sunday stream with daniel

over 15.

You need— if you want to go over 15 miles

per hour without pedaling, then you need

like a twist and go. But those

actually, I don't know if they're road

legal. You need to get them, uh, taxed,

road taxed, and registered and insured.

I don't know if you need a registration

plate, but if it goes over 15 miles per

hour without pedaling, then it's

considered as like an automobile.

Needs to have all the stuff done properly.

I was, I was using electric on the uphills

and the flats. Uphill,

I really need electric because I've got no

muscles, and flats, the electric speeds

you up a lot.

What time is it? 5 o'clock. My Thai girl

is going to be wanting to phone me. Wow,

I'm so thirsty. Oh,

so that was really fun. I really enjoyed

it. But with live streaming, the

connection issues are just annoying. If it

wasn't for the connection problems You

know, I'd love to do that more. It's just

way more fun than just sitting in my

bedroom whining. I need

a drink.

Oh, now I'm so dehydrated.

Uh, better bring the bike in.

It's also annoying my nose starts running

a lot when I'm cycling.

It's a really nice bike. There are ways to

hack the bike so that the electric assist

doesn't cut off when you go over 15 miles

per hour, but you need to get this weird

chip and then rewire stuff,

stuff so that you can make

it keep assisting you. I'm home, darling.

Kiss kiss.

What? We are looking for a professional

photographer to test our new product.

We hope to have this opportunity for

cooperation with you. What? Why? You know

the wireless mic I got off Amazon? They

just sent me a message. Saying, dear

customer, thanks for purchasing. Why are

they asking me to be a professional

Cooking stream now? No, I'm gonna go

upstairs and probably gonna have to phone

the Thai girl,

and then I'm gonna watch my Twitch stream

to see how bad it was. Well, let's see if

there's any funny moments that happened.

Okay, go bring the

bike in.

Can you

see? Yeah.

Oh, my legs are like jelly.

4 hours of cyclage.

I've got a headache.

Headache.

Oh, 4 hours.

Wow, I think we left around 1 o'clock.

And I used up half the battery. So usually

when I go to Maidstone and back, it uses

20%. So that's 20 miles on

20%. We use 50%. I think we cycled about

40 miles plus.

Sutton Valence is a cool village. It's so

hilly, like there's all different levels

of it. Some of the hills are so steep, I

don't know how people have the guts to

drive up it. I'd be scared having to do a

hill start on those hills.

So if I was doing Uber Eats for 4 hours

How much do you think I would make?

Probably more than I made from this

stream. I think I got one, one Twitch sub,

which is like $1.50.

Not profitable, is it?

Better make more why I hate my wife

videos.

Think, uh, Uber Eats if you did for 4

hours. You've made like 30.

You got 3 subs. Oh yeah, what?

It says I got 4 subscribers now.

I didn't see the other subs.

Recent events.

Oh, sickly made robot.

Um, gift subbed and then also resubbed.

Wow, I made

$5. Not bad for

4 hours work. That's like $1 per hour.

Maybe I'll put in my wireless mic. I

actually got a new wireless mic coming

tomorrow.

Testing. You're gonna think I'm so dumb

when you find out what I got tomorrow,

but I want to make sure I got good sound.

But I want to make sure I got good sound.

This just sounds so bad, doesn't it? But

because I want to— ideally my plan is when

I stream, I want to put the phone down

somewhere like that so you can see me,

and I need to have a mic. And this

is one of my main things I didn't like

about my, my previous streams that I did

in Korea and Japan. When I rewatch them,

nearly every stream I did, you don't see

me in the stream. You just hear my voice,

and it's like me holding the camera in

front of me. And I think it's more

interesting when you can see me.

It's just I never had a mic.

If I put it away, then you wouldn't be

able to hear me. So with this setup, you

can hear me and see me. Oh wait, then you

wouldn't be able to hear me. It's just

this mic— this setup, you can— this mic

doesn't sound amazing, but I got a new mic

coming tomorrow. It was a bit expensive,

but it does mean that I won't need to

bring my laptop because I can use this to

stream, and I won't have to bring my big

heavy mic because I can use the new mic.

Okay, what can I do now?

So when I get the new wireless mic, it

means that all I have to bring with me to

Thailand for my setup would be my phone,

my iPad, Steam Deck for gaming,

and my other phones too. I won't have to

bring any laptops, hopefully. My backpack

is going to be so lightweight. Laptops,

hopefully. My backpack is going to be so

Lightweight. Are those jeans you're

wearing? Yeah, they're the same jeans I've

been wearing since 2018 or 2019. You can

see they're pretty faded now. I was

shocked at how kind of brown they look,

but I can't find any jeans that fit me.

