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Hello everyone.

It's been a while since I streamed.

Been busy,

very busy doing nothing.

Okay, how do I make this smaller? Oh.

Ah.

That's better. Just finished washing my

hair. Looking good.

My pimples finally started to clear up.

I still got the scar. This one started— it

started like 2 weeks ago.

Can't believe it takes such a long time to

heal. I swear I had that one on my cheek

before I went to that island, and that was

like 2 weeks ago.

Daniel, do you want $500?

Maybe would be

Got lots of news. The good thing about

taking a break as you build up a lot of

stuff to talk about.

Where were you? I was just busy.

Don't know if you— if anyone has been

playing the new video game Helldivers 2.

It's pretty good.

I made like 20 videos in 4 days.

It was crazy. I made 5 videos a day on

Helldivers. Hello, whoops.

I think I'm done. I've made a video about

every single thing about the game. Tried

my best. See if it gets any views.

I think I've already covered the base cost

Why nuke your Discord? Because people

being annoying.

This idiot keeps saying— he keeps like

trying to say a real job is better than

YouTube. Yeah, okay,

because I say how much money I made on

YouTube and it's like $1,000, and there's

always some idiot saying something like

Oh, that's less than minimum wage.

I can't be bothered debating about

why YouTube is better than minimum wage,

even if it makes half the money minimum

wage makes. It's not about the money,

guys. It's not about how much money you

make. Yeah, you could make more money

working at McDonald's, but why

would I want to work at McDonald's instead

of sitting in Thailand just spamming out

low-effort videos? Hmm, what would I

rather do? Work 40 hours a week in stupid

McDonald's in Maidstone, 8 hours a day

having to work with stupid spotty British

idiots, having annoying stupid boss,

going into Maidstone every day 5 times a

week so I could make— yeah, minimum wage

would be pretty good, like £1,500,

£1,000, probably like £1,400

after tax. Yeah, it'd be great money. But

I can't live in Thailand and sit in my

apartment spamming out low-effort videos

without having to talk to people. Yeah, I

make less money doing YouTube, but the

benefits are I can do it anywhere in the

world, I don't have a boss, I can spam out

low-effort rubbish, play video games all

day and make videos about it, and still

make enough money to pay for rent and food

and travel. So it's not really hard to

explain why even making half the money of

a minimum wage job, YouTube is still

better because

of the freedom it gives you. Sorry, these

people are stupid. Oh, make 40%

more money, but you gotta like sacrifice

your whole life. No thanks.

If I have to explain this stuff and debate

with you this stuff, then you just— if I

have to even explain it to you in the

first place, then you just don't get it.

And I don't think you ever will get it.

And you're just wasting my time. So I shut

down everything so I could focus on making

Helldivers videos instead of getting

distracted and wasting my time with stupid

conversations.

So tax updates, they sent me 2 emails

saying they're gonna give me a penalty,

but they didn't say what the penalty is.

So I don't know what the penalty is still.

Let me check the email again. Maybe next

week when the new week starts.

So they said They

said I did my 2022 taxes properly and

there were no problems with it.

I also asked about my stock losses because

people kept saying, why don't you use your

tax losses to pay your tax? So I asked

them, they said you can't do that. It

said— they said With regard

to your query about using the loss you

made on investment to offset your tax

liability, as this is a capital loss, you

cannot offset it against your income tax.

If you suffer a loss on the sale of an

asset, a capital loss, you can set this

loss off against any profits made on the

sale of other assets, capital gains. So if

you made loads of gains and you owe tax

for the gains, then you could reduce the

tax for the gains by using your losses.

You can't use your, your stock losses to

reduce your income tax. So I don't know

why people kept telling me that I could

use my losses to reduce my tax, because

So again, people giving me rubbish advice.

And then they said— where

They just attached an email.

Says you failed to declare all your

self-employment income. You declared your

income as £8,000, £9,000, and £13,000.

When it was actually £22,000, £30,000,

£29,000. How the hell did I make £30,000

for 2 years in a row? That's crazy,

the amount of money I used to make. These

undeclared amounts are substantially more

than can be accounted for by genuine

error, and therefore you could not have

had an honest belief in the accuracy of

the returns. I believe that you must have

known that you did not tell HMRC that

significant amounts of your total income

had not been assessed for tax for 3

consecutive years. At the time when you

submitted your self-assessment returns.

On the balance of probability, it would be

reasonable to infer that you knew that the

figures you declared on your returns were

not correct,

um, in which

case I consider that you made a deliberate

decision to understate your

self-employment income to reduce your tax,

blah blah blah. What will happen now? I

will be issuing you with a penalty

explanation schedule which will tell you

about the penalties we intend to charge

you and how we calculated them.

Yeah, but where's the penalty?

