life without my Girlfriend sucks...

Testing.

Testing.

Tesla tanking.

Tesla shorts doing well.

I feel like, um, beer tastes nicer when

you're hungry and don't have it with food.

What do you think? I've always had it with

food. I'm doing an experiment

because I'm pretty hungry.

Choose a more positive title, then no one

clicks it. If I put my life is amazing and

great, everything's good.

Damn, my hair's looking good today. You

know what I did today? I had a shower in

the middle of the day. I never do that.

You remember my rant about how Japanese

women are weird because they have a shower

at night? And then I was like, I always

have a shower in the morning because I

don't want to go out looking greasy. So

recently I don't really like having a

shower in the morning because it's cold

and I'd rather just get to work as quickly

as possible. But I came home from work

today and I just— I felt so stinky. My

socks smelled so strong. I had to change

my socks after I got back from work

because I could smell it. So I had a

shower as well so I don't have to have a

shower tomorrow morning.

Oh wow, thanks, Jer, but— Danny,

we can shower together. Yes, we most

definitely can. So now I'm trying

out something new. I'm having a shower

after work. I know, it's revolutionary.

And it's gonna mean that I don't have to

have a shower in the morning, and then I

don't have to— it's like one task I don't

have to do before going to work,

so I can get there really early before the

boss gets there.

Also, it's warmer during the day, so it's

not as cold when you get naked.

You sweat during the night. Yeah, but as

long as my hair looks clean and fine, I

don't really care about my body. Yeah,

usually I used to like having a shower

before I go out. But now I don't really

I mean, why do I care about looking my

best to give parcels to a bunch of

grannies?

I mean, I don't want to look disgusting,

so I've been showering every 2 days

instead of every day.

I never really got the whole wanting to

feel clean before getting into bed. I

don't really feel any different.

Yeah, I noticed every time I lived with

Japanese women, they always shower before

going to bed, and I thought that was

weird. And they would never shower in the

morning. And now I'm kind of getting it

because now it's like one less thing you

have to do before going to work. And you

kind of just— you want to just get to work

and get it over and done with, don't you?

Not sit around doing this and doing that.

Daniel finds his next girlfriend through

parcel delivery. Uh, I don't think I've

seen any cute girls whilst delivering.

They're nearly all old people, and then

the youngest are like middle-aged,

30 to 40, probably like 40.

No, I can't think of any hot women.

There's like— there's one woman who is

really friendly and nice and she looks

quite nice, but she looks like 40.

I always knock on her door. I've

remembered who's nice and friendly and I

always knock on their door. And I've

remembered who's not very— like some of

them, they don't even say hello when I say

hello. So I

don't like knocking on their door. And

then I wonder who's given me the bad

reviews and if I've

seen them and were they mad at me.

Something weird happened today. I, I was

delivering parcels and I went, I delivered

to this one house and before I could ring

the doorbell, the guy comes out and he was

like, hello, Daniel. It's weird. Like,

I mean, they know my name because it says

Daniel will be delivering your parcel.

So, but it's just weird that he comes out

and he says, hello, Daniel, as if he knows

me. I thought, oh my God, what? It was

really weird. I felt like I was in trouble

or something. Hi, Daniel.

Yeah, I didn't really Made me feel a bit

I don't know, don't you think it's weird?

You get a delivery driver and you see his

name on your notifications, and then you

use his name as

if you know him. I mean, I have seen

him a lot because they order a lot of

stuff, so I guess he does kind of know me

The fact you've delivered thousands of

parcels, haven't met one attractive woman,

only makes sense because you live in

England. Yeah, but they're all old people.

That's the thing. None of them

are young. When you do Uber Eats, a lot of

them are young. One time I had a

McDonald's order and I arrived and like a

group of teenage girls came running out

and they were like, are you Daniel?

They looked so excited, like they're

ordering their first McDonald's takeaway.

It was kind of sweet.

Like, they seemed excited about it.

Yeah, I kind of miss delivering McDonald's

Oh, I did my tax return just now.

So it said I owe £500 in taxes and £200

in National Insurance contributions. I

don't even know what that is. Why do I

have to pay it?

So I made £18,000, had about £2,800

business expenses, taxable income was

about £2,800. 20% of that is £500.

So I have until January 2026 to pay it.

Plenty of time.

I haven't had McDonald's in ages. Me and

Sunny were going to— supposed to go and

have them. We were supposed to go to

Plymouth last weekend And we were going to

go to the big shopping center and get

McDonald's before we broke up. I was

looking forward to that. We're going to go

to the aquarium and then get McDonald's,

have like a date in Plymouth. She even

offered to drive because she knows I hate

driving in Plymouth.

