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It was really cold, it wasn't very fun.

Someone painted St. George flags all over the, um, I think it's like generator room.

Yeah, it was nice to get out the house, went for a drive. It was weird not driving for such a long time. The steering, I don't know, I don't know if it was just me, like my imagination, but the steering felt really stiff.

I think because I didn't use the car for a bit, I don't know, like the steering felt stiff, like I had to put more— maybe it's because I haven't driven in a while. I don't know if it's always like that, but it didn't feel like that when I came home.

It felt kind of strange.

Yeah, I went to Kit Hill, had a little walk, but it was freezing and really windy. It wasn't very fun.

I went to Tesco, nice drive. I always like the drive to Corlington.

Drive to Cornington's always nice,

better than the one to Tavistock. I don't like driving through Tavistock, and I like the big Tesco more.

Gunness Lake's pretty nice as well. The views are so good. Every time I think about what am I doing here in Devon, I go for a drive and I'm like, damn, this place is nice. The roads are nice, the views are great, very chill atmosphere.

It's like friendly atmosphere.

It's all the old British people make very nice Friendly atmosphere, not like Japan. Everyone's like, "Toke te, iru ze yo."

God, UK is such a nice country.

Everyone's so polite as well. Like, oh sorry, sorry, sorry. In Japan, no one ever says sorry. Like they accidentally nearly. Bump into you, they don't say, oh,

maybe like old school Japanese, maybe in the countryside in Japan they got those vibes. And my experience of living in Japan has always just been in a city. So it's like I'm comparing the cities of Japan to the countryside of the UK. It'd be like comparing the cities of the UK to the countryside of Japan.

So maybe it's not really a very fair judgment, but it's a judgment based off my own experiences. What can you do with a drunk insane? I'm in such a better mood just for going out the house. It's crazy how just going out for a drive completely changes your mood.

I saw the fucking idiots in the chat talking shit about me.

Stupid Dijang said

that I had to leave Japan because of the police. No, I didn't. I left Japan because my 3-month tourist thing ran out and had to go back to UK to see— go to my sister's wedding. I was in Japan for like another 2 months after the police incident. I didn't leave Japan because of the police.

Yeah, after I ended last night's stream, stupid Djang was talking shit about me,

and then I saw like a,

like a male thong. In Tesco. It was called the Elf Kini. It's like this big long ball thong. I can't believe they sell that at Tesco.

The Elf Kini.

I used my £4.50 code— I mean voucher. Other than that, it's probably a couple pounds.

I got 75 points from that lady using my Clubcard.

Nice. That's like, that's like £70 worth of shopping. I got her points.

I whipped out my phone with my screensaver Clubcard code. She didn't say anything.

Got a new Tesco jumper as well. I'll wear it this weekend— next weekend.

£8 Clubcard savings as well.

Halloween. Yeah, they got the Christmas stuff out too now.

I'll show you my Tesco haul.

I thought I'd better start making videos whilst I stream to make some extra money.

It's funny because I scanned my shopping

strategically. So when I scan— finished scanning all of the essential items like meat, eggs, and milk, it only came to £20. So I could have stuck within budget if I just stuck to essentials. But then I add on top the tin soup, the crisps, the Haribo, the KitKat, the ramen,

It doubled to like 40-something.

That's how they get you.

Wow, 400 viewers. Where are you tuning in from?

Connor and Chris share surprising lore about their upbringing. I wonder if Chris is gonna mention Robot Wars. My prized possession. Don't, don't mess with this, okay? This is my prize. They're like 2 boyfriends. What is this? Show them. What is this? Show them. It's a Vivy Otter. He built an airplane. I think people think I'm like— people

think I'm— I just always wear the same outfit when he goes cycling, that blue and black thing, like rich or something. But my parents My mum was like a stay-at-home mum. My dad fitted aircraft interiors. Wow, Chris's dad fitted aircraft interiors. That was not what I was expecting. I expected Chris's dad to be like a mechanic. I

guess he is, but for airlines. Chairs and things. Ouch, that's not nearly as cool. He built an airplane. I think people think I'm like rich or something. What happened with Traveling Trader during CPI? Well, first he said, oh, it's definitely gonna fade back down to data low, and then it didn't. And then he goes, oh, actually, I

think it's probably going to take out data high, which it did. So I guess he was right. I mean, you can only be— it's only a 50% chance being right or wrong. And then he flipped. But no data low, maybe Monday.

Probably revisit date alone Monday.

I was like a stay-at-home mum. My dad fitted aircraft interiors, like chairs and things. Aircraft interiors? Like what aircraft? Aircraft interiors, like chairs and things. Chairs? Did he say for chairs? My mum was like a stay-at-home mum. My dad fitted aircraft interiors, like It's not very— I thought he's like fitting engines or something. What, just the chairs?

Are you really into Chris Broad? Yeah, kind of. I don't know why I'm obsessed with him. Aircraft interiors, like putting the bloody chairs in the plane and stuff, which I think pay all right as a blue-collar job. Yeah. Oh, this is— so I always felt a little bit like— I know a lot of my— you're supposed to

put the chairs in the bloody plane. Oh dear, people were sad that the dinosaur got cut off. This is why you need to bring Paul, because when I'm pouring my heart out, the camera won't die halfway. It will die. Imagine if Moses was giving a Sermon on the Mount.

It was like a Hunger Games scene. The teacher came in. Is that it? Jet 2 holiday. His surprising law. And then that led to me being— so if you had to travel that day, you would. And then I saved up for sick, like sick. And you feel— class is a serious thing. Chris is the most famous person

that I know and met in real life. You feel it everywhere. I remember dating somebody who's lovely, nice, but wealthy, and she got to go and be a ski instructor. And I was like, I've got to work or die. And I got the crappiest job I've ever had. And then I saved up for like 6 months to

go and visit her. And it was on that journey, I met a couple on a plane. He just spat. Big lump of spit just came out of his mouth. In Japan, on the JET program. I was like, JET program, you say? What is this? And then that led to me being— so if you hadn't traveled that day,

if I hadn't saved up for 3 to 4 months to go skiing in Val d'Isère, which costs literally more money than God to go down the ski slope. Yeah, I remember I got to meet this family and they, they, uh, told about their daughter living here, and that's how I got on the JET program. One time we

did go skiing in, um, France, and I remember that like we went to the cafeteria and I used to never understand why There would always be food places, but we would always bring sandwiches. It's so funny how you can sound so posh but then still pronounce words like France and aircraft like France and aircraft. It always, I

don't know, messes with me. And then I was like, can I have the— can I get a pizza? And the man was like, no, you cannot have a pizza. It's €10 a slice, Carl. You can't have a fucking pizza. Oh my God, we've made all these sandwiches for €10. You You can't have a pizza. But obviously as

a kid you just don't get it. You don't get money. But it's weird, isn't it? But I think my mum instilled the, uh, being of a cheapskate in me. I wonder if without YouTube either of these two would become multi-millionaires. Like, did they manage to escape their lineage of, you know, just being average thanks to YouTube? I

remember I had a spreadsheet. It's just funny to think that there's like really posh people with like good education, good upbringing, come from rich parents who are probably less well off than these two. Every single penny I spent, even if like 30p, so I gave 20p away, I would write it down. You still love that to this

very day? No, I don't, because now I, I'm very fortunate. I've got more money than I ever needed, uh, but when I was at uni and I didn't have much, and obviously YouTube back then only paid like 3 pence because I was uploading about 2 videos. I used to like ration everything. But I was also— I think

I was too much of a cheapskate too. People would ask like, hey, can you come out? I'd be like, you owe me 37 pence for this cup. And I'd be, you know, I was, I was that one mate that was the worst. I was always— you never want to be chucking the money away doing things. I didn't

do that. I rationed it. I lived like I was— when I came here, I had a financial crisis. I was like, minus ¥2,000 in the overdraft. I was like, first month's salary will fix that. And then it didn't. And then I got hit with a bill for ¥80,000 to rent a car, which is stupid. Yeah, yeah, it's

weird. I mean, but like, I remember like I would, I would not like— I'd get really pissed off at my mates if they owed me like £5 and they wouldn't, they wouldn't pay me back. Oh, I'll just change. Oh, fuck off. Fuck off. I will say lectures and seminars at university a lot of the time are a

waste of money unless you have— I mean, I don't know if there was any tuition fee anyway.

