I have a new girlfriend -)

Why do I keep sucking on this? Um. Hey,

and welcome back to my amazing life in

Japan. I just came back from

spending the night with my new girlfriend.

I'll give you a few details about her just

to try and keep things short. She's 36.

She's Japanese, of course. Um,

she, she's single. She's not married. She

was divorced. She doesn't have kids.

Uh, she's 5 foot, about 5 foot, so she's

pretty short. She's about this tall next

to me, and she's fairly slim. She said

she's 42 kg, which is a pleasant surprise.

I've never actually been with a girl who,

who's lighter than me before.

It's actually pretty cold tonight.

I think it's going to start to get colder

now in Japan. Anyway,

so it seems like I have a new girlfriend.

I guess she's my girlfriend. We haven't

actually said that we're boyfriend and

girlfriend yet. I haven't asked her to be

my girlfriend. I haven't said I love you

or I like you yet, but we've had sex 3

times last night, and,

and yeah, it was pretty good sex.

So here's what happened. I met her last

night in the evening and we went to eat

ramen together. We had a nice meal and

then we went back to her place. And I was

kind of expecting that as soon as we

opened the door and get into her

apartment, we would start kissing and

hugging and then start making love and

then have sex. But that wasn't what

happened. I'm in her

house now.

We went into her apartment and we sat

down in front of the TV for about nearly 3

hours watching really boring Japanese

TV, and I was just sitting there waiting.

The police coming for me. Oh, oh, it's

windy today.

I don't get it. How, how could they know

where I am? Doesn't make any sense.

Shh, shh, shh. I think they're going that

Anyway, we were watching TV for around

three hours, and I was just sitting there

waiting for it to end. I was thinking to

myself. When is this bloody TV show going

to end? And she finally finished

watching TV, and I was so bored. I thought

we would be having sex by now. And then

she sat on the bed, and she said she was

going to have a shower. And I sat next to

her, and I kind of lied down behind her,

and I rested my head up against her

backside. And then she lied down as well

on the bed, and then we started hugging in

the bed. Oh, the lighting's really nice

here. And then we started hugging in the

bed, and then we started to kiss, and then

I said, do you want to have sex? And then

she said, okay. You see, asking girls if

you want to have sex does work sometimes.

So I started to take off her clothes, and

we had sex. I didn't use a condom. She

didn't ask me to. And I kind of had a

problem. I had, I had the opposite problem

that I had with American girl. You know,

with the American girl I said I lost my

erection and I couldn't really get excited

with her? Well, with the Japanese girl

that I slept with last night, I kind of

ejaculated prematurely. It felt really

good and I thought I could control it,

but I couldn't, so I quickly pulled out

and then some of it started to drip out

and I wasn't quite sure if, if I had if I

had ejaculated or not, but I'm pretty sure

I did because I felt it and it was like

sticky, but not in like the women's

vaginal fluid sticky way, but in the semen

sticky way. That was really gross, wasn't

it? And then after that happened, my penis

started to get smaller, so it was kind of

obvious that I had accidentally

ejaculated. It was a bit embarrassing, a

bit unexpected, But she wasn't upset. She

didn't laugh at me. She said, that's okay.

And we just cuddled, kissed, and we went

to sleep. And then we woke up the next

day and we had sex a few more times. And

then we just sat around, lying around on

the bed talking for the rest of the day.

And it was really nice. We talked about

various things. I quite like her. She

ticks a lot of boxes on my list. Number

one, she's older than me, but she's not

too old. Number two, she's Japanese.

That's, that's a very important one.

After my experience with that American

girl, I feel like if the girl that I'm

sleeping with isn't Japanese, then I find

it kind of difficult to get aroused or

turned on. Is that strange?

Have I been watching too much Japanese

porn? There's just something about

Japanese women that just does it for me.

I don't know what it is about them, but

they're just great compared to the other

women on this planet. Also, I like the way

she's confident. I don't like shy girls

because I'm a shy person, and as a shy

person, I find it very awkward and

uncomfortable when I'm stuck with another

shy person and we're just sitting there in

silence trying to figure out what to talk

about. And it's so much easier to be on a

date or together with a confident person

because they're good at talking, and I

don't really have to make much effort

talking. I can just ask her a few

questions and then let her go on, let her

start rambling on about stuff.

And I feel like

I prefer Osaka girls compared to Tokyo

girls because The people in Osaka,

they're very— what's the word? I feel like

they're very confident. They're very good

at talking, especially the women. They're

not shy and reserved like your typical

Japanese, your typical Tokyo Japanese

woman. They're very talkative.

They, they seem very confident, and I

just feel relaxed. I feel at ease when I'm

with an Osaka girl. She works as a

salesperson. So she's on the phone and she

has to take calls from customers and try

and get them to buy stuff from her

company. So she's used to having to talk

to people and she's good at making

conversation, and I don't feel nervous

or awkward talking to her. Oh, all Daniel

does is complain all the time. All he does

is talk about the women's body and their

physical appearance. He doesn't care about

their personality. What a load of rubbish.

