Trying to go outside in Osaka

Testing.

Okay, we're going to attempt to go

outside. Got the stream set up.

Oh crap, why did this just fall out of the

plug? Weird,

just fell out. So I got the phone

connected to my SIM card. It seems

pretty stable now.

Might change when I go out of the hotel.

Tobita Shinji stream? No, we're gonna

go to the supermarket, but last time I

went to the supermarket, it kept effing

inside, so I'm not sure. But I need to go

and get food, so I don't know where to go.

I was gonna wait until evening so I get

the discounted bentos, but it's like 6

hours away and I'm hungry now.

Got my battery bank.

I'm gonna put the phone down. Where should

I hate that phones can't stand up on their

own. You can't see anything.

Um, just put it here quickly.

Ah, it won't, it won't stand

up because the wire is tugging on it.

I'll take the wire out for now, I guess.

We're at 100% battery, see how long it

The good thing about the iPhone is it's

got flat edges so it can do this.

Hey, it's standing up hands-free,

baby! We're gonna go outside.

I'm gonna put my shoes on.

Okay,

my comment yesterday triggered him. He's

going outside. Yeah, finally gonna show

you that I do go outside. It's a bit

annoying today because the house cleaning

people came into my room. They kept

knocking and I kept saying I don't need

cleaning, but they— she wasn't Japanese

and she couldn't speak English and her

Japanese was kind of broken. So I

gave up and I said, okay, just come in.

And she kept pointing at her watch. I

said, I don't need cleaning. She kept

pointing at her watch. And then she came

in and I was just standing here while she

changed the beds, and I had tissues of cum

lying all over the place. It's really

embarrassing. Wait, let me put

monetization on.

Hey, where is

On. I don't know why it's not on by

default. So it says here on the little

sign, please note your room will be

cleaned every 3rd night with or without

your indication. From a hygienic

perspective. So they come in and clean

whether I like it or not every 3 days,

which is kind of annoying because I don't

like to be bothered when I'm in the room.

It's really awkward. I was like standing

here and then she was going in the

bathroom and cleaning that and cleaning

this. I don't know where she's from. She

looks Chinese. I think she was Chinese.

Her accent was a bit like Hong Kong guys.

I don't think Korean. I really doubt

Korean people would move to Japan and then

do cleaning. It seems like she definitely

wasn't Thai or Filipina or something,

so I'm guessing Chinese.

Her Japanese was so bad that she didn't

even use keigo. She was like,

大丈夫？ Okay,

I think we're ready.

Is the stream not shaky?

Streaming on the iPhone.

Was she cute? I could only see her eyes.

She had nice eyes. She was wearing a mask.

She looked old though, like 40,

between maybe late 40s or early 50s.

She looked okay though, but you could tell

she was old. Got my

wallet. I got ¥20,000 on my Revolut.

Don't know if I can use Revolut.

Got about ¥2,000 on my eCoca. Got ¥500

cash.

I need my battery bank. I don't even know

if the battery bank's going to properly

charge my phone though. Look, I put it in

my back pocket.

Does it look obvious? I've got a massive

battery. I need to get a tiny bag or

something. Uh, I could put it in my inner

pocket, but then it's gonna weigh down my

jacket. We're streaming at 1500 bits

and it looks okay, doesn't it? It should

be low enough to be stable. I don't know

what it's going to be like outside. I've

got a really good signal here in my room,

4G+. It's freezing outside, I think it's

like 5 degrees. Where should I put the

I don't know how long the iPhone can

stream before needing to be charged,

maybe like 2 hours. I probably won't be

outside for 2 hours. It's freezing. Yeah,

I put it in my inner jacket. That's

I'm nervous. This better not lag and

stuff, otherwise I'm going to be pissed.

I'm using, uh, Prism Live instead of

Larix, and it's got stuff like adaptive

bitrate, adaptive FPS.

So fingers crossed.

Okay,

I got my pocket Wi-Fi coming tomorrow, so

I'm not sure if that's gonna be better or

It seems, I don't know, like laggy.

When I move the camera around.

Yeah,

whatever.

Maybe I needed a more powerful iPhone than

the iPhone 12. Maybe I'll get the new

iPhone. Do I have everything?

Um,

I get nervous before going out.

I don't know if it's gonna eff in the

There's a vending machine, second floor.

Come on,

close.

Is it on?

