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Kind of whoop-ass.

Testing. Market tanking. Told you,

but you did—

you didn't listen because you never do.

Oh God, I think I'm sick.

I've got a Lemsip Max.

How can I be sick again? God, imagine I'm so sick tomorrow I can't even drive.

Can't get my new car.

I'm gonna be sick within such short time span.

Plan B if she dumps me? I don't know, same as Plan A. Move out of

that house. Hopefully Lemp Zip Max helps me.

I was watching some reviews of my new car. So many people like, oh, it's so ugly. Oh, it's so beautiful. People really

Uh, I have different opinions on what's beautiful and ugly, don't they? I think from the back it looks really cool. From the front, give it like 5 out of 10.

If I look at the front of my Peugeot with the back of the Citroën That'd be nice.

Oh God, it's like a boiled Red Bull.

Oh God, no shrapnels.

I don't know why you're so obsessed with me getting dumped. Anyone would think you want me to get dumped.

Not very supportive.

Just gonna do 2 hours until bedtime. I've got to prepare my car tomorrow.

Yeah, no wonder I'm just getting $6 an hour now.

Can't believe I used to have over 100 viewers, now just 30. Where the fuck are my viewers at?

It's all their fault. Fucking useless fucking idiots making me broke again.

You have the power to make me rich and then you abandon me.

I hate you.

I hate you all.

Ruin my life.

It's not LGBT car. Shut up.

31 viewers now, actually.

120 viewers down to 30. Jesus.

Hmm, Lemp Sit Max, pretty nice.

So I gotta put the parcel shelf back in. I've got to take my dash cam out, pull out all the wiring,

remove my floor mats, take out all this stuff like the wires, cables, take out my phone holders. What else?

Just hope I'm not too sick tomorrow. Wow,

I have an early night.

Yeah, I'm sick again. I can't believe it. I just recovered from being sick. This one's a bit different though. The first one, first it was sore throat and then a sore throat and then the cough came at the end. This time the cough came first and now I'm starting to get sore throat.

A little bit different.

Might pay £3 for this vehicle checking service.

See the report.

Scrapped? No. Zero plate changes? No. Exported? No. What, is that all I get?

Not imported, not scrapped.

Duh. It was built in—

first registration September Basically October 2023.

Well,

uh, max speed 93 mph,

134 British horsepower.

Oh, that was a waste of £3.

Pay £4 more for full check upgrade. I get MOT history, Mileage history, outstanding finance. Yeah,

that was useless. Doesn't even say what spec it is.

Got scammed.

Damn it,

audio low. The mic's a bit far from here, maybe.

Where's everyone tuning from, guys?

Bitcoin below $100K.

Oh God, Bitmine at $39.99.

God, I feel rough.

Oh, why'd I have to get sick now?

I must have picked up something at Tesco or somewhere for a Monday.

Better not crash my new car on the first day.

I'm down £320 on Bitmine. Oh God,

stocks and shares, I said, getting wrecked.

How

much did I make?

Exactly the same, 1989. That's funny,

same amount, 3 hours.

My birthday.

Oh, I feel my voice getting deeper.

I'm gonna go and get those tablets.

I don't have any more nighttime capsules.

I took a daytime one.

Come on, market! It tanked and then bounced again.

I was up £12.

Come on, tanken,

tanken,

it's the tanken.

Yeah, Limsip Max, pretty nice. It's like a Red Bull. Kind of lemony, citrony.

Come on, tanking.

It's a tankin'.

Oh God, I feel rough.

Oh,

I shouldn't have told them I used the car for delivery work. They might have given me more.

Whoa, tanking!

Oh God.

I think the vape helps.

There's no bot, Star. Stop spreading misinformation.

These are my loyal viewers. Don't insult them.

Right, viewers, where you at?

Where the fanyuls at?

God, I'll be really annoyed if I can't pick up my car tomorrow because I'm sick.

As long as I don't get a fever, I'll be fine.

Yeah, my mum can— she can go there, bring back her new car, drive my car there, bring back my car. It's not that far, it's just 5 miles away. A good thing about living in Kent is everything's pretty close by compared to Devon. You gotta drive like 20 miles just to go Tesco.

