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[2018-12-11] getting a new sofa in Japan [opE9ZIuvVNY]
2018-12-11 · 13 min
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なんでまた取るんだよ。悲しいぞいしょ。Where's your sofa?
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0:04–0:08 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_0My sofa. I want to sit on
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0:08–0:11 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_1the sofa. Today so cold. Here is
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0:12–0:16 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_2uncomfortable. It's your fault.
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0:16–0:20 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_3No, your fault. You told them the wrong
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0:21–0:23 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_4room number. No. You should ask,
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0:23–0:27 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_5should ask the delivery man.
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0:27–0:30 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_6This is my sofa. I don't have proof.
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0:31–0:35 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_7I don't have the receipt or proof.
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0:37–0:39 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_8I sent text to you. Delivery man
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0:42–0:45 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_9coming soon.
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0:46–0:47 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_10Your fault. Not your fault.
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0:51–0:53 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_11You told them wrong room number.
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0:55–0:56 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_12Delivery man was waiting about 20
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0:59–1:02 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_13minutes.
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1:02–1:02 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_14I was waiting as well. You were like scary
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1:07–1:12 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_15dog. I was waiting for them
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1:12–1:16 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_16to ring the doorbell. You are going around
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1:17–1:20 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_17this room.
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1:20–1:21 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_18So funny. Scary dog.
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1:24–1:28 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_19Ah, so cold today. The sofa will
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1:33–1:36 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_20come next Tuesday.
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1:37–1:39 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_21Monday. Not Monday, Tuesday. I thought
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1:42–1:46 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_22it was Monday.
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1:46–1:47 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_23Mondayでしょ。 Live始まったね。うん。うん。
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1:48–2:27 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_24いい わ ね。 いい で しょ。
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4:07–4:11 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_25うん。 もう ちょっと こ っち 端 行 って よ かった な。 机 入
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4:12–4:16 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_26る? ここ。 動 き な よ。 もう
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4:16–4:20 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_27ちょっと だけ 押 して。 ぐ
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4:21–4:30 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_28ら いい い じゃ ん。 うん、 もう 行 かな き ゃ。 じゃあ ね。 バイ
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4:31–4:34 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_29バイ。 Oh,
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4:35–4:57 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_30it's freezing.
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4:58–5:01 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_31Leather is very cold. Oh,
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5:03–5:06 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_32it's hot. No,
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5:07–5:11 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_33no, no, no, no, no. So who likes my sofa?
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5:11–5:15 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_34My brand new sofa.
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5:16–5:17 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_35Oh, it's heavy.
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5:20–5:21 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_36I'm gonna scratch the desk. Let's open it
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5:37–5:39 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_37properly. I want to make sure I don't show
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5:39–5:41 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_38my address though.
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5:42–5:42 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_39What's that noise?
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5:54–5:55 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_40I'm making a table. You could
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6:19–6:24 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_41kill someone with this.
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6:24–6:25 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_42This time was better than the canned pie.
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6:44–6:46 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_43And then you just screw it in like
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6:49–6:52 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_44so. Oh no, these ones are too long.
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6:53–6:56 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_45No, it's not these screws, they're too
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6:58–7:00 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_46long, sticking out.
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7:00–7:02 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_47That was easy.
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7:22–7:23 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_48Legs are on. Keep your eyes glued to the
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7:26–7:28 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_49ground. Press 2
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7:29–7:34 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_50if you know what I mean.
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7:34–7:35 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_51Press 2. No,
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7:37–7:41 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_5284 abandoned me.
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7:41–7:44 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_53No, stop complaining about your
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7:49–7:52 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_54subscribers. It's not good luck.
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7:53–7:55 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_55Welcome to my office. How do I make it go
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8:01–8:05 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_56back? I want to lean back.
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8:05–8:06 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_57It's fine like this as well, actually.
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8:17–8:18 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_58Oh yeah,
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8:22–8:25 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_59you can kind of lean back like this.
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8:26–8:27 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_60Yes, perfect. This can go here.
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8:54–8:58 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_61Playing games here and then watching
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8:59–9:01 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_62YouTube here. That can be my YouTube
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9:01–9:04 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_63screen. Need to charge it. I haven't
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9:04–9:08 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_64charged it for ages now. This could
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9:09–9:11 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_65actually go behind the sofa, and then I
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9:12–9:15 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_66could put it under the table.
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9:15–9:16 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_67Oof. Put this behind the sofa,
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9:20–9:23 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_68and then Put the multi-adapter here.
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9:31–9:34 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_69Warm. Look at that.
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9:35–9:38 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_70Put it here. I'm not sure if
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9:39–9:42 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_71that's a good place. Do do do do
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9:43–9:46 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_72do do do do do. Oh,
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9:47–9:49 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_73and we have some super fish oil. Look how
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9:53–9:56 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_74big these are. A bit hard to swallow.
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9:56–9:59 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_75Expects me to swallow this? I bite it and
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10:00–10:03 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_76chew it into powder.
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10:03–10:03 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_77It's Christmas
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10:10–10:16 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_78for Daniel.
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10:16–10:17 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_79Christmas Day for Daniel.
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10:20–10:21 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_80It's a Christmas Day for Daniel.
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10:22–10:26 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_81Look.
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10:29–10:29 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_82Yes.
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10:37–10:37 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_83Pockets? Where are the pockets?
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10:41–10:44 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_84And look, this floor chair, you do this
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10:51–10:54 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_85and then it flattens out and you can use
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10:56–10:58 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_86it as a little sofa, you see? So we can
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10:59–11:02 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_87eat here, and then after we finish eating,
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11:02–11:05 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_88we can sit back on the sofa and make love.
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11:05–11:09 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_89Where did Daniel go? He laid down on the
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11:26–11:29 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_90sofa and vanished. It's my camouflage.
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11:29–11:32 · rev_6cd0b46513b5bf04929250b403475db5_91