im bored AGAIN [-vgPHlRINXk]

How many times?

What? Why does it say I'm live on Kick?

Oh crap. Oops, I accidentally

went live on— what?

Uh, I wasn't supposed to go live on Kick,

but whatever, I guess.

I guess I'll go live on Kick at the same

time. Uh,

why I'm sad I

left Thailand.

Why can I never spell Thailand properly?

Why can I never spell Thailand?

Snipe D-Pac. D-Pac's gone. They all left.

Thailand is finished. No more streamers in

Thailand. I guess I'm the only streamer

left in Thailand, which makes me feel kind

Okay, let's see. Did I set it up properly

this time? G-A-Y made you green.

Yep, the water turned me gay.

Can I say the word gay? Yeah, I just left

Thailand a couple days ago. I feel kind of

sad. I thought we're gonna meet again or

maybe collab. But I guess I blew my

Accidentally multi-streamed to Kick.

LOL. I guess I could do a dual stream.

Why not? I did a Kick stream yesterday.

I did an IRL, in case you missed it. Me

and my girlfriend went to this amusement

park and stuff happened.

Like, there are these weird animal bear

things dancing and foam flying from the

The filter makes your glasses really stand

out. Yeah, I guess so.

I think it's interesting.

Now I wonder if that guy's gonna message

me because I put his face on the

thumbnail. I blocked him, so I don't even

know. That's what you get.

You message me trying to threaten me to

remove the thumbnail, I'll just put your

stupid face on every thumbnail then,

idiot, telling me what to do.

You think you can tell me what to do?

Okay, so what we talking about today?

My tongue kind of hurts because I got

another ulcer. It seems like I get an

ulcer in my mouth every month now.

Very frustrating when your job is to talk.

A lot. It hurts to talk. It's kind of

Collab with Sam? Nah, Sam's boring.

And then he'd probably just ask me about

cheating all the time again. The only

thing people can think about talking about

is cheating. As if that's the only thing

about me.

Someone accused the bear in China of being

in a costume. Yeah, I think I saw it on

Twitter. It did kind of look like a

costume, but it's

China. What do people expect? China fakes

everything, does everything half-assed.

I missed the dono a couple days ago. I

went for a massage, did a face massage

dono, and I got $10,

but I didn't see it. I don't know if that

guy's here because I'll replay the dono.

I think I fixed it so when you do a PayPal

donation, it actually pops up now. It's

just I couldn't check it on my phone

because I didn't, didn't have it set up

properly, although I thought it was set up

That stream was kind of a fail.

I think it was a bad idea. I shouldn't

have done a massage stream because it's

just like 30-40 minutes of me lying there

not doing anything. The, the viewers

dropped down to like 30 viewers, which I

shouldn't have been surprised by. It's

basically like a sleep stream.

So I think doing things where I can't talk

is a really bad idea.

Where's that subscription from?

Thank you for subscribing.

Who's subscribing to me?

I wish it was a Kick sub. Is it a YouTube

sub?

Who's subscribing?

Should meet Sam, admit that you cheated,

say it felt good. Yeah, if I just said,

yeah, I've cheated, so what, it was

amazing, then they can't really press me

I think that's just a YouTube sub. I don't

know why the YouTube sub is popping up.

It shouldn't. That's just a YouTube sub.

I don't know why the YouTube sub is— why

is my voice speaking?

I got this new bot, trying to set it up,

but it's kind of fiddly.

It should put out a message into chat if

something happens, saying thank you.

Have you been to South Korea? Yep, many

times. I think I've been there about 5

times. Used to have a girlfriend there,

lived there for a few months. Every,

every year I used to go to South Korea for

3 months. Live with her.

I don't know what I used to do. I used to

sit there watching YouTube,

drawing and stuff.

So my kick is kind of Dead now.

After the whole Ice Poseidon thing

happened, they don't watch my streams.

It's exactly what I thought would happen.

Like, I could snipe Ice, maybe get a

couple hundred followers from him, but

they won't watch anything unless Ice is in

it. So it was basically a waste of time.

I think I got like 150 viewers.

First stream after the Ice thing happened,

and then the next stream 80 viewers, and

the next stream like 50. Now I'm back down

to the numbers I got before sniping Ice,

so it's basically a waste of time,

just like I thought.

And my YouTube streams are dead too. Look

at this, 50 viewers. Oh my God,

I can't do anything to get the numbers up

now.

Oh well.

And maybe I'll just quit streaming this

year,

so I'm gonna stream today. Probably 6

hours. Girlfriend's away all day.