Why don't you both drive? I'm saying if I'm too sick to drive tomorrow.

I don't feel like a fever's coming on, but you never know, really.

Yeah, I can't wait to get my new car. It looks like a proper car this time.

I can't wait to see what the suspension's like. Maybe I should have done a test drive before buying it. I don't know, I just think there's not really going to be that much difference.

As long as I— I mean, it's just gonna be same as Peugeot. You got sports mode, eco mode, regenerative braking, probably same.

It's only 100 kg heavier. Do you think I'll notice?

I'm expecting it to be not as nippy, but I don't know if it's that noticeable.

I've got a Citroën electric C4, 2023 reg, picking it up tomorrow.

It's not that much bigger, it's 5 centimeters wider and 30 centimeters longer. And it's higher up.

I sat in the driver's seat, I just didn't drive it.

I sat inside of it.

It's got 18-inch wheels, so it's gonna sit higher up.

Give me a commanding view of the road.

Paranoid about things.

Yeah, this is what I was like when I got my Peugeot. I freaked out about a tiny little scratch. I put tape all over the wing mirror. Which I think in hindsight was a good idea because literally yesterday I drove it into a bush,

brushed up against the twigs, so I couldn't be bothered to reverse to give way, so I just squeezed into the bush, let them squeeze past me.

Option to return it? Probably not.

Uh, trade it in. Trade it in for it. Trade it in. Trade it back in for my Peugeot, because they'll have my Peugeot for sale on the forecourt. Be like, can I trade it in for my Peugeot?

Oh, I can't get comfy.

I don't think my mum test drove hers. She might have just sat in the passenger seat because we test drove the manual petrol C4, but the salesman drove it. I sat in the back, she sat in the passenger seat.

It was pretty nice and smooth.

It's not really thrill, it's a responsible family car for my future children.

Where are my tweezers?

I feel a hair.

Why golly? Why would you say golly?

I'm about to sell the iPhone Air to see

DEX when I get it back.

Get £500 maybe.

Come on, market, thank you.

Tanken.

I feel hot.

The iPhone is at the repair shop,

idiot,

and to say otherwise is blasphemy.

You wouldn't blaspheme, would you?

Oh God, at least my hair's looking good. I quite like this length,

makes me look beautiful.

I'm looking for a Colin. He lost his phone. Have you tried calling him?

No, I don't dye my hair.

Oh God,

feeling rough. I want to go to bed.

Do half an hour of talking and then 1 hour chivalry. I'll make £10,

get my payout up to £200 for Thursday.

Why do I keep getting sick?

Irritating.

Don't even meet any people. I just went to Tesco and then the dealership.

Oh, come on, tanking.

Tank for me.

Thank me, Daddy.

God, I'm hot now. I'm not burning up, am I?

Yes, I really bought a car. I'm getting it tomorrow. I feel cold when I take my jumper off and hot when I have it on.

If I do this

Where's my orange?

Anyone use my Amazon link, I get free money.

Give me money.

Orange

vitamin C for my illness.

Mm,

nice.

Michael Burry's $1.1 billion short triggers Palantir and Bitcoin sell-off.

I don't know, that guy seems to be wrong a lot,

apart from that one big short he did from the financial crisis.

Isn't he always trying to short stuff like Nvidia and then he gets wrecked?

And then he goes long on things like prison stocks.

To be fair, prison stocks did really well. GEO, I think the name is.

That's like, uh, betting on the collapse of the world.

Come on, tank in.

Can that guy send me more mango vape? I like the mango one. This one's the best one. I finished it though. I don't like these icy, like icy minty ones.

Yep, I'm living like a rock star. Sex, smokes, cars.

Stocks missing the cocaine off the hooker butts.

I'm Breaking Bad. My sister was like, wow, I didn't know you smoked, and you're now— you're drinking too. I should have said, yeah, I'm Breaking Bad, because I lived my whole 20s being like, ew, smoking. I used to be so anti-smoking. I used to be like, uh, I never date someone who smokes. Oh, the smell. Uh, why

would you do that? Gives you cancer. If I walk past someone smoking, I'd hold my breath thinking, not getting me having cancer.

