Destroying 10 Year Old Kids On Fortnite

Watch me destroy everyone.

Is it just me, or does the camera look

kind of faded? Maybe my lens is smudged.

So that's usually my tactic. What I do is

I rush into a house and I get any gun,

and then I find a vehicle, and then I just

drive around trying to look for people to

shoot. Usually it works quite well.

Where's my Brazilian girl? What Brazilian

girl? There's no Brazilian girl.

Unfortunately,

talk about your girl. Okay, what would you

like to know?

Oh, found someone! My first victim.

Where is he?

Found him.

Whoa, ah,

let's go! Shield!

Yes! He nearly got me.

Okay, now run away. No,

no,

can't get me. Did you see

that? I call that a hit

and run. Now we run away.

Oh, there's someone over there as well. I

need to reload. And I'm low on health.

Did you see that? My heart's racing.

Is it sad that the most exciting thing in

my life right now is playing? The game has

gotten so much better since I last played

it, which was like 2 years ago.

They added vehicles and helicopters.

They should add motorbikes as well.

That'd be nice.

I've got no bandages or anything.

Oh, something here.

Oh, I thought I was gonna die on my first,

first play. I took out 2 of them.

Okay, I'm ready.

Oh, there's a few here. Can I take both of

them?

No, not a good idea.

Where's my team? My team have left.

What the hell? I'm the only one left in my

squad.

I can't get any health anywhere.

Can I start vlogging? What do you mean?

Do you mean like going outside and making

videos? I would,

but there's just nothing interesting

outside to film. This isn't Japan.

There's nothing interesting out there.

It's just normal stuff.

Crap, I landed straight in the dumpster.

Yeah, I'm gonna die.

Oh, maybe I'm not.

Nice. Did you see that?

I forgot how fun this game was. So I

used to play this game a lot back in 2018,

and then I got tired with it. Oh,

thank you, Johnny T. Have you got any

issues with the Switch Lite? I wanted to

get one, but I heard the sticks tend to

drift. No, I haven't had any problems with

it. Didn't have any of that stick drift

problem, but I bought myself a Pro

Controller. Recently. Whoa,

it's right there, and there's 2 of them.

What? No, no,

no! Oh,

oh, did you see that? I nearly took them

out.

Did you see that? There's no audio. Okay.

I put the sound on maximum.

Screen's too dark. Okay, let me get my

cloth and wipe it. That was such a

difficult match. Number one, my whole

squad vanished. I couldn't find any

potions or any bandages,

and then I couldn't catch a break. I was

just surrounded by other players the whole

time, couldn't even get away. I think I

did pretty well, killed about 6 people.

Yeah, I think the Switch is pretty good as

a gaming console. I did get bored with it

for a while and I didn't use it, but then

I downloaded a few games, got back into

it.

I want to get back into livestreaming,

but I just get so bored.

Let me know if the game sounds too loud.

I just get so bored when I sit there

staring at nothing, trying to think of

things to talk about.

And every time I started playing games,

everyone would start leaving if I streamed

on the main channel. I don't know why. As

soon as I turned on the game, at least 100

people would leave straight away.

It's like they think that because I turn

on a game, then the stream is about— is

going to be about the game, when it's not.

I'm just playing the game whilst I talk.

It's too loud now. Okay, how about now?

And it's kind of difficult to find things

to talk about now because I don't really

know what to talk about. Not a lot is

going on, and obviously I can't talk about

my girlfriend.

And I need a way to make money on my

second channel.

Trying to find a good way to make easy

content on the second channel to make more

money on it. And the,

the Why I Hate Popular Video Games series

was doing well, but it didn't make much

money because people would just watch for

like 20 seconds, press dislike, and then

leave. So even though my videos,

like the one called Why I Hate Super

Mario, Why I Hate Overwatch, they got 10K,

15K views, but they only made about $10.

Whereas if I got 10K views on my main

channel, I'd make at least $50. So it's

a good way to get easy views, but it's not

a good way to make money because people

aren't watching the video.

So I think it's not a good— it's not an

efficient way. And then the cooking videos

were doing okay, but I need the cooking

for my main channel. To get the video to

10 minutes, so I can't really double dip.

I need the cooking stuff for the main

channel.

How many people are here?

All dead. Watch this.

Haha, I killed all of them.

Noobs.

Bunch of noobs. Can't even build.

Who's doing that?

Oh, why can't I hit him? The hell?

Nice try, nice try.

I think I killed 5 of them just now.

