Bangkok Is Weird...-6Is Icmruv4

Wait, I need to get out of here. Stupid naked man.

Oh my God.

This place is weird. This place is not safe to stream in. There's weird people everywhere. This random guy came up to me, asked if I wanted to buy a Rolex. This place is weird. Why did she tell me to come here? I swear that naked guy just came out to try and get me banned. The timing was just amazing. I, I was pointing at my face and then as soon as I swiveled it around, he just appears out of nowhere. And then he came back again. This time he didn't have anything covering his— you know what, I saw his dick. It was flopping around. Oh, thanks, T-Pop. Oh, T-Pop, I haven't seen you in ages. Would I have cereal with a ladyboy? Well, not on the stream. This place is so weird. It's like full of weird-looking white guys. Let's get out of there. It's full of these really old-looking white guys, and it's also full of like very young chavvy English guys sitting around drinking pints with their mates. What a weird place. This naked guy is just Yeah, it just appeared on my stream, so I had to— I had to set it to private, and I trimmed off the end, and I asked someone to download it for me so I can— in case— I'm a bit scared the whole thing gets removed, which would suck because I got some— I got some cool footage from earlier. This guy looks like someone I went to school with. I'm not paying attention to what's around me because I'm looking at my phone. I can't believe I didn't notice the naked guy until People were saying in the chat— It's another, like, weird-looking white guy. I think, I think the stream is safe because he, he was hiding it. I couldn't really see anything, but you know my luck with YouTube. Where is he? Where's the naked guy? He went down that way. He crossed Oh, by the way, did you get angry at that little guy today?

No.

So I definitely don't want to go in the direction he went in. It was so weird. He was just walking around and his dick was like flopping around. His dick was really small. It was like 4 inches maybe. How can you just walk around on the street naked like that? People have got no shame. Jesus, it would just really suck if the stream— if I lost it, cuz that alleyway, the bit in the alleyway with the, with the dragons was pretty cool. Yeah, maybe don't go to the red light district on stream. Need a Misaki exposed video. Oh, thanks, T-Pop.

We need Misaki exposed.

I think I already exposed her on stream. We need to find out who Chihiro's boyfriend is. You see, she's in Laos now. She's in Laos with someone. Oh my God, that was Scary. One of my biggest fears is accidentally filming someone naked on stream. That's why I always think it's kind of crazy when Ice just gives his stream to, to the snipers and then he goes off to the toilet or something. What if they just pulled out their dick? On stream. If it's not the streamer's fault, I don't know if the streamer would get in trouble, but I don't have connections to YouTube and I'm not really a big channel, so I've got no one to help me out in that kind of situation. So I set the stream to Private for now. And, uh, the copy of the stream without the naked guy is up now. I think I need to monetize it.

Young man!

They're saying young man at strangers walking by.

Young man!

Exposing Chihiro's new boyfriend content is great. The problem is she's hiding it really well, so I don't have anything to go off on. I need to go home and sort out all this mess now. I gotta blur out the naked guy. I gotta make sure that the new copy is— Exposing Chihiro's new boyfriend content is great. naked guys in it. Oh my God, room for rent one night, 500 baht.

Where are you?

Um, nearby the Benchikitti Park I went to last time. I lost my confidence now. I built up a good, good stream of confidence. Now I've been a bit shook. I am shooken.

Shaken.

Can you even hear the text-to-speech when it Wait, I've got my volume up.

British school.

They're definitely British.

I can smell the deodorant.

Those two are so British. I wonder if the police would come to get that naked guy. Why is everyone here British? Did you hear him? He was like, the guy over there is cheaper. It was cheaper, mate, innit? Everyone here is like a British old guy or like a British young guy. What a weird place. I bet this is the place where you pay for you know what. And right next to the Indian god of Vishnu. How disgraceful. I left Britain to escape British people, not to be surrounded by them again. I thought my husband was British. I think the massage parlor girls, they see I'm filming, they don't say anything Hmm, Nana Plaza. Is it really a red light district? I thought it's just like an entertainment street. There's also a Japanese street, I've heard, which is also like a massage parlor area, and they, they harass you to get you into these massage places to like have sex with you, I guess. Oh, we're back at the Benjakitti Park. Safe. Safe from weird naked men. The girls sitting outside the massage places are not even very pretty. I wouldn't even say they're prettier than my girlfriend. Ah, back here. You remember last time I came here, I tried to exit the park from this exit and I was gonna go down this way, and then those security guys, they started calling me. They were pointing the other way. Good thing they did that, otherwise I would have walked straight into the red light district at like 10 o'clock at night. That would have been crazy. That was the red light district right down there that I would have walked— accidentally walked to. It's getting pretty hot. I need to find shade.

What happened here?

Is there no thumbnail for this stream? It's just like a gray square. I think it's just the gray square. I need my laptop to set up a stream properly. Oh my God, I feel like I've been traumatized seeing that guy's dick. That was just gross. I can't believe girls like dicks. They're so weird looking. It's just flopping around. There's a little ballsack. It was like, as he ran around, it was flopping up and down. Wow, this park's so empty now. I came here again, I think a couple months ago, with my girlfriend, and they had all this exhibition stuff set up and lights, and they had all stuff in these warehouses. Now it's just completely empty. Parts of Thailand are damn scary, I have to say. Like that slum-looking alleyway with the dragons, that was scary. The dogs, those dogs look feral, like they would chew your leg off. And then the red light areas— I need an umbrella or something, it's so damn hot. Oh my God, look at me. Is it lagging? Wow, look at the city skyline. Uh, it's all choppy. I need to close all the apps again. Hold on. Okay, it should be better now. I didn't think this phone would have so many problems with CPU stuff. It looks fine. Maybe my iPhone is lagging. I need another drink, I'm thirsty. This whole area was all nice last time I came, now it's just empty again. That is the shitty Bangkok. I'm so far away from my home now. I think I'm like 2 hours away. How long we got? 3 hours left? I'm scared now. I was not expecting a naked man on the street at 1 PM. That was so weird. Well, what should we do now? Put my charging cable back in my pocket. My iPhone doesn't need a charge. I clipped it on my phone, the naked guy. Where should I post it? Maybe I'll post it on a TikTok, or maybe I'll post it on my Instagram. Random naked guy. So weird. People are weird, aren't they? Lost 50 viewers from stream restart. Yeah, I don't know why it happens. It happens to Ice as well when he resets his VOD. He goes from like 3,000 viewers down to 1,500, and then it takes a few hours to get back up to where it was before. I don't know why people just— I guess they, they think the stream is finished and then they go off and do something else and they don't come back. The stream ends and they're like, okay, I better do something else, and then it takes a while to build it back up. I got 180 viewers. At one point today, 186, I think. It's pretty good. I haven't had that many viewers in a while. Can I pixelate him? Yeah, but it will take a few hours for the stream to process. And then I can apply edits, and then it takes like an hour or something to have the blur applied. It's really hard to do on the phone. I need to go back to my laptop. Let me check the, the new updated copy. I think it's, it's up now. Oh, what a mess. It's called Meeting— no, it's now a video, not a livestream, so it's with copy. Copy of Meeting Ladyboy. Ads pending. I can't see a thing, it's so bright.

Jesus.

It's a stupid old yucky tiny piece. Where does the stream end? I shaved off the last 10 minutes, I think. I may want to cross the street. Uh, 35 minutes. I think that's before he appears. Yeah, I'm drinking the orange juice and then 6, 5, 4, 2, end. Yeah, I cut the naked guy out. I feel like he was stream sniping me naked. The timing was just uncanny. The timing was amazing. Exactly as I switched the camera angle to the street, he just showed up. You should be in Japan with ice, you can get more viewers. I don't know, the other snipers don't get many viewers. I saw that show guy, he only gets like 40 viewers. That suspenders guy, he gets like 100-something. I don't think Ice's community really cares about watching anyone but Ice. Because the snipers are just very quiet and a bit weird. They're not like Ice. They're just very awkward and weird, but not in the same way that Ice is weird. I don't think I would get Much of an increase in viewership. They already know about me. They— I go into his Discord and I type in Hide in My Room. They were talking about me recently, about my ex-wife. I don't think sniping is a great way to grow your own channel. Although that GreekGodX, didn't he build his entire channel from sniping Tyler1? Wasn't he just a sniper? But he kept doing it over and over again, and then he just— he managed to grow his own community out of it. I'm stuck in the same situation as I was last time. There's no exits in this park apart from all the way down there. Imagine my girlfriend asked me what I do today and I say, I went to Nana Palace, I saw a naked man. She'd be like, what? Why you go there, baby? That is bad place. It's funny, my girlfriend thinks I just sit at home. I mean, I do sit at home all day most of the time, but today is an exception where I actually go out. I think I'm going to get Are they German? They sound German. My mum sent me a message. She said it's really cold in England and they ran out of heating oil and there's no heating. Should I come to Thailand? I thought I could have a nice relaxing drink in that bar. Okay, we need plan B. Where do we go? I think I'll start walking back towards my apartment so I have to pay less when I get the train or something. Yeah, I sniped— the problem is I sniped Ice when Gary was streaming. Ice wasn't streaming. Ice is very different when he's not streaming. When he's streaming, he is— I don't know, he's like very— he shows a lot of interest in people. But when he's not streaming, I felt like he didn't really care that much about talking to me and Chihiro. He was just sitting there talking to Gary. You can tell he's switched off when he's not streaming. I think if we stream sniped him when he was streaming, it would have been a very different experience, and he would have tried to get some kind of entertainment out of me and Chihiro for the stream content. Was Chihiro trolling you by ordering Thai food? I have this feeling that she was. This is kind of weird. She could have gotten any kind of food in Laos. She got Thai food. And then she also goes to Laos the same time I go to Vietnam. I don't know if she's still there or if she's left now. She's now posting the pictures, or if she's posting the pictures while she's there. I don't think— I don't know. I don't think she's really worried about people doxxing her or whatever. But then I feel like she would have the common sense not to post stuff while she's there. I'm stuck in this stupid place again. How do I get back to the streets? I can't see a thing on my phone. The screen is so dim even though I've got brightness Yes, said to Max. I'm in Klong Toei. What's that? What's that famous for? Get out of the park first. It's not a nice day to walk around, it's too much sunlight. I wanted to find somewhere to sit. I'm stuck on this road again. Last time I walked up there, didn't I? Let's get back into Bangkok. It's so bright I can't see my phone screen. Uh, I have to go back. I have to go back in that direction again. Oh my God. So if I keep going this way, I'm just going further and further away from the city center. Slight déjà vu. This time I'm not walking at night, so it's really hot.

