My new cape and hair shaving

Testing.

Need to shave this bit.

Wow,

wow,

look what I got in my bedroom.

Hello.

Hello! No, I won't shout. I nearly did.

Look what I got!

It's a

cape! Who wants to see my cape?

I'm very excited.

Who wants to see my cake?

How'd you put it on?

Look.

What you think?

Ew, this smells funny.

I think that's just me, actually.

Do you like it? I bought it just for you.

It looks pretty cool, doesn't it?

I think it looks quite cool.

And what else? Got these.

What do you think about these clips?

Pretty good?

Do you think the back of my head— do you

think the hair's too long? I don't know

now. It doesn't— I thought it was long,

but now I look at it from the side like

this, it doesn't look too bad. Um,

what should I do?

Oh no, it's falling off.

It's not very secure.

Ah.

Why won't it stay on?

Stupid thing.

Where's

my knife?

I'm sick, by the way.

I think the Turkish girl infected

me with her sickness because she was sick

and now I'm sick. Do you see the

connection? Had a sore throat

and now I'm coughing. My next video

title: The Turkish Girl Infected Me with

Her Illness. Gross.

Look what I

got.

That's a nice picture. I like that

picture.

So apparently a lot of people are

upset about the Turkish girl situation,

and I don't really know why because

I thought you guys liked drama, so gave

you some drama. Didn't I?

Oh look, dear customer, thank you so much

for your business with us. We focus on

personal care products for more than 20

years. Have a nice day.

Oh look, there's a little comb.

I used her? No, she used me for free

hotel. Free sex, and now she's getting new

subscribers on her channel. So I think

she's the one who used me actually.

Oh, vibrates.

Do do do do do do.

Bet she's pretty happy with all the new

subscribers on her channel, isn't she?

She doesn't seem to care too much about

privacy now, does she?

Okay, so this is the charger, and we have

different length teeth. This is the

longest one. Might try this one out first.

This is gonna make a mess, isn't it?

How'd you put it on?

I don't know if I want to shave it now. I

think it looks alright.

And this cape isn't going to work very

well because there's a big gap on the

This is gonna make a mess, isn't it?

It's gonna make a mess if

I do it like this, like that.

Ouch, it's pulling my hair.

I'm scared. I've never done this before.

I don't want to ruin my hair before I meet

the Essex girl. Oh,

it's really tricky.

Didn't do anything. I think it's too long.

Did anything come off?

Nothing happened.

Huh? Oh, the battery died.

Oh, it didn't. It says it's locked.

Why is it locked?

I'm confused. There's a lock symbol.

It's not working now.

It can't shave up, we have to shave down.

Maybe I need to charge it. Oh,

I hate charging stuff.

Oh, okay, I'll charge it then.

Huh? USB. That's weird.

You weirdo.

Get in there.

Oh, it's working now.

Okay, let's try again.

I can't do it. It's weird.

Oh, now it's died again.

Oh,

but if I plug it in, then it comes back to

life. Very strange.

Look.

What'd you think?

Looks quite good.

Oh, there's hair going everywhere.

Okay, let's try— I want to try this bit

here. Here.

I can't see.

Hmm, well,

I'm not sure if that looks better now.

It doesn't look like it's making a

difference, but it's a lot shorter now.

Wow, I can feel my skull.

It's a lot shorter, can't you see?

Okay, it looks weird now, doesn't it? It

looks weird.

It's itchy as well.

No, I'm not shaving it all off. Don't be

Hmm,

very tricky.

Oh shit, feels strange.

I'll look the other way,

but then I can't see.

Hmm, I think it looks quite good actually.

Yeah, I like it.

Where's it gone? Oh, oh.

Do do do do do do.

I'm covered in hair.

Don't like it.

Does it look weird?

My neck's all itchy.

Isn't the Turkish girl stupid?

She's very stupid.

Do do do do.

Can't say.

This bit's weird.

Oh, thank you. Strawberry, shave a wiener

in into my head. I don't even know how to

do that.

I think it looks nice.

Looks very nice.

Guess who's not getting sued

by his wife? Me.

I'm not getting sued.

I knew she wouldn't. She loves me

too much.

Oh, measure twice. Thank you.

I will shave a heart shape into my pubic

hair. That'd be weird.

Who's not getting sued by

his wife? It is I.

Cut this bit off.

Don't like that.

I'm not gonna shave a wiener into my head

for $2. I'm sorry, but I have

a very important date coming up with a

lovely lady. My future girlfriend,

and I need my hair looking spiffy and on

point.