What about my OnlyFans? Yeah, OnlyFans is

doing well. It's, it's surprising that

even after 6 months I'm still making

around the same money as when I started.

So all those people saying, oh, after a

month everyone's gonna leave and it's

gonna dry up, I guess they were wrong.

I feel like I do have a pretty loyal

audience on OnlyFans who

like the stuff I'm making. It's not really

about money. It's— I don't know, maybe it

is about money.

Yeah, I guess it is about money. I don't

know why I said it's not.

My goal is I would like to make $200 a

month on the second channel and then about

$1,200 on the first channel and then

maintain my OnlyFans at around $1,500. I

think that should be able to— I think that

should be possible. As a goal,

and then that would give me quite a comfy

lifestyle.

This car's so annoying,

it's too loud.

Oh, do you want to know what happened to

my WeNative sponsor? That was pretty

funny.

So this, this language website called

WeNative contacted me and they said they'd

like me to make a video for them, and they

paid me $450. So I made the video,

but I used pictures of users from their

website, and one of them emailed me.

Some black guy actually used his face in

my dentist video because he's an idiot,

and he said he wants me to remove the

video because I used his picture without

his permission. So I blurred out his face,

and then he still reported the video, but

YouTube didn't do anything. I got an email

from YouTube saying An individual has

reported your video for violating his

privacy. But I already blurred out his

face so you couldn't identify him. So the

video is still up, but then WeNative

messaged me saying that they got more

complaints from other users and they would

like me to take the video down. So I took

the video down and they let me keep the

money, so I don't really care. I still got

paid, but I'm still pissed off at this

black guy, that Jonathan. So I'm gonna

make a video about him.

It's so petty, isn't it? Whining because I

use his picture without his permission,

and then I blur out his face, and then he

reports my video anyway.

What a dickhead.

If you don't want your picture to be used

on the internet, then don't upload it in

the first place. Now I'm gonna use this

picture over and over again.

There's nothing he can do.

That's what you get for messing with me.

You think you can out-petty me? I am the

most petty person on the internet.

And who does he think he is telling me to

remove my video? When I had a contract to

keep the video up.

Go screw yourself.

I can't kill this person.

So I'm not very happy with this Jonathan

person. Not happy with him at all. I hate

it when these people think they can tell

me what to do.

So I'm gonna make a whole rant video about

him and use his picture, but morph it in

a way that he can't do anything about it

and make money off the situation. So fuck

you, Jonathan. I think you can mess

with me? I'll show you.

It was a bit lucky, I guess, because he

could have copyright striked me like

Nobita did for using his photo. But he

gave me a warning. He said, if the video

isn't down by 9 PM EST, then I'm gonna

report it to YouTube. So I privated it and

blurred his face out and then put it back

to public, but he still reported it

anyway, even after I blurred it.

Think you can mess with me?

Oh,

it's funny,

I got 2 sponsors recently. And they both

went tits up even though I did my best to

do it properly. Ended up having to

take both of them down, but I still got

paid. I think that's pretty funny.

What?

I'm out of bullets on everything.

That was pretty

I was wondering why you put a black dude's

face in the thumbnail. Yeah, I want to see

if he notices. I want to piss him off.

The annoying thing is, I bet you anything

if he— if his face was used on Chris

Broad's video, for example, I bet he'd be

over the moon. He'd be like, oh, that's

cool, I'm in Abroad in Japan's video. But

no, because it's me.

Pisses me off how people don't

want to be associated with me. Fuck all of

you. Not wanting to be associated with me,

like I'm some kind of virus that

you have to avoid. Do you know how that

makes me feel as a human being when

people treat you like that, like you're

some kind of piece of dirt on the bottom

of their shoe that they want to distance

themselves from? Fuck you.

You don't decide if I associate

myself with you or not.

I'm a perfectly nice person,

and these people, it's like they're scared

of me or something. Nobita sent a message

to Chihiro saying that he didn't want to

be associated with me in any way. That's

why he gave me the copyright strike.

As if I want to be associated with you,

Nobita. Bloody Japanese Nazi.

I just find it so unfair that Nobita's

channel is growing and he consistently

gets virals, million views,

after all that stuff he'd said about Black

people in Japan. And then my

channel is pretty much fucked because I

don't know why, but none of my videos ever

go viral. Am I shadowbanned? Is my content

I just find it strange that in the past 2

years not a single one of my videos has

gone at least a tiny bit viral. Nothing.

How is that even possible?

