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Testing. Hello, uh, where's my girlfriend?

I am live from Chocoville.

Live from Chocoville.

Is it working?

Ah, damn, I didn't change the title.

Um, hold on.

Yeah, it's what? That is scooter. Student scooter. Scooter?

Yeah. Oh, it's ugly.

Ice in Japan now. Yeah.

I feel kind of sad that he's not here anymore. Does that make me selfish?

What? Oh, you bought it? Why didn't you tell me? Come. Thank you.

Why are these old cars here? Choco Ville

toilet.

Okay. Uh, yeah, when I found out he left Thailand, I felt kind of sad.

But I guess it's good for him. I don't know, I was kind of hoping he would get stuck here and then I might be able to meet him again.

I was thinking like maybe I would have another chance to meet up. Yeah, I kind of blew my chance. I should have met him on Sunday like we discussed, but I was actually kind of scared with all the hate I was getting. It was pretty intense.

I was actually kind of scared after the whole DPAC thing. I thought like, oh, someone's gonna beat me up or something. But I guess no one really cares. I don't know, I just felt kind of scared. Like when Ice was phoning me and I was at the train station, it felt pretty scary.

I had like 700 viewers and they're all basically hating on me.

Oh my God, this music

is terrible.

I hope I'm allowed to film in here. I'm pretty sure you can.

I don't even know if I'll bother plugging my charger in. I might as well.

See if it charges. Yep, charging. This is like some weird theme park. They got a lot of these in Thailand. Usually it's just like a lot of random vintage-looking objects placed everywhere.

Well, I guess everyone's left Thailand now. You know what it feels like? It feels like— it's like being in a guest house and then everyone you knew left, and then you're the only one left behind in the guest house.

Let's go. In my pocket.

Back. Why? Please, you then. Thank you. Yeah, good thing I'm not streaming on YouTube. All this damn music would have freaked me out.

YMCA.

Is your girl taller than you? No, she's only 5 foot 6. No, she's 165 centimeters. Don't know what that is in feet. Sus will be back. Yeah, Sus is going to be here. Sam will be back, but everyone else basically going to leave, aren't they? Feels kind of sad. Don't know, I feel kind of down. It was

exciting when they were all here.

Well, they all hate me now anyway. Stupid CX community, bunch of losers. I go into Ice's Discord just to chat and then they all basically tell me to fuck off all the time. They're like, oh Daniel, fuck off, no one likes you. I didn't think the CX community would be such a bunch of wet tissues. Oh, we

hate Daniel because he said this about some stupid Indian guy. Boo fucking hoo.

What are you doing? Selfie?

You're easy to bully. I don't know why everyone hates me all the time, no matter where I go.

Oh, is that a turtle?

I didn't think the entire CX community would hate me for, for dissing some random Indian guy. Like, who cares?

Seems like Swimmer Nick's getting a lot of hate now, so he's kind of taking the heat off me. But I basically can't chat in the Ice Poseidon Discord anymore because they just tell me to fuck off.

Might get banned soon because they're like, oh, ban this guy, ban Daniel. Fucking losers.

They hate on Deepak too. Yeah, but they don't tell anyone to fuck off, do they? It's like they just tell me to fuck off. Free ice cream, use a ticket. Oh, okay, can do. Have any food? Hot dogs. How many times can we use the ticket? Free food.

Yeah, you just shut your mouth. They're gonna dox you.

Ah, what are you doing? Stop, stop. No, stop. What? Why are you touching my chin? I like it.

Deepak isn't talking. Ice is Discord. Yeah, because he doesn't care. He's only in it for the money. He doesn't care about the streaming community or streaming or being part of the community. As if he gives a shit. He's just there to get his money and then leave. That's why he's lame. You want to buy one?

You got to stop caring what people think. Well, it just makes me sad cuz I'm like exiled now. They don't like me.

What's the point being in a place where they don't like you? Makes me feel not welcome.

I got this painful blister under my fingernail. Now it's bleeding.

I think it's like an ingrown nail. It happens all the time, exactly here, every time on this one finger.

This is why I don't bother to make friends. Because every community I try to be a part of just hates on me.

So disgusting.

Giant shrimp.

Where's my ice cream? You want it now? Yeah. This is like, uh, it's like budget, budget USJ. Stupid fuck here, stupid fuck here trying to push me out the way. Fuck off, get the fuck out my way, stupid kid.

Stupid dildo balloon fat fucking kid.

You want dinner here? Depends what they have. If they got rubbish food, then probably not. Yeah, here's a restaurant. What food do they have? I want hot dog and burger and beer. They probably just sell crab.

They probably just sell Crab and fish and squid. Okay, well, I thought

we're getting ice cream. Vietnam? Yeah, that's what I said.

Well, I want ice cream. I'm hot. Thank

you.

Isis community is very tough. It likes to hate everyone. Yeah, but I feel like they hate me especially the most. Uh, strawberry. What does ani mean? It sounds like Korean.

Bubble.

They hate me because I do you know what. Oh, thank you. Small. Why is it so small? I don't know. Oh, bubbles from my ice cream.

Let me try one bite.

They don't like me because I'm very quiet and shy. In person, but then I talk a lot of shit online. As if they don't. They're exactly the fucking same. They talk shit on Discord, but I bet in real life they don't say a word.

Bunch of spineless hypocrites. But they, they talk all kind of shit online as well.

I really doubt they're so mouthy in real life like they are on Discord. Exactly the same as me.

What's that?

She wearing underwear?

Oh, my Botrix! My Botrix chat is working. My Botrix timer thing. That's one checking. Did you see? It's what? Checking.

Why you put ice cream? What? You use your time, put ice Came under, so I'm trying to scoop it out.

My goal is— well, it'd be nice if I was liked by people and to make money.

So far doing neither.

I feel like they don't have the license to play this music.

Do you think Disney gave them permission?

Some random park.

Oh, that's the best bit.

What's that? Did I get a donut?

I didn't get a donut. Spot Rick's trolling me.

What did that say?

Did I actually get a donut?

Would have been better on YouTube.

What, sniping or today's stream?

Oh, I got a donut! $1 from Lauren!

I got $1 donation!

From who? I don't know, my viewer.

Yeah, if you used to— I don't know if there's text-to-speech. I think there wasn't.

Yeah, okay.

Hey, Mr. Bean is singing this song. You know Mr. Bean did the voice acting for Zazu?

Oh, I'm scared.

Do a dance. Dance.

That's cool.

You got $1. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I got the alert pop-up should pop up when I get a dono.

Why are

they playing Disney songs? Do they have the copyright license? Yeah, really? How do you know?

I don't feel like— I mean, maybe they paid for the license if there is one.

Wow, they're selling wine. Why are they saying wine in a kids amusement park? Uh,

I guess could do. Is it heavy? It's not even heavy.

Oh, you want to buy some wine?

Why don't you drink? Do you never drink?

Me too. It's very hard. I need an Android phone.

You want to get drunk tonight?

I think it's better if I use the Kik app.

You don't sound bored now.

Well, yeah, because I'm out doing something. Why is there a sink here?

I think it's expensive. I like Prosecco.

You know Prosecco? You don't know Prosecco?

Can you afford it? It's like all these wines are like $30, $40. 1,000 baht, is that expensive? I don't know, I don't usually buy wine. Like $50. Jit Jit Rocks, but you do get a whole bottle.

I like wine at Christmas with the roast turkey. Maybe we came here in Christmas. What do you think? Not again. Why not? I don't want to come here again. Yeah, it's nice because it's still cold.

There's a sign with the word Muslim.

Um, maybe it's like the prayer room. There's a lot of— why are there a lot of Muslims here? Look,

why are there so many Muslims here?

A lot of people wearing their hijab. Police, I think. What? Police? Oh,

so many. It's like being at the ninja park. Oh, what's that?

It's kind of random. Massive rat. I can— I think I can smell it. It's a funny smell. What's that?

Look, Muslims everywhere.

1 PM, but until 1 PM, then open her life. Oh, 1 AM. Why do we get PM and AM mixed up?

It's like USJ, kind of.

Why is there a door?

Yeah, what's in here? Yeah, it's like USJ, the boat ride.

This looks like the exit.

Charcoal Hill welcomes you all. In 10 minutes, we have a boat show. See you at the river. Maybe we can go on the boat.

The Board of Life video is hilarious. Was it?

It's doing pretty well in the analytics.

Left Thailand. Tell him to come back. I want my shout out.

Am

I streaming? I am.

What's that? Drinks. I want to see ice cream. Ice Poseidon.

How could Ice leave without saying goodbye to me, his best friend? Ice cream? Yeah, that shop. Can you get another one?

Do you need one ticket? We only have one ticket. Yeah, you want more? Buy something else.

So we can only get 2 free things. Do you want popcorn? I want a hot dog.

Imagine I fly to Japan and snipe Ice again. I just snipe him and I just stand there and I don't say anything. That would piss him off so much. Oh, watch out, it's gonna hit me in the face.

Hmm, is there anything to do here?

Are they— oh, they're real.

Wow, wow, wow. Amazing.

Yeah.

It's not a very big park, is it?

Uh,

it's just like a load of buildings and a boat and a restaurant.