It's really hard to find jeans for me

because I'm not short, but I'm— I've got a

very narrow waist.

So I need a small waist but with length.

My waist size is, I think, 27.

27 or 28.

Where should

I put the camera?

Could put it here. Is that

It looks like you're spying on me.

I've got so much stuff on my table. Look

at all this stuff. I've got a 8

USB slot USB hub and it's all full. I've

got mics, webcams, gaming controllers.

I'm starving. Whoa,

dropped the mic.

Dropped the mic. If I

just clip it on. Give your room a clear

out. The problem is I can't because I use

everything. I use the gaming controller,

I use my mic. The problem is I can't

because I use everything. I use the gaming

controller, I use everything that's on

display, I use it. If I put it away, then

I have to take it out again.

I want to see if there's any funny clips.

But you guys don't clip a lot.

There's just one clip. Oh,

there we are. You have to go to the

motorway to get 5G. Hill start is easy.

Put half your foot on the brake, half your

foot on the gas. Why did you clip this?

Turn your foot sideways. That's so

difficult. I was taught to do a handbrake

hill start. So you put the handbrake on,

then you put gas, and then bring it to

biting point slowly. Why'd you clip

that? It's not even funny. I guess nothing

really funny happened apart from when I

got beeped at. That was moderately funny.

Am I still working out? Yeah, I still do

push-ups, but I can only do like 40.

My Thai girl's messaging me.

I cycled 4 hours.

It was fun. It was a nice cycle,

good weather.

40 is really good. Yeah, it's not bad. I

got some chest muscle,

but I can't really get much higher than 40

because I just— it hurts so much and I

can't be bothered. I think 40 is good

enough to have a bit of chest muscle, a

bit of shoulder definition, tricep

definition.

Finally got good connection. How many

streams are there? There's probably like

20 separate— oh my God, oh my God,

there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,

8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

12 separate streams from each time I

disconnected. The longest it lasted

without disconnecting was the first 51

minutes, and then we just got 5 minutes,

9 minutes. 30 seconds.

What a patchy stream that was.

Why are you on Twitch instead of YouTube?

Because I don't think people on YouTube

would really find this interesting,

and the connection was so unstable,

people would get fed up. And I don't want

20 different streams on my YouTube

channel. It looks like a mess. Twitch is

like, um, an experimental thing for me

where I can just mess around, not really

care that much.

What was I gonna say? So the first 51

minutes were pretty good, but then when I

got to Sutton Valence, the connection just

went really bad. And I think it's because

Sutton Valence is like at the bottom of a

hill and it's surrounded by hills.

Twitch will need streamers soon, they're

banning gambling streams. Yeah. All the

top streamers are making such a big fuss.

It'd be funny if they all left to YouTube.

Then they should make me the new top

streamer on Twitch. Yeah, well,

maybe if Twitch wasn't so shit. It's like,

how am I supposed to grow on Twitch? I

never get any new followers or any growth

on Twitch. All you guys are from my

YouTube channel. All you guys are from my

YouTube. So it would be nice if

Twitch would help small channels like me

grow. How do you grow without

knowing anyone on Twitch? At least on

YouTube you can potentially get a viral

video and then people find your channel

and then become a subscriber. But on

Twitch nothing goes viral.

Your channel doesn't get— I don't know,

some people's channels do get recommended

on the front page, but how do you do that?

It has to be like really amazing, great

Twitch. I mean, really a really great,

amazing stream.

I think my main problem with streaming for

me personally is I keep having connection

problems if I go outside.

I don't know if having something like a,

a live view bonding would help. It's just

they're kind of expensive, and I don't

know if I can justify keep spending money

on this.

Get an IRL backpack.

They're like $2,000, aren't they?

I do want the LiveU thing, but it's,

it's £850, and then I also need to get SIM

cards.

I'm not really sure how it works either.

You wasted thousands on random gadgets you

don't even use. Yeah, that's the weird

thing. I find it hard to justify spending

£800 Plus SIM cards, but then I'll happily

buy this phone for £1,000 and

then new mic for £280 and then this and

Wow, the connection's so stable now.

I'd like to do some, some IRL streams in

Thailand when I go. Hopefully the

connection should be good in Thailand, in

Bangkok. But the problem is, see, I have

this problem that I've kind of got an

online girlfriend now. And if

when we meet in Thailand, if it goes well,

I'm gonna end up going back to her place

and probably living with her. And she

doesn't live in Bangkok, she lives in some

town on the outskirts of Bangkok.

So what I'm not going to do IRL in like a

tiny— well, I guess I could, but then I

don't want to dox what town that we're

living in because it might not be a

very big town.