What did I do that was so bad that should

get me blacklisted?

It's so frustrating, you know. You try,

you work and you work and you work on a

YouTube channel building it, and nothing

you do grows the channel.

Like, how the hell is that even possible?

Even LeafyIsHere, his videos were going

viral. Before he got banned.

But I've seen YouTubers who make way more

controversial and edgy content than I do,

or did, and their videos still get

recommended and pushed out. So I just

don't get it. Either my topics are just

really boring and no one's finding them,

which could be a possibility. I mean,

maybe my topics are boring.

I don't know, I just feel like there's

absolutely nothing I can film or say or do

that will grow the channel. I really

don't know what to do these days. The only

thing that gets me views now is stuff

about jobs or therapy or girlfriends.

Anything else I make, no one seems to care

and it'll get less than 10K views. I just

I tried to make different kinds of content

like my creepy story with the love hotel

and the Chinese massage parlor. Tries to

do illustrated videos.

It's like nothing works.

Nice try.

Hahaha, you suck!

I win! Oh no, no,

the hell? Where's my teammate? What are

they doing over there? Idiots. Could have

won that. There was only 4 people left.

No, there was 2 people left because 2 of

them were my squad members. Do more fake

drama. Yeah, that's the only thing that's

gonna work these days, fake drama.

I can try and do topic videos, but they

get terrible views. They don't get pushed

How do you play? I have a controller.

Could you stop playing that shit and pay

us attention? Well, sorry,

I am paying attention. I'm just kidding,

kidding children at the same time. Why

don't you play solos? I like squads. It

gives me this feeling of playing with

people even though I avoid my team and

I just run around by myself.

I also enjoy fighting against

enemy squads all by myself because

sometimes I can do 1 versus 3 and win.

I miss Japan cooking videos. Well, I have

cooking videos now. I still do cooking

videos.

I feel like at this point the only thing

people care or want to see from my channel

is drama, so I've got to make drama,

don't I?

People don't care about my opinion on

things. People don't care about seeing me

do stuff. All they care about is seeing my

life get ruined. So I have to give off

this illusion that my life is going down

the toilet.

It's a sad reality, but I just don't see

what I can do. I've tried making different

kinds of content. I've tried making

illustrated videos. They all flopped.

I don't really know what kind of content I

want to make. I guess this is fun,

streaming games and chatting to people,

but you can't really grow a channel like

that. It's really hard. The channel's not

going to grow if I just do Fortnite

streams. New people aren't going to find

the channel like this.

I think Ice Poseidon is kind of having a

similar problem. I watched his recent

stream where he was moaning about not

having any ideas for content. And not

knowing what to do.

I don't know, maybe we're just burnt out.

I still don't understand why people hate

Ice Poseidon so much. He had a huge

community and they all kind of turned on

him.

I guess his content did become a bit, a

bit more tame compared to how it used to

be, but I can understand it from his point

of view why he doesn't want to do that

stuff anymore. Oh my God, did you see

that? One-shot kill.

That was really lucky.

Run, run, run! Close the door.

Eat that potion.

Where is he?

Oh no, that was not a good idea. I thought

there's just one person in there.

Did you see that 140 crit with the

shotgun? That was nice.

Start doing TikTok. I don't

understand TikTok. I feel like I'm too old

for it. TikTok is like for teenagers.

What is TikTok? It's like Fine, isn't it?

You have short clips of people doing dumb

stuff and lip-syncing to music.

What are you holding your Switch up with?

I'm using the Switch controller box. I

actually cut out a little groove and made

a stand with it. I'm a genius.

I don't even know what I'd do on TikTok.

I don't want to do stupid dancing. Lip

sync music stuff.

And then how can I do clickbait drama on

TikTok? No, I like YouTube

because you can kind of like make

episodes. It's like telling a story video

by video.

People said do Twitch, but I

would have to get you guys to come over to

Twitch, and I tried that before and it was

really difficult. I only managed to get

about 100 people over to Twitch back when

I was getting about 600 to 700 viewers on

YouTube. I could only get about 100 of

them over to Twitch, and then you don't

make any money on Twitch unless people

donate, and I don't really get many

donations, to be honest. So I rely on ad

revenue, and you don't get ad revenue on

Twitch unless you become a partner, and

you can't become a partner on Twitch

unless you get at least 100 viewers every

stream, and I barely even got 100 viewers

every stream. So I don't think doing

Twitch is a good idea. I need to stay on

YouTube where my audience is.

And Twitch would be a good idea if I had a

massive audience like Leafy.

