1 year anniversary Trip with my Future Wife [ok4TxJes8tw]

Aha! Show off. Now I want to take a video of him. Go!

It's locked. I can't get the zip.

No, it's not.

The zip's outside. Yes, it is.

Why are you hiding?

Hiding from my viewers?

Oh, he's kicking me. Why are you kicking me?

Ow!

It's raining again. Why does it always rain in Thailand? Wow, tented resort. We're in the mountains. Could have been faster if we just walked. Do we have a neighbor?

No neighbor?

No neighbors.

Good.

Wow, wow, it has a TV. It's got a fridge as well. Wow, this is a nice tent. It's better than the one in Japan. It's got air conditioning as well. I could live here. It's got TV, coffee, mini fridge, beer.

Oh.

Oh, I thought that was beer. No beer. What's that? Wow, look! You like our new home? We're homeless, living in a tent. Our new home in the tent. This tent, how much? 2,000 baht for one night.

2,134 baht.

2,000 baht if you—

if we book.

This is a nice tent. What's that?

Window? Yeah.

Uh, look, we can sit here, watch TV.

Ah, this brings back memories.

This tent is way better though. You want to go swimming? Green water. Okay, let's explore the surroundings. How do we get out of the tent? It's locked. No, I can't, I can't get the zip.

Let me see. No, it's not.

The zip's outside. I thought I locked myself in the tent.

Wow, mountain!

Too bad we can't do a barbecue out here. It'd be nice on this decking. I want to do barbecue. They're scared people will burn the tent down. Oh, what's that weird flying bug? It's still kind of hot, but it's not really humid and muggy. It's just kind of warm. Wow, look! Why is the water always green and murky in Thailand?

Meow, meow.

Meow, meow.

Oh, he's kicking me. Why are you kicking me? Nice cat.

Give him massage.

What's he doing?

Ow!

Look, he wants to go in the tent.

Can he go in?

I wonder if he's a wild cat, a stray, or if he belongs to someone. I think he's a stray cat. Looks a bit scruffy. Meow meow. What are those weird fly things?

It's called dog.

It's not a bee, is it?

Yeah.

I don't like bees.

Don't you have small damn bees?

Uh, why? It's black. It doesn't have a stinger.

Oh, where's he going?

Come back! He's scared of the fly. Oh, there's a swimming pool! Wow, look, swimming pool over there. What are those?

Hammocks.

What's all this stuff on it? Do you like it?

Freedom! This is called freedom.

Yeah, this is pretty nice.

Wow, it's real!

Look that way. You like the view?

Yeah, I like it.

See, I chose a good place. Yeah, look, there's a £200 a night treehouse over there.

Mm-hmm. You cannot hold up. Yeah. Aha! You show off.

I know how to do BMX trick.

Show me. Ah, black. Okay, you first. I will take a video. You can go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can.

Show the house. £200 a night treehouse. £200 a night.

Wow, I want to go there.

Wow, this is a nice place. Wait for me. Oh my God. Oh, oh, ah, it's too steep. You like it here?

I love it.

It's like my garden at home. This is what my garden at home is like. I'm not listening. My garden in UK is like this.

Really?

Yeah, but bigger. My garden's bigger and has more trees, I think. Does it look good? Yeah, these big tires are really good. It's so stable compared to my electric bike. Wow, look all the fish. They want food. Don't have any. See what the 200 pound a night. Treehouse looks like.

Yeah.

Oh, there's another one. What? No running or horseplay.

Have a camera. Oh yeah, I think we cannot.

Why not?

Because there's a private privacy, but there's no gate.

I want to look. There's one over there and one over there.

Wow. No one living here.

Yeah, I want to live in a house like this. Imagine if you can just live here. Wow, look! They turned the lights on, but they didn't do a campfire. Why not? And they're doing a barbecue for who? Full up. Still full up from that sandwich. Back to our tent. Oh look, they turned the little lantern on.

Wow.

We're in bed now.

Go to bed. Elephant. Oh yeah.

Wow, inside the tent.

No one near us.

Hmm.