Is it working?

I effed in the elevator.

Oh my God, why is there so many people?

Guys, is it working? Tell me.

I don't know if it's working.

Oh my God, it's cold.

It's working.

Nice.

So cold.

I feel like such a tourist.

Oh, Toyota Yaris.

I don't want to get more clothing because

I'm scared if I buy stuff it's going to

get warm and then I won't need it. And

then I just wasted my money.

Come on, it takes so long to go green.

How long are you staying in Japan? I've

been here a week, so I guess another 4, 4

plus 4 How many weeks in a month? 4.

So 12, 11, 11 more weeks.

So noisy.

What time is it? It's like 2 PM.

If you come out at 12, all the business

people come out and they're standing

around smoking.

I'm pretty sure I won't get docketed here.

This is the business area, no homeless

people. I think if I walk

in a straight line, there's a park.

Chris moved to Hiroshima.

Really?

Why would he move there? My hand's gonna

get freezing holding it.

Do you think people think I'm weird

holding my phone walking down the street?

Oh, I can rent a bike.

How much? 1 hour, ¥150.

No, I don't want to ride a bike again.

I used 10% of my battery.

Ready. 10% battery in 17 minutes.

No backpack strap today. No, I'm feeling

confident to hold— oh, that's the white

I'm going to the park and then

supermarket. I need to buy food.

Oh, my finger's gonna get frozen like this

from holding the phone.

Look,

that thing

was staring at me.

People making eye contact with the camera.

How cold is it there? It's like 7 degrees.

I'm scared my battery bank

cable doesn't charge the phone faster than

it drains. I'll get to the park and plug

it in. Oh my God, the weather sucks. It's

windy as well.

It's not too bad when it's not windy.

I have to keep switching hands because

they're getting cold.

I'm scared I'm gonna get attacked.

Still slightly homeless. He streamed some

black guy in LA and then the black guy got

mad and stole his stuff. He said he lost

$1,600 of tech gear,

phones, because he streamed some

gangster black guy and then he got mad.

I can't believe he just stole his stuff.

See, I was right. America's dangerous.

Told you so.

Kind of stupid. I mean, he was on the

stream, so his face was seen,

and then he robs him.

The black guy had a gun. That doesn't even

surprise me. I'd be more surprised if he

didn't have a gun. My little finger's

getting frozen like that. I need to get

some kind of stick.

Oh, they have Domino's. Do they have the

strawberry pizza? The strawberry pizza

is so expensive, it's like ¥4,000.

Is the stream stable or is it shaky?

I never streamed on the iPhone before.

I'm not sure if it's good or not. No,

I don't want to go Domino's, so expensive.

I'm broke, I've only got ¥20,000.

Bicycles everywhere.

Oh, look at this tarmac.

I love new fresh tarmac, so spongy to walk

on. These lines look new as well.

It's shaky. What? No way!

I tested it earlier and it was really

Surely it's steadier than my normal phone

stream. I think

the park's here.

Oh yeah, there's the park. It's called

Utsubo Park. Utsubo is that weird

eel snake-looking fish.

It's not an eel. It's like— that guy there

looks like me from behind. Anytime I see a

skinny Asian guy with glasses wearing a

hoodie, I'm like, is that what I look

like? Cuz it looks kind of lame, like a

How do I cross?

Uh, I think I cross over there.

No, not more burgers. I've had burgers

every day. I had Shake Shack yesterday.

Wow, nature.

I don't know if the connection's

gonna be bad. Should be fine. It's not a

big park. Maybe they got hot drinks.

How long does ¥20,000 last you?

Depends what you buy. You could buy

23 Big Mac meals.

23 Big Macs.

They have hot drinks.

Honey lemon, yuzu lemon.

Maybe I'll get yuzu lemon.

Everything's dead. Look at the trees.

Dead trees. I might plug in

my battery.

Oh, my hand's frozen.

I should have plugged it in before I left.

I can't get it in.

I think it's charging.

For some reason it is charging at really

low watt— wattage. Oh,

it's charging at 9 watts. Earlier— oh, 10

watts. Earlier it was charging at 3.

Oh, it's nice and warm.

9 watts,

pretty good.

There's a wire coming out of my jacket

Looks kind of weird. Wait, I'll put the

wire through the bottom.

Oh well, thanks Junkers,

very generous.

