Bike ride in Japan and Osaka river [XXKhaFm3B1M]

Test tape.

Test tape.

I'm streaming.

I came here to pick up a bicycle.

It seems like it's in a graveyard.

Why do they put bicycles here?

Weird.

Why are we whispering?

I'm building up confidence.

I need to build up confidence.

Where are they?

Oh, they're over there.

I just went to pick up a package from

Amazon.

It's pretty cool how you can get it

delivered to a locker and then you just go

to the locker and then it unlocks when you

get near to it.

Because your phone connects to it somehow.

I couldn't stream going to the locker

because it was in a

hot danger zone.

And now I want to get a bicycle to the

river, but I think it's going to rain.

I forgot to bring my umbrella, which is

kind of annoying.

They said it won't rain until 3 PM.

I wonder if I could ride the bicycle

whilst holding my selfie stick.

The problem is I need to use the front

brake, but the front brake is on the right

handle, but I need to use my right hand

for my phone, and the left brake is for

the back brake, which isn't very reliable.

I don't like the back brake.

It doesn't stop you very quickly and it

makes you skid.

They should put the front brake on the

left handle.

I guess I could have just gone the Amazon

delivered to the guest house, but then

don't they just ditch the packet— the

package outside of the front door?

Because no one's going to let the postman

in.

I don't think there's a manager present.

Why can't they put a phone mount on the

bicycle?

Built into the bicycle.

There's a tennis ball— was it a cricket

ball?

Cricket ball in that one.

Maybe just sit in the park.

It's a pretty nice park.

I thought we'd go into Osaka since it's

now safe.

Might get stolen.

Well, they should build it into the bike

so you can't take it off unless you snap

it off.

It should be like part of the handlebar.

Why did someone park that green bike here?

There's no one here,

I think.

So last night was kind of annoying

because,

well, I went out to get dinner at the

supermarket and I bought a bento, and then

I came back to the guest house to heat it

up.

And then for the first time ever, someone

actually talked to me in the living room.

This Malaysian woman— I don't know if I

want to say girl or woman.

She would look young, but then her voice

sounded a bit older.

And I had like a 2-minute conversation

with her, and then it just kind of ended.

And then I didn't know what to do, so I

just left.

And I went back up to my room.

But I kept thinking, damn it, why did I

leave?

I should have stuck around and like talked

to her more.

But it felt too awkward.

I was at the microwave and then she just

said, where are you from?

And she only spoke Japanese.

I don't know if she spoke English.

I really don't like speaking to foreigners

in Japanese because the Japanese always

sucks and it's really awkward and it's

hard to communicate with them.

Maybe she spoke English.

So she says she's from Malaysia, and then

I said, oh, my mom's from Malaysia.

And then she was like, oh.

And then I asked her how long she's been

here, and she said she, she's been here 3

months and she studies Japanese in

Shinsaibashi.

And I was like, oh, nice.

And then she turns around to cook

something, and then I thought, okay, well,

end of conversation.

And then I went back up to my room.

It was really frustrating because it was

like the perfect opportunity to talk to

people, and I kind of blew it.

It's weird, when you're in a bar, no girl

is ever going to come up to you and start

talking, but in a guest house, happens all

the time.

Usually it's the girls that come up to me

in the guest house.

To initiate conversation and the other

guys are just weird and awkward.

I've been down to the guesthouse living

room, I don't know, loads of times now and

I've never seen her before.

It's weird, every time I go down to the

kitchen, I swear there's different people

there every time.

I can't build any kind of familiarity

because every time I go down there, I

don't see the same people again.

It's really weird.

It's like multiple dimensions where I keep

going down and I keep entering a different

dimension where there's just different

people.

So yeah, maybe she'll be there again if I

go down at the same time and then I could

say hi again.

This time I want to talk in English.

I hate talking to non-Japanese people in

Japanese.

It's so hard to talk because their

Japanese sucks and my Japanese is way

better, and then I have to like dumb down

my Japanese.

But then when I talk to Japanese people,

obviously their Japanese is better than

mine, and then I struggle to keep up if

they're going blah blah blah blah blah

blah really quickly.

Then I get a headache.

Have you ever been talking to a Japanese

person and they just assume you're really

good at Japanese and they just go full

Japanese mode, and then you're trying to

follow along with what they're saying but

it's kind of boring as well, and then you

just kind of zone out.