Okay.

Okay, here we go. Beefing with Chihiro's new boyfriend will revive Hiding in My Room. I don't know, I tried to beef with Ice, it only got 8K views. Wow, thanks. Beefing with Chihiro's new BF will revive HIMR. People get all butthurt when I post about Chihiro. They're like, oh my God, stop stalking her. But that's the only thing they're interested in. That's the only thing they engage with. I post anything else, they don't care.

Right.

So sorry for trying to post stuff that I think People are interested in. That's my job, isn't it? I've got to post stuff that my subscribers are interested in. Problem is, they're not interested in anything apart from stupid Chihiro. You mean you're not interested in walks by the noisy road, the noisy streets? 100 baht for that glass of orange juice? Oh my God, it cost like 20 baht to get— no, it cost 15 baht to get a bottle of Cola. Could have bought 10 colas for that price. Stupid overpriced orange juice. After I posted Chihiro's Instagram, I think she gained about 100 new followers. She went from 650 to about 745 now, and I'm just losing followers. My Instagram Every time I post anything on Instagram, I lose a load of followers. But even Ice lost about 6,000 subscribers, so I think his new IRL— his new IRL content brought back a lot of old viewers, but a lot of them have now lost interest in him, so they unsub when they see this, the notification. It's like people just lose interest in things after about 4 years, 5 years. I used to watch every single Trash Taste. I haven't watched the last 4 Trash Tastes. I feel like they just talk about the same stuff over and over again.

Weird food takeaways.

Yeah, I feel like they're just doing the same thing. Um, why some anime is rubbish. I guess after a few years you, uh, lose interest in things naturally. Those massive, uh, Komodo dragon things are so scary. They're massive. I can't believe the size of them. Easily bigger than a dog, that big one was. It was so weird they just wander around. If that was the UK, There's no way they would just let them wander around. The RSPCA would round them up, put them into some kind of zoo. Yeah, I only like— I only like Connor's content because he does IRL stuff with Chris, and they go to places like the bungee jumping place. That was fun. I don't really care about watching Joey pretend to be outraged about some random thing that happened in Japanese media. I don't really care about Garnt talking about some stupid weebie anime. Anime's so boring now. I tried watching Great Teacher Onizuka yesterday, and I remember it being really good because I watched it ages ago when I was 18 or something, and I swear in my memory it was a really good anime. But I got to episode 3 and it was so boring. It was just like watching this weird teacher do random stuff. There was no real flowing story. Each episode was like a new random story helping some random student. It just seemed kind of lame. It's not as good as I remembered it. But I like the '90s vibe in those, those old anime. They had a nice art style and the music was nice. I liked, um, the cyberpunk anime was good. I really like that, but it's really hard to get into anime these days. I watched a movie yesterday, it's called Hollow Man, had Kevin Bacon. He's like a crazy scientist who finds a way to make himself invisible, and then he goes crazy. He starts like sexually harassing his research colleagues. It was really weird because in the beginning he's like the good guy, the main character, and then he goes invisible, and then he starts sucking on his research colleague's nipple while she's asleep. And you can— they actually show her nipple and everything being sucked. It was like some kind of porn movie. And then he sneaks out of the research place and he goes back to his apartment, and opposite his apartment there's a really hot girl having a shower. So he sneaks into her apartment. I think he rapes her because he sneaks in and he has to be naked to be invisible, so he's completely naked. He sneaks in.

What?

And then he like grabs her and she starts screaming, but then they cut the scene and then it goes to the next scene. He's back at his home getting dressed. So I think he actually raped her. And then he goes back to the lab and then his, his colleagues are trying to snitch on him. So he goes crazy, he locks them in, and then he starts killing them all one by one. And then in the end he gets killed by—

The police.

A woman and the man. It's a pretty good film. I liked it. Interesting plot twist. And I like the rapey scenes. The bit when he sucks on the nipples, so funny. I feel like that's exactly what I would do. I mean, if you're completely invisible and you're naked, you're going to be pretty horny because you're like, oh yeah, I'm naked, no one can see me, and I'm on the train full of cute girls. Wouldn't you do something? No, I would use my powers for good. And then I watched another movie. It had Scarlett Johansson and Ewan McGregor, and they were clones so their organs can be harvested, and they escape. They try and find the person that they're cloned from, and then they kill him. That's pretty good. I like that movie too. Oh, that's a good movie. Oh my God, this is torture. I'm so damn hot. There's no shelter. It was nice of that motorbike guy to beep at me and then stop. I guess he really wanted to make that 100 baht. 100 baht is— I think it's $2, and he made it in 8 minutes. It's more money than I make in 8 minutes. Yeah, it's a lot of money. If he does that for an hour, that's like 1,000 baht an hour, £20 an hour. If he does it 10 hours a day, it's like £200 a day. It's pretty good money. But then he's got to pay for petrol. I don't know what else he pays for. He's not working for Uber, so So he doesn't have to pay like a fee for Uber. Yeah, if I could go invisible, first I would steal a lot of money. I'd go into the shops and— well, the problem is if you stole money, people can see the money. Only you are invisible. They would see like a floating bag of money. So I don't know how you would steal stuff and get away with it. You'd have to do it when there's no one around. Oh, I'm so tired. I hate this road. I got stuck on this road last time. It's just one long, boring, straight road with nothing. Yeah, it's a bit boring. You don't need money. Yeah, I do. I got 2 dead YouTube channels, I got dead OnlyFans, I got a girlfriend who doesn't pay for anything. Girlfriend doesn't pay for any damn thing even though she works 2 jobs. I don't get it. How can you have no money? She works full-time and also a part-time job, and she can't even pay £200 for her own car repairs. What is with that? I paid for the entire Vietnam trip, cost me nearly £1,000. And still she wants me to pay for more.

Unbelievable.

I don't know if stabilization is on. Let me check. Yeah, it is on. I've only got 2 hours and a half now. It's kind of annoying being limited by time. I'd like to stay out when it's the evening. It's nicer to walk around. She should be helping you with something. Well, she says she does the cooking and she does the cleaning and she helps whenever she can. It sounds like she just wants to be a housewife. She doesn't want to work. If she quit her job, I think I would have to leave her because I wouldn't be able to do anything. I can't stream, I can't make videos. It's so boring when that she doesn't go to work because we end up just not doing anything. She, she wakes up, she has food, then she goes back to bed, and she wakes up again in the afternoon, has food again, then she'll go on her computer for a little bit, and then she'll keep disturbing me. And maybe we'll go shopping in the evening. She must think I'm weird because I'm not doing anything apart from just watching YouTube and playing video games. She must think, how come he doesn't work? She sounds boring. Yeah, she is, but she's like every girl I've dated. Chihiro was the same. She would just go to work, come home, eat, go sleep. No hobbies. I don't really think learning English is a hobby. Chihiro's hobbies were learning English and going to yoga. And then the chlamydia girlfriend was also the same. Go to work, come home, go to sleep, wake up, eat, go to sleep, go to work. Come home, go to sleep, and then on the weekend wake up, eat, go to sleep again, eat again, have a nap, wake up, eat again, go to sleep. Maybe go for a walk. People are so boring. At least I have— I have hobbies, like real hobbies and interests. Like, um, playing video games or streaming and stock market. Was she sexy? Was she a white woman? Women here have such a nice smell. I noticed every time I walk past a Thai woman here, you can smell them. They smell sweet. It's probably some kind of perfume, but I think it's also body odor. It's like when you walk past Indians, they smell like curry. But when you walk past Thai people, they smell sweet because they like sweet stuff. I noticed my girlfriend always puts sugar in everything she makes, and then if she eats something that's supposed to be savory, like a packet of crisps, she'll be like, oh, it's salty, why isn't it sweet? Because it's a bag of crisps, they're supposed to be salty. And she wants everything to be sweet, but then she puts salt on fruit. So you have like a load of, um, they're not apples, but it's like pear. She'll get a load of chopped pears in a packet and it'll come with a sachet of salt, and then she'll dip this, the fruit, into the salt. Oh, is that water? I'm so hot. Better be clean. Ah, it smells funny. I'm so damn hot. Yeah, we bought some strawberries as well, and she gave me a bowl of salt to dip the strawberries. It's so weird. Every time I complain about food, she's like, oh baby, you got to open your mind. Why don't you open mind? Because it's weird. I don't want salty strawberries. Yeah, I'd love to go for a swim. That'd be so nice. This is like some kind of torture march. It's like what the Japanese made the POWs do— march in the sun, no shoes. It's kind of like how some people like salted chocolate. I always find that really weird.

Salted chocolate.

My God, this road is so long. I swear I didn't walk this long from Nana Plaza to get to the park. I don't want another motorbike. Oh, is he spray painting his shoes? I can smell paint. Why would you spray paint your shoes green?