Wait, the Botrix just leveled up the

Streamlabs bot. Oh, there's 2 bots in the

chat now, Botrix and Streamlabs. Yeah, I

enabled this leveling system.

Why does it alert when I get a follower or

a subscriber on YouTube?

I don't think Ice would want to see me

again because I'm pretty boring. Kimberly

is non-tent NPC robot. Yeah, but she gives

Ice the you-know-what. That's why he keeps

her around. He loves her.

He doesn't keep Kimberly around for the

content, keeps her around for something

Everyone has to serve a purpose.

Like, some of the snipers in Japan were

only allowed to tag along because they

spoke Japanese, not because they were

entertaining.

Yeah, maybe I should have hung out on

Sunday when he asked me to, but I

just didn't really enjoy how I felt the

first time I hung out with him. It was

just annoying,

like the interrogation thing. It was

kind of boring for me.

I think you'd get lonely if you didn't

stream for the rest of the year. Yeah,

but if I get like 20 viewers, I'm just— I

think I'm just done.

I just stream for fun on Kick.

I can't believe it. It's insane.

I mean, how can you have 100K subs and get

like 40? I don't get it.

It's actually insane.

Do you consider yourself the main

character? Well, yeah, I think everyone

does because

we all live our lives through our own

eyes, don't we?

Imagine one day I got like 10 viewers. Oh

my God,

it's probably

gonna happen. Maybe next year I have like

10 viewers.

I feel like just deleting my channel

sometimes, honestly. Out of frustration.

Maybe if I get my sister to livestream

with me, do like a voice call. But I

haven't talked to my sister since she left

Thailand and she seems busy all the time.

People are not very interested in my

girlfriend because she doesn't talk much

and she's hard to understand,

and she tries to avoid topics that I know

my viewers would be interested in. Are you

still in the tax problem? I don't know, I

haven't heard from them in a month, so

they must be really busy,

or they're just, I don't know, taking a

long time to process the information I

Did I play Diablo 4? Yep, I got— actually,

I don't know, I never got to level 100. I

got to level 97, and then I started a new

character for the new season. Got that to

about level 50, then I got bored.

It's a pretty boring game. You just go

into a dungeon, AoE blow up everything,

get loot, go back to town, repair, sell,

rinse and repeat.

There's no feeling of community or

like social feeling, even though you see

other players who don't interact with

them. No one talks. You just do like a

world boss together, maybe. At least

in New World, people talked and like

teamed up and stuff.

Oh, thanks, John Russ US199.

Yeah, my alert's working. I think

there might actually be two alerts from

Botrix and Streamlabs. Yeah, there's two.

Internet sexiest man doing today. Oh,

thanks, Gerber. I'm okay. Feeling a bit

defeated though.

How is the internet sexiest man doing

today?

Yes, I got 2 alerts now,

which could be annoying.

Somali is very content. What does he do?

Every time I click on his stream, it's

just like super close zoomed up on his

face, or he's just like standing in a bar

and a load of people just chatting. It's

just like a load of people chatting all

the time. It's boring.

I like— I don't know, apart from Ice's

streams, who else do I like? I don't

really like watching anyone.

I'd rather watch myself. You got to start

IRL. I've been doing IRL for weeks now.

I've done loads. You don't follow my Kick?

I did a few on YouTube as well. Got a face

massage, hammer massage.

But even when I do IRL, the numbers don't

really change.

I don't know what to do for IRL. Like,

what would be something crazy to do that

won't get me arrested?

Because there's not much to do unless

you've got like a specific goal to buy

something. Apart from buying stuff,

I guess meeting people. You'd have to meet

people, I guess, to do an interesting IRL.

People don't seem to be that interested in

seeing me and my girlfriend walk around.

Why don't you get a Kick deal? I don't

know, how do you get a Kick deal?

Even Homeless got a Kick deal, didn't he?

I want $20,000 for

my Kick deal. Actually, I don't want to

kick Dale because I'm scared of gambling.

This isn't that illegal in Thailand. I

don't want to do anything that's illegal

in Thailand. Kick loves homeless.

Yeah, but who is Kick? Isn't it just Eddie

or Trainwrecks? I doubt those guys would

like me.

When you say Kick, it's basically just one

guy, isn't it? That Eddie guy.

Go to the British pub, talk to the crazy

owner. Yeah, he's funny.

There's a British food restaurant pub,

and if you go on to Google Reviews, he

replies to all of the negative reviews

with very defensive passively

aggressive replies, which are quite funny

I bet he's quite a character. I wonder

what he's like. Is he like a 60-year-old

white British guy moved to Thailand,

set up a pub?

