helo its daniel here

Oh, this American is restricted, sir. Now

get your hands up and stop what you're

doing. Be smart.

Surrender now. Command, target has stood

down. We're taking him in.

You need

Go for

a headshot.

Over there! That's it, let loose on that

hip! Trying to type.

Is it

working?

Testing. Is it working?

Testing.

Yeah, I still have Discord.

Wait, oh, my Thai girl's messaging me.

Oh my God, it's like a full-time job.

She keeps messaging me all day, and then

if I don't reply, she starts whining.

Do you think the game— can you hear the

game audio?

Invite, copy link.

Would I be on a red-pilled podcast?

No. Do you guys think I'm redpilled?

I want it so you can hear some of the

game, but I don't want it to be too loud.

Watch me make a mountain of bodies.

But I glitched it. The door doesn't open,

so I think they can't shoot me through the

door cuz the door is stuck, and somehow

they can walk through the door. I keep

taking shots like that. That's not good.

This game's so dumb sometimes.

But they can't shoot me. Oh,

fuck.

I want to make a mountain of bodies, but I

don't know if I can glitch the door again

so it stays shut.

Why do people keep saying that Thai girls

are ladyboys? My mum keeps saying all Thai

girls are prostitutes and scammers, and

then my viewers say all Thai girls are

ladyboys. Daniel, we can't

see you well. Oh yeah, I forgot my camera.

How about now?

I'm too short.

The lighting's kind of rubbish because the

sun's over there and

my window is not facing the right way.

Oh no, it docks my username.

Oh, I got an ad on my own stream.

Is it still playing ads?

I heard that you can't actually disable

ads. Twitch just plays the ads

automatically. I heard that

you can't actually disable ads.

Okay, let's get back to, um,

this. Oh, I died,

didn't I?

Can you hear the computer fan?

It's pretty loud.

I turned the graphics down a bit.

Does it look good? Oh, it's actually

pretty smooth. Is it?

So if you're wondering what I do all day—

did you see that? What?

What the hell just happened?

Did you see him? This game's so funny.

He just— he got stuck in the door.

Did you see that?

Ugh, stupid Thai girl's messaging me

nonstop today. She— I don't think she went

to work today. Oh, now I haven't aggroed

the guards.

If I just let them see me, I should

trigger them and then they'll come in.

I think they're coming.

They get stuck in the door and then they

fly up. Look at that guy, his leg.

This game's so funny.

What game is this? It's Hitman 3. Well,

this is Hitman 1, actually.

This is the best level in Hitman, the

Japan level. It nearly did it again.

It's my favorite game.

Am I going to play GTA 6? It looks kind of

rubbish, to be honest.

GTA always looks the same. They just make

the graphics look a bit better, but it's

always the same kind of grimy-looking

American city. And they got the hood and

the suburbs, and then they've got the city

bit, and then they've got some countryside

bits. And then it's always about gangs and

drugs. It's always the same.

I get bored with it. Can they do it in a

different country like Japan?

I heard people who are sharing the leaked

images and footage, they're getting DMCA

strikes and copyright strikes and even

sued. Good thing I didn't share any of it.

I thought maybe I'd make a video laughing

at how crap it looks. Good thing I didn't.

If I just stand here, hit them as soon as

they come in.

Contact engaged. Fire at will.

That sound.

If they come in 2 at a time, it's a bit

risky. I can get a good mountain

going, I should be safe.

Oh no,

I like it when they pile up,

but he's right in between his legs. Look

at that guy. Oh. What happened to

my bat? I lost my

baseball bat. Oh, there it is.

Well, we got a good mountain going on

Take him down!

His arm's stuck in the hinge.

Problem is I don't have a save because

this is on the most difficult level and

I've already used the one save you get.

Why don't I use a gun?

So it's actually easier to use the melee

weapon. Instead of trying to aim the gun.

The gun, it takes like 10 shots to kill

someone with a gun unless you get a

So unless you're really good at doing

headshots, shooting is pretty difficult.

The problem here is I

have to use the X button to hit the bats,

but X also snaps necks. If I accidentally

snap a neck— I don't know why I'm gonna

die now.

I don't know why he did punching instead

of using the bat. Nearly died.

Is it too loud, do you think?

When am I coming back to Japan? When it

reopens. I can't go now.