Okay, I think that works better. Put it

through the bottom.

Okay, I'm ready.

Are you ready for amazing content in

the dead of night?

Oh my God, I think I've been here before.

Oh, I think I brought a Tinder date here

before. I remember sitting on these

benches and then I put my hand on her

thigh and I said, do you want to go to a

hotel? And she said no. I think

I did come here before. And we sat on one

of these benches. Why did I bring her

here? There's nothing here. I don't

know why we would have been in Honmachi.

Honmachi is terrible to bring girls to

because there's nothing to do.

Oh, it is charging.

Nice.

That's it, black man.

Tall black man. Who is

that? An old white man? It's kind of

weird. Why is he with a— is that a woman

or a man? I can't tell. It looks like an

old woman with gray hair. Why would a

young black guy be walking with an older

woman with gray hair? Very suspicious.

Was she cute? I don't remember what she

looked like. I don't think she was.

I don't recommend coming to Japan in

March. It's so cold. Maybe April.

Oh, I got my Shake Shack. Oh, that's my

Revolut card number. Shake Shack.

I spent $11 in Shake Shack on a burger and

chips. I talked

about yesterday, didn't I?

Marry blood bucket for content.

It's a lot of hard work just for content.

Wasn't it a Korean girl?

Who, the date? No, it was a Japanese girl.

This was back in 2018, I think.

Going on Tinder dates whilst married.

Chihiro had no idea.

We need you to get a girlfriend at least

10 years younger than you. 24.

Oh, I can smell flowers. I don't

know why young girls don't like me, but

older women like me. Older women, they

fall in love with me in like 2 days

without me even doing it. I don't even do

anything. It's not like I'm trying to make

them fall in love with me. They just fall

in love with me even though I'm doing like

everything I can to, to be a terrible

partner. But then young

girls seem to not be interested at all.

I don't get it. Like, why do women hate me

when they're young but then they get older

and they love me? And why is it the uglier

the woman is, the more they fall in love

with me? But if they're attractive women,

they would never fall in love with me.

People obviously know how attractive they

are, but why does that change who they

fall in love with? It's very weird

how it works.

Why do these people come to the park and

they just sit here on the benches doing

nothing? Freezing.

I can kind of smell flowers a little bit.

I haven't eaten anything in 24 hours. I'm

starving. I think my

bloated face is slimming down a bit

because of all the cold. Cold makes you

lose calories.

Tomoko said she's coming to Osaka, but she

didn't say anything about meeting. I don't

think I will let her know unless it's for

content and she's okay with me filming it.

I don't think I would.

I might be able to drop back below 50 kg

if I just don't eat and I keep freezing.

I don't know how I got— I got so bloated

and fat in Thailand. Thailand. I think

it's because of the heat and drinking beer

too much.

All those girls sitting on the grass

having hanami in this freezing weather.

Look, why would you have hanami now?

White people think I'm Japanese.

They got a kid as well. Why would you

bring your kid to Japan unless they live

here? Maybe they're famous YouTubers.

I don't want to look like I'm filming

these girls.

I want to get a hot drink, but there's a

white woman with a baby.

They're gonna see I'm streaming outside

of the toilets. She's coming back.

Uh, which way should I go?

My hand's frozen.

My hand looks like an old person's hand

now. It's cold and dry.

Uh, I don't know where to go. I want

to go to that vending machine, but those

white people keep coming out the toilets.

Maybe next time.

Fukutsuboro Park.

Maybe I'll walk down this street.

Should I go left or right?

So, do you like my neighborhood? Very

fancy.

If this was Thailand, there'd be food

stalls all over the roads.

Why do I keep doing that?

Keep accidentally dragging my shoe on the

floor.

Oh my God, I did it again. I keep going

like, like this because the

ground's bumpy.

Women and their bloody dogs.

Oh, it's a Shiba Inu.

Japanese women love dogs, I noticed

Hello, homeless man.

Is he homeless? Why do homeless people

have so much stuff? Got more stuff than

me. What is all that?

I never I don't understand why homeless

people have so much stuff. Bags and

bags of crap.

They should be like me and just get a

backpack.

Japan's so dull.

It's like dead city.

I hate all these bicycles. The bicycle's

really pissing me off. At least in

Thailand there weren't bicycles

everywhere. What is that? Muck Coffee

Roasters.

No, I don't want coffee.