I'm so jealous of Leafy. He made like $4

million on YouTube and then he got banned,

and then he just moves over to Twitch and

he's got this really loyal fan base of

probably a million people, and they just

go over and watch him on Twitch and they

flood him with donations. They just love

him so much.

I can't believe he made 4 million. I

didn't think he made that much.

Uh, there's copyright music on this radio.

Better stop it.

I feel like I lost most my loyal viewers.

I don't know how or why, probably because

I deleted Discord and then I stopped doing

live streams and then I started making

stuff up.

I do miss it though. I miss the kind of

community feeling I used to have on my

but I had to make a choice.

And the Discord server was just messing

things up for me too much.

Who's chasing me?

Ah, stupid idiot.

I felt like it was lagging a bit.

Have I spoke to Chihiro lately? No, last

time she messaged me was in April.

Something about me leaking her nudes.

When she was worried about me leaking her

nudes, she messaged me. I think she

messages my mum sometimes.

You know what I really want to do? I want

to get— I want to get a puppy or a kitten

for a video, but I'm not sure where I can

get one. I googled animal shelter, but

nothing really came up.

I would like to have a pet, but the

problem is that means I have to stop

moving around.

Who's playing music?

Who's talking?

Someone's playing music on the voice chat.

I'm also thinking about getting a laptop

again. I feel so stupid because I left

my gaming laptop in Japan for the second

time after I left my wife. I left a

bunch of stuff there because I didn't want

to carry it. I left my laptop, my mic, my

Sony action cam. But now

I'm getting back into gaming and I'm

feeling like the Switch isn't enough.

Number 1, the screen's too small.

Number 2, I miss using mouse and keyboard.

Number 3, it would be nice to stream off

the laptop instead of filming the screen

like this. But then it's kind of heavy

and it's going to be a lot of money, and I

just bought this controller, and if I get

a laptop, that means I wasted money buying

the controller.

What happened to my PS4? I never had one.

Build a PC? I can't because I keep moving

around. I don't want to go back home to

England because my mum is, uh, is being

annoying. She keeps bugging me about

OnlyFans. It's so irritating. She'll send

me a message and she'll send me the

picture of myself fingering my bum.

And I'm like, why are you sending me this

picture? And then she'll say, aren't you

ashamed? Don't you have any shame or

self-respect? Fuck off.

I told her already, stop sending me naked

pictures of myself. I don't want to see

it. I was the one who took it. Why does

she think I want to see myself naked?

I just don't understand why she sends me

the picture. It's like she wants to

embarrass me. Do you know what it's like

having your own mum sending you naked

pictures of yourself?

So I don't really feel like going home

because I feel like there, there would be

arguments about it, and I kind of lost my

temper. Recently before I left,

and I smashed the bin or something.

So I actually rather just stay in Europe.

Maybe I'd prefer to go to a different

European country where the rent's a bit

cheaper. There's certain European

countries like Poland,

even Spain or France, where they have

really cheap Airbnbs for like $400 a

I'm thinking about going there.

Maybe Czech Republic. I could find out

where Sayaka is. If you remember, my first

ever internet girlfriend who broke my

heart got married to a Czech guy. And

moved there. It'd be funny if I went

there. Could make a video hunting down my

first girlfriend. She must be like 30 now.

I wonder if she's ugly and old.

Listen.

Hello, my name is Daniel.

I'm gay.

What they saying? They can't hear me, by

Hello, kiddies. Someone translate.

Shut up. Stupid kids.

Do you

hear what I'm going to say?

Can you hear? No, no,

seriously. Any Spanish speakers here?

You can translate for us. I want to get a

microphone so I can troll them, but if I

get a mic for the Switch, then you won't

be able to hear audio.

So I don't really know how to talk to them

so you guys could hear them as well. If I

get earphones with a mic, then only I can

hear it. Oh,

I'm level 40. Pro gamer.

I feel like the controller gives you an

advantage. Yeah, it does. Most of them are

using their phones, probably using a

touchscreen, or they're using the

Joy-Cons, which kind of suck.

The Pro Controller is very nice.

Oh no, no! What?

Show me the long stick. I got a crit.

How did he not die? Help me.

No, no. You little

shit. Would I write a book about my

life? I don't know why people keep saying

I should write a book. Who's gonna buy it?

Why don't I just make videos? I'm pretty

sure no one's gonna buy a book if I wrote

one. People don't

even buy my merch, and people already know

my life story. Because I've made a video

about every single thing that happened.