I'm hungry.

Do you ever wonder how screwed you'd be if you go for a drive and then you like walk off and then you just throw your keys into the woods?

You'd be fucked. What would you do?

You would have to, yeah, call a taxi to take you home, get your spare key,

ask the taxi to take you back,

and then get the car, I guess.

Or what if you only had one key?

What would you do then?

Then you gotta call a taxi to take you home. No, wait, first, first you probably call a tow truck to take your car back to your house and then call a taxi to take you home. Or why don't you just get a lift in the tow truck? Because they're going to your house anyway. You get a free

taxi.

You just sit in the passenger seat of the tow truck. Why would that situation happen? I don't know, maybe you got a hole in your pocket and then your key just drops out and you didn't realize. My mum lost her car key. She went cycling with Dave Gibson and then couldn't find the key. It fell out her

bag.

It's like my biggest fear is you get stranded, you can't get into your car. So I kind of like how the Tesla, you can unlock it with the app, but I don't know if you can start the car with the app.

Or what if you lost your key and your phone died? Now you gotta walk all the way home. Or like walk, knock on someone's doors, like, can I borrow your phone? Or maybe someone nearby will let you use their phone.

I was thinking, do I take my spare key out with me? One key in each pocket.

Or maybe you like sellotape the spare key under the car.

Always gotta be prepared for any situation.

Oh, I got tired from

being outside.

I'm gonna show my Tesco haul.

What is there? No audio testing.

That's weird.

Anyway, I was just saying that. Whatever the estimated range is,

whatever the West estimated range is,

it's not accurate. So you do 20 miles, it actually knocks off 40 miles off your range.

I don't know why the phone mic's not working.

Testing, testing. Test, test, testing. Oh, now it's working.

Oh, now it's working. Yeah, it's working now. Okay.

Yeah, that estimated range is, um, not very good when you've got heating on and you're flooring it in sports mode.

I feel like the estimated range only is accurate when you're in eco mode and you're doing very slow speeds. Look at my new jumper! They got new jumpers at Tesco, got a nice little knitted pattern. Dark blue, or is it black? Can't really tell. M size.

My Tesco shopping. I got minced beef. I'm gonna make pasta.

Minced beef. These were only £2.

£2 for 1 kg of chicken legs. Bargain.

Hash brown.

Ramen.

Eggs.

Oh, I ate all my eggs. Yeah, I'll have an egg.

Um, crisps, ramen, broccoli.

I got this little bowl. For apple crumble.

Pot noodle.

Pea and ham soup. You can get 5— these are £1.70 for 1 can, but if you buy 5, you get 1 for £1. But if you buy 10, you can get it for £9, so it'd be less than 80p. So I should have bought 10 really.

I got some Spam. Damn, I didn't buy kimchi.

Fuck. I got Haribo.

Milk.

I got pea and ham,

potato and leek, chicken and mushroom.

Baked beans. The Tesco brand baked beans are about 45p, but the Heinz baked beans are £1.70. I can't believe it. I've got more Haribo.

I've got oranges.

I've got chopped tomatoes. So these were like £1 something. And I can make a pasta sauce with it instead of buying the jar of pasta sauce, which is about £2.50, which is about the size of one can. So I make my own sauce.

And then I've got pea and ham,

I've got hot dogs,

cup noodle.

Bacon, uh, single cream, only cost £1, so I don't really care if I don't use all the one. Kit Kats.

I got frozen berry mix for my apple crumble, but I didn't get any apples. So I thought instead of using apples, I just used berries, like a berry crumble. I should put that in the freezer.

And, uh, Doritos pizza for dinner.

All that for £45.

Pretty good. Yeah, you can make a fruit crumble. It doesn't have to be apple.

Just call it a fruit crumble.

And then for lunch, bacon. Is it bacon?

Brown.

My mum always said never put tin cans in the fridge. Why not? See, it's like some weird rule of hers. Or is it actually real? Shouldn't put tin cans in

the fridge. Pizza

for dinner.

You seem relaxed. Yeah, well, I was listening to my favorite music, had a nice drive, walked around. Had some exercise, went to Kit Hill, saw human beings.

It's nice.

Makes me want more things to do outside apart from just buying food.

Going outside is nice, isn't it?

But I want a reason to go outside. There's only 2 reasons to go outside. Okay, 3 reasons: to make money, to spend money, or to socialize. So I don't make money by going out, and I don't have anyone to socialize with. So the only reason I have to go outside is to buy food or car stuff like

MOT.

Yeah, it'd be nice if she lived nearer, but then I'd make more— less money because I'll be less available.

But it would be nice if someone lived nearby. Oh, can I come over? Oh, do you want to go to the beach? That'd be nice.

I like spontaneous meetups, not having to plan it, not having so many things that that could get in the way.

Yeah, I mean, in an ideal world, she'd live nearby, wouldn't she?

But what are you going to do?

I still think Devon's better than Somerset, and mainly because it's just cheaper here. You get a bigger house for the same price as a smaller house over there.

Got better driving, you got more— I don't know, there's quite a lot of places of nature over over there too, but you got more like coastal stuff here.

It's a shame. It's like being stuck on a beautiful tropical island, but you're all alone and no one to enjoy it with.

Such a shame.

Such a shame that, like, I don't know,

even the idea of leaving just so you can meet girls.

Such a waste.

Like, people would willingly leave their beautiful home country so they can go to some shithole like Bangkok just because there's women there and it's cheap.

This bacon's so thin. The hell? It's the same bacon as last night, but it's so thin.

Maybe I got lucky last time I got thick slices.

This bacon's rubbish. It's like ham.

But I like the country style.

But then you gotta date an old person, or just, I don't know, struggle to meet someone younger.

So if they're going to be meeting someone younger, they might not want to live in the countryside because there's nothing to do. Like, all the stuff like events and activities and friends— because if they got friends, the friends might be broke and be living in like a shit car in town, basically.

I haven't had baked beans in ages. Yeah, sort of stuff women like, isn't it? Live music, shopping, events. Oh, that's too much.

I've never liked live music. It never sounds good. It always sounds rubbish.

And then you got all the crowds that stand in the middle of a massive crowd.

Hard to eat baked beans with chopsticks.

Yeah, I never seen live music.