Original blend Muck

Coffee.

Everything's just great. Gray buildings,

gray sky, gray cars. Oh, Tesla!

That's like the second Tesla I've seen. I

want to get a drink.

What should I get?

Oh, they've only got coffee. I don't

like canned coffee, it tastes weird.

I have no idea where I'm going.

I want to get whale, whale meat,

uh, coffee, you know.

Um, which way should I go? Left?

Forwards?

It's kind of nice walking instead of

cycling everywhere.

Cycling was kind of stressful being on the

road. It's stressful on the road because

you might get run over if you're not

careful, and it's stressful riding on the

footpath because everyone gets in your

This way goes to where?

Nakabiraki. Don't even

know what that is. Fukayabashi. I never

heard of any of these places.

So is the stream okay? No one's

Saying it's lightning. We got a constant

1,500 kilobits,

30 FPS. Why is it okay

here but it was rubbish in Fukuoka? I

don't get it. Maybe it's stronger in

Osaka.

So weird, I had so many problems in

Fukuoka.

What's this?

Lunch menu. Where's the restaurant? This

is a car park. One curry,

¥850.

Indian naan bread. Where is it though?

There's no restaurant here.

Oh, it's there again.

Tandoori chicken, very good this

time of year.

I had this with Chibiro. I keep forgetting

her name. I nearly called it Chidori. It

was quite good actually, the little curry

bowl. There's an arrow.

Where?

Where's the arrow?

Not very good advertising. I'm in the bike

lane. Oh my God. Freaking bikes,

get on the stupid road if you're going

that fast, idiot. Going so damn

fast, ride on the road. Why don't they

ride on the road? I don't get it. If you

want to go fast, get off the footpath.

That guy was going so quick.

I don't feel so cold anymore. I've been

warmed up. Why do they

put alcohol and cigarettes on the sign?

Wow, it's like Bangkok with the overhead

I don't like this place.

Scary. Stupid motorbike.

I hate those motorbikes. Why are they so

damn loud? God, that guy is like

the equivalent of 50 Bangkok motorbikes.

Why do people want a loud motorbike? I

don't I don't get it. They think it's

cool, don't they? Oh, look at me, I'm

making lots of noise.

Stupid.

Hate motorbikes. Loud, dangerous.

I hate motorbikes and bicycles and

cars and people. It'd be

great if there were just no people.

And I don't like it when people walk near

Uh, my hand's frozen.

Oh, should I

get— oh man, blood buckets. Tried to get

one of these, remember? How do I get

one? I think I need a Japanese driver's

license. These go fast.

Look at the battery in that.

That's a beefy battery.

I think you need a driver's license for

it. I'm not sure. They're pretty quick.

How much is it?

I don't get my livestream view count. It

went up to 120 and now it's back down to

70. Seriously, 50 people joined and then

just left. Why?

Why would you click it and then leave

Are they bots or something? Maybe there's

like only 10 people watching and

the rest are bots.

Now dropped down to 60. What?

Very weird.

Oh wow,

it was at 120 like 10 minutes ago. Now

it's like 60.

How dare they! Is this not fascinating

content?

Yeah, it's funny, I get less viewers when

I do IRL.

Now 59. Haha. Oh my

God.

I'm at the station now.

I think it's probably because I talk less

when I'm outside and people

only watch to hear me talk.

It's hard to not get distracted.

I don't know where to

go.

Goddamn fucking

bicycles everywhere.

What is this?

Should I buy some cigarettes?

I'm in

the most boring area. The problem is if I

go to Namba or Dotonbori, last time I went

there last year, I kept disconnecting

because there's so many damn people.

Where can I get whale meat? Are you guys

gonna be mad if I get whale? Otherwise I

might not do it.

If I ate dog, would you be mad?

Just once to try it.

I'm not gonna eat it all the time.

Maybe I go that way.

Run! I think I'm walking in a circle.

McDonald's. Look at the map,

it doesn't say where Where I am.

Oh, I'm there. I'm here.

Udon. I don't really like udon.

Karu bonara udon.

Carbonara udon.

Weird.

Oh, it's like cafeteria self-service,

but you gotta pay by cash, I think. Oh,

they take Visa.

But you got to talk to the guy. Look,

he's talking to the guy.

I'm scared. It says

they take Visa though, get 1% cash back.

Welcome to Japan.

