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So noisy here.

So this is Chinatown.

My girlfriend said she was going to come too, but she's still sleeping.

I messaged her, she didn't reply.

She's on her woman's day.

Maybe she'll wake up and come.

How many viewers I got? 12. Nice.

Thailand looks so scuffed, doesn't it bother you living in the ghetto?

Uh,

not everywhere looks scuffed, but this place really does look scuffed.

Look, do you want to see the half-naked man?

I want one of those.

Naked man.

I think I saw him earlier.

He came up to me earlier and he showed me a packet of crisps. Should I interview him?

Interview him using my Thai.

I'm gonna get wet.

It was raining loads earlier, just for about 5 minutes, and then it stopped.

This is for my feet.

Nibbling dead skin.

You put your feet in the fish tank and they eat your skin. Should I try it?

If my girlfriend was here, I might have tried it. Maybe she woke up. Let me check my other phone.

She hasn't checked the message yet. She must be sleeping. Imagine sleeping in the middle of the day.

Oh my God.

Where's the actual Chinatown bit?

Is my bitrate good?

I got the 4,000 bitrate.

Maybe I'll go down this way.

Oh my God, I just came from here. I think I walked in a circle.

It's weird, I feel more confident doing this now.

Uh, maybe slightly more confident.

Oh my God,

so noisy.

Where's China?

Town.

This is just like the side street.

The taxi just dropped me off here.

Oh my goodness.

I think I walked out of it.

It's probably back that way.

I should have turned right at the construction guy.

I kind of want to do the fish thing, the feet fish thing. What do you think?

I want to do something, not just walk around.

Oh yeah, this looks more like Chinatown.

Bamboo ladder.

It's like out of Jackie Chan. Why don't they just get a metal ladder?

Surely that's easier than bamboo.

Where's he going?

Oh, he wants to park here.

I want to put a post on YouTube. I'm back on Gold Store, at the Gold Store. I keep walking around. Oh, that's Chinatown over there. I think the taxi driver pointed that way, but I ended up going this way.

Am I planning to snipe Sam? He's going to Central World. Hmm, could do.

No, I'm not buying fish today.

Let me make a post on YouTube.

Text streaming in Chinatown.

On kick.

I got 112 followers now. Famous again.

Central World's kind of far away though. It's like half an hour by taxi.

Uh, okay, let's go to Chinatown.

Imagine if Sam hosted me, I'd get like 1,000 viewers.

Do you think Sam knows me?

I don't think he does.

I'm basically a nobody now.

It's better at night, Chinatown, but I don't want to wait so long.

He mentioned you before already? When? I really can't I can't imagine him knowing who I am.

Yeah, they do.

Unless he knew me from my 2018 days.

See if my girlfriend messaged me.

She's still sleeping, otherwise she would have replied to me by now.

She usually always replies really quickly. This is weird for her not to reply after an hour. I messaged her like an hour ago.

During a stream in Bangkok before Ice came. Well, before he was streaming on Kick, what did he say?

She's enjoying the housewife life.

Today's class was quite good. I feel like we learned a lot, a lot of new stuff. We learned how to say

I like something more than something, or which is bigger, or more expensive than this other thing, and I like something something the most. So it's pretty good grammar to know.

Oh, fish!

One of my fish died last night.

It had too many of the parasites on it. It lost its its back fin. You know, the back steering fin? Half of it was gone somewhere. I think the parasites ate it.

What the hell is that?

How's that even a human? Oh my, did you see that?

I shouldn't film it, or him or her. There was like a fat midget.

Oh my God, what's that?

You kill every fish? It's not my fault.

Speak some Thai? No, I'm embarrassed.

I learned a funny word. The word for mountain is literally poo cow.

They really love poo, don't they?

Chinatown.

Wow, what's that say?

5 o'clock?

Oh, they sell gold.

I

think the value of gold is going up recently. Good for me since I own some

gold miners. Yeah, khao pad poo is crab fried rice. Khao pad is fried rice. Poo khao is mountain. A lot of poo. Oh look, that looks interesting over there.

Crab.

Crab.