Maybe I'm shadow banned on Kick because

the stuff I said about Deepak.

Imagine I get banned on Kick for being too

rude.

What happened to Venus Angelic? I don't

know, she posts quite a lot on Instagram,

but it's like she's given up on YouTube.

It's just crazy. During the Chihiro days,

people were so interested,

but people don't really care about my

relationship now. What was so interesting

about the Chihiro relationship that could

pull like 800 viewers when I go live

when it was something about her because

she's Japanese. So lame.

I don't know what to do.

Maybe because I showed her face, there was

a lot of drama. Yeah, if there was drama,

I guess people would come back. I remember

when I filmed the phone call in the car

when I first came here. Got like 20K

views. I was getting 20K

views with that ex-boyfriend drama stuff,

but that was last year. My numbers were

better last year. I was still getting

like 150 viewers when I streamed last year

as well. I don't know why it dropped down

to— now it's 50.

That's crazy.

People liked you back then. When?

Last year. What have I done since last

year to make people not like me?

Yeah, I think people don't like Thailand.

Which I kind of understand. It's like, I

was watching— Suspenders is back in Japan

now, and I was watching a bit of it, and

it does seem more interesting to watch

than watching him in Thailand. I don't

know why though.

It's just like watching someone walk

around the streets of Tokyo is much more

interesting. The vibe is just very

different to watching someone walk around

Bangkok. I don't know why though,

it's basically the same. It's like

buildings, lights, traffic.

I can't record the nightlife in Thailand

though.

I mean, I could go to like Nana Plaza in

the evening with my girlfriend,

but it's just full of, you know,

ladies and stuff.

Because I don't

know, I feel like an old man. I want to

get home early. Go to sleep early.

I don't want to be out all night at like

10 PM.

Anyway,

I went to Japan and streamed there for

nearly a month, and the numbers weren't

great either. It was like 100 average.

So it's not like when I was in Japan

streaming the numbers were amazing because

they weren't.

I guess I gotta get a job.

What kind of job do you do in Thai? Who,

me? I don't do any job.

Famous YouTuber.

Back to the sandwich factory. Imagine I

get a job at a petrol station here. That

would be pretty funny. Full circle.

Do you really think if I was single again

it would make my content more interesting?

So I think what would happen is I would

just get another girlfriend and move in

with her, like I moved in with that Korean

woman. And then I'd just be living

with her because it's free, and I would

have no incentive to spend thousands of

dollars in a hotel.

I just think it would be very stressful.

If I wasn't banned on Tinder, I'd have

like 10 girlfriends, I swear. It's so easy

to get a girlfriend.

Being banned on Tinder definitely

influenced my decision to come back to

Thailand because, I mean, what's the point

being in Japan if you can't be on Tinder?

The whole point of being in Japan was so

you could go on Tinder. You'd have to like

go to a bar, meet girls in real life

instead of relying on an app, which I was

thinking about, but I didn't really want

to have to do that. Other sites?

The other— I tried the other apps, but

they all suck. Like, I tried TamTam

or something, and that Japanese dating

app was not good because I needed a

passport, Japanese passport or something.

Yeah, I met Chihiro on Tinder. It's funny

meeting Chihiro on Tinder. Led me to

getting so many views on YouTube.

I think I've got too many bots in my chat

How can I stop the bots from spamming?

More bots in my chat than actual people.

Imagine I just fill my chat with bots and

I'm just talking to bots. Maybe I can

program the bots to ask me questions.

Can't you see the bots? There's Streamlabs

and Botrix posting links.

The Streamlabs link is spamming too much.

Let me tone it down. Should be like once

every 10 minutes.

Oh, it's once every 1 minute. I put 10

minutes. Once every 10 minutes.

Yeah, the Streamlabs link is real. It's

using a different bot though to

link to my PayPal.

I'm looking forward to when Ice goes live.

I hope he goes live today. He might go

live tonight. He usually wakes up late.

I felt so down yesterday, like all of

yesterday I felt really depressed. When I

heard the news that Ice left, it was

weird. I didn't think I'd feel so down.

Why don't you like saying I love you to

girls? Oh wow, thanks Makoto.

I don't like saying I love you to anyone

because it's weird.

It feels strange. I never said

it to anyone, even my family.

It just seems like a very soppy,

emotional word that I prefer not to say.

I can say, I miss you,

or I really like you. But saying

I love you is so— I can't say it without—

I mean, I can't say it seriously. It seems

How was

your day? Oh wow, $5. Thanks.

It was okay. I just woke up. That

text-to-speech voice is so fun. How was

your day? It's so emotionless.