Are they saying they haven't given it to

me yet? Just tell me what the bloody

penalty is. I don't care about all this

other stuff. Whatever. Oh,

thanks, Ahmed. This is for you to get an

accountant. I got an accountant. It cost

me £150 and he was useless. He didn't help

at all. He just calculated the same

numbers I calculated and came up with the

same figure. He didn't give me any, like,

tips on how I could reduce my tax.

So I don't think the penalty would be 100%

because that would be insane. I'd have to

pay another £14,000. You only get 100%

if you doctored the images and you refused

to show statements. I showed everything.

I didn't doctor anything. So maybe like

50%. I'm hoping best-case scenario,

50% penalty. So that's like £7,000.

Yeah, I paid off the taxes, but now

they're gonna give me a penalty. I've

already paid off the tax plus interest.

Now it's the penalties we're talking

about.

No, it wouldn't be prison time,

because how can I— I can't make the money

back if they put me in prison. All they

care about is money. They're probably

happy that they caught me because now

they're like, oh yeah, now we can get 100%

more money out of him than we would have

gotten.

Don't care anymore. It's just stupid

money, isn't it? Whatever.

Don't care. Daniel, this is for you to get

an accountant. Accountants waste of money.

I want my money back, £150. I've got some

Indian accountant from taxscouts.com.

You look like you're about to cry. I don't

even care anymore. I'm dead inside.

Everything I dreamed of just failed. I

lost all my money now. That— it took so

much hard work to make that money on

YouTube. It had to destroy my marriage,

had to destroy Chihiro's life. How many

girls got destroyed mentally and

physically? So I could make YouTube money,

and now I don't even have the money. Now I

give it all to stupid tax people so they

can send it to stupid Ukraine.

Easy come, easy go, I guess.

It's so annoying. It just like destroys

your motivation. I had financial dreams to

be able to make like £30,000 savings. And

live off interest. Now all my money's

gone. Literally all my money's gone. I

only had about 18,000. I paid 7,500,

and then I borrowed 7,000 from my mum,

and then I had to pay thousands for things

like driving and the Thai school and then

living in Thailand. And then I thought,

oh, I got 7,000 left over at least. Now

they're coming for that as well.

They had like a table to calculate the

penalties. It was annoying to figure out

what it meant. They reduced the penalties

depending on how helpful you were, how

quick you replied to their emails. I

replied like 30 seconds after this. I was

like, open my email. Boom boom boom boom!

Download all the documents, statements

from my bank, attach it all, boom, send it

off in a minute.

Oh wow, thanks Kale. Well, $10 is fine

as well. $500 would be amazing, but don't

feel pressured because I haven't been a

very good YouTuber recently, been

slacking.

I just haven't had anything to talk about,

so I thought instead of doing loads of

streams where I just sit here doing

nothing, wait until there's something to

talk about, then I stream.

You don't look too good. No, I'm fine.

It's just I'm fed up with life and

everything. Stream's demonetized as well.

Great, everything's just trying to destroy

me. Oh, the stream's actually green. Wow,

amazing.

I've been grinding on Helldivers 2. That

game has blown up massively. It's like

the most played game ever. Right now,

more people are playing it than

Counter-Strike and GTA 5 or 6 or whatever

it is.

I don't know why my face looks like it's

just half asleep all the time now. It's

like my eyes are closing up. I can't keep

my eyes open. Since you

weren't sure if you wanted $500, here's

$10. Wow, thank you

very much. Use it for my tax penalties.

At least the tax stuff is giving me

content. The tax stuff is like my only

content right now.

Palworld was huge. Yeah, but you look on

Google Trends, Helldivers has already

overtaken Palworld. Palworld was dying.

Palworld is basically dead now. I made

like $100 off Palworld. Hoping my

Helldivers videos work as well.

Goddamn, this computer's loud. Oh, my

computer broke a week ago.

The thing just— I don't know, I was

playing Helldivers and then it just said

Windows has to repair itself, and then it

restarted and it never repaired itself,

and it got stuck at the BIOS boot menu and

it said no bootable devices. So I spent

all morning trying to download Windows 11

onto a USB stick on my girlfriend's

laptop, trying to reinstall Windows, and

then it wouldn't reinstall. And I tried

cloud recovery, didn't work. I even bashed

it like, like that, smashed it as hard as

I could. That didn't fix it. So I had to

go into the stupid shop, into the ASUS

shop in Bangkok, and they just plugged in

some drive and fixed it straight away.

They plugged in some magic repair drive

with Windows on it and then just

reinstalled Windows straight from the

drive. Why can't they give me that drive?