She said, tell me please, where have you

been? What is the point of telling her?

She doesn't know what Sutton Valence is.

I went to my old house in

Kent. I grew up there as

a child.

You should vlog in Thailand. Well, I will,

but it won't be stuff like 5

amazing things about Bangkok. It'll just

be me talking about my girlfriend, I

guess, and how my relationship's going and

if it actually works out or not. And if

it goes badly, then, well, I'll have a lot

to talk about, and then I'll be able to go

back to Bangkok and do IRL maybe. In

Bangkok where there's good internet.

But if it goes well, then I get a

girlfriend and then we can go traveling

around Thailand together and then I'll

vlog it. Hopefully she won't get

suspicious and ask, why are you filming

everything? I'm just doing it to send—

just filming it to send my mum so she can

see what I'm doing.

So there's 2 scenarios I see playing out.

Either I get an— I have a stable

girlfriend and then we do stuff together,

and that could be fun and great. Or it

doesn't work out and I'm alone and single

and ready to mingle in Bangkok, and then

we can do IRL stuff.

I'm gonna get a Thai SIM card. And

hopefully it's strong enough for

She said, who lives in the old house now?

I don't know.

New people. Oh,

I can send her the picture that I took of

the house, couldn't I? I took a bunch of

weird pictures standing outside the house.

This was my childhood house. My dad

built the wall.

It made me feel sad being

there. I'm actually surprised how quick I

got there. Well, I guess it wasn't quick.

It took like an hour plus, but because I

was streaming, it felt like it didn't take

a long time.

She sent a hug emoji.

I guess maybe I could send the video, but

I think I started talking at the end.

I must look so suspicious right now. I

don't think she'll even know what that

means. There's no way she knows what

suspicious means.

I'll send her the video.

She said, don't be sad, darling, I'm here.

I don't know what na means. She always

puts na at the end. She's like, don't be

sad, na. What does that mean? I think it's

like, okay. Well, sometimes she puts naka,

N-A-K-A, at the end of sentences. I think

that means please. Please. It's weird how

she puts random Thai words. I don't

know Thai. I know

farang. Farang is like foreigner.

You plus cheap Thai girl seems like a bad

mix. Why?

I don't think they'll be great. I think

I'll try a Thai call girl and it'll be

rubbish, and then I won't want to do it

again because it's a waste of money. I

want to go to bars and clubs and try

picking up girls. I've been a bit inspired

by Ice Poseidon. Oh, it says ad is about

to start. Do you want me to snooze the

ads? Okay, I'll snooze them.

I know people are getting annoyed with the

constant ads.

Snooze ads for 5 minutes. But I

want to make a bit of money from ads.

Your dad is looking at you. He don't want

to see you sad.

Yeah, he would

be sad as well.

He worked hard on this house.

Oh, makes me feel sad.

It's like my whole childhood was at that

house. I've got so many memories seeing my

dad digging holes and building walls and

knocking stuff down. I remember he wanted

to extend the living room and then he

knocked the entire wall down with a

sledgehammer. I remember trying to help.

Somehow I hit myself in the chin with the

sledgehammer. I don't know how that

happened. I must have put it on the ground

and then The wooden bit flipped up and it

hit me in the chin, like uppercut,

uppercutted me.

And then I remember Victoria's family

coming over a lot. I used to get so

excited when Victoria's family came over.

I'd be waiting at the window and when they

came in the car, I'd be like, they're

here, they're here, they're here! And then

I'd panic and I'd rush up to my bedroom

and hide. And then I'd come down when my

mum started calling.

Good times.

My friend Ricky used to come over all the

time. He lived next door.

So funny. Time passes and then everything

changes.

So the way I have my ads set up on Twitch

now, they forced me to enable at

least, I think, 3 minutes of ads per hour,

then I get 55% revenue cut instead of 30%.

So the way that I've set it up is Let

I've got ads running every 30 minutes for

1 minute and 30 seconds. So, so 1 minute

30-second ad every half hour. I can change

it up and down, so I could do 3 minutes of

ads every 8 minutes. That would drive

people crazy. People just won't watch

anymore.

So I put every half hour.

Oh, I'm so hungry.

It's 1 hour until dinner time.

I like how I can just place the phone

anywhere because I fold it and then it

just stands up. That's such a great little

feature to have.

It was 70/30 before, like YouTube. Oh

yeah, yeah,

because I think

right now they're doing a special offer

discount on, on subbing, so it's only $3

to sub to people. So I only get $1.50 per

sub. That's so rubbish.

I don't know about Twitch.

They, they ban anyone who's slightly

interesting,

and then they keep screwing people over

with the, the ad revenue splits.