If I can kill every guard,

then I can do what I want without anyone

stopping me.

This game's so funny.

Wow, look like— oh, he nearly

Am I gonna stay in Osaka? Yeah, if I went

back to Japan, I probably would choose

Osaka again because,

um, I think it's quite a nice city. It's

not too big like Tokyo, and it's got my

favorite place of all time.

Oh, sucker.

I think, I think I killed them all. Did I?

Now

there's loads down there too, but that's

the target. You gotta kill that guy. On

the operating table. Can you see?

Target is in the office.

I wish I had the katana.

I've only got blunt melee weapons.

Tokyo has more content. What kind

of content?

Look how high the mountain is getting.

Tokyo is boring. The only good thing about

Tokyo is maybe the Skytree

IRL content. You can do IRL in Osaka.

Would it crash if there's too many bodies?

I don't think it would.

Target spotted.

This game. I wish— oh, what one

funny thing to do is you grab a body at

the bottom and drag it. Watch, watch this,

watch this. He keeps

dropping it. I dropped my bat.

I can't get the bat.

There's too many things to pick up.

Oh, I got it. Put it there and

then we can drag. Why are they wearing

plastic things on their shoes?

Oh, now I ruined the mountain.

You know what I noticed in this game? You

can't take the clothing if it's a woman.

So look, if I steal— if I take this guy's

clothing he gets naked, but you

can't do that with the female characters.

So you can't strip off a woman.

Why? Why can't you?

I want to strip women naked too.

I wonder if I can shoot them through the

No.

Where's my baseball

bat?

Oh, women.

2 women. Can I

steal her clothing? So you can't strip

them naked.

Boring.

So sexist. So it's okay to strip men naked

but not women because they know what guys

are gonna do.

That's weird. I swear I remember

that I was able to strip women naked in

Hitman and I was dragging them around.

Oh no, that was just in the level where

there were women wearing bikinis.

Yeah, I think you're fine. What's he

doing? Oh, he's reviving them. What are

you doing here? Where do you think you're

going, sir? You need to stay with me.

Oh, he's trying to escort me out.

Please don't do it!

No,

no!

No, no,

no, please don't!

Can you see the detail on the stream?

This game is so detailed, you can see the

little hairs on his face.

And you can see the little text sometimes.

No, it's all blurry.

I wonder if I can kill the guy from up

here like this.

Nice, bulletproof.

So to open the door, I need to drag all

these out of the way.

We need—

Am I practicing for when Tokyo

opens? What, hitting people with a

baseball bat?

No, no, I'm just

acting out my fantasy. Sir, I know what

you did. Ready to engage.

Weapons hot.

I can't get out of this stupid room.

Oh, ladies.

Oh no, I forgot the tiger. She's waiting.

She said, are you busy? Are you okay?

Yes, I'm here.

See, I have to keep replying to her.

Although I can't even reply 10 minutes

late or she starts asking like,

what, what's wrong? I'm scared to lose

you.

I said I'm working, and then she said,

can't you give me some spare time?

Shut up, idiot.

Yeah, look at this room.

Look at the mess.

Wow. Oh, I've got an idea. If I

get the propane tank and I bring it here,

I blow them all up and then they'll all

die. Okay, so I don't want to die,

otherwise I lose everything I just did,

so I got to be careful. Where's the

propane tank? Don't think you'll be able

to put up with that once you meet her.

Well, I think when I'm with her and living

with her, it'll be fine cuz she's not

going to be— I don't know,

cuz she'll be at work. She'll probably be

messaging me while she's at work whilst

I'm at her place,

because if I'm with her,

I'm not going to be gaming or streaming

cuz I have to pay her attention. So I

wouldn't really be bothered if We're

spending time together. Where did

he go? HQ, how copy?

Everyone's dead.

I guess after a while it would get

annoying because I don't know, when I was

with Chihiro In the beginning,

yeah, I spent— I gave her all my

attention, but then after a few months and

I felt comfy with her, I just wanted to

play games and stream and stuff.

It's my mum. Don't tell her I'm streaming.

I don't think she's coming here.

Oh, she wants a picture. The tiger wants

to see a picture of me when I was a kid.

I don't have a picture when I was a kid.

Where do I have a picture?

No, I don't have a picture somewhere.

Oh no,

goddamn.

What? No! Stop the choking

right now! Shut up! No one can

stop me. All the guards are dead or

they're knocked out.

