getting fired from my job - UPDATES

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Uh, testing.

Just making a coffee. Where's the chat

box?

Oh, there it is.

Okay, I'm back. Just let me have some

coffee.

Okay, yeah, do you like my new colored

Assets and debts. What did

I miss? A car loan,

credit card. Oh, I missed the overdraft.

Damn it. Uh, I guess

I could put it on Always

miss something.

Overdraft is

1862. Oh my

God, 16,000.

They're beautiful. If only it updated by

itself without me having to do it

manually, that'd be cool. Unfortunately,

I don't know how to do coding.

I don't care about the box anymore, no one

donated.

Oh yeah, I forgot I

picked some plaque out my tooth earlier

and I put it onto the cup and I didn't

wash it off. Oh well, flick it over there.

Well, I could feel something on the back

of my tooth, so I went like that and I

picked it, and then this big chunk of

plaque snapped off, and it

looked weird. I should probably

get the dentist pick thing and have a look

at it. You get a little mirror as well.

Okay,

how's my

shorts doing? Um, shorts taking a

temporary breather.

Yeah. So I got a message from the boss

today. He said, hi, Daniel, how are you?

I said, I'm good. Any updates on my ID

status? And he just said, you should

be unbanned now. So I checked and And I'm

still banned. So I said, no, I'm still

banned. And then he said, I'm going to

chase it up now to get you reactivated by

tomorrow. And I said, okay, thanks.

He said he was told it's working.

God, this company sucks.

I'm still banned. What do you mean you're

going to chase it up now? How about you

chase it up a week ago? Would be nice when

you said you were going to chase it up.

How does the manager not even know why I'm

banned? And then I just—

I got an email today from the company

saying that they had a delay in uploading

the invoices, which is why I still don't

know how much money I made in April

because they haven't uploaded the

invoices. So they uploaded half of it

today and it just tells you how much money

you've made every day. But I'm not adding

it all up. I want to wait for the invoice.

That's had it already added up together.

Yeah, so the management is complete

shambles. They can't even get the invoices

sent out on the day they're supposed to be

sent out. Manager doesn't even know why

I'm banned. They can't even get a reply to

the manager to explain why I'm banned or

get me unbanned. And then they told him

I'm unbanned when I'm not unbanned. So he

said he's gonna try and get me reactivated

tomorrow, which seems unlikely.

I mean, if they're going to give me my job

back, I guess I'll go back to work because

I'm not going to say no to easy money, am

I? And I kind of need the money, to be

honest. Yeah, the management is

a complete mess. I don't know what they're

doing. They can't even get parcels to the

right places half the time. Everything

just goes wrong all the time. Like, oh,

the truck's broken down. No parcels for

today. I don't know why they're so—

how come Amazon can do it but Evry can't?

What country is Evry from? I bet it's

French.

They need to go, I don't know, pinch

someone from Amazon and get him to sort it

all out for them since they don't know how

Yeah, one time in my sacks of parcels, I

had one parcel addressed to Falmouth,

which is like 5 hours drive away. Why is

it in there? That poor person's not

getting their parcel anytime soon, or

ever. Don't even know what happened. I

just put it back with the other parcels

and then it just disappears.

Didn't you make a video trashing them

already? Yeah, it'd be fun if I get my job

back after I trash them.

Has market tanked yet? Oh my God,

Traveling Trader said when Trump stops

speaking, market's gonna tank. Where's the

So annoying. All Trump has to do is say,

oh, it's going to be so great, and then

the market pumps.

What did he even say that would make it

pump that much? So stupid. What he said

was, we have the best tractors, the

biggest tractors. We had a great deal.

Oh, it's still going up. Oh my God,

I'm like 6% away from getting margin

called.

This is the dumbest market I've ever seen.

It goes up and down and up and down in

such massive movements. One minute

you're up like 25%, and then next day

you're down 30%, and then next day you're

up 20%, and then next day you're down 50%.

Why can't it just like go down and stay

down, or go up and stay up?

So annoying.

It's supposed to go down. Why is it going

up still? Trump stopped talking, didn't

he? I'm 5% away from getting margin

called.

Why would you short the market when it

went down because of Trump tweets? It went

up because of Trump tweets. What do you

mean? Why would I buy the market

after it's gone up from Trump tweets?

Idiot.

Well, if I get margin called, I just have

to jump right back into all the shorts.

It won't really make a difference, I

guess. It's just annoying.

God, I was so close to £10 and now I'm

down to £5.66.

You seem composed and calm after job loss.

Yeah, because it happened like a week ago

and I don't really care anymore, to be

honest. It was just a surprise. I got a

message from the boss after over a week.