I'm like staring at them talking and I'm

just like zoning out.

And then I think, oh crap, I need to pick

out a word out of the sentences they said

so I could come up with a follow-up

question.

So tiring.

If she's from Malaysia, she should speak

English.

She didn't ask my name.

I should have asked her name.

Uh, why is socializing so hard?

I don't get it.

Blew a perfect opportunity to make

friends.

They think I'm Japanese, that's why they

come up to me and speak Japanese.

So yesterday evening I saw— I think I saw

some new people.

There's like this girl, French girl,

European, with 2 other French guys.

I'm pretty sure they're French because

they sounded French when they were

speaking.

And then I saw that Malaysian girl, but

she was with this other Asian girl, but

the other Asian girl didn't talk to me.

She was like head down in— head down in

her books, probably studying Japanese.

I wonder if they go to the same Japanese

school I went to back in 2010, if they

said Shinsaibashi.

Are you gonna go to that bar again?

I might go to a bar again next week, or—

no, this weekend, but this time to a

different bar.

And this time not spend the whole night in

the same bar because I don't see the

point.

I think you just go in there, get one

drink, try talk to everyone that you want

to talk to, do like a rotation, and then

get out there after about an hour or

something, go to a different place.

I think staying in the same bar the whole

night is not efficient.

And also don't get alcoholic drinks.

Why didn't I just get soft drinks?

I don't know, because I got too drunk and

then I couldn't really function properly.

So yeah, last night I saw 3 French people,

2 Asians, one who was Malaysian who talked

to me, and then this other white guy came

down.

But then I went out.

I think what I need to do is I need to

have dinner in the living room and give

people the opportunity to come up to me

because I'm in there and I'm out within 2

seconds— I mean, 2 minutes to heat up my

food.

I really need to just sit down there and

eat and get a drink so I look more

sociable.

I'm thinking maybe tomorrow I do it.

I can't do it today because I've got a

stream today and it's like 5 hours away

until 7.

I think 7 PM is the optimal time.

I think between 7 and 9, maybe 7:30,

because I don't want to get there too late

when the room starts filling up.

Because you never want to be the guy that

enters the room when the full's— I mean,

you don't want to be the guy that enters a

room when the room's full, because then

everyone looks up and stares at you.

It's weird.

You want to get there when it's kind of

empty so you can like get a space and then

let people come in.

That's my strategy.

So I'm thinking 7 to 7:30 is when I want

to get there and then sit there, eat very

slowly.

Don't just like scoff it down, otherwise

you'll be sitting there not doing

anything.

You need something to do.

Maybe cooking a meal would also be good

because then people could come up and be

like, oh, what are you cooking?

But I'm not confident enough to do that

yet.

I feel like I'd burn something.

I don't know if they have cooking oil, so

if I get meat and I fry it, it's gonna

stick to the pan and be a massive mess.

Oh well, thanks, Gia.

I be leaf in you for next spa adventure.

What?

You want to be a leaf?

So I'm, I'm like Adjusting my tactics

here.

The AI is learning.

Just use your laptop there.

I don't know, it looks like I'm busy and

people won't want to disturb me.

Cooking would be good.

Maybe I just like cook some ramen because

then just boil water.

I believe in you for the next bar

adventure, laughing face.

Oh, you believe in me?

I hate it when you want to talk to

someone, but the conversation just kind of

dies and ends, and it's awkward to try and

restart it because they've either walked

off or they've turned their back.

I should have like gone into the kitchen

and said, what are you making?

Or I should have sat at the table with my

bento.

I was so awkward.

I was just standing— the microwave went

ding, and I was like standing around in

front of the microwave thinking, okay,

what should I do now?

I guess I gotta leave, but I kind of like

how this feels.

And then I felt kind of bummed out the

rest of the night because I had no reason

to go back down there.

So it was kind of frustrating.

I gotta plan it better next time.

I think next time I just get a simple

bento, heat it up, get ginger beer as

well, and then just sit down at the table.

Tricky.

It's kind of annoying because I've been at

the guest house for over a month now— no,

almost a month now— and I haven't made a

single friend.

That was the whole point of moving into a

guest house, was to cook and meet people.

I haven't met anyone, I haven't done any

cooking.

It feels like I'm wasting my time now.