Why don't I go to a hairdresser? Because

why go to a hairdresser when I can do it

myself? Doesn't make sense.

Is it streaming? Why are you saying F

again? Oh, Aldo, thank you very much.

Streaming. It is streaming. Stop yanking

my chain.

F means you're gay. So if you press

F, it means you're gay. We have a lot of

gays here. I guess that's why they like

F so much.

Not that there's anything wrong with being

gay.

If you press F, it means you're stupid.

Oh, looks like there's a lot of stupid

people here then.

Can't say I'm surprised, really.

Not very surprised.

If you press F, it means I'm the best

YouTuber and you think I'm great and I'm

always right and And the Turkish girl's

stupid. Oh, look at all those Fs agreeing

with me. I knew it. I knew the Turkish

girl was stupid. Thank you.

So nice having such a supportive community

who always understands my perspective,

doesn't jump to conclusions,

doesn't side the girl just because she's a

girl. I love my community.

She's stupid because number one,

she says she was crying during sex and I

didn't notice. And then she doesn't

describe how she was crying. When you say

someone's crying, you think, oh, they're

going, that's crying. She was not crying

like that. When I was sexing her. If she

was, I would have noticed and I would have

stopped and I would have said, why are you

crying? So she,

she claimed she was crying when actually

she was just having a little bit of tears

coming out of her eyeballs. Number one, I

can't see the tears because I'm pretty

much blind when I take my glasses off.

Number two,

Um, what if they were tears of joy? I

don't know why there were tears coming.

Maybe she had hay fever. Number 3,

what if it was dark? So I said it was

dark, and then she calls me a liar saying

that it wasn't dark, when 3 out of 4 times

when we were doing it, it was daylight.

Yes, admittedly, but the 1 time out of 4,

it was dark. And I didn't know which time

she was crying because I didn't even know

she was crying. So how am I supposed to

know when she was crying when I didn't

even know she was crying in the first

place? And number 2, if she was crying

and it was so horrible, why didn't she ask

me to stop? It's not— it's not hard to

say, can we stop, Daniel? I don't want to

do it. Can we stop? Then I would have said

okay, and I would have stopped. No,

she keeps quiet about it and then later

blames me for not noticing when it was

hardly noticeable. I'm pretty sure I would

notice if someone was crying, but she

wasn't. Some tears rolling out is

hardly crying, is it?

I'm so sorry if the sex was that bad.

But don't blame me for not noticing when

it was hardly noticeable. Okay,

if you've got a problem, then speak up and

don't just lie there holding it in

expecting me to notice. I don't know if

she's in pain, do I? She said she

was in pain during the sex. I didn't know

because she didn't say anything. Until,

um, she went on to Reddit and then started

telling everyone that she was in pain and

I didn't notice and the sex was bad and I

was selfish for not noticing. Well, maybe

you should have made it more noticeable so

I could notice. Oh, thank you, Viper.

Please provide context. Yeah, this is

about the Turkish girl. My only problem

with the Turkish girl right now is the

bleeding and the crying thing and how

she's describing it to everyone. Making it

sound like I assaulted her. He made me

bleed and he made me cry and he didn't

stop. I would have stopped if you told me.

Pardon the late entrance. Please provide

context. Is this about the Turkish girl?

And then the bleeding thing, I didn't know

she was bleeding until we finished because

I don't keep pulling it out to check if

it's bleeding or not. And then after she

told me that there was blood and I saw the

blood on the bed, I said, oh, maybe we

should stop then. And we did stop. We

didn't do it again for the rest of that

day and for the rest of the next day until

midnight. Um, it was midnight the last

day and I turned off my laptop, got into

bed, spooned her, touched her up, and I

thought— I was wondering if the bleeding

had stopped or not, but I initiated

anyway. And I thought if the bleeding was

still a problem, she would tell me and

stop me, but she didn't stop me, so I just

assumed that everything was okay and I

proceeded to make my moves.

So I don't really feel like I'm to blame

about the whole Bleeding crying thing.

The only thing I'll admit to being at

fault at is yes, I wasn't very friendly to

her on the third and the middle of the

second day. I was a bit of

a grumpy grumps, and I didn't cuddle her

because I wasn't attracted to her. Didn't

kiss her because I don't really enjoy

kissing people that I'm not attracted to.

Oh, thank you. Hiding in my apartment and

Tyrone. I wouldn't recommend it.

You'll make her bleed and then she'll

start blaming you.

