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Guys, oh wait, oh yeah, the Wi-Fi

is off.

Yeah,

slowly getting my channels back up and

running. Got a new Instagram.

Really wish I didn't delete my old

Instagram. There's no way I'm getting

6,000 followers back. I only got 6,000

followers from my peak.

I probably won't even be able to get 500

now. Where have you

been? Just been working.

Busy with life, taking a step

back from YouTube.

Yeah, thanks to everyone who joined from

the community post. Can you see it in the

description? I put the link in the

description. Yeah,

I'm still in the UK.

What happened all these months? Well, I

was just trying to have a normal life

without YouTube. That didn't last long.

No, I meant in the description of the live

stream, there should be a link to my

Instagram. Yeah, I got a real

job now, so I just do YouTube for fun.

When I'm bored.

I pressed, I pressed something and then it

took me back to the YouTube home screen

for some reason.

Can I stream normally, not in short mode,

short form mode? Um,

Does it really make a difference?

I got this tripod I found,

and I found my old mic,

the Blue Yeti, but I need a USB cable.

Maybe I set Streamlabs up again at some

point. Just, I need to enter

the stream key and everything.

No, I'm not doing mukbang live streams.

People found that disgusting.

Yeah, I guess at some point I'll set up my

old setup again. On my laptop and

stuff. Do I feel better

after?

Yeah, maybe,

like getting used to it.

Garden stream? I don't

know. It's just kind of windy.

Get your old videos back. I put some of

them back up, like the best ones,

but I don't really know what to do for

content anymore. So I can't really travel

because I don't have online income unless

I go hard on the streaming again, which I

don't really want to do. And I've got a

car now, so,

you know, I thought— I did kind of get

excited about planning a road trip to

Wales. I looked into like a tent for

the car And Starlink and,

uh, planned a few places. I can't be

bothered though, it's like 6 hours drive

away. Starlink could be cool though,

put it in the car. Problem is it

has to be outside the car. I don't know if

it works inside the car through the

window. It might do, it might work if I

put it in the front, like under the front

How do you feel about multiple videos

about you during your hiatus? Which ones?

All I know is there's like— there's been

some TikTokers who made a video about me,

like 30-second one where they just laugh

at me. But apart from that, I don't really

know of any others.

Do you want to do YouTube as a hobby now?

Yeah, just do it for fun. No pressure.

No more 10-15 hour streams

because that was just burning me out.

I feel like I shouldn't do stuff for

the sake of content and just let stuff

happen naturally. And then I just talk

about it. Because whenever I try and plan

stuff to do it just as content,

never seems to really work well. The best

content I have is when it just naturally

happens. I, I don't

really feel like you guys really care

about seeing me randomly travel unless

there's a girl involved.

Can I film in landscape? Uh, maybe next

time. What happens if I do that?

It says orientation locked.

What arc are we on now? Well, it's like my

old analogy. Um, I'm like a bomber.

I go out on bombing runs, and then when I

run out of ammunition, I come back to the

home base or the aircraft carrier to

restock. So I'm back at my mum's house,

ready— or I mean, I don't know if I'm

ready, but like waiting for the next arc,

wherever it takes me. The whole Devon

thing The whole Devon thing lasted way too

long. A year and a half in Devon.

So unless I meet a new girl who lives far

away, I don't really see

myself moving anywhere.

I can't believe I moved all the way to

Devon. Got a house and furniture

and everything. It was only 2 years ago,

less than 2 years ago actually, like a

year and a half ago.

A year and a half ago. Yeah, it was last—

it was actually last year in January,

wasn't it? I had that fight with my mum

and then I stormed out. Also,

guess who I can talk about now?

Guess what expired a couple days ago?

Guess who has no legal obligation to

not talk about certain something anymore?

Guess what starts with an N, ends in an O?

So basically, um,

I got arrested last October.

And then released on pre-charge bail,

and they dropped the cases earlier this

year. They took my iPhone. They took my

iPhone Air. I still don't have it back.

Yeah, the police showed up at my Devon

house, took me to the station. I got

interviewed. Put in a cell for hours.

I'm still kind of scared to talk about it,

to be honest.

How do you vape inside? Because it's just

water, isn't it? It's not smoke, it's just

like a humidifier blows out water vapor.

Yeah, well, I, I don't want to like get

too cocky with it. Basically, I just got

arrested in October and then released on

the same day.

I nearly shat myself. I kept farting

during the arrest procedure. I couldn't

help it, it just kept coming out.

Yeah, they don't even have a seat belt in

the back of the police van. I was like

sliding around in the back trying to hold

on. Isn't it crazy they don't give you a

seat belt? In the back of the van.

Can you hint at it? Well, apparently I

accidentally breached it on the day I got

so that kind of sucked.

But thank God it's over now. I don't want

to go through that again. I would never

make the same mistake and be

at risk of getting in trouble like that

again.

British girls don't mess about.

As soon as they don't get what they want

or they— things don't go the way they

want, they run to the police. And snitch

on you. It's crazy,

but it's been a rough— it's been a rough

year.

That's why I don't date British girls.

Well, yeah, this is what I've learned

recently, is do not fuck around with

British girls.