So I had to sit in the Asus repair shop

for like an hour. I had a look at the new

laptops. They got some really nice new

laptops with the new Intel 7 Ultra Core

CPUs. I wish I got those. They look so

nice. They look like MacBooks. They've got

like the silver look, they've got the

square look, they've got the speaker

grilles on the top. It looks so nice and

it costs the same as what I paid for this

and it's got a newer processor, same

graphics card. I asked them if I could

trade this in and buy a new one. They said

no, they said sell it on Facebook. I've

been trying to sell it on Facebook for a

month and no one's buying it. They didn't

charge anything because I got warranty. I

got 3 years international warranty at

ASUS. I really want the new ASUS—

what are they called— Zephyrus G14

laptops. They look so nice, but I can't

afford it now. I could sell this at a loss

and then have to pay more money. No, I

don't want to. I'll just keep this one.

The new ones look nice, but the Intel

Ultra 7s are not that much better.

Waste of money.

They look so nice. They're like silver

MacBook style on the outside. They've got

this diagonal RGB strip of light.

I like how they're just copying the

MacBook designs and it instantly looks

better than any of the usual lineup.

What's your obsession with PCs? I just

really like laptops. I use my laptop

basically all day long. I sit here on my

laptop all day, so I like to have a nice

laptop. Yeah, I do miss the MacBook,

but I can't have a MacBook because I can't

play games. Helldivers 2 is not on

MacBook, is it? Palworld's not on MacBook,

so I just— I can't have MacBook. Because

they don't have gaming, so I need a

Windows laptop.

So unfortunately I am stuck with Windows.

Yeah, this channel did start off as a tech

review channel, you know, if you go back

to my oldest videos, it's all camera

reviews and stuff. And then I realized,

oh, I can talk about my personal life and

make— get more views. And then it just

turned into like nonstop relationship

drama. Now I'm kind of out of the

relationship drama stuff, trying to find

my new niche. What is my new niche?

Broke guy travels Asia and complains about

being broke. That's my new niche.

I'm so done with like the drama content.

I can't be bothered. I had some drama

yesterday when I went to buy my— oh,

I bought new shoes. I'll show you my new

shoes. Finally got myself new shoes

because I realized the shoes Chihiro

picked for me 5 years ago, they look so

old and brown and ugly now.

They were black, but they faded into like

brownish purple, so I had to buy new

shoes. And then we went for food, got

steak, and then we spent like an hour

walking round and round in circles trying

to buy tea. And I snapped. I lost it.

I was like, oh my God, just buy anything.

I don't care. Let's go home. Whatever.

She has to like choose a very specific

kind of Thai tea and they're literally all

the same. There's like 10 shops selling

tea. But she had to buy

tea from this very specific shop because

she had a discount coupon, and I was

losing it. Couldn't care less about stupid

tea and save like 20 cents.

She ended up ordering tea online to come

arrive to our lobby, and then we drove.

Like, imagine your wife is

pregnant and you need to drive her to the

hospital as quickly as possible. She was

driving like that, like a mad person. I

was scared. So she drove really quickly

so she could get home and get the tea

quickly before it got warm. All that for a

cup of tea. Oh my God.

So then she got upset because I was upset.

It was just so annoying though. I'm a Vans

guy. Yeah, I got Vans. How did you know

what I got? Usually I get Nikes, but I

went into the Nike store and they don't

make the same style of Nikes that I like

that I had before. All the new Nikes look

stupid. Have you been to Nike recently

yet? I don't know what is up with their

new lineup, but it all looks weird. Like,

they've got these massive thick soles and

massive heels that kind of stick out the

back. Like, massive chunky thick white

soles. They look so dumb. I don't

know what is going on with Nike. So I had

to go to Vans, so I got these.

Look at these damn Daniel.

Back at it again with the new— well, they

look— these are nice. They actually look

like my old shoes. I got 20% discount

because of Chinese New Year. I love this

style where it's just nice and simple.

You got a nice bit of white around it for

design contrast. Nice black, nice simple,

not over the top, not too stupid.

It's got a bit of style, but it's not too

in-your-face. They cost me £60. I got

20% discount because of Chinese New Year.

They had this raffle thing, like a box,

put your hand into it and you pull out a

slip, and you could get between 5% and 50%

discount. I got 20% discount, pretty good.

Imagine I got 50%.

It's got

a nice design on the bottom. Finally got

new shoes after all this time. I like the

little pull-out tab here. It says Vans.

It kind of looks like the Nike tick sign,

doesn't it? I don't even know what that

is. It's just a random, random line.

It's close enough to the Nike tick.

And I like the back. The back's got like a

red thing with a little pull tab.

They look nice, and it feels really soft

when I walk. 'Cause the sole's like very

spongy. Feels like I'm bouncing when I'm

walking. I feel like it's increased my

walk speed by at least 20%,

which my girlfriend doesn't like 'cause

she walks so slow. I end up just walking

off and then I lose her 'cause I walked

off so quickly and she can't keep up.

'Cause I hate being stuck in a crowd.