Yeah, I was— I wasn't very friendly to her

on, uh,

the end of the second day and the third

day because I was feeling fed up. I don't

like being cooped up with someone all day

long for 3 days. Stuck together. One day

is fine. I can do one day easily. 2 days,

you're pushing it a bit, but I can, I can

fake friendliness and niceness. 3 days

stuck together with someone all day long,

I'm gonna get cranky, okay? I need my

alone time. I don't like being stuck with

someone all day long for that many days,

especially when it's someone who Number

one, I'm not attracted to. Number one—

number two, we have nothing in common,

and I didn't feel any connection

physically or emotionally. If it was

someone who I'm attracted to, then you can

bet your backside I will bend over

backwards to please her and to

make sure she's happy. And if

we have things in common and we talk, we

have a good connection, then yeah, I could

talk to her. All day long, or for most

of the day. But look at it from my point

of view. I'm stuck in a room with someone

I'm not attracted to, that we have nothing

in common, that I don't feel a connection

with, that I don't really enjoy talking

to. Yeah, I'd rather play Rainbow Six.

Okay, I hold my hands up, I'm guilty.

I'd rather play Rainbow Six in that

situation.

It was a very difficult situation. I felt

very uncomfortable. I didn't feel

brave enough to tell her to leave because

that would be rude.

And yeah, I would never do something like

that ever again. Never. I'm never gonna

stay in a hotel with a girl. For more than

one night. One night max. Unless, unless

she's the one, then it's not really a

problem. Uh, thank you, James. How can you

have cereal with people you aren't

attracted to? Well, it's like when you're

hungry and all you have in the fridge is

moldy bread.

Picture the scene: you're starving, the

supermarket's half an hour away, or it's

closed, All you have in the fridge is a

piece of bread. You're gonna eat it,

aren't you?

It still feels good even if you're not

really attracted to her. As long as she's

not disgusting and covered in warts,

then she's still an attractive looking

girl. She's not ugly. I never said she's

ugly. She's not disgusting. She's a

perfectly fine-looking young lady. I just

didn't feel attracted to her. I'm not

saying she's not attractive. People keep

thinking I'm calling her ugly. I never

called her ugly. I don't think she's ugly.

I just don't feel attracted to her.

There's a big difference. So I don't, I

don't feel attracted to Britney Spears or

Kim Kardashian, but They're not ugly, are

they? Well, Britney Spears is looking a

bit— There's

a difference between calling someone ugly

and saying that you don't feel attracted

to them. I don't feel attracted to, uh,

Leonardo DiCaprio, but that doesn't mean

he's an ugly man, does it?

Oh, thank you, Viper. I can't get it up

without an emotional connection. Really?

I could get it up if it's a piece of

rubber.

You're attracted to Tomoko? No, I wasn't

attracted to Tomoko. Just because I

sleep with a girl doesn't mean I'm

attracted to her.

Props to you. I can't get it up without an

emotional connection. That's what James

said. He said, I don't think I could get

it up if she's not attractive to me.

I don't really see why that's weird.

You don't have to be attracted to a person

to be able to bamboozle them.

It still physically feels good, you know,

just like bamboozling a dog probably would

feel good. Still weird, and I

wouldn't recommend it.

I don't think anything I'm saying is rude

to her. It's not her.

The problem isn't her. The problem is me.

I didn't feel attracted. That's it.

That's where all the problems stemmed

from. If I thought she was really

attractive and I felt, um,

what's the word? If I fell into her, then

I would have treated her better. I would

have made sure that she wasn't upset, but

I just didn't care. I'm sorry.

And I thought I went into it thinking that

it was like a casual hookup with the

potential to turn into something more

serious. I didn't think of it as, oh,

we're gonna meet and fall in love and

become girlfriend and boyfriend. Oh,

thank you, TSM. How's the cereal with her?

There was nothing special about it. It

wasn't the worst, but it wasn't great.

I can't explain. I don't really know what

to say in detail. It was pretty standard.

There was nothing weird about it, but not—

there was nothing that stood out about it

either.

Well, you, you asked me the question and

I'm just trying to answer honestly, and if

that sounds rude, then I'm sorry.

But what do you want? Do you want me to

tell you what I think, or do you want me

to lie or just refuse to answer?

That's the problem. I wouldn't usually

just say I don't feel attracted to her,

but people ask me, and then I feel if they

spent the time to ask me, especially if

they give me money for a Super Chat and

they ask me, then I feel like the least I

can do is answer them truthfully.

And that is the truth. I just didn't feel

into her.

But I, I understand. I get it. I get why

people are upset that I slept with her

anyway. And maybe I should make it more

clear in the future.