Such a shame. I was

looking forward to the weather getting

good and going on trips, going to the

beach, getting a Cornish pasty.

I still haven't had a Cornish pasty. I

really want a Cornish, like a real proper

Cornish pasty. I just, I can't bring

myself to spend money on expensive food.

It just feels like a waste. It will just

end up in the toilet.

Cornish pasty is like, like a pie with

minced beef, carrots, and onions.

It's really good. It's like,

like a folded pastry with

meat and veg inside.

They're so good. Flaky pastry,

moist, wet filling.

Apparently the people who worked in the

mines in Cornwall would take it with them

for lunch and they would use the pastry as

a container and they wouldn't eat the

pastry. They would, they would just eat

the fillings and then chuck the pastry

away. And they'd like go to work with a

Cornish pasty in their pocket because back

then they didn't have plastic. I lost my

virginity to a prostitute. What are your

thoughts about that? Did you ever visit

prostitutes before? I feel like there is

not really an argument against it as long

as the prostitute is not forced into it.

Hold on, I'm just fixing the alert box.

Keeps bugging out recently.

Uh, I mean, if you can't lose it any other

way, then I guess that's like a last

It took me a while to build up the courage

to try it. I was always really embarrassed

or shy, awkward to do it, and then I kind

of got hooked on doing it when I lived in

Japan. Kept going to Tobitsushinchi

hunting for the perfect girl. I found a

few really good girls in Tobitsushinchi.

The problem is you can never find them

again because you forget where they were,

or they don't work that night, or you

don't know what their work shift is.

Some of the girls at Tobitsushinchi look

so good. I mean, they all look

good because of the lighting. They've got

like the red lighting. But you don't know

what the cereal is going to be like until

you actually pay and go upstairs, and then

a lot of times it's kind of rubbish.

I keep getting all these flashbacks of

stuff me and Sunny did, like when we went

to Dover. When I first got the car, I took

her to Dover and I was still really scared

of driving. I was doing like 40 miles per

hour on the dual carriageway. Went to

Dover, Cliffs of Dover, and we had

a savaloy sausage and chips. I just got

the car and I was still really nervous

about driving.

Things were still good back then. It was

still like how it was in Japan before the

I wonder if she was upset about things

back then as well, but she kept quiet

about it. And then she just ended up not

being able to keep quiet anymore.

I don't know, like the cereal— paying for

cereal thing is just awkward,

isn't it? Sometimes you do meet a girl who

actually likes you. And you can tell she

likes you. Did you tell your previous

girlfriends that you did visit prostitutes

before? Do you think we have a moral

obligation to tell our future partners

about this? No, I never told anyone.

Um, obviously Sunny knew because everyone

I don't see why we should have to tell

future partners. Do you think you should

have to tell future partners that you had

an STD in the past?

Because you don't— obviously you don't

have it now because you got it cured. So

why did you have to tell them?

Yeah, I was going to go on— I was going to

go on a date with this girl back in 2018

when I was married, and she found out

about my YouTube channel and she saw the

chlamydia video and then she got mad at

me. Because I didn't disclose to her that

I had a— I had an STD previously.

Why would I tell her that I had an STD,

um,

5 years ago?

There's all these weeds growing in the

garden now with little yellow flowers

coming out.

Do you think the whole garden is just

gonna get covered in weeds? And it looks

like a little tree is growing.

It looks like a tree. It doesn't— it looks

like bark, like a thick stem sprouting

out of the ground, and it's quite tall,

taller than me. Is that a

tree? And there's also a big

tub of water with a pipe that's connected

to the gutter, so when it rains, the

rainwater has been filling into it. I

don't know what to do with that. And

there's also a big tub of compost, and

there's a rusty grill next to the

conservatory. I'm slowing my words now.

I want to get a grill as well. I want to

do barbecue with Sunny in the patio— on

the patio in the garden.

I might get a grill, I don't know. You

gotta get charcoal and fire

lighting stuff.

Oh my God, there were so many parcels

today. I had 105

parcels and I couldn't fit 7 of them into

the car. I shut— I shoved them all in the

car as much as I could and there was just

no more space. So I had to leave behind

about 7. So many. I think

spring is really gonna pick up with

parcels.

And I did it pretty quickly actually,

about 3 hours. Start about 9, finish at

12. I probably made like £60,

100 times 60 pence.

Yeah, it wasn't too hard apart from I

couldn't find one parcel and then Later

it popped up, but by then I was too far

away from the area, so I just didn't

deliver it. I'll do it tomorrow.

The problem is when the car gets so full,

I can't stick to my ordering routine

anymore because I just have to use any

space that's available.