I can't believe you got second place in

your last video. A lot of times I actually

win and I come first place. I can't

believe I lost to that guy because

I got stuck in my own building and I

didn't notice there was an opening behind

me. I didn't notice he was standing there.

I was trying to knock down the one in

front of me.

I'm kind of bored of talking about my

life, to be honest. Talking about how I

was bullied and how I had hay fever and

how I changed schools and I got teased and

I got made fun of because I was Asian,

and how I went to Japan, had lots of sex

with Japanese girls. I've talked about it

so many times, it's just not fun for me.

When I first started YouTube, it was

really fun. I loved sharing all my stories

and experiences, but now I've talked about

everything that's happened to myself over

and over. It's just not interesting

anymore.

How much do I make on OnlyFans? I usually

make about between $1,500 and $2,000

a month.

What does my sister think about OnlyFans?

She thinks it's fine. OnlyFans is becoming

kind of mainstream. A lot of people are

doing it, and she even has a friend who

used to do titty streaming, like cam,

cam girl stuff. So she doesn't think it's

a bad thing, she doesn't think it's weird,

but my mum is like, you know,

old-fashioned Asian woman. Obviously she's

going to be ashamed that her son does

pornography,

and I kind of expected her to have that

reaction, and I still don't

regret doing it because I need the money.

And I like having the financial freedom.

And if she's not going to be supportive,

well,

that's just a shame, isn't it?

But you know, I'm an adult. I don't have

qualifications or other skills. I need to

make my way in life doing

things that I can do,

and I don't want to be 30 years plus and

still depending on my parents, living in

their house.

Would you recommend doing OnlyFans to

someone? Only if you're prepared that it

could damage your relationships with your

family if they're not supportive.

I feel evil killing them when they don't

have guns.

I'll let them live. Nice guy,

Daniel.

It's just a waste of ammo.

Yeah, I think doing OnlyFans is fine as

long as you're prepared that you might

have family members who would not be okay

You just have to know what could happen

and just expect that your pics probably

will get leaked at some point. I don't

really care if my pics get leaked, it's

just annoying. When you start having

arguments with family members about it,

it's a good way to make money,

and it's easy. It's kind of repetitive

though. I don't really know what else to

do now. I just do the same thing over and

over. I do, I do one premium

video a month which I sell for $25 for,

for a 5-minute video where I just, I kind

of strip off and then I jerk off and I

finger my bum and then I cum. And usually

about 20 to 30 people buy that video, so

it's $25 each. And then I'll do about 6

or 7 screenshots from other videos, or

I'll take photos and I'll put that up for

free for paying members.

And it's working out quite well.

Well, I'll do like a cum compilation for

$10.

Ice Poseidon got banned yesterday for

watching Belle Delphine with eye tracker.

Really? Are you joking?

I feel so bad for the guy. He tries to go

on Mixer, he gets banned. He gets banned

from Twitch. His channel dies on YouTube,

now he's trying to go on DLive.

It's like he can't catch a break. The king

of IRL. What the hell happened? I remember

when he used to get 20K viewers every

Well, at least he's got a hot girlfriend.

Kimberly is pretty good-looking, I have to

say. But I think she's the problem. I

think she's the reason why he started to

tame his content. He stopped doing crazy

stuff. A bit like me, actually.

I think having a girl in your life just

kind of calms you down. You become less

edgy. It matures you a little bit, but

then that also makes you less entertaining

as a streamer or a YouTuber when you've

built your channel off of doing weird,

crazy stuff.

So I don't know what to do. I mean, do I

follow Paul in his footsteps? Or do I just

try and keep doing crazy stuff whilst

having— trying to balance, trying to

maintain a relationship at the same time?

It's like a juggling act.

Play PUBG? I tried PUBG on my phone and

it's like Fortnite, but it looks boring

and there's no building. I, I think

Fortnite is better. I like the art style

in Fortnite. It's nice and colorful,

makes me feel happy.

I think the building adds an interesting

element to the gameplay.

I've been watching a lot of Dr Disrespect

recently. He got banned on Twitch as well,

didn't he? Why is everyone getting banned?

A load of people got banned on Twitch.

Leafy gets banned on YouTube.

The amount of donations Dr Disrespect gets

is insane.

He's constantly getting $100 donations,

like every, every minute he's getting at

least a $50 or $100 donation. He must make

so much money. And then he gets about

60,000, 70,000 people watching each

stream.

Whoa, no, aim! I can't aim.