I mean, who am I going to go and see

EDM live on set?

I'd only want to go hoping that I meet some like crazy horny raver girl.

Also mit Bang und Schröder.

Oh

man.

Red

beans, very nice.

Best lunch ever.

Testing.

I don't know why the bacon was so thin.

Maybe there's more slices. There's no way there's only 8 slices of bacon when it's that thin. Maybe I bought the wrong pack. I'm sure it's the same one. Unsmoked back bacon with the blue label.

And harabaya. Why not smoked? Uh, smoked one's a bit salty. I like the smoke flavor, but they make it really salty. For some reason.

Bacon's already salty, I don't know why smoking it makes it even saltier.

Wow, got a wormy— ugh, it's moving.

I know that scene in Lion King when they're in the jungle eating the bugs and the grubs. I imagine that they're like this and they all taste like fruit and candy,

not putrid cream.

Wine gums, that reminds me of my granddad, he used to have those.

It's got radish in it. What? Beeswax,

gelatine. Is that the pig stuff?

A bit hard.

Look, dinosaur.

How many hours of streaming did I miss? I came back at about 12.

I've only missed 2 hours because usually I start around 10.

I think I got Star Mix as well. The problem with Star Mix is they got too many of the ones I don't like. I don't like the egg, I don't like the marshmallow,

I just like the pure jelly. I don't really want the marshmallow or the egg.

Alors, ça

marche

pas. Dernier jour.

A bird.

These are mostly dinosaurs.

I wish they made them a bit softer.

One more.

I guess I'm not going out until Friday.

Got a 2-hour drive.

Update my spreadsheet.

£7, Chivalry.

Probably not going to play it again.

Yeah, I want to get Tarkov. It looks cool. When's it coming out?

15th of November. I want more. I can't stop eating these.

I don't like this one.

No, it's all waxy like a wine gum.

No, it was like a dinosaur. No, it was a tortoise.

Maybe if I stretch it out first.

Now look at it.

Damn, it stretches so much.

Bit off your head.

That's what you get.

Wow, 867 fanyuls tuning in from where?

I'll make apple crumble later.

My jaw hurts now. My jaw aches.

I got more viewers than Cube Summer.

I got more viewers than suspenders. I got more viewers than Joel. Get wrecked, losers.

We need to find a soulmate here, not only the police officer soulmate.

We're almost there. We have 10 minutes before rally starts. 10 minutes. What country are you from originally? From Russia, but I live in Portugal. So hope to get Portuguese passport.

Look at this Monstera, it is insane. This girl's quite cute. Cock sick.

Look at this girl, she's Russian.

Blonde hair.

What is this? Piscina natural do Porto Moniz.

Mid? You must be joking.

She's like a 9 out of 10.

Better looking than

all those YouTubers' girlfriends. Better looking than Charlotte, better looking than Aki Dearest, better looking than Sid Snap.

I wonder who Connor dates. Pushing Japanese MILF.

She's got a nice natural look, like she's not caked up in makeup.

Uh, I already went to Tesco. I spent £75,

bit over budget.

When am I going to collab with her? Collab with a

When I— my team will message her team,

Daniel sends his regards. More like Daniel sends his retards to bother her in that chat.

Probably just gonna make £80, $80 today since

I missed out. Well, 2 hours is like $15, $16.

So I'm probably gonna make 85 instead of 100 today.

I thought I was gonna make a video, but I just can't be bothered. I thought, why don't I just make a video like this? I hate doing my setup where I sit on the floor. Why don't I just make the video like this?

Then I don't have to change anything.

It's really hard making a video whilst you're live.

It's like too distracting with the chat.

One shot, one take, no fuck-ups. More like no fucks given. Upload as is.

Oh, I just like— I prepare my video like a presentation with bullet points.

Like I'm— like I'm a teacher doing a presentation and there's no editing or anything.

Hello, welcome back to a new video. So today I want to talk about— oh, I can't do it, it's so difficult.

I still have some sense of professionalism when it comes to making a video.

Like, there needs to be no dead air, and I need to be in front of the camera,

and lighting has to be good.

That makes people feel like, oh, this is a proper video, not just like a stream clip.

I'll just

read off ChatGPT.

I'm just missing out on potential tens of fifteens of dollars by not making videos.

What is meld?

Gas money? Yeah, well, it's $10, $15 on top of what I already make.

Don't like these ones, they got marshmallow and it's really hard.

I want to make a video

called Why Japan— what's— Why Japan Is Falling, something like that.

The Fall of Japan: What Went Wrong.

But I don't know what to say. What

if I asked Copilot,

why is Japan falling

Recently. Economic decline.

Uh, inflation.

Focus on cultural things.

Oh, I just don't care.

Chris Broad will come for you. Only if I got millions of views, otherwise he doesn't care. He doesn't care about me because I don't get any views,

so I can say what I want.

How can I— how can I like half-ass a video? Without it seeming too obvious that I'm half-assing the video.

Hello and welcome back to—

I can't do it. Making videos is so hard now.

I can't, it's too cringe. I don't know how I did it before.

I'm gonna open my video editor. I want to do this. I've got, I've got to overcome this because I'm missing out on money.

And I could do it during stream.

Remember I kept taking shots of whiskey to make those other videos on stream?

I can't.

Uh, I like getting cringe from thinking of doing it.

Hey guys, welcome back to another video.

So recently, and as someone who has been living in Japan for over 10 years, I just— I didn't want to make this video.

So recently there's been a lot of talk about the fall of Japan, and as someone who's been living in Japan for over several years, I had to make a video talking about this. I didn't want to have to talk about this. There's other things I'd much rather be doing, trust me, but I feel like it's gotten to

a point where I kind of have to speak out and use my voice and use my platform for the better of all of society.

Uh, um, good start though. That's a good intro.

So recently there's been a lot of talk about the fall of Japan. And as someone who's been living in Japan for over several years, I— is my mic on?

It is on. Why does it not sound very good? Yeah, because it's kind of far from my mouth.

I had to make a video talking about this. I didn't want to have to talk about this. There's other things I'd much rather be doing, trust me. But I feel like it's gotten to a point where I kind of have to speak out and use my voice and use my platform.

Use my platform

to, um,

to use my platform to what?

And use my platform

to give you guys the idea that I actually care about Like giving you guys an accurate picture of what's

actually— to give you guys a more accurate picture of what's actually happening out here in Japan. Not that I'm in Japan, I'm actually in Devon, but so what? Shut up.

I can be wherever I say I am. Who are you to say where I am?

I identify as someone living in Japan. Platform to give you guys a more— use my voice and use my platform to give you guys a more accurate picture of what's actually happening out here in Japan.

A pretty good intro. I've got 30 seconds already.

It really upsets me to see people getting more views than I do

by putting in less effort. I'm out there grinding on the streets. It takes me months to make a video.

Now, not mentioning— what can I say?

Wait, what am I doing? Am I like making up some story about why Japan is falling, or am I just gonna copy Chris and pretend I care about slop troopers? Slop Troopers, Slop Tubers.

Or should I just pretend I'm living in Japan and it is upsetting me greatly,

the misinformation?

So recently there's been a

A lot of talk. So recently there's been a lot of talk about the fall of Japan.

Pretty good.

Um, so what's my main talking point gonna be?