Sure, paying for prostitutes is weird,

but I think people act like it is a big

issue when it really isn't. It's mostly

women that get upset about this because of

their weird emotions, but rationally it

makes zero sense. Women just choose to be

upset, really. Women get upset over so

many things.

I just don't get it. I can't

believe Sunny got so upset at me just

because I didn't compliment her much and I

didn't text a lot.

And she would feel like the conversation

is one-sided.

No, I wouldn't do that again though,

because it's such a waste of money. I

can't afford it anyway, and it's not worth

it. It's so not worth

it. It's like you

blow all that money and then it's It's

a gamble if it's even 10 minutes of

pleasure. It might be terrible, and then

you've just blown the money for absolutely

nothing. You've blown the money for a bad

Did you ever get upset over not seeing her

frequently? Well, I saw her every week,

and I felt like that was enough. It's just

that I wish she stayed on Sunday because

that was my day off. I hated it.

I hated having to go to work and she was

here because she would come on Saturday

and I would have to go to work in the

morning. And then on the weekday we'd both

work, so we couldn't really do anything.

So Sunday would have been the only day we

could have slept in late and relaxed or

gone somewhere. But she always left on

Sunday. There was a really nice girl I was

dating recently and she told me a lot of

private stuff about her, so I told her

that I lost my virginity fairly recently

to a prostitute in OFC. She said she don't

want a relationship with me because of it.

Never again.

Yeah, I wouldn't— I wouldn't tell a girl

that kind of stuff until we got really

serious and felt comfortable about each

I mean, I wouldn't even tell a girl anyway

unless she asked and

we were quite serious. And then I felt

like— I don't think she

would dump me just because I told her I

used to prostitute 5 years ago.

But I wouldn't tell them in the beginning.

So I wouldn't tell them about my YouTube

channel in the beginning.

Oh, Tesla tanking. Good thing I kept my

shorts. My shorts have just been going up

and down. First it lost money and then it

was making massive money and then Tesla

went boom and now it's going crash.

Why don't I just take profits and

re-enter? I don't know.

Goddamn, beer really hits different when

you drink it on an empty stomach.

I'm up £1.70 on my Tesla short.

Didn't Trump say something like he's gonna

slap more tariffs on China?

Oh my God, look at the spike. I don't know

why it's like really exciting when the

market crashes. More exciting than when

the market keeps going up like crazy. I

feel annoyed. But when it crashes, I'm

like, oh, look at it crash.

He's drinking this early. It's already

half past 6.

I really want to get some garden

furniture, like a chair, so I can enjoy

the sunshine. And also a

conservatory seat so I can sit in the

conservatory. Maybe a seat that I can use

in the conservatory and the patio.

Up £170, down £27,000. It's not about

making money, it's about being profitable.

Once I am profitable, I will then start

putting more money into my funded account

and trading with larger amounts. Right now

I'm just playing with £10, testing my

skill and ability.

I've got a nice dinner planned.

I can make a nice fried rice, I think,

with the onions and the asparagus,

and I've got an egg.

Yeah, I want a nice patio with— I've seen

these heated, like, a fire table. It's

just a table, but it's got— you put a gas

tank under it and then it's got like a

flame. I wonder if you can cook over

the flame. It looks really cool.

Although I don't see the point. I guess

it's for like ambience and it also

generates heat, but then you gotta buy a

canister of gas.

It looks really cool. Then you get a chair

and then you can like relax on the patio

in the evening, put the fire on,

toast some marshmallows.

But it's £200. You know what

would make Sunny really jealous? If I make

money, buy stuff and live a good life,

that'll be my, my plan.

I think wallowing in self-pity and then

like being broke, it's not the way to go.

I want to make money and make my house

nice.

Get some nice patio furniture, a little

barbecue, little side

table.

When do I think stuff would start going

up? Well, the stock market.

I think the bottom's almost there.

It will retest the, um,

2022 highs.

That would be a good buy level.

Not that I have any money to buy with.

Used furniture. You know, you could go

to the dump because I noticed in the dump,

skips in the dump, people chuck away the

unwanted furniture like plastic chairs and

stuff. Maybe I can take one.

Dump diving.

I couldn't believe how many parcels were

at the depot today. Over 100.

I somehow managed to fit 95 parcels into

my car. I had to like shoulder barge the

parcels in. To get them in. I was like

ramming the parcels in. I wonder

if the police would stop me if they saw

me, because I literally can't even see out

the windows. I can't see the rearview

mirror.

The only thing used I want to get is hot

women's panties.