Uh...

In Vietnam. We walked for about 6 hours, I think. My girlfriend was nearly collapsing. She said, how do I walk so much? She said, when you go traveling, do you just walk around aimlessly for hours and hours? I said, yep. We went to Da Lat in Vietnam. They've got a big lake there, and we walked all way around the lake and also visited a park on the way around. It's not a jacket, it's a summer hoodie. It's for the summer. I saw a white man coming. The white men here are very tall as well. They're nearly all 6 foot, 6 foot tall. Where's he going? The Marriott Hotel. I think I stayed in a Marriott Hotel in Amsterdam and Mila was like, wow, it's so expensive. Cost, um, £150 a night. I can't find anywhere to get a damn drink. Wow, look at Bangkok. Looks pretty good, doesn't it?

Very modern.

I can't believe that cash meow guy. Gave Ice a LiveU. Did he give it to him or lend it to him? Because those LiveUs are not cheap, they're like $1,000, and he says he has 5 of them. Maybe I'll snipe Ice and give him my LiveU because I never use it. I think streaming on your phone is good enough. I've got, um, Really strong 4G connection because I'm in the city. I don't really need multiple connections. Couldn't even let me pass. When am I planning on going to Japan? Hopefully in March or April. My girlfriend wants me to come with her to her mum's house. So it looks like I'm gonna have to meet her mum. I don't think I have to meet her dad. I think they hate their dad because the dad left and made a new family with a different woman. Maybe I'll cross here. Wow, it's so noisy. Imagine standing here all day. Stupid dog. Why do dogs want to bark at everything all the time? Why can't they just shut the fuck up? At least cats don't go around meowing at people.

They try to, but they give up.

I found a McDonald's. Maybe I'll get a McDonald's, just get a drink. Ah, civilization. Where can I get a drink? The white people here are so tall. Look at that girl, she's like 5'10. Even the white women here are very tall. That's why I hate dogs, always barking at Things or people, mainly me. Dogs always bark at me. Oh, okay, what do I do now? Looks like a very fancy Um, do they have special Thai stuff? They have, they have a Samurai Burger, which is just a pork burger. They have a lot of pork burgers. So Burger King has a Ninja Burger, which is pork. McDonald's has Samurai Burger. I don't know why. Maybe a lot of Thai people don't eat beef, so they want a pork alternative. Ah, shit, I got a copyright claim on my livestream.

Oh, really?

Copyright content. Shape of You claimed by WMG. Ah, the shape of that— oh, the shape of your body. I do remember hearing that now. See, uh, now I can't monetize that stream. This is why IRL sucks. Ah, look, illegible. Is it Ed Sheeran? You see, that's why I was always so scared about music. Guess I'm not making any money. From that stream. If I just sit at home doing a boring desktop stream, at least I'll make like $30 from the ads. But now I'm not gonna make any money from that. He's gonna take my AdSense, my ad revenue.

Just mute it. I can't.

It's too late now. If, if shops and businesses don't want YouTubers hanging around, they should just play loud music. Put a link on your videos for donations. There is, I think. Oh no, it's not. Start a new stream? I did. This is the new stream, but I mean, the last stream had the copyright claim. This stream is okay.

I think.

Yeah, this stream is monetized. Did you really spend over 8K in a few months? Yeah, somehow I did.

Stupid flight.

Because of all the apartments, I spent, spent nearly £1,000 per month on hotels and apartments. And then I spent— I don't know, I went to Pattaya, that cost like £250. I don't know how I'm spending so much money. So the food, the petrol, hotels— It's kind of expensive for renting an apartment upfront. You gotta pay a few months in advance for guarantees and stuff. Okay, let's go. I don't really want to go to McDonald's. I spent a lot in Vietnam as well, all the taxis, and then paying for tickets to go into places like parks and museums cost about £20 each. It all starts to add up. Oh, I look so gross. Hair's all wet. This is a Japanese restaurant. Contemporary Japanese cuisine. Go find the ladyboys. No, I'm not going back to Nana Plaza. Stupid naked white men.

Running around.

He looked like some kind of guy from Attack on Titans. You know the Titans in Attack on Titan? They're like these big naked fat weird-looking baby-faced men. He looked like that, didn't he? He had like skinny legs but a massive belly and his bum was really small. He looked weird. This area is so different to where I was earlier in the stream. This area is so modern looking. Oh no, I'm heading back. back to Nana Plaza. This direction is going to Nana Plaza. I need to go the other way. Oh, I just saw a rat! Did you see that? A rat just went down there. I saw a massive rat in Vietnam. It was like the size of a kitten. Did you see that rat? Whoa, it's going into that garbage bag.

Hello. Look, disgusting.

Look, it was going to the bag. How many rats are in that bag? Do you think I can see it move? Oh, look! Did you see it?

The rats of Bangkok.

You never see a rat in Tokyo. Well, I've never seen a rat in Japan. I saw a massive cockroach in the streets of Taiwan. I saw big rats in Vietnam and also Malaysia. Those rats are huge. I read that one of the things that gave World War I soldiers the most PTSD were all of the rats in the trenches. There'd be millions of rats. Rats, and they would come out at night and crawl over the soldiers' faces. And at night when there was no fighting, apparently you could hear the rats in no man's land eating the dead bodies. Those trench rats must have been huge. Yeah, rats must love war. Got loads of food, rotting bodies. Uh, I want to go that way and look for a 7-Eleven. I don't want to pay 100 baht. I'm gonna go back for a juice again. That orange juice should have only been about 15 baht, maybe 20 for a bottle. There's no way it costs 100. What did he say?

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

The streets of Bangkok. I guess I could make highlights out of the stream, make it into 8-minute videos so I can get some AdSense, get some ad revenue at least. I had to set the first stream to private because of the naked man, and then the new copy of it without How the Naked Man got demonetized because of stupid Ed Sheeran. Uh, at least I got some donuts. Wasn't a complete waste. Kind of remove the claim by muting it. Yeah, I guess I'll try. Wow, are these train tracks? Does a train actually come here? That'd be insane.

I'm hungry. And thirsty.

I wonder if all of Ice's streams have been copyright claimed for music, so I'm pretty sure he can't avoid the music. Everywhere he goes there's music— bars, restaurants, hotels. I don't think Ice cares about the ad revenue, he just gets a load of donos. I kind of need the ad rev. Uh, got 2 hours. Only Daniel can make Bangkok boring. When you're me, everything's boring. Welcome to my world. Why are these curbs so high up? Look at these curbs. I think it's to stop motorbikes from riding up onto them. In Vietnam, the motorbikes ride onto the footpath. It's actually a good idea. And no way a motorbike is getting up on this unless they pop a wheel So great shopping mall ahead. Central Embassy. Yeah, I've been there before. It's like a really high-end shopping center full of Gucci and Louis Vuitton, Chanel, all this stuff no one actually buys. Who the hell buys Louis Vuitton? And if you're the kind of person who can afford If you can afford to buy Louis Vuitton, you're not going to go to a shopping mall to buy it, are you? Get your butler to go and buy it for you. Buy it online. I feel like there's less motorbikes in Bangkok because they've, they've made it kind of anti-motorbike. In Vietnam, they haven't done anything to, to make people not want to ride motorbikes.

Good idea.

Motorbikes are just annoying. Why don't anyone— why doesn't anyone ride a bicycle here? I don't think I've seen I haven't seen a single person riding a bike, a bicycle. They have these rental bikes. But no one uses it. Is that guy looking at my, my camera? It seemed like he was having a good look. Use the bridge? Uh, yeah, I guess. I guess I could. I think the big red charging cable coming out my phone looks kind of weird.

Up the stairs.

Up we go. Uh, uh, oh, I've been here before. Should I give some money to this woman? Give her 1,000 baht.

Nah.

So it says ice on the cup. Oh, I nearly fell over. Sometimes I do feel like giving them money, but then I think, what do I get out of Hmm, where should we go? I still want to find a 7-Eleven, get some sugary drinks. Chinese New Year. I don't really want to go inside a shopping mall because they always got music playing. Ed Sheeran. Goddamn Ed Sheeran everywhere. That song is so stupid. The Shape of Your Body. Isn't the lyrics like, I'm in love with the shape of your body? So he only loves her For her body? What about her personality? Where's this taking me? It's taking me inside a building. Ah, I have to go back now. I don't want to go inside a building. It's taking me into this bank. I think I can exit down there.

Oh.

Has he met Ladyboy yet? Yes, I just finished creaming his bum hole. Now I'm back, going back. I'm just worried they got music playing. Do you remember PewDiePie sang Despacito and he got a copyright claim? And his singing was so bad, it wasn't in tune or anything, but he still got a copyright claim. I'm in a bank. Give me all your money! Imagine robbing a bank. How would that even work? I watched that show on Netflix about that Swedish guy. What's his name? He robs banks. It's where the phrase Stockholm Syndrome came from.

Stockholm Syndrome?

Something Oz—

Oz— Osforth.

I can't remember now. He has sex with a load of women and then he robs banks. That show's wild. What are they building here? I would have hailed a Grab by now, but I don't know where I'm going. I'm just walking randomly. I've got 2 hours to walk home. What's this? They're selling this weird-looking juice in unlabeled bottles. See, the white people here are so tall. He was like 6 foot 5. Wow. Um, it's very hard to relate. I can't resist trying to imitate what they say. Just sounds funny. It sounds funny and it's fun to try and imitate the sound, but I guess it's kind of racist. Will I learn Thai? No. I'm actually kind of interested in learning Japanese again, getting back into my Japanese. I was watching Ice, you know, that Vexed guy. He says he wants to be a translator. His Japanese is so bad. Why doesn't he just do YouTube? He has like 500,000 subscribers and he get— he used to get good views, but he just stopped making videos to be a translator. His Japanese sucks. You look at the recent It'll be funny if I found some Japanese people here. I haven't really seen many. I saw one Japanese couple in Vietnam in the war museum. There were a lot of Korean people in Vietnam for some reason. But there were like busloads of Vietnamese— I mean, Korean people in Vietnam everywhere.