I mean, knowing my luck, now I'm trying to

do Twitch again, though Twitch is probably

gonna go bankrupt.

I'm surprised I haven't been banned off

Twitch yet. I think it's cuz I'm so small

they don't really notice or care. But if I

got big on Twitch with the stuff I say,

I'd probably get banned. It's just they

don't know me because I'm just I

got a 60-second unskippable ad yesterday,

just closed the tab instantly.

Yeah, what I do is I just mute it and just

switch to another tab whilst I wait if I

want to watch anyone.

I think the problem is because on YouTube

you can pay YouTube Premium and then

you've got no ads anywhere, but on Twitch

you sub to one person, you get no ads,

but just for that person. So you've got to

sub to everyone you like to get no ads for

everyone you like. Unless there's like

a Twitch Premium,

or use an ad blocker. Yeah, I mean, you

could,

but I think most people don't bother

because according to my analytics, it says

most people watch on iOS or Android,

and you got to download some weird browser

app thing for ad blocker.

I want to play back some of my streams,

see what it looks like.

It feels good to go outside and have a

cycle. I felt so— I

felt like I was in such an irritated

mood recently. Maybe I did snap at my mum

a bit too hard, but she was just really

annoying. She kept nagging me,

and then like giving me backhanded

comments just because I asked where the

key was. I exploded yesterday.

She said 13 million baht is not much.

Wow, you are rich. Haha.

I think she is rich. She bought a

property. She, she bought like a, a condo

apartment.

She said I can live with her if we like

What was I saying? Yeah, going on that

bike ride put me in a pretty nice mood.

Now, staying at home all day long every

single day, not going outside for weeks

definitely is bad for your mental health.

I should have done that more often, just

get on the bike, go for a ride a bit.

It's just, I don't know why I was scared

to leave the house. I just felt like

if I left the house, something bad could

happen. But it's quite nice to be

out and about, see other people, even if

you don't talk to them.

I think I try to make money a lot. Yes,

you are hard worker.

I'm a bit worried she's gonna catch on to

the fact that I'm not a hard worker and

I'm pretty lazy. And I just— I don't

really work, but I do things to make money

when I need to.

But when I don't really care about money,

I'll just sit around playing games.

Okay, let me check. The last stream lasted

44 minutes when I entered Maidstone. We

had pretty good connection.

I went a bit crazy at the end with the

singing. I didn't think

it was actually streaming. Then how am I

supposed to know where it is? Like no

common sense in that argument there.

Hello, awesome.

It actually sounds good. For some reason,

I thought it would just be constant wind

noise, like,

and then you wouldn't hear me. But for

some reason, it sounds really good. How?

There was non-stop wind blowing at me.

Tell her you're an online marketer. I said

I'm a digital artist, but now I'm scared

she's gonna ask me to show her Like, how

do you get— how do you get customers?

Where's your portfolio website? What

website do you use? Show me your account.

I can say I use Fiverr and Upwork, but if

she shows me— if she tells me to show her

my account, then I'm gonna have to say

something like, oh, that's private, I

don't like to share that. That's gonna

look suspicious. I could say respect my

privacy, but then she could think, why is

he not showing me?

For someone hap— for make someone happy,

I will try. That's cute.

She did ask me a bit about work last time,

and I was, you know, a bit nervous about

it. I had to just say that

I go online and then I look

for people who are looking for an artist,

and then I send them an email.

And I show them my artwork, and if they

like it, then they'll give me the job.

But it's going to be tough. She's going to

be at work. She'll be thinking that I'm

working, and then I've got to pretend I

am. We can start new

memories at our home, at our own home, if

we have a chance. I hope we have a chance.

That will be so good.

I forgot, Ebbsfleet. Yeah, I think it's

Ebbsfleet International. Next stop,

Dover. My mum's working now.

Test. Because you drove in the bus lane.

Can I drive in the bus lane as a bike?

Yeah, the last 40 minutes was pretty good.

It went a bit blocky here and there, but

at least it was stable and not

disconnecting. Green light,

we can go.

Enthusiasts come out. Oh shit,

they come out on the weekend.

I wish I had good quality like that Rob CD

guy who— you know that Rob guy who cycles

in Tokyo? I wish I had good quality like

that. I reckon he's got the full gear,

live view 4 SIM cards.

I want to see if the bit when I went 30

miles per hour got captured. It would be

here.

I only had 1 bar of 3G.

I think it was— no,

maybe here.

People are probably looking at me,

looking at that hole. Oh, did you see

the hole? Oh, there's a horse. Do you

want to see the horse? People are

probably— so narrow here.

Then you'd feel epic.