Very fascinating. Oh,

wish you stayed at the Ladies Eccentric

House. I will. End of May.

End of May, I'll stay there for a week

maybe.

Should I eat outside or get food and take

it back to the hotel?

If I find somewhere looks interesting and

they take Visa and it's not too scary.

With these long streams, do you not hit

your 50 GB limit? No, cuz I use the hotel

Wi-Fi and

I'm not streaming at high quality, so it

doesn't take up too much Oh, it's that guy

My little finger's freezing up, look.

There's a ramen shop.

Ramen senmonken.

Petrol station.

I must look so weird standing here filming

a petrol station.

Why don't you buy

winter gloves? Because then my

grip is not very good. I might drop my

phone.

Oh my God, am I back at the park? I think

I just walked— oh my, oh my God, I just

walked in a circle. I recognize where I

am. This is the park where I just came in

last time. Oh my God, how did

I walk in a circle?

So that should be south.

That's— I walked in this— oh my God,

maybe we'll get that drink since I'm back

I walked in a circle. She just walked out

of the camera shot, didn't she?

Some people really don't like being

filmed. Yeah, well, stay in your house

then, you stupid— It's

a public space. You're covering the screen

a bit with my finger.

Look, there's so much trash lying next to

that vending machine. Why is that man

standing there? I'm gonna get a drink now.

I'm back at the park.

You can't get a drink if you stand in

there. Why would you just stand

next to the vending machine?

100— it's probably like 100 yen.

He's still there.

Why is he standing there?

Just stand— I'll stand here then until he

I think he's waiting for someone.

I can't do commentary on the drinks if

he's standing there.

I'll just stand here pretending to film my

coins.

Wow,

¥100. 50 yen.

He's still there.

He'll probably move if I go up to the

vending machine.

I'll sit here then. Oh,

I should move my phone out of my back

I'll sit

here.

Why is he standing next to the trash?

Oh my God,

I should

go over to him and Time to dock it

there. Oh my God,

I really want the honey.

The honey yuzu thing.

What's that guy doing? The hell? Why did

he just do that suddenly?

He just randomly stretch. In the weirdest

places.

I can't go up to the vending machine if

he's there.

There's too many people coming.

Fine, I'll go up to it.

I got it,

I got the drink.

Oh, it's so warm. Honey hot

lemon. That was

scary. I thought he would move, but he

didn't.

Oh, steaming up the lens.

Hmm, 1% fruit juice.

What's the other 99%? Oh, that's so nice

and warm. He didn't move, he stood his

ground.

More of a man than I'll ever be.

Mmm, honey and lemon.

Pretty good.

I'll warm up

my right hand. It's hard to hold the phone

with my left hand for some reason. It's

getting cold already.

I rate it a 6.2

out of 10.

He's still standing there.

Someone got stood up.

Why is he standing in the bush now?

I want to see if a woman comes and then

see if she's hot.

The NPC AI needs updating.

Oh yeah, my birthday's tomorrow. I forgot,

I completely forgot my birthday.

Tomorrow. So much has been going on.

I was thinking of buying a Steam Deck,

but I decided maybe I don't need to

because people make videos just

showing games on the Steam Deck, like

Steam Deck Helldivers 2 gameplay, can it

run, 100K views. I thought I could do

He's still there because I need to go back

there to put this in the bin.

How long's that really old man with gray

hair walking with a cute woman? Maybe it's

his daughter.

Oh my God, I'm gonna be 35 tomorrow.

I can't believe it. I can't believe this

is what my life turned out to be, sitting

in a random park in Japan talking to

myself. I would have never guessed it.

Imagine 15 years ago someone comes up to

me and says, Daniel, you'll be sitting in

a park talking to yourself

in Japan.

What the hell is he doing? Oh, what?

He's clearing up the trash. What? He just

took out a plastic bag and he's clearing

the trash now.

What? That's so random.

Why do you wait so long to do it?

Well, that's nice. Maybe I go over to him

and give him this. Do you think he works

here? Yeah, he doesn't look like he's

working here.

He's got like a stick for picking up

litter. He didn't pick all of it up,

he only picked half of it up.

Where's he gonna take it. I thought he was

waiting for a girl and he just picked up a

Oh, he's coming back.

You do see Japanese people going around

picking up litter. I never see that

anywhere else. That's why it's so clean

everywhere.