Um, I don't really know how to handle it.

Me and the Essex girl, we've agreed not to

sleeping together on the first date.

Uh, I don't know.

She seems to be enjoying the attention and

all the kind words people are giving her,

but she keeps saying that she's not

interested in being, being a YouTuber.

I don't mind giving her a shout out if

that would make things better. Oh, thank

you, James Morgan. You are my favorite

NEET. Hope you have enough inheritance to

do this forever. Oh, thank you. I got a

very nice phone call this morning from the

inheritance company. The reason why I

haven't gotten my inheritance money yet is

because this woman had to phone us up to

ask us questions, to ask, find out about

our financial situation. She asked my

sister, my mum, but she had difficulties

contacting me until today. She asked me

all these weird questions like, do you

think, do you think your dad would

have wanted you to receive the amount that

you're receiving? It was a weird question

because I didn't really know how to answer

it. I just said, yeah, I think so.

If that's what he wrote down, then that's

what he would have wanted. What else am I

supposed to say? I can't say, no, I think

he would have wanted me to get 100% of the

money. What else

am I gonna say? Well, actually, my dad

and my sister had a big fight, and he said

very clearly that Sabrina will get no

inheritance money and it all goes to

Daniel. What if I said that to her?

That'd be pretty funny. No, I didn't say

that. And then she asked me if I'm

financially dependent on my parents,

and I said I don't know

if I am because I've never asked for

money. My parents never gave me money,

but then they also never asked me to pay

for rent or food. So I guess I,

I was dependent because I didn't have to

pay for food. And rent, and I wouldn't

have been able to afford it before my

YouTube days. But right now I'm not

dependent because I give my mum some

money. I gave her £500. I opened a post

office debit card for her and I gave it to

her, and I can just top it up on the

internet if she runs low. Oh, thank you,

TSM.

Yeah, being famous has perks, but there's

also downsides, I guess. Like this,

I'm getting smeared pretty badly because

of the Turkish girl.

People claiming that I assaulted her,

it's just ridiculous. Even she herself

admitted that she doesn't think I raped

her. I don't like that word, it's a dirty

word. That gets you demonetized.

Go live by myself. Well, I was thinking

about moving to London, but the Airbnb

prices now are insane. For a single room

share— I mean, for an entire room, it's

about £2,000 to £4,000 a month. I think

it's because it's Easter and all the

prices go up, so that's out of the

question. I'm not spending £4,000 just to

live in London for a month.

It's ridiculous now, the price for rent in

London. It's just a waste of money.

Even if I got 200% more views from living

in London, it wouldn't even cover the

costs for living there, so there's no

point.

What I have to do is go on one of those

websites like Rightmove or Gumtree and get

a proper place with a 1-year contract or

something, but then I'm tied down to it

for a year. And I'd have to buy furniture,

furnish the place, and I couldn't just

pack my bags and go somewhere else if I

wanted to. It would be like casting my

anchor, and that kind of scares me.

So I don't really know what the plan is

right now. First, I have to meet the Essex

girl and see how that goes. Until then, I

can't really decide on anything because,

um, I quite like her, but you know, you

can't really tell until you meet people.

Manchester. Oh, thank you,

Hamza. I'm not sure about Manchester.

It's a bit far, isn't it? Her fave was

average, but she was thick. Her face?

Yeah, she was thick. She had a— she had a

nice curvy body, but I just wasn't that

into her face. Her face

in real life looks very different to the

pictures she sent me. Very, very

different. I was kind of surprised when I

met her. She just kind of looked like a

completely different person. And then in

her photos, her photos were very

confusing. Each photo kind of looked like

a different person in each photo. It's

very—I don't know—it's just so hard to

tell these days with filters and all these

camera angles. I can make my face look

very different. Look, I look now my nose

looks massive, and now it looks not so

massive. And you know, now my chin looks

kind of small. Now my my chin looks

massive. It all depends on. The camera

angle, and girls are very, very clever

at finding the right camera angle and

finding a filter. It's just very

deceptive.

And then you meet them in real life and

they don't really look how you expected

them to. I video chatted the Essex

girl and I think she looks nice even in

video chat. It's a bit dark though, so I'm

not sure how realistic

it is. I think she looks fine.

And then there's apps like Facetune where

you can just warp things and change the

shape of your face. Cameras are very

deceptive compared to the human eye. The

human eye is very good at telling what

things actually look like.

But yeah, after this experience,

um, I don't think I'm gonna do that again.