That's a car. You were definitely

on the road. Oh, that bit when he beeped

2001. Oh, there it is. I'm trying

to speak loudly, but I don't know how well

my voice is traveling. Yes,

we can. Okay, great,

because I want to talk. Otherwise,

it's just like watching me cycle.

Let's keep going. Oh, here it is.

Whoa, did he beep at me? Why beep

at me? I'm obviously not moving. You can

just go around me. I was pretty far to the

left. He waited

until he drove right next to me to beep.

I bet he was like really angry.

Some people get so angry when they drive.

I remember in Malaysia, my uncle would get

so angry at people driving slowly,

and then as we're overtaking, he'd be like

this, and then he would look, he'd like

make eye contact and have like this

really, I'm gonna fucking kill you kind of

face like this. He'd be— we'd overtake and

he'd be like Like that.

I was watching him every time he overtook

people driving slowly. He would like look

at them. The anger.

You fucking idiot.

Snarled at them as well. People get so mad

when they're driving. I don't get it.

Where does the anger come from?

I think I'm just not really a road rage

kind of person.

I was hungry.

After cycling. That was such a

nice ride.

Hiding my willy in the taiga. Hopefully,

fingers crossed. I'm trying to law

of attraction my way inside of her. So you

know how I was desperate to get to Japan,

but then I gave up on the idea of Japan,

and then they reopened? Well, now I'm

trying to think, oh, I really wish I could

go to Japan. So now the universe is gonna

prevent me from going to Japan by giving

me the Thai girl, because things

go well with the Thai girl, then I

probably won't go to Japan because it'd be

like giving up free sex and rent and

companionship to go to Japan when I've got

nothing lined up at Japan. Chihiro doesn't

talk to me anymore, and she's pretty old

now. Chihiro's like 43 now, isn't she?

My Thai girl was 35. So,

uh, you're gonna choose 35-year-old or

woman in her early 40s who hates you?

I'd choose Thai girl, I think.

Fresh start.

Can you hear my stomach? Fresh beginnings

with Fernando.

If she doesn't look old, I'm not

sure how good the Thai girl looks.

I think she probably doesn't. I don't

know. I've obviously I've seen pictures of

her and I've seen her in video calls, but

she doesn't always look the same.

Sometimes she looks kind of different in a

way, and I'm thinking that, you know, you

have— imagine you've got 5 different

versions of her. The worst looking version

is probably the most realistic version.

She's using a filter. Yeah, she admits

that she used a skin filter, which is

fine. I use a skin filter too.

Skin filter's not really going to hide

what the face looks like unless she's

using like a, a facial filter that

changes the shape of her face, which I—

no, she's not using that because I've seen

her on live video call where those don't

work. The link

down there is not working. Oh yeah, I got

to update all my Twitch links.

I haven't updated those for years.

When am I leaving for Thailand? In a few

I wonder what the battery's like. I

haven't even plugged in my phone. 23%.

Not bad considering I've streamed

for like 5 hours.

How much do I make monthly now? I think I

made $1,400 this month,

which I'm happy with considering the views

I get these days. I have to just suck

in my pride and say, well, at least I'm

still making something. And now that

the US dollar has been going up and the UK

pound has kind of dropped in value, I'm

actually making a lot more money than I

used to. So before, I'd make— I

think the exchange rate used to be 75

pence per dollar. Now it's like 92

pence per dollar. So when I exchange my

dollars into pounds, I get a lot,

I guess, a lot more money now.

So it's like, it's almost 1 to 1. I saw a

tweet on Twitter saying that the global,

the main, the major currencies are getting

very close to having a 1:1:1 ratio. It's

like $1 is nearly €1, $1 is nearly £1.

And back in the day, it used to be like $1

was way less than £1. I mean,

£1 was like $1.30.

So every time I said, oh, I make $1,000,

that's only about £700. But now $1,000 is

closer to £1,000.

So a strong US dollar is very good for me

since I make all my money in dollars.

The thing— the worrying thing is when the

dollar crashes, then I'm gonna be crying.

But hopefully when the dollar crashes, my

gold stocks are gonna go up. So the idea

is that when the— if the dollar crashes,

then gold is gonna go up.

What will go up if the dollar crashes?

People say gold. Peter Schiff says Bitcoin

is fool's gold and gold is God's gold.

No, he says Bitcoin is fool's money and

gold is God's money. Bring back the gold

standard. I've got £4,000 in gold mining

stocks. Bitcoin goes up, I don't know.

I'm not sold on the crypto stuff. I feel

like it's just hype.

I need to hedge my US dollars.

Peter Schiff makes money selling gold.

Yeah, that is one thing that rubbed me the

wrong way. He's selling— oh, he's saying,

oh, you should buy gold now. I think Gold

is a great opportunity right now. And by

the way, here's my link to my gold selling

firm where you can buy lots of gold.