Don't damage packages. Well, I don't, but

sometimes they're already damaged,

and I bring some sellotape with me so I

could fix up the parcels, but it kind

of looks suspicious, like I've opened it

and had a look inside and then taped it

up. But there's so many packages, they all

get dumped in the mountain at the depot

and they all get squished.

And the guys at the depot, they don't take

care with the— they're like chucking the

parcels everywhere. They don't give a

damn. You think your parcels

are being handled with care? Oh my God,

they literally just drop kick them into

the storage containers.

They just like chuck them and boot them

like some kind of weird sadistic

behaviour, like they're getting off on it.

Fuck you, parcels.

You kind of, you kind of develop this

hatred towards the parcels. It's weird

because there's so many damn parcels. You

just want to get rid of them. I don't know

how people buy so much stuff.

Well, I've got stuff coming tomorrow. I

bought toilet paper and I bought a little

mirror.

Oh, I took my new phone to work. It was

really good actually. I fixed that battery

leak problem somehow, fiddled with the

settings a bit, and now it, it's 95%

for the last 6 hours. It's only gone down

5%. I don't know, I fiddled with the

settings for battery optimization. I don't

know what happened yesterday, but yeah,

it was really good because it also has

wireless charging. So I mount it on the

wireless charger in the car and it just

charges whilst I drive, and it never went

down below 80%. And everything works—

my fake GPS, it never crashed. Yeah, I

really love the S10 Plus. I think it's a

I really can't fault it, especially for

£140.

I just don't know why you'd buy the latest

phone for like £1,000 now. Oh wow, AI and

50-megapixel camera. Who cares?

120Hz screen. Who cares?

It's a great phone and it feels faster

than my old S10 Plus. Oh, I, I downloaded

this battery health app and it analyzes

all the battery cells and it said health

good, which is the best status. And it

said like 9 inactive cells,

110 active ones in green, and then about

8 yellow ones. And then I got the same app

for the Nothing Phone and it had, it had

more inactive cells than the S10 Plus.

Well, I factory reset the Nothing phone.

I put it back in the box. I'm going to

take it back tomorrow.

I don't like the Nothing phone. I think if

you get Android, it's got to be Samsung.

Unfortunately, I'm going to miss the

50-watt wired charging speed.

That was really good.

I might just bulk buy like 5 S10 Pluses

just in case.

Well, I only use S10 Plus for streaming

and my job. I'm not downloading any other

apps on it. I'm just using my iPhone as my

main phone.

How do you feel about having to hear the

names of your last 2 girlfriends every day

because they're common words? Yeah. Even

that heated patio table, the brand is

called Out Sunny. I can't believe it.

You see the word sunny everywhere,

especially on addresses. Or people's

houses like to be called Sunny something,

like Sunny Valley, Sunny Hill.

And then you look at the weather and it

says sunny. Now every time I see the word

sunny, I get triggered.

Sunny Hills pineapple cake. Yeah, when I—

when that Malaysian girl gave that to me

at the guest house, I got freaked out.

She lives rent-free in your head. Well,

yeah, that's what happens when you really

like someone.

But I just— I can't live without YouTube.

I really wish I could have lived without

YouTube and lived happily ever after with

her. But I know, I know there's a million

other ways to make money. YouTube isn't

the only way to make money.

But what other job comes close to

what doing YouTube is like? It's such a

unique way of making money.

And I really like having a community and I

really like sharing my life.

It's just, it's so

hard to try and imagine a life without

YouTube.

Now, I don't think my content's toxic.

My content is me just sitting here

talking, having a beer.

It really sucks.

I really thought I could just give up

YouTube and be happy with Sunny, but I

just wasn't happy. I wasn't happy at all.

I hated what she did. I hated

her way

of thinking in regards to the YouTube

thing. I just, I thought I disagreed with

it so much. She kept asking me, am I sad

because of YouTube? And I was like, yeah,

I lost my whole community. They've had my

back. They've supported me financially.

And emotionally for the last 7 or 8 years,

and then I just abandoned them without

even an explanation. Of course

I felt sad.

I felt really guilty that I just shut all

my channel down.

She thinks YouTube is like this evil thing

full of horrible people. That I need to

nuke and cut out my life, but I don't see

it that way at all.

And I felt sad that she didn't see it that

way as well.

Damn, I'm drunk.

Oh my God, I need some food.

One can? Yeah, like half a can on

an empty stomach.

Peroni. I quite like Peroni. It's not as

bitter as Corona, and it's got a tiny

fruity tang.

It's just an appetite— appetizer—

appetizer before my dinner.

Corona's not bitter. It is compared to

Peroni.

It's— oh,

does it not say the percentage? Is that a

Japanese thing? In Japan, they always

write the percentage of alcohol.