Did you hear it? I don't know if you could

hear it. It was like, how was

Why don't you move back to England?

Because I got a girlfriend here. And I

don't know how she could live in England.

How could I get her a visa?

She's got a visa for America. Should I

move to America? I can stay in America for

a few months and she's got a visa.

That would be wild. I would hate America

so much.

I don't know if Nicholas is here.

Are you here, Nicholas? I'll play your

donation since I skipped it. I missed it

on the massage stream.

I'll pretend I got it now. Oh, thanks,

Nicholas. Your video about massage parlors

in Japan did well. How about exposés on

the dark side of Thailand? Just so he

doesn't feel like I scammed him.

I did an exposé. I did a dark side of

Phuket video and it flopped. 4K views.

Also, I don't really want to badmouth

Thailand because I'm kind of scared now.

You can't afford USA? Yeah, I make like

$1,000 a month. I don't know how I could

stay in America.

Like, imagine I look for a hotel in

New York. How much is it gonna cost me for

a month? Let's have a

look. New York

from 1st of October until 30th— 31st

of October. Would be £5,000.

Oh my god, £10,000. Everything is like

£10,000.

That's half of my entire savings. Change

the currency to US dollars.

And why city is the most expensive place

in the country. Yeah, but if we went to

America, I would go to either New York or

LA because those are the only 2 places I

know. Why would I go to— I don't know,

where would I go? Las Vegas? The only

famous cities are all the really expensive

cities. I'm not gonna go to like some

nowhere city if I'm going

to America for the first time.

Is there anything for just $1,000?

Lowest first. The cheapest hotel

is $3,000 for a month.

$4,000. Oh my god. Yep, I'm not

going to America. It would bankrupt me.

Yeah, I'd make more money if I just got a

job in the UK. I would make like $2,000.

I'd make $1,500 minimum wage. I'd probably

make like one— yeah, $1,900 a month if I

just worked in a petrol station. Even

working at McDonald's, I'd make nearly

$2,000 a month.

But maybe I would think about getting a

job if I went back to the UK, because

honestly, doing YouTube is boring when you

don't get views and you don't

know how to get views and the money sucks.

I mean, you might as well just get a job

Because I'd make so much money even if I

just worked at McDonald's. I'd make like

$2,000 a month,

and then all I gotta do is like serve

stupid chavs at the register or

fry some burgers.

Plus it would give me something to do, I

guess. It's just

so— it makes me feel like such a failure

though. Like, I wanted to be a YouTuber,

not flipping burgers at McDonald's,

but I just don't know what to do for

How are you supposed to be a YouTuber when

you don't even know what to do for

I got no content.

It's not over.

Well, I hope not. I'm hoping Armored Core

6 saves me. I think I'm gonna make my

Armored Core 6 review tomorrow so it's

ready to go. I need to post it when

I need— the timing is very important. So

with Elden Ring and Zelda, I posted my

review I think hours before

the game was released. So I think it was

like midnight for me but midday for

America. I need

the video to be circulating slightly

before the game actually comes out, so

it's like at least has a chance

to be picked up by the algorithm.

Stupid IGN and GameSpot have their review

out because they get early access.

Have I played Blasphemous? No, I never

heard of it. What's it about?

I want to buy the iPhone 15 as well to

make some videos about. I'll do an

unboxing, why it sucks, why I regret, do

not buy, and then sell it online.

Actually, I might take it back with me to

the UK and set it in the UK so I could

probably get more money,

play around with it a bit, set it on—

maybe I could send it to my sister and she

could set it for me. No, she really

doesn't want to waste time setting me

selling stuff for me. I leveled up. What

does that mean? I don't know. I got this

leveling system. The more you chat, the

more levels you get.

I thought people would find it

interesting.

Go to South America. I don't really want

to go anywhere. My goal,

my, my ideal life would be have a nice

place to live. And it's cheap and I don't

have to keep leaving the country. But

that's gonna be really boring, isn't it?

That's gonna completely kill the channel.

But I don't want to have to keep moving

countries just to get a bump in

viewership.

I just want a stable life with a nice

place to live that's cheap in a country

that I like.

What do I think when Johnny Somali said

the H and the N word? What did he say

about it? I don't even know. I can't talk

about it. I'll get demonetized.

I want to stream going to the Apple Store,

buying the iPhone,

and then I got to spam out a load of

content. That could be

exciting, although I don't really want

another iPhone. I'd rather get an Android,

but Samsung S24, I don't think it's coming

out until next year. I don't really want

it. I just want to make videos about it

and then sell it.