The first few weeks I was at the guest

house, I wasn't very impressed because

there were no people and it's just full of

Indians.

But I heard the American guy talking on

the phone and he said the Indians have

left and there's a bunch of new European

English-speaking people now.

Stupid kids coming out.

Maybe get a bike.

Should we just get a bike and leave?

They're gonna yell at me and be like,

YouTube,

can't

even have peace and quiet.

Okay, which one should I get?

D2813.

Oh, it's this one.

This one looks nice.

The basket— why are the baskets different?

Maybe get this one.

I can't believe I couldn't take the stand

off it last time.

It's so easy.

Reserve.

And unlock.

Oh, it's so funny when it just wirelessly

unlocks like that.

It's kind of hard to un— I mean, take the

stand off using one hand because this damn

thing's heavy.

Oh, I can barely lift it.

It's like, I don't know, 15 kilograms.

I need two hands to hold them.

God, fuck.

I don't know why they made the stands like

that.

Oh, we got cigarettes in it.

Can I ride this holding my phone?

I wonder.

Oh, this one's weird.

Doesn't have a screen on it.

Power mode, automatic.

Let's go for power mode.

Ah, the seat's really high as well.

I'm tiptoeing.

Do you think it is safe to ride this and

hold my stream?

Oh my God, I don't know if I— if I should

take my— oh my God, maybe I should take my

GoPro strap out.

I don't know if I could cycle

one-handedly.

Oh my— no, I can't do this.

I didn't need my GoPro strap.

Hold on.

Oh,

unless I can like slot it in somewhere.

No, that's just gonna fall out.

I thought I could ride it with one hand,

but I don't think I can,

uh,

unless put it in my bag strap.

Okay,

plan B, get my GoPro strap out.

I really hope it's in here.

Yes, so good!

Oh, there's cat hair all over my jacket.

Time

to go in the GoPro strap.

Is it cold there?

It's like 20 degrees.

But I feel kind of cold.

Yes, it makes me look muscular.

Going to go to the river, should take

about 30 minutes.

Okay, I'll try and look at the chat when I

can, try my

Okay,

whoever designed this bike stand needs a

slap, honestly.

The seat's also really high.

Am I supposed to be tiptoeing when I'm on

a bicycle?

Is it streaming okay in the strap?

Testing.

Oh yeah, looks pretty good.

Have you tried pull-ups?

Not in a while.

I don't like pull-ups because it makes my

hand get blisters.

Well, we gotta go because The longer I

spend on the bike, the more money it

costs.

Says go left.

Oh my God, how do I get over this bit?

Okay, well, the brake doesn't work.

The brake hardly works.

Stupid back brake.

I think I just Go down here maybe.

It's been a while since I rode a bicycle.

I'm not feeling very confident.

Uh,

so I think we just head this direction.

Ah, nice day, but I think it's gonna rain

in about an hour and I forgot to bring my

umbrella.

I'll put my phone away for now.

Whoa!

So yeah, my tactic for tomorrow is I

wanna— I want to deploy myself, deploy

myself into the living room around 7 PM

with a bento and a drink.

Actually sit down there and see if anyone

will talk to me again.

I don't want a guy to talk to me though,

it'd be boring.

Although a guy talking to me would make me

look more social.

What was that?

Wow, thanks, pink ponies.

What does it mean you're following me?

That sounds like a Twitch thing, to be

followed.

I don't know why I'm getting Twitch

alerts.

No, I'm not looking for cereal.

I'm just looking to talk to people.

Who are not guys.

Guys are like last resort.

When the battery motor kicks in, it really

gets going.

Damn, I'm so high up with this seat.

I

think I

go right.

Oh.

And then take a left at the highway thing.

I wonder if I'll get yelled at today as

well.

Wait, what?

I thought there'd be a big road to go

down.

This is not a very big road, is it?

Uh, I end up wasting a lot of money on the

bikes because I get lost.

Why can't there just be a long straight

road that goes to where I'm going?

Why is it so windy?

I think I can go this way.

Is that electric bike?

Yes, it is.

I wonder how they recharge the electric

bikes because there's no charging station.

Maybe they just come and pick the bikes

up.

Okay, so I want to go to Juso, not

Tsukamoto.

So,

uh, weather in Japan sucks.

It's always windy or it's raining.

It's saying to go through Amagasaki, so I

got to take a— take a right here.