Hello.

Oh, this is the nice area. Bangkok. Most Japanese go to Thaniya Plaza. Don't know where that is. Maybe I can learn Japanese in Thailand, go to a Japanese class. But then a Japanese class would be full of Thai people learning Japanese, wouldn't it? A Thai class could have some Japanese people learning Thai, and then I can meet cute Japanese Befriend her and then, and then balabong her. Then I have 2 girlfriends. Having 2 girlfriends would be a lot of work. Because you would only be able to see the other girlfriend when the other girlfriend is away, and then the second girlfriend would get suspicious and say, why can't you see me tonight?

I never had tacos Bell before.

It's completely empty. Vegetarian menu. Just doesn't look very appetizing. It's like a load of rice inside of a crispy thing. Look at these footprints. Why are there footprints in the concrete everywhere? Look, here as well. And why don't they get proper brooms instead of using a stick? Little sticks tied to a big stick. Couldn't they get like a cheap mass-manufactured plastic broom or something? I heard you get diarrhea. You get diarrhea if you eat Taco Bell. Is it true? I had diarrhea last week. My girlfriend got this really spicy kind of tofu thing. It was like tofu and some kind of sausage in a really spicy chili oil soup. Wow, this girl's really tall. She's taller than me. The new generations of Thai people, very tall now. The whole myth of Asian guys being short. Not really true anymore. Maybe if you're born in the '60s or '70s, but the kids these days are pretty tall. I thought I would be tall in Thailand. It's weird cuz I feel tall in Japan, but not in Thailand. Thai people are pretty tall. Uh, there's no shops anywhere. What is this place? It's rubbish. Has to do with diet. I think more milk and dairy products and more animal meat makes you taller. Traditionally, the Asian diet hasn't really had much dairy in it, and it's had a lot of seafood, tofu. I don't know why dairy makes you taller. I think it's because She was looking right at us. Who? I think a lot of people look straight into the camera more than I Expect. Uh oh, uh oh. I haven't had anything to eat today, and I've probably burned a couple. Feet are starting to hurt. I don't know why my dad is so short. My dad was only about 5'8 or 9. Maybe he didn't have dairy. His family was very poor when he was a kid. I feel like most people were poor in the '50s, just coming out of World War II. Am I still walking in the shoes Chihiro bought you? Yep, 4 years now, same shoes. Good old Nike. You notice she put the mask on as I got near her. Maybe she knows I'm filming. Oh, I'm back here again. Do you remember this place? I thought I'd be going somewhere new. I'm just going to the same place I went to last time, remember? No, I don't want to see it again. Wait for me, it's still green. I have to buy a coconut. Nice white people. I would have bought a coconut, but they would have— they would have heard me speak English. Oh my God, I wonder what Ice would do if he came to Thailand. Because I feel like this is all there is to do. You walk around and buy a coconut. Skywalk. Never go up Skywalk, uh, but then there won't be any shops up there. There's no shops. What the hell is this place? Oh my God. In Japan, there's vending machines and 7-Elevens everywhere. This place is not very convenient. Um, Bangkok is very pedestrian unfriendly. There's just nothing Miles.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Where am I going? I'm not too far from the Sukhumvit train line, which would take me kind of near back to my apartment. There's a huge pedestrian skywalk. Yeah, but there's nothing up there. It's just a bridge. There's no shops on it. I want a shop. I need a drink. There's no vending machines anywhere. At least Vietnam had vending machines. Oh, I think I'm getting heat stroke. I've got a headache. There's no way I could do this all day long. If I was gonna do non-stop 24/7 streams, I'd probably spend a few hours outside and And then the rest of the day in my room, and then people would just say, this is boring, where's the drama? Got a drama audience but there's no drama. Channel died. These look like nipples. I probably have to end it in 30 minutes so I have an hour to get back. I think it's been a pretty fun stream. I went into that weird alleyway, got scared by the dragon, saw a naked man. Will I visit Pattaya? I already visited it a couple months ago. This wasn't that Interesting. I wonder if I'll show it to my girlfriend. That was pretty funny, the naked man. I could say I was out filming with my 360 camera, but then she might ask why I went to Nana Plaza. I could say I accidentally walked into it without Or I could say— actually, I don't even have to tell her that it's Nana Plaza. She might not even notice. And then she might say, oh, that's Nana Plaza. And I could say, oh, is it? I didn't even know. I thought it was just Bangkok. You should have seen his willy when he came back. Good thing I put the camera Down, cuz he came back this time without covering up anything. I think he only covered up cuz he saw my camera, cuz my camera was pointed at the street. Uh, Oh my. Those old people are faster than me. Maybe I can get a drink here. This is just food. No one's selling drinks.

She's cute.

I don't want to go to a restaurant and just get a drink. I want to get— just get a bottle of something. Yeah, even the old people who are white are very tall. Why is it so tall? Like a Pepsi.

20.

Thank you. Oh, Pepsi. Now somewhere to sit. Oh, I can sit over here, I think.

Is this a bench?

It's a weird bench. Ah, so good.

Pepsi commercial.

Yeah, Pepsi. They should be paying me for advertising. Challenge, approach one random female and make her laugh. Oh, thanks, Christopher. Approach one random female, make her laugh. How? What should I say? No, I'm too scared. I feel like I'm being a creep. I don't like to disturb people. What would I even say? Will you be my girlfriend? I feel too bad disturbing people. Feels wrong. What's over there? Oh yeah, it's Chinese New Year soon, so they've got decorations up. Did you know Thailand has the biggest community of Chinese people? outside of China in the world. I think 12% of the population here are Chinese. And I think pretty much every business owner and rich person in Thailand is Chinese or part Chinese. Yeah, I spent a couple hours on Wikipedia reading reading Chinese population in Thailand, and it said about 50% of the people in government and ex-prime ministers were Chinese or part Chinese, and even some of the kings were part Chinese or something. It said over 80% of the billionaires in Thailand are Chinese. So it's a very Chinese-dominated country, kind of like Malaysia, Singapore.

Hello.

Those giant cats from that commercial. Oh yeah, that's a plastic surgery advert, isn't it? Allergen Aesthetics. Is it, or is it just makeup?

I don't know.

What do you think I should do next time I stream outside? Because I don't really want to do this same thing again, just walking around the streets. Nothing much really happens. Talk to people? Uh, well, I talked to one woman in that alleyway when I got lost, and I talked to that motorbike man, so I talked to 2 people. Maybe I'll try to talk to one more person, but I've kind of lost my energy now. The naked man sucked it out of me. I feel so tired. I don't know how Ice does this all day.

Hello.

Copyright claimed again by Ed Sheeran, Shape of You, by WMG. Not making any money on these streams, no ad rev. Can I really mute it? I thought only Twitch lets you do that. Okay, let's go. Where should I put my empty can? Warner Music Group. This costs 20 baht. Do you think that's cheap? It's cheaper than 100 baht. How much is it? 40p? It's like a Chinese market thing here.

Oh, they got bins.

Oh, they got bins. Better not be playing music. I think I can get this stream monetized, so there hasn't been any music. If I hear music, I'm walking the other way. What are those? They look weird. They look like those little things you pop. like, um, pimple popping fetish. Why do you have no energy? Because I've been walking around for 4 hours straight in the sun. I don't know if Thai music will copyright claim me. Happy New Year! Why is Chinese New Year in the middle of January? Makes no sense. Gong Lee Fat Choy. It's just clothing, a bit boring. Oh, there's music.

Oh, there's music, yeah.

Why can't I hear the music until I walk right into it? I'm scared there's music down here. I think, I think YouTube should automatically mute the bits with music instead of just auto It would. Because if I had to choose between muting a segment or losing all the money from the stream, I think I'd rather just sacrifice a minute of the stream because it's like 20 seconds of that music, probably. Because of 20 seconds of music, I lose the ability to make any money on the whole stream. It's so dumb. Why don't they just automatically remove it? Well, that was lacking in luster. How is this video demonetized? I'm not talking about this stream, I'm talking about the earlier stream with the naked man. I don't think this one's been copyright claimed. There's so many women here. Thai people make this weird noise. It's like, uh, don't know what it means. Oh wow, thanks, Danny.

No ladyboys.

One thing my girlfriend started to do was, um, she started to speak, say some things in Thai. I find that kind of arousing. I don't want to go in here. I might lose connection. Don't you find it way hotter when you're having sex with a foreign girl and then she starts saying stuff in her language instead of saying stuff in English? I don't really find it hot when girls say stuff in English. I find it a bit cringe. Like when I had sex with these British girls else, and they would, they would say stuff like, oh yeah, harder. It's just kind of awkward. But then when I do it with a Japanese woman and they say stuff in Japanese, I find it really hot. But even this guy is really tall. He's like 5 foot 10. Oh yeah, baby, fuck my pussy harder. I find it kind of weird. Maybe I just don't find native English speakers attractive. I like the exoticness of a non-native. Imagine my girlfriend comes home early and she comes home and I'm not there. That would be weird. She did come home pretty early on Monday. She came home at 4 PM. And I had all my stuff out. I was trying to sort out my live view and my stuff in my bag. I had to quickly shove it back in my bag because I could hear the keys jangling. Oh wow, thanks, Alus84, very generous. Ed Sheeran screwed me on my last stream. He screwed me good. Why does Ed Sheeran not look like the way you would think he sounds? Because I first saw Ed Sheeran on Game of Thrones, actually. I only saw Ed Sheeran because he makes some appearances in movies and shows, but I never heard his music until recently. His new song, what's it called? It's on the radio a lot, but it just doesn't sound like what he looks like. He looks like he sits on a stool with a guitar and plays like old people's— old people music. But his songs sound like, you know, James Charles, that YouTuber? He sounds like he would look like that, like very gay looking. What's that?