I need to say something to her, otherwise

she's gonna think I'm ignoring her. What

should I say? Are they your

brother and sisters?

Okay, I want to get the propane

tank.

I think I know where it is. It's just

outside. It should be out here.

Yeah, it's right here. Whoa, that was

easy. I'm gonna put this propane

tank right in the middle of the

corpse mountain. This should be funny.

Are you ready? Oh, there's a guy. Hey,

hey, hey, hey,

lads!

Look at this, look at this. Are you

watching?

Look,

put it

here.

Then I want to

drag all these bodies in there too, but

it'll take ages.

Says hold a message for reason bullying

because you said you monster. Stop

bullying me. I put allow.

I'm gonna drag them all into the. To the

room whilst

giving attention to my tiger.

This is called multitasking.

Where's the propane tank? Oh, there it is.

I need to put it somewhere because I, I

need to stand back to shoot it.

If I put it— I

have 7 English cousins and maybe

12 Malaysian cousins.

I don't even know how many Malaysian

cousins I have. There's so many. Okay,

where'd I put the propane tank? I put it

there.

It keeps falling down.

Watch, watch, this will be good.

I can't get a good view of it.

I wish you can set stuff on fire, that

would be cool. Okay, watch this. Are you

watching? All right, where's he gone?

Oh, there he is.

Okay, watch. Ah,

there's a guard. Wait, what the hell?

Okay, watch, watch, watch.

Are you watching?

This is gonna be good.

Oh, I wasn't expecting that.

Because last time I shot it with a pistol,

it just started smoking. I didn't think

the whole thing was gonna blow up. They

didn't die! Oh, some of them did die.

Oh wow, look at that guy!

How'd he get up there? That's so

funny.

It killed some of them. Oh wow, it made a

hole in the floor. Oh,

he's moving.

Oh, look.

Oh, there's blood coming out.

Oh, he fell down.

Shoot his ass. I did.

Oh, dead. We need more explosives.

Where can I get more explosives? I think

that's it. I don't think there's another

tank.

Oh, there's loads of people here.

See, it's hard shooting the gun.

Come on, open.

Disappeared. Watch your 6.

There,

it's

easier to use a melee weapon.

Why didn't he shoot me?

And then we can kill the target.

Is he wearing panties?

Show your pretty mug. We'll find you some

kind of troublemaker.

Are you supposed to be stealthy in this

game? Yeah, you're not supposed to

kill anyone. When you kill people, you

get, um, you lose

points. You're not supposed to be noticed

or caught on camera,

and you're not supposed to kill people.

No, shit,

that's good,

because if you do that, you won't get the

interesting endings and stuff.

She said, I'll let you work, I will not

disturb you. I miss you, baby.

It's okay, I'm not very busy.

Is this Hitman 1, 2, or 3? I think it's 1.

It's the last level.

I've got one challenge I need to do,

which is dress up as the motorcyclist and

use the katana.

She keeps messaging me. Yes,

I'm free for now.

I think my mom's coming. How do I mute it?

It's for the small lock.

I can't get any peace and quiet.

Can you hear me?

Today I want to beg you very much.

What? What does that mean?

You don't have plans today?

That sounds like a bad thing to ask. It's

like I'm saying, don't you have something

to do,

or are you just gonna disturb me the whole

She said, I need some TLC.

How does she know TLC? How do you know the

word TLC?

Oh, because these— the sun's coming in.

What time is it? It's only 3.

Oh, going to Thailand soon, in case you

didn't know. That's why I'm talking to a

Thai girl. So how should I kill this guy?

I mean, I could just shoot him in the

head. Why is there no sound?

I'm being shot at. Who's shooting me?

Patient unresponsive. Oh, I accidentally

shot him. To be honest, I'm not sure what

to feel about this one. Damn. Well,

that's for another time. Yum. She said she

learned it from YouTube. Haha, clever

girl.

The funny thing about talking to Thai

girls is You can say cringe stuff like

good girl and well done, baby. It's like

you can talk to them as if they're

children. Do I get more

matches in Thailand? I don't know because

I'm not in Thailand yet. I guess I'll try

some dating apps when I'm there.

When's my flight? It's in October.

Beginning of October is

good for Zed. Yes, it's cute.

Gonna be live streaming the flight.

That'd be funny.