I'll make it very clear if— I

don't know, it's just tricky. I feel very

awkward telling a girl to her face that I

don't feel attracted To her. I told

Tomoko, didn't I? I get points for that,

don't I? I said to Tomoko, I don't want to

be in a relationship with you, but I still

want to sleep with you. And she said yes.

But then people were saying I still

shouldn't have slept with her because she

liked you and she would have said yes

anyway, and it would have hurt her

feelings. I didn't know women have their

feelings hurt so easily.

I just didn't know what else to do because

we were stuck in a hotel room together all

day long. Might as well smash.

Why not? There's nothing else to do.

But some girls are cool, you know, they

message me and they say, do you want to

fuck? And I say sure, then we go and fuck,

and then that, that's it really.

No, no trouble.

I think I have to become better at

deciding whether they're just DTF or

if they want something more. And if they

want something more, then we shouldn't

do it on the first date.

Oh, it's so complicated, isn't it? Why

can't girls just be like guys?

And then about the foreplay thing, I just

don't like doing foreplay if I don't feel

attracted to the girl. If I feel attracted

to her, then yeah, I'll do foreplay.

Also, also, she was sick, so I didn't

really want to kiss her. Now I'm sick as

well.

If you're stuck, why didn't you go out of

the hotel room? We did. We spent about 6

to 7 hours every afternoon walking around,

but it was so hot and I got so tired from

just walking. And there's not really much

to see anyway in Düsseldorf.

Can't spend all day long walking around

outside. It's tiring.

I want to sit there, relax, play Rainbow

Six, go on the internet, watch a movie.

And to be fair, I did put on the movie

hoping that she would watch it with me and

we would talk about the movie together,

but she wasn't interested. She'd watch

about 2 minutes and then she'd go back to

her phone and sit on the bed. Okay,

maybe she wasn't interested in the movie.

I'm so sorry, my tastes in movie— movies

aren't good— isn't good.

Me and the London girl, we didn't have

this problem because we went back to the

hotel room, switched on TV, watched the

news together, and we talked about what

was happening on the news.

And she didn't just sit there sulking

because I wasn't paying attention to her.

And there was no problems, so I didn't

make a big fuss about it because there's

nothing to make a big fuss about.

People should know by now that I'm not

good at talking to people. I'm very good

at talking by myself like this, but if you

put me in a room with another person, I

become very quiet, and I don't think

people realize that until they meet me,

and then they realize that I'm very quiet

unless you ask me questions. Unless you

ask me questions, I won't really talk

because I don't know what to say. What can

I say? I can't— I don't feel comfortable

just rambling on like I do now because I

worry that they might be bored. I'm not

worried now because if you're bored, then

there's nothing stopping you from clicking

off the stream. If you're with someone,

they can't just go click off you, can't—

can't— can they?

That's why I like the Essex Girl, because

she asked me questions, and then I feel

more comfortable talking if someone asks

me something. I'm a bit like my dad. My

dad was the same. He would only speak most

of the time if you ask him a question.

Otherwise, he would just sit there in

silence most of the time. So me and my dad

are quite similar.

Yeah, I lost quite a lot of subs, which

sucks, but I, I kind of knew this was

gonna happen. I don't really care, I've

lost subs before. Remember when I made the

Why I Don't Date Black Women video? I lost

nearly 1,000 subs.

That was fun.

I lose, I lose subs every time I upload.

At the end of the day, subs doesn't really

matter because you see channels that have

2 million subs and they barely get 20K

And I did some maths. So let's say I lost

200 subs and those people never come back.

That means I've lost 200 views on every

video from now on. But I made about 70,000

or 80,000 views from the whole Turkish

girl fiasco. So how many views would it

take until I get 70,000 from those lost

people? 70,000 divided by 200

is like 300-something, so I'd have to make

300 more videos before I start

feeling the loss.

And if people get upset that easily, then

maybe it's best if they do unsubscribe.

I'm just telling you what happened. I

didn't feel into her, so Um, I played

Rainbow Six.

I did try my best on the first day, but

the second day I started to get fatigued.

Third day I started to get fed up and I

couldn't fake it anymore. One day is my

limit for faking niceness. I can't fake

niceness if I'm not interested. I find it

extremely difficult. To fake being

interested in someone. I'm just not that

good at faking emotions. If I feel bored

and uninterested, you'll probably notice.

I'll be like this.

I think people were being too harsh on me,

to be honest.

At the end of the day, it was just 2

people meeting And it didn't work out,

and I called her annoying because she was,

and I said I didn't feel attracted to her.

What is the big deal?