Are you guys tucked in well?

Get some food.

Yeah, on the way back I get McDonald's.

Oh, do you know I got that expired sushi

that was, uh, 50% off?

I had it the next day and it was

disgusting.

It was all gray around the edges and it

tasted weird, like it was tangy, very

metallic tasting.

I had to pinch my nose and swallow it

down.

Luckily I didn't puke or get diarrhea, so

I guess it was okay.

It's just a bit of bacteria, nothing my

stomach can't handle.

It was so disgusting.

And the yakitori, I had to eat it cold,

and that also tasted kind of weird.

It was like slightly expired chicken.

Never do that again.

If you get expired stuff, you gotta eat it

as soon as you buy it.

But I see all the expired stuff, I want to

buy it all and then stock up.

Problem is it won't last very long,

so I'm not going to do that again.

Worst meal ever.

And then my whole room smelled like

expired tuna.

I had to open all the windows.

What are those guys doing?

Those construction guys with the tripods,

they're taking a picture.

I think they're measuring levels.

To make sure things are perfectly

horizontal.

I'm not sure.

Stop eating bad sushi.

Oh, thanks.

It's just so tempting to see 50% off.

You want to just buy it because it seems

like such a good deal.

Was that a super chat?

Turn the volume up so I can hear it

better.

Oh, thanks,

Gio.

I'll try and get good food tonight, like

McDonald's.

Okay, so we go forwards and right, then

forwards, then right.

Oh, we're back at Amagasaki where I nearly

got beaten up.

I can't believe those kids were about to

beat me up in the middle of a shopping

center in broad daylight with all those

people around.

There's probably cameras as well.

If they actually punched me, I could have

reported them to the police.

There would have been cameras of them

coming in and out.

And then knowing what people are like

here, I really doubt some 50-year-old

Japanese lady is going to step in and help

me if I got beaten up.

They would probably just walk away.

I swear you can get beaten up here and no

one would step in and help.

That's just what they're like.

That's what makes it scarier.

Well, to be fair, even in Rotterdam, no

one helped me when I got beaten up.

That white Dutch guy was just standing

there looking, and I was like, help, help!

And he just stood there.

He translated what the brown guy was

yelling at me.

Scary.

People get beaten to death in front of

your eyes and no one steps in and helps.

Well, I wouldn't help either because I'd

be scared.

Would you step in and help if you saw

someone getting beat up?

I'd be too scared because then the guy

would just turn around and start beating

me up.

Probably get like a stick and whack him

around the back of the head, but then you

might get in trouble for attacking him

with a weapon.

I remember Gimme a Break Man used to talk

about this, and he would say he would try

and intervene if there was a fight, but

then he got in trouble with the police.

For stepping in, so he stopped doing it.

Oh yeah, you know my girlfriend said

someone stole her money?

No one stole it.

She just dropped it under her bed and

couldn't find it.

Exactly like I said.

I told you, didn't I tell you?

I said I bet she just dropped it and it's

under her bed or something.

But then she got mad at me because I

accused her of lying,

so I nearly got dumped again.

I had to talk some sense into her.

It just sounded so ridiculous that someone

would just take your money in your own

house

unless you got robbed, like they broke in.

But if they broke in, it'd be pretty

obvious, like a smashed window.

So then I was thinking maybe someone they

knew was in the house and they stole the

money.

But then why would your friend or family

who comes over to your house steal the

money?

She just dropped it and it was under the

bed.

I just— I don't know why she didn't look

under the bed first before jumping to

assumptions, jumping to conclusions.

Oh well.

The old men, they ride bicycles so slowly

in the bike lane.

Walk my way.

I think April is a really bad time to come

to Japan.

It's raining half the time and then the

other half it's windy.

March is really bad as well cuz it's just

really cold and all the trees are still

dead.

I think May is probably much better.

I don't think I'd come to Japan in March

or April again.

Next time I'd come in May.

May, June, July.

I don't mind the scorching summer, it's

better than the freezing cold.

Oh my God, what the hell is this stupid

intersection with these stupid bridges?

Oh, they got bike ramps, it's okay.

If they didn't have bike ramps, I'd be

pissed.

Read chat.

Where's Daniel biking to?

Going to the river.

Check my maps.

I've got to turn,

turn right.

I've got to go down there.