Okay, the noise is the same.

I think it's more like boo and not poo. More like a B, not a P. I was sorry, I forgot the tone for crab.

What did she say to me?

Oh, why would you drive down here? People are weird

inspecting the produce.

Boom, boom, boom, boom. Hmm, what should

I buy?

I'm not very hungry yet. I came here before with my girlfriend.

Yeah, I don't like crab. The smell makes me gag.

Hmm, is that it?

Looks like it's going to end here.

Oh my God.

Twee kanten krijgen. Meer moeten we wel.

Als wij hier iets van telefoon moesten, dan ga je.

Look, they ride motorbikes down here.

Um, which way should I go?

Oh my God,

water went in my face.

It nearly dropped right into my eye again.

What

should I do?

The water keeps dripping from the roofs.

Girlfriend's still sleeping.

I was hoping to do a stream with my girlfriend.

She's always sleeping.

Hmm, it's just like small alleyways.

I don't know where to go.

It's better at night. Yeah, but it's, um, 5 hours away from night.

Yeah, maybe next time we come out at night. My girlfriend's working a lot during the evenings.

I just feel kind of tired at night,

and also the GoPro probably looks not very good at night.

There's definitely a bigger street somewhere. I need to go back to where I came from.

Feels kind of like Hong Kong vibes, don't you think?

Very scruffy looking.

You got to start them off early.

A lot of blind people in Bangkok.

Why are there so many blind people?

Oh, didn't

we come here before? Walking around in a circle again.

The water from the ceiling.

Maintenance blind.

I'm lost.

Check the map. Where's the actual Chinatown?

I think it's that way,

maybe on the other side of that block.

Let's cross the road.

Uh-huh.

Oops, I think I came back to where I already was.

Oh my God, this is where I started the stream.

Although he's vlogging too.

I don't know where the interesting part of Chinatown is supposed to be.

Talk

to some people. Scared.

Yeah, left here.

Where are they going?

Back at the metro.

Oh my God, I'm back here again.

Last time I turned right. Maybe I turn left this time.

Walking around in circles.

I really don't know which way to go. Just follow this guy.

It's kind of weird here.

Can you see the sweat dripping on me?

No, my girlfriend doesn't scream like that. She doesn't sound so nasally.

Maybe when they get older they sound like that, when they're like 50. Oh

God, imagine my girlfriends like that when she's 50, like a big chunky old woman screeching.

Uh, she woke up. You don't want to come? Sounds like

like she's not coming.

She said, what time you coming back?

I don't think she's gonna come. She's too lazy. It'll take like an hour to get here.

And someone said they don't want to watch me on Kick because they don't want to download the app, which is 30 megabytes.

God, the reasons people come up with not to come to Kip. They're like, oh, no YouTube, then no watch.

You just click the link and it will take you to the stream. You don't need to download anything.

Useless viewers.

She said it would take her 50 minutes. She said if I go now, you wait me 50 minutes. I can wait.

Up to you.

Maybe if you walk woke up at 11. We could have met at 12. No ability to plan.

And she said yesterday she wanted to come.

Go to the park? Why? There's no park nearby. I don't think there's anything here.

Is it a restaurant or are they just cooking? It just looks like their kitchen. I like— they cook outside.

I mean, we could wait 50 minutes.

She said tomorrow.

I'll come back to Chinatown again tomorrow.

Uh, okay, but we go somewhere Where else?

Said tomorrow. Okay then, I thought we're gonna stream today.

Oh my God, look at this!

Now if this was Harold, he would just walk into people's homes and be like, how do this look?

What an interesting shower head. Not fair, Harold gets like a million views doing this. Harold does this exact same thing, gets like a million views, just walking around weird-looking places.

What the

hell was that?

Fish has got balloons on its cheeks.

So if I stream tomorrow with my girlfriend, where should we go? I'm lost.

Oh my God, what was that? Oh, it's a lizard. There's a cockroach.

I'm in a weird alleyway.

I think we follow that guy with the backpack.

I think you're walking in a circle. Yeah, I'm trying to get back to that main area. I want to get back to the main street.