So he's— I don't know, maybe they're like

desperate to get me back because no one's

delivering my parcels and they're all

building up. Imagine I go back and there's

like 1,000 parcels.

If he contacted me, then they must need me

I know how to stop the market pumping.

I'm gonna put a massive long. How about

that? Fuck you, Trump.

It's going down.

Okay, I'm, I'm going long with all

my account. I mean,

now market's going to tank. Watch this. I

I'll show you.

I'm long now with my entire— I'm long and

short with my entire account.

Suck it.

Now the market's just not gonna move, is

it? It's just gonna stay still.

I bet the market just freezes now and

doesn't move at all. I'm 100% long

and short at the same time.

Why would you go long and short? Because

if it's still going up, then I will make a

tiny bit of money before it starts coming

back down. I made 3p— 5p!

I'm up 6p.

I'm putting my stop loss at breakeven.

I'm up 5 pence.

Oh wow, thanks. Post more English

countryside ads. Uh, I can't be bothered

to go out. There's no

reason to go out anymore. I thought I

might go to Kit Hill again for a walk,

maybe on the weekend. I just— I don't want

to spend £5. I'm gonna go there and then

drive back and spend £5 charging my car

I'm up 8 pence. I'm gonna lock in.

I'm gonna lock in— I'll

lock in 7 pence.

Whoa, I'm up 15 pence now.

I'll put my stop loss at 10 pence.

Let's guarantee 10 pence. Triggered! I

just got it. Easy money, 10 pence.

Wow, look at it go. What is it doing?

It's like going up

and down. What is

going on?

Yeah, there's no fees.

You don't pay fees on CFDs.

Okay, I've got to find something

else to distract me with apart from

staring at this stupid market.

Those debts are insane.

Yeah, it do

be like that.

Yeah, of course I'm trading CFDs. I'm not

like trading shares and

then make it— you can't make 10 pence if

the market moves 0.111%.

No, I'm not

liquidated. I'm 5% away from getting

margin called. Oh, I shouldn't have sold

my long. It's still going. Oh my God,

this fucking market.

So after, after 1 month in

Travelling Traders Discord, I went from

£4.50 to £5.58.

Wow, I made a pound.

Amazing performance.

Started at $20. No, it started at £20,

not $20.

Hmm, very difficult. It's all traveling

trader's fault. He kept saying, oh, we're

gonna come down. Oh, we're gonna fade

Trump's tweet.

I swear, if I didn't— if I just didn't

listen to Travelling Trader, I would have

lost less money. I'm not paying again for

another month.

I think I got sunburn on my nose.

I've been sitting in the sun too much.

It's just so relaxing to sit in the sun,

but then you get a bit sunburned.

Okay, time to ban some people. Lily

banned.

JS banned.

Who's next?

I noticed his bags. What bags?

Those aren't bags.

Oh, traveling trader. Well, say traveling

trader then. Can't even write a damn

sentence. If you put he, then obviously

I'm gonna think you're talking about me.

I've never had bags under my eyes.

I banned like 4 people from the Discord

last night because they were talking shit

about me when I was sleeping and they

thought I wouldn't notice. They were

saying that I weigh 40 kg.

Imagine thinking I weigh 40 kg.

I weigh like 52 kg.

Well, when I was in Thailand, I weighed 52

kg, but I really doubt I've lost

much weight since I left Thailand. I look

pretty much the same, don't I?

Maybe lost 1 or 2 kg. I wouldn't have

lost 12 kg. That would be insane.

Yeah, I got 4,520 in stocks and

crypto. My Ethereum is doing pretty well.

People need to know the place. I have all

the power, so better watch what you say.

People are stupid to think, oh, they can

talk shit about me in a place where I can

ban them. Go do it on the subreddit

or one of the side Discords if you need to

do that. Don't come on my Discord or my

live chat where I can ban you.

So why talk shit? Are you stupid?

You think I'm not going to ban you? Piss

me off enough, I'll just ban you.

So what is the point? I'm just

wasting my mouse clicks.

You don't give me any money. You probably

got adblock as well. So you not being here

anymore doesn't really make any difference

Basically worthless existence to me. If

you got adblock and you don't donate,

then you're like dead to me. I don't need

you in my Discord or my YouTube.

And you're talking shit about me. So it's

like 3 things that you don't benefit

me with anything.

I don't know, people like to make up weird

rumors about me and, uh, just say things

that are not true as if they are true,

and I'm constantly having to correct

people.

How is saying 40 kg an insult? Because

they're saying I'm like a prisoner

of war prisoner,

or I weigh 90 pounds when I don't.

I weigh like 50 kg, which is 110 pounds.