Ducky awaits.

Initiating forensic analysis program.

Backlog review in progress. I want to show

you the, the Japanese spa area after

I killed everyone.

中村さん.

This is such a weeb level if you like

Japan. I think it's the only level in

Japan. They chose Hokkaido for some

reason. It's so pretty. Look at this

scenery. Every time I see this, it's just

Wait,

look at this mountain range. It's so

pretty.

And then you can zoom in. They've put

little houses, but they, they They don't

look great. There's fireworks.

And look, this, this facility is on top of

this mountain.

It's got a waterfall.

There's a privacy law in Thailand about

filming people's faces. Really?

No, that can't be, because I've seen Thai—

I've seen YouTube channels about Thailand

and they just walk around Bangkok filming.

They don't blur anyone's faces.

I've seen loads of videos on YouTube with

just people walking around.

Who's that?

The problem in games when you just start

killing everyone is it kind of ruins it.

So it just feels kind of silly at that

point. I mean, you can do it,

but then it ruins the immersion and the

believability,

but it's pretty funny.

I wonder if you can blow up the

helicopter. You can

blow up cars.

No, I don't think you can.

Oh, look,

it's the director. He's the

guy in charge of the facility. You can

steal his wig. Look,

he's got a wig.

Oh, she keeps asking me about work. This

is kind of awkward. Do you have work a lot

per month? It depends if

I want to work more or

less. I can choose. It's flexible.

I feel a bit annoyed she keeps asking me

questions about how many hours do I

work, am I busy.

I haven't actually done any drawing for

months now because I kind of gave up on

the whole illustrated video idea. They

weren't getting many views.

So I don't have any drawings to show her

that I've been working on. I should get

back into drawing, make some videos, I

guess, and then I can also say, oh look,

I'm working on this character, character

design. What do you think I should do some

videos on? Like, should I do some vlogs or

some illustrated story stuff?

Don't you work 24/7? I'm working now.

Doing a Twitch stream. Holy shit,

going to make $2 ad revenue maybe on this

stream. Living the

life. What game am I playing? It's Hitman.

So one way to kill Yuki Yamazaki is.

It's a really easy way to kill, but it

bugs out sometimes. You turn the

temperature on the sauna to maximum,

and then she goes in like an idiot, and

then you can actually block the door so

she can't get out, and then she suffocates

and dies. Or you can sneak into the

kitchen— oh, look at these naked yoga

guys. Oh, now she's asking

me who gives me work.

She's really, she's really,

um, asking the questions now.

Oh wow, I got bits! Where are they?

Fallen King, thanks.

A few bits. Why am I streaming on

here? Um, I'm just bored. I thought

I'd do some gaming streams.

She's gonna find out you have no job.

I need to make this lie more convincing,

so I'm gonna say, who is give work for

you? I go online and find

people looking for illustrators,

or they contact me. I feel like the

biggest thing that's going to blow my

cover is she's

going to get suspicious about my work,

and then she's going to ask for, you know,

proof. Like, show me the website you use.

I want to see your website. What? What's

your portfolio? I want to show my friend.

And then if I say no, that's gonna look

a bit sus, isn't it? She's— I'm really

worried actually. She keeps asking about

I could make a fake account, like a fake

Fiverr, and put some artwork on, put

digital artist, but then it's not going to

have any feedback. So it looks

like— it will look like a new account,

won't it? She said,

looks like nice work.

Yes, it is

okay, but sometimes stressful.

I really shouldn't have said I do digital

art. I could have said anything else,

like I don't know, I work at a

petrol station. Say you can't show the art

because it belongs to the client. Yeah, I

could do. She's saying stuff like, oh, I

can't wait until you're here and I can

watch you work. So she wants to see what I

do in person.

I'm just going to take a picture. These

guys could

take a picture.

Why can't you make something up that has

no link to your reality? Because I

need to have— I need to be able to talk

about it as if I know what I'm talking

about. And I did used to do some

illustrations for money on Fiverr. I can't

say, oh, I'm a— I don't know,

I do coding for websites, because I

wouldn't know what I'm saying.

She said, why is it stressful? Because

sometimes I need to draw something

I never drew before.

I should get drawing, do some drawings,

get them prepared so it looks like I'm

working on something. Say you work on

commissions. Yeah, that's what I'm

thinking, you know, just like very simple

characters that people pay me to do.