Really, I think people are overreacting

about the whole thing.

You're not taking the blame for what you

did. I've actually said that I admit I was

at fault for ignoring her, not treating

her nicely, several, several, several,

several times. People don't seem to

listen. Even in the video I said, okay,

it was my fault for ignoring her, but that

was because I didn't feel interested in

her.

But for some reason people love telling me

that I never take responsibility and I'm

always blaming other people when I've

admitted to being the one at fault several

times. Why don't people listen? I don't

I admit I was a dick to her. I didn't

treat her very nicely on the 2nd and 3rd

date. I ignored her and I played Rainbow

Six because I felt bored. When you feel

bored, you do things that you like doing.

What more do you want?

I'm not really sure what else you want me

to do, really.

I'm not denying that what I did was wrong,

but I refuse to take the blame for not

noticing her crying or not noticing she

was in pain because Because she didn't

tell me, and it just wasn't very

noticeable. If I did notice, I would have

stopped. If you think that I would

seriously not stop after noticing

that she was crying, then you're wrong.

I'm not that kind of person. I don't like

hurting people, and I definitely do not

like blood. Blood grosses me out.

People are giving me a lot of, um,

criticism for this and don't really know

what else you want. So yeah,

either just accept my explanation

or unsubscribe, I guess. Oh, thank you,

you're Have I ever tried anal? No.

Anal grosses me out a bit. I think it's

I've never had any interest in anal

because, from what I hear, it's painful

for the woman, and I don't enjoy causing

people pain. I just don't. If I

unintentionally cause pain, then that's

because I didn't notice, and I'm very

sorry for that.

But I stand by my, my statement

that she should have said something and

she should have told me that she didn't

want to do it if she didn't want to do it.

I didn't pressure her.

I didn't force myself onto her.

And that's kind of why I'm a bit annoyed,

because the way she's explaining things

sounds like I did, and it sounds

like— she makes it sound like I made

her do something that she didn't want to

do, which is not true.

Have I ever tried weed? No, I have

not. Admitting while giving

a thousand excuses isn't enough. They're

not excuses. It's me explaining

why I did what I did. Don't you want to

know why I did what I did?

You admit, but you don't change. Excuse

me, I just said that when I meet the Essex

girl, we're gonna do things differently,

and I'm not gonna do this staying with

hotels, staying with girls in hotels

anymore. People don't listen.

This is the first time this has ever

happened. I've never made a girl cry or

bleed ever before.

Ask Tomoko. Did I make her cry bleed?

I think Tomoko had a very nice time with

You asked me to explain myself, and then I

explain myself, and then you say I'm

making excuses, and then you say I don't

admit to faults, and then I do admit to

faults. And then you say I'm only

admitting to faults and then giving

excuses. I don't know what you want,

really.

I'm trying to explain from my,

my perspective, trying to

tell you why I did what I did, but you

still want to tie me to the Stake and

burn me, don't you? Apart from

losing subs, I think losing subs is a

pretty fitting punishment, don't you?

What do you want me to do, whip myself?

What if I buy a little taser and I zap

myself until you're satisfied with my

punishment? Father, I have sinned, please

forgive me.

I will electrically shock myself for

donations. How's that? A lot of people

want to beat me up and punch me. Here's

your chance. I'll zap myself for the right

amount of money. I don't know if YouTube

would allow that though. It sounds a bit

fishy. Not a proper taser, you know those

little toys that give you an electric

shock? Oh, my knees are killing me.

Oh, thank you, Viper. There's nothing to

apologize aside from leading her on beyond

the first date. It was consensual and you

both lacked communication. Yeah, um,

I guess I should have told her that I

wasn't attracted to her.

But what's done is done. Ow,

ow.

How's my mum? She's exactly the same as

she was a couple months ago. She keeps

repeating the same thing over and over

again. She keeps repeating everything that

happened to my dad in vivid detail, and

it's kind of depressing. I try not to

think about it too much because if you

just keep thinking about it in detail,

it just makes you feel depressed.

I think about him sometimes, but I don't

sit here all day, um,

imagining the entire process and every

single thing that happened over and over

again in my head. I, I told

her just try not to think about it so

much, but she doesn't.

It's just a bit depressing to listen to.

But if that makes her feel better, then I

guess the least I can do is listen. I

don't know what to say, so I don't really

say anything back to her because there's

not really anything I can say to make her

feel better. I think she just wants

someone to listen, probably.

Look at all this hair.

Do you think I'm okay like this?

I think it looks a lot better.

Daniel's sad because everyone hates him.