It has come to my attention that there are many people making these videos about Japan in a very negative light, talking about why it's going downhill, why things are not good, and it kind of upsets me that these people put in way less effort in producing the videos and editing the videos And they get millions more views

than I do, making thousands of dollars. And I'm like, why do I even bother putting effort into my high-quality video production schedule when I could just be making slop videos and slop content like these other YouTubers? Now, I'm not gonna name any names because I think that's kind of petty.

That's pretty good.

I like the vape just blowing out my mouth. In Japan, it has come to my attention that there are many people making these videos about Japan in a very negative light, talking about why— like these other YouTubers. Now I'm not going to name any names because I think that's kind of

Netty. What if I, I roleplay as if I'm Chris Broad, kind of poking fun at him?

Um.

Some of these so-called YouTubers have been seen going around places where there's a lot of homeless people, like the slums of Japan, and walking around with a camera or GoPro and just filming what life is like in the slums. Now obviously in a slum life's not going to look great and it's going to be full of homeless

people. That's why it's a slum. It's not a very pleasant place, but they're painting this picture that all of Japan is like this, and Japan is not like that. That does not represent what Japan is actually like. And I think it's, um, very blue— blue—

what's the word I'm looking for? Predatory. Taking advantage of these poor homes. Some of these so-called YouTubers have been seen going around places where there's not very— and Japan is not like that. That does not represent what Japan is actually like.

I was just saying Japanese people are so friendly, and then I put in the clip of the Japanese kids screaming at me. They're so courteous, and then I put in the clip of the old guy telling me to dock it.

These, these so-called YouTubers are basically taking advantage and making fucking sandwiches. Retake.

These so-called YouTubers are taking advantage of society's most vulnerable people.

These so-called YouTubers are basically taking advantage of these very vulnerable people like homeless people and people at the slums and basically just taking money out. Fucking hell.

These, these so-called YouTubers are basically just Fucking— these YouTubers are basically just taking advantage of society's most vulnerable people, the homeless of Japan, and making it seem like that's what all of Japan's like whilst they're just there to make a quick buck making a cheap, sleazy, easy-to-make video that's easily regurgitated onto social media platforms. And as someone

who takes pride in his work of documenting life in Japan, I find this very offensive and

Actually, how dare they?

Actually, like, these YouTubers are basically just taking advantage of documenting life in Japan. I find this very offensive, actually.

How dare they make thousands of dollars doing something in a very lazy way? How dare they fuck your mum? Um, how dare they what?

How dare they?

How dare they?

Um,

how dare they try and make money on YouTube by—

how dare they try and make money on YouTube by exploiting the weak and the vulnerable? How dare they make thousands of dollars by doing the bare minimal effort on this platform, and how dare the viewers for being fucking morons for watching it. Cut.

Actually, how dare they try and make money on YouTube by exploiting the weak and the vulnerable. How dare they make thousands of dollars by doing the bare minimal effort on this platform?

Not only are they making famous YouTubers like me look bad, they're also making the country of Japan look bad as well. And someone who's not actually Japanese as myself I have taken it upon myself to defend this honorable country, even though they don't even care about me, and they probably don't really care.

They don't care.

Not only are they making famous YouTubers— not only are they making famous YouTubers like

I'm at 2 minutes 30. Platform. Not only are they making famous YouTubers like me look bad, they're also making the country of Japan look bad as well. And someone who's not actually Japanese as myself, I have taken it upon myself to defend this pan— look bad as well. Cut that out.

Look bad as well. I have taken it upon myself to defend this honorable country. Even though they don't even care about me and they— no, horrible country.

Um, I don't know where this is going. Hmm.

How dare they?

I

don't know what else to say.

I find this very offensive, actually. How dare they try and make money on YouTube by exploiting the weak and the vulnerable? How dare they make thou— it upon myself to defend this honorable country.

Actually, I don't know about my life. What's my point?

Say I'm fed up with— I'm sick and tired.

I've kind of already said that.

As someone who is not even 1% Japanese,

I have decided that I shall speak on behalf of the Japanese people in saying that actually Japan has not fallen.

As someone who is not even 1% Japanese, I have taken it upon myself to speak for the Japanese people on their behalf in saying that the country has not actually fallen and everything's fine. Actually, it's pretty nice. I keep saying actually too much. Actually.

Country. As someone who is not even 1% Japanese, I have taken it upon myself to speak for the Japanese people on their behalf on issues that don't even— don't even have anything to do with me.

On issues, on issues that don't concern me at all.

Taking it upon myself to speak for the Japanese people on their behalf.

On their behalf.

So what have I got so far? So recently there's been a lot of talk about the fall of Japan, and as someone who's been living in Japan for over several years, I had to make a video talking about this. I didn't want to have to talk about this. There's other things I'd much rather be doing, trust me,

but I feel like it's gotten to a point where I kind of have to speak out and use my voice and use my platform To give you guys a more accurate picture of what's actually happening out here in Japan. It has come to my attention that there are many people, many people in a very negative light talking

about why it's going downhill, why things are not good. And it kind of upsets me that these people put in way less effort in producing the videos and editing the videos and they get millions more views than I do, making thousands of dollars. And I'm like, why do I even bother putting effort into my high-quality video production

schedule when I could just be making slop videos and slop content like these other YouTubers? Now, I'm not going to name any names because I think that's kind of petty. Some of these so-called YouTubers have been seen going around places where there's a lot of homeless people like the slums of Japan and walking around with a camera

or GoPro and just filming what life is like in the slums. Now obviously in a slum life's not going to look great and it's going to be full of homeless people. That's why it's a slum. It's not a very pleasant place, but they're painting this picture that all of Japan is like this, and Japan is not like

that. I've taken it upon myself to defend this honorable country. As someone who is not even 1% Japanese, I have taken it upon myself to speak for the Japanese people on their

behalf?

Um, what do I want to say?

Splicing edits of their faces. Yeah, Chris's face pops up for one second. It's like random screenshots of Chris's face when he's pulling the weirdest looking faces ever. Like, like, he makes a lot of weird faces, doesn't he?

Oh God, I need 6 more minutes of this drivel.

The problem with trying to do like a funny video is it's really hard to make it longer than 2 or 3 minutes before the shtick gets old.

That's why I had Cooking with Daniel, because I could only do like 4 minutes of the trolling before I just didn't know what else to say.

Look bad. They're also making the country of Japan look bad as well. I have taken it upon myself to defend this honorable country. As someone who is not even 1% Japanese, I have taken it upon myself to speak for the Japanese. People on their behalf, in saying that

enough is enough,

in saying that Japan has not fallen.

It's actually much worse.

Japan has not fallen. It has not gotten worse over the years. It's actually always been kind of shit anyway.

Oh, maybe that's a good direction to take it in, in saying that Japan has not fallen.

It has not declined as a country. Actually, it's always been kind of shit in the first place. In saying that Japan has not fallen, it has not declined, it has not gotten worse, it's actually just always been kind of shit. Like, it

Behalf. In saying that Japan has not fallen, it has not— upon myself to speak for the Japanese people on their behalf. In saying that Japan has not fallen, it has not declined, it has not gotten worse.

It's actually always been kind of shit here.

It's actually, it's actually,

it's not gone worse. It's actually, because that would imply that it was ever, I don't know what I'm trying to say. It has not gone worse. It's not declined.