Oh, they're coming for me.

I said I'm gonna take a break from working

because I'll be in Thailand.

I could also say I get some money from the

stock market, which is the biggest lie

Draw Mila naked. What if I show her the

picture I drew of me having sex with that

fat Japanese girl? Who's,

who's seen that picture, that drawing I

Are you still hustling random girls on the

internet after all these years? Yeah,

basically, because they always ask me what

I do for a living, and every time I tell

them what I actually do, they block me and

unmatch me. So guess what? I'm not going

to tell them what I actually do because it

just— it screws me.

And I think it's so unfair women decide

whether they like you or not just based

off what you do for a living. It's just so

dumb. I could be doing one thing now and

then another thing in a few years' time.

You know how women get upset that men

decide if they like them or not based

purely off their looks and they're like,

oh yeah, well, my looks will change and

I'll get older. Why can't they just like

me for me and not for what I do for a

living? So no, I'm not going to tell them

what I actually do. Do you still do it?

Yeah, if I can.

But I wonder if I should have just said to

her that I work at a petrol station. It's

just that doesn't sound as cool as, oh, I

work freelance online. I didn't actually

think this was going to go anywhere when I

started messaging her, and I didn't know I

was going to end up meeting her and go to

Now you have work that make you stress?

Not much, because I'm planning my Thailand

trip, so I don't want to Do

a lot of work right now, so stop

fucking asking me about it, for fuck's

sake. Jesus Christ,

why does she keep trying to ask me about

work? Do you even care if this goes bad?

No, not really, because it's win-win.

Look, if it goes good, I get a

relationship and sex. And a girlfriend and

I get to experience living in Thailand.

If it goes bad, then,

then I get to rant about how my heart

was broken or whatever, and then I'll just

go online and find someone new and I'll be

able to do more things if I'm alone

because I'll be able to livestream and

maybe try IRL and maybe meet some viewers

in Thailand if I have any. But if I get

with her, I won't be able to do any of

that stuff because I'll be stuck in her

house She'll get suspicious if I go to

Bangkok.

So the plus side also, I could do, you

know, like shady stuff. Like I could get

Thai massage, experience the dark side of

Thailand.

Ideally, I would like to see where this

goes with this girl. If I can keep the

lies up and keep giving her attention

so she doesn't get upset. And then if it

lasts for like a couple months, great.

And then if it blows up after that, then

fine. I get to experience dark side of

Thailand alone again. Why are you hiding

in a bag? Oh, in the game? I'm hiding in

this laundry thing because they're trying

to find me. She said,

wow, good for us. Don't stress, darling.

Thanks. Baby kiss.

I want to focus on,

um, our trip

in Thailand first.

She said, I think I will change second job

next month. What job will

you change to?

You're gonna get bored of her really fast

and trapped in Thailand in the home of

some obsessive Thai lady who has

blacklisted you on Thai Facebook groups.

Do you think she would do that? Because if

I need to, to leave her, I would just

leave a note and then leave while she's at

work, and then she's gonna be heartbroken

and pissed, and she might put my face all

over Facebook. Saying, do not trust this

farang. He is scum.

He break my heart. And then I won't be

able to get any dates. But what, what else

am I gonna do? Just live with her forever?

What if she's a ladyboy? I really doubt

It should be fine. If I get fed up, I'll

just leave. What's she gonna do, tie me up

in the basement? Oh look,

they're doing yoga in a, in a circle.

Where are they?

Ooh, can you see her panties? I get so

pervy in these games. Can anyone please

help me? I need help here! Help!

She's hot. She's got a nice facial

Will you please stop that? I find

her attractive. I give her 7.2 out of 10.

Bit of a square jaw, maybe. Where are

the other ladies? Hello, ladies.

Oh, she's way prettier. She's got nice,

nice jaw, nice nose and lips, and nice

blue eyes. Wait,

is she just the same face as that girl?

Now this one looks older.

Where's the other one? Yeah, she's got a

rounder face. I'll take her, please. Give

you 5 goats and a cow.

Is this streaming off your Steam Deck?

No, it's my laptop. Well, I could do it on

my Steam Deck, but actually

I don't know. I haven't tried opening OBS

and the game and trying to stream it from

the, from the Steam Deck. She said,

first time I don't know you will come to

me. What does that mean?

