered with that.

I don't really know what Myanmar women are like, but

Shit, we can go somewhere together we never been before. Would be good.

Yeah, like my hotel room. Who is this? My Myanmar girl.

Take her to Bog Hill.

I never been anywhere in West area and so easy for you.

West, west of Bristol. Western Supermare.

Um, Bude Beach, but that's far. That's far from Bristol. West of Bristol and north of where I am would be Exmoor National Park. I don't know if I want to take her to the moors.

I feel like I'm being too hasty with this other girl. I'm trying to get her on WhatsApp before I get banned. I quite like the look of this one. 28, British, bisexual.

She's got nice hair and she's like a gamer girl.

I'll show you a picture.

What do you think?

I'm trying to get her WhatsApp.

She's got nice lips.

Maybe I'll send her a voice message.

I'll

say, I thought I'd just send you my number in case you wanted to add me. Thought I'd just send you my number. I thought, I thought I'd just send you my number in case you wanted to add me on WhatsApp. If not, that's fine. No, that sounds weird. I'm gonna do my YouTube voice. Oh God, every time

I make a YouTube video, I have to like make my fake voice like, hey guys, hi, hi, hi, so you may know, this stupid dumb YouTube voice.

I want to send a voice message so she feels like I'm a real person.

Hello, thought I'd just send you a voice message so,

so you know I'm a real person.

Hello, I thought I'd just send you a voice message just so you know what I sound like. If you want to add me to WhatsApp, that'd be cool. If not, also cool.

I don't know, the end of it was a bit weird. If you don't add me, it's fine, whatever.

I sent it. Oh my God, she might think it's cute.

Let's play it back.

Hello, I thought I'd just send you a voice message just so you know what I sound like. If you want to add me to WhatsApp, that'd be cool. If not, also cool. That was smooth. That was pretty smooth.

Oh God, I feel like I'm blushing.

That'd be cool.

If not, also cool. Whatever, you know. It's like, whatever, I'm cool either way.

Yeah, well, you guys didn't help, did you? So it's your fault.

Cockeyed cider, the hell's that?

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

Let me know if you find something. She said, well, aren't you gonna try and find something? Jesus. Okay, will do.

She looks like this.

I mean, she looks okay, but she— I don't know.

She said, I think we should talk more.

Don't you think so?

Uh.

No, the photo was like heavy makeup.

Yeah,

that— I think we should talk more, don't you think so?

Yeah, we can do

No, she's Myanmar, from Myanmar, not born here.

I think it's nice to send the voice message because you give them an idea of what you're like. Otherwise they just start guessing based on what you look like.

Okay, so what we got here? We've got Myanmar girl,

Spanish girl, the nymph girl who doesn't reply anymore.

And then I got the other girl trying to get her WhatsApp.

So that's 4 girls with one kind of missing now.

Why are you vaping? I'm not.

Not vaping at all.

See?

It's to help me be more laid back for my rizzing.

I need abundance mindset.

Well, they gave, um, cigarettes to soldiers in World War I to calm their nerves for trench warfare. That's the whole point of it.

A lifespan spans one priority. Yeah, I guess so.

Yeah, well, trying to meet women is like warfare on its own.