It's a bit shady.

This— she sent me a YouTube video of a guy

being chased on a bicycle by a cow.

This is me.

Gold hasn't moved for 10 years. Because

the Federal Reserve keeps artificially

inflating the dollar and preventing it

from crashing. Because if the

dollar crashes, it's going to be bad news

for America. So they don't want it to

crash. So they'll do whatever they can do

to stop it from crashing so they keep the

reserve currency status.

But Peter Schiff says if it wasn't for the

Federal Reserve who keeps meddling, then

the dollar would have crashed and his

prediction would have come true. Well,

maybe Peter Schiff is correct, but his

predictions won't come true because the

Federal Reserve won't let it come true,

because it won't be in their best interest

for his predictions to come true.

So people are saying the euro's crashed,

the pound has crashed, the yen has

crashed. Sooner or later the dollar's

gonna crash, which I hope

doesn't crash because my YouTube earnings

are gonna be so crap if it does. Can you

imagine the dollar crashes and then,

what, my $1,400 I make is

only gonna be half when it gets changed

into pounds? I don't know. Depends what

the pound does as well.

Just get more views. I wish. It's just

getting views is so hard now. Back in the

day, I could get 40K views just unboxing a

sofa. I, I have a livestream clip on

my channel where I just accept the

delivery for a sofa in Japan and it got

40K views. I had such a big

audience back then who watched me do

anything, and I lost it.

I wish I could go back to those days where

I can just eat a lasagna and it would get

40K views. Now I

get 5K views, my recent video.

About Japan reopening got not even 5K.

Japan hates foreigners got 10K.

My girlfriend's videos get like 9K,

10K. I got 40K views on Japan— Japanese

people don't want foreigners back, but

that was mainly because of search results.

So I don't know how to get views. We need

a new Elden Ring. But clickbaiting stuff

in the search results doesn't build a

community, and I miss having a community

I miss 2018 and '19. I felt like there was

a real community around the channel, not

just clickbait and search results stuff.

I want to focus on building the community

again. It's just I, I did so many

things to damage it irreparably,

like lying and then faking stuff and then

making videos that are not on brand.

I need to— I don't know, because I want to

make trending topic videos Because they'll

get more views, but then people who watch

me aren't interested in that.

I don't know how you feel now. I just want

to tell you that I'm here. I feel hungry.

Haha.

How do you feel?

Is she talking about feelings?

What happened to your beef with Nobita

from Japan?

I think a lot of weird people started

harassing him, and then he didn't want to

be harassed, and then he didn't want to be

associated with me anymore, and then he

gave me a copyright strike. For using his

picture because he didn't want me to talk

about him. And then Chihiro started

messaging. Do you know the real reason why

my marriage ended? It's because I found

out Chihiro was messaging Nobita back in

2019. She was asking him how

could she give me a strike and get my

channel banned. And since Nobita was the

only one who managed to give me a strike,

she thought he would know how. And then he

said that he didn't want to be involved,

so he didn't tell her. I can't remember

exactly what happened. I think Nobita

messaged me telling me what happened,

and then I got really excited with this

new juice, and I went on Discord. I was

like, oh my God, guys! And then Chihiro

got upset because I was spurging out about

secrets again, and then she told me she

wants to get divorced. Who am I chatting

with? Just my new Thai girlfriend. She

said, "I feel like I'm stinky." What? Why

are you stinky?

Can I smell? I don't

know if that's what she meant. The Ukraine

war will spill over into the EU. Flee to

Japan. Yeah, that's crazy. The news about

Russian people trying to escape the

country to avoid getting conscripted.

That's so nuts that your country can go

to war and then you get conscripted into

the army and then sent to the war and

you're gonna die. I'd be terrified.

I'm running away to Thailand.

I feel sorry for Russian people and the

Ukrainians. They're stuck in this hell.

People like NFKRZ, that YouTuber, didn't

he run away to Georgia? He had the right

thinking. If I was like a Russian guy,

30 years old or in my 20s, I'd be

thinking, oh shit, This war is not coming

to an end. My country is going to send me

off to fight for some stupid war that

I don't care about.

I'd be trying to leave too. I don't want

to waste— I don't want to lose my life

fighting in some country. This is my life.

You only get one. You get shot in the

face, you're dead. What are your chances

of actually surviving a war.

You could die so easily. And then we're

just sitting here in our comfy houses

playing video games and watching YouTube

and thinking about women. People in

countries like Russia, damn,

that's so sad.

She said, will you like my body odor? Do

Thai girls have body odor? I think so.

I will like all of you.