How?

I've got this bike ramp.

Watch this.

Am I supposed to bike up the ramp or walk

up it?

Can't be bothered.

I'll just bike up it.

Oh, the electric battery makes it so easy.

And just put it into a lower gear.

Gear 1.

Oh, I can feel it buzzing under my feet.

Whoa,

why didn't they just put, put a pedestrian

crossing?

Oh my God, it's so high up.

Jesus, Jesus, is it this way?

What a weird bridge thing.

And then we go—

where am I?

Us go down that way.

Oh look, Sushiro,

my favorite.

The mate is golden weak.

Is that good or bad?

Danny thinks he can get 200K.

Yeah, why not?

Why would my mom sell the house and not

give me anything?

She's not evil.

I don't know why people think my mom is

evil when— ah, crap, I went the wrong way—

when she's let me buy borrow £13,000 to

pay my tax.

Obviously, she's kind-hearted.

So sometimes, yeah, we do— we did used to

have pretty big fights.

I don't think it's so bad now.

I don't know what it'll be like when I go

back home, see if she's changed, see if

she's mellowed out a bit.

I don't really start fights for no reason

unless someone's like being really rude to

me.

I don't just randomly start a fight with

someone for no reason.

So all the fights we had, she started them

over something silly.

Yeah, stand right in the middle of the

footpath, thanks.

Get the fuck out the way.

Can they at least make an effort to move

to the side?

Jeez,

people don't get out the way here, they

just stand there like lemmings.

Oh, where are we?

Some Center for Treatment, General

Treatment.

Oh, it says there in English.

I like how I can accelerate faster than a

car for the first 5 seconds thanks to my

electric motor.

Yeah, so I go to the river and now unbox

my new package, although I don't think I

really need it anymore.

I kind of fixed my shoe problem by

squishing the back padding back up so it

doesn't rub against my foot.

God, it's so hard to talk, it's so loud.

Oh my God.

Oh, I don't know where I am.

I think I have to turn left at some point.

I'm scared going over the bumps because my

phone's gonna shake.

I don't think I was supposed to go there.

Go back and turn.

Let

me

check.

Yeah, I think I am riding a bit fast for

the footpath.

Everyone here rides on the footpath.

I'm just following Japanese customs.

There's a bit more further ahead and then

there should be a big road that I turn

left at.

I want to get onto the road, but this

pavement's a bit steep.

And there's a massive bus over there.

Can I get on the road here?

Yeah,

on the pavement I'm going too fast,

on the road I'm going too slow, so I'm

basically pissing everyone off.

I don't like these roads, they're too big.

The cars go pretty quickly here.

Okay, it says left to Osaka.

Now that you know who has left Japan,

don't have to worry about going into Osaka

anymore.

Come on, go, stupid cars.

Wait, where do I go left?

Do I go left here?

Uh, do I go around the bus or do I wait

behind it?

I don't know.

I guess I just wait.

Oh my God.

Oh, the exhaust stinks.

I'll just sneak around

like this.

I nearly got sandwiched between a lorry

and a bus.

Okay, straight road ahead, I think.

Into Osaka.

Oh my God,

I

don't want to go on the wrong way.

Dual carriageway.

Do you

think that's why she's not here, or maybe

she's just busy?

Uh, sleepover thing is such a nightmare.

I wish it never happened.

It's not even my fault.

Number one, it's my girlfriend's fault.

And then it's also Sunny's fault and also

kind of Blood Bucket's fault.

The person who is at fault the least is

me.

I literally did nothing wrong,

but I'm getting punished.

Yeah, Sunny got spooked off.

Blood Bucket on Twitter in so much pain.

I don't know what she's talking about.

Like, what happened recently to make her

upset?

I'm not sure.

Staying with Thai girlfriend is your

fault?

I mean, it's my decision.

I wouldn't say it's my fault.

I'm looking forward to seeing her in

Tokyo.

It's not like I have any other girls to

meet.

I don't know where Hong Kong guy is.

I thought he was coming back to Japan

today.

He said we can stream at the end of the

month, so it could be anytime this week.

I'm hoping my next stream will be meeting

him.

I don't know where he stays,

or if he wants to come out tonight, that'd

be fine.

I got no plans.

Sleep over at Hong Kong guy's house.

He can cook us chow mein, Hong Kong style

fried rice.