Yeah, I am a bit sad actually. I feel

like everyone's against me. Not everyone,

I know some people are understanding,

but then I know a lot of people hate me

and they feel

disappointed or disgusted with me.

It's a bit depressing when you get 1,600

dislikes when I felt like I explained

things pretty well and I was quite fair to

her. I didn't insult her. I said she was a

nice person. She had a bubbly personality.

We just didn't click.

I didn't lie or make up excuses.

I don't really know what else I could have

done apart from not having sex with

her. That would have been a better idea.

I just didn't think that it was very

serious. I thought it was just like a

casual hookup with the potential of

becoming serious if we liked each other

enough, but I didn't like her enough. So

it was nothing more than a casual hookup.

I didn't know that she

would— I don't know.

I don't think she's that upset that I

slept with her even though I wasn't

attracted to her. That's what you guys are

upset about. She's upset because I

shit-talked her on Discord and then I

made money. By talking about her, and she

doesn't like feeling used,

which is understandable.

And this is the same reason why me and my

wife kept fighting. Because something

would happen and I'd go onto Discord and

I'd vent about it,

but she was never supposed to find out.

She was never supposed to see it. I just

wanted to vent.

Who's making sound?

Oh, my Discord server gets me into so much

trouble, doesn't it? If I never said she

was annoying in the Discord server, none

of this would have happened. We would have

said bye and everything would have been

fine. And she wouldn't— she would have

been— she was okay with me making the

video and uploading it until she found out

that I said bad things about her, and then

she got angry. And then she started

telling everyone what happened. But she

keeps saying that I'm lying about it. I

don't know what she thinks I'm lying

about, because if you check both our sides

of the story, they match up pretty much

100%.

What did I lie about?

I don't think I lied about anything.

Maybe I got a detail wrong by

mistake.

You said it was dark and you didn't see

It was dark and I didn't see her crying.

It was dark one time out of 4 times.

The other 3 times it was daytime, and I

thought the crying took place when it was

dark. I don't know when the crying took

place because I didn't even notice it

happening. When she said she was crying,

I thought she meant that she was crying

when I was playing Rainbow Six. I had no

idea it was, it was during the sex.

So I don't know when it happened because I

didn't even know it happened in the first

And if I noticed her crying, I would have

stopped. I wouldn't just carry on.

It's not me lying, it's just me not

knowing the whole story from her point of

view. I'm telling it from my point of

view. I don't know her point of view

because I'm not her, and she didn't tell

me until she started telling everyone on

Reddit and comments. So she told everyone

on the comments and, and Reddit before she

told me. So obviously my story is going

to be slightly different to hers because

she didn't tell me. I didn't

know about the crying.

I honestly do not remember any crying.

Heard a bit of sniffing, that was it, but

I thought that was because she had a cold.

I knew she bled because I saw the blood

and she told me she was bleeding. I didn't

see tears.

Didn't know or didn't care? I didn't know.

How could I care if I didn't know? How can

I say I don't care about her crying if I

didn't even know she was crying?

Yeah, I know I didn't notice her crying.

Okay,

because she wasn't crying loudly. She was

just having tears.

She wasn't going— do you

think I wouldn't have noticed if she was

boohooing like that? Of course I would

have noticed. So obviously she was crying

very, very, very Discreetly.

How am I the one to blame for not noticing

if she is doing it in a way that

would be unnoticeable?

She was not crying loudly,

audibly. There was no sound coming out

when she was crying, when she was crying.

There's lots of different types of crying.

When I cry, I don't make much of a noise.

I just have tears and my face scrunches up

And again, she should have told me if she

was really unhappy and uncomfortable doing

it. She should have asked me to stop, and

that's on her.

You need to speak up. You can't just keep

quiet about things like that. Otherwise,

how am I supposed to know? You can't

rely on me noticing. Sometimes people

just don't notice things unless you say

something.

If I'm a teacher in a classroom and one of

the students needs to go to the toilet but

is too shy or doesn't want to say she

needs to go to the toilet and then she

shits herself, am I to blame? But if the

parents get angry at me, why did you let

my daughter shit herself in class? Why

didn't you let her go to the toilet? And

then I'll say, because she didn't say she

needed the toilet.

If she told me, then I would have let her

go. But how

am I supposed to know unless you say

something? There's no point saying it

after it's all finished and then trying to

blame me for not noticing and being

selfish. I think that's unfair.

And yeah, I'm also to blame for not

telling her that I didn't feel attracted

to her. I should have told her. I should

have spoken up. Should— I should take my

So I think we're both to blame for very

similar things.