Where's the chocolate?

The bears are ready to welcome everyone. Come join us after the boat show. Where's the chocolate? I thought it was called Chocoville. Yeah, where's the chocolate? There's a lamb. That's a lamb. I thought it's like a town made of chocolate. There's a lamb on it. Look.

This is so gay.

Bubbles.

Stupid kids spinning the wheel. Kids are so annoying. They're those dumb kids. They're my videos.

Let's go. There'll be kids everywhere. Oh, these Indian people everywhere.

Why don't you travel? Travel where? I'm traveling now.

They've got massive noses.

They all got ice beside their noses. Dinner here? What? Uh, not really. People here are annoying.

It's probably overpriced as well. How much?

This is halal food. Yeah, not surprised they got halal food here. Everyone here is halal. Look, the hell is up with this place?

Everyone here is Muslim. I think we go home and eat.

Do you want to eat here? I don't really want to eat here. Okay, that's okay.

Why is not in cruise service chart? Yeah, but what place is weird? Don't like it.

Why? Anything else to see? This is that sign in Korea. I've seen that sign before. It's like a famous sign.

The kids

here are so beefy. They look like they've got adult faces on like a kid's body. It's weird.

What's this? Why does that look like Ice Poseidon?

Where are you from? Are you ready? Yeah. Yeah, it kind of looks like Ice Poseidon.

It looks nothing like the kid he's drawing. This looks like a white kid. It's pretty good though. It's better than what I can do.

Swimmer Nick. I can't believe the CX community likes Swimmer Nick more than me. You know why? It's cuz he's white and he's got muscles, so they respect him at least on a physical level.

You want to see?

These kids are really annoying.

It's in many places. What is?

Ah, stripping kick.

Oh, the sign you mentioned. But I thought the original was like a Korean sign.

Oh my God, those kids are really fucking annoying. He nearly butt pushed me with This massive palace. Oh my God, people here are weird.

They're like Islamic or something. These people are all Islamic. They're speaking some kind of Arabic language and they've got massive noses.

You want to go in?

Okay.

You

can't stand up.

Oh,

don't pull me. Pull.

No, I don't want to take my shoes off.

You're a kid? You're like my daughter.

Can buy some balls for our bathtub, put it in our bathtub.

I want to order some. I want— I will pay by myself. You want to order what?

Order what?

Order somewhat.

Okay.

Okay,

I don't think Swimmer Nick could press me because I would just agree with everything he says, and then after when he's gone, I would then share my real opinion.

I would just shut down his attacks by just saying, yep, you're right, and then he won't be able to argue. Because how do you argue when the other person isn't counter-arguing? That's what I would do. Or I'd run away.

He can make up new things to press you about. The only thing people press me about is cheating, like, oh, why did you cheat? You. And then I'm like, I don't know, why not?

Why do you disrespect women? Cuz sometimes they're fucking stupid.

When the vibe is too artificially positive, it turns depressive. Yeah, it's like those Bethesda games, like the beginning of BioShock, kind of like this utopia and everything seems nice and amazing. Also the beginning of Fallout 3 and 4, it's like this perfect neighborhood and then it just descends into madness.

It does feel kind of weird because it's so fake.

Where you going? Food?

Uh, I don't really want to spend money.

You want to come in?

Go inside.

It's just a room with hanging lights.

Oh my God, it's hot. Oh my God.

This place kind of sucks, to be honest.

She's taking selfies. You want to take off your mask? Take off your mask or turn away. All her selfies are going to have a mask on.

Oh

my

God.

I think we're back down to the pre-Ice snipe numbers. I think none of the Ice viewers stuck around. Like, these numbers are the numbers I was getting before I sniped Ice.

So now I got a, a dead YouTube channel and a dead Kick channel.

Nikki's going to snipe Ice tomorrow. Yeah, I'll be watching that. Actually, I got a stream tomorrow on YouTube.

I was getting like 30, 40 viewers on Kick before sniping Ice. Now I'm back down to 30, 40. On Twitch I get like 30, 40 as well, so it's like the same as you guys, basically the same people.

Yeah, the only way to get the viewers would be to keep sniping Ice until he tells me to fuck off.

That's why I'm saying sniping ice is a waste of time. Okay, where do

you want to open masks? Yeah, can you use your hand? Okay, wait,

I put the bag on the floor. I'm scared. Yes. Oh my gosh.

Sorry, I was taking selfies.

Which one you want

to see? Uh, I don't know. Over there was good.

Why are there Pepsis at every table?

Sit here. Is it free?

That one DM fucks you over. Yeah, well, not really, because Ice still invited me to come. It's just I chickened out. I actually didn't really want to go anyway before the Deepak thing. Okay, but there's nowhere to sit. I didn't really want to go anyway because I knew what was going to happen. Ice would just be yelling

me to do weird stuff and I'd not want to do it.

Yeah, that's what I was pointing at here. Yeah, sit next to you.

Oh, how much battery? 84%.

What?

Wait, don't show them this. They'll order lots of food. They'll order food for us.

Yeah, but they can see it. Don't order food. I don't think my stream quality is good enough to see it anyway.

Do I have Wi-Fi?

This is Japanese music.

Oh my, 1,000 baht. There's a set menu. That's like 4,000 yen. 4,000 yen though.

What kind of restaurant would you spend 4,000 yen in Japan?

Uh, so expensive.

Maybe I'll just get some chips and a Coke.

Why is Johnny Somali going to get pressed? What did he do though? He was on a train. He said something about Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

It is a black swan.

Japan Twitter easily triggered. Yeah, I don't know if you were around when I triggered Japan Twitter by saying the food sucks and they have bad bacon. One of my viral videos on YouTube was why I hate living in Japan. It got half a— it got 600,000 views, and the alt-right Japanese 4chan were focusing hate on me because

I said the bacon was bad and they got bad potato chips. And they wrote like 50 pages of hate comments on their little forum. It was crazy. They were reporting me to immigration and trying to say that I was like making money illegally.

I think Japanese internet people are just retarded because they get offended over everything.

So if you say something negative about Japan and the video blows up, they're probably gonna target you.

It was pretty crazy when it happened. I was pretty shocked because I didn't know about that that side of Japanese culture. I thought, oh, Japanese people, they're all so nice, but they're massive dickheads on the internet. Kind of like me. They're nice in real life but then massive dickheads on the internet. So I don't know why people

are calling me out for doing something that basically so many other people do as well. It's not very unusual.

They were saying stuff like I'm not actually English cuz I look Chinese and I'm from China and I immigrated to England. Like, they refused to believe that I'm English or I was born in England, and they were going on and on about how, how I have a British passport, something like that. They're so stupid. It was like

5 years ago, 2018. It's my second— no, my third, my third most popular video, why I hate living in Japan.

What do you want to eat?

Uh, what do you want?

Just one. Get like something small. I don't want to pay 1,000 baht.

My budget, I know, I know, I know. 200 baht. Yeah, 200 baht. 200 baht, my budget. I already spent I already spent 600 today.

I don't want to spend anymore. I'm gonna be broke. Help me!

I made $1. We just ate. We had 8 grand at the cafe. 1 PM. Yeah, you don't eat out twice in a day.

Can we get one of those drinks? Is it free? Free? Uh, I'm thirsty, thirsty

and hot.

Oh, is it free? No, no free.

How much? You want ice? No. Oh yeah, it's warm. Why is the drink warm? Not free.

They probably charge like 100 baht for the bottle of

water. How much for the water? Don't know. I want the Pepsi.

See,

whiskey.

Oh my, 100 baht.

You don't want ice, right? I don't want to pay. Okay, choose one, I will pay for you. Uh, can I just have this Pepsi here? Pepsi? No, no, no, here. There's one here. Choose the one.

200 baht for tea. Oh my God,

that's like 800 yen. Once over there, 2.5, 400 yen.

You choose one, it's okay.

I just want a cold drink. I don't want tea or milkshake or anything. Soda? Yeah, just like Pepsi. Cold Pepsi. Oh, maybe this one. Pepsi. Tony? 7-Up. I like 7-Up. Okay.

I'm so thirsty.

Sweating out all my liquid.

Try

it.

I

think

my chat's not showing.

You're at an amusement park, of course things are expensive. Yeah, but I wouldn't eat here.

Look at these prices.

Is it 1,000 baht for the whole thing?

This should be like 200 baht.

Uh, these prices are kind of normal.

No, really, I mean, you can get this in a food court for like 50 baht, but they're charging 230. That's like 4 times how much it should cost.

600 baht for what? Salmon teriyaki.

Which one you choose? Anything for 200 baht? What's the cheapest one? Uh, seafood. Uh, which one? What's that? Chicken? Chicken? Maybe chicken. Oh, not Thai. No, I don't want spicy.

I don't want chili. They put chili on everything.

I hate seafood. I like chicken and beef and sausage.

No chili, no seafood, no crab.

No, we learned a word today for too much. It's like gern bai. Pet gern bai. Is it right? Gern bai. Pet gern bai. Too spicy.

Gern bai means too much.

My— what, uh, what is it called? What? You know, what is it called? Mayonnaise. Mayonnaise?