Why is she weaving in and out the middle

of the footpath?

Idiot!

Stick to one side.

Oh, she's behind me.

Ring the bell?

No, I don't want to ring the bells.

It's embarrassing.

Feels weird.

I'm pretty sure no one understands

anything I'm saying,

so I can just badmouth everyone as long as

I don't say the F word, because Japanese

people understand the F word.

Like motherfucker.

I wouldn't say that.

I like that guy's cardigan.

It was like blue,

light blue.

Woolly.

I want to get a new, new jacket, but I

can't find anything I like.

All the grannies.

Check

my map.

Oh my God.

There

we

go.

Yeah,

nice wide footpath.

I like it.

Get out of

the way!

Oh my God.

Yakiniku Kingu.

Do you park their bicycle like that,

sticking into the footpath?

Just

testing my bell.

Oh my God, I didn't notice it was red.

McDonald's, check out McDonald's.

McDonald's everywhere.

We should be near to the river soon.

Just a tiny bit more.

My feet still hurt from all the walking.

I don't know why.

Fucking

move.

So

windy.

7 kilometers?

What?

You must be joking.

It's probably like 3 kilometers to the

river.

I'm not going all the way into Osaka.

That guy looks like the Yakuza.

The donut.

Imagine you ring the Yakuza and he's like,

punches you off the bike.

I'm gonna check my map.

Hold on.

I saw Sam Pepper's back in Thailand with a

Thai girlfriend.

Is that true?

He moved on quick, didn't he, from Hannah?

His last stream was, um, back in Thailand

with Thai wife.

She looked kind of cute, but she looked

like those bitchy scammer Thai girls

that I would never want to date.

They look like they'd only be with you

because you've got money.

I guess they're kind of attractive though,

but what's the difference between one of

those women and like a prostitute?

Not much.

I can't believe Sam Pepper went from being

engaged to now just having sex with as

many women as you can.

It's pretty wild.

And then I watched a bit of Ice's stream.

Ice is really

blowing his money Did he buy a

Lamborghini?

I saw his Instagram story.

He was driving a Lambo and he said this is

the best purchase he ever made.

He really bought a Lambo?

Aren't those millions of dollars?

That Kick deal must have been really good.

And he bought a house.

Just splurging.

If I was that rich, I wouldn't buy a Lambo

though.

Get a Tesla Model Y.

I'd rather have a Tesla than some Lambo or

Ferrari.

Another McDonald's.

Where am I?

Check my map again.

So damn windy today.

Used Lambo for 200K.

I thought they're really expensive.

You bought a 350K Lambo

Jesus.

I guess if you've got like a $20 million

kick deal, it's not expensive.

If I got a $20 million kick deal— Did you

make much money off the halving?

I already made 50% before the halving.

I sold at $70K, but then I bought back in

around $60K, so now I'm like up 1%.

I started buying back in when it sold off

from $70K.

That's exactly what I thought was going to

happen

because I looked at the Bitcoin rainbow

chart, and what happens is you get the

halving and Bitcoin just kind of sells off

and goes flat, but then about 8 months

after the halving, it starts going up

again.

So now's the time you want to start buying

Expect it to go parabolic at the end of

the year.

End of the year to beginning of next year

is my time frame.

So now I'm just buying a tiny bit every

day, a couple pounds a day.

I bought some Tesla as well at 138.

I don't know if that was a good idea.

Tesla earnings are today.

It might sell off more and I'll buy a tiny

bit more.

Oh my God.

Yeah, my S&P 500 inverse is doing well.

It's nearly back in green.

He's betting against the market?

Yeah, have you seen how expensive the

market is right now?

You would be stupid to buy the market now.

So if I got $20 million, I would not buy a

Lamborghini.

I'd probably buy— I don't really want to

buy anything, to be honest.

I have everything I want.

Maybe just get a nicer place to live,

not rubbish guest house.

I can go to the hub every night.

I buy everyone drinks and everyone will

love me.

Oh my God,

I don't even know if you heard my bell.

The Kanzaki River.

Okay, we're going to be coming into Osaka

soon.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I don't like these yellow blind people

tiles because they're rigid.

I get scared the wheel is going to get

caught in it and then it'll make me fall

over.

Da da da da da da.

Da da da da da.

Da da da da da da da da.

How

much does it cost to hire the bike?