I don't know why I don't care anymore.

Like, my girlfriend smokes and sometimes she lets me suck on a cigarette, and I'm like, hmm, interesting.

I used to be so anti-drinking, and I'm still anti-drugs though. I won't change on that,

but I've become accepting of smoking.

I never dated a drinker before though.

I wouldn't do cigarettes, mainly because you've got to go outside and do it. I can't be bothered. The good thing about vaping is you can do it inside.

I vaped in that yurt and the whole yurt kind of filled up with vape gas. I had to open the door to vent it out.

Start to get a bit stuffy.

It rained. We had to sit at the door entrance to blow the smoke out the doorway.

I got to the yurt myself first, got there first, and it was pitch black dark. And you had to pick up the keys from a shed. I couldn't find the shed because it was so dark, so I was walking up and down, and then this car came with 4 women, and I was— I went up to them

and said, excuse me, are you staying here? I said, I can't find the shed. So then 5 of us walked about looking for the keys. We found the keys.

I wondered what are 4

middle-aged— uh, they look like 50+. What are 4 senior ladies doing booking a yurt?

I thought maybe they think I'm staying there alone. They'll like come join me for a good time.

Line them all up one by one,

out for a fun girls' night out away from husbands.

Welcome into my yurt, ladies.

An electric fence with sheep. I think they look like 50+.

Didn't look young.

Very chatty.

That's the good thing about older women, they're more laid back. Young girls are like, oh, he's, he's like perving on me. They're like little scared innocent ducklings, but older women, they don't give a fuck. They're not scared.

They lead the conversation as well.

Yeah, yo, it was fun.

Shower was nice and warm.

It's just a bit annoying not having a sink in the yurt. They had like a gas stove

and a fireplace. We lit the fireplace.

It was so noisy because it was like a storm. The wind was making the ropes make a flapping noise, but the sound of the rain on the roof of the tent was quite relaxing.

Stupid market ripping. Look, I was up £12, now I lost all the gains again.

Ah, maybe it sells off overnight.

I'm scared that was the bottom, bottom of the gap.

Yeah, yeah, it was quite fun. It reminded me of when me and Chihiro went glamping and we did it in the tent.

I was sad because we only stayed one night at the glamping base place and it's really nice. I didn't want to leave so quickly. When you book only one night, you get there quite late, like 4 PM, 5 PM, so you've only got a couple hours of sunlight and it's dark and you go to bed and then

you've got to check out the next day, so you've got to wake up early. So you don't get any time to relax and enjoy it. Remember we went in the canoe and she was rowing and I was just sitting there filming? And everyone in comments was like, why aren't you rowing? You're the man.

And then she went to the onsen alone and left me in the tent. And then the cook woman came and started preparing the food, and it was really awkward. It's just me sitting there, and then she was cooking the food. Complete silence.

And then I got really mad. I was really angry thinking, how could she abandon me? Why am I alone?

I ranted about it on the video.

Good times.

Got like 30K views for that video.

I still like the Japanese ryokan video the best.

The geisha woman

comes in, kneels on the floor, prepares the dinner, then she prepares the bed, and then we're just sitting there watching her doing all the stuff.

Went to the onsen, had some good times.

The Japanese know how to unwind and relax, don't they?

8-course meal, put on the robe, get in the onsen, bed on the futon.

Those are the best parts of life, aren't they?

The memories we make.

Market tanking, I'm up £7.

P&L is looking

good. P&L's at $1,797.

Check out my P&L,

down from $2,200. I scraped back £400 for my P&L. It's funny, my P&L has gone down £400, but my account balance has not gone up £400. It's because for every profit I take, I have a loss equal to it.

And funny if I get my P&L back to green but my account balance is still same.

Whoa, it's tanking!

Up £13 now, spasming.

Come on, tank it! I want my £19 and £3. Maybe I'll make this, uh, £4 profit.