It's actually always It's actually always been shit, kind of shit.

It's actually always been kind of shit.

Japanese people on their behalf in saying that Japan has not fallen, it has not declined, it has not gotten worse.

Uh, but it's actually, it's actually

Just as shit as it's always been.

It's actually just as shit as it's always been.

It's actually just as shit as it's always been. Saying that it has fallen would imply that it was at some point good here, which it wasn't really. That's just like this rose-tinted goggles. Oh God, I'm getting bored of this. I don't know how Chris does this. It's so fucking boring.

Battlefield 6 for the last 5 minutes. Battlefield 6 footage. Worse, it's actually just as shit as it's always been. Saying that it has fallen would imply that it was at some point good here, which it wasn't really good here.

Things have always been kind of shit.

Uh, things have always been kind of shit.

Things have actually always been kind of shit in Japan. Old men have always been rude. They've always spat on the floor. Teenagers have always been punk, stupid, annoying idiots who think they're tough.

Punk ass bitch.

Good here. Things have actually always been kind of shit in Japan. Old men have always been rude. They've always spat. Japan has not fallen. It has not declined. It has not gotten worse. It's actually just as shit as it's always been. Saying that it has fallen would imply that it was at some point good here. Things have

actually always been kind of shit in Japan. Old men have always been rude, they've always spat on the floor. Teenagers have always been punk, stupid, annoying idiots who think they're tough. On the floor. Old men have always been rude, they've always spat on the floor.

Oh God, I don't know what to say. Actually, when I think about it, actually, when I think about it,

hmm,

it's really hard to like collect your thoughts.

And like tell a story. I used to be good at it.

Streaming's made me lazy.

It kind of annoys me how everyone on the internet, because they keep watching all these videos about how great Japan is, they always think Japanese people are so humble and so polite and so considerate. And they're not really. I've been to a lot of countries and I've lived in a lot of countries across Asia, and being in

Japan, I've encountered the highest number of rude and hostile people out on the streets compared to any other country. The only time Japanese people are really polite and friendly and nice is when you're a customer, because customer service in Japan is really good. So the only time you experience the politeness and greatness of the Japanese people is

when you're being served as a customer by a member of staff. When you're just encountering a random person on the street, for example an old man or delinquent kids— I've encountered the rudest people in my entire life in Japan.

So wait, I'm saying Japan hasn't fallen, but But now I'm saying it's always been shit. Well, this video makes no sense. It kind of annoys me how everyone on the internet, because they keep watching all these videos about how great Japan is, they always think Japanese people are so— I've encountered the rudest people in my entire life

in Japan.

Yeah, I guess it's not meant to make sense. Who cares? Whatever.

Last year, last year I was doing a lot of streaming outside on the streets of Japan, and I encountered several old men who were extremely rude. They get in your face, they tell you to move, they tell you to shut up. And one of these days, these streamers, I think they need to stand up for themselves and

switch the camera off and tell them to shut up. And shove them out of the way. Because these old men, they're just getting out of hand in Japan. They think they rule the country, they think they're tough shit, when really they're nothing. And I think one day they're gonna get fucked.

Last year I was doing a lot of streaming outside on the streets of way, because these old men, they're just getting out of hand in Japan.

Johnny did nothing wrong.

And it's not just the old men, it's the young guys as well. The juveniles, the delinquents, The school kids, they're a bunch of animals. I had this one experience where I was minding my own business, walking home, streaming on this dark road, and then this gang of bikers cycling on bikes, probably teenage boys, they were— I could

hear them approach me from behind. And as one of them passed me, he screamed into my ear very loudly and it actually kind of hurt my ear and then quickly rode off.

And it's not just the,

the old men, it's the young guys as well. The juveniles are here and then quickly rode off.

And then this other time I was just walking around streaming, I was panning the camera around and I saw a bunch of kids and they looked kind of weird. So I made the grave mistake of accidentally pointing the camera at them for like 2 seconds. They noticed and then they came after me. I started walking off and

they started trailing me and they yelled at me to stop. And then they surrounded me with fists curled and looked like they're about to start a fight with me and tried to beat me up until I quickly defused the situation by saying, oh, I'm a YouTuber. They demanded I told them my YouTube channel to prove that I

was a YouTuber. And once I proved that I was a YouTuber, they saw the channel, they were like, oh cool, did the peace sign, and then he gave me like a shoulder bump and then he walked off. But if I wasn't streaming, if I was just walking around filming and I didn't have the YouTube channel to back

me up, they might have actually taken out violence upon my body.

And I would have had to lay down some serious whoop-ass.

And then this other time I was just walking around streaming, I was panning the— yeah, they might have actually taken upon my body, my body. And I might have, and I might have had to

Um, get my hands dirty and whirlwind kick them all in the face. And I might have actually had to roll my sleeves up and get my hands dirty and whirlwind kick them all in the face. I was that close to dishing out a can of whoop-ass on all of them, but thankfully with my genius de-escalation skills, no

one got hurt. Now that's pretty good.

Wait, where's the clip?

Wait, where's the clip? It didn't save. I've got to say it again now. Fucking hell.

Okay, what did I say?

Fucking record button.

And I came this close to having to roll up my sleeves and get my hands dirty. I was about to do— it was better the first time I did it.

And I nearly had to roll up my sleeves and get my hands dirty as I was about to whirlwind kick them all in the face. I was this close to opening a can of whoop-ass on all of them, but thankfully, thanks to my de-escalation skills, no one got hurt.

Why didn't it save the first time?

Taken out violence upon my body, and I nearly had to.

Actually taken out violence upon my body, and I nearly had to—

This is the shittest video I've ever made. Upon my body, and I nearly had to roll up my sleeves and get my hands dirty. As I was a fucking skilled, no one got hurt.

Oh God, 5 minutes, 3, 2 minutes 30 seconds of footage left to make.

And you guys thought making videos is easy.

This is basically what I used to do in Japan when I wasn't streaming whilst playing. That's why I always had Rainbow Six in the background, because I'd shoot a bit, play a bit of Rainbow, shoot the rest.

I'm getting cold.

My point is that mass immigration is not ruining Japan. Japanese people are ruining Japan.

Now, a lot of people like to say,

and, um,

it has— a lot of people like to criticize Japan saying that immigration

Imagine an actual Japanese person watching this thinking it's serious. Now, a lot of people like to criticize— now, many people like to say that too much immigration is going to be bad for Japan, but I actually think that Japan wouldn't or isn't getting worse because of too much immigration and too many foreigners. I think Japan's bad because

of Japanese people. I've actually never had a negative experience with foreigners in Japan, and I've actually had my favorite and most fun experiences with foreigners in Japan. I think Japan would be better if it had more foreigners, to be honest.

That's 30 seconds.

Now, many people like to say that too much immigration is going to be bad for Japan, but I have experiences with foreigners in Japan. Oh God, I need 2 more minutes. I could have more foreigners, to be honest.

I need to have some weird unhinged rant. To finish the video with.

Chris Broad is a stupid, smelly imbecile.

Um, what else should I say?

Now what I'm worried about is that— and in conclusion, the thing I'm mainly worried about is with the rise and increase of these slop tubers in Japan walking about trying to film the worst parts of Japan to make a clickbaity video called The Fall of Japan or whatever. The main problem with this is the Japanese people are

going to start getting more and more hostile towards us YouTubers. And as someone who also has to go around the streets of Japan filming, I don't want to have to be on the negative back— fuck.