What did you say? Mayonnaise? No

prick.

Miami prick.

See, yeah, we learned gunbai. Can you say it? Say it. No, gun— say gunbai. For 150 baht. Oh my God, you pay 2, I pay 3. Oh, and you are— we will pay. No, my viewers don't pay anything.

Thing. I will order now. Okay, pencil pizza.

No, I can use this for discount. How much discount? 100 baht. Discount 100 baht. Okay, I'll pay 200 baht. Place order now. Yeah, okay. Yes, confirm it.

I get ticket. It's coming. Spent like $30 today.

Wow, so far it was so far.

Are you thinking of starting a new chapter since your channel is dead? Yeah, I'm thinking of doing like a stock market financial video series, 5 parts. 5-part video on stocks and shares and tax. Just 5 videos and then do something else. Maybe what is called water? No, that's like mist,

vapor. Mist, vapor, vapor.

They, they come to me. Hi. Hello.

They get free food.

They want food. Yeah.

Can you give me charger?

Okay, thank you.

I want to be a member.

You want to be a member? Yeah, but we're not going to come back again. Maybe we'll come back. I'm not— hello? I'm not coming back again.

Why would I want to come back here?

When you convert how much it costs in baht into yen, everything feels really expensive.

So to get the yen, you just times the baht by 4. So if it's like 100 baht, then it's like 400 yen.

Ah,

my chopstick. So many restaurants in Thailand don't give you chopsticks. I really don't like not having chopsticks. This place is called Chocoville. Is it Chocoville? Yeah, I don't know why because nothing is chocolate themed. It's just like pink, pink and American theme.

It's full of Indians and Arabic people. I don't know why there's so many Arabic people here.

Why do they all come here all at the same time? I don't get it.

You want to try?

Oh my God, so good! No, I don't want powdered chocolate. No, not chocolate. What is it? Let me— no, this called, uh, Milo. Oh, one tin. Buy low. Oh, one tin.

When your worry is with fun, then we bring your body down. Don't worry.

Enough.

What is that? Weird. Yeah, weird, but I like it.

I don't even know how to describe it.

I don't

know, her drink is like— what is your drink? It's like some weird fruit. Not fruit. This, uh, it's like a chocolate. Chocolate? It doesn't taste like chocolate. It's like a chocolate. It's called Milo. Milo? Oh, Ovaltine. You know Ovaltine?

What is

Milo? Milo made from turtle. Made from turtle. Turtle.

Oh my God, the teddy bears coming!

Those uniforms are kind of hot. That's my birthday. Your birthday? Yeah, I dress hot every day. Those outfits are pretty hot if it's a bit shorter.

Skirt shorter, be way hotter.

I want to ask the restaurant for one of those outfits. I would look hot in one of those.

Where's my pizza? 1,000 yen pizza.

Oh, my stream title is wrong. Ice left Thailand already and he didn't even say goodbye to me, and he calls himself my friend. Fake friend. What? Who? Where?

Why? Why? Like— why do you think they look like ice Poseidon? I miss ice Poseidon. They got massive noses. Their nose is like— and they're just kids.

She said the Indian kids look like ice Poseidon.

Oh, what? You have more many girls near you? They're young children. They're like children. What do you mean young girls? Children. Kids. They're like 14 years old. You like 14-year-old? No, I said they are 14 years old. They're not young girls.

What are you saying? Oh, sorry. Oh,

but you don't like it? Yeah,

it's milk. Why do they do that? In Thailand? Because it's hot. Thailand hot weather. Yeah, but they don't do this in any other country. Yeah, it's hot in Japan, you know, they don't do this. Yeah, yeah. And Malaysia, they don't do this. But how keep, uh, cool? Really? Yeah, it's what to help, help stop the liquid in

the drink from escaping out the glass. The drink is escaping through the glass.

Do a photo shoot with her where you both wear the waitress outfit. Yeah, maybe. Should go to Don Quijote, buy one of those outfits. They said you should wear one of those outfits the waitress wearing.

You should wear— you want me to wear— they asked you to wear— for me, 1 million baht, 10 gifted subs, I will make her do anything.

Dance with me.

Pizza. How much was it? 300 baht. I got $1 from Mr. Willie. Who? Mr. Willie. Thank you. Say thank you, Mr. Willie. Thank you. Oh, your face. Thank you, you're so cute. Come to Thailand, I want to take you here.

Wait, $1 is what, 40 baht? And this is what, 300 baht? 300. We're nearly paying it

off. Oh yeah, Thai people eat pizza with ketchup. It's really weird. Look what she's gonna do. It's not— show them what Thai people do when they eat pizza. Okay, they mix ketchup up on the plate and then they, they smear it onto the pizza. It's really weird. Give you a bit. You okay?

There's already tomato on it. Why'd you put ketchup on it? Type— I swear, Thai people do the weirdest things with food that I've ever seen in any country. I give you this. Oh, thank you.

What would I do if Ice's willy was waving in front of you? If I said I could fuck his girlfriend but I gotta suck his willy at the same time? Time, I would say yes.

Look, imagine if I— all right, I'm missing it. Yeah, this is what Thai people do to pizza because

the pizza flavor isn't strong enough. They put more ketchup on it. Just some— someone— why don't you— do you like chili on pizza too?

Uh, what do you want? Seasoning. Scissors? Seasoning. It's already got seasoning on it. Not enough? Yeah. Uh, no can.

I guess it's good.

Wow,

look at the mess.

What are

you doing? Yeah, I like this so much. She's gonna put What is that? Basil, oregano, and ketchup on the pizza.

Why? It tastes good already. I like this one. Pepper.

You don't like? Don't want? What? What's that?

Think it's old?

Paprika. If you could bring back all your 100K viewers, would you let Ice have sex with your girlfriend? Yeah, I'd do anything.

I'd suck his D.

I think dipping the crust into ketchup is nice. Because the crust is a bit bland.

Oh, $2 from Mr. Willie.

Now you're on Kick, you can talk more about willies and bums. Yeah, I can talk about anything. I can swear, I can talk about rape, don't have to spell it out like a moron. On, talk about the atomic bombs.

I got ultimate freedom, but the price is I don't get many viewers cuz they don't want to come here. They're like, oh, no YouTube, then no watchy watch.

Mr. Willie gave me $2 again.

Mr. Willie. Oh. Can I stand with him?

Nice to meet you.

Yeah, it's very hot today.

People to move platforms,

especially Kick, because it's like a very small website, not well known.

We're having dinner with them now.

What time your city, Mr. Willie?

Where are you from?

I think America.

And your friend came from America. How many people looking you? 30? I don't know, it's not moving.

Wait, did I get another one? Oh, 40,

43. I refreshed the page just as I saw another one.

I didn't see it. Can you type it in chat what it said?

Your girlfriend seems to enjoy streaming with you. Yeah. Think so.

You like streaming?

Because I want to encourage you to be a good man more.

But I only get views when I do bad stuff.

What do you mean? In the past, your life, I only get views when I do bad things. Yeah. You want do again, up to you. That's your life.

I don't want to do bad things. Yeah, but I want to get views. So try it to do. When you do fasting, you got will, but your life is too messy and not happy. Yeah, up to you. I don't want control you, and I will not Whining you. Yeah,

I

wanna watch Barbie movie. Barbie? Yeah, it looks boring. Oh.

You know, I can't, I can't play Barbie when I was kid. Why? Because it's expensive. My mom, she poor. I don't wanna,

I don't wanna beg, or I don't wanna ask the doll for— okay, with her.

Wait for it to come to Netflix. Really? When? Maybe in a few months. It will come to Netflix.

Watch Oppenheimer. Yeah, I'd rather watch that. Maybe I will buy, um, I will buy the Barbie doll.

I will order a Barbie. Why? I'm full up. What? You eat this one? I had 2.

Mom give you one? I had 2. I'm full up. Oh my God, this one for you. No, it's 2. Help me.

Did I list the dildo and torso as work equipment in your tax document?

I'm not sure about that yet.

I guess I could.

I don't know what's going on with the tax thing. They're not replying to me.

No, that's my food! Why are you ruining the pizza? I love it.

It tastes fine just like this.

Unique flavor.

I'm enjoying the flavor as it is.

Understand in their different personality. No.

Everyone weird.

Anyone who's not like me is weird.

I hate this gang of kids. Look at these punks. Those kids are really annoying.

I don't like those teenagers. They got no respect.

Someone needs to take them down a peg. But you was being a kid too. Not like that. I was a good kid. Not loud, not causing trouble.

Yeah, not when I was a kid.

What is this, the Friends theme tune? This is a Friends song. You know Friends?

This is so nostalgic. It reminds me when I was a kid.

You know this song?

You don't know this song? Yeah, I heard yesterday. You never heard? You never saw Friends? Yeah. What? Yeah, it's famous. What country? America. I think you know, you just don't know the name. It's got Jennifer Aniston, ah, uh, David Schwimmer. Oh, like You Show Me. Yeah, and they laugh

and they live together. This is the song.

When you're making Deepak video Yeah, I was thinking about doing Indian Scammer Hates Me or something.

I guess I don't have to worry about bumping into him around Central World. All he did was he just hung around Central World and walked around doing nothing. So boring.