Come on, tank it!

Come on, just drop it below this.

Break this line.

Break it.

Break it.

Oh yeah.

Oh, break it,

break it hard.

Might take that £3 stop loss there.

Break it,

break it! Oh,

break it!

Give me £4.

Break it,

break it,

break it! Oh yeah!

Oh,

give me £5 in, I'll manually lock in.

Okay, maybe I won't.

Break it,

break the bottom.

Triggered £3.50.

Now we got this one,

could take 14 instead of 19.

I'm up

1279. Break the gap.

Fill the gap.

Break it.

Break it!

7 minutes until aftermarket closes. Oh yeah.

SPY breaking down, broke trendline, rejecting off it.

Beautiful trade.

And then I've got this short here, down £9 still.

Break it.

Break the bitch.

Break it,

break it,

break it, man.

You sold all your shorts? Yeah, maybe me too.

I might lock in this, um, whoa, might lock in the £14.

Uh, triggered. Well, I'm out my shorts too then.

Just made another £18.

I still got this short down there and this short down there and that short down there and that short down there. Still got these 4 shorts unresolved.

What do you mean you're welcome?

You gotta thank me, then I'll say you're welcome.

I told you it was gonna tank, but you didn't listen.

Now I'm down on all my longs up here.

I've got this short here.

My P&L

looking pretty nice.

Oh yeah, look at my P&L, $1,780 down from $2,300. We'll get that P&L back.

Look how much I made today.

Look at all the green.

Where's the beginning of today? I made £6,

£8, that's £14, that's £15, that's £23, £22, £23. 24, make it 25, uh, 26, 27,

£30, £45 today day trading. It's pretty good.

Get my P&L down.

You went long? I can't go long, I'm already all in long.

Damn, that's a big tanking.

I don't want to close out those shorts in the red. And lock in the loss.

But if it did rip, that would be better, I guess, even if it wrecks my P&L.

I can't even go long.

I want to close out that other short. It's down £8. I've been stuck in that one for months.

This one here, the £8, £9 now.

Been stuck in that for ages.

Gap got filled.

I wonder if it drops a bit more, bounces and rejects, keeps tanking. Which, I mean, that's not how it works.

That's what it did on SPY.

Look, on the SPY, it broke through the gap,

broke through the gap, bounced, rejected off the gap, carried on down.

Well, this gap's being resistance now.

Look. Whoa, look at Bitmine.

39. Well, I'd make more money if it does rip. I'm in long more than I'm in short.

Back at

9:06.

Market closed now.

59 minutes until Asia market. Play some

Chivalry. Chivalry 2.

Where everyone tuning in from?

Everyone tuning in? I made £45 trading today.

I'm making money every day.

No, I didn't stop touching it because you told me. I was gonna do that anyway. Don't take credit for my hard work.

How dare you!

Come on, want the greatsword.

Quite like chivalry too now.

One hour gaming, bedtime at 10. Wait, oh, it's 9 now.

I don't like this spear, but I, I would really like the falchion. I was doing good with that yesterday.

Are you dead? First kill. Is that a sword in a pig? What the—

mason's gun.

Where's the fighting?

What?

What? I blocked.

What?

How's this— it's the same guy from yesterday, some Polish guy. How many people play this every day?

Some— I meant to end.

He dead.

He dead.

So much easier to kill people like this.

He dead. Whoops.

Did it, did it.

That one is

£45 trading, £45 streaming, £90 in a day. Pretty good.

What? Well, I got moved to Masons because I'm too good. I don't want to be Masons. I like Agathion.

What?

Knee-deep in some gash.

Nice.

Oh,

can't believe you took on more debt.

Um, it's £100 a month, so hardly debt, and I save £400 a year on insurance, and I get £500 Octoverse card. He dead. This is not good. He did.

He did.

I say £500 a year, I get 2,700 free miles of charging, I get £900 cashback for trading my Peugeot, and I get better car, heated seating.

Oh, that—

yeah, you waiting to see my new car? You'll be swooning.

It's not gonna fail. It's supported by almost every single charger apart from Tesla.