I can only do 30 seconds before I, I run out of steam. I can only talk in intervals of 30 seconds and I gotta end it.

Why is it not playing?

What? Where's my video editor? Imagine my video editor crashes and I have to do it all over again.

The thing is like bugged. I'm pressing the play button, it's not playing.

What? It's not playing? Oh, fuck it. Stupid fucking Filmora. Now I don't know what I've said. I'm pressing play and nothing's happening.

Stupid glitchy fucking software. Close it, open it again.

Well, it's not playing. I closed it. I pressed the play button, doesn't play.

Now I don't know what I've said.

Oh my God,

maybe

I didn't call it. I did. I pressed the X button and I pressed this X button.

Yeah, close the whole thing and open it again.

Now if I use my AI background remover and then I put myself onto the streets of Japan, it looks like I'm there.

Oh God, I want to play Battlefield 6.

YouTuber, they demanded I told them my YouTube channel with foreigners in Japan. I think Japan would be better if it had been about trying to film the worst parts of Japan to make a clickbaity video called The Fall of Japan or whatever. Filming. I don't want to have to be the one who has to go around the

streets of Japan filming

the fall of Japan or whatever. The main thing I'm mainly worried about is with the rise and increase of these slop tubers in Japan walking about trying to film the worst parts of Japan to make a clickbaity video called The main problem with this is the Japanese people are going to start getting more clickbaity videos called the

fall of Japan or whatever.

I forgot what my point was. I think Japan would be better if it had more foreigners, to be honest. And in conclusion, the thing I'm mainly worried about is with the rise and increase of these slop tubers in Japan walking about trying to film the worst parts of Japan to make a clickbaity video called The Fall of

Japan or whatever.

This will unfortunately also negatively impact me because I—

this will also unfortunately negatively impact me because I'm also a YouTuber and I need to go around getting footage. And if Japanese people hate YouTubers because there's more and more of these nuisance YouTubers going around, then it's gonna make my life harder. It's gonna make me look bad, and then I'm gonna have to go onto national television

and explain why these YouTubers like Logan Paul are doing bad things. And I'm gonna have to be like, well, not all of us YouTubers are like that. That was just him. Not all of us are scumbags. We actually make good content for the most part. So I don't want to have my life negatively affected Because then it

makes me look not as good as I would.

This will unfortunately also negatively

impact me because I'm all at— Should I leave that in?

Booking about trying to film the worst parts of Japan to make a clickbaity video called The Fall of Japan or whatever. This will also unfortunately neg—

All of Japan or whatever. This will also unfortunately negatively impact me because I'm also a YouTuber and I need to go around getting footage. And if Japanese people hate YouTubers because there's more and more of these nuisance YouTubers going around, then it's gonna make my life harder. It's gonna make me look bad, and then I'm gonna have

to go onto national television and explain why these YouTubers like Logan Paul are doing bad things. And I'm gonna have to be like, well, not all of us YouTubers are like that. That was just him.

Not all of us. That was just him.

I also want to say that it's kind of the viewer's fault as well. And I also wanted to say that it's kind of also the viewer's fault as well. It's the sloptuber's fault for making the stuff, but it's also kind of the viewer's fault for consuming the stuff. For example, McDonald's. They don't make the best burgers in

the world. Is it their fault that they make the stuff that they make, or is it the people who eat the McDonald's who make it the fucking blah blah blah?

And I also wanted to say that it's kind of also the viewer's fault as well. It's the slop tuber's fault for making the stuff, but it's also kind of the viewer's fault for consuming the stuff.

Maybe if the viewers had a bit more higher Maybe if the viewers had slightly higher standards when it comes to the type of content they consume, they would be watching my stuff instead of this slop stuff, and then I would be getting more views instead of losing views to these other creators, and then that would mean I

would become richer, which at the end of the day, that is mainly the mostly most important thing.

Oh God.

Do you think anyone's going to take this video seriously?

Maybe if the viewers had a bit more higher— a bit more higher—

imagine if anyone actually takes this seriously

for consuming the stuff. Maybe if the viewers had slightly higher standards when it comes to the type of content they consume, they'd be watching my stuff instead of this up stuff, and then I would be getting more views instead of losing views to these other creators. And then that would mean I would become richer, which at the

end of the day, that is mainly the mostly most important thing.

Now I'm very busy and I have a meeting with King Charles and Emperor of Japan discussing very important matters.

Okay, so this video is going too, too long. I have very important matters— meeting King Charles.

Okay, so I'm going to have to wrap up the video here because I'm very busy today. I have a very important meeting with King Charles and the Emperor of Japan. We're going to be discussing how the—

how YouTubers can positively increase the economic

drive. What are we discussing?

Most important thing. Okay, so I'm going to have to wrap up the video here because I'm very busy today. I have a very important meeting with King Charles and the Emperor of Japan. We're going to be discussing

Um, how YouTubers can play an important part in the economic recovery of the country. We're going to be discussing very— what did I say? King Charles and the Emperor of Japan. We're going to be discussing some very important, some very important matters regarding how YouTubers can positively affect Japan and

Oh God,

I keep forgetting what I said. Japan, we're going to be discussing some very important matters about how, how YouTubers

are going to play an important role when it comes to The revitalization.

This doesn't sound— we're going to be discussing, we're going to be discussing some very important matters regarding how YouTubers are going to be playing a very important role in the future to revitalize the Japanese economy.

Oh God, you know, I don't know how actors do it.

Remembering all their lines. I can't even remember 20 seconds of dialogue. How the fuck do they remember all these lines?

Discussing how YouTubers are going to be playing a very important role in the future to revitalize the Japanese economy.

Oh, I need 30 seconds more.

It's been really difficult recently

trying to uphold the credibility and integrity of YouTubers across the country of Japan.

It's just been extremely challenging recently with people like Logan Paul and Johnny Somali making us YouTubers look bad. It's really ruining the image that YouTubers have and—

How about that?

I need 30 seconds.

How hard can it be to make a video just talking? Well, if you don't give a shit about what you're saying, it's extremely hard to find 8 minutes of dialogue.

This is why I've struggled to be a YouTuber, because I just— there's nothing I want to talk about passionately, genuinely. Like, I don't give a fuck about anything. I don't have a strong opinion about anything. I can't ramble on nonstop for 20 minutes about something I really care about because I don't care. The only thing I care

about is about not caring about anything.

I

need fucking 30 seconds. Oh God. Oh fuck.

I need 30 seconds more to end the video.

Um, oh God, I can't believe I used to do this every day in Japan.

Mind's gone blank.

Fuck it, I'm just gonna put black screen at the end for 30 seconds. I don't give a fuck.

I'm just gonna copy and paste the last clip.

I'm going to copy paste the last clip like 5 times.

3, 4— no, that's too much. Revitalize the Japanese economy.

Um.

I'm just gonna— fucking hell, where's the clicker gone? Oh, I'm just gonna put in the last clip and then I'm gonna do slow-mo. I'm gonna put the speed

down to slow

to stretch it out to 8 minutes. That's how the rich Stay rich.

God, I hate YouTube.

Discussing how YouTubers are going to be playing a very important role in the future to revitalize the Japanese economy.