10 means she reminds you of Mina. No,

this doesn't look like Mina.

What do you think she means? First time I

don't know, you will come to me. I will go

to you. No, I want to go

to you fast.

Smiley face. I don't know what that means.

Her eyes look strange. Yeah.

Oh, did you see her blink? She blinked and

her eye was still sticking. Oh, look!

Oh, I can't do it quick enough. Oh, it

just did it again.

I'm getting hunted. Oh,

stupid fly. Fuck off. Oh,

that's a massive fly.

Hold on, watch this.

Where's my gun?

Look.

It's gone.

That fly was huge. I'll get

it next time.

There's no sound.

Wait,

where's that cute

girl? I want her.

Coming with me back to my cave.

Oh, you can see her panties.

This is getting weird.

Don't clip this, better not be on Reddit.

And just take him— oh, you can kill her in

the sauna. No, I don't want to kill her.

Where should I take her?

What's she saying? This job, I will

receive money a lot, but I have to work

all night. Night shift?

No,

that's not— I don't want her to do night

Isn't she already dead? No, she's just

knocked out. She's not dead.

I'm not a monster.

Oh no, no, no, no,

quick! Oh, I need to

die. Oh, I need to die.

What's my long-term review on the Steam

Deck? I think it's pretty good.

I can hear footsteps.

Oh,

for fuck's sake, I think my mom's

coming back up.

Yeah, if she gets a night shift job,

how's she gonna do her main job? And then

she's gonna be at home all the time. Oh,

they're shooting! How do they know I'm

here?

Fuck, I was

so close to getting my dream girl.

Wait. I want to start

in the bedroom.

I think I will wait you come first and

decide then. You will work all

day and also So nighttime.

What for? I don't have the

key lock for that. I lost it. You used to

go to work in a fat clothes when you show.

No, I didn't. Good lock.

When you found that one like a snake.

What lock? Bicycle. The lock bicycle locks

on the bicycle. Something about your old

bicycle. Yeah, it's on the bicycle.

It wasn't on your phone one. There's two

locks on the bicycle. Yeah, where is the

key? I lost the key. That's why I got a

second one. Oh my God! Fucking stupid.

You need to come home at— you

need to stay home at night

with me.

You need to come home at night. You need

to stay home.

The stream is under chatting but you are

gaming. I am chatting. I'm chatting and

gaming.

Why does she work 2 jobs? I don't know,

she's like a workaholic. She's a

workaholic social butterfly with loads of

friends and goes out a lot.

Now she's saying she wants to get a night

shift job. How am I going to have sex

Oh, look at that view! Oh,

that's so good. Look at that.

No, I don't like that. Why? Ugly.

So that is the town over

there. Very nice. So brings

the cable car up from over there.

I wish I stay home with you. Why is she

so desperate for money? Why does she need

2 jobs?

I will miss you if

you at work. Too much.

Does that sound stupid?

Whatever.

Look at

that view. Can smell the mountain air.

Maybe she has debt. Well, she did buy a

whole house. Like an apartment condo.

I think it has 3 bedrooms and it's got 2

floors— kitchen, living room. It's not

just a tiny little box, it's actually

quite a nice place. It's in like a— it's

got like a security guard and it's like a

gated community.

Oh, I need to work a lot.

Why are you— do you have

the Yakuza chasing you?

I need to work a lot for you miss me too

much. Oh, I think she's saying that she

would have to work way more for me to miss

her that much.

What should I say? Who am I texting? My

What if she asks you for money? No, I said

to her that— I

said to her, I, I would never ask you for

money, so don't think I'm a scammer. And

then she said, I also don't ask you for

money. I don't know what she means half

the time. I need to

work a lot for you to miss— oh, I get it,

I get it. She's saying that— she's

saying that she wants me to miss her, so

she's going to work a lot To make me miss

her, because she likes it when I miss her

for some reason. She always asks me, do

you miss me? I get it,

I get it.

I will hug you. When you come home.

Lol. Lol.

Okay, so I want to show you my fancy

Japanese bedroom. If you come back inside,

uh, this is the bed.

Is it king size? And we got these nice

Japanese lanterns.

Very aesthetic.

Nice chair here. Got some notes.

And we have the living room and a big TV.

You can watch TV. Jason Portman,

please come to the hospital entrance.