Ah,

maybe I can sell the card for £500 and

go up to random people at the chargers. Excuse me, would you like to buy my £500 Octopus card?

Plus it'll have better trading value because it won't be all bashed up.

Oh, I'm dead.

He said he fully charged it. It's got like 200-mile range now.

My Peugeot has 200— has 180 fully charged.

It's only 2 years old, only done 16,000 miles. Won't have degraded much.

What?

They have nearly secured the hatchling. We must— This

is upsetting. What?

What identity fraud? My name is Jason. My middle name's Jason.

I'm not 37, so why would she say that I'm 37 when I'm not 37?

What? It's not the same thing. It's a whole year. You're so dumb.

Why don't you just say I'm 36? I'm not even 37 yet.

You're so desperate to make me older than I actually am.

It's pathetic. I did ambush them at the standing stone. That appears to be their focus.

I didn't actually say I'm 26.

Wow, I did

52 minutes to go.

I don't need money to get the car. I traded in my old car and I got PCP plan, £100 a month.

You people know nothing about cars or trading or anything really. You're all so dumb and stupid,

and then you got the audacity to insult me, someone who's got more knowledge, experience, and then all of you combined.

You're a bunch of Dumbo morons,

and the fact you think you're better than me is hilarious.

It's just a bunch of sad losers hating.

Sad hating losers, that's all you are.

You're not funny, not smart. Everything you say is wrong.

Trades are not down £3,000, they're down £1,700.

I can't even get facts right.

Are

you dead?

I

didn't—

the unrealized losses don't count because they're unrealized. It's in the word, dumb boy.

Why do I count them if they're not realized?

They're not at my take profit zone, so why would I sell them?

Damn, short sword's easy mode.

I

did.

What?

At the window? So many hours. Yeah.

The reasoning of getting a new car: I get £900 cash, I get heated seats, I get half-price car insurance cuz it's a cheaper to insure car, I get a nicer looking car,

I get £500 Electrovers card, and all that for only £100 a month.

I didn't downgrade it, it's a newer car with more luxury features.

It's a newer car Got better specs,

it's got premium features like heated seats.

It's better than the Peugeot in every way apart from it does 0 to 60 2 seconds slower.

You people are so dumb.

Why'd I get a petrol car when it costs thousands of pounds more to buy petrol than charging up?

Petrol's at least 4 times more expensive. It's been charging a thingy.

He dead.

What?

Yeah, you do the calculations of driving 15,000 miles with petrol. It's like £2,000.

You think cost £2,000 in electricity since I bought my car? I spent like £500 on electricity.

The insurance is cheaper because it's a safer, slower car built for comfort. A Peugeot is,

um, faster, which makes it more expensive to insure, but I don't really care that much about 2 seconds faster 0 to 60.

Batteries doesn't degrade over a year or two. I mean, maybe over 5 or 10 years. You think I'm gonna have same car in 5 or 10 years?

God, you're dumb.

No, you don't know how batteries work. I've had an EV for a year. I haven't seen any battery degradation.

Slaughter these traitors in their own fields!

Infantry! Peugeot is in a higher insurance band, which is why it's more expensive to insure.

It did, it did. That's about enough. 2 kills in a row. I don't think so. I can't.

That is only a flesh wound.

He dead.

Okay, I'm not responding to chat anymore. He's just being dumb on purpose. Pretty obvious.

I can't believe people can be that stupid.

What?

Oh, that weapon looks heavy. Okay, time to turn chat off.

Time to go to bed. For you dumb weirdos.

Imagine your whole existence being dedicated to being an annoying troll.

So pathetic. Don't you think you're pathetic? Like, you think you're so funny cuz you're a troll. You're an internet troll, like bottom of the Barrel of loser.

You got nothing better to do with your lives? So lame.

We've sent half of them to hell. Let's do the rest.

I did.

I don't know what kind of mental illness it is where your whole online persona is being an annoying troll. Don't you think it sucks?

I did.

Eat

it,

eat it.

Move on, the village has been destroyed.

They should smash down the gate with your weapons.