Ice, you know when I said I can't get a girlfriend in the UK cuz the girls are too tall there, and then Ice and Kim were like, but Deepak has a wife and he's 4'11 and his wife's taller than him. Yeah, but she's probably ugly. Can you imagine what his wife looks like? What?

I don't think Deepak Deepak's wife is— don't talk to me about wife Deepak, please. Well, they were saying he's got a wife like it's a hard thing to get a wife. I

hate Deepak. You've ruined my life.

He ruined my friendship with Ice Poseidon.

What? Usually Deepak, because Deepak is— do you know how much money Deepak made?

Don't have. More money than you make in 10 years.

Don't have. Well, I do.

You just walk in your road, they pack what in case of— I'm just chatting.

Because I said to Ice, I can't get a girlfriend in the UK because they're too tall. It's not really super tall. And then they said Deepak got a wife and he's really short. And then I said Indian women are short as well, so what does it matter? I chose the man from the heart, from his heart.

No, I nearly dropped it on my trousers. That was close.

Can you say why? No, I don't like it.

It's mine. Okay,

this drink's really nice.

Ah,

once again we bought too much food. You can finish.

Can we take it home? I eat tomorrow lunch.

We always buy too much food, we can't finish it.

If Deepak's willy was waving in front of me.

See if it smells like curry.

Oh well.

Now I got a dead Kick channel as well. I got like 500 Ice viewers that will never watch me.

Start a new Kick channel.

It was nice before, had 100 followers, get like 40, 50 viewers. It's a good ratio.

Spice Girls,

if you want to be my lover.

Do I still plan to go to UK with my girlfriend? Uh, if she can save up enough money, then she's welcome.

Otherwise, go alone.

Finish. Maybe we'll do some driving

when we go back, do a car stream. I haven't streamed in the car before.

Why winter? No, I don't think I'm going to go back for Christmas. I'll go back for June for my sister's wedding.

And I could also pick up the international driving license so I can drive in Thailand.

That could be fun.

It's like £5. Go to the post office, pay £5, you get the international driving permit.

I wanted to go in winter for Christmas, but I don't want to go back twice.

What are you doing? I'm trying member, member pass, member.

Don't think you want to drive in Thailand. Yeah, it'd be pretty scary.

Actually, we got stopped by the police on the way here. She wanted— she wanted to ask the policeman for direct because there's like police traffic wardens on the side of the road. Road. So she drove into the wrong lane or something to go, to go up to the police to ask for directions. And then they were like,

you can't be in this lane. And then they fined us. They just said give us some cash. And then she took out like 40 baht from her purse and gave it to them. They walked off.

It's pretty funny. Tell them what happened with the police.

You want to tell problem? Okay, how to say? I don't know, because I'm drive wrong way. I wanna— yeah, because I'm looking map when I'm drive, drive car. Yeah, yeah, actually have go straight, but in map, uh, on the map it show me I have to turn left. Yeah, I don't know how to—

I don't know how to decide. Decision. Yeah, like, uh, I, I try to turn left and then I'm change my mind. And of course that police see me, then stop me. Police stop me and call me. You try to go straight in the left lane Yeah, uh-huh. You cannot do— and then she said, my boyfriend is a

foreigner. And then the policeman looked at me and he was like, are you sure? He looks Thai. The policeman said I looked Thai, didn't he? He didn't believe you.

Yeah. And then they— help me. Yeah, she said speak English to him to prove I just said hello.

Imagine the police think we're lying about me being not Thai.

Uh, free ice cream, one chip. Okay.

Oh, tired shouting.

Say? Where are you going? Get the bill.

Get the bill.

What is mean sang? I don't know. Sang. Ah, it's wrong. Uh, I want chicken. Check bill.

Get the bill, right? Get the bill then. Yeah. Hi, call Check bill. Yeah, check bill. If

I get the driving permit, I could get a motorbike.

Oh, they don't want our money. Let's leave them.

Imagine I get a motorbike in Thailand for streaming. That'd be pretty funny

and dangerous.

You want beer? Beer?

Happy? What? I can't, your face is in the way.

It's a boat show.

Yeah.

Oh, it's so loud.

See, look, that's one! Oh my God, oh my God, I scared Border falling! I want to zoom in. Oh my God, I scared Border

Oh my

God, you like the bat? Oh,

there's more.

No,

don't shake my hand. It's a tattoo. I'm shaking. They look like they're gonna hump each other. Yeah.

What was that meme from like 2015 where those people dressed up in furry bear costumes were like raping people on the street?

They were like running around dry humping strangers dressed up in— oh, it wasn't that, Jackass. What is it called? There was a show where they dressed up in like bears and they were raping people like Dry humping. Humping? Yeah. Any more? Them scared. Them go, go, go.

Maybe give some. You want to give some bread? Yeah.

I think this lens is way more stable than the wide angle.

The wide angle doesn't have optical stabilization, has digital, which is kind of weird looking. This one has optical, but it's more cropped in. I didn't see it. They don't like pizza. Yeah, they like pizza. They like it. Oh yeah, give me— give more pizza. No, my pizza. I'll take it home.

Look at this.

No, it's coming. Oh, it's coming back. He's still dancing.

Did I miss your update on Ice? He left, he left Thailand already. He's in Japan now. Oh, look.

Wow.

And I feel sad he's gone. My only friend in Thailand.

This looks so retarded.

Retarded and gay, but funny.

Imagine that's your job, dress up as a bear and wave fireworks.

Isn't it kind of dangerous? Like, the sparks could land on the furry suit and set them on fire. They could just jump into the water, I guess.

Ready for my bed? Your bed? Yeah, it's down now, drop in the water. Your bear? Yeah. What bear? He's dancing over there. Oh, he's coming.

This is so funny.

This is so derpy.

Must be boiling hot in

there. Oh, the koala is coming! The koala!

The koala looks— I mean, the koala looks so dumb. Why do I keep saying koala? Do you have 20 baht? Yeah, why? Give me one. His hand You want to shake hands? You don't have your own money? I don't have a, uh, tiny bit. Okay, can I give them? Okay, you want to give them? Not really. Give

him some money and then he'll shake your hand. I think he's coming, he's coming for the 20

about.

Oh my God.

Oh my God, it's gonna drag her in.

Thank you. Can he— oh my God, how does he jump so high?

It jumps so high up. Bye-bye. You got— I think it's got springs in there.

Oh, there's one! Another one? Yeah. No, I don't want to give my money. No, I don't want to. It's funny. Scared. That one's even more hyperactive. Look at that one. That one's crazy. No, I already gave gave you. Give me. No, use your own money. Pay money if you pay good for you. Oh, I don't have anymore.

Let me see. Hey, here, here, here, here, here. Oh

my God, what's he doing?

What's he doing? Hello!

This one's crazy.

Oh

my God, how she's standing!

He's going to fall in.

Whoa, the hell? That's so weird.

Oh my God, good job!

I think my money is fell off. Your money fell off? Yeah, in the water. Pay, pay. You finished paying?

Takeaway, takeaway.

Na na na. Wow.

He's still dancing.

Imagine its head just flies off, tears off from the jumping. That would make some kids cry.

Finish.

Finish.

Not yet. Why? Oh, ice cream! Where's my ice cream? Later. Who's over there?

You eat my ice cream? You ate your ice cream already, huh?

Want ice cream now?

Thank you for Willie and friends. Give money. I give money for back. Mr. Willie and someone else gave $1 earlier. Yeah, I give money for back already.

Giving away my dono.

Oh, tired, tired. I think fun. Yeah, I love it, I love it, I'm so happy. You like this place? Yeah. Oh, who's this? It's your kid.

Ice Poseidon kid.

Yeah, it's like Deepak and Ice Poseidon have a kid. Deepak and Ice Poseidon have a kid. No, no, no.

Imagine she drops it on the floor. 400 baht. What? And get ice cream free. Okay, that's like 1,600. If you love ice cream for maybe Use this for discount, 100 baht. Yeah, I didn't know we're gonna eat here.

Maybe we can go up there. You want to go up?

Let's go up.

Look, same thing. The black swan. If the black swan has a baby with the white swan, what color is the baby?

So I never seen a brown swan.

Hello, what? Happy birthday!

Happy birthday!

Hello, what time is it? It's 7:30 PM. What, what do you

Chipmunk. I like chipmunk. Chipmunk. The shit monk. You said shit. I want to see that tree. It's got like raining lights on it.

I don't get it, the chat freezes on my phone. I gotta refresh the page.

I should get an Android phone. iPhone sucks. No, I want Android. The iPhone sucks. It's hard to see the tracks. It just— it freezes and then I gotta refresh the page to get it to move again, then it freezes again.

Didn't get any clips.

People don't clip much. I got this clip when I was looking at Bong Bong.

This should be the theme tune for my channel. Where are you going?

The news with Ice, he left Thailand, didn't even say bye to me.

I got a Samsung S10 Plus, but I left it at home.

Oh, I know it's in my bag, but I didn't charge the battery.

Pretend to check my stocks.

Let me here. Okay.