You both suck at communicating. Yeah, we

do. And that's what caused all the

problems. If we were good at

communicating, then none of this would

I waste so much money. Why don't I go to a

barber? Because I don't like talking to

people, and I know how I want my hair to

be done. It's easier to cut it myself than

to try and explain how I want it done.

And then maybe I might explain it

incorrectly and they'll cut it wrongly,

and then I'll be all disappointed.

I'm just looking forward to when this

whole situation blows over. It's kind of

boring at this point.

If people want to unsubscribe, then fine.

There's nothing I can do to stop them.

I've already said sorry. I've already

admitted to what I did wrong. What more do

Am I scared of losing subs? Well, I've

lost subs before and it didn't really make

much of a difference. You know, there's 7

billion people on the planet. I think I

can afford to lose 300.

There'll be more people. Or people will

come back. I've noticed a lot

of people who say they're unsubbing, and

then I notice their name in the comment

section a few weeks or a few months later.

Where's my iPad? I cancelled the iPad

because it got delayed, and then I bought

a Surface Pro, but then I cancelled that

as well because that got delayed as well.

I don't know what's going on with Amazon.

Every time I order something, it kept

getting delayed until my clippers came.

Why not go to the Apple Store? Because I'm

too lazy. And if it's not coming

today, then I don't want it at all. If it

says arriving today and it doesn't, then I

don't want it. I don't want to wait. I

want it now. It's either now or never.

I don't really need one anyway, so I guess

it's good because I saved money,

didn't I?

I don't really need a tablet, do I? I

don't go anywhere, and if I moved out, I

have my laptop.

Going on the Apple site. The problem with

the Apple site is I don't I can refund it.

I want it on Amazon because Amazon is very

generous. They let you refund stuff even

if you've opened it and used it. So I was

gonna play around with the iPad or the,

the Surface and then return it after a few

weeks just to try it out.

What happened to my iPad in Japan? My wife

probably sold it, but it's not worth much.

It was an old iPad Pro from 2017,

not worth more than a couple hundred

So I think that's all that

should That has to be said about the

Turkish girl. I would like to not talk

about it anymore because

people don't like my reasoning. They don't

like my answer.

That looks pretty cool.

If you have any questions, then I could

answer them.

Do do do do do do do do.

Well, if you feel so bad about the Turkish

girl, go on her channel, subscribe, watch

her stuff. That might make her feel happy.

Her channel is P U L A R T.

I gave her a shout out.

Did I see Endgame? No, I hate Marvel

and I hate superhero movies. They're so

lame. Thanos, he's just like a big fat

purple guy. Most boring villain ever. He

just clicks his fingers and he's

invincible. I hate villains who are

invincible. It's just stupid.

I don't understand how anyone over the age

of 15 can genuinely enjoy a superhero

movie. They have terrible stories where

it's all basically bad guy wants to

destroy the universe or take over the

world, good guy has to stop him. That's it

every single time. It's just a different

superhero. There's no originality.

Basically The whole Thanos thing is he

collects power crystals around the

universe, becomes very powerful, and then

does bad things, and then the superheroes

have to stop him. Wow, great story

writing. And then the action scenes are

okay, but they're so childish. There's no

blood, there's no gore. It's just like

watching a kids show. If there was blood

and gore, then Yeah, I would enjoy that.

The only one I liked was Logan because it

was bloody and realistic, and I quite like

the Spider-Man original trilogy.

But apart from that, I'm not into— I'm not

into superheroes. I think it's lame.

And oh, don't even get me started on Game

of Thrones. That was the most

disappointing episode I've ever seen. It

was terrible. It was so dark,

you couldn't see what was going on, and

then the ending was so anticlimactic,

and the battle tactics for the battle were

just horrible. Who sends the cavalry all

on their own charging head-on into hordes

of infantry? What did they think they was

going to do? Did they think they would

defeat the entire Andal army just using

the Dothraki? Obviously they're going to

get wiped out. You might as well keep them

all together so they can fight together

instead of sending them off one by one.

And then only Jorah comes back all by

himself. How convenient, even though he

was at the front of the charge, not even a

single Dothraki came back with him.

It just made no sense. And then all the

defenses were rubbish. They put the

catapults in front, they stood in front of

the defensive wooden spikes instead of

behind them, they didn't set fire to the

barricade until the zombies were right

there. How about planning ahead

and setting them on fire before they reach

the barricades? That would have been

better. Oh, it was just so bad.

It's like the person who, who wrote