Imagine what I'd look like if I was 40 kg.

I would look like I'm about to die.

If you're going to make fun, at least get

the facts right.

Yeah, I must have weighed less in Osaka

from all the walking. Now I'm not really

doing anything and I'm eating a lot of

junk food. God, I'm down 60% now

on my shorts. I can't believe it.

It just keeps pumping.

It's insane.

Just unbelievable.

Hmm, not much you can do, I guess.

The thing is, I'm not really day trading

anymore. I'm just holding shorts since

last week. I'm basically swing trading. I

haven't done any day trading for over a

week now. This is not

day trading. This is swing trading.

Day trading is supposed to be you see a

setup, you're in and out, and then you

close it within the day. You don't hold it

overnight. My problem is I hold it

overnight and then I get destroyed because

some tweet gets tweeted or there's news

and then I wake up and I'm down 50%. I

yeah, I'm still biased short.

It's just, you know, it's hard. Because it

just keeps going up and then it comes down

and then you're like, oh yes, I was right.

And then it just shoots back up again.

And it's done that like 4 times now.

It's getting hard to bear with it.

Yeah. So apart from stocks, what else is

going on? Boss said he's chasing

it up. And try and get me reactivated

tomorrow. I'm actually hoping he doesn't.

I don't want to go to work, to be honest.

He said, I'm chasing now to get active

tomorrow. Yeah, I don't really want to go

back to work. But then if he says, great

news, Daniel, I got you back on, I'll be

like, oh, fuck's sake. I'd be an idiot to

not take the money though, would I? I'd be

so stupid to not just take the easy £30-40

a day for driving up and down a few hours.

I just hate doing it,

but then

the money's nice.

It would help me pay stuff off quicker.

Well, if I get the job back again, I'll

just carry on doing it. Badly. And then

until I get fired again for real this

I do feel kind of bored not having

anything to do in the morning.

And then if it rains all day, I just feel

so miserable.

Guys, someone tell me when the market

starts tanking. I'm not looking at it

anymore. Maybe power hour and then

market close, it'll tank. Yeah,

boss messaged me today. He said,

he said he was told that my account is

back, but it's not. So I don't know why

they told him that, and I'm still banned

I'll try and log in now.

User is disabled.

Okay.

Yeah, with OnlyFans, YouTube, and the job,

I could probably make nearly $3K a month.

I don't know. If he gets me

back on, then I guess I'm going back to

which is kind of annoying because I don't

really want to go back, to be honest.

But there's no other job I want to do. I

can't think of any other job that'd be

easier than this job. Any other job would

be way harder, way longer. This job is

actually very flexible because you can

just turn up whenever you want.

No, I didn't say I make 3K. I said if I do

the job and do all this, I could make

nearly 3K. Why don't you people listen?

Is it that hard to understand my English

or something? I said if. Do you not

understand the word if? It means I'm not

currently making $3K, but if I do

the job, OnlyFans, and YouTube, I could

make nearly $3K. Oh my God, it's like

talking to my mum where she doesn't

understand anything I'm saying and then

she gets mad at me. Fucking idiots.

For God's sake, learn fucking

English.

I hate it when I say stuff and then I've

got to say it again and then

people misunderstand anyway. And then they

start spreading rubbish about me like,

oh, Daniel says he weighs 40 kg. No, I

didn't. I never said anything like that.

Daniel said this. Daniel said that. No, I

I didn't say any of this.

God, I don't know what is wrong with

people these days. It's like you just

don't know how to listen properly and then

you mix up all the facts.

I'll buy a damn scale to prove how much I

weigh, and then you can all shut up. And

then I'll buy— I've already got a tape

measure, actually. I could measure my

height.

I'm just annoyed because I thought I was

going to make my money back with my shorts

today, and instead stupid Trump going on

and on and on about nothing, and then the

market rips.

I'm not 47 kg. I don't know, I was 52

in Thailand. I might have lost a couple kg

since I got back.

Might be able to do barbecue tomorrow.

It's still cloudy.

It says Friday is sunny,

17 degrees, so I've got to take the steak

out to defrost maybe tonight.

Yeah, not really much going on, to be

honest. I'm just waiting for my damn

stocks to go up so I can sell it and then

pay my credit card. I'm so close. Look,

I'm at £4,520. I just need a couple

hundred pounds more to pay the Amazon

card.

And then the overdraft would be paid at

the end of this month when I get my

YouTube money.

Why do I have so much debt? Because I

moved to this stupid house for

a stupid girl that got me into stupid

thousands of pounds of debt, and then she

dumped me.