She said she wants to go to job fair tomorrow. Okay,

uh, where's Chinatown?

Keep walking around in circles because I think one of my legs is longer than the other.

So this should take me back to the main street here.

Oh my God, I'm so sweaty.

Oh, my forehead head is drenched.

I can't believe I used to wear that little hoodie. It took me like 7 months to stop wearing the hoodie.

When I get back home,

the back of my t-shirt is all white from the salt in my sweat. There's like an outline of my backpack that's white because of the sweat.

Yeah, I need to do what Japanese people do and wrap a towel around my head,

but then you look stupid.

I want to do the foot thing,

the, um, fish that eat your feet.

Oh, I can't find it.

I think my sister came here. I think she would like it. It's her kind of place.

Maybe

it's back this way.

I think it wouldn't be too ticklish if it's just fish, but if someone's touching my feet with fingers, it would be very ticklish.

Why are there Chinatowns everywhere but there's no English Town? British Town?

Oh,

I'm gonna gag. What's that? Crab.

Oh my God, the smell.

Have

a— should we buy some weed?

Oh, this is what I had in Rotterdam. Made me really horny.

See it streaming?

I don't want to get horny now. My girlfriend's on her period.

I want to do weed next stream.

I want to try smoking weed for another stream. Today's stream

My idea was go to Chinatown and do something,

but then my girlfriend didn't show up, so now I don't know what to do.

Oh my God.

That guy with the fish.

Get my toes sucked.

Check my message.

She said we can stream tomorrow.

Buy one now, don't smoke it now. No, I want to buy it in the weed shop and then smoke it in the weed shop.

I mean, I could bring

it home, then home smell like— I

think it would be more interesting if I did it in the shop.

No, I don't think it's here. I don't recognize this place.

It's more interesting if you do it while chatting with your subs. Well, I'll chat in the weed shop if there's no people nearby.

I know it's definitely my— one of my streaming ideas. I want to smoke weed.

It's, it's not the weed street.

I don't want to do it tomorrow because we'll just do the market stuff tomorrow.

Market and food stuff.

It's a mistake coming in here.

I don't like these streets, it's too narrow.

How do I get back to the other place? I think this way.

Wow, it's nice and dark.

The

blind lady's singing.

Missed opportunity. What?

Should plug in my battery soon.

Maybe let's just Google it. Where the fish thing is.

What's it called?

Fish Feet. Oh, Fish Feet Spa.

Why is it taking me somewhere else? Oh, it's raining again. Oh my God.

Fish feet.

Uh, it's probably not on Google Maps.

Go to the hotel where Ice got arrested

and do what?

Throw an egg.

Hot

here again.

Why can't I find it?

I think it was that way.

Oh my God, I'm back here again. Oh.

Where did I come from?

Where am I going?

Oh my God,

not here again.

So last time I turned left here, didn't I?

Oh no, I didn't. I went straight and then I turned left.

Your public smile looks fake.

Really?

It's definitely not that way. Maybe I came from that way.

Streamed 1 hour 20 minutes. 20 minutes. I should plug in my battery bank,

shouldn't I?

Hopefully it's charging. Press the button a few times. Why can't they just have a green light to show that it's charging?

Should be charging.

Well, I feel dizzy.

It's so wet.

YouTube is

better. Uh, yeah, I guess so.

Maybe I'll do the girlfriend stream with, with with, uh, my girlfriend on YouTube tomorrow.

But YouTube is just annoying because

get demonetized if there's music, get demonetized if I talk about war.

Also, it's kind of annoying streaming on YouTube because you got to make a new event and then you got to— actually, you don't. I could do it from the GoPro.

All right, cross.

Hmm, I don't know, should I do the girlfriend stream on Kick or YouTube? On Kick I might get like 30 viewers, on YouTube I'll probably get like 100.

But if I do it on Kick, I might be able to bring more people to Kick,

and then I'll just edit highlights and put it on YouTube anyway.

On Kick you don't make money? Well, I made $10. 2 people subscribed to me.

It's actually almost as much as I'd make on YouTube. I made like $20, $30 on YouTube. The YouTube stream would make like $15 to $30.