Oh no, that's that cherry on top. Shall I put some stock music? Where's a book bag? I'll put some stock music. So recently there's been a lot— where's the music?

Oh God, I hate my job.

Audio library.

Why is there no sound?

Roll credits.

No, I like the, um, what's it called? Soul and Mind.

I like that track.

Jazz.

It's hard to just find some normal music

that's not too loud. So recently there's been a lot of talk about the fall of Japan, and as someone who's been living in Japan for over several years, I had to make a video talking about this. Need random zoomings into my face as well, like all the YouTubers do.

Crop and zoom.

So recently there's been a lot of talk about the Fall of Japan, and as someone who's been living in Japan for over several years, in Japan for over several years, the fall of Japan,

and as someone who's been so recently there's been a lot of talk about the fall of Japan, and as someone who's been living in Japan for over several years, I had to make a video talking. About this. I didn't want to have to talk about this. There's other things I'd much rather be doing, trust me. But I

feel like it's gotten to a point where I kind of have to speak out and use my voice and use my platform to give you guys a more accurate picture of what's actually happening out here in Japan. It has come to my attention—

random zoomings on my face— happening out here in Japan. It has come to my attention that there are many

The vape coming out my mouth.

The weather is very windy.

These videos about Japan in a very negative light, talking about why it's going downhill. Okay, export. I'm done.

Title. Fall of Japan

featuring Chris Broadside.

Pretty good video. Ah, that's $10 easy.

I've got to make up for the last 2 hours of streaming.

Now I need an image.

Dirty Japanese girl. No, dirty Japanese street.

Get a picture.

Disgusting garbage.

Hmm,

how about this one?

Dirty Japanese city neon. No, not neon.

Maybe Copilot can generate it. Generate me image of dirty littered Tokyo street.

It says you've reached image generation limit. Okay, sign in.

Why is this house so noisy when it's windy? Generate dirty littered street image of Tokyo

with man folding his arms looking sad.

Why Japan

is falling.

I had a good title. What was it called? The Fall of Japan.

What happened? What really happened?

Some say Japan has fallen

and things are at breaking point. My thoughts.

You know where it's coming from. It's the conservatory door.

If I slightly open it, it stops.

Many say the fall of Japan has been falling for decades.

No, if I shut the conservatory door completely, it whines. But if I leave a tiny little gap, it stops whining.

God, I wanna play Battlefield.

And then I put in the tags:

life in Japan, abroad in Japan,

Chris Broad,

Oriental Pearl, Japan, Japanese girls. Move to Japan and learning Japanese.

My thoughts after living in Japan for many years.

Where's my image?

I mean, it's good, but it's not the right aspect ratio. Make it 16:9 aspect.

Da da da da da.

Damn,

that's pretty good.

This AI stuff's pretty good.

Um,

2 million views coming.

What was Chris's title? Maybe I'll just copy his title.

What is happening to Japan?

My one was the fall of Japan. What,

what is really happening?

What is happening to Japan? What is really happening to Japan?

My take. So recently there's been a lot of talk about the fall of Japan, and as someone who's been living in Japan for over— pretty good.

Canva uploads,

downloads.

Japan has fallen.

J-Pan. Now I need a picture of myself.

AI background remover.

See, this is why I need Canva Pro. This background remover thing's so good.

And then I do, um, a magic eraser, get rid of that mic.

Shadows.

Contrast.

Nice.

Download current page. Done. Download video. Upload thumbnail.

Oh God, making a video is tough work.

Thumbnail looks good.

Chris actually went all the way to the street just to take the thumbnail.

That's dedication.

Why does the checking thing take so long?

Would I go back to delivery work?

No. It's easiest to get a real job. Beelivery doesn't pop up often enough to make it reliable. They said, this month we sent you 25 job offers. If you had taken them all, you would have made £600.

That's rubbish.

How am I supposed to live off £600?

Maybe if there's somewhere to do Uber Eats, I could.

I'd rather just get a normal job. Drive up and down.

Oh, I really hate making videos, but once it's done and you've got the title and the thumbnail, feels nice to get it done.

Battlefield 6.

Well, not really, because I'm capped at $8 an hour. I don't know how you get the cap to go up, like what requirements do you fulfill. Maybe if I can like get 50 people back watching regularly. Might have to be for a month though, and they might bump me back up again.

Battlefield 6.

Yeah, I put the heating on.

It's colder in the house than it is outside.

Come on, checking. 58% checking. It's checking for @friendlyviolations, maybe. I don't know, I didn't say anything wrong, did I? Uh.

63%.

Da da da da da da.

My work is done. Now we play.

Ah, fuck it, I'm just gonna upload it. I don't care. I'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with it.

So recently there's been a lot of talk about the— so recently there's been a lot of talk about the fall of Japan, and as someone who's been living in Japan for over several years, I had to make a video talking about this. I didn't want to have to talk about this. There's other things I'd much rather be

doing, trust me, but I feel like it's gotten to a point where I kind of have to speak out and use my voice and use my platform to these so-called you. I've encountered the rudest people in my entire life in Japan. Too many foreigners. I think Japan's bad because of Japanese people. I've actually never had a negative

experience with foreigners in Japan, and I've actually had my favorite and most fun experiences with foreigners in Japan.

Instead of losing views to the olden future.

2, 3, 5, 4. On bikes, probably teenage. I was minding my own business.

My best video ever.

Set to public. We are live. I copied Chris's title. What is really happening to Japan, guys?

Guys? Oh, I should have put a question mark on the end.

Oh yeah, Nobita made one too.

Who won the Oriental Pearl versus Abroad in Japan beef?

She's absolute slop. YouTuber's dumb meltdown.

Chris explains why he had to make a video addressing the Oriental Pearl.

Insurance feels better. As someone who's lucky to have seen it, it feels weird to write off an entire country based on 67 streets, right? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it's a radical perspective to have, but that's one of the reasons I, amongst others, that I, uh, reacted the way I did. You told your truth. It feels like

a disservice to contrast a few streets with a massive country, 47 Pictures, rich culture, 125 million people. I cannot believe some people felt that wasn't— that didn't make sense. We'll talk about it. Yeah, we talk about lunch. I don't want to go on about it too much because, yeah, it's not about that today. Do I plan to

try other games? Uh, I played some Chivalry 2 yesterday. It's quite good. Yeah, I'm having immense fun today. Worst thing that I'd ever seen in my life. So much hate and negativity and conjecture. And God, and I hated looking at my phone that day, and I'm trying not to make the same mistake today.

Um, you know, oh, social media is the abyss. That's a, that's a good way of phrasing it. You can— social media can be force for good, but it can be a terrible place, you know, in general. I mean, the internet's the same. And if I do one thing next year, it is spend more time outside in the

world meeting people, doing things, and not letting myself get consumed with the internet and the worst— the sort of unpleasant aspects of it. No. Oh, just remember, always check the things you see online. I think you did

a great job. Interestingly,

When I, uh,

when I told my friends I intended to make a video, they were all very worried because they thought it's going to be Chris's normal sarcastic, silly, funny demeanor. But there was nothing about this that made me laugh. And, uh, when they— every single one of my friends and close associates, when I showed them the video, including myself,

did so well in the cycling. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, when I, when I showed everyone the video, they very much went, oh yeah, this is actually an important video. I— well, because I present— I don't think people didn't really appreciate the, the sort of— well, you didn't focus on drama, you focused on— not just that though,

people thought this was about one video. Yeah, I thought it was about one video when it was about 8 videos and a much bigger issue. And I think the video hopefully explained things in a way that made it clear why I reacted the way I— hmm.