Otherwise I wouldn't have the Amazon card

debt, I wouldn't have the overdraft debt,

I wouldn't have the car debt. I got the

car debt so I didn't have to pay it

monthly anymore. Yeah, I do

like the house, but I wouldn't have moved

here if I was single, and then I wouldn't

have gotten into all this debt.

I only owed my mum about $8K,

$9K, so I could have sold all my stocks

and paid her off. But no, I had to sell

half my stocks to pay for this house and

the furniture and the rent and stuff.

Deposits, Airbnbs.

And then I got IKEA debt because I had to

buy furniture and I got Amazon debt

because I paid car insurance, rent.

Council tax, new phone, new tire.

I feel like just selling the car, to be

honest. Like,

even if I do the job, how long would it

take to make the amount of money I would

instantly get from just selling the car?

It will take me a year of work. A year.

It will take me a year to earn the amount

of money I would get if I just sold the

car. A year.

I don't even go anywhere anyway.

Fuck bullshit, chief.

Market's tanking. I told you. Come on,

tank it. Oh, my balls are so itchy.

Fucking hell. Just pinch it really hard

But if I sell the car and then I get a new

girl, then I need a car,

don't I?

Get a manual petrol, maybe.

I just— I want to get these stupid red

numbers off my screen.

Stupid Barrick Gold doesn't move at all.

You know why? It's because of the Mali

thing. If the Mali situation gets

resolved, it could move, but until it

does, it's like a dead fish.

Keep the car until your house contract

Well, as long as I don't get— I don't

know, as long as I don't get kicked out,

I should be able to live here as long as I

want. Bit weird the landlord didn't reply

to me when I paid rent.

Usually he'll say thanks. Didn't even

So it really depends what happens in July

when the contract ends, because he could

tell me to leave. I don't know.

He could. He can't now because we've

signed a contract, but after the contract

period ends, he could. I don't think he

And then I don't know what I'd do if I had

to leave. So a lot of mental stress trying

to get a new place. Or I just get a

van and live in the van. I'm like, fuck

it, I can't be bothered paying rent and

council. I'm just gonna live in the van

and I'll never shower and I'll piss in a

bottle and I'll poo in the beach.

And then I'll just park up on the moors

and eat huel and then livestream all

day long.

No rent, no council tax, don't need to buy

food. I just get bags and bags of fuel.

Can't really do OnlyFans though unless I

do it in the van, which would be weird and

hard.

Because I could do van life for the summer

until it gets cold and then sell the van

and then go to Thailand. I've got

to sell the monitor, the sofa and the bed

and the furniture, get rid of all the rugs

and stuff. So everything can fit in the

van. And then I'll get a van, then I'll

sell the car, and then I'll leave this

place, and then I'll just go park up at

Kit Hill because there's no barriers,

there's no police, there's no security.

There's just like a free open car park.

I'll just go park there or

on the moors. There's loads of little

parking places on the moors. Where it's

basically just like a patch of ground

where people park when they go walk the

Oh, looks like market's tanking. I told

you. Whoa, market tanking.

I'm up 40 pence. Whoa, look at it go!

I told you.

Come on, tank. No, don't go green,

stupid fucking idiot.

Banned. Ban the fucking stock market.

Ban from my chat.

Why would I go to Thailand? Because it's

cheap and warm and I wouldn't have to

bother getting a new rental and suffering

in the cold of winter.

I'm banning the stock market from making—

it's going down. I've got to stop

shouting. People were saying they didn't

like my streams anymore because I keep

Wake up, stupid fucking idiots using my

streams to sleep. Get the fuck off.

It's not an ASMR channel.

Yeah, I wish I never broke up with Vasta.

Massive mistake.

She was just cool with everything. I was

able to Discord, I could stream, I could

do probably OnlyFans.

So annoying. And she was just like really

sweet and nice and funny with a little

goofy accent.

Fucking messed up again.

Life in Thailand just seems so much better

than this. I mean, what even is this?

Sitting in a stupid house all day staring

at the fucking stock market because I'm

bored.

Just— I keep imagining like if she— if we

were still together and like she comes

over and visits, I pick her up at the

airport, I take her to Kit Hill on the

beach. Do a barbecue in the garden. She

doesn't whine and moan at everything I do.

God, I wish— biggest mistake ever made

since breaking up with Chihiro.

Second biggest mistake ever made,

breaking up with Fasta.

These older ladies, they're keepers.

Yeah, I saw one of my older videos from

last summer and it said I'm in massive

debt and the numbers on the screen were

just about $12K. Now look at it.

I'm in double the debt I was in last year.

Why am I in double the debt I was in last

year? Last summer I was only in debt for

like $11K. Now I'm in debt like

26K.

Oh my God, I'm never gonna get out of this

fucking nightmare.