$1,400. Yeah, I would

need like a million views to get that

money, to make that money.

It could happen, you never

I want to do tech reviews. I want to buy

the latest tech and review it, mess around

with it. If I was rich, that's what

I'd do because I like tech.

Unfortunately, if I want views on YouTube,

I have to ditch this whole, you know, I'm

Daniel, I hide in my room thing. I need

to just completely do something else,

anything. Like, why Elden Ring doesn't

deserve Game of the Year.

But I guess I'll just— I'll do that on the

second channel, and I'll try and do my own

original content on this channel, even if

it's not getting good results. I'll just

do it anyway, I guess.

I'm thinking if I do a phone call with

people,

people would find that interesting. Also,

whose English is better between ex and

current GF? Oh, thanks. Um,

she actually said she wants to get married

next year, so Next

year could be interesting. I don't know

what's gonna happen next year. My

education visa is gonna run out next year,

and then I have to think, do I get the

Thai Elite visa? Do I get married?

I don't know,

kind of dreading next year.

Should I just get married and live in

Thailand?

She said if I'm not gonna plan my life,

then she's gonna plan it for me, and I

said okay.

Why I got forced into marriage.

No, she'd be upset if I said that.

I mean, I could have a pretty nice life

here in Thailand. We could get a house,

maybe I get a motorbike. I'll go back to

UK, get my international driving permit,

get a motorbike.

Do some bike streams, crash and

die.

Or I go back to Japan and live in a stupid

slum hotel whining all the time about only

getting 40-year-old Japanese women.

I don't know, what do I do for the rest of

my life? Is this it? Is this

the end? The rest of my

life, how it pans out, could be determined

within a year.

But then you got people like Swimmer Nick,

who's 38, and Suspenders, he's like

40-something. They still have midlife

crises, just ditch everything and run off

Can. The complaining streams were peak.

Which ones? When I complained about my

wife. They were true, I think.

Depends which ones.

Did Chris get banned again?

Chris Travels. I don't know, did he?

All you need is get a new SIM card and

phone for new Tinder. Yeah, but they ban

me again after a few weeks because they

find me again.

Imagine it's Chihiro reporting me.

Because if I make a new account in Osaka,

a fresh account, I'd be popping up on

everyone's Tinder. And Chihiro probably

still has Tinder.

Maybe I make a woman account and I catfish

Gaijin and then I stream it. That would be

funny. We get beat up though. I'd be like,

hey, I am I am Eri.

I am Aki. Nice to meet you.

And then I stream their reaction. That

would be so— that would probably go viral,

but I'd probably get punched in the face.

I'd be like, this is filming, so don't

That would actually be funny content.

Would I get in legal trouble though?

Maybe they're cool with it and then they

hang out with me and we just stream

I catfished a few people. I put this white

guy as my profile and

nearly met up, but then I just ghosted

them, cuz I didn't really want them to

come out and think we're going to meet up.

And then I got banned cuz I kept changing

my profile picture.

Why are you green? I think I look pretty

good green.

I spent so much money yesterday.

We went to a cafe, and cafes always kind

of overpriced. And we went to an arcade.

I spent 200 baht on the punching bag

machine, which I'm kind of annoyed about.

I still can't believe 15-year-old kids can

punch harder than me. What is wrong with

me? You know those punching bag arcade

machines? I tried that a few times. The

best I could get was about 8,000, and

that's when I really— I wind it up and I

did like a lunge and I did a spin. I

twisted my whole body into the punch. And

I could get like 8,200. And then there

were these high school kids just messing

around. They were getting like 9,000+.

This one kid looked pretty beefy though,

pretty big guy, but he was definitely like

a teenager. And he just went like that,

got nearly 10,000.

And I hurt my wrist from punching.

I just don't know why high

school kids are stronger than me. I

thought at least now I'm 30-something and

I've been weightlifting, I could probably

beat up a teenager. But I don't think I

could even beat up a high school kid,

even as a 30-year-old grown man.

As a school kid, I was always insecure

because I was smaller than everyone else,

and I didn't dare fight back because I was

way smaller. But I think even as a grown

man now, I still couldn't beat up a high

school kid who's not

really tiny. I really want to try though,

so like find some high school kids, see if

I could beat them up. I get triggered

when I see high school boys holding hands

with high school girls because they're

definitely doing it. Isn't it weird?

Now obviously it's weird, a grown man

doing it with a high school girl, but then

you got high school boys holding hands

with high school girls and they're

probably doing it. How's that okay as a

society? How do we say that that's okay

and we let that slide?