Oh my God, it's trapping me in there.

I need to blink, I can't see.

Where is he?

Oh God, my heart's pounding.

Heal, heal! Oh,

my heart's gonna explode. I'm gonna run.

I think I'm

gonna run. Fuck this. No!

Ah, stupid green bomb. I hate it.

Usually you get cover in the cars, but the

stupid green bomb damages you even if it

hits the side of the car. Oh my heart,

I nearly got that person. She was good,

good jumping, good building.

Yeah, what was I saying? Dr Disrespect,

he must make so much money off each

stream,

but his streams are so high quality, it's

weird watching them. It's like watching a

movie or something, and he's— his

character is— he's so dedicated to

the character.

I like the music he chooses for the

streams. I don't like his singing though.

It's like he thinks he's good at singing,

but I guess he's not bad at singing, but I

don't think he's great. He'll just

randomly start singing while screaming

during the streams. It's kind of annoying.

But who are these people who have hundreds

of dollars to donate to him every time?

I expect, I expect his viewers

are mostly kids, but then what kid's gonna

have $100 to donate to him?

Have I had any ideas about buying land?

Uh, I'm not sure. I was thinking about

buying a house in Japan. I found some

houses in the countryside in Japan that

cost about £30,000 to £40,000,

and you don't need a visa or anything.

You can be a foreigner, a tourist in

Japan, and you can buy property. There's

no restrictions. But then I thought to

myself, is it really a good idea? I mean,

I'd have to pay for bills like water,

electricity, internet, and then I have to

pay property tax. So just because I buy a

place doesn't mean I'll be— I'll have a

rent-free place to live in.

But the idea does interest me,

but I just don't feel like blowing all of

my savings on something that

I don't know if it's a good idea. Then I'd

be in the middle of nowhere countryside in

Japan.

I feel like it would be a big waste of

money, and then I'll be stuck with a house

in Japan that probably won't make

me money. I could put it on Airbnb, but

then who's going to want to stay in the

middle of nowhere countryside in Japan?

And then I'd have to manage an Airbnb

whilst not being in Japan, because I can

only be in Japan for 6 months at a time as

a tourist. But it would be a fun project.

I'm just not crazy enough to do it, I

guess. And then I'd

have to pay so much money to fix the place

up to make it nice.

There could be problems with it, who

And then I thought about buying a piece of

land in England and then building

something on it like a shed. I don't know

if that would work. I don't really want to

be tied down in England. I don't really

see myself living in England full-time. I

want to be able to move around,

and then buying something like a property

will tie me down to a place.

It interested me, but I don't know, it

sounds like a big headache.

Airbnb is so cheap in Japan right now. I

checked Airbnbs in Osaka and you can get

a place for £400 a month, a nice place.

They even go as cheap as £300.

And then here in Germany, my rent here in

this Airbnb cost £2,700 for this

I don't know why Japan's so cheap.

Or I could go to some, some poor European

country like Poland. Poland. Is it Poland

or Poland? I don't know how to pronounce

it. Poland, not Poland.

But is it safe? Is it nice to live there?

I don't really go outside. I just stay

inside. I make videos and I play Fortnite.

Poland, the land of poes.

I could stay here. I don't know,

find a cheaper place, but there's just

other countries that are so much cheaper.

I'm not really going to these countries

because I want to travel. I'm I just need

a place to live, basically.

I'm not interested in traveling.

I just need to get a nice place where I

can do my stuff,

play video games, watch movies.

Why don't I just stay in England then? I

don't know, because England's also

expensive and the idea of being

stuck in England scares me a little. I

like to be able to move around.

I'd prefer to be in a foreign country

instead of my home country, I guess.

Maybe there's like a novelty of being a

foreigner that I enjoy.

Go to Africa. I had a look at Africa,

there's some really cheap Airbnb's. Where

is it? What the hell?

Oh my God, where are they coming from?

Leave me alone,

leave me alone! Just trying to live my

life. See,

try and gang up on me. Oh, thank you,

PZ. You have to grow up sometime, Daniel.

Yeah, but what am I gonna

do with my

life? I still have like this,

maybe a goal for next year. I would like

to go back to Japan eventually. And get

some puppies.

I don't know why, but Japan still seems

attractive to me for whatever reason.

So my choices are go back home, live with

my mum, go crazy,

get my own place in England, not an

Airbnb, but actually properly rent a place

that doesn't cost £2,000 a month. But then

I might get tied into a contract.