I can't do anything.

What would I do if I had no debt?

I just don't know.

Sometimes I just feel like I want to pack

everything into a backpack and Jump on a

plane, start a new life.

How long would Cripps let you stay at her

place? She said as long as I like.

Apparently I can get 6 months in Canada.

Oh no, what if her house smells bad or

I'd probably get bored there as well.

I don't really want to go to Toronto, to

be honest. From my experience, all Western

cities, shit, are shit. Full of

homeless, beggars, criminals, bad, low

crime, high crime rate, expensive.

I've never seen a decent Western city.

I hate Western cities.

And isn't Canada like, I don't know,

hillbilly-ish?

It's just, I don't know, I don't really

like the idea of it.

I'd rather go back to Thailand or maybe

Why do they make the cars so easy to dent?

What's the point? Why don't they make it

out of plastic? They make it out of metal

because it's supposed to be sturdy, and

then you just slightly knock something and

it dents the stupid door.

You don't want to be in $20K debt in

Thailand. Yeah, I know. That's why my plan

was I was going to come home, sort out my

debt, and then think about traveling. Oh,

wow. Look, the market's tanking more.

Yes, I think it's topped. That has to be

the top. Yeah, I didn't want to be in

Thailand anymore because I was in that

massive debt and I thought I'd come home.

Free rent, focus on YouTube, make money.

I'll pay off that £10K easy. £10K became

£15K. £15K became £26K now.

And I've only made from Amazon and Every

and Uber Eats. I've made about £8,000

maybe. So the car cost me like £15,000.

I've made about £8,000 from delivery work.

But most of that has gone towards rent,

bills, charging,

Airbnb.

So what's the point?

I've got $1K locked up in a deposit for

the house, which I might not get back if

they inspect the house and they don't like

what they've seen. I've ordered some

gardening gloves. From China so I can do

weeding. So I guess I got to

pull the weeds out, don't I? Stupid gravel

garden. What's the point of having gravel

garden? I don't get it. Like, why don't

just have a lawn? Oh, gravel garden so

it's easier to maintain, but it's not.

It's covered in weeds now and I can't cut

the weeds down cuz I can't put a lawn

mower over gravel. Now I got to pull out

every weed. With my hands,

and it's ugly. I think a lawn would be

much easier to maintain because then you

just run the lawnmower over it.

I didn't get arrested for breaking

promises. I was breaking the promises for

the whole time I was there. If it was

arrestable, they would have picked me up

on the first day I started. I need to poo.

There was no poo, it was just loads of

gas. It just went like

a balloon. I don't know where all this gas

came out from. Yeah, so I was saying,

I guess July will be a pivotal moment. We

find out if I have to leave this place or

if I'm gonna carry on living here when the

contract ends.

Why is your mum's debt included? That's

not her debt, it's money I owe my mum

because she helped me pay for my taxes.

When I was a famous YouTuber, I made a lot

of money, $200,000, and I

didn't pay my taxes properly, and then

they found out. And they gave me a fat

penalty plus late payment interest

fees. And then I thought getting a car

would be a genius idea to make money

because now I can get a job. And now I

don't want to have a job anymore because

I'm fed up with it. I don't want a job.

So now I'm stuck with this car that I

don't even use. I don't even use

it more than once a week, maybe. God damn,

my hair looks good today. I don't know why

it looks so good.

I don't know. I spent— I probably spent

all of it. The 200K. It's all gone. I

don't have any money left. The only money

I have is the 4K in my stocks.

I don't even know where that came from.

That was probably part of my dad's

inheritance money. Out of $20K, I lost

$10K of my dad's money, and then I spent

the other half on rent stuff and moving

here.

So that $4K is like, that's probably the

remnants of my dad's inheritance payout.

Worst case scenario, you can live in a car

for a while. Do you think I could?

Yeah, I mean, I could, couldn't I? If I

put the back seat down, I don't know,

unless I put the front seat all the way

back and I like lean back into it, I could

A Toyota Those Toyota cars, they can put

the seats right back down, can't they? I

don't think mine does that. Yeah, I could

just live in the car instead of getting a

but I have to really commit to that

because I'd have to get rid of all my

furniture, wouldn't I? And my monitor and

everything. I have to be super minimalist

and then just live out of the car somehow.

Doing what? I'd just stream the whole day

sitting in my car.

Or I don't know, really.

I think I'd just get really bad back and

bad neck and it'd be horrible and kind of

scary sleeping in a car, wouldn't it?

I don't like the idea. I think I should

just get another place to rent. Get

another place to rent or go back to Asia

and hope that I could just stream and make

money or

go home to my mum. That would really suck

because if I have to go back to my mum,

it basically means that I can't live by

I mean, I don't really know what the

long-term goal is here, to be honest.