Don't you hate it when you're in a

shopping mall and you're surrounded by

people and they're walking like 1 mile per

hour? And then you just want to like cut

in between them and overtake. Stupid

Chinese people waving their arms all over

the place. This stupid fat Chinese kid was

like pointing somewhere and nearly hit my

girlfriend in the face with his big fat

Michelin tire man arms. Don't you hate

those people? They're always pointing

somewhere, but they don't look where

they're pointing. And then you gotta watch

out not to get whacked in the face. What

is wrong with people? Like, they're

standing in a busy crowded area and

they're like, oh, let's go over there,

and they whack you in the face. Or they

just flip their hair like that in the

train. Stupid idiot woman in the train

just went like that. My face got smacked

in the face with their stupid hair.

I got on the train to go to this shopping

center. There were 2 Japanese girls next

to me and then like 5 Korean people in

front of me all yelling. I could barely

understand what the Japanese girls were

saying because they're like,

why do Japanese people talk so quietly? I

couldn't understand a word they're saying.

It makes me feel like, does my Japanese

suck? Why can't I understand what they're

saying? They're literally right next to

me. Because they talk like,

but I can hear everything the Korean

people are saying, even though my Korean

is worse than my Japanese. I was

understanding the Korean people way more

than I could understand the Japanese

people. Really weird. Oh wow,

thanks Blood Bucket. Just popped in to let

you know I'm still alive. Okay,

nice to know. Hope everything's going well

with you.

Just popped in to let you know I'm still

alive. Cheerio, Daniel.

What's happening? Is it like secret?

What's wrong? Share with

the group your troubles.

Yeah, the train was packed full of— there

were 2 Japanese guys and then 2 Japanese

girls, but I don't think they were

together because they weren't standing

together. And then there was like 5 Korean

people and a bunch of Chinese people.

Yelling. And then I went to the shopping

center and I was surrounded by Chinese

people.

Oh, did you see my new shoes?

Look, they look pretty good.

Hope they last me another 5 years. I can't

believe the shoes Chihiro picked lasted 5

years. That was good value for money.

Oh, thanks, Kale. I miss your

authenticity. I'm still authentic. What do

you mean? I mean, I'm more authentic

now than I was 4 years ago when I was

constantly doing, I hate my wife, my wife

cheated on me, why I hate my wife.

I never hated my wife. It's just clickbait

title to get 40k views.

Oh, I hate my wife, she didn't pick up the

hairdryer. As if that's

actually real. Stupid Elvis the Alien was

like, this dude, he hates his

wife because she tells him to wrap his

chopped onions. Oh my god.

Yeah, as if I actually hate my wife over

an onion. God, people just can't—

you know what I realized recently? People

can't detect satire. You know that movie

Starship Troopers? So many people couldn't

tell that that was satire, and they

thought it was like a serious sci-fi

movie, and they didn't realize it's

supposed to be tongue-in-cheek. I can't

believe it. I looked at the comments and

they were like, oh, I didn't realize this

was satire. How'd you not realize that?

Pick a topic and talk honestly about it.

Doesn't need to be drama, just real. We

liked that you said the quiet part out

loud, the shit most would never be honest

about. Oh, thanks, Kale. Yeah, I do,

but it just doesn't get the views that the

drama used to. Hating on my wife got so

many views, didn't it?

Let me read comments.

How are we supposed to get satire off a

title? Because if you see a guy talking

about how much he hates his wife, then you

should automatically think, this is kind

of crazy, maybe it's not serious,

maybe he's just memeing.

But because that Helldivers 2 game is

taking off now, uh, everyone's kind

of interested in Starship Troopers, that

movie, which is just pure satire.

And like, what's the other

word that's like satire?

I can't believe some people didn't realize

that that movie is supposed to be

satirical and mocking the military— in the

military-industrial complex and

propaganda. Yeah, the movie's decades

old, but it's trending now because of this

new video game called Helldivers 2, which

is basically Starship Troopers the game

because it's got the exact same kind of

humor Like, you've got to spread freedom

and democracy across the universe and

destroy these insects on planets.

So it's literally Starship Troopers the

video game which is making the old movie

kind of trending now.

Yeah, that movie is really great. I really

liked it. I like the gore. The gore

was kind of unexpected because it seems

like kind of silly childish

comedy. The way the movie's shot and

filmed doesn't really seem super dark and

gritty. It's like very brightly lit and

it's got these actors in it that are from

comedy kind of movies, like that guy from

How I Met Your Mother's in it. But then

it's got this ultra gore where the insects

just slice off people's limbs and stuff.

It's funny. Yeah, they get showered in

green goo blood and stuff. I might rewatch

it. It's a pretty good movie.

I like how there's like 20 of them just

gunning down one insect and it just

doesn't die, and they finally kill it and

there's a massive swarm of insects shows

up and they just run.