Not many people donate now. I lost Blood Bucket.

And that Rosetta Stone person doesn't donate.

Probably make $15 just from ads on YouTube. That's if it doesn't get demonetized.

I don't know, Blood Bucket doesn't watch streams anymore. Maybe she's not getting notified. Maybe she doesn't like me anymore. A lot of people saying they don't get the notifications.

Yeah, maybe they got bored.

How do I cross this damn road quick?

Oh, they're getting on the bus. I don't want to get on the bus. I want to cross the road. Oh my God, oh my God.

Um, more gold.

YouTube is really screwing me with the notifications not being sent out.

No, not here.

Do you have fish? Fish eat my feet. My feet fish? Yeah. How much? Yeah, whenever. 200? Yeah. Oh no, I want fish. Yeah, okay. You know, um, pla?

I don't think it's Thai.

Fish? Yeah. Can you show me? Okay. I don't think he's Thai.

Better not disconnect. I want fish to suck my face.

Where's he taking him?

I was hoping it'd be at the roadside.

We

have fish. Yeah, 250. Say like fish. You want foot massage, body massage? No, I want fish. Fish eat my foot. Foot? Yeah. Okay, fish. But do you have the fish? No fish.

Fish. Fish no have. Have massage. I want fish. Fish no have. Have massage. Okay, massage really good. Um, I like fish. I love fish. Thank you. They think I'm saying feet when I say fish.

I mean, I could get a full body massage, but my girlfriend would be upset.

Keep saying fish. I

should have said it in Thai. Fish is pla. I don't know how to say foot.

Ah, I knew that guy didn't understand what I was saying.

Now my girlfriend would definitely get upset if she saw me getting a massage from a woman.

You know, she got jealous when—

she got jealous when I hugged a pillow and didn't hug her.

Fish. How'd you say I want a fish to suck my tongue?

Excuse me, get the fuck out my way.

I

know yak cha means I want.

Maybe toe is thin.

Oh my God, I'm back here again.

No fish is blah. I don't know

how to say foot. Toe

is what?

New Hell, New Town. I don't know, tell, towel,

new tail.

Oh, it's the midget again.

Oh, what do they sell here?

Imagine a fish suck your toes and then you eat the fish.

It's funny, in Japan you don't get people trying to take you to massage places on the street. They try and take you to a girls' bar.

Thai music is pretty cool. It's better than Japanese music.

I came from this street.

I

think it

was further. The only massage I got in Japan was

where they don't really give you— they only massage it not using their hands.

They use another gripping device.

That's why I don't understand why it's so cool to get a massage but doing it is not acceptable. It's basically getting a part of your body squeezed by someone else's part of their body.

The internet effed up. Uh-oh.

I got 2,000 bitrate.

The bitrate is going down.

She's Japanese. She's definitely Japanese. Should I say konnichiwa?

The little book she's holding is in Japanese.

It's a Japanese woman taking selfies on the street, but she kind of looks, I don't know, kind of old.

Should I follow her? No, I should, should not.

Girlfriend will get upset.

She had a little hat flip.

Oh, I found it! I think I found it.

You have fish? How much? 100. 100? Okay, video okay? Yeah, okay, up to me.

What do I do?

How?

My feet smell.

Put in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Oh my

God,

tickles weird.

They're hungry.

Okay.

I don't like it.

Oh, it's so ticklish. I want to take my foot out.

Oh my God, this is so horrible.

It's eating my leg as well.

Feels like, like they're sucking my foot.

Put

your

hand in

there? No way. My You know what my hand looks like? You know I had that bad skin rash on my hand. I really don't want the fish sucking on that.

Is that rash? Oh no, put my dick in there, suck my balls.

This feels so weird. I don't like it.

Imagine blood starts coming out. They're crawling up my leg.

Uh,

should I get

a massage?

This is so uncomfortable.

I really hope the battery charger is charging.

I'm not switching my foot. I don't want to do my other foot. You're supposed to put 2 feet at the same time.

Oh my leg!

Did she say 30 minutes?

Oh my God, I feel it on my toes.