The goal was to have a girlfriend and live

together. That was my main goal,

but that's just getting further and

further away.

Yeah, if I could get a girlfriend, she

moves in, then she pays half the rent,

that'd be great. Then I pay half the rent

and then I get sex every night and I don't

feel lonely. Sounds like a win-win.

Sunny was your best bet? Yeah, but then

I'd have to get a full-time job, which is

not what I want to do.

I want to do nothing and have no ambition.

And not work and have a hot girlfriend who

pays half my rent and live in a house,

not with my mum. How can we achieve that?

Ask AI. And she has to be

a 10 out of 10 with amazing bum, gorgeous

face, and young and not stupid

and annoying. Why is that so difficult?

Is that so much to ask for?

Would I go back to Faster? No,

because I know if I stay single,

eventually I'm going to have sex with a

new woman. And the prospects

of that sound more enticing than going

back into a relationship. With someone

I've already done it with like a thousand

times. That'd be like— imagine you've

got the future chance of having a new car,

but then you go back to your old car. Oh

wow, thanks, Kellen. Crypt made the whole

server bully Cake out of your Discord,

teaching Shay Crypt was jealous that you

liked Cake instead of Crypt is too ugly

for you. Yeah, but it feels like the whole

Discord wants me to get with Crypt, so

they just bullied off all the other girls

like Cake.

God, I would have banged Cake so hard.

Even if she was a guy, which I don't think

she was, but I mean, if she was a guy,

that body is pretty nice. I wouldn't even

care if she had a penis. But yeah, she did

seem super flaky, and I wouldn't have

risked— she would have been extremely high

So it would have been extremely foolish to

go to Canada for such a high-risk trade.

No money, lives with dad, very volatile

personality. I don't know. Which would not

be a good idea.

She just looks hot and she's young.

I must be banned from chat. No,

not banned.

Maybe getting my job back would be a good

thing. Maybe I am going a bit mentally

insane not having a job. It was— I guess

it was good for me mentally and

physically, financially.

I was getting a bit fed up, mainly

because, hmm,

I don't know.

Certain houses are very annoying to get

to. Oh, market's tanking.

I'm telling you, it's fading. It's gonna

fade this entire move. Thank fuck.

Trust in traveling trailer. I mean

traveling trader. Oh wow, thanks, Kellen.

Crypt stalked Cake and told her to fight

her, plus Crypt is old washed up and all

the males in your Discord already they

seen her noodles and pushy before you.

Noodle. Yeah, I wonder if Crip said

anything to Cake in the DMs, like, get the

fuck away from my man, bitch. If I see you

downtown Toronto, I'm going to shank you.

Something crazy like that. Because they

live so close to each other. It's kind of

weird. They both live not in,

but probably around Toronto.

Yeah, Cryptos was definitely very upset

and jealous when I was splurging,

splashing at CAKE.

Damn, my Ethereum must be printing.

I doubled my Ethereum holding a couple

months ago. I'm up like 15%.

Damn, look at Ethereum.

2046. I'm going to be nearly 60 years

old when that year comes.

I wonder if any of us are going to see the

year 2100. That'd be so crazy.

The summer of 2100. I think now the years

sound cool, like 2026, 2025, 2024.

What are they going to say when in 100

years? What, 2146, I guess.

20, 21, 22,

2150. It doesn't have the same ring as

1999.

What's that sound?

What is that sound?

I've got this big black bag of rubbish,

but the refuse— refuge— is it refuge or

refuse? Refuse rubbish collection isn't

until the 15th.

I could just take it to the dump. Oh, and

I got a threatening letter from the TV

license people saying they're gonna come

to my house. On the 15th.

I don't get it. I don't have a TV. What

are they gonna do? They'll just say, do

you have a TV? And I'll say no. Do you

watch BBC? No.

How are they gonna prove it? Well, show me

your phone. We have to check. Oh crap,

my battery. Uh, so I went on the website

and I just declared that I don't need a

license. But they say they will sometimes

check. What, you're gonna check

to see what I'm watching? It's the

stupidest thing ever. Idiot. I wouldn't be

surprised if Crypt butters you up and then

pulls a Sun because she gets violent when

she's jelly, not to mention she lives in

the ghetto. Oh, thanks.

What was that sound?

Hmm, yeah, I have had my share of

experience with women falling in love with

me and then going a bit nutty.

God, look at the market go! Come on, give

me back my money. Fucking Trump. Not

liking Trump so much now.

I swear, girls just go all weird and crazy

when they fall in love with me, and then

they start trying to control me and stop

me from doing stuff.