She's like 16. Okay, you're also 16,

but still you're doing it with a

16-year-old. Year-old girl. Does she even

have pubes? Probably not. It's just

weird. I look at them at the train

station, I see high school boys holding

hands with high school girls, and it kind

of sickens me. I'm thinking,

how come it's okay for you to do it but

not me? As not that I would, because, you

know, I'm not a pedo. Just saying.

Stupid high school boy, taller than me,

stronger than me, got his

whole life ahead and he's pulling high

school girls.

It's not fair. When I was a high

school boy, none of the girls cared about

Would you go to uni? Actually, I went to

uni yesterday. I didn't stream it though.

It was before I started yesterday's Kick

stream. We went to a university because

they've got, you know, the electric

scooters where you sign in on an app to

pay for the electric scooters. They have

those in a lot of cities like Berlin.

Seoul. They have them in Bangkok, but only

in the universities. So I got the app and

we went to a university so we could ride

them, and that was pretty fun.

But we went— we were walking around the

university and there was just students

everywhere. It was funny. Felt like, why

am I here? We're old enough to be the

parents of these students because they're

like 18. My girlfriend's 36. If my

girlfriend had a baby when she was 18,

then these university students could be

our children.

And we're just at the university messing

around with the scooters when we're grown

adults. It's kind of funny but

also sad. The scooters were fun,

but you can only ride them around the

campus. There's 2 areas where you can ride

the scooters near me, and that's at the 2

universities. You're not allowed to ride

them out of that area.

Chris Broad's yellowface controversy.

What did he do? Yellowface?

I didn't realize Chris had a podcast

channel. I should watch it.

Penguins Zero is live on YouTube now.

He gets 23,000 viewers. I don't

get it. Why can't I get those numbers?

What makes him so much more better than

me?

I can't even get 100 viewers and he gets

like 23,000 viewers.

What's so amazing about him?

It's just so unfair.

So I don't think any other YouTube channel

would get as low as 50 viewers unless

they've only got 1K subs. Actually, I

reckon a channel with 1K subs would get

more than I do.

I can't believe it.

He has good moral standards and he's

funny. I have never laughed at anything he

said, and he has the most NPC

takes on everything. Like, oh, murder is

bad, cheating is bad, it upsets people.

He has the most AI-like takes on

everything.

Fighting is bad,

cheating is bad because it is bad.

I think I have the most interesting takes

because I explore the take from

multiple angles and from multiple

viewpoints, not just this is bad. I'm

like, yeah, it's bad for the victim but

good for the perpetrator because of X, Y,

and Z. And I'm like, yeah, eating meat is

bad for the thing getting eaten but good

for the thing eating it. So how can you

say it's good or bad when it's completely

subjective?

Nothing— you can't really say anything is

good or bad because there's multiple

shades of goodness and badness.

I think to get my viewers up, I would have

to go viral again somehow, and I have to

go viral and they would have to like the

video, so I'd have to be funny and not

make them hate me. I can go kind

of viral, but only by hatebaiting people.

I got 30k views on my Baldur's Gate

review, but they will hate me because I

said the game's rubbish. So if I can

go viral but make them like me and then go

live, that would be how to do it.

But I honestly don't know how to go viral

and make people like me.

I need some jokes. I need to be relatable.

I don't really know how to be funny.

What would be funny?

I don't know why people like the No

Friends video so much. What was so great

I honestly don't know.

Relatable?

Yeah, I guess so. What else

could I say that's relatable? Like, I'm

depressed, I feel empty.

People said they found my last video

relatable. About being bored all the time.

But it's not going viral, is it? It's

gonna get like 4K views.

Yeah, I wasn't trying to go viral. I don't

know why I made it, because I saw, I saw

it on someone else's channel and it had

like a million views. I thought, yeah,

that's an interesting topic. I also don't

have friends. I'm gonna make a video about

No, I don't have— I still don't have

friends. Who's my friend?

No, I don't have any friends.

Who could I say is my friend? I would like

to— Ice is your friend? Ice isn't friends

with anyone, but he was just trolling. He

was like, Daniel, do you want to be my

friend?

He was saying it in the most trolling way

ever because I've seen him rant about how

he doesn't consider people friends until

they've spoken off stream and

had like a proper chat.

And then he was saying he doesn't consider

Sho a friend, or I don't know, other

people. They are

acquaintances.

I'd like to be friends with George,

George Trombly, but I haven't spoken to

him in 3 years.

The only, the only reason why I spoke to

him then was because I was in Korea, and

then I think some of my viewers are also

his viewers and they told him I'm in

Korea. And then I wrote a comment on his

video saying, hey, heard you coming to

Korea, do you want to meet up?