It says

1.7 UK units. Oh,

5%. Water, barley,

malt, maize, hops. Contains barley.

It's literally just water and barley and

hops.

In a way, it's kind of like barley tea.

You said you have no money for food but

got beer. Well, I bought a 10-pack of beer

when me and Sunny were together.

About nearly 2 weeks ago, we went

to the big Tesco and I did a big shop

and I bought a big box of beer,

so I might as well drink it if I've got

I probably won't buy beer again.

She kept asking me to defend her more when

I stream, and I didn't really try, did I?

I don't really know how to.

Ed Sheeran's new song's really annoying.

Why does Ed Sheeran always make the most

annoying songs? And then they play it

nonstop on the radio, like he's a god of

music. He uses a Persian

word. It's like अजीबान.

Do do do do do do do do do.

I don't even know what that's supposed to

mean. He just chose it because it fits

the song. Azizam. Yeah, he goes— God,

I hate Ed Sheeran songs. They all suck.

Why is he so popular? I don't get it.

It means sweetheart. Yeah, imagine he sang

that in English. Sweetheart.

It would just sound stupid. He only says

it in Persian because it doesn't— no one

knows what it really means and it sounds

kind of cool. But if he said it

in English, it would just sound lame.

No, I don't like any of the Ed Sheeran

songs. Bad Habits,

Shape of You.

Can we move on from Sunny?

Onto who? What are we gonna move on to?

Sunny's a good topic because I can rant

about it for hours. I don't know what else

to talk about. Stocks, delivering parcels.

Maybe we need some new characters. Sunny

and Blood Bucket are so 2024.

We need some new 2025 characters. In with

the out, out with the in.

Where the Devon girls at? It's funny

because I searched for my comments. I

typed in Devon and there was a comment

from 6 years ago from some woman saying,

telling me to come to Devon and she would

Well, there was this one girl in Cornwall

that kept messaging me, but she would just

only message me to do sex talk. She'd be

like, choke me, daddy. I want you to breed

me. And I'd be like, okay. I don't even

know if she's real or not. I thought she

was just a troll. She said she lived in

Cornwall. She's next to Devon.

I never really took her seriously because,

I don't know, it just seems like a troll,

doesn't it? And she never really showed

her face or proved that she was real.

And I'm not really into the choking girls

thing. I think it's a bit weird.

Why would I want to choke a girl?

That doesn't really turn me on.

Have I been investing recently? I don't

have any money to buy anything. I've just

been watching it go up and down.

No, I don't want to be choked, and I don't

want to do choking. What am I into?

I'm into getting my bumhole fingered.

That's weird. Is it really weird? It feels

good though, like when you're cumming and

then you're getting fingered as well at

the same time. Do I like bondage?

No, not really. I tried it. I went to a

bondage BDSM bar with Blood Bucket where

they tie you up. I really didn't like

being tied up. You couldn't get out of it.

They tie it so you couldn't move at all.

It'd be impossible to get out of it. I

felt I don't know, I didn't like the way

it felt not being able to get out of it.

I'm not really into the popular fetishes.

I haven't really tried much though, to be

I'm a bit vanilla in bed,

to be honest.

Yeah, I do that. I do the frog style where

your legs are like,

I don't know. I like, I like to see the

girl's face and kiss, and you

can only do that when you do missionary.

I'm not that into the other stuff. I don't

mind a bit of doggy, but it gets boring.

I wouldn't really want to cum doing doggy.

Can you hear the birds chirping? They're

Spring's coming.

Who is Shushi Mushy?

That just sounds like sushi. Now I kind of

want to eat sushi.

Do you like if a girl's on top? No,

unless the girl's really small, but

unfortunately there's not a lot of girls

tiny enough to be smaller than me. Like,

maybe if the girl's really tiny and

skinny, Otherwise they would crush me.

And also I don't like not having

the control to thrust.

I also don't really like the angle.

Sunny always liked doing it from behind.

I didn't mind it, it's just that I would—

if it was up to me, I wouldn't really

Maybe I'm just a bit boring.

Gym arc is over. I was

making quite good progress in Thailand. I

was getting quite buff. I could even do a

bicep curl with the 15 kg dumbbell. I

still do it. I use 10 kg dumbbell now,

but I'm not really pushing myself.

I'm only doing it to maintain and not lose

more muscle mass.

I'm not really trying to get stronger.

I'm just trying to keep what I have,

which is not much. I just feel— I feel too

tired. I go to work, I don't really want

to do a big workout, and then when I come

back from work, I'm too tired.

And when I wake up in the morning, I just

kind of want to get ready and get work

done, not spend too much time working out.