Well, I hope Cripps knows that I will

never change. I will always be chatting

to multiple women.

Um, and also I don't care about anyone but

myself, and I'm broke, so I'm not really

much of a catch, to be honest. Also, I

suck at sex and I just do missionary.

And only lasts about 10 minutes.

And I'm very boring. I just sit at home

all day doing nothing. So if that

sounds good— well,

if the girl starts fingering my butthole,

I really can't last. I just nut almost

straight away.

10 minutes is stretching it. Stretching

what? Yo anus.

My bum still hurts actually. I still can't

make any OnlyFans stuff because I've

injured my anus. Hurts when I poo and I

wipe. I gotta wipe really carefully now.

Not easy being gay.

Cake didn't deserve to get death threat.

Yeah, I know it was a bit harsh, wasn't

Even all the guys were like, "Why do you

want to get with Daniel? You know he's

just gonna hurt you." Everyone was trying

to chase her away.

What am I supposed to do? Ban everyone.

Thought you'd do more to counter what they

were saying. It's kind of hard when it's

like just me against, I don't know, 15

people.

And also, Cake didn't make things easy

the way she just— I don't know, she was

like lashing out at people and then also

telling everyone about every detail of her

life that could be used against her as an

Whoa, market's tanking. I told you.

We're back to £6.20.

How much am I down? I'm only down 46% now,

not down 60%. We're so

tanking. We're fading the rest of the day.

I'm telling you, 45%.

Yeah,

I'm safe. I'm not getting margin called.

There's no way it rips and goes higher

than this. That was it. That was the high.

If you managed to stick with your shorts

through that, we're— we

are golden for the downside. There's no

way it gets higher than that. It's too bad

my shorts are so far down, but it's

like the market's up here, my target's

down there, my shorts are in the middle.

Not ideal.

Let's see

what traveling trader says.

Hmm, nothing really.

It will pick up again, yeah, for power

hour. Yeah, it might have a little rally

power hour, then it will sell off after

market close, and then Tokyo session is

probably going to sell it off.

I'm not blocking anything. What are you

trying to type?

So annoying, people keep accusing me of

deleting comments when it's not me, it's

the YouTube auto mod. If you like type

effing stupid fag, obviously the

comment is gonna be not posted.

Do you not know anything about YouTube?

You know if you type really vulgar

comments, it gets deleted automatically.

It's not me. I'm not even touching the

computer. Don't say I'm deleting the

comments. I'm not doing anything. Fucking

accuse me.

You can't type swear words into the

comments too much, otherwise you'll get a

warning. Yeah,

even I can't type certain words and I get

my own comments deleted.

Yeah, I blocked the Sunny Words, but I

guess I don't really care now because she

threatened me. She said

she's gonna call the police, and then I

got scared. Oh, my invoice

is here. Oh, let's see how much money I

made in April. Oh my god, I'm nervous.

The April invoice just dropped. How much

do you think I made? I'm gonna guess

£840.

How about you?

Why is it so tiny? What?

I made £1,044! Oh my God, I need that job

back. Holy shit.

£1,044.

What? I delivered 2,015

parcels.

£1,044.

That's pretty good. Maybe I do want my job

back. I wonder if I can get my job back.

Yeah, 1,044.

Higher parcel volume. Yeah, I've

definitely been getting more parcels in

April compared to March. So Yeah,

when do I get the money?

1,044. I thought it's gonna be like 700 or

something without the bonus booster pay.

In March I made 908.

April, 1,044.

Damn it, I was hoping it's gonna be a crap

number and I'll be like, oh, I don't even

care about the job anymore if that's all

I'm getting. And now I'm like, wow,

that's pretty good actually.

Oh my God, market's bouncing on that

previous high from before the Trump

speech. If it can break through that,

then we're going down.

So I think I've already had half of it

because the way it works is you're allowed

to withdraw half of your earnings as soon

as you get them, which I've been doing.

So I've already withdrawn half of it, so I

should get the other half next week,

which should be about £500. Technically,

if you only get 50% early and I've already

taken out 50%, then I should get the

remaining £500 Damn, it'd be pretty nice.

That means this month I'll get like £1,200

YouTube, £100 PayPal, maybe £300 OnlyFans,

£500 my job. That's £2,100,

and I'm in overdraft £1,862. So just

minus overdraft and I'll have £240 left at

the end of this month. Not bad.

Yeah, hopefully I get my job back then. I

wouldn't mind going back if I can keep

making that money.

Let's see how it goes.

I feel conflicted. I feel like, hmm, the

money's not as bad as I was expecting.