Go to the police station and report him.

I saw a guy, he was stealing the trash.

Okay, I finished my drink.

Now we look for food. I need to

buy a few things. I need to get 2

toothpicks. I need to get,

uh, toothpicks.

I wrote a list but I didn't bring it with

me. I forgot now.

Yeah, floss, toothpicks,

um, oh, I need tweezers.

My unibrow is growing.

If I see a vending machine that sells

food, I might try it.

I posted a short of me eating that ramen.

It got 3K views and it made 12 cents.

That's why I don't make shorts, guys. So

if it got 30,000 views, it would have made

Shorts are rubbish. You need them to get

like a million views, 10 million views.

If I got 3K views posting it as a video,

I would have made at least $5.

Never making this short again. Yeah, you

get more views, but it makes no money.

12 cents for 3K views.

I made like $20 for 3K views on my main

channel.

I think the blood bucket video is gonna

make like $20 for 4K views. If I made it

as a short, it would have made 20 cents.

Oh, he's walking around now. Should I give

He's picking up rubbish.

Why is he picking Rubbish. Oh, he brought

stuff. Should I help him? He brought other

litter picking stuff and a mop.

Is that a mop?

Oh,

there's more of them.

There's 3. There's 2 women doing it too.

Should I go and help them?

Look, there's 3 of them. He brought

a whole bag of litter picking stuff.

They're looking right at me. Why are they

looking at me? Okay, let's leave. I'm

scared. They're looking straight at me.

He got 2 attractive ladies helping him

pick up the rubbish.

Yeah, he'd go, hey guys, do you need some

help? And then with the friends, and then

we go to izakaya, and then we have a

Yeah, I was looking right at that stuff.

He had mop heads. Why did he have mop

heads but no mop handle?

Cycle shop.

Is anyone looking right into the camera

when I walk past?

I'm not

even sure how to say Picking

up litter,

gomi, or how would you say pick up?

Is that policeman?

I think pickup is Hiro.

Gomi Hiroi.

Daniel forgot how to speak Japanese. Now I

know how to say pick up litter, but I

don't know how to say it as a noun, like

litter picking.

What's this?

Dinner, Thai moo.

Expensive.

If Thailand was this clean, it would be

200 times better. Yeah, but Thai people

don't clean. I mean, look at my apartment.

If I didn't clean or tidy every day, it

would have just been a dump because my

girlfriend doesn't tidy up. She just

chucks stuff into a pile.

She'll take stuff out and then not put it

away and then say she forgot. Or she'll

put stuff away and then never take it out

ever again, and then stuff rots in the

back of the fridge.

They— Thai people just don't have the same

upbringing to be clean.

Japanese people are really tidy. I've

lived with a few and they do weird stuff,

like, I don't know,

like if you're in the bed and you pull up

the duvet and it's all crinkled, they get

upset and they like pull it back down to

straighten it out.

And then they have different rubbish bins

for every type of rubbish.

It's like they're really OCD about being

tidy.

Korean women are like that as well.

I lived with two Korean women; they were

both ex. Exactly the same. Very tidy.

You use something, then you put it

straight back to where it came from.

I don't know, they're both kind of

annoying. If they're too tidy,

they're like nag— they nag you because

you're not as tidy, or they keep fussing

about. But then if they're really messy,

it's annoying because then you have to

tidy up after them. Why can't there be a

nice in-between? Ehime Prefecture.

What's that?

Why is there a shop for Ehime Prefecture?

Isn't that in Shikoku? Why is it here?

Oh, that doesn't— that say Shikoku?

Shikoku sake Maybe

we go to a bar because the stream's

working pretty well.

Pizza.

What's that? Curry.

King of Curry.

Dining. Bet I F if I go down there.

Showroom, tile labo.

Great disconnect. Maybe go this way.

Oh, supermarket closure.

My girlfriend phoned me today asking me if

I had messaged Chihiro, and I said no,

and then she said good. I don't think she

wants me to talk to Chihiro.

Maybe I'll go in the supermarket. I don't

know if I'll disconnect if I go in the

supermarket. I'll try. If it disconnects,

I'll walk back out.

Let me see,

1,500. If I go deep in, it might start

lagging. Oh, these look good. Sushi.

Well, not sushi, it's like onigiri.

Oh wow, thanks. Stir McGoat. Why isn't

Blood Bucket a mod? I don't really need

mods. People are quite well behaved now.