Should she see my body odor?

Smells like an onion. She's poo testing

me by asking me if I'm gonna like her body

odor. Yeah, I'm gonna sniff

her armpits. Good. But usually Asian

girls have no smell. The number one search

in Russia right now is how to break your

arm. Jesus. Yeah, I thought about

that a few times. Like, what if this was

World War II times and I got conscripted?

How do I break my foot?

She sent me a picture. Of her arm.

Is it your arm?

I might play an ad when I go to the

toilet. What do you think? Good idea?

I can do run a 30-second ad break, run a

3-minute ad break, because I really need

to pee. Russia's big, some men will

be able to sit it out, but it's like a

lottery, isn't it?

You, you could be really unlucky and get

chosen for fighting.

By telling you she is terrible so you say

something nice back to her and then get

into an argument.

But if I say something nice, why would she

argue with me? Is it your arm? She said

yes. It looks like— it

looks like it smells good.

Such a dumb conversation. The reason why

it's so easy to talk to this Thai girl is

because you can say dumb stuff like that

and she's not weirded out. You try saying

this stuff to an English girl, she'd be

like, um, okay,

do you usually say that to women about

their body odor?

She'll say you aren't honest with me.

Well, I don't know what she smells like.

She said, come on baby, I want to smell

you too. Oh my God,

she's interesting. I want to smell

you too. What should I say?

I will let you you whenever,

but I might have a strong smell.

The European genes.

If they snatch you, you're as good as

dead. Even if you don't die, you're going

to wish you were dead. Yeah.

That's sad. Get rounded up into a van,

hair shaved off, given your military

uniform, then some quick training, I

guess. Oh my God,

it's just like we live in a day and age

where— wait, am I lagging?

I think I had a dropped frame. We live in

this day and age where we grew up in a

really safe world. Comfy, internet, video

games. Where we didn't really have this

fear of having to go to war. But in nearly

all of human history, there was always a

fear of being sent to war, and you

probably were sent to war. Like World War

1, World War 2, Vietnam. I don't think

Vietnam had conscription. And then

colonial times,

you get sent overseas to the colonies,

fight Napoleon.

That was just what life was like. Didn't

have this luxury of, oh, sit at home,

play video games.

If you need money, just get McDonald's

job, work at KFC, or just go to the job

center. Life is so cushy now.

I think all of us lazy gamer guys,

we should rise up and protest. Refuse to

fight. If everyone just refused to fight,

then there's gonna be no war. I want to

stay at home and play video games. I don't

want to fight. But then you

always have those high testosterone tough

guys who are willing to fight.

So we need some of our own guys to fight

them. We just send the tough guys to fight

the other tough guys. Let them fight it

out. I wish I was a woman sometimes.

Don't have to worry about it. But then you

get worry about getting raped when your

side loses.

I think I'm gonna run a 3-minute ad

break and have a pee. I want to see what

happens when I press this button, so I'm

gonna press it now. Don't be mad.

Were there any ads? It says preparing

3-minute ad in 4 minutes. What?

Oh, it means I can't press it again until

4 minutes.

I don't know if I actually played any ads.

Did anyone get an ad? Oh my God, 8 ads!

What? 8 ads?

Ad availability varies based on region.

So far 12+ in 20 minutes. Yes, many ads.

Oh. Well, I'll snooze the

ads for— it says 5 minutes.

How do I snooze it for longer?

What kind of ads do you get? Which

companies show up?

Isn't YouTube also, um, planning to

have 12 ads,

unskippable 12 ads in a row? I saw it

on Twitter. Or is it 8 ads?

I got a message on Twitter saying this

person works at UCB.

She says the share price is dropping at

the moment, but next year they have a few

big drugs that will be released, so it

should go up. Have you heard of UCB

before? I never heard of that. It says a

brain drug company.

The share price is really at support

Insider tip-off. I mean,

it could go up. It can't go down by much

more. It's down 26%.

I put money into AbbVie thinking that's

going to do well. I'm up 8%. I don't even

know what they make. They make some kind

of medicine or vaccine, don't they?

Company specializes in pharmaceutical

research and manufacturing.

I feel so annoyed because I had quite a

lot of money in an S&P 500 short. I took

profits at around 6

or 7% because I got scared that it was

gonna rally again, and then it dropped,

kept dropping. I could have had like a 15%

gain if I kept on holding it.

So hard to time the market.

What should I have for dinner? I've got

pork stir-fry pork strips, pepper sweet

corn, and broccoli. And I tried cooking it

in the air fryer yesterday. The pork

tasted really weird. Air fried pork. Pork

is not good, but I air fried the steak and

that tasted quite good.

The recession has just begun.