But also I don't really want to do it,

but also I need the money, so I don't

Yeah, I was actually kind of happy I got

banned cuz I was fed up doing it.

Now I don't know what I want. I guess

we'll just leave it to fate.

Whatever will be will be.

We're either gonna be broke or we're gonna

be rich, and I'm gonna be depressed being

a delivery man.

Who knows what's gonna happen?

Next, we have to find out if we get kicked

out or not in July. Then I'll get a van

and just live in the van, and my whole

life would just be delivering parcels and

then eating flour pancake for dinner.

The sad life. Of Daniel Lord.

Some troll's gonna contact them. They've

already done it.

They already contacted every— all the way

back in February when I did that first

day, didn't they? Of course they

And guess what? Nothing happened because I

worked there for 3 months.

There's not many parcel delivery

companies. There's Yodel DPS, UPS, Parcel

Force, uh, Royal Mail.

That's it really. And then there's a bunch

of random ones like, I don't know, Blue

Arrow Recruitment.

But we'll see if the boss messages me

tomorrow or not, where he'll say, good

news, mate, you're reactivated. We've got

1,000 parcels for you to deliver.

The market's bouncing again off that

previous high. Why? It already

bounced off it once.

Why is the market up so much? Because I'm

shorting it. No, because Trump

was talking. He said a bunch of

mumbo-jumbo and the market liked it.

He said it's a great time to buy stocks.

The haters you ban can create new

accounts. Well, then I'll just ban them

again. I'm pretty sure I can delete the

account. I mean, I'm pretty sure I can ban

them easier than how they can make a new

account. Takes one button for me.

Yeah, I do pay close attention, and the

prediction was when Trump speaks, market

will pump, and I went long and I got 57

pence profit. But it went long,

double as long as I thought it was going

to go, so I exited the long, and when I

could have made £1.20 or £1.50 instead of

just 57 pence. And I thought

it would start coming down as soon as he

stops talking, but it's starting to fade a

bit. It's just—

this is not the crash that

I was anticipating.

I think probably tonight the market's

going to sell off. So just got to sit

through a day of pain again.

There was nothing to day trade today

anyway. Market just ripped. You can't day

trade a day like this. You either— it's

just gambling, you know,

jumping on as it shoots up or shoots down

and then getting off before it reverses.

It's not really day trading, is it? It's

basically just gambling.

But usually, I mean, it's kind of obvious

when they speak it goes up and then when

they finish it goes down. Same happened

yesterday with Jay Powell.

Trump told everyone to buy stock. Yeah,

so they can dump it. So they create

buy-side liquidity. Everyone's like, oh,

I'm going to buy all the stocks to create

liquidity. And then the market movers come

in and sweep it and then dump it.

I thought it's illegal to manipulate the

markets like that. I guess he doesn't

He's probably got so many lawsuits against

him for So I'm like hundreds of things.

He doesn't care anymore.

Who's Cake? She was supposed to be my hot

Canadian girl, but then the community

scared her off.

As usual, you guys just

don't want me to get any action, do you?

Yeah, Trump is like one of those stock

gurus on YouTube, apart from he has the

power to pump it. Imagine just Trump

coming out with stock picks. Oh, I think

Palantir is really good. Oh, market's

tanking. We're so breaking this previous

high. Give me back my £2.

I'm down £2.80.

Next time you bag a girl, keep it private.

I couldn't. She was in the live chat,

same as Sunny. Sunny, in the beginning,

she was like in the chat all the time,

and then she wanted to be on stream, so I

thought, okay, why not? So I didn't

even have the option of keeping it

straight from the beginning of our first

interactions. It was basically in the live

chat, wasn't it? And then she got in

too deep and then she got burnt.

Yeah, well, you make me make

life— large life decisions, spend a lot

of money, change my whole life, and then

you pull that. Of course I'm going to be

pissed. And say not very nice things. How

can you expect me to not say not nice

things? Just messed me about like that,

made me change my whole life, get into

thousands of pounds of debt,

and then you think I'm not going to be

pissed? And then you get upset because I

say mean stuff. What did you think was

going to happen? Of course I'm pissed.

They completely changed my life for

someone, and then they just like, oh,

Fucking idiots.

I hate Sunny now.

Hate her.

Made me break Vasta's heart.

I'll never forgive myself for what I did

to Vasta.

It was heartless. Oh my God, market's

tanking. Fuck you, Trump. Come on,

crack that previous high.

Yes, I told you this is so over.

Market's tanking. It's official. I told

you idiots were saying, oh, market's not

going to tank. Yeah, well, I'm up 20

pence.

Maybe I just, like, start hunting for a

new Japanese woman. That usually makes me

feel better. But then I've got to do the