Good movie. Well, it just annoyed

me because so many people failed to

realize that my channel and videos were

supposed to be like that, not supposed to

be taken so seriously.

What was I talking about? I forgot now.

I don't know, something about being

authentic. I am authentic,

more now than I was back then. Why is my

laptop so loud? Maybe I'll put it on

silent mode.

The thing gets so hot when I'm playing

Helldivers. I touch here and it burns my

Can we get an update how he's in trouble?

Well, I'm probably gonna have to pay at

least 50% penalties on the tax. I don't

know. So I paid a total of

£14,000 recently for tax plus interest.

Are the penalties going to be 50% of that

or 50% of the amount that I didn't pay?

Does my existence demonize the stream?

What, demonize or demonetize?

Which one? No, it It,

um,

I don't know what the word is. It makes

the stream better. That's the best vocab I

could think of. My vocab is like

10-year-old level. It makes the stream

good. How are you gonna pay?

I don't know. If I sell all my stocks, I

can get £7,000, but then I'll literally

have no money. I think

if people's usernames in the chat

demonetizes a stream, that'd be crazy

because then trolls could just put like

naked women on the profile pictures with

rude names and just come spam my chat and

then make me demonetized.

So my options are I sell all my stocks,

just free up £7,000, just pay off. But

even £7,000 is not enough. 50% of

like £15,000 is like £7,500. And then if I

get 70% penalty, then £7,000

is not gonna cut it. Does my existence

demonize the stream, Daniel? Oh, thanks.

No, not at all.

What about paying your mom? I'm still

paying her $500 a month. I owe my mom

$5,000 now. I paid her $500 a couple days

ago. Yeah, it's tough. I gotta

pay my mom $500 every month. That means I

only got a couple hundred left over.

So if I get a 70% penalty,

that's going to be £10,000. I don't have

£10,000. Either my mum can

lend me more money and I just pay her,

pay her back over a longer period of time,

or I ask them to give me a break because I

literally have no money. What do you want

me to do? What if they tell me to get a

job? They say, you could get a job,

and then I could say, no, I'm living in

Thailand with my girlfriend and I'm

in a serious relationship. I can't just

leave. Got an apartment and a life here.

What are they going to say?

So they either have to let me pay it

monthly or I don't know. What if I say I

don't have the money? What are you gonna

do, send me to jail?

Oh, I could ask my mum for £6,000 and then

pay my mum's bills using the credit card,

and then that'll just pay her off

instantly, wouldn't it? I've got a credit

card, £6,000 credit. Finally got my PIN

code. She didn't burn it this time.

Do not get into credit card debt. I have

15 months zero interest to pay

off, but I'll still be paying back my mum

for another 10 months until next year.

I'll be paying back my mum at this rate.

Unless my YouTube channel gets a viral hit

or something, I'm screwed.

Hopefully some viewers come back for the

Japan content, but I don't know what

to do really. Let's say,

for example, it is £10,000.

I don't even have £10,000 anymore,

so I'm gonna have to try and beg them to

let me pay monthly. Oh,

I phoned my mum a couple days ago. We

talked a bit. So a few new things.

She said after my sister's wedding,

which is gonna be a nightmare by the way,

My sister now says there's going to be

like 150 people coming and like 20 people

are going to camp in the garden. And my

sister has rented portable toilets to go

in the garden. And there's a French girl

renting out the garden cabin, living in

the garden. But she keeps going back to

France and disappearing for weeks and then

coming back. I don't know if she's hot or

not. She might have like hairy armpits or

something, but there's apparently a French

girl been living in the garden cabin since

last year that I didn't even know of.

So it's gonna be kind of weird. Maybe I'll

be friends with her and we can do streams

together. I don't know. I don't know if

she's old or young or whatever. So there's

gonna be like a massive group of people

camping in the garden after the wedding,

and then my Malaysian relatives are coming

over to stay for for a month or something

in the house, but hopefully they'll be out

a lot doing traveling.

And, um, I don't know,

my sister's just really busy planning the

wedding. I don't think she's even picked a

dress yet. I think the wedding's gonna

cost like £20,000+ pounds,

so that's like $30,000.

I don't know. I think life at home is not

going to be peaceful and quiet like I was

hoping. And then

my mum said after the wedding she wants to

sell the house because my uncle and auntie

who live next door, they sold the house

for £750,000, which is like $1 million.

It's literally $1 million, like $960,000.

So now my mum wants to sell the house too.

And I'm thinking maybe she just— she

should just sell it. I've kind of moved on

now. I was sad when my dad died about the

idea of losing the house because the house

was the only thing connecting us back to

my dad, but it's been 5 years.