I feel kind of sad Ice left. Don't know why. Right, it's like the end of an era. The Thailand arc where they were all here and streaming is over, and I feel kind of— don't know, I feel like I'm left behind even though I was never really invited in the first place or even part of it in

the first place.

It was nice when they were here cuz I felt like, wow, everyone's here with me in Thailand. Now they've all gone to Japan. And I'm stuck here.

Feel left behind.

Maybe I'll go to the places Ice went to and be like, oh, this is where Ice used to be.

Why pretend about what?

Do you think that I think of you as a danger to be in his circle? Only in the terms of me being non-tent, because I'm pretty boring. I don't talk much. I don't really do anything funny. That's why in the taxi he was like, tell me something interesting about you, and I couldn't think of anything.

I'm not very interesting. The only interesting thing about me is I look like an incel but I get girlfriends and I cheat. That's like the only interesting thing about me.

And I complain a lot, I guess. That's like my thing. I complain a lot and I cheat and I treat women badly. That's like my thing, that I'm disrespectful to women and I'm like a man-child. But how do you turn that into stream content. I don't know. So I'm not good enough for Ice's CX gang.

I don't do crazy stuff.

I don't talk to girls and embarrass myself.

So if I was really funny and really crazy I just wouldn't care about the D-pad comments. It would still bring me on because it would be good content, but I'm just too boring. That's the problem.

The only reason someone would watch me is if you like my personality, and my personality is just not very nice.

Unfortunately, like, people like Chris Broad, Connor, they don't do crazy stuff, but because they're so likable, they can pull like 20,000 viewers. I'm not likable at all. I whine all the time. I look like a skinny nerd. I'm kind of racist and misogynistic. And a narcissist. So it's tough

for me to be a streamer. It's tough. The only reason I was good at— well, I wasn't good at it, but I did well streaming a couple years ago was because I had some viral videos and I had a big fan base from the No Friends video and like the sex doll stuff. But they got bored because

my streaming content is pretty lacking in luster.

Yeah, that's why I don't understand the Deepak thing, because he's also boring, but Ice loves Deepak. I think just because he looks like an Oompa Loompa. That's the only reason, is because he looks funny and he speaks bad English.

That's it, really. It. It's not much else to him.

If he looked like a normal Indian, I wouldn't give a shit.

And it's kind of funny and easy to manipulate Deepak with money, cuz he'll basically just like follow you around and be your slave in the hopes of making some money.

He basically do anything for money, like follow ice up to Mount Everest, carry all the bags, do whatever.

So it's like you got this little monk— well, not— I wouldn't say that word, it's kind of racist, but like a little slave, the jester, that you can control with

money, which is like the entertainment value, I guess.

Didn't you not show up at the time he asked? Yeah, I didn't show up on Sunday because I didn't— to be honest, I really didn't like— I didn't really like how I felt when I met Ice. It was kind of humiliating. Embarrassing and annoying.

And I can just tell if I met him again, it would be like that but way worse. Because, because if I met him again on Sunday, this time it would be like, okay, the entire day is dedicated to me and Ice, and I'm like the content for the day. So Ice would be on like 200% crazy mode

trying to get me to do some wild wild stuff, and I wasn't really interested in that.

So even before the Deepak thing happened, I was thinking how I could get out of this. It would just be like, I'll go, Daniel, let's go to a bar, and I want you to do this and do that, otherwise just go home. And if I refuse to do what he says, he'll just say go home.

Wait, let's— give me— let me hold it. Oh, it's melting.

I just want to hang out with Ice and like talk like the way he and Sus talk. They just talk about stuff like life in Thailand, business stuff, or I don't know, just like anything. I don't know why when Ice is with Sus they just sit down and chill and talk about life. That's what I thought we

would do, but I don't know, he just— he thinks I'm like a psychopath, like I'm this sociopath that he wants to mess with.

And he thinks I don't talk, but I wasn't really given great opportunities to talk.

It's hard to talk when you're just being yelled at to talk.

I don't know why Ice treats me like that, I guess just cuz the way I portray myself.

Yeah,

I don't think the views would have been worth it cuz as soon as Ice leaves leaves, it would just be this, like this. I'd go back to doing this, and any followers I get from him would just find it boring. Yeah, you want to go now?

It's like Ice wants to play therapy.

Therapist with me and untangle the mystery or something. I don't know, it's not really what I want to do.

What? You stuck? Help me hold this. How?

Wait, maybe there's a wider gap to pull it sideways. How on earth do you do that?

Crazy!

What happened? How's it stuck? Help me hold it. Hold what? Hold this. No, no, hold it. Yeah, yeah, hold this. Oh, this side too. Hold too, hold too. This one too. No, no, hold this. They're going to break it. No, hold this too. Okay.

How did she do that?

The bag's stuck in the bench gap. No, no, let me—

can ask your friend. What friend? This who have an idea for help me.

No, no, no, no, no. Can you open this? Oh, it's okay. Oh, you got it! Yay, good job!

The bench nearly stole her bag, but that's the content for tonight.

Uh, someone should have clipped that. It'd be funny. Have a content like this? Yeah, that's like funny random moments. Yeah, it's funny, it's funny. I'm not feel funny, I'm scared. Yeah, but it's funny for the viewers. No, I can't get my bag. It's like random funny moment.

Can't get my phone in.

Okay, Sus got into this position by stating his boundaries to Ice. Did he? I didn't see that. Yeah, maybe I got to be more assertive, be like, Ice, I want to talk to you grown man to grown man. Stop treating me like a psychopath when you're basically one yourself. You forgot the

Pizza. Put it in your bag. Okay, put it in my bag. Give you— I feel like I forgot something.

Something. Someone's in a good mood.

All this music is like from my childhood, the 2000s and the '90s. Spice Girls, Black Eyed Peas, Disney. I like to do this. Oh yeah, the heart sign.

Everyone that donated to Daddy. Mr. Willie.

Not Willie, Ollie. Mr. Willie. Many people. No, it's Mr. Willie. No. Oh, everyone.

Yeah.

Oh yeah, it looks nicer now. During the day, it looked kind of boring. What?

Penguin.

Oh, I've been yelling for what, 2 hours now? Yelling over this music.

Next activity is, uh, snow. Snow. Hima. Snow is hima. How'd you say it? Hima. What does hima mean? Why are you laughing? Hima means dog pussy, but

hima means snow. Oh, it's snowing.

Oh my God,

oh, it's getting in my glasses.

Oh, it's on my glasses.

Is it real snow? Oh, it is, it's melting on my face.

Whoa, look, it's foam! It's just foam! Oh, look! Your head, it's just bubbles, it's not snow.

You said it's snow.

It went in my mouth. It went in my mouth. It's okay. I don't like— no, that's fine. It's not dangerous. It's not dangerous. It tastes like soap.

It's safe. It's safe. Wow, you don't like the sea? Today is wonderful. I'm so happy.

Dance! I'm getting covered in this foam.

Oh, look at this, I'm getting covered in it. Oh, it's getting on my phone as well.

Oh my God, what's the name of this place? Chocolate milk. Choco milk. Yeah, I've got soap all over my phone. What's the name? It's getting on my phone.

It's getting all over my phone.

What? Like creamy,

creamy cleaning. Creamy cream cream. Oh my God, your head! What?

Oh my God, oh my God, it's loud.

Any half-martel?

Yeah, you want to go up? Go up the tower.

Do you want to go up the tower?

Hello.

You want to go up the tower? Tower? Okay, look.

Oh,

look at the machine.

How do we

go in?

This way, here.

Why

are

people standing on the staircase?

It's on fire! Oh, you're sick? Oh, I'm scared. Oh God. This is very high. Oh my God, it gets higher. Me too. This is pretty high.

Going. Oh my God, oh my God. Windy, more windy. Watch out, watch

I'm scared. Okay,

wow, go out. Yeah, but I'm scared. It's okay, we have

to go around.

Don't look down, don't

look down! Oh my God, how

do we get back in?

Where do we go? Oh my God, I'm scared. Why is that boy standing there? Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh

my God. Thank you.

Where's my girlfriend?

Oh my God, that was high. Okay, that was way higher than I thought it'd be.

Oh my God, the gum afraid of heights.

Oh, she's taking a picture.

Oh man, I want to go down.

I think she knows I'm going down.

Oh, my charging cable's dragging.

Oh, oh, oh my God, I've got vertigo.

Oh my God, that was scary.

Flamingo, look at this.

That looks very hygienic.

Where is she, girlfriend?

I forgot your name.

You

like it? What, you fly, fly now? Yeah, um, nearly. Why? You fine? No, I went down there. I'm scared, I don't like it. Me too. Okay, let me see.

Oh, that was scary.

The little ledge going around it was so small.

Hey, you want to put petrol?

No,

give me like this. That's your work, putting— yeah, this all work for you. So what, you work at the fuel station? Oh yeah, yeah, I worked in the petrol station, but But in the UK you do it yourself. Really? Yeah, the customer does it themselves.

I only did it once when I was learning to drive.

Such an old car. Look, it's American, left-hand drive. Can you open it? Cannot. Where's the gear stick? They gutted out the inside I think a car like this would have a gear stick, wouldn't

it? Do sexy pose.

Yeah, like this. Sexy pose.