Oh, look at the sushi!

It's only

¥600. That's like $3 or something.

If you come back at 6 or 7 PM, they'll

have discounts. What time is it now?

It was pretty freshly made not too long

ago. You gotta wait until it's nearly

closing time, then they'll discount.

¥600. I've got ¥20,000. I could buy 35.

Seems like the stream's okay.

Oh, they got alcohol, alcoholic chocolate.

Do the restaurant. Yeah, maybe we'll go to

a restaurant for a change,

and then I do birthday stream tomorrow,

be in the hotel. I want

to see if they have whale. What's this?

Oh, this one's 30% off.

Why do they have discounts now? This is

katsura. I never—

I don't know what katsura tastes like.

All I know is the flakes they put on

takoyaki is katsura,

isn't it?

30% off. What's that?

Oh,

what's that?

30%. Oh, it's fugu.

Poisonous blowfish. Should I get fugu?

I had this with Chihiro. It tastes like

Haribo gummies.

400 yen, 30% off.

Wait, no,

I bet it tastes like nothing.

400 minus 30%

is like 42. 80, 125 yen

discount, so it'd be 300 yen, wouldn't it?

And you get, you get 8 slices.

I bet it tastes like nothing.

What's this?

Uh, tiny squid.

Oh, look, octopus.

You can put it

up your bum. Tackle.

Hey, what are these?

Baby scallops.

Oh,

these are tiny white fish.

Where's the white one?

I don't know, maybe cat's oil tastes good.

It's only ¥200. Maybe tomorrow

get some stuff. I don't think they sell

whale here. Whale is like a very niche

thing.

That's pork.

Got a good connection here.

Uh, where's the toothpicks?

I'll get the toothpicks later.

Look, when I get nervous, I start

scrunching this up in my pocket.

Okay, let's go out.

It's kind of warm now. What's this?

Office, hotel, restaurant.

Anytime Fitness, that's where I used to

go. It's quite warm now when the

wind doesn't blow. It's nice when, when

it's, um, not windy, it's warm.

Should I walk into the construction site

like Johnny?

I can't believe he walked into a

construction site and then got arrested

for 3 months.

He doesn't seem upset about it. He hasn't

changed at all after being released.

I'd be upset. I'd be raging about it

non-stop, about how they locked me up for

90 days or something.

Have you paid for cereal yet? No,

I would never. That is disgusting.

Can I walk up here?

No. I want a tripod— I mean a selfie

stick. My hand hurts.

Okay, so the supermarket didn't lag at

all. Connection's pretty good today.

That's good.

I feel like I'm following this woman.

I'll stand here for a bit.

She's walking really slow.

I hate it when people cut you off and they

walk in front of you and then they walk

really slowly. If you're going to walk

slower, then don't walk in front.

We're gonna walk to Osaka Station if we

keep going straight. This main road has

nothing on it. There's a Starbucks.

There's probably nothing down the

alleyways as well.

Wakita.

Oh, thanks Jenkins.

Welcome to my stream,

the best IRL in Japan.

What's this place? Looks very

fancy.

Hmm,

don't know where I am.

Another Apple Hotel.

Should I go left or straight?

I might go left.

Udon's really cheap. ¥300,

¥380.

I don't like udon.

Udon's really boring, don't you think?

It's just like thick ramen.

What's this stuff?

This place

is kind of weird.

A lot of music.

Is it back? Oh my God, I lost all

my viewers. I don't know what happened.

It didn't say I had no connection, it's

just Prism Live wouldn't reconnect unless—

until I force rebooted it.

Why am I lagging here?

I was standing there and then I lost

bitrate. Really weird.

I turned on airplane mode and then turned

it off. Apparently when you do that, it

switches the Cell

tower. Look at this machine. Oh, they take

Visa. I could eat here without having to

talk to anyone. Look, they take Visa.

I might eat here. Where's English?

¥1,000 and

I can use my Revolut.

Um, just looking, just looking.

Looks nice.

Um, why did she come out?

Did you see her face?

Why'd she come out when there's a machine

here?

Noodles. They got ramen with egg,

Akatora ramen spicy,

gyoza.

I don't know, it's just— what's

Kamitora ramen? ¥920.

Interesting machine though, very high-tech

with Visa. Very rare for ramen place.