The deeper I put my leg in, they all come flocking to my leg.

I feel like I should leave it in for the, the full time.

My leg hurts cuz I'm not resting it.

Imagine your whole body in there. That would be torture.

I can feel them in between my toes.

Oh my

God, they're sucking my toes.

There seems to be less fish on my foot now. I think they nearly finished.

It's like having a shoe, a shoe of fish.

Oh my God, it's under my toes. Oh my God.

Massages look painful. Oil massage, herbal massage, face massage.

I could do the face massage, but I don't know how to film it.

Do a body massage, uh,

but I have to get naked.

They're eating my whole leg.

Can't believe there's a fish that eats dead skin. What a life.

If I spread my toes, they'll go in between my toes, and then if I, if I let go of my toes, they'll get squished.

They're trying to get in between my big toe.

Look.

This is so weird.

This is not relaxing though. It's like very stressful.

And weird.

I saw Peter Jones do it on Dragon's Den and he really liked it. He said his foot was so soft.

I think they've nearly finished my foot. There's less of them on my foot.

Imagine they eat the, the living skin as well. Why do they only eat the dead skin?

How long did she say? 30 minutes. Where's she gone?

We're bored of this. Me too. I kind of want to go now.

Put this on YouTube, 10 million views.

She said it's weird.

She's filming me.

Do

you know how long? How long? Yeah, uh, 20 minutes. 20 minutes remaining. Ah, it's 20 minutes.

It's only been 10 minutes. My leg hurts.

Oh, it's raining anyway. Maybe I'll just stay here.

Put the other foot in. No, it feels so weird. I don't like it. Oh,

you don't know how much energy it's taking me to keep my foot in. It feels so uncomfortable. This tickles so much.

They're on the sole of my foot now.

Uh, should I put this on the main channel or second channel? Fish suck my foot ASMR.

Can't believe there's bits of my foot inside of all these fish now. My foot skin is going to turn into poop.

Wow, look at that car! It's got an exhaust pipe on the front of it. Look at that.

I think it's like an air intake. Looks pretty cool.

It's already been 15 minutes.

Getting bored.

Should I get the face massage? They put this white thing on your face.

Oh, my leg hurts.

It's eating my whole leg now.

What should I do next? Maybe get some food. What time is it? 3.

Oh look, they're getting a massage.

I don't think I can get the foot massage. Massage. I'll just be squirming the whole time.

No, I'm not putting the other foot in. Feels too weird.

I wonder if it feels good.

Why you stay here? Because I I feel like I should wait until they tell me it's finished, otherwise they'll think I didn't like it and then they'll feel insulted.

I think I'd be squirming the whole time if they massage my foot.

What? Finish? Oh, okay.

What? Not

finish? Finish? Set Lao? Set Lao?

See if it's

soft. Feels the same,

can't tell.

Thank

you.

Thank you, thank you. Ah, my life.

Oh look, there's another one.

I can't really tell any difference.

My foot just feels wet, like it's numb.

60 minutes. I think you Would you guys be bored seeing me get a massage for 1 hour?

It's pretty long, 60 minutes. Oh, I'm limping now because I didn't rest my leg, so I was scared I'd squish the fish. So it's like lifting my leg up the whole time.

Oh, my leg hurts.

See if my girlfriend messaged me.

No. Hmm, okay, let's find food now.

Looks

like it's gonna rain.

Where's Sam Pepper?

Gonna track him down.

Oh look, shark fin.

I heard shark fin has no flavor, it's just like blubber.

Hmm, where can I get food?

I want to go to a restaurant and then I should head back probably at 4 PM because my girlfriend goes to work at 6, so I should go home and see her for a few hours at least.

Uh, what about in there? It's kind of expensive.

Yeah, it's kind of weird. I pay for them to eat my feet. They should pay me. I'm giving them food.

I should be getting paid.

I think it was Chris Broad. He ate the shark fin and he said it was the most rubbish thing he's ever eaten. And then he had a little rant about the poor sharks.

Apparently they don't even eat the shark, they throw it back into the sea and just cut off its fin.