Violin.

Is this going to get me a copyright claim?

What's that sound?

She's not even playing it. She's just randomly making sounds. She's not actually playing it, she's just rubbing it up and down and it's going— did you see that? And she's rubbed it so much in the same place it's made like a white mark. Maybe I give her some money. Should I give her some money? I give her 1,000 baht. No, it's like £20. That's a beautiful sound. I thought it was like a machine making that noise, like a train stopping. It's just going— Center Point Siam. Um, I've been here before when it was raining. You see, look at all the, the models in the adverts. This is the beauty standard in Thailand, basically feminine-looking Chinese boys like this. This is not the face of the ethnic Thai people, is it? That's just a Chinese guy. Uh, look at this guy up here. All the models and the actors and actresses, they're not actually Thai Thai people. They're Chinese Thai people. You can see it in their faces. They got the fair skin, the not so wide nose. Siam Center. That's the beauty standards in this country. It's kind of weird. I think this is the exit. Thank you for holding the door. Oh, there's music in here. Oh yeah, this bit had a Halloween thing last time I came. No, there's music playing. I don't want to leave. my breath. I can't go inside buildings because of the music. Dark skin is associated with working in the fields and being poor. It's funny because in England the opposite is true. People want tan skin in England because they think if you have pale skin, you're You're inside and you work in like an office, but if you have tan skin— people go on the beach to get a tan. Oh, this is the train station. Maybe I will head back now. Uh, where am I? This is— where do I have to go? Where am I? I'm at, uh, I don't know where this station is. Oh look, they put the British flag for English. Bearing.

Oops.

I think this is the Sukhumvit Line. Why doesn't it say the name of the train station? Uh, I'll look on Google Maps. It is 3 o'clock. Let me see how long it'll take me. Oh my God, 54 minutes. Um, where should I go? Okay, let's buy a train ticket. I don't know how to use the ticket machines. Every time I put money into it, it spits the money back out. Do you have a ticket to go here?

7 kai.

Yeah.

Yes, one. One, please. 4 kai.

Okay.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

And that's how you buy a ticket. I'll show you how you get on the train here. You get this card and you go in. Whoops, my cable's coming out. Uh, which platform? Sawadee. Look how modern the station is. Very nice, very nice train station. The Sukhumvit Line. Uh, I don't know which platform to get.

No.

Maybe I go up. Wow, there's 2 levels of train tracks here. There's trains on top of trains. Very high-tech. Whoa, this whole thing's shaking.

Look, it's shaking.

Earthquake simulator.

Maybe that's my train.

I don't know. I forgot which station I'm getting off at. I just chose a random one that's nearby to where I need to get the train. Yeah, I could take you to Chatuchak Park, but it's pretty boring there. It's just like the other park I showed you.

Not much.

Ah, it says train to Khukot, uh, 5 platform 2. What platform's this? I think this is platform 2. Yeah, it is platform 2. The next one is Ratchathewi. Yeah, this is the right one. Easy, easy. Uh, Uh, 59 minutes until girlfriend comes home. Where's my selfie stick? Go to Akihabara. It does look like I'm in Japan, doesn't it? If I told you I'm in Japan, would you believe me? Even Japan doesn't have multi-level trains. It's pretty advanced for Thailand. This is a nice train station, better than anything England has. Only thing it's missing is kawaii Japanese schoolgirls in their little uniforms. Melts your heart, softens your cheese. I don't really know— oh yeah, there's some school kids over there. They just wear a kind of white shirt with a black knee-length skirt. Doesn't really do anything for me, but I don't know why the Japanese schoolgirl was so damn cute. Maybe anime did something to my brain. Anime always sexualizes schoolgirls. Makes you think it's okay. I guess it's kind of not okay. It's like sexualizing teenagers. But when you watch a lot of anime and Japanese shows, you just start to think, oh, this is normal. Japan has like massive pedo culture, I guess. Pedo! Pedo! Oh look, Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo Cristiano. Is that Ronaldo Cristiano? It looks like him, but he looks kind of Thai. Maybe they photoshopped him so he looks more Thai. That would be funny. Maybe they darken his skin a little bit. Is that Cristiano Ronaldo? That is him, I swear. Oh, there's a sukiyaki Japanese restaurant over there. Akiyoshi. Akiyoshi Japanese Sukiyaki and Shabu-Shabu. Are you coming back to the UK anytime Anytime soon? Uh, probably not. I don't see why. I'll just go to Japan next. I've got 2 months in Thailand, and then I'll go to Japan, and then I'll think about coming back to Thailand. Depends if I really miss my girlfriend or not. It's kind of hard to tell now because I've got a girlfriend, but I might have crippling loneliness when I leave her, and then I might want to come back. Maybe I like her more than I realize. She's not a bad girlfriend, she's just very poor and annoying. But I wouldn't mind a bit of a break from her, have a bit of alone time. She only works— recently she's only worked one day a week. We got back from Vietnam Vietnam, she worked one day, then had a 4-day weekend, and then she went back to work today. And I'm guessing she's going to go to work tomorrow, but then you never know, she might take another day off because she keeps coughing. And then she says she's too tired because of all the coughing. I think maybe the vaccines messed up her immune system. Ever since she got COVID, she coughs Every single night, and she just starts spitting phlegm into a bucket. It's disgusting. She spits out all this phlegm, and it's just clear phlegm. It's not yellow. It sounds like an old— like an old man spitting into a bucket. Going on the train. Might not be able to talk much. There's a lot of people. Yeah, a lot of people. What is the BTS train? It's the Bangkok train station train. Look, I'm the only one not wearing a mask. Everyone's wearing a mask still. Even though you don't have to. Yeah, people don't really talk on the train here either, like Japan. Why aren't the doors closing?

We're moving.

I'll show you the train view. How many stops? I think 5 stops. It's nice and quiet, no more traffic. Next station, Ratchathewi. Ratchathewi? Is that the name of the station? Can't really see anything, they've put this black mesh over the window. I'm gonna hate wearing a mask in Japan. I haven't worn a mask since July in Malaysia. No one wears a mask in Vietnam. People stopped wearing a mask in the UK, and you don't have to wear a mask here, even though most people still wear I think I'll probably go back to Osaka, see if Chiharu wants to meet up like good old times. Maybe I'll go to Tokyo. I haven't been to Tokyo since 2016.

Next station, Paya Thai.

Interchange with Airport Please take me back to Hero. I changed my ways.

I've Promise. Next station, Victory Monument.

Oh, Victory Monument. Do you know why they built Victory Monument. It was when they beat the French after— no, I think it was during World War II. Vichy France. They took back some territory. Yeah, Thailand took back some territory from France, and then the French did a counterattack, and it looked like the French were going to win, so the Japanese stepped in and made them stop. stop fighting, made the French give back some territory. Vichy France was basically Japan's little bitch, but they still had better, better naval forces than Thailand. But Thailand had a bigger army, land army.

Next station, Sanamphao.

Oh look, there's the Victory Monument. Is that a 6-lane roundabout? Oh, it's an 8-lane roundabout. Thailand never got invaded, but they did— they voluntarily ceded territory to the French in exchange for not being invaded. They were like, okay, we'll give you some land if you don't invade us. And then the French were like, okay, sounds good. I was watching ICE talk about how America's never lost a war before, and then people were saying, what about Vietnam War, and then he says, we didn't lose that war. We went in there, bombed their shit up, and then left. I don't know if he's trolling. America lost so much from losing the Vietnam War.

Yeah.

And they lost like 60,000 soldiers, and they wasted hundreds of billions of dollars for nothing. I have extensive knowledge about the Vietnam War because I went to the museum. I spent 4 hours in the Vietnamese War Museum 2 weeks ago. I know everything. You know the Great Inflation? That happened in the '70s, that was because of the war. America had record-high inflation for like 10 years because of the war. And it completely ruined America's reputation as a global superpower. Hello, this is where I used to live. I used to live here, the first apartment.

Oh, really?

44 minutes. It's nice having that timer on the screen. Next station, Sapan Kwai. Sapan Kwai. I think that's my stop. You're not as shy in public as you claim to be. Um, after a few hours I do, I do get used to it, but the first— if you watch the first hour of today's stream, I I was having a nervous breakdown. I actually nearly ended the stream because I was really stressed out about it. My phone— I can't flip my phone anymore. If I flip it, it lags out the stream. Oh, is that a monkey? Welcome to— what's this place called?

Sapani Kwai.

Wow, Mr. Tough Guy here. Yeah, I'm a bit annoyed with my phone because the only reason I got the flip phone was so I could flip it while streaming, but when I flip it, the whole The stream becomes a stuttering mess. So now this phone's completely pointless because it doesn't do what I bought it to do. So I need to rethink my stream setup now because this is— I need a small Android, something that's around the size of this would be better. Maybe I just stream on my iPhone, but then I don't have Streamlabs. I need I need an Android. This is Thai beauty standards. Very nice. Okay, how do I get back? I am near the Moth Market. What is that? M-O-T-H. F Market. There's Chatuchak Park. I'm still quite far away from my home. I gotta get 2 more trains. Oh my God, I've got to You get a blue train and then another train. Oh, I didn't get off at the right place. I should have gone off at the next station, but I didn't pay to get off at the next station. I paid to get off at this station. It cost me 43 baht. To get a 20-minute train ride. That's like £1. In England, you get a train ride for 20 minutes, it'll cost you about £7 or £8. When I got a train to Maidstone, I think it cost me like £7 return ticket. The price of trains is so cheap in Thailand, it's insane. Actually, sometimes they give you a Free ticket. I think it's to try and get more people to use the trains. I think not enough people use the trains and they're trying to get people to use cars and bikes less. So 40 baht is 40 baht in pounds.