Yeah, knowing my luck, now that I'm into

investing, it's probably just going to

crash. I should sell everything. Because

if I lose this money even more, I'm not

going to have enough money to get the

Thailand Elite Visa. Visa. I feel like the

number one big expensive thing I want to

buy now— it used to be a car, but I've

kind of lost interest in cars now. I would

like to get the Thai Elite Visa if I like

Thailand.

Why is there so much white noise coming

from your audio, cuz this is not a very

good microphone. I've got a new one coming

tomorrow,

so this will be the last time you'll have

to hear it. I think my phone's going to

die soon anyway. 15%.

Dinner time is soon. Ah, I don't have to

talk to the Thai girl today over the

phone. She's not asking.

I can say I'm too tired today.

You should leave the UK now. I'm gonna

leave in 2 weeks' time.

Do you think Thailand would be safer?

Thailand is allies with China, aren't

It would definitely be cheaper in

Thailand. Don't— doesn't Thailand get oil

from Russia?

I think you should go to Japan. The

pent-up demand for new cock is there.

Oh yeah, I thought it said new cuck.

Should take advantage.

Yeah, it's just staying in Japan long term

is hard to get. It's hard to get a visa.

I wish Japan would just let you buy a visa

for 5 years. Thailand has this Thai Elite

Visa and it has different packages,

but the cheapest one is 600,000 baht,

which is about 14 £14,000, and you get a

5-year visa. And there's no

entry requirements, you just have to have

no criminal record, no bankruptcy.

That's it. You don't need like a minimum

amount of money you earn every year, you

just need the £14K upfront.

And I don't know if you can work on that

visa. I think you can, but But you get

like this special VIP treatment when you

arrive and leave the airport. You get

access to special places and you get like

a personal driver as well.

Why do low-class imbeciles go to Tokyo and

live in shoeboxes go to Kyoto? Because

Tokyo is like the main place

that everyone knows. And they know

Shinjuku and Shibuya.

I found Tokyo to be kind of bland,

but because everyone goes to Tokyo, it's a

good idea to also go to Tokyo because then

if you're a creator, then there's other

creators there. Not that any of them would

want to meet me, but if I was a popular

Tokyo creator— I mean, if I was a popular

YouTuber, I I'd go to Tokyo, since there's

so many people you can collab with. I

don't know why Chris lives in Sendai of

all places. Sendai seems so random.

Can he not afford to live in Tokyo?

It's just weird.

I think he was there for teaching when he

was an English teacher, and he's friends

with Natsuki who lives there. You met

T-Kyo. ZeroSam, yeah, but he doesn't make

videos anymore.

I don't know who I'd meet. It'd be fun

if George, JapaneseFromZero George, would

go to Japan. We could meet up again. I

don't know if he'd still want to meet.

Because it's not like

we chat often. We— I mean, we never chat.

I never chat to George. We used to now

and then. He streams on Twitch.

He streams now, so I'm guessing streaming

on Twitch is more profitable for him.

Why stream on Twitch and not YouTube?

George is in Las Vegas. Yeah, but he

regularly travels to Korea and Japan

before COVID

George is fun to hang out with. He's very

talkative. He— there's never a moment of

silence when you're with George, which is

nice because that means I don't have to

put a lot of effort to fill

in the silence. Do you want

a friend group to do things with? I don't

know, really.

I guess so, it would be nice,

but I find it difficult to get on with

people. Maybe it's my autism.

Is it like an autistic thing to just piss

everyone off or find everyone annoying.

My mum has it too. She's constantly

complaining about people. She says

everyone's so irritating. I have that as

well. I find people irritating nearly

all the time, so I find it difficult to

actually like people.

George said his company can't afford to

pay for his trip to Japan. Really? George

makes loads of money though. He told me

how much he makes. He makes like 6 figures

a month. How can he

not afford it? Unless he's got so much,

so many expenses, different houses, and

he's got staff to pay. Obviously, he's got

a big company. His company employs a

couple, maybe a couple dozen people.

His sales are down. Yeah, I guess so.

People cutting back. If you're hard

for money, I think you'd start cutting

back on stuff like textbooks.

Do I like Jake and Bake? Not really.

He's just a bit plain. He's just like a

nice, nice average American guy.

I like Ice Poseidon. I'm glad he's back

streaming.

Ice Poseidon is like the weirdest guy in

the streaming area. Everyone else is just

kind of just like yes

men. They're just playing.

I tried watching xQc. He had 130,000

viewers yesterday because of that football

match. You know that Sidemen KSI did a

football match with iShowSpeed.

That, that had 2.5 million viewers on the

YouTube stream, I think. Insane,

2.5 million viewers on a livestream.