It's about ¥400 for an hour,

so it's slightly more expensive than a

train.

But it's way more fun.

If I got the train, it would cost ¥290, I

think, so it's only about ¥100 more

expensive to go by bicycle.

Oh yeah, I got the app for the electric

scooters.

I might try them out.

But the problem with the electric scooters

is the wheels are very small, so you need

a very smooth surface.

They also have electric bicycles, but

they're kind of—I think they're just same

as this one.

Pedal assisted.

Da

da da da.

Oh my God!

How do I cross?

Hey, let me check my map.

Saying I've got to go down this

underground thing.

Uh, these roads are so annoying.

They're way too busy.

I might have to go underground.

To cross over.

I need to go that way.

It's better not make me lose connection.

God's sake.

Oh, my legs feel like jelly after cycling.

Uh-huh.

Hopefully it doesn't eff.

So which way do I cross over to?

I think I turn left.

Is it back?

Did I come out on the right side.

I think I did.

Oh my God, this thing weighs like 20

kilograms.

It's not light.

Oh God.

Oh,

oh,

we had a small F.

I think I just go down this road now.

Quick!

The longer it takes, the more money it

costs.

Why are there McDonald's everywhere?

Should I get one?

Get a naughty McDonald's.

I'm not very hungry yet.

Maybe later.

Can I do drive-through on a bicycle?

Drive-through.

I've never done drive-through before.

Kind of scared of it.

Oh, I hate these yellow lines.

Umeda Shinchi, Shinichi.

I think that's where we're going.

I wonder why I never did this when I was

married.

I did a few things

actually when I was married.

They didn't even have these rental bikes

back in 2018.

These are pretty new.

Where are we?

I'm nearly at the river.

I need to turn left actually, go to the

Scamoto.

Message Sunny.

I think she's at work right now.

Wow, dual wielding umbrella kid.

Get on the road.

I need to find somewhere to put the

bicycle back.

Oh, these tiny motorbikes, I want one of

those.

Says you can rent those motorbikes for 10

¥11,000, I'm guessing a month.

Can't read it.

Why

is she walking in the bike lane?

Stupid idiot.

Damn kids everywhere.

Kids are so daft.

They all have those really dorky

backpacks.

They're gonna beat me up.

Those backpacks are so lame.

Rando sedus.

I don't know why they call them— what do

they call them?

Rando sedus.

Is it English?

It's probably German.

Oh my God, what are they doing here?

Sagawa.

Oh my God, he's gonna park right there.

Oh, I've got to find a place to put the

bike.

Oh,

my bones.

So, um, got the bicycle back now.

Oh, I know where I am.

This is where the swimming pool is.

Warm.

All right.

Oh my god, the nearest return station is

back where I came from.

There's no return station.

This is the nearest one.

I reserved my return here.

Oh my god, I gotta turn left

and then left again.

And then I have to walk all the way back

here.

Damn it.

Wait, where do I go left?

Ah,

um, maybe through— I can't go through the

station, can I?

So get off your bicycle and Push it.

Okay.

Okay, go down here and then left.

This is really confusing.

Come on, walk faster, for God's sake.

Ah, stupid mouse

bites.

I'm gonna have to walk so far back.

Oh my God,

why is there nowhere to put my bike?

Stupid Hello Cyclane.

And then we have to walk all the way back

there, you know.

It's not a very good plan.

I don't know why they didn't put any bike

return stations near there.

Donate $8 if you eat at McDonald's.

Okay,

deal.

This is taking me so far away from where I

need to go,

but it's literally the closest return

station to where I was unless I went over

the bridge.

But I don't want to go over the bridge.

I'm gonna turn right here.

It's gonna suck having to go back to

walking now.

I feel so fast.

Sorry.

What did she say?

Suiません.

Sorry kind of sounds like suiません, doesn't

it?

It's my default language.

She's going to catch up to me now.

It's going to be embarrassing.

Where's the bike place?

I think it's in the park.

Imagine she's going to the same— I went

past it.

She wasn't old, she looked young.

Should I follow her?

I actually do have to go the way she's

going.

Gonna try and cut down,

beat up ass.

Awkward.

Oh my God, why is she going the same way?

That's her.

Turn right.

Great, the bike return station took me to

this middle of nowhere dump.

Thanks a lot.

Oh, there it is.