No, yeah.

40 Thai baht in pounds. Why does it search in-house? Oh, 99p, pound sterling. Yeah, train's really good in Thailand, very impressive. And, um, The station is really nice as well. It's kind of like a Japanese bullet train station. Look at this thing! Skytrain! Very nice. You go onto Google Street Maps, go back to 2010, they're still building all this. I actually feel like I'm in Japan right now. Look, the train comes. It looks like a Japanese train. It's funny, in Japan you get all those people who film trains. They stand by the train crossings with massive tripods and DSLRs. You don't see that in any other country. Japan has really weird hobbies. Have you seen that viral clip? There are a bunch of Japanese photographers waiting for a train to come around the corner, and then this white guy is on a bike and he's like getting in the shot and thinking they're all trying to take a picture of him, and he's cheering and waving at them. And then the Japanese people are losing their minds, telling him to die and fuck off and stuff, and they nearly beat him up. It went viral on Twitter, I think. These train nerds trying to get a shot of the train coming around They got so pissed off that their, their shot got ruined. Japanese people are hilarious. Why don't they get a normal hobby like, I don't know, fishing? Japanese Twitter is pretty, pretty, uh, ruthless. You know, there's this little Twitch channel guy called Josh in Japan, and he's like RobCD. He rides a bike around in Japan, he streams it on Twitch. I think he had a bike crash where a car crashed into him, and it was quite a big thing. And all the Japanese people were blaming Josh, saying, oh, you stupid gaijin, you shouldn't have been riding Blah blah blah. And he was writing on Twitter fighting them back, telling them the car that hit me was in the wrong. And then there's all like these racist Japanese people, kind of like— do you remember when my video about Japanese bacon went viral and then that Japanese right-wing nationalistic 4chan group found me and they made this massive thread about me, nearly 100 pages? They were telling me to fuck off, go back to my own country, saying that I'm Chinese, not British, because I'm Asian. They, uh, nationalistic Japanese people on the internet, they're pretty hardcore. But they were just roasting him, it was pretty funny, saying stuff like, oh, you shouldn't be on a bicycle, you should, you should be on a— you should have training wheels before you ride a bike. How do I get out of this place? Oh, they got Lawson. See, reusable tickets. Unlike the UK, they give you a paper ticket, you put it in the bin. Here they give you a plastic reusable ticket or a little Plastic token. Oh look, a vending machine. What are they selling? A multi-tool keychain. It's got an LED light. Oh, they even sell knives. Is that a pen knife? N95 mask. It's nearly my girlfriend's birthday. I have to start thinking about getting her something, otherwise she's going to be like, oh, you don't care about me. What should I get her? I I'm gonna get her some hand sanitizer from the vending machine. What's that? Oh, car wash, car polish, and sellotape. Very random things. Where are the drinks? I'm thirsty again. How much have I spent today?

1,000 baht.

So I paid 17 baht plus 31 for the train, and then I got a Pepsi, and then I spent 100 on the motorbike taxi, spent 100 on that orange juice, and I spent 43 on this train. 300 baht, it's about— Um, I spent $9 today just to come out and and get some drinks. I'm gonna have to spend more to get more trains. Not cheap doing IRL. You made more I think I probably made about $25. The first stream's not getting monetized because of stupid Ed Sheeran, but hopefully I can get some clips. I think there were some funny moments like the alleyway and the massive lizard. I don't know if I can monetize the naked man, put it on Instagram. He looked like one of those Attack on Titan Titans. It was massive. Massive belly. So weird. Yeah, I'll mute the music when I get back. Hopefully I'll make a bit because people will start watching it more. I think most of my views on the streams come after the stream has ended, but I've lost all of the potential ad rev from those people who've already watched it. Okay, how do I get home? Oh my God, it's going to take me 30 minutes to get back. Um, actually, I've got to get back on this train because I've got to go further. I got off at the wrong stop. I need to go to—

Um, Mammoth.

Um, um.

Oh, stupid thing.

Either I walk to the next station or I get the train that goes further up and then change there. Okay, here we go again. I hate buying tickets, you've got to talk to them. Can I get a ticket here?

40, 17 baht.

Okay. 15.

15? Thank you.

17 baht. I thought she said 16. We're going to Koh Kood. Let me see. I am here. I want to go to Mo Chit. Rabbit card? Yeah, I need to get some kind of travel card and then just top it up. Mo Chit. I think I can show you the park as well because the train goes into the park or above the park. This selfie stick is pretty good actually. I got a GoPro—

cost—

I think this cost $20. It's not a cheap selfie stick. Pretty good selfie stick. Because it's small. I wonder if this phone's any good for streaming. The V25, it's got 64 megapixels, optical image stabilization. I wonder if my Flip Z has optical or digital, because I really want optical.

Digital is good.

Digital stabilization relies on software. Wow, look at this shit hole. Damn. Imagine having a train station running right above your roof. That must be loud. I can see your panties. That's why a lot of streamers Why do foreigners use that white Sony cam? It's because it has optical stabilization. I used to have one. I left it at Chihiro's house when I stormed out on her, and then she sold it. You know that camera is worth over $400? She could have sent it back to me. Chihiro is such a bitch. She just sells my stuff instead of sending it back to me, and then she's like, yeah, Yeah, that's your problem. It's what you get for cheating on me. She's so petty. Chihiro is not a nice person. She sold my iPad and my camera. Doesn't even keep it as like a sentimental memento. I kept her panties. I want that camera back. You can't buy it in Thailand, it's really hard to find it. You can buy it in Japan secondhand on Amazon, but it's like 50,000 yen, which is about $400. I don't want to buy it again. I just bought a £400 360 camera which I can actually stream from. Maybe I'll try I could try a stream on that camera. It'd be weird to do a 360 stream. I don't know how that would work. You, you could swivel the 360 and then look up my nose, which would be not great because I like to have the camera near my face so I don't have to project my voice. But then you swivel it and you can see right up my nose. No, I don't want to do a 360 stream. Having a stable stream is— it's not easy. I've had stabilization on this whole stream and it still looks kind of shaky. I'm thirsty again. I was going to bring my big bottle of water, but it's so heavy. I need— I think Ice's water in a bag idea is pretty good, but that must make his backpack really heavy. He's got 1 gallon of water in a plastic water bag, and he's got like a tube coming out of his bag that he sips on. It's a good idea, It's just kind of weird having a constant supply of water when you're streaming out about— out and about is challenging. I need to get some lotion for my hands. I need to get this cream, it's called, uh, Tara Plus. I nearly finished it.

It's Antifungal.

It's got miconazole nitrate, which is some kind of salt which I think kills fungal spores, and it's got triamcinolone acetonide, which is a topical corticosteroid. I'm becoming very knowledgeable about hand creams, and this cleared up my hands pretty well. You should have seen my hands before, it was disgusting. There were these blisters and gross-looking rash all over my palms, and then the blisters popped and dried and became yellow like honey. My fingers were so itchy. My fingers had these bumps all along the side of it, like those dildos that have all the bumps on it. It looked like a, like a vibrator. My finger looks so gross. All up the side were these bumps, and on the other side, and they were really itchy, and it was so hard not to scratch it. I'm pretty sure it's Candida. Uh, train's coming. I need to wash my hands after I have you know what. Oh, scared me. Wakanda forever! Is that a new movie? Look at the outfits, they look ridiculous like that. Mortal Kombat character. What's that Mortal Kombat character? The Aztec guy. He's got like a headdress.

Hello.

I'm not sure which side has the park. Yeah, I think it'll be this side because we're going north. I want to show you the park. Yeah, Kotal Kahn, he was one of my favorite characters. That's pretty good. With— I wanted to, but it's too long. It's like 3 hours long. I need to pee. After 1 hour. I don't like it when they make movies so long. I need to pee. Try sitting down for 3 hours without moving, it makes my bum hurt. Stupid James Cameron, why can't he make it 2 hours? 3-hour-long movie, I bet it's rubbish anyway. Hello, this is Tom.

Martin.

You can do a better tour of Bangkok just by getting the train, getting the Skytrain, and then showing you from the platform. If this was Japan, there'd be drinks vending machines everywhere. I need another drink. Oh, 20 minutes until my girlfriend— what time is it? Nearly 4. I don't think she'll be back at 4. She said 6, but I don't trust her. She said 6 last time, she came back at 4. This stupid guy on my comments on the ladyboy stream. We all knew this was coming after years and years of abuse of women and not understanding women. He comes to this final solution. Disgusting. These people in the comments are so dumb. Did he meet the ladyboy? No, just saw a naked old white guy that walks in front of him. After he finished his orange juice. That was pretty funny though. Thailand Cammy. Was there a Thai woman that looked like my mom? It's funny when the viewers point out funny things. Oh, that was pretty good. Doesn't look like my mom. Uh, I should get rid I'm gonna get rid of the on-screen chat. It's a bit of an obstruction. Uh, the footage is so shaky, isn't it? It's hard to keep it stable. Oh, it's Ice streaming. His stream was glitching. His hand was like moving. Look, for nearly 4 hours his stream was doing this, like he was jerking off. It looks so weird. It looks like he's jerking off. I don't know how his stream glitched to do that. He met some random Korean streamer brought him back to his hotel and got him to do an all-night media stream in his bathroom. Ice gets the most random weird stuff to happen on his streams. Oh, my girlfriend messaged me. Oh, fuck. Uh, my girlfriend just messaged me, baby, I'm here. Is she home? Where? I think my girlfriend's home. Oh my God, I'm busted. My girlfriend just messaged me, I'm here. Where is she? What if she's on this train station and she's like looking at me?