I, I don't know if that was him, but when

I was streaming on Kick Someone called

Polyglot George commented. I don't know

if that was actually him though. Why would

he come on Kick?

What's he doing nowadays?

Why I gave up my seat on Japanese train.

He's doing like story time.

Videos. And then he's got a video playing

guitar.

He was really into Korean. What's he up to

now? I think he got a license to sell real

estate. He's got so many YouTube channels.

Adventures in Asia.

But he doesn't seem interested in

Thailand. I don't think I've ever seen him

talk about Thailand.

Ice has Asperger's. I think he has

everything. He has autism, Asperger's,

narcissistic personality disorder. He's

got Messiah complex. He's got

victim mentality. He's got basically

everything. Name one thing he doesn't

have.

He's got all of the mental disorders

rolled into one.

But I think it's more interesting to watch

flawed people than well-rounded people,

don't you think?

I'd probably be much more successful on

YouTube if I was well-rounded instead

of being messed up.

I think you have to be well-rounded

to do well on YouTube. Like, people like

MoistCr1TiKaL because he's wholesome and

well-rounded and not unhinged. People

don't like unhinged people. I think I'm

pretty unhinged. Like, my— the

way I portray myself and the impression

people get off me is like, he's an

unhinged incel.

And you're just not going to do well at

anything in life when you're unhinged,

because no one's going to like you or want

to be with you or associate with you.

So that's why I'm screwed in life, no

matter what I do.

You portray yourself as heartless.

Maybe I just— I hate having to do the

whole pandering to people to try and get

them to believe that I'm sympathetic,

because I don't like— I don't like having

to pander to people.

How is Thai school? Thai school is so

boring now.

Some of the lessons have been okay. We

learned some important grammar,

but I feel like we should have been

learning this stuff way earlier.

I still, I still get really triggered with

how she writes stuff on the board and then

the whole class is copying what she's

writing. And then we're sitting there for

ages waiting for everyone to finish

writing. And I'm just sitting there

rolling my eyes thinking, why the hell are

you writing this stuff? It's already in

the book. Idiots. Why are you writing it?

It's already printed in the book.

I think I'm actually gonna lose it one day

and turn to my— turn to my side and ask

the person next to me, why are you writing

it? It's in the freaking book. He's

wasting everyone's time sitting there

waiting for like 5 minutes. The teacher's

finished writing it and I'm just sitting

there Picking my nose, doodling stuff on

my book, wishing, get on with it. What?

Oh my god,

memorization. I'm not writing anything. I

can memorize it fine.

Can memorize it better than any of them

can, which maybe should tell you writing

it is a waste of time.

I never write anything. I just remember

I like the first teacher because she

didn't do this. She would write stuff on

the board and then just start teaching and

didn't give a crap if people finished

writing or not. And people taking photos

of the board as well annoys me. I have

never taken a photo of the board or

written down anything.

Did I miss anything other than Daniel

turning gay and green? Ah, thanks, Blood

Bucket. I just whined about views again.

Now I'm whining about my school.

Just whining.

I like the first 2 teacher was ruthless.

Like, she would write stuff on the board

and then wipe it off before people got the

chance to write it down. And then some of

the students, the American guy complained

to me. He was saying that I can't see what

she's writing because she's in the way,

and then she quickly erases it before I

could write it down.

Did I miss anything other than Daniel

turning gay and green? No, I'm still gay

in green. Gay for the guesthouse manager.

I just don't know why they're writing it

when it's already written in the book.

I must look weird. I'm the only one in the

class just sitting there not writing

anything. Just staring into space.

She must think, wow, is Daniel actually

fluent in Thai and he's just pretending he

doesn't know Thai? Because he seems like

he knows everything because he's not

writing anything.

He's not actually gay. I don't know, I

watched some Thai ladyboy you-know-whats

the other day and it was pretty Yeah,

I feel like, oh, maybe I should write it

down so I don't stand out because everyone

else is writing it down. But then I'm

like, no, I refuse to bow down to

social peer pressure. You don't need to

write it down.

And I really doubt that they're writing it

down and then looking at their notes.

This guy next to me has a notebook, and I

look over to my side to see what he's

writing, and it's just like he's written

down an essay of everything,

and he's still worse than me. I think I'm

better than he is.

Is it actually the manager's face?

Yeah, I cropped in his face and put it on

the thumbnail about being gay. Do you

think he's gonna find out? Do you think

he's gonna report my video again? Yeah,

well, even if he does a privacy report, I

got 48 hours before I have to take action.