Stay in cheap European countries like

Poland or go back to Japan.

Do the whole 6 months as a tourist thing,

or I could sign up to a school and get a

student visa. I don't

know what to do.

What is my end goal? I don't know.

When I'm 50. What do I want to be doing?

I want to be doing exactly what I'm doing

now, but hopefully I have some puppies. I

would like to get pets sometime.

Where are they? I can't see. Stupid Switch

screen is so tiny.

I miss my 32-inch gaming curved monitor

with my Logitech gaming mouse.

Those were the days.

Reload. Where is it?

Where is it?

Somewhere in here.

I'm gonna hide. Go hiking in the

Alps? No.

Oh, how did I miss?

Got you, got you up the bum.

Why do you always ignore me? I've been

following you for 2 years. Well, I'm very

sorry.

For ignoring you, but I'm trying to

destroy 10-year-old children here.

What day is it? Why aren't they at school

playing Fortnite? They should be getting

educated.

You know what I'd love to do with this

channel? Maybe just Fortnite streaming.

What do you think?

Because I don't think the whole why I hate

popular video games trolling tactic is

working very well.

I don't really want to stream on the main

channel anymore because, I don't know, I

just find it kind of depressing.

Am I using a controller? Yes.

Using my Pro Controller. Stream on Twitch?

No, if I stream on Twitch then I won't get

ad revenue. Then at least if I don't get

any donations, I still get ad rev.

If I get no donations on Twitch, I'll get

absolutely zero because there's no ad

revenue.

What the— where

How long have you been playing Fortnite

for? I started playing it a couple weeks

ago, but I used to play it a lot 2 years

ago. Yeah, I could download the

video, the stream from Twitch after the

stream, and then upload it onto this

channel and get ad revenue, but that's

a lot of work. I can't be bothered.

You got sniped. Ah, ah, no, no,

no,

no,

no, I don't want

to die. Don't die.

I want to die.

Who the hell was doing that?

Ah, too many, too much.

I can't take them all on.

What happened to the Discord? I deleted

it. It's causing me too many troubles,

too many problems.

I just don't think Twitch is a good idea.

I just don't have enough viewers to make

it worth it.

And then growing on Twitch is nearly

impossible. How are people on Twitch gonna

find me?

Unless I already had a pre-existing

audience from YouTube, it's kind of

difficult growing on Twitch.

It just doesn't make sense to, to try and

split up my audience over different

platforms. I think staying on YouTube is a

good idea.

Hello? Hello? Hello?

Okay, I found it.

Anyone have a mic? All you guys have a

mic? Can they hear me? I don't

think they can hear me. There's no

built-in mic on the Switch, is there?

Why do they want to speak to strangers?

Hello, I hear someone talk, Dad.

Hello, it's funny.

Who's— hello, I,

I see the depot on purple and blue or

something. I don't know what color it is.

I got people down there. I don't know what

he's actually saying. He's not saying one

word.

I think I want to smite his face.

I thought that people down there— that's

my face.

Okay, default down there. I know you have

a mic on. I see you. This is so weird.

Okay, I see 2 people talking.

Default talked. Well,

that just means some people didn't talk.

Stop fucking— yay, not yay.

I can't find a fucking gun. I do watch

some fucking— oh my God,

am I actually God? God, why are you giving

me some fucking— I could sure hold stock.

And what do you do? Give me a stock token.

Thank you, God. Thank you very much.

You're broken.

I can't concentrate when they keep

Oh my God, it's the

star!

Okay, so I'm at the speaking mic.

Stupid.

Yeah, you're dead.

What needs to stop? I put my marker down

and you say, oh, hell,

that's what you get for trying to kill me.

I knew this was highest. Look behind

you the whole time, buddy.

Okay, sometimes it's hard

to aim. I feel like the sensitivity isn't

fast enough. I wish this kid would shut

up. But then if I increase the

sensitivity, then it's too sensitive.

Oh shoot, I hit a jump.

Well, maybe I can eat the cabbage. Oh, I

That was intense. You have

a knife. I hear you.

He's just talking to himself, isn't he?

It's especially hard when they start

jumping up and down around you, and the

auto aim. I don't know if I should turn

auto aim off. Sometimes it makes it

difficult. Makes it harder. Maybe be

easier if I turn it off.

He knows you're listening. Not just

me, there's 89 people here listening.

How would you feel if your child was

playing Fortnite and there were 89

strangers listening to him? Would you be

worried? Okay, default.