I need to get On a different train.

I need to start heading back. She said, I'm here, do you miss me? Yes, of course. I don't think she said this before. She said, I'm here, and I thought she meant she's back at the house. She just meant, you know, I exist. I think that's what she means. She means I exist. She wants me to give her attention. I thought she's back at the house. Imagine she's back at the house before I get there. That would be a first. So the big park's over there. It's a pretty nice park. What time you come home? Scared me. I thought she was home. Um, I need to go out and then come back in for the blue line.

6 or 7 PM.

She said 6 or 7 PM. Ah, I don't have to rush. Actually, we could go to the park. I don't really want to get out of the shade. It's very hot today. There's not really anything in the park, it's just a load of trees.

Tak to tak. Tak to tak.

Um, I think I have to get off the Skytrain and go on the MRT. How do I get to the MRT? Maybe I'll just get a taxi. I'm tired. I don't want I'm gonna dock where I live though, so I might end the stream around here. Where's the Blue Line? I don't think I have to go on the SkyTrain. I'm lost.

Yeah, I need to go to the MRT. Station.

Maybe it's over this side.

Mo check.

Oh, MRT is down there. I see it. I see you. Take us for a $1 Thai meal. They don't look very tasty. Chunks of junk. Oh no, there's the park. That man's sleeping. Imagine I dropped my phone down there. I wonder if I'll lose connection down here. Connection's been pretty good. It's good, haven't lost it once. Don't even need LiveU or Speedify, just one SIM card, it's good enough. Because in England the connection's always so bad, I feel like I need 5 billion different SIM cards. But internet in Bangkok is pretty good. I bet it disconnects now.

Jinxed.

What is the point of that? It buzzes red for everyone, obviously, because everyone's got phones and stuff.

Yeah.

Ah, it's a nice train station. It's even got a 7-Eleven shopping mall. Oh yeah, coffee, nice ice cold. Add that to my Expenses for today. I've got 100 baht. I think 20 baht— no, 50 baht should be enough. 7-Eleven, 500. Oh look, they sell phones here. About 50 baht. All right, are we doing— maybe they sell my antifungal cream here. Could do some shopping.

Vaseline.

I've got such a headache. Ah, so nice and cool in here, and they're not playing music. Great, no copyright.

Pocky.

I would love a caramel Starbucks. Oh, chocolate milk. Dutch Mila. Make some noodle. Noodle. Oh, what's that over there? You got like a little Coffee shop. Don't they just have a Starbucks? Cup of coffee here. They don't have coffee on the shelf. Why do I have to talk to get anything around here? Oh, look, burger.

35 baht.

It looks better than Burger King. I got Burger King a few days ago and it cost— it cost 300 baht and it was a Junior Whopper and it looked like— it just looked so bad and it was like 5 times the cost of one of these microwave burgers. It didn't even taste like it. Look at this rice burger. It doesn't have a patty. I mean, it doesn't have a bun. It has rice buns.

Weird. Hmm.

May I get a chocolate drink? What would be really thirst-quenching right now? I don't feel like a coffee would be very thirst-quenching. Oh, they have a coffee machine here. Maybe I'll just get a— one of these neon red drinks. Oh, it's nice and cold. Look at this, that's, um, 19. 19 baht for that. Is she running away from my camera? Maybe I can get a burger as well. The burger I think it needs to be under 30. Oh yeah, I can. 19 plus 29. Chicken cheeseburger, it's, uh, 50 baht, so £1.

Thank you.

55. I don't know what she said. I think she said, do you want to heat it up? So I just said yes. Where's the train? Girlfriend's home soon, in 40 seconds. Oh my God, let's go! I don't know where the trains are. I think down. Might lose connection if I keep going down. Maybe I could eat here. This time no naked men, please. Last time I got my tripod out.

But, um— It looks pretty good.

Yeah, it's all soggy. Oh, it's all soggy and wrinkly.

Not bad though.

Compared to the Burger King burger. I think a Burger King burger would be 200 baht. Oh, it touched the seat. This only costs 30 baht.

It's okay.

It's kind of cold in the middle. It's a chicken burger. Looks nothing like the package.

Where?

Package looks like this in reality.

Yeah, it's not bad.

She put it in the microwave, but it's not very hot. I'm getting cheese all over my finger. I will go down there. They didn't give me any tissues. My hand's covered in cheese now.

That's—

This car is getting awkward. I find it really awkward when you're sitting next to strangers eating. Oh, it's an entire shopping mall here. I wonder what's down there. I hate it when you go on a date and you're eating, but you're nervous about accidentally spitting food out, and you have to make conversation. You can't sit there not talking because it'll be weird. I always get worried about food flying out my mouth. Oh, this is a nice place to sit. Will your girlfriend be mad if you're not home? She might think it's weird because usually I never go out on my own. I only went out once when I did the last stream outside, so in 3 months I only went out by myself once, so it's not very— it's not very in character. Why are you outside? I'm running away from my girlfriend. She might think you're cheating on her. I don't think so. I don't think she sees me as being a pervert or obsessed with girls. I think I've hidden that pretty well. I can't believe she still doesn't know. She's really Respected my privacy, hasn't she, by not asking for proof or anything. There's no way Chihiro would have let me go this long without showing her some kind of proof. Chihiro is a very suspicious— suspecting person. Well, I guess since she is a cheater herself, then she knows. She can see the signs when someone is trying to hide something. I really like this Fanta strawberry. There's so much sugar. It's kind of annoying when we watch movies and there's a sex scene. She covers my eyes. She won't let me look at the naked woman. It's kind of childish. She must know I watch porn. Maybe she thinks I don't watch porn. There was a sex scene on a movie we watched yesterday. This man, he turns himself invisible and then he starts sexually harassing his co-workers. His co-worker fell asleep and then he sneaks into the room, unbuttons her shirt, and starts sucking her nipple. And they show the whole thing.

Uncensored.

And she kept putting her hands in front of my eyes. The CGI in that movie was so good. It's called The Hollow Man. He injects himself and then he starts going invisible, but he goes invisible layer by layer. So first his skin disappears and it's just like a Like a body of muscle and bone, and then his muscles start disappearing, and then you see his blood vessels, and eventually everything disappears. But it was really gross looking. Yeah, it's got Kevin Bacon. It's weird, whenever I see Kevin Bacon, all I think of are those cheesy commercials in the UK, the Vodafone— or is it Three? Kevin Bacon is on He was on all of the 3 mobile commercials in the UK, and that's the first time I saw him. I never seen him in a movie before that. So every time I see Kevin Bacon in any movie, it just makes me think he's trying to sell me a phone. They must have paid him so much for those adverts. I don't think Kevin Bacon is a He's just a very— he's very bland, isn't he? He's like a very boring version of William Dafoe. I don't know what it is about Kevin Bacon, but he's just— he doesn't have screen energy. He's just like a very bland person. He was also in that X-Men movie, wasn't he? He's usually a bad guy. I think he's got like that bad guy look. Imagine your last name's Bacon. Bacon's such a weird name. Weird names. Mr. Bacon, Mr. Sausage. What do I think about the new Velma series? I only saw a few tweets, so I haven't seen it. Maybe it's trending. I can make a video about it as an avid fan of— is it Scooby-Doo? Isn't she a character from Scooby-Doo? Let's go. I'm waiting for the bin. I want to put my juice in the bin. Hollow Man is pretty old. Surprised the CGI was good. Yeah, the CGI was pretty good for a 23-year-old movie.

Not bad.

And it's really gory when he starts killing his, his research team. He kills them in a really violent way. He uses this crowbar and just Impales one guy with it, strangles 2 others, and then the woman uses this improvised flamethrower to burn him alive. It was really gory and sexual. I was surprised they took it in that direction. The whole raping stuff. He raped that woman, didn't he? He snuck into that hot woman's apartment and they showed him grabbing her and she's screaming, and then it cuts to the next scene. I'm pretty sure he did what we were thinking. Oh look, the YouTuber store. Should I get a massive ring light for my selfies? Should I get this for donations? Imagine donations coming out of that. I should get that for streaming. I don't really need anything. Look at this donation boombox. Mini selfie stick.

Whoops, I broke it.

When are you coming back to Japan? Um, probably early April or late March. 75 days from now, I think it would be April. 75 days is 2 months. So now it's— no, now it's January. January, uh, February 24th plus a month would be March. Yeah, so like March 20th would be when I have to leave Thailand again, around my birthday. Oh no, I lied about my birthday as well to my girlfriend because I was worried if I tell her my real birthday and she Googles it, that famous birthdays website has me on it. I think I said my birthday is— maybe I just said the 21st of March. I don't think I changed it that much. Plans for breaking up with her? So there's 2 plans. Either I walk out when she's at work and just block her, or I just wait until I have to leave and then we just say goodbye and I say, um, I'll come back after a month. And then whilst I'm in Japan, I'll have to decide if I actually want to go back, or I just want to be single and be in Japan, maybe get a new Japanese girlfriend. And then I'll just have to like block her whilst I'm in Japan, I guess. I think that would be easier. It's kind of harsh just leaving while she's at work and not saying bye. At least if I say bye, there's some kind of closure, because I'd feel pretty bad. She would come I'd come home and she'd be like, where are you, baby? That would actually— um, I would suffer from guilt, I think. So I think whilst I'm in Japan, I would have to actually really like her to want to leave Japan and come back to Thailand. I might just stay in Japan and have a better time. I don't know what else to do because I don't really want to leave her, to be honest. But then I don't want to stay with her either. It's kind of hard.