You need to eat more to gain. Well, that

doesn't go very well with my food budget.

I'm trying to budget my food, not eat more

food. What kind of job do you have?

I deliver packages.

I delivered 95 packages today.

Grow stuff in your garden. Yeah, I would

like to do something like a project.

Get a fish tank, get aquatic plants,

or maybe grow something. It's just

that my garden doesn't have any soil.

It's just stones.

Why is it so damn noisy outside?

Maybe I can grow some vegetables. Tomato

plants.

Or maybe I buy some soil and I just pour

it over the gravel. I don't

know if I'd get in trouble for changing

the gla— the glarden. The garden.

No, I wouldn't get fish. I would just grow

aquatic plants,

and then when the tank's set up and

running properly, then I might introduce

one fish.

You know, you can grow strawberries in an

aquarium.

I think growing something could be

satisfying. See it get bigger and

bigger and then you can eat it.

I can grow it in the conservatory.

Weed farm. I was thinking more like a

tomato farm.

Oh my God, I feel so drunk.

How many GCSEs did I get?

I got a B+ in English and I

got a C in science,

and then I failed everything else.

Got Fs and Ds. I didn't even try

the religious study exam, I just chose to

fail it. I refused to do it and the

teacher said, well, then you're going to

automatically fail it. And I said, okay,

I don't really care.

GCSEs are so stupid and pointless.

Imagine when I apply for my driving job,

they're like, how many GCSEs do you have?

Who cares?

Yeah, I studied French. In secondary

school, but I don't remember any of it

because no one listened to the teacher.

We just sat there messing around. French

was like that class where you could just

relax and talk to your friends and ignore

Bonjour, je m'appelle Daniel. That was

what it was like. What's the point

learning French? French people speak

English anyway. I'm not gonna go to

France, so why would I want to learn

French?

Most useless language ever. It's only

useful if you go to France. I never go to

France. I hate

the sound that is in the French language.

It sounds horrible.

Well, I did have a French ex, but she

spoke fluent English.

No, French has the sound as well.

I remember the word stop was like arrête,

arrête, like that. I remember that my

French ex used to say it.

I can hear people talking, it's annoying

me.

Sounds like it's right outside my house.

I can hear a kid's voice.

It's supposed to be what Sunny sounds like

when she sees her nieces. Like,

oh, hello! Did you make a castle?

Oh, it's so good! The way—

when women talk to kids, it's really

annoying. Because they put on this stupid

voice like, oh wow,

you drew a daffodil, good boy.

So annoying. Why do people talk to

kids like they're retards?

I don't know, I always found Sunny's

obsession with her nieces weird. Like,

okay, I get it, you love your nieces.

But it's like the— I mean, it's like they

were her kids. You would think they were

her kids the way she spends time with them

and talks about them. Like, if my sister

had a kid, I wouldn't care about the kid

at all. I wouldn't give a shit,

to be honest. I'd be like, oh, that's

nice, my sister had a kid and fulfilled

her biological role. But I don't really

care. Sunny's like, oh, my nieces,

my nieces this, my nieces that.

Why don't you just have your own kids then

if you love your nieces so much? Jesus

Christ, imagine loving your nieces that

much.

It's called encouragement. Well, I guess I

didn't get any of that when I was a kid.

I just got called stupid boy and go

to your room and shut up.

I think Uncle Daniel hates me.

No, I'd be like, I don't hate you, I just

don't care about you because you're not my

Sorry about that.

I wonder if my sister would like ban me

from talking to her kid because I might

say weird stuff. I'd be like, women are

evil, they only think about themselves,

you gotta watch out for yourself.

Sun. Yeah, I swear Sunny would rather

spend— has— I bet Sunny has more fun and

would rather spend time with her nieces

than spend time with me.

From an outside perspective, it's like the

nieces It's

like she loves her nieces so much and

they're her world. And I felt like— I

always felt like I was second place or

third place, like I wasn't as important,

like I couldn't rival her nieces.

And I guess she felt like she came second

or third place to my YouTube community.

And I would always place my YouTube

community above her, which I guess I did

because I chose to do YouTube and lose her

than abandon YouTube and keep her. So I

guess that was confirmation for her that,

yeah, I do place more importance on my

YouTube community than I place on her.

You were jealous of little kids. Well,

yeah, because it'll be Sunday, great

weather, and I'd be all alone because she

would rather go home and spend the Sunday

with her family and her nieces. She'd be

like, oh, I did gardening today with my

nieces, and I'd be like, okay,

so you could have spent the Sunday with

me, but you chose not to.

So I'm sitting here on Sunday not working

because it's my day off, and I'm thinking

like, where's my girlfriend?