Oh,

my leg aches.

I really need to get a drink. I haven't had any drink all day apart from one coffee. What about in here?

Pork belly.

I don't know.

Maybe eat in here.

One person,

just one. Okay.

Uh, can I get this one? 139. Oh, rice. Rice. Rice. Yeah.

And you can have drink.

Uh, can I have

Coke. Thank you.

I nearly asked for beer, but I need water, not alcohol.

Uh,

it's okay for 139, but in the food court my lunch was like 50 baht for about the same amount of food.

Thank you.

Okay, I need to go home now.

Girlfriend's waiting.

I feel like I can make better at home though. Do you want to get a tuk-tuk home?

Tuk-tuk is kind of expensive,

and I don't think the tuk-tuk is going to drive me all the way back. Where can I get a taxi to?

Uh, I don't know where to get a taxi to.

It's a 30-minute drive back home.

Where am I?

So that was Chinatown.

Hope you liked it.

I could get a taxi to the market, the fish market.

200 baht. That means I spent like 400 baht today.

This stream's getting expensive.

It's actually the same price to just get a taxi all the way back to my place instead of getting a taxi to the market.

Uh, I

might end the stream because it'll be boring in the taxi. I'll just be sitting there.

Oh, we could get a tuk-tuk half the way.

Where would the tuk-tuk take me?

I think I need to be going that way, but this is a one-way street.

Um, maybe we can find

Oh, my leg really hurts.

Paid 100 baht to get a pain in the leg.

Why all the tuk-tuks over there? Oh, there's one.

I don't know what's he doing.

Is he looking for customers or what?

Where is Victory Monument?

20 minutes.

Problem with tuk-tuks is they charge a lot.

Yeah, uh, Victory Monument. Video? Oh, video. Yeah, Victory Monument. How much? Okay, how much? 300. Uh,

Okay, okay. Yeah, I pay now.

Okay, okay.

Oh my God, it's gonna be loud, guys.

You come from? Uh, UK. UK? Yeah. Welcome. Thank you. It's going to be loud.

What do I hold on to?

There we go.

It's not too loud.

Loser.

In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

I bring you the chosen one, Big Jeff. Now play. I got some fresh business plans to tell you, Jeff. Now this plan right here, it's different. He don't drive a Cadillac. He don't got a perm.

Wow. I believe that you are a great leader, Jeff. You know, when the Lord said progress for the school fastest, he was talking about you.

Thanks for streaming.

Monument.

What?

No, uh, the train station.

BTS. Satani BTS. That's big time. Uh, I go to school Wrong again.

You want, uh, you want to take BTS, right? Yeah. Oh, where you want to go? Uh, Chatuchak Market.

Keep going. Keep going? Yes, not far. How much? 300? Yes. Same price? Yes. Okay. Keep putting 600, okay? 600? Yes, sir. Only 300. Okay, I discount for you 500, okay? 500? Yes, discount for you.

No, I go to Victory Monument BTS. Yeah, how much you give me? I give 300. 4. 4? Uh-huh. For Victory Monument? Yes. Uh, okay, sure. Okay, let's go. Yeah, 400. Getting scammed.

Sound like this, I ain't never pushed down like this. Soon as I come through, watch me pull them on myself. It's like it's a race, put my dress on. Isn't it ironic how ironic it is to watch that thong? Had me thinking about that ass after I'm gone. I touched the right spot at the right time, like

so on, like so. She like to put my arm, so seductive. She the one she want, waves of silicone. She floating in the world and she ain't stopping. She ain't stopping.

Y'all, no money. Come on, man, I don't got all day. What's going on? 1587, come on, I've been sitting here.

Is this Victory Monument BTS? Yes. Oh, oh, there.

I think you go through, uh, little 400? Yes, sir. Okay, good. I tell you 500. No, no. Oh no, thank you, thank you.