I've kind of moved on. I don't want to

live in the UK, and my mum

has to she said she paid £3,000 recently

to my uncle to repair my sister's balcony,

which is leaking. And the boiler

heater system broke again. She got paid

like £1,000 to fix that again. And that

cost £9,000 to install in the first place,

the new heating system. So just because

you've got a house, it doesn't mean you

got free lunch. The house keeps breaking

and Things keep going wrong and she's got

to keep repairing it and she's got to keep

paying my uncles. She paid like £15,000

to repair the conservatory roof, to get it

a new roof. And then she paid like £20,000

for a garden cabin. Things keep breaking

and leaks keep leaking and wood keeps

rotting. I don't know why anyone would

want to buy a house. Owning a house is

like a massive money pit. Unless you

buy a new house, but then it's really

expensive. Why don't you just rent? If my

dad was alive, he would have fixed all

this. But even if you know how to fix it,

you still gotta pay for material. You've

got to pay for wood and the tools and

cement and sand, and then you've got to

spend a weekend fixing stuff. You've got

to know how to fix it, and if you don't

know what you're doing and you make it

worse, then that's even more money you've

just wasted. So I'm thinking, why even

bother buy a house when you can just rent?

And then if something goes wrong, you

usually don't pay for it unless you broke

it. If it was you that broke it, then

you've got to pay for it. I've been living

here for a year and nothing's gone wrong.

Sometimes the heater, the shower heater,

electric heater breaks, We just call

someone to fix it and it's all included

with the rent.

So I personally would never want to buy a

house just seeing the amount of money my

mum has to pay. And there's council tax.

So because I was at home all year in 2022,

my mum had to pay like an extra £50

a month for council tax. Just because,

just because I was at home. So the more

people that are in the house, the more

money you got to pay for council tax,

which is really stupid. And if they find

out I was there and you didn't tell them,

they'll probably like fine you or

something. Yeah,

council tax, water, electricity,

maintenance, repairs. Oh my God,

just cuz you own a house doesn't mean you

live for free.

So maybe she could just sell the house for

like a million dollars, give me $300— I

mean, $300,000— then I can put it in my

high-interest savings account, and then

I'll just live off 8% interest annually.

I'll just hop on YouTube once a week, do a

livestream, probably give up making videos

since nothing gets any views anymore.

I'll just live off 8% interest off

$200,000. That'd be loads.

But even if I get $100,000 plus 8%

interest, that's $8,000 plus

like $5,000 off my YouTube. That's enough

money to live off and not have to pay any

tax because I'm not making enough to be

taxed. I want to make at least below

$15,000. So that way I don't have to pay

any tax. I don't want to make

any more money because I don't have to

make— I don't want to have to pay income

tax again like before. Doubt it's staying

at 8%. Well, I don't know, they said 8%.

They offered me 8% savings account.

Revolut has a 4%, 4.7% annually

daily paid interest account.

So I'd put like half, most of it in the UK

savings account, then I put like a quarter

in Revolut daily paid interest account,

split my money up.

I wouldn't put it all in Revolut because I

don't know, they might go bankrupt and I

lose all my money. Put a couple, maybe

like $10,000, $20,000 in Revolut. Then I

put $200,000 in my UK bank account.

So my mum could set up like a million

dollars, give me— I'd be happy

with $200K. I'd be happy with $100K, to be

honest. Just give me $100K,

I'll be good, good for life. $150K would

be a bit better though. So give me like

200K, give my sister 200K, then my mum

have 500K left over. That sounds pretty

fair to me. 500K for my mum,

200K for me and my sister. 500K and my mum

could live like a king in Malaysia. You

can get like a condo for £100 a month in

Malaysia. Put it in an interest savings

account plus her pension, should be good

for life. Unless she sits in the casino

and gambles it all away in Genting

Highlands.

Come on, my mum would give me some. If she

gets a million dollars,

$200,000 would be nothing, be a drop in

the bucket out of a million. I don't

know if she would get taxed if you sell

the house. Would you get taxed? They want

to tax every damn thing, don't they? Does

she want to move to Malaysia? Yeah, she

said she's sick and tired of the UK. It's

cold, it's freezing, everything's

expensive.

I wouldn't want to live in the UK.

The only thing the UK is good for is I

might need a permanent address to send

bank stuff too. Without a permanent

address, I'm a bit scared. I'm hungry.

Does she bring Gibbo with her? Dave

Gibson. I just doxxed his name.

Shit. Well, he's got a YouTube channel,

that's his YouTube name. Dave has not

been good recently. He's been going

to the hospital a lot. He got the

shingles. Which is like a viral nerve

damaging infection on your face. And he's

been going to the hospital a lot. His

name— my mum always calls him Dave

Gibson instead of just David. He— she says

his whole name. So I was doing a stream

and I went downstairs and then she just

yelled, Dave Gibson! He wants to be on

YouTube anyway. He kept asking me when can

he be in one of my videos. I kept saying,

I don't know yet. I don't

know what we could do for a video.