Usually they just take cash, or they've

got those old machines where you put the,

um, where you press the button.

Just looking. I refuse

to speak Japanese, not because I can't—

I'm fluent— I just don't want to.

Although Chinese thing,

she looked nervous. She was like looking

me right in the eye. I don't think she

understood what I said. I don't think

Japanese people understand what just

looking means. Go away.

Okay, make a mental note. If I can't find

anywhere else, I might come back here.

Dropping again. Oh crap.

Is it back? I just saw the bitrate

tanking. As I said,

true.

Those girls look British. I don't know why

my connection keeps dropping here.

It says 1500

bitrate, then it'll drop down to like 100

and then bounce back up again.

Wait until tomorrow I get my pocket Wi-Fi.

And then I

don't know if you guys saw the British

girls. I think they were British, but they

look really young.

This looks like the coica. Yeah, just this

area. I don't want to go to Namba, it's

too crowded.

I wonder if the big buildings are blocking

What's this?

Yakitori.

Probably closed.

What does it say? If you post to

Instagram, you get ¥500 off.

Instagram, 500 yen off.

Really?

Have

I been to Nipponbashi? Probably, but I

don't remember.

Or I've been there and I remember, but I

don't know that it's called Nippon Kashii.

Oh, the wind's blowing again.

Oh, I had 140 viewers, now back down to

48. People ditch so quick when

it lags, it's crazy.

Can't even wait 1 minute for

me to get back on.

Oh, I hate waiting for the light to go

Uh, I hate Den Den Town. It's boring and

ugly and

it's full of weebs.

Ramen.

I think my connection's okay now.

I'm gonna jinx it.

They got coffee sandwich place.

They got restaurants down here. Udon.

No, I don't want udon.

All the food's the same. It's either udon,

ramen, yakitori,

takoyaki,

Italian.

Oh my God,

music! Maybe if there's music I just blow

into the mic.

Wow, look at this car. The car looks

pretty cool. What is it, a Honda? Never

seen that before.

Yeah, Kim left Ice because she

saw the way I was looking at her and

she was attracted sexually to me.

Skia is also

a good place to go if you don't want to

talk. What's this place? Ramen.

Did the stream end, or did it reconnect to

the same stream, or did it make a new

stream? I hope it didn't end last stream.

Getting hungry

Every direction looks boring. Look,

boring, boring.

Maybe I'll

go that way.

Wait, let me look at the sign.

It says going to Corbett,

walk to Corbett. So that should be west,

so that should be north.

I need to cross here though.

Someone drew a cat.

And stuck it there.

Weird.

There's nothing in this direction.

Life. Might have to check Google Maps.

I don't know where I am.

I am walking

straight to Fukushima.

I walk straight, I get to Shin Fukushima.

That's where Chihiro works. I don't know

if she works there now.

We can go to Fukushima and then take a

right into Umeda.

I walked so far.

Hmm, nice river.

Fukushima. Maybe I can find— because the

second date we went on, we went to a ramen

place outside of Fukushima Station. She

said meet me at Fukushima Station.

Fukushima Station, then we had ramen, and

then we went back to Tachibana. Maybe I

could find the same ramen shop and go

there. It was literally right outside of

the station. It'll be pretty weird to go

back in there.

Take the train? No, I want to walk.

Save money and I can talk.

Can't talk on the train, it's very

rude.

There are bicycles everywhere. Oh my God,

you can't even walk left or right on the

footpath. You've always got to check

behind you.

Tranquility area. No one seems to take

taxis here.

Yakiniku, how much?

¥2,000, all you can eat.

Too much.

Why are you not biking again? I don't

know, I couldn't be bothered.

I don't really feel nervous more about

streaming. I feel pretty relaxed,

but it's me.

That's a pretty good thumbnail.

I use that for the thumbnail.

I remember trying to do IRL in Manchester

and I was so nervous I couldn't

do it. I was sitting in that park at the

Gay Village and I was freaking out. I

don't know why I was so scared. It's not

as scary doing it in Japan because

Japanese people don't disturb you. But in

the UK, people like to— they like to shout

things at you like ni hao,

or they like to do peace signs if they see

a camera. Americans are like that. When

you're filming or taking a photo in Japan

and Americans walk past, they always seem

to want to do peace signs or do like a

pose in front of the camera.

Photobombing. Japanese people don't do