Can I get some views too, please? I like money too.

Do you like my AI-generated, AI-generated background? It looks really good.

Copyright-free as well. Free to make, no copyright.

2,000 views, let's go!

Oh,

it's just Chris whining because he started drama.

It's like he thinks his video is actually gonna make a difference, to change the landscape. Nothing will change. If there's money up for grabs, people will do whatever it takes to grab that money.

Okay, about food.

Tajiki Stan, where everyone tuning?

I want first kill.

Ah, so nice.

Battlefield 6

grenade launcher.

Where they at?

Oh yo, die! Oh, he dead. I'm dead.

Whoa, I blew his house up! Yeah, I blew the house up.

He dead.

I dead.

Wait, who's doing that? What? Where'd he come from?

Whoa, I knew he was under there, the little bastard.

Dead. He dead.

What? He got me again.

You're dead.

What?

Why can't I hit them? Come on, stop reloading. It doesn't stop reloading when you click.

Hit it! I'm number 4.

Oh, I got him! I can't believe that.

Where they going?

Oh, I got him.

Ah, I'm number four.

What? He dead.

Can't see anything.

He dead.

I'm number 3.

I'm dead.

I killed him.

I'm dead.

Ah,

I miss every shot.

Get

it.

Dead.

I'm not dead. He dead.

I dead.

Oh.

Yo, she

asked me a really difficult question.

Characters I find attractive,

I

don't know.

I'm number 4.

I don't know, what's an attractive character?

Like Selma from Scooby-Doo.

Attractive character. Marge Simpson, so sexy. Marge is actually kind of hot when she has her hair down.

I don't really, really, um, sexualize any

characters that are not— I don't jerk off to some character from a show.

Just random women in porn.

I'm dead.

Although it's carpet shop. They got many rugs. Oh,

Tajiki stand known for rugs.

He not dead.

I did.

He not dead.

Oh, my leg's getting in the way.

Imagine making videos about Japan when you don't even live in Japan. Now that's funny. I can be a Japan content creator in Devon.

Why not? Who says I have to be in Japan?

Stop making cupcakes. I just got bored of it.

Why else?

Yeah, I renamed my channel to Oriental Diamond.

Wow, double kill!

Yeah, I'm making an oat crumble today, but I didn't buy apples. I bought frozen berries with banana. It's actually for smoothies. I got frozen berry smoothie mix because I can't be bothered peeling the apple.

Called it a fruit crumble.

He dead. You dead, bitch.

Make the crumble maybe a couple of hours.

Hit that. Yeah, you dead bitch.

Wow, 700 viewers tuning in from where you tuning in from, where you tuning in from, where Everyone's tuning in from—

everyone's tuning in from where? Everyone's tuning in from— everyone's tuning in from— he dead.

I

did. I'm number six.

Number four.

He did.

Ayo,

what,

what?

We're winning,

guys! We're winning! He dead!

He dead. He dead. He dead. He dead. Oh my god, 4 kills. Did you see that? I didn't even ammo. Get out my way, you stupid idiot. Fucking idiot. Did you see that? 4 kills.

In a row.

I did.

We're winning!

I'm number 5! I'm number 5!

Oh yeah, everyone doing an invuln.

I'm dead.

That was style. Did you see me jump off the car?

We went easy.

New video doing well.

Hmm,

what's your favorite costume for like sexy girl? Nurse, French maid, police lady, Santa Christmas girl.

Hmm.

Not nurse.

Not French maid.

Catwoman?

Nah.

That's a tricky one.

I don't know, I'm not really that— I'm not really that into stuff like roleplay, dressing up. I just— I want the woman naked.

What she wears doesn't really do much for me. I mean, I want her to wear nothing.

Yeah, just like skirt and stockings, kind of normal. I don't really have like a theme in mind.

Am I boring?

I think I like the way Pia dressed more than Chihiro.

He dead.

I dead.

Fictional characters you find hot.

He dead.

I dead.

I'm number 3.

I

hate that people hiding under the truck, so annoying.

He dead. He dead.

Ah, he dead.

What?

He dead.

This thing shakes so much when it reloads, I can't aim.

What?

What? Why doesn't anything hit?

I can't hit anything.

I can't hit any shots.

Uh, I did.

He dead.

I dead.

I dead.

He dead.

I am. I'm dead.

Oh, 7 hours to go.

No.

Wow, nearly dead.

I can't think of any fictional girl that I find attractive.

I don't know, the girl from Stellar Blade, it's pretty hot.

Say that.

If you could bang any fictional character,

who?

I don't know, I don't watch that much fiction, to be honest.

Wow,

I heat up the Haribo on the laptop and make it softer.

You're dead.

How's my new video doing?

Wow, number 3 out of 10.

We're ripping.

I just made all these fake clickbait videos whilst live. I should do it every day. I've been missing out on $10 a day not doing it.

If I just get over this— oh, it's embarrassing.

Oh, but showing your butthole on OnlyFans is not embarrassing. It makes no sense.

Yeah,

well, it actually softens it up if I put it on the laptop. Genius. Look, I put on the laptop, it softens up the Haribo.

What does that say? Who reads Russian? Whoa, my God, I'm trying to read the board.

Next video I'll do something like, why my life spiraling out of control?

Boo-hoo.

Oh, hello Degenerator! Where are you tuning from tonight?

Oh, getting

a bit bored.

He dead, he dead.

Did I— oh, I got triple kill number 6, and we win easy.

Everyone tuning in from

Warm harabaya. Mm, soft and tender.

What if a girl asked you what fictional character you find attractive and then you describe a character that looks nothing like the girl?

That'd be funny.

I remember people used to ask me that question, actually. In the chat, they say like, what's your dream girl? And I go, big boobs, big bum. And then they go, so nothing like Chihiro? No, just describe a woman who looked nothing like my wife,

kind of like indirectly insulting her.

I mean, who doesn't like a big bum? Not my fault my wife don't have no bum. You know, well, it

was so difficult back then not to say anything that gets me in trouble.

What am I chewing? Haribo.

It's making me thirsty.

You're dead. I blow myself up every kill I get. I blow myself up with it.

This is so stupid. It'd be like, imagine if you just equipped all the soldiers in an army with a grenade launcher instead of a rifle and they're all jumping up and down. It's just like World War II accurate depiction.

Look, you get the harrow bile and then you put it on the laptop. Up. Wait 1 minute, it'll be soft and tender.

I'm dead.

Are you dead? I mean, I'm dead.

I'm dead. Oh God, I'm really not in it today.

Whoa, at least in Chivalry you get a chance to fight back

unless you just die straight away without even knowing where it came from. At least on Chivalry you can see them coming at you and they can't just one-shot you.

Hmm.

Oh shit, it's melting on the laptop. Not good. Anything will heat up that quickly.

Melted Haribo on my laptop now.

Oh, what? Oh.

He

dead.

Well, no, degenerator, come back, please don't leave me.

He dead.

We're getting destroyed.

What? Oh,

my jaw hurts.

I'm thirsty.

He dead. I dead.