Okay, every default. I know you have a

mic, but you're not default.

But why do they have mics? Maybe they're

playing on mobile, they're using the

built-in mic.

Now he's singing.

What the hell is going

on with this thing?

What the freak? Hot pepper!

I love hot peppers. I don't think the

Switch has a built-in mic.

Yeah, there's helicopters as well in the

game. Interesting. Oh yeah,

mama! Give me that!

Oh mamma mia! Give my brother!

This might just get good.

What the fuck?

Ah, shit! He's a freaking vampire!

Look at this dude! That's you!

Where is he? Oh, he's that yellow guy.

Every time you play the game, um,

I don't need it. Um,

This guy is so rough.

Is this guy? How you broke all the chicken

chips? Shut up. You know we need it for

something. Stop watching drama. Stop.

We're not roommates.

She's gonna start crying.

They sound 5. Yeah, maybe they're not 10.

I don't know the difference between a

5-year-old and a 10-year-old.

Oh, you want to pet my cat?

Pet it. Oh, don't pet it, he gets angry.

You don't know what happens to me if I let

you. It gets angry at me.

I need to get that. Leaving that game,

kid's annoying.

How can I still hear him? I've quit the

game. How come

no adults play this game? It's a good

game. Adults play Super Mario.

If you had a mic, this could have been

hilarious YouTube video. Yeah, but I don't

think I can get a mic that also

lets you hear it as well. It would have to

be like a headset, and then you wouldn't

be able to hear them, so I don't know how

to make that work.

Who wants to play with me? You can add me

and then you can talk and be on my stream.

What do you think about no one wanting to

continue archive? Did they stop archiving

my videos?

I actually feel kind of relieved. It was

annoying. Do you know how annoying it is

every time you make a video and some idiot

downloads it and uploads it to some stupid

archive? What is the point of that?

I don't want an archive. If I want videos

up, they'll be on my channel. If I decide

to take them down, it's because I don't

want them up anymore. It doesn't mean I

want someone else to download it and then

re-upload it. It was just irritating.

I actually, uh, I reported about

3 different archive channels, got them

banned. Some of them mailed me begging

me to unban them. I ignored them.

I gave them copyright strikes and I got a

few of the channels terminated.

It's just annoying.

Why would I want some random channel

uploading my videos?

I actually sold the link to the archive to

someone on Instagram.

I sold it to him for $50, and then he got

angry and he tried doing a chargeback on

PayPal. And I screenshot our conversation

and I proved to PayPal that he was trying

to rip me off, and I got to keep the

money. He said,

do you have an archive? I said, yeah, but

it's $50 for access.

I don't know why people do it.

If you want to download the video for your

own personal use, then I can understand,

but why go to the trouble of uploading

every video to some channel

that you have? It just seems pointless.

And one person had over 200 of my videos

uploaded to his channel, and I just

reported it and got it all taken down.

Is Daniel technically an incel because he

hasn't had cereal in ages? Excuse me?

You know I have a girlfriend right now.

I don't understand why people keep calling

me an incel.

I went from being divorced to having

a new relationship within— how long did it

take me? It took me like 3 months.

And even before the YouTube channel, I

always had girlfriends.

I think the longest amount of time I was

without a girlfriend was between 2014 and

2016. But I was still meeting up with that

Korean lady, so I was still having sex,

but I didn't consider her to be a

girlfriend, and I wasn't really looking

at that time.

I've never really had long, really long

periods of time where I just couldn't find

a girlfriend. I always managed to find

Someone. I guess I give off that kind of

vibe, that incel vibe.

Look at them all trying to run away.

That's what you get.

That's what you get.

Oh,

uh-oh, I'm gonna die because

I don't have any bullets.

5 versus 1, they still can't take me down.

You were an incel before you went to Asia

in 2010. Uh,

yeah,

I guess you could say that, up until the

age of 20.

But I had an online girlfriend from 17 to

19. And before the age of 17,

I wasn't even interested in girls.

Online girlfriend doesn't count. Why not?

I think it counts. We were together for 2

years and we were planning to meet up and

she sent me nudes and we did phone sex.

I was so close to having enough money to

go and meet her and then she meets that

stupid Czech Republic guy.

But then 2 weeks later, I found the next

Japanese girlfriend, the one I eventually

went to meet. You know, the one with the

big head. I drew her in my drawing my

ex-girlfriends from memory video.

Ah, they're so dumb. Why do they bother

shooting at me when I'm in a truck? And

they don't even get out the way when I

drive into them.