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you like it or admit it, I'm better than 90% of you rappers out there. Then you wonder how can you keep seeing them these albums? Like, this is funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30, I'll be the only person in a nursing home flirting between the nurses' asses. Trauma, but Durbin's I'm jerking, but this

whole bag of Viagra isn't working. And every single person, Slim Shady lurking, he could be working at Burger King, spitting on your work and work, moving and talking, lots of stuff going on. You think you going to be changed up? You'll be proud to be out of your mind and out of control. And one more time, loud

as you can, out the car! Slim Shady is on the real shady, you know the Slim Shadys are just never fading. Come on, the real Slim Shady

Welcome to— oh, thank you. Left side and turn right.

This is, this is the wall and, uh, market. Uh, not, not many, many open shop. Okay. Uh, so a little bit first open for the inside behind. You understand me? Yeah. This small shop, this area for the evening open.

There's a walking. Yeah, buy something. Yes. Okay. Uh, what? For— he, he want money. He want money. How much you want? I give him 20. I give you— yes, 400. Okay.

It's a very fun tuk-tuk. Fun. Thank you so much. Thank you. Nice to meet you.

Oh, I got scammed.

Uh, okay, where's the train station?

400 baht.

Let's see.

Oh my God,

so the tuk-tuks are fun, but oh my God, they charge you like triple the price of a normal taxi. It would have cost me 200 baht to get a taxi home, all the way home. It cost me 400 baht to come 2/3 of the way, and now I got to get on a train, finish the trip.

He wanted to charge me 600, but he brought it down to 400.

Well, it was a fun ride. I don't mind.

Why did you do it? I don't know, it's just a bit of fun. It's not really to save money,

for fun, something for the stream.

I guess he wanted to make some extra money. I thought I'd just go to Victory Monument.

Oh my God, there's a dog! Woofy woofy! Oh my God, he's coming towards

Oh, he's blind. His eyes were like, I don't know, faded out.

What is all this stuff?

I'll make a video out of it. Scammed by a tuk-tuk driver. No, he was nice. He seemed like a cool guy. I said

Sai mai means can you discount.

Back at the market.

Oh, that dog's limping! Did you see it? At least I practiced some Thai today. I should be more confident and try to say a bit more.

I definitely— I can hear, I can hear more words.

Than I used to be able to.

He scammed you? I don't know,

I feel like that's the normal price for a tuk-tuk.

How long was it? It was like 20 minutes, 25-minute drive.

Pretty fun. Did you see how fast we were going? We're overtaking everyone. I think we're going like 80 miles per hour.

I'm back at JJ Mall.

I do feel like the streaming— streaming brings me out of my shell a little bit.

Oh, my leg's killing me.

You know, I, I lifted up my leg and held it in place using my muscles for 30 minutes whilst the fish ate my feet. You try lifting your leg up and just holding it suspended for 30 minutes.

So 400 baht is like, uh,

I think it's like $10. If I post the clip on YouTube, maybe I'll make like $6 if

it gets a couple hundred views,

make the money back. You see, that's the problem with YouTube.

If I was streaming on YouTube, I think I would have gotten a music copyright claim because of the music, the Eminem. I don't know if the copyright system could pick up the sound from the sound of the tuk-tuk.

I think my girlfriend's going to be mad. She's going to say, oh my God, Daniel, he scammed you. Why did you do it?

And then I gave that homeless beggar man 20 baht. Uh, where'd I go? I think it's that way.

Oh

yeah.

Why would you be a taxi driver when the tuk-tuk drivers charge double the price?

Do you think the tuk-tuk drivers make more money than the taxi drivers?

But the taxi has air conditioning, it's more comfortable.

He really wanted to get 600 baht out of me, didn't he? Well, I said no and then he took it down to 400. At least he made an extra 100 from what we initially agreed on. Uh, I think Gang Peng Pet Station is actually closer.

BTS. Actually, it's not BTS, it's MRT.

Uh, where is it?

How do I get to Gang Peng Pep?

Oh.

I think I have to go up there, or can I go— I think I can go through the mall if it's even open.

My girlfriend's leaving at 5 and it's 4:20 now. I wanted to get home to say bye to her.

Hubert and Bong Bong going to Nana Plaza. Uh, I'm going home now.