Everyone's like going out and doing

barbecues, having a nice time. I'm sitting

here on my own like an incel because my

girlfriend doesn't She never spent Sunday

with me. Always got to go back, see her

family.

I can't compete with her family.

I hate dating someone who has a family.

It's so annoying. That's why I always said

dating older women is better, because they

usually aren't that

close with the family, or they're not

living with the family, and they have

their own life. That's why I like Chihiro,

because she, um,

was an independent woman not living with

her family.

Sunny's whole life is like so intertwined

with her family's life. It's like, I don't

know, like a growth inseparable.

And I couldn't, you know, wedge myself in.

I was like an outsider alien entity.

She wanted to incorporate me into the

family, but because of the YouTube thing,

she felt like she couldn't. So she said

one of the good things about me stopping

YouTube would be I could meet her family.

And I was like, okay, great, but you know,

I'd rather just do YouTube. I'm sure your

family's nice and everything, but I

don't really care about your family.

I don't— I've got like no connection to

them at all, physically or emotionally.

To think that I would want to meet her,

to like hang out with her family over

doing YouTube was insane to me.

She was like, yeah, you quit YouTube, now

you can meet my mum. And I was like,

yeah, I would

rather do YouTube.

God, Sunny told everything to her family.

Like all the fights, the YouTube thing,

the sex tape thing. She told her family

everything and

they never said to her, don't date him.

They were always supportive,

especially the sister. The sister was

like, so what's wrong with Daniel? Does he

drink too much? Is he violent? Does he

cheat? And Sunny's like, no, he just— he

doesn't compliment me enough and his texts

There's probably loads of girls out there

who have boyfriends and they wish their

boyfriend's worst traits were the texts

are dry. Their boyfriend's probably out at

pubs every night. And then coming home

drunk and smashing up the house. Those

girls would love it if their boyfriend's

biggest problems were their texts were

I just— I don't know. I don't want— I

don't really— I didn't really want to hang

out with her family.

But that's the problem with having a

girlfriend. Girlfriends would want you to

come and hang out with the family, don't

they? I remember I had a ginger

girlfriend, English one, back in 2022.

She also invited me to the family

barbecue. And I was thinking, oh my god,

I really don't want to go. Thankfully, we

broke up before it happened. It just would

have been so boring and awkward and weird.

What am I gonna talk about? I can't tell

them I do YouTube, so I had to lie. I lied

to that one that I was a stock investor.

I mean, I was, but I wasn't making any

money.

So then I'd have to tell her family that

I'm like a stockbroker or something, and

then they would come up to me asking

questions, and then I would sound like I

don't really know what I'm talking about.

I remember when I was doing house viewings

in Manchester and the guy asked me what I

did for a living, and I didn't want to

tell him I did YouTube, so I just said,

uh, I invest in stocks.

And then he said, oh yeah? Uh, what stocks

do you recommend buying now? I said

Chinese stocks, and then Chinese stocks

tanks like 40% over the next few years.

Such a great investor.

Yeah, if they, they have a family member

who's actually a stockbroker, he'd be

like, oh, so how's your stockbroker,

Daniel? Oh, what are your thoughts on the,

um, M2 money supply

and the quantitative easing? I'd be like,

uh, I guess it's good. Yeah, I'd be

screwed. I'd probably just have to admit

that I'm a newbie.

I follow WallStreetBets and I traded

Imagine you lost that guy 40%. Yeah.

Imagine he went home and bought a load of

Chinese stocks after he met me.

I mean, Chinese stocks did go up after a

few years eventually.

Do I have Instagram? I do, it's Rabbits

Ate My Family.

Everyone join. I need

more allies.

Oh, the Tesla's sure looking good.

I don't know why I called it Rabbits Ate

My Family. I kind of like rabbits. I like

that movie Watership Down. I used to, as a

kid, I used to fantasize about being a

helpless animal being preyed on. Do you

know that scene in Pinocchio? Where the

naughty boys get turned into donkeys and

then they get whipped and enslaved and

sent into cages. I really like that scene.

I had dreams where I was a donkey. I

invest based on the vibe is what I tell

people because it's literally true, lol.

I invest into startups mainly and look at

the vibe of the team. Usually I'm pretty

good at predicting if a team will do well.

That way I don't need that tar shit.

What about— then you're basically like one

of those Dragon's Den angel investors.

What about Tattooed Chef? Everyone was

saying that was going to be so good and

then they went bankrupt. Has anyone tried

Tattooed Chef? Is it any good? They made

like plant meat food. I really, really

like Beyond Burger. Do you know Beyond

Meat burgers? They taste so good.

They actually taste better than real meat.