My new stepdad.

He's got a YouTube channel and his name's

on the channel, so I don't think he cares.

I did tell him that if you're on my

videos, then weirdos are going to find out

who you are. And then he said he didn't.

He said he didn't care. So not

my fault. My sister's boyfriend does

care though. So I had to be careful not to

show his face.

Da da da da da da. Got that stupid

Helldivers 2 song stuck in my head.

Is anyone— I can't believe none of you

guys are playing Helldivers 2.

I really don't have gamers as viewers, do

I? Why don't you guys game? You don't like

games? Come on, it's the best game ever.

It's actually genuinely good. It's

4-player co-op. You drop onto an alien

planet and then you just blow up insects.

With rocket launchers and flamethrowers

and bazookas and stuff, and you call down

napalm airstrikes and nukes, and you nuke

bug nests and they explode

with gore and blood everywhere. It's so

funny. I'm level 44

on Helldivers. I got all the gear. I'm now

grinding samples so I can max out my ship.

Modules. I just, I really wish it was Star

Wars instead of Helldivers,

whatever franchise it is. Imagine the

game was Star Wars or Halo and you're like

the Emp— oh my God, imagine you're the

Empire and your, your main ship is

a Star Destroyer orbiting some alien

planet on the outer planets. And then you,

you beam down or you drop down as a

stormtrooper, shock trooper, and then

you've got stuff like AT-ATs and you

can call in TIE bombers and then you're

bombing like Geonosis insect swarms, or

you can like land on Rebel Alliance

planets and you, you take out the Rebel

Alliance base. That would be so much

better.

Or Halo. You— instead of insects, you

could be fighting against the Flood and

then fighting against Covenant bases.

That'd be so cool. And then you can have

Warthogs as well. That'd be cool.

But I guess the Helldivers franchise is

like Starship Troopers, kind of cool in

its own way. I did

do a gaming stream. I had like 20 viewers.

I did Tekken 8. And I was getting 35

viewers most. At most I had 40 viewers

doing Tekken 8. I'm not gonna do gaming

streams.

I just don't have a gaming audience,

unfortunately. I made a beef pie,

but I tried thickening thickening up the

beef filling too much and it became all

gloopy, but it still tastes good.

Tekken 8 was such a waste of money. I

played it for about 4 days and got bored.

That cost me $70 and my videos only made

$40. Helldivers cost me $40.

I've so far made about— I think I made

like $180 off Helldivers. So far.

So definitely worth the investment.

Palworld cost me nothing because it was

free on Xbox Game Pass, and I made about

$100. I just—

I don't know why my guide videos are not

getting 10K, 20K views. They only get

about 2K views, 3K. It will go straight

up, get like 3K, and then flatten off.

And just finish there, peak there, and not

get any more views. But then I'm seeing

all these tiny channels with like 2K subs

getting 100K views. It's so unfair.

I don't understand why my channel is

being suppressed or something. I get

4K views max on my guides, and then I see

all these other channels blowing up,

getting 50K views 100K views. There's this

one guy called Ermz Plays or something,

and he's some nobody with 2K subs, and he

got 400,000 views on a Helldivers video

talking about some stupid gun. There's one

guy I found, he makes videos talking about

the menu system. He doesn't even play it.

He just calls his videos the best guns in

Helldivers. And he's literally just going

through the menu of guns and saying, this

is the machine gun, it's good. This is the

grenade launcher, it is also really good.

And he gets like 50k views. And then his

next video is the best orbital strikes

in Helldivers, and he's just on the menu

reading through the menu. It's so stupid,

doesn't even show any gameplay. So don't

say to me Oh, your video is not getting

views because your videos suck.

I'm not disagreeing, my videos do suck.

My point is, the other channels, their

videos suck as well, but they're getting

like 50k views, 80k views. It's not fair.

I think they're getting views just because

they're the first ones making the videos,

and I'm like 2 weeks late because my

girlfriend keeps taking days off work, so

I can't make any videos. And then I

couldn't log into Helldivers because the

servers were full for the first week or

something. And then my computer broke, so

I had to go to the repair shop and fix my

computer. And then by the time everything

was ready, it was like 2 weeks too late.

All the guides have already come out,

all the big channels. I don't know how

they do it, but a new game comes out and 2

days later or 1 day later they've already

got guides coming out and they're already

like level 50 in a day. I don't know

how they do it. Are they just staying up

all night? They got no girlfriend, no

social life, no relationship.

How do they do it? I'm sitting here all

day long trying to pump out videos and I

can't get them out quickly enough to stay

competitive.

It's like they, they got early copies and

And all the videos are coming out as the

game's coming out. I couldn't even play

the game because the stupid servers were

maxed out with people trying to play.

Let me check Google Trends because

now they've increased the server capacity,

but it's been nearly the third week. I

think the game's gonna fall off soon

because usually games get super hyped up

and And then after a month it just dies.