I don't know.

I want to leave the door open. I want to be able to come back to her if I want to, but I need some alone time and I miss Japan. I miss you. But I don't, I don't know if she'd be okay with us being separated for a few months. I'm pretty sure Thailand would let me back in if I stayed away for maybe a month, but then I can just come back in for another 2 months and then I've got to leave again. Because I'll probably Maybe go to Japan, feel lonely, be bored, try to go on dates but then get frustrated, and then think, oh, I'll just go back to Thailand. I just feel like she's, she's damaging my YouTube too much because Because I don't have enough time to do stuff. She, she doesn't work enough. She works maybe— recently she's only been working 2 or 3 days a week, and now she's talking about quitting her job as well. I liked it with Chihiro because she would go to work 5 days a week, sometimes 6 days a week. I can't have a girlfriend who's at home all day long, 6 or 5 days a week. I need time to stream, I need to make videos, otherwise I'm not making any money. She thinks you're rich?

You're rich.

Yeah, I know. I told her I'm not rich, but I make more money than most people here because I don't know why. My channel's dead, but I still make quite good money. It's not quite good though, it's like $1,400 maybe. I did pretty well on YouTube the last few months because of the Steam Deck video. And livestreams did pretty well, even though the videos have been kind of flopping. Last month I think I made $1,900, and a month before that I think I made $2,000. Is $1.4K enough to live in Japan? Yeah, easily. Just You could go and get a guest house room about $400, $300 a month, maybe $150 on food, $100 for transport and other things. Maybe $500 or $600 a month would be easy in Japan. You could do it for cheaper if you're willing to sacrifice more privacy. The more, the more luxury luxury you're willing to sacrifice, the cheaper you can get life down to. Guest house life would be pretty depressing. I would like my privacy, but it's either guest house life or live in a hotel. Hotels are pretty expensive to live in. You'd be spending probably £700 to £900 a month on mid-tier hotels, and it's just going to be like a small box room, not really anything in there apart from a bed, shower, toilet. And if you don't have a kitchen, you're going to be going to convenience stores and eating out all the time, which gets expensive. Yeah, I'm still banned on Airbnb, but Airbnb is not cheap. Airbnb prices are similar to hotel prices. To stay competitive. So, the choices would be going to live in a guest house or Get, get an apartment for maybe £800 to £1,000 a month and hope that I can use the space in the apartment to make some videos that will hopefully go viral. I hear Hogwarts Legacy is coming out next month. That could be my new Elden Ring. Got Hogwarts Legacy, you got, uh, new Star Wars games. Star Wars Jedi: New Zelda coming out. Quite a lot of big games coming out this year that I could make a lot of money on if I get the timing right, I get the clickbait right. Elden Ring made me so much money. I think I made like $8,000 off of Elden Ring, and then I made like $3,000 off Steam Deck clickbait. So if I get myself a nice place and focus on trending topics, I'd be able to pay for it. But if my clickbait doesn't work— Yeah, it sucks my channel died. I used to get like 20-30k views, used to get 500 or 600 viewers to livestreams. Really, this livestream would have gone 400 to 500 viewers a couple years ago. People just lost interest. Too many years with not really anything happening. I set the bar too high. That's the problem. I set the bar really high for drama content back in 2018 and '19. I, I put out some good stuff. People were hooked. The problem is I could have I couldn't meet those expectations again. That was like the peak. After you have peak drama, people are not interested unless there's more drama that's more exciting. But my life is just not really full of drama. Sometimes there is some drama, but Yeah. Doesn't last very long. I need to poop. Sam Pepper went live with the same title.

Really?

Sam Pepper's in Thailand? Sam Pepper looks weird now. It's got long green hair. He was laughing that Ice lost his boxing match. It's funny, he's the same age as me. He was even born nearly on the same day, March 26th, 1989, and he was born in Ashford, which is the town next to my town, Maidstone. Maybe went to school with each other.

I don't think so.

I never really liked Sam Pepper. He just seems kind of sleazy. I don't like the way he speaks. Ah, look at that ugly red dollar sign. You see yellow dollar signs, but no red dollar signs. Very rare. Because I'm usually very— I'm usually very good at avoiding music. I never play music on my streams, and I get nervous streaming outside because of music. Okay, well, I'm gonna go home now. It's gonna take me about 40 minutes, I think. Could go down. I'd be impressed if the connection holds if I go down again. SIM card signal is pretty strong in Thailand. Don't need a live view. I haven't disconnected once. I've been streaming 4 hours. I used to stream Fs all the time. Even when he's outside. Why can't I just use a ticket machine? It never seems to work for me. I only lost 1 bar of 4G down here. I was at 4 bars plus, but now I'm at 3 bars. Will I do cycle content? Not in Thailand, it's so hot here. I would like to do cycling in Japan like that Rob CD guy does, cycling around Tokyo. Look at the train map With Thailand. You got one airport here, that's the main big airport, Suvarnabhumi, and then you got this old airport, DMK. That's the one we flew from to Vietnam. Look, there's a station called Bang Sue. I think bang means something in Thailand. In Thai, you've got Bangkok, you've got Bang Sue. Bang Wah, Bang Pai, Bang Kun Nona. There's a lot of bangs. I think I like Thailand more than Korea. Korea has a very unfriendly, cold feeling. I feel like people are mad all the time. They call Thailand the Land of Smiles, and I do feel like the people seem friendly here. I don't feel intimidated by the people. I feel very intimidated by Korean people. They just sound angry all the time, even when they're not Arguing, the tone of their voice sounds angry, don't you think? I think Thai sounds a lot friendlier. I also prefer the warm weather over Korea's freezing winter. Korea is so cold, especially in January. You need 4 layers. You need like a massive winter puffy coat. You need gloves as well, otherwise your fingers start to hurt. You need a scarf, and you actually need a hat because your ears start going numb. Korea is so cold. I'm actually not missing the cold at all.

What's ICE doing?

I think he effed again. It's just a black screen. Price of food? Food is expensive here. If you don't eat Thai food and you eat Japanese stuff or Korean food or Western stuff, it's not cheap. But if you eat Thai food, you can get a meal for maybe 50 pence. It's a shame I don't like Thai food. They've got this one dish, it's minced pork with chili, coriander, and they put a fried egg on top of it and served with rice. I think it's called pad kapow. It tastes okay, but they make I think it's so damn spicy, gives me diarrhea. And they got— what else they have? Pad Thai. I never had that. It's just like a bunch of random stuff stir-fried together. I recently discovered Honshu. It's like a Japanese sauce and it's, um, bonito extract with some kind of fish oil plus soy sauce. It's really good. We had soup last night or 2 nights ago, and we didn't have any kimchi nabe sauce or anything else. We just had honshu. So I just mixed that with a bit of water and then put in pork, cabbage, mushrooms. It tastes so good. I think just put anything into it. Just make some ramen noodles and dip it into it, or just boil some meat in it. I think it's kind of like the shabu-shabu sauce, very savory. Japan's really good at making sauces. They got sukiyaki, honshu, mensu, miso soup. They're really good at making broths, tonkotsu. It's funny, I appreciated— I really learned to appreciate Japanese food since I came to Thailand. Japanese food Japanese food is actually pretty good. I don't know why I complained about it so much when I was in Japan. I was kind of just memeing with the whole bacon thing, but I actually didn't like having Japanese food when I was in Japan. I always wanted a steak or chips or burger, but now I'm really liking Japanese food. Next, I want to get I want to make tsukemen, which is just like noodles, but you then you dip it into the mensuyu sauce. I feel like I'm craving that flavor. Actually, I was going to have sushi today.

My—

one of my plans for today was I wanted to go to kaiten sushi, but ended up Getting lost around that park and the Nana Plaza place. I would like to do this again, but I don't want to do exactly the same thing. I'm not sure where else we could go. So today I went, I went around here. Maybe I could go around here next time, or maybe go up here. What's this? 11th Infantry Regiment Station. Oh wow, thanks Haruki! What is a Ron 5? Thanks for the Rons, for the Ronnies.

Romanian nuggets.

Go to downtown. I'm kind of scared now going to places like the touristy areas. I can't believe there's a naked man! I'm gonna clip it and put it on my Instagram, so follow my Instagram. There's That was so funny. He was just naked covering his bits. But I'm a bit— I'm a bit concerned that I didn't notice it. He walked right in front of me, I didn't even notice. I need to be more aware because I'm just staring at my phone screen most of the time. He wasn't covering his dick! Oh my God, if I streamed his dick, I could have gotten in trouble. I might even get banned. I need to go home and sort that out. The stream's still up there, it's just privated. I need to quickly go home and blur it out before YouTube notices. Okay, so I'm gonna go now before my YouTube channel gets taken down. Why was he naked? I don't know. I think he just— no idea. Maybe he got kicked out of a brothel or something, or maybe he was getting a massage and then he got a bit too excited and then they kicked him out. But why wouldn't they give him his clothing back? Why would he leave without his clothing? He walked past me and then he walked back and walked past me again. This time he was running and his dick was flopping up and down. Yeah, it was a white guy. White, old-looking guy. And then he, he was running down the street and people were yelling at him. Okay, I better go home now and make sure my channel's okay. So thanks for watching.

Watching.

I've got 30 minutes on the train and good