Very nice.

Is it even a real car? What is it, a, a Bolt? What?

It's not a real car, is it? Is it? Never seen a car like that before.

I want it again. Got that.

What is this?

Oh my God, what's that?

Jurassic Park. When you move over there, you have a motion sensor.

Whoa, it's moving! Yeah, look, it's moving. Thing up there. Oh my God, yeah, yeah, I see. What is that?

Oh, it's got an anus. Uh-huh, it's got a bum hole. Oh really? Show me. Look, it's got a ball sack as well. Oh my God, look. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, head, a head over here. Look, it's got a bum hole over here.

Look, it's got a ball sack over here. No, that's a bum hole. What's that?

Where? Here. What is it? It's moving. Oh yeah, it's a leopard. Meow meow. This is not meow meow, it's a cheetah. Meow meow.

Animatronics. Why did they do a bum hole on it? I don't get it.

Oh, my legs hurt now.

Okay, let's go back. 2 hours here.

Guys like it.

Chlamydia pain? No, it's just leg muscle pain from never using my thigh muscles. When I went to Vietnam in those war tunnels, my thighs were hurting for like a week.

Chocolate bill.

I don't know why it's called Chocolateville.

Oh, sad music because we're leaving.

You love beer?

Kick.

Wow.

No, I'm okay.

What? I want to see that tree.

Wow,

go

home.

Please

take a photo.

Okay,

wait.

Okay, finished. Look.

Okay, it's good.

Okay, okay, I think it looks good.

Yeah. Is it hot in Thailand? Not very hot now. Well, it's kind of hot all the time, but not recently.

Like, uh, they made like a Japan— like USJ. Yeah, USJ. Yeah, Chocolate Wheel in front of the toilet. Yeah.

F? No, it's not F.

I want to— what, I'm going to stand here?

Oh God, it's not F, is it?

No, it's not F. Yeah, not F.

These cars are really cars to drive. They're so long and wide.

Imagine trying to park this. What? Where you going? I want to know how, um, how you owe it. What? How much you owe it? I want to know. I don't want to go in the toilet. Why not? Oh, over there. Okay, but I'm wearing a backpack. National Museum of Or is it a toilet?

How much do you think I weigh?

What's he doing?

Let's go. I weigh like 50 kg, I don't really care. And you gotta pay, you gotta pay.

Why are they all queuing up to weigh themselves? And it's raining. Where is she?

Okay.

Oh my God, it's raining.

It's raining a lot.

Kind of looks like Malaysia with this, um, style of building, like European building things, but tropical environment reminds me of Malaysia.

So how many are watching who didn't make a Kick account?

Come on, make a Kick account, it'd be fun. Just enter your email, make a password. That's it. Are you getting a little something something tonight? Maybe, but I'm kind of tired and full up, so I'm not really in the mood. When my stomach's bloated with food, I don't really feel like doing it. I usually most feel like

doing it when I'm bored and my stomach is not full of food. Blood Bucket refused to come to Kick. She's said no YouTube, no view. It's okay, I'll stream tomorrow. I'll do a desktop stream tomorrow. I can't really stream this on YouTube cuz all the bloody music. I would have been copyright claimed to Timbuktu from all that

Disney music.

Get in the car. Never shown you guys my car before.

Hold on, I need to take my backpack off. Wait for me,

my backpack.

Still streaming. I want to show them bit of driving before, just like 10 minutes. Don't show my face, otherwise they'll know where we're going to live, where we live. I need a drink.

From our home. Don't tell them where our home is. Yeah, I know, I just tell one hour secret. One hour. I made one only for you. Oh, thanks.

I think the Kick streams would be more fun cuz I don't have to worry about anything, but I wish more people would watch. What topic you Tell them now.

Nothing really. And then this— I just asked if they made a Kick account or if they're just watching without a Kick account. That's half hour. Don't tell them, they know it's half hour now. That's why. Just tell the phone.

I think I spent 1,000 baht today. Kind of put $30. Put music. Can I close it?

Yeah, put music. Put Thai music. Really? Maybe they want to hear what Thai music sounds like. This is a new town, I think.

Your mod on YouTube is in here, uh, Carrie B. I don't think she is.

I want to see Thai song. Yeah, no, show the radio, not your phone. Why? It does the news. Put 105. Oh no, 105 is English music. That was music, but it's not clear.

It's English. This one video. What video? What do you mean? I mean Chocolate Wheel and Open Music from the radio.

These kind of parks are all over Thailand. They're kind of strange because they're just full of these big teddy bears and weird stuff. It's like a UK, right? Yeah, it's like the UK if there were loads of animal bear things everywhere. I love you. Oh, your face! You show your naked face.

You like this?

Yeah, it's kind of European style.

I give 10 points. 10 points? I give it 6.2 out of 10. It's okay, wasn't much to do. I like the bubble foam thing.

But there's no chocolate. Why do they call it Chocolateville? I thought they'd have buildings like brown chocolate-looking buildings. Pineapple. See over there? Where? Where pineapple? This guy. What? What guy? What do you mean pineapple?

What about him had a pineapple. Yeah, I said— yeah, but what about him was pineapple? Where? His hair? His what? His hair. What, like Sam Pepper? Yeah.

Oh, we didn't come here. What is it?

It's just little houses.

Oh well,

show

you the roads of Bangkok.

You can tell none of the Ice Watchers watch me anymore because there's nothing in the comments saying anything about it.

What was that?

This is Thai music. Yeah, Thai music's not bad.

It's better than Korean music. Music and

Japanese music. I think no one seen this before. What, you guys seen a motorbike with a little shop on it? Yeah, wait, let me zoom in.

Where is it? Yeah, it's like a food vendor attached to a motorbike.

He's got his whole shop on a motorbike. 20 baht per one thing, one product.

Do they make good money?

People still poor.

I think Thailand have a, uh,

yeah, okay. March it. What's that? What? I'm just— you nearly hit it. Yeah. Oh my God, I didn't see behind this car. Speedboat or jet ski. Thing. I didn't see it cuz he not do the signal. Actually, he not to put some light

or red flag. Red light? Yeah, red flag. Red flag.

Yeah, be careful on the road. Thank you.

Kaprat Didi. Put gang. Put gang. It does have red lights on it.

What?

What time is USA? Don't know. 12? I think morning. Early morning or midday. Yeah, lunch. Lunch. Yeah. Did you have lunch already, guy? Guy?

You mean guys? Yeah, and not just one guy.

Channel's not that dead yet.

Can tell me the— someone want to listen this one? Easy to talk, easy to say.

Traffic jam, but it's 8 o'clock. Why is there traffic? Don't show that. Oh, I saw like this. Nearly docks us. Oh my God, you not listen me. I saw, I saw like this. Don't show the map. No one can't read. Maybe it's a Thai word. Yeah, but they can see the map with the lines on it.

Where do we go, Bai?

I don't know where we are.

She's not wearing a seatbelt. Yeah, she never puts it on. Don't tell anyone, they can see the red light blinking.

Yeah, why don't you wear a seat belt? Because I'm full up. It takes 1 second to put on and it could save your life.

You don't want to save your life? If I want to save my life, I will not talk with the dad.

In the UK, when I get in the car, my parents say, Daniel, put on your seatbelt first thing. My dad, he first, he checked everyone put the seatbelt on, and then he turns on the engine.

No, I'm just saying my dad was good dad,

always care about safety. And do things properly.

You have a good— you have a good mom, a good dad.

Yeah, I'm a good son. Huh? I'm a good son. What? I can't hear. What do you say? I'm the best son in the world. What do you say?

On your set again. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What car? Ah, right, you know this car? Where, where is it? Audi. That's an Audi. No, that's an Audi. It's got the 4 rings. I think someone know. I don't like Audi.

This Citroën? No, it's Audi. The 4-ring is an Audi. Audi logo. Citroën is 2 arrows.

Isn't it Audi, the 4 rings? Can you approximate? Approximate what? Say guess, not approximate. Can you guess?

No one says approximate. Oh, sorry, you teach Play, please. Yeah, why people are still watching you? Don't know,

they want to see Thailand. Show them traffic. Okay, Bangkok traffic jam. Speed fight. I will show them speed.

No, no, slow.

There's no speed limit signs anywhere. In the UK, everywhere has a speed limit, like 40, then 60, 30. You don't see a single speed sign. Everyone just drives As fast as they want, I guess.

Actually, you are a man, you have to drive. I'm scared to drive, crash your car. You have to do. I'm scared. If you're scared, you will cannot do anything.

I guess you just match the speed of everything in front of you. You don't need speed limit. Are they building new BTS here? They've got these concrete blocks stacked. They're going to build BTS here too. Oh my God,

never-ending. In the year 2050, Thailand's going to be covered in BTS tracks. This is the new BTS route.

I thought this was BTS Building Blocks. 54, 55. Yeah.

I'm young forever.

I wonder how far they're gonna build the BTS out, out of Bangkok. Maybe they should build a BTS to Pattaya.

Is

the

name wrong?

Ignore. Can you hear? Ignore. More, more. What?

I

don't understand. Conti. What does Conti

mean? What does wei mean?

Why does it sound like Cantonese?