48 hours is the time frame in which I get

all my views anyway, because I don't get

any views after 48 hours.

That's what you get when you mess with me.

You're just gonna make it worse for

yourself. He can't copyright strike. I

don't even know who took the photo,

actually. Who took the photo?

Because technically it would be the person

who took the photo's copyright, and then

they would have to have the original photo

to prove that they took the photo.

And it's not even the original photo

anymore because I cropped out his face and

imposed it onto my face, which means it's

my copyright now because it's like a

completely new image.

It's the guesthouse manager in Warabi,

Japan. Yeah,

Warabi. I actually met him like 3 times.

'Cause I stayed there 3 times. And we went

out and bought food and we made— what

did we— we made takoyaki, I think, in the

guesthouse kitchen together.

But he pissed me off when we went to

karaoke. I was singing Korean songs and

then he just cancelled my song when I was

singing it. 'Cause everyone else was drunk

and passed out and it was like 1 AM. And I

was the only one singing and not passed

out, so I was just singing Korean songs

and he cancelled my song. So he pissed

me off. And then he only messaged me 10

years later to complain because I used his

picture in a gay video.

So he can suck my nuts.

If you're only gonna contact me 10 years

later because you want me to do something

for you, then you can piss off. He didn't

message me once. He, you know, he came to

the UK and he didn't message me,

so screw him,

literally and figuratively.

He screwed me in the guest house.

And then he got mad because I told

everyone we're gay. Yeah, people don't

want to be my friend and then they just

show up 10 years later because of my

YouTube. Every time people message me,

it's always only because they found out I

put their face on my YouTube video,

not because they are curious about me or

they want to see what I'm up to or say,

hey, what's up? No one ever messages me

just saying, hey, what's up? No one ever.

They're just useless people.

I hate them. Everyone just forgets about

me and then only gets mad because they

found out I talked about them on my

YouTube channel. Yeah, well, screw you.

I don't owe you anything.

I'm very upset and hurt that no

one cares about me. Out of all the people

I met over the last 15 years going to

Japan, No one cares about me. Not even

one. Not even like one ex hits me up and

say, hey Daniel, remember when we used to

do it? Like, where's the French girl?

Where's chlamydia girl? Those stupid

Screw them. Hate them.

Stupid fat French girl.

Stupid chlamydia girlfriend made me

infertile and then blocked me.

Tomoko— Tomoko said she would be serial

friends if I wasn't a YouTuber because

she's scared I'll talk about it. Because I

mean, obviously I would talk about it.

Why would I not talk about it? It's

interesting. People are so scared to be

put on YouTube.

Tomoko is— we care about you, dearest.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket. Yeah, I know you

guys care, which is why I still do what I

Maybe there's more people I can dig up

from the past to make a video about. Like

that stupid Spanish guy who stole my

girlfriend in the guest house. Should make

a video about him. Thinks he's so slick.

I know what he was doing. I knew he was in

my girlfriend's DMs all the time. We care

about you, dearest. That Spanish

guy is messed up. He would bring back

Japanese women to the guest house and then

do them in his room. I care more. And then

I remember this fat Swedish guy walked in

and they were doing it and he asked if he

could join. The Spanish guy was like, no,

get lost. But the Japanese girl was like,

come in, let's do it all together.

They're all sick. Oh, thanks,

Makoto. I love how everyone— I mean, I

appreciate all the care.

I don't know who told me that story.

I think it was the chlamydia girlfriend

because she used to hang out with the

Swedish guys. I care more.

We all care about each other.

Yeah, some of these Japanese girls that

came to the guest house were wild. Like

they just wanted a multiple you-know-what

with all the gaijin.

They probably loved his hairy chest or

something. There was a bunch of

Swedish guys and there were these Korean

girls that just hung out with them all the

time. And I tried being friends with the

Korean girls and they just were not

interested at all. And then I gave up

trying to talk to them and then they never

said anything To me, I used to say hi.

Like I'd walk past them and say 안녕 and try

and talk in Korean, and they were just one

word my my questions. I remember I

saw one of the Korean girls in the

kitchen, and I tried to say, I don't know.

I said "Genki desu ka." She's just like,

"嗯嗯," and then she looks at the ground.

And then I thought, screw this, and I just

stopped talking to them. And then every

time I passed them in the corridor, they

just looked the other way. I didn't even

do anything wrong. I don't even know what

I did. Maybe I'm just

too weird.

The events that happened at the guest

house really shaped me

into this negative, bitter old man that I

became. Because I was so different— 2011

guesthouse, I would actually go up to

people and say hi.