I just gave you loads of reasons why I

like this girl. For her personality.

Okay, now we've gotten her personality out

of the way, let's talk about her body. I

think I would give her body a solid 7 out

of 10. Her body is definitely up to my

standards. She's very small, she's about 5

foot tall. She's slim, she goes to the

gym— that rhymes— and she's not fat.

She's not fat at all. And it's, it's such

a nice change because These past

few weeks I've slept with so many really

fat girls, and I've got nothing against

fat girls, they're fine, but you know,

once in a while I would like to have a

girlfriend who isn't double my size.

Why did that car stop behind me?

Guys, watch my back. If anyone's trying to

sneak up on me, tell me, okay? Is anyone

sneaking up on me? Oh,

let's go in the opposite direction.

Bloody people riding their bicycles at 2

AM in the fucking morning. Anyway, what

was I talking about? Oh yeah, also, even

though she's a small girl and she's slim,

she actually has some nice boobage. She

actually has breasts, which, which is kind

of rare for a Japanese girl. I guess it's

not that rare, but if you go from my

experiences, I haven't had a lot of

experiences with Japanese girls who

actually have breasts unless they're

really fat. And she has a nice pair of

boobs. They're nice and— what's the word?

They're not too big, they're not too

small, and they're fun to squeeze. I guess

my only complaint about her body would be

she's kind of small. She's a very small

person, and sometimes it kind of feels

like I'm having sex with a 12-year-old

girl, and I'm not saying this just so I

don't sound like a pedo, but that doesn't

really turn me on.

It's just that her body's very small and

there's not much to hold on to when we're

doing it. And ideally, I would prefer a

larger girl who's slightly shorter than

me, maybe 165 centimeters would

be a better height and maybe a bit more

thickness so there's more to hold on to

when you're in, um, you know.

So yeah, so far out of all the girls that

I've dated since I came to Japan, she's

definitely the best one so far. And I've

met her twice now. I spent the night with

her And we're going to meet up again. We

have plans to go to Hiroshima together.

We're going to go to the— what's it

called? The nuclear explosion dome? The

Genbaku Dome? I don't know how to say it

in English. And we'll go to the memorial

place and walk around, and we'll stay in a

hotel and, you know, do what couples do in

hotels. I don't know. I guess she

is my girlfriend. She seems pretty into

me. She's very loving. She sends me—

she sends me messages like, I miss you, I

can't wait to see you, but we haven't

actually said things like I love you yet.

I don't think we're at— we're at that

stage of the relationship just yet.

You know, one thing I'm not sure about is

YouTube. I'm not sure if I should tell her

about my channel. I don't really want to

get future girlfriends involved with my

channel again because you know what

happened before. I just felt like if my

girlfriend knows my channel and watches my

videos, then I can't be— I can't make the

kind of videos that I want to make. I have

to think to myself, hmm, should I really

make this video? What would my girlfriend

think if she saw me make this video? And I

don't like that. I don't like being

Oppressed, suppressed. I don't like being

limited. I want to be free to make any

kind of video that I want to make.

Besides, I'm pretty sure she'll leave me

if she starts watching my videos and finds

out— finds out about the kind of things

that I've been saying, because I'm pretty

sure most girls wouldn't date someone like

me if they heard the things that I've said

in videos. I guess the main problem would

be if I got really famous and then people

started noticing me in the streets and

they came up to me and they're like, oh

yeah, Daniel, can I take a photo with you?

Can I have your autograph? And she would

be like, what's going on? Who's this guy?

Why is he asking you for an autograph?

And then I suppose I would have to let the

cat out of the bag. It's so frustrating,

you know. I want to share my channel, my

YouTube channel, with people that I meet

and I want to talk about it, but I can't.

I need to keep it secret because what

if I want to make a video talking about

that person and they'll see it and then

they might punch me in the face? I haven't

decided yet, but I'm thinking of,

um, stop— stopping— I'm thinking of

stopping using Tinder. Is that proper

English? I'm thinking about using

Tinder less. That's, that's good English.

Because I don't really feel like I want to

go on any more dates with random women

when I have a pretty decent woman who's

interested in me right now, and I don't

want to risk it. I don't want to risk

getting caught, and, um,

I feel like she's a safe bet. Also,

recently I feel like I'm getting a bit

bored with sex. I've had a lot of sex

since I came to Japan, and when you don't

have sex in your life, all you can think

about is craving for sex. But then when

you do have a lot of sex in your life,

then you're like, meh, it's only sex,

it's not that great, it's not the best

thing ever. It's pretty good, but it's

not worth dying for. And I kind of feel

like I'm not as horny as I used to be. I

used to be so horny, but right now I feel

like I have to put effort into getting an

erection, and that's a bit worrying.