The problem is they're so expensive. It's

like £5 for 2 patties, whereas you can get

4 beef patties for about £2.

So yeah, I mean, I would love to get

Beyond Meat burgers, not because I'm like

a vegetarian or care about that. But

because it tasted really good.

Tofu. The problem is with tofu here in

England, they only sell the silky soft

tofu. They don't sell the firm fried tofu,

which I really like. I don't like silky

tofu. It's like jelly. It all flops apart.

I mean, I'm basically a veganarian right

now because I don't have any meat and I'm

not allowed to do a food shop until 7 days

because I'm on a strict budget.

It's okay, I got fuel. Fuel.

I might go make my fried rice now.

It feels weird how bright it is and it's 7

o'clock.

Next paycheck will be in

6 days from my driving job. And then 15

days from YouTube.

I wonder if my food can last me until— for

7 days. I've got 2 eggs, a bag of cheese,

some turnips, 2 onions,

a bell pepper, a bag of asparagus and

broccoli, and bag

of frozen carrots. I ran out of bread

today, so no more cheese toasties.

I've got flour. What can I do with that?

I ran out of meat a few days ago.

2 eggs.

I could make bread. Oh, I need yeast.

What if I use my dick cheese? That's

Food is the last thing you should save

money on. Well, I can't get the other

bills down anymore. The only thing I have

control over is the food bill.

Everything else is fixed. Rent is fixed,

council tax fixed.

I'm using less electricity now because

it's warmer.

What else is fixed? Water's fixed,

internet's fixed. The only thing that's

not fixed is food, and you can waste a lot

of money on food by getting steaks and

getting this and getting that.

Make flatbread. Yeah, I should look into

what I can do with a bit of flour and some

water since Sunny bought a big bag of

flour for our pancakes.

I need to pee. Beeru's making me need the

toilet. I could go foraging

for slugs. That's meat.

Earthworms, they're like a meat noodle.

It's like a spaghetti noodle made out of

meat. Do you think earthworms taste any

good?

It'll be like— what's his name?

Timon and Pumbaa from Lion King foraging

the bugs.

Yeah, I'm like Simba running away in the

jungle. Running away from his

responsibilities and duties.

And then Sunny is like the, the girl lion.

What was her name? Nara. The girl lion was

like, Simba, you have to come back. The

kingdom needs you. Everyone's starving.

Simba's like, no, I'm having fun in the

jungle. It's basically me and

Sunny. Sunny's like, you will quit

YouTube. We need to have

a happy, healthy relationship. And I was

like, no, I need YouTube.

I need my attention and I need my donos.

Potatoes? No, I just get a bag of chips.

I finish my chips. I'm gonna get a bag of

chips when I go do my next shopping.

Chips are so useful. What's cheaper, a bag

of rice or a bag of chips or a bag of

pasta?

Yeah, Simba should have just stayed in the

jungle and had gay sex with Pumbaa.

MG Tao, going my

own lion's way.

I need to pee. Whoa.

Oh my God, I'm drunk.

Sometimes I wonder, why is my sister so

scared of driving?

She's really scared of it. But now

that I— I don't feel scared of driving at

all. And it seems so silly that

I was so scared before. It's really

not scary.

I've driven 12,000 miles now doing

delivery work, so I feel pretty confident.

Oh, it's getting cold.

Yeah, sometimes things happen like jump

scare and scare you, or you encounter

someone rude on the road and it This makes

you feel sad because you just know that

these people would probably be nice and

friendly outside of the car, but then when

people in the car, they just— I don't

know, they turn into monsters, get really

angry and road rage.

Why don't I draw more? Well, I sold my

iPad in Thailand, remember? So I

can't. Do any artwork.

Yeah, one thing I used to be really

worried about when it came to driving was

I didn't know where the edges of the car

were, and I thought I was going to hit

stuff all the time. But it's weird because

I've never hit anything, and I've squeezed

through some pretty tight gaps, and the

car is way smaller than you think it is.

In your mind, when you're sitting in the

car, you feel like, oh my God, my car's

huge, when really it's not.

Actually, I mean, I'm not even aware.

Like, I go through these tiny gaps when

there's parked cars on the left and

there's traffic on the right, and I'm like

squeezing through the middle.

I don't even know how close I am to

everything. I just know that I'm not

hitting anything. 'Cause if the cars in

front of me are getting through, then I

I remember when I passed my driving test,

I was really scared of the idea of driving

alone. And now I just— I can't imagine how

it can be scary. One thing

Sunny said to me, it was on Sunday when I

dropped her off back home, the last time I

saw her. No, actually it wasn't that day.

It was the day I picked her up. Yeah.