Hit those gates open! Destroy them! Just dreadful.

He dead.

Oh, prophecy!

What?

You dead. I did.

38 minutes to go.

Gotta make that £5.

Whoa.

So nice with chat off. You guys are so fucking annoying.

He dead.

He dead.

Damn, I survived all that.

Yeah.

Hit it!

Wow, we're butchering them.

Hit it! This weapon's so good.

I don't like the slow weapons.

Allez.

The town is almost completely looted.

This game's so much better than Battlefield. That game got boring.

One, hit it. Get

it.

Healing.

Onward! The enemy has fallen back to the market.

What? 30 minutes.

What happened?

Why is it black?

I can't— what's happening?

What's going on?

Oh, there you go.

That's weird.

Oh, 100 damage.

Oh, he dead. Nothing too distressing.

He dead.

He dead.

I did.

Wow, I'm number 6.

Hit

it.

Whoa,

this is not

good.

Hey, that—

whoa.

I'm

number 5. So much nicer.

Stream and the chat's off. It's funny.

Hit it.

Added number 7, number 6.

Wow,

all

loot has been captured. Come on!

Agents, their soldiers are making a final stand. Finish them!

Did it.

He dead. Keep

pushing,

keep going, Gaster alive!

I

did.

24 minutes. Oh, I can't wait.

I'm back.

Hunted. We have eliminated half of their remaining forces.

All these people just standing there AFK. Look. 3 people AFK.

Uh.

I did.

24 minutes. I'm sure I just said that. It's like no time has passed.

Need it.

What?

23 minutes.

What? How do we lose?

Kicked me in the face.

Uh.

The Battle of Darkfall. What's Bitmain doing?

Oh, $38 now.

Jesus.

I

can't believe it.

38,

down 25%. 21 minutes left.

Thank God

I only did 8 hours today.

I bet— I mean, he's only made £40.

I made more money day trading than streaming. I can't believe it.

Oh, that stupid cup getting in the way.

Hit

it.

He left. I got one of them. You

did.

Oh, you're dead.

Heal! Where's my helmet?

Get it.

I did.

Oh, 18 minutes. Oh, thank God.

Lock it in.

Ah,

it's timed everything.

What? Oh, my arms! Lost both my arms.

You're dead.

You're dead.

He dead. I dead. Well done, our caravan has reached the gatehouse.

Agents, capture that gatehouse!

16 minutes.

What?

Ah,

that gatehouse must be captured.

Keep the gatehouse clear of assassins.

We've nearly taken the gatehouse.

Hit it.

15 minutes. Oh God, 14 minutes.

Oh God, come on, 14 minutes.

Oh, the slowest 14 minutes of my life.

Boiling hot as well.

Oh, I killed someone.

Boiling hot. Oh, this house is so warm. The gatehouse now belongs to the Devon House. Quickly escort the caravan forward.

What?

13 minutes.

You dead.

I did.

11 minutes. Oh, sweet release soon.

See that?

You can't jump on top of it.

What? Oh, 10 minutes 30 seconds.

You bet.

I

can't move. What? 9 minutes 30 seconds.

I did.

9 minutes left.

The best bit is when you get to 5 minutes.

Just dreadful.

What?

Oh,

kill me.

Oh, I killed him!

What?

7 minutes 30 seconds.

5 minutes, here we come.

What?

6 minutes 30 seconds.

Our caravan has reached the barricade.

Masons, man those barricades! 6 minutes.

This

is not good.

Eat

it,

eat

it.

5 minutes.

I'm doing pretty good.

Wow, 4 minutes 30 seconds.

Keep it up, we've nearly destroyed the barricades.

Dead. 4 minutes. The final stretch.

What?

3 minutes 30 seconds.

How can he block everyone and still swing back? 3 minutes.

It's teaming.

What does TK do?

K must be killed. D is death. What does teaming

Team. 2 minutes left.

Whoa.

The water doesn't even splash.

1 minute 50 seconds.

1 minute 10 seconds.

What? 20 seconds. I'm out of here. Fuck you guys. 15.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 3, 2, 1.