It's just a slideshow. We have—

oh, a Gamma pamphlet. Jason Portman,

doctor will escort you to your

appointment. I love the attention to

detail in Hitman.

And the bathroom, we've got a nice

traditional Japanese bath. And well,

they've even got the fancy toilets,

automatic toilet seat, and you can press

the buttons and it does stuff.

Does she have kids? Hope not. I don't

Uh, work in hospital is planned before I

found you. Now I must think new plan.

Sorry I disturb your

plan.

Yeah, well, before I met her, I was gonna

buy a car and do a road trip in England,

so plans change. I like

the way you can overflow the sink and then

the water spills out. Watch. The water

looks good.

Nice water physics and nice

reflection physics. Not many games have

mirrors that actually reflect In a lot of

games they just have a mirror and it's

just like a fuzzy blurry copy of the

background, but in Hitman it actually

reflects you. It's pretty cool. Look, you

can get the camera— look

at his sleeve— and then you can film

yourself. This is how I make my videos on

YouTube, in front of a mirror.

Hello, welcome back to a new video. Today

I'm gonna kill everyone.

Look at his sleeve.

Look at his face.

He looks like a sexpat in Thailand.

Daniel buys a car and a road trip would be

something new and good for the channel.

That would have been much cooler. I don't

know how interested people would be. I

asked Pia if she wanna do a road trip when

I get my car. She said yes. I said wait

until I get back from Thailand. It's also

a German girl who was interested, but I

feel like it'll be kind of boring. It's

just going to be me sitting in a car and

then we drive to places. How am I going to

film that unless I give her the GoPro and

ask her to film me driving?

Hopefully people are interested in the

Thailand stuff. The Thailand trip is not

going to be travel vlogs. I know by now

travel vlogs don't work. I need drama

and I need girls stuff like moving in with

my Thai girlfriend, had an argument with

my Thai girlfriend. Hopefully that stuff

still kind of works.

I want to spend time with you, do good

thing together if you stay here. I want

that too.

I hope we can make

good memory together. I don't think

she understands the word memory. I need to

pee. お 元 気 ですか。 Why

is there— was there a black man outside?

Is that

my new phone? Hold on.

What? Wait, make him come back!

Where's he going?

I saw him go in the car.

Got my Amazon parcel.

Um, should I unbox it now?

Look at my presents.

Um, wait,

if I close that and then Video.

Oh, where is it? Video capture. There.

And then add new source.

Ozbot. Obsbot. I wish I had this

on just now. It was funny. The Amazon guy,

he had like 6 parcels. He needed my

passcode.

Do you like my mum's new car? She got that

silver one. It's basically the same car

she had before, but it's a newer model. I

drove it to the hospital. It's quite nice.

Who can guess what I got? Is the red—

is that your red car? I wish.

No,

I wish that a dream come true. It will

come true soon.

I was going to do an unboxing of it and

put it on YouTube. I'm not sure now. I

don't think it would get views.

I also want to do a test stream on it.

Actually, I could just film the video now.

I could do that.

Hello, welcome back to a new video. I

don't know, it feels weird making a video

whilst you guys watch.

No, I don't think I'll bother. I'll just

open it on stream.

I'll open the small ones first.

Oh, it's just my toothpaste.

Boring.

I got activated charcoal.

Toothpaste. My teeth are yellow. I need to

improve my brushing. Well, activated

charcoal, and I got, I got charcoal

toothbrush as well.

Toothbrush.

It's my new phone!

Oh wow, it's brand new as well. Look,

it's got the factory seal.

Factory seals.

I got

this teeth whitening gel thing.

I don't know if it actually works.

You, you put it in this mouthguard and

then you bite down on it and then you turn

Look,

so I

think You squirt it onto this and then you

bite on it and then you put it onto here,

press this light.

Oh, you gotta take the battery thing out.

It doesn't work.

Oh, it's a plastic thing. They put a

plastic thing in between the battery to

stop it from wasting energy.

Oh look.

White teeth makes you look like a tryhard,

but my teeth are yellow.

My mum is outside my room.

She got a security camera. She's putting

it by the window.

Oh, she wants to do a phone call in an

hour.

She's being so annoying today.

What phone did I get? It's a secret.

She wants to do a phone call in an hour.

I don't really want to, but I have to.

I didn't check stock market.

Oh my God, market's crashing.