What's Ice doing? I might snipe Ice and then just, I don't know, stalk him. Walk past and see if he notices. I think that'd be pretty funny. If I just go up to him and say, hey, I think it'd be boring.

Because I don't think he would be like, oh, come hang out with us. He'd be like, oh, hey Daniel, what's up dude? Welp, see ya. I don't think Ice would let me hang around. I mean, when me and Chihiro sniped him, he did invite us to come for a drink. I don't know why he said, so do

you guys want to hang out? I guess he thought because we were just standing around, that's what we wanted. Kind of weird though.

Oh my god, I'm lost in this stupid place again.

Yeah, Ice seems kind of depressed now. He really hates Thailand. It's not that bad.

How do I get out?

Any snipers around?

Well, look at this type— what is it, a cash register?

So it's like my grandmother's house, all this old stuff. Oh wow, I keep getting lost in here.

How do

I get out?

My phone

Phone only has 15% battery.

Ah,

bingo!

Imagine that tuk-tuk guy was out here waiting. I can't tell him where I really want to go because then I'll dox my address.

I think it's this way.

Wait, we just went up there, up there, and then back down. That was a complete waste of time.

Whoa, my God, bird nearly flew into my head.

Sometimes I speak and I hear my voice and I feel like I sound like my dad. I was like, tuk-tuk, very fun.

I don't know why it sounded like how my dad used to speak.

It's, uh, very fun. Tuk-tuk.

Why do I sound like an old man?

Well, I hope you enjoyed my stream

tour of Chinatown and fish eating my feet and Chinese food and then tuk-tuk. That's my content for today.

I go this way.

I should have asked him to take me to the MRT station. He probably thought I wanted to go to the market.

I think I'm gonna get home and then my girlfriend has to leave. Uh-oh, these guys got their bikes clamped.

Clamped. Clamped. Why?

He said it's red, C deck, red line.

I don't know if what I said was right.

Ben— I think benarai means what's the problem, like what's wrong.

Those guys are going to be pissed when they come back to their bikes.

Yeah, too bad the viewers don't appreciate my effort.

It's cuz there's no drama.

He understood my Thai. That's cool.

Back at the fish market.

Uh, you see what I'm saying. It's like trying to put effort into doing stuff doesn't bring results.

British man shocks locals with his fluent Thai.

I've got to get home quick, say goodbye to my GF.

I think I can ask some pretty— I think I can ask most basic things in Thai,

like how long, how much, have you ever,

uh, time stuff.

But I just, I don't feel very confident yet using it.

I feel worried if they would actually understand or not.

I think it's a fun language to learn. Like, the way words sound is interesting to try and imitate. It's very different sounds language to Japanese.

It feels like a very musical language.

Today we learned

which one is more expensive or spicy and stuff like, which one do you like the most? I like this the most.

It's a gua— guaga— gua— I forgot actually. Guagan. Guagan.

Yeah, it's just gua for like the most.

I felt like today's lesson was more interesting than yesterday because of all the grammar we learned.

Oh, we also learned— I learned the best,

like, I like Japan the best.

It's tisu.

It

does sound like the Donald Duck sound.

Oh

shit, that was the police. I didn't realize that was a policeman. Shouldn't have aimed my camera at him.

Oh, everyone's crossing.

Wait for me.

I'm so glad 2 of the really slow class members left.

The American guy and the Cambodian boy were so bad. The Cambodian boy obviously didn't want to be there and his mum just sent him there.

The American guy was so slow.

I felt like I was falling asleep waiting for them to construct the sentences.

I feel like the class is, uh, much faster now.

Who has the most

money? Okay.

It's about the time to go.

I'm accidentally doing— pointing my middle finger. So tomorrow I hope to do a stream with my girlfriend.

So 4:40, 7% battery left.

So hopefully my girlfriend actually gets out of bed tomorrow to do a stream. She said she will have all day off tomorrow, so we might do a stream later in the evening. So maybe around like this time or an hour from this time tomorrow stream.

Oh, look at the squirrels.

Shit, I think I'm gonna get back at like 5 o'clock. Excuse me.

Okay, so I'm gonna go home now. Thanks for watching.

Bye-bye.