Sounds like Cantonese.

My mom's language, Cantonese.

We don't— we haven't learned any of this in class.

Traffic jam.

What does Shen Mei mean? Shanmi. Why does it sound like Chinese? What does it mean? Shan? Shan? Yeah, right. That's Chan. Yeah. Why does it sound like Shan? Chan. Not Chan. Chan. But they said Shan. It's so hard to listen because they use the hard one. Said Shan. Me, not Chanmi.

Can you hear it?

Don't— yeah, what does donggan mean?

Oh, oh, donggan. Yeah, I think I've seen it before.

Oh yeah, donggan arai. What do you want?

You stream on Kick, why people can give us money? Cuz I made a program. Just put a link in my chat for the donation, they can click it. Botrix. Botrix. Post a URL link in my chat. Uh, need to top up money first? No.

Oh, register and top up money? What? No, before donate, uh, you just enter your PayPal

and then put my PayPal. No, you don't put my PayPal, it's already entered.

Don't like that song. Silly. Or is it singing about work?

Oh, I got $2! Who? Ailus84. Thank you,

$2! Do you like a little picture of my face? Uh, no, you like me? I'm green. You care to me?

My face green. Thanks, Alice. You alien? Yeah, I'm the Incredible Hulk. Asian Hulk.

You happy? Got $2. Yeah, I wanna ask him why.

Want me do? What do you want her to do? Yeah, say

thank you in Thai. Oh, what he say? Alos. Alos.

84. Go, go, go!

We're gonna get beeped.

Can you translate? I forgot what you said. You just said thank you.

I said he's so cute. Oh, I don't know how to say cute. Say narak.

Oh, did you say lightning? Yeah, lightning. Maybe we get a lightning show.

Rainy season is called rudu by my pee.

By my pee. Oh no, buy my pee is spring. Yeah, buy my

pee.

You want to buy my pee? No, I don't want you to buy my pee. Why? Crazy. Sing wrong way. Wrong way? What?

Not long way.

Oh my God, look! What?

What? New car? Yeah. Uh, this big market, last time we came here. Um, Jodd Fairs? Not Jodd Fairs. What? What What happened? Oh, that lorry was close. Yeah,

I wonder with my new SIM card, because I had problems streaming at Jodd Fairs before, but I got a new SIM card and it seems pretty good now. I actually haven't had any problems with my stream now since I got that SIM

card. Since I got the new SIM card, I haven't had any problems.

No problem, literally. Since I bought the AIS, we paid that 55. Yeah, they already fixed my problems. Also, I'm using, uh, bonding, but you have to top up 65 baht. 58 baht. Oh, I got such Mr. Miyagi. Who? Mr. Miyagi. $5. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. He subscribed. It means I get $5. Subscribe me, don't

subscribe that. No, I already— I already paid for lunch and half of dinner and for the arcade. I paid for dinner. You pay half. No, I paid all. You paid petrol? Yeah, I paid. Oh, you did petrol? 1,000. Uh-oh, you bought that? Yeah, and I paid for ticket.

Thank you, baby.

Tiger not It's not ask money, man. Really? I just want to test you. See, we don't need Ice Poseidon. I got my own community. Are you shit testing me? Yeah. You know what shit test is? Yeah. No, you don't.

I hope this BTS extension is finished quickly, but driving is fun though. It's more fun than standing in the train. Yeah, I know you're testing me, but I don't want to play.

I have feeling. You still— I got feeling too. Uh-huh. It's okay. I'm just worried about money. Why you worry about your money? Cuz so much. You not worry me in first. But I didn't ask you for money. What you want from me?

Nothing, just be with me. I'm happy. Yeah, do one hot dog.

Oh, oh, car crash!

How come I never see any car crashes happening?

Oh, there was one accident. We saw them on the side of the road on the way here.

Look at the price of petrol. I think it's 32 baht for unleaded. It's like less than $1 per liter.

Shell, isn't that UK? Sam, I think it's UK company. Isn't Shell a UK petroleum company?

Who owns Shell?

Oh, US. No, it's a US subsidiary of the Royal Dutch Shell.

Isn't the Royal Dutch Shell joint owned by the Dutch and the British? I don't know, I forgot now.

Wow, I got 6 subs now on Kick.

You know, if I got— if I got 100 subs, then I'd make more than I make on YouTube. No, that's too much. I'd never get 100 subs.

Hotel and other side. We live in here and this is central Bangkok and I take you here. We're far from Bangkok, aren't we?

We live nearly middle Bangkok. Why is my battery not charging?

You will pay, I think Tomorrow you will pay for your— pay my what? Your wrist. My wrist? Yeah. Why? Because you pay a punch. Oh yeah, we went to the arcade before starting the stream. You're not seeing me over there because we've been there before and I didn't know. I wasn't really in the mood. Yeah, we were

never seen that. Yeah, they did. I vlogged it when we went ice skating.

They had the punch bag, you know, you punch it and it gives you a score. And I did that, punched it hardest I could. Oh my God, the stupid high school boys were punching way harder than me. I was getting like 8,000 on the score, which I thought was pretty good, and then the high school boys came,

punched them, and they were getting like 10,000, 9,000.

800. Can't believe I'm weak. I'm weaker than a bloody high school boy, even though I do push-ups every day and I lift my dumbbells and bicep curls every day. My finger's bleeding.

I get this— I don't know what happens to my finger here in the corner every time. This finger only.

By yourself, I will give some medicine. This has never happened before where it starts bleeding. You want to take some? It actually kind of hurts. What kind of medicine? Antibiotic. Yeah, they must have been cheating. I don't know, they're just big, big boys. Broad shoulders, big log arms.

Yeah, I get this weird thing on my left-hand wedding fingernail in the corner. Some— it happens like once every few months where the corner of the fingertip gets swollen and painful, and then this little white dot appears, the pus comes out, and then it dries up and heals. But this time blood started coming out of it. I

think it's like the nail— ingrown nail. Yeah. But it's weird because I never noticed the nail growing and then piercing into your skin. So I think in the future I need to like make sure to trim the corner of that nail before it gets too long. It's so painful, I swear. It's like someone's sticking a needle under

my nail.

It only happens on that finger, not the other finger. Oh my God, what? That car is so fast. What car? You can't see?

Yeah, it's the right lanes for overtaking.

The nail has to be trimmed in a specific direction. Yeah, I really need to focus on it because it's so annoying.

It takes ages to heal. It takes like a week or more.

So painful. And

maybe I should trim it now, but it's really painful now around that area.

But I pulled back this— the skin around the nail to look at it, and it looks normal, like it's not sharp or anything.

I hate it, all these problems. I keep getting ulcers in my mouth as well. I've got another one under my tongue. It's not too bad, I don't really feel it, but before this one, last month, I had this really painful ulcer under my tongue

And it was getting kind of big before it healed.

I don't know why I keep— my body is just breaking apart in this country.

I don't know what is wrong.

Vitamin deficiency? I don't know. I take vitamin C tablets after dinner.

I got a lot of problems since I came to Thailand, like my hands, my tongue,

my skin, my poo. My poo is still weird. It's a bit better, but it's still like not one solid lump. And when I pooped in the UK, it would just come out as one solid lump. Talk about your story. It's just like my problem, cuz I don't know what to do to fix it. What's wrong?

I don't have this problem in the UK. It's

like the bacteria in my gut is not good.

Maybe it just takes time to get used to living here.

Are you sure you want to have a poop? In a hard poop? I just want to poo and then like just one. I can't help you, I will do for you. What? How? Yeah, I know how. I want it to come out as one or two pieces, not like a cloud. I eat meat every

No, that is not, uh, sticky meat. Sticky meat? Chewy. Chewy.

Chua Thai says that. Chua Thai. I just said

chewy. I said chewy. I'm so thirsty right now. You have any drink?

Don't have any drink? Drink. Thirsty because you talk so much.

Yeah,

it's very thirsty work. Tomorrow I'm going to stream on YouTube and I'll probably stream for like 10 hours. 10 hours and drink 2 bottles of water. Oh my God, never one can talk 10 hours. Yeah, I'm going to talk for 10 hours straight. Oh my God, I'm going to talk about my emotions now Ice left. You will

cry, show people. Yeah, my friend Paul, he my best friend

Now he's gone.

I was kind of hoping he would stay in Thailand a bit longer,

but that means he would not get released by the courts. Yeah, Ice is released. He let left. He's in Japan now. As soon as he finished the court hearing, he just left, got on the plane, didn't even stream or announce it or anything. Just got straight on the plane, straight out of here. He probably hates Thailand.

He's not going to come back ever again.

Bangkok. Yeah, I doubt he would ever want to come back After what— there's like the most— that was probably one of the worst experiences of his life. I don't blame him.

Well, I look forward to his Japan streams. Probably tomorrow he's gonna do one. This should be interesting. It was getting a bit boring though, the whole Thailand arc.

For how long was he here? For 2 months.

Yeah, it smells like poo. Not me. Smells like sulfur.

You're always bored even when it's not. I'm not always bored. I'm not bored now.

I take you outside for a few— forget it. I was kind of bored yesterday. I feel kind of bored at school now. Why are you easy to bore? I don't know.