Oh, gold's doing pretty well.

Oh, they're gonna be outside my room for

ages.

I can't get any peace and quiet.

I hope they're not gonna fiddle with the

Wi-Fi and switch it on and off.

Is someone at your house? Yeah, my mum's

Can you hear them?

Look at this black

guy and Asian girl.

My ex-girlfriend.

He fell down the stairs.

Did you hear that banging? Someone fell

down the stairs.

And then he showed him.

Maybe I shouldn't put my camera on the

Stepdad.

I want to open my phone. They keep

standing outside my bedroom.

Oh,

did you hear them say ogenki desu ka in

the worst accent ever?

Look at these fake Japanese people.

I think

you are coming on a little too strong,

mister. Yeah, bend over,

bend over for me. But it really freaks me

out when people stand too Close to me.

Good evening. She's bending over.

Can you see? Get away

from me, you creep!

Ogenki desu ka? Did you hear that?

Ogenki desu ka? This sounds so bad.

And then they would never say genki desu

ka in this kind of situation.

They should say goyokuri dozo or

irasshaimase. They wouldn't say genki desu

ka, would they? Did you hear that

Oh look, there's Japanese person here.

See, isn't it weird when they say ogenki

desu ka? Good evening.

And she has like an English accent.

Konbanwa.

It's funny.

I hope you're enjoying your stay.

And we go to the sushi bar here.

The sushi bar combo.

Kobaba. Kobaba.

Konbanwa. Why didn't they get actual

Japanese voice actors? Oh, what happened

to her face? That looks like Chihiro.

Doesn't that look like Chihiro?

Uh, not really. When she walked past, it

looked like Chihiro. It's Chihiro.

Sorry, but, um, who are you hiding

from? Guess what? I found out.

Hiding in my room. None other than Jason

Portman.

Sushi. Putting carrots on

the sushi. Why is there a carrot?

Let's look at this sushi.

Mmm, it looks quite tasty.

What are these red things?

Didn't know there's missions in Japan.

Yeah, I think this is the only Japan

mission in Hitman.

There's a Thailand mission as well. I

might do that later.

Hi there, how you doing? Hi there.

What is that?

Salmon looks nice. It's making me

hungry. Oh, he's preparing the

Wow,

it's always funny watching cooking in

games. No game ever does cooking well. It

must be really hard.

Sir, you're going to have to stop right

You can sneak into the kitchen, and if you

steal the knife, you can cut open the fugu

and then take the poison, put it into the

food, and then you can poison people.

Is he being racist? Yes, that is. He's

saying Koreans all look the same. Please

go on. Can you hear the conversation?

It's funny.

I think you can hear it.

I think

you can hear it. Miss Reddington, I just

wanted to express my gratitude. I

appreciate your exercise in restraint

regarding the course of events.

It looks kind of laggy. Is it laggy?

I don't know. I've never seen

anyone die before. Well, my dog

Princess died in a freak accident

involving my husband's ride-on lawnmower,

but no actual people. It is most

regrettable. I just wanted To let you know

that the board has agreed to compensate

your stay here. It's the least we can do.

And the chef? The chef is a trained

Fugen carver. It turned out his assistant

made the error. He's been taken care of.

There's no need to worry. Needless to say,

Fugen is now off the menu. It's a bit

quiet, Director. Maybe we can turn it up.

Here is something. There's only one here

right now, but I I heard that there are

several ops scheduled for full facial

reconstruction to match a Korean pop star,

of all things. Apparently it's something

they do more than once. Can you imagine?

Huh, I don't, I don't know that much about

that, but please feel free to enlighten

She's cute.

You know, it's actually been nice to meet

you. Yeah, I mean, I've never seen you

here before. Apologies, sometimes I can be

a bit chatty. It's just that I love to

meet new people, and I am not judgmental

at all. My parents are far too rich.

How often do I stream on Twitch lately?

Um,

I've only done 2 streams recently to test

out my stream— my Steam Deck. I don't

know if I'd do it.

Often.

Am I going to bring back Cooking with

Daniel? Maybe if

I have to make food. And I'm alone, I

Good evening.

I just— I don't really know what to do on

streams. Playing games isn't that fun.

I like to play games, but I

like to just play the game and not talk.

Oh, look at her armpit.

Wow, look at the view!

I want to go to onsen like this.

It's laggy.