Like New World. Remember New World?

Yeah, it's kind of dying already.

Helldivers 2. It went zoom and now

it's going down.

So the trend is not going to last much

longer and I missed the golden timing,

which is the first week. Because I

initially played the game, I made a do not

buy video, it got 40k views, and I

refunded it thinking, yeah, this game's

nothing. And I didn't play it, and then I

realized, oh wait, this game is super

trending. And then I decided to buy it

again a week later and make my guides,

but by then it was kind of too late. You

got to be really quick.

And Palworld is dead as well.

You have to be so quick with the timing on

this gaming stuff. But the problem is it's

a risk. If you buy the game and play it

enough to make guides, then you can't

refund it anymore. You can't predict that

the game was going to blow up so much.

So you've got to gamble and think, hmm,

is this game gonna blow up? If you think

yes, then I need to play it and pump out

guides. The risk

is you buy the game, you play more than 2

hours, you don't refund it, and you waste

all this time making guides and the game

didn't really blow up. So it's kind of

risky. I thought Tekken 8— I

thought Tekken 8 would be a good game to

buy and pump out guides, it flopped.

Tekken 8 is not trending at all.

So this is kind of like the stock market.

It's all about timing and knowing, having

a good eye for what's going to blow up,

which unfortunately I just kind of suck

at, don't I? Tekken 8 didn't trend at all.

Trended for like one day.

So Dragon's Dogma 2 seems like it could be

the next big one. I've already made the

review. The problem is, do I actually play

it and make guides? I don't know,

because if I make guides, I waste the

money buying the game.

I pumped out 2 more videos this morning

before coming on stream. I made one about

backpacks and one about the best armor.

That guy, that stupid guy, he did an armor

video. He got 40k views, and he's just

scrolling through the armor page saying,

this armor is pretty good because it's

more defensive, and this armor is good

because it makes you run faster. I can't

believe that guy gets more views than—

I've got 111K thousand subscribers on this

channel and these nobodies with 1K subs

are destroying me making Helldiver videos.

It's so annoying that I

can't get views anymore.

Why did you not react to Elden Ring DLC?

I was busy. I can only do one thing at the

same time. I was focusing on Helldivers.

I can't do Elden Ring as well, and it's

just a trailer. I need to wait for the

game to come out. When's it coming out?

I think it's coming out June 21st. That's

age— I'll be back home in the UK then, so

I have unlimited time and freedom. The

problem is I don't know how good my UK

internet is. I've been uploading 15

gigabyte gaming videos to YouTube and

it takes like 20 minutes because I got

really good internet here. Use other

channel clips, then they'll copyright

strike me like that stupid Tim dickhead,

or whatever his name is. Tim— what was his

name? Tim Schofield.

That dickhead gave me a 90-day strike. I

couldn't stream for 90 days just because I

used Shut up, Tim. Just because I use this

stupid Samsung clip. Lol, his channel

is dead as well. 6K views, 3K views, and

he's got 870,000 subs.

What a dickhead. All his Samsung S24

videos are flopping. Haha. Oh, he did an

S24 Ultra unboxing, 250,000 views.

He streams Call of Duty. He seems like

such a dickhead. He's like one of those

alt-right white American guys who plays

Call of Duty and drives a pickup truck and

wears a baseball cap and plays Call of

Duty with his stupid 2 viewers on Twitch.

I can tell exactly what kind of person he

is. Hey guys, Tim Schofield here.

Moron. Fucking loser, stupid idiot

gave me a 90-day strike.

Hate him. Hate Americans like that.

You can tell exactly what kind of person

they are, can't you? How many days until

Japan? Oh yeah, I had to reinstall

everything on my laptop, so I had to

reinstall OBS. Didn't redo my

same stream setup. Um, 5 days until end

of Feb, and then like 1 week,

so just under 2 weeks. My girlfriend's— oh

my God, every day she's like, oh, there's

only 12 days left, only 14 days left.

Bumming me out big time. Yeah, okay, I get

it. There's only a few days left. It's

gonna be sad to say goodbye. Don't wanna

keep being reminded. Yeah, it's gonna

suck, the last day. We're gonna have

dinner, then she's gonna take me to the

airport, then I gotta get a stupid plane

at 1 AM, and then she'll be

all sad and make me feel bad.

What can I do about it?

It's not my fault. You're the one who

wants to rush off to America. I can stay

here until May. My school visa would let

me stay here until May. We could have

stayed together until May, but you kept

saying, oh, I want to go to America now in

March. But then even if I stayed

until May, it's just delaying the

inevitable from happening anyway.

Eventually I'm gonna have to leave because

I can't get a visa. I'm too broke to get

the Thai Elite visa. Don't have, don't

have $20,000 just to get a stupid 5-year