You have to go out to find more. Go out every day, go to school.

I mean, look around the city. Ice doesn't like repetitive experiences. Yeah, it would be— I mean, that's what I was supposed to do with my channel, but I got lazy and didn't want to do anything. Then my channel died. Ice knows what he needs to do to keep his channel going, and if he just stayed at home

complaining about being bored all day, his channel would die as well.

What's he doing? U-turn in the middle of traffic? What?

I couldn't do what Ice does. The constant traveling, the constant having to meet all these random snipers and leeches, constantly trying to think of some crazy things to do for content.

Must be exhausting. Did you call to ask or say goodbye to him? No, I don't want to push it. I don't want him to get annoyed with me. Why not? Because he's obviously not interested in me,

and I'm— if I keep messaging him, it's like I'm this weird obsessive stalker. I don't want him to get annoyed and be like, Daniel, just fuck off, you're boring. I think that's probably it. Never one thing like that because you scared and you think by yourself, you think everything like you think. Yeah, I'm scared people don't like

me. Scared everything. Yeah, I'm very scared person.

I got bullied a lot at school. I'm traumatized by my childhood.

Look, many people in this restaurant.

Oh my God, how many people queuing up for that restaurant?

Cheap. Yeah, many people waiting

for— Jesus, so many. What is it though?

Is it yakiniku?

Hong Kong food. Hong Kong soup or Hong Kong food? Film your wife while driving. She's not my wife. Yeah, she took her mask off. I'm just a friend. No, not friend.

No, look, 1986. Is it your birthday? No, this is not— uh-oh, wrong. 19— your ex-girlfriend, right? No, my ex-girlfriend, 1995. 5 person? No.

Yeah, not more girl. My last girlfriend was 2020. 2020 person? No, it— she's not born 20, she'd be a baby. My last girlfriend was in 2020. She

was 1995. Why you like to have a girlfriend? I didn't have a girlfriend for 3 years. Older more than you? Ah, I don't prefer younger. Will you date me if you're 10 years younger?

No, when you're 26, I don't think you want to date me.

I don't want to date anyone.

I think girls are annoying when they're young from you. I will not date anyone cuz they got a lot of drama. A lot of social life. Young girls' life full of drama, like 25,

22. I want a stable life, not full of drama. Are you sure? Yeah.

But you make a drama by yourself.

Yeah, once upon a time there was a lot of drama.

Once upon a time in a country far, far away,

my life was full of drama.

Uh, wrong way again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's this place? Oh my God,

show what?

The signal plate. What plate? Number plate. Who's some beeping us?

No, did you beep us? He went beep beep someone, not us. Where is— yeah, this guy beeped.

Don't show that plate. What plate? Over there. What this called? I asked you.

Yeah,

oh, I didn't— because it's nearly— we're near home. Yeah, really? We're not near home. 10 minutes. Uh-oh,

can't show the road.

Uh, this, look, market. This is the market.

Um, I take you yesterday, uh, last time. What market? Forgot. George Fair. George Fair. This is George Fair. George Fair again.

Yeah, I want to go home.

Show the road to Chatuchak. Are we going by Chatuchak? You want to go? Are we going near Chatuchak? I can take you past this. Okay, because yeah, we can show them Chatuchak because I already been there many times.

Why them like to stay in— they don't, but they already seen me there, so it wouldn't be any harm if we drove near there and they see it.

Where are we now? I don't recognize this place.

Oh, that guy has a, a screen on the back of his motorbike.

Oh, this car's blocked.

Where'd he go? He had like an LCD screen. LED screen on the back of his bike.

Who's that? Sister.

Wow, like Christmas.

Dr. Pong, that billboard says Dr. Pong. Oh yeah, it's nice not having 4 times 30-second ads. Yeah, ad-free viewing experience.

And I'm not censored, I can play music, can swear.

It's so stressful streaming on YouTube and then seeing the dollar sign go yellow, and then you made like 70% less.

Although making 70% less is better than making 100% less.

Yeah, the problem with the Twitch ads is to make any decent amount of money, you kind of have to put the 3-minute ads every 30 minutes, otherwise they don't give you the good split, the rev— ad revenue split. They'll give you 30%, but if you increase the ads to 3 minutes every 30 minutes, they'll give you a

55% split.

But then the viewers hate it. 3 minutes of ads is insane.

Oh yeah, it looks— well, look at all the Japanese food. Sushi, ramen, kaiten, izakaya.

It

said please have a good year. Why was it in Japanese?

I told you yoi before, remember? Yoi means good. Thai people call Japanese yun. Yun? Yeah, because them small. Small? Yes, small people. We will— small body, big head.

It's kind of racist, but okay.

Yeah, that little market was full of Japanese stuff.

I swear Japan has the biggest influence in Thailand. You see little Japan markets and Japan stores everywhere.

Wow, like the UK. In the UK, it's dark everywhere,

pitch black.

In non-tent Harriet. But it was nice. I remember my dad picking me up at the airport, driving me back home, and it's middle— well, not the middle of the night, but late in the evening, and then it was pitch black. The first time you scared came to come to Thailand, you find even at home with you? No.

No, my dad came to Thailand before. I think he got prostitute.

Yeah, you know what it means? Yeah, I know. That's what my mom said. My dad was a massive incel until we met my mom. My dad couldn't get a girlfriend in the UK either. UK girls didn't like him.

Not manly, not funny, very shy.

So he went to Malaysia to look for a girlfriend. Yeah, he never

had a British girlfriend.

Yeah, shy. And she is Thai. Yeah, yeah, he was an engineer.

Now. Why you not same? I am the same. I couldn't get a girlfriend in my own country. I had to come to Asia. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Like father, like son. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

We're nearly home.

Guess gotta end the stream. Why are you saying we're gonna go to— oh, we're not at Jack's Shack yet. What, you forgot? I thought we were nearly home.

We live there, that building, our home. I wish.

You're turning into Suspenders. Well, at least I actually— me and my girlfriend actually talk. Unlike Suspenders with his mute girlfriend who just dead-eyed stares at nothing.

And I think my camera angle is way more interesting.

Interesting. It'd be boring if all you can see was my face the whole time.

Oh my God,

dynamic camera angles, not static. You wrong way, wrong way. Yeah, that's not the way.

I really don't get the appeal of Riri. Like, yeah, she's young, but she's too young. She's not even— oh no, one

No one. What happened? They're getting out the lightsabers. What are they doing? It's— cannot go inside. Why can't we go in there? Uh-oh.

I thought my viewers would go up as well when I go back to Japan, but it didn't. All my Japan streams just got the same numbers I always get, 100 average,

but I didn't do any videos videos, which was not really— it's kind of off-brand for me to not make any videos because back in 2020 I would have made like a series of videos, like try and dramatize it. Yeah, okay,

I point my camera down. It's okay, far from our home.

Yeah, I think— I don't know if I made a mistake not making any videos when I went back to Japan. I should have made like— tried to make like a series instead of just streaming every day doing nothing. But I wanted to do a subathon cuz I was inspired by Ice's subathon.

I remember in 2020 when I went to Korea, made that— I made— I made like very dramatized edited short videos to document my

loneliness, my journey.

I feel like that's more interesting for the viewers than just endless livestream of nothing, like edited with nice camera angles, a bit of talking, a bit of doing stuff, a bit of scenery.

I was never really a streamer. I was a vlogger first who did a bit of streaming on the side.

Leech Off Ice, I don't know. I don't think I'm gonna snipe him again. Number one, I doubt we'll ever be in the same country again unless we're both in Japan again, because he's never coming to Thailand again. And he's probably never coming to the UK ever again,

and I'm never going to America,

so I probably won't ever see him or talk to him again. I really would be surprised if I ever talked to him again.

The thing with ICE is you've got press back. Yeah, I think he likes the challenge.

I think he likes Sam Pepper because Sam Pepper always like presses him back. I think he likes the back and forth, and I don't really give any back, anything back. I just sit there and I take it because I don't really care about arguing. I'll let them say what they want to say, and then I'll say what

I want to say afterwards on a stream by myself where

they can't say anything anymore and I've got full control of the narrative.

Because I can't really overpower anyone in terms of debating or arguing because I've got a very soft voice, very timid. But when I'm on my own on a stream, I can just say whatever I want and I'm the— I'm the boss. I was gonna say the K-word. I should avoid saying the K-I-N-G word. I am the boss

of

my own stream.

Yeah, I'm very slow with the comebacks as well. My mind goes blank.

I think I can come up with some good points and counterarguments, but it takes me a few days to think of them.

I hope that Swimmer Nick guy snipes Ice. That would be pretty funny. It was so awkward when he sniped Sam,

but I guess

Respect to Sam for holding his ground. I would have just— I don't know what I would have done if that happened to me. I would try to get out of that situation as quickly as possible.

I would just let Nick talk and I'd be like, okay, yeah, okay,

and then I'll try and walk off,

and then I'll call him a stupid idiot after I left.

We're home now. Uh-oh, end stream. Okay, bye guys, gotta end stream now. Nearly home. Thanks for watching. Thank you everyone. Thanks for subbing. Bye-bye. Good night. Good night and have a good time.