They run straight to the police.

Oh, hey Adam, nice to see you too.

The problem is I can't really date

overseas anymore because I don't have

online income anymore to be able to afford

living there,

so I'm kind of stuck in the UK.

No, I don't have a criminal record because

I was never charged.

I was let out on pre-charge bail and then

they dropped it.

Why did you remove your videos? I removed

everything because I thought I could— I

thought I could have a healthy life and

put YouTube behind me. And then I got

bored. I got bored

with how things were, and I kind of missed

the social interaction with people, even

if it's just online.

So my top advice is don't

trash talk your exes online unless

they're from another country, and then

it's fair game because what are they gonna

Send Interpol after you. Like,

I mean, like, I trash Miller. What, what

can she do? Come to the UK and like file

a report in the station here or something?

I mean, they, they're not gonna bother,

are they? Who bailed you out?

No one. So how it works is and

I think it's really dumb,

is you're basically—

it's like, it's not innocent until proven

guilty. It's like they assume you're

guilty, but then they don't have enough to

actually make a case. So whilst they're

still investigating the case, they'll let

you out on pre-charge bail. Well, then

it's like If you don't have enough for the

case, then why did you arrest me in the

first place? Like, you shouldn't have

arrested me in the first place if you

don't have enough evidence. How about you

finish collecting the evidence and then

actually arrest me? She wasted my whole

day, and now I lost my phone,

and I probably have to drive all the way

back to Devon to go pick up the phone

because I doubt they're gonna post it to

Yeah, they kept, they kept extending the

pre-charge bail every month. I said, you

gotta come back to the station on this

date. And when the date came, I said, oh,

it's been extended to next month. You

don't need to come.

And then I cried in the prison cell.

It was so

depressing.

Uh, the thing they accused me of breaching

wasn't even on the list of things I wasn't

allowed to do. Like it never said on the

list of things I'm not allowed to do that

I'm not allowed to. I don't

even remember what it was. I think is when

I was saying this is all a load of lies.

That was the thing. So obviously

that didn't hold up.

Was I happy in Thailand? Not really. I

felt trapped, sexually frustrated,

bored. Channel was dying. You remember

in Thailand, people got so bored

of my life in Thailand, I was getting like

70 viewers at the end, and I had to go to

Japan to revive the channel. And meet a

bunch of people and get in trouble again.

I remember when I first went to Thailand,

people were quite interested. Like, I had

280 viewers, and then as the months go

by, people just lose interest. I was in

Thailand for like 2 years.

You were on stream saying you might call

the cops on yourself because you couldn't

be trusted. Yeah, they brought that up.

They were like, what's this about?

Thailand's pretty boring though. I've

tried doing IRL in Thailand, like I went

on tuk-tuks and I walked around the

markets, but it's just not interesting,

is it? I went to Japan afterwards and

all that drama happened, like getting

stream sniped. Attacked by Japanese

teenage chavs. They're like,

"Oi, ryukke! Omae! Oi, ryukke! Omae!" The

stupid nasal voices. Japanese teenage boys

have the most irritating voices, like

really nasally. It's like in Japan to

sound intimidating, you gotta make your

voice nasally. お前! Like that.

It just sounds stupid.

You know, I was walking home and then some

stupid kids on bikes screamed in my ear.

Yeah, everyone's like, oh, Japanese people

are so respectful and they're so nice.

No, they're fucking not. The most rude

people I've ever met were in Japan. The

docket man yelled at by that van driver

because I, I was at the green,

I was at the traffic lights and I was on

his left and he was trying to turn left

and I undertook him and

then he got angry at me and he cancelled

his left turn to come chase me down and

shout at me out the window. What a stupid

idiot. I mean, if you're trying to turn

left, you should check your mirror and

make sure there's no cyclists. Okay,

maybe I shouldn't have undertook him.

What was my first ever video with Japan?

Wasn't it meeting the single mother

girlfriend?

Can I still speak Japanese? Yeah, I guess

so. I went on to HelloTalk and I joined a

voice chat. It was boring though.

Daniel, please, new server. What, Discord

server? I have actually made one, I just

haven't like set it up.

Can you, can you guys join my Instagram?

I really shouldn't have deleted my

Instagram. So annoying. Had 6,000

followers on that. I had all these

pictures from, from the lore, like meeting

Ice Poseidon. Come on guys, join my

Instagram. It's gonna have amazing stuff

on it, like, I don't know.

I don't know what to put on the Instagram

The Instagram is in the description.

I'll try post it in the chat. Hold on,

I sent the link to myself.

Copy link.

Um, switch account.

Okay, there's my Instagram.

Daniel 1111.

The neck hole is stretched out.

It always seems to get pulled to one side.

Do I miss cereal? Yeah, it's been like 4

months now since I had cereal.

Just gotta use my imagination and my hand.

It sucks. It sucks going from having

constant cereal to then cold turkey,

absolutely nothing. And then

you gotta find a new person.

Such a pain in the backside going on

dates. I hate it.

I had a date last week and it was so

Like, I mean, when you do it yourself,

you've got to put a lot of work in to, to

imagine something that's hot. Like,

you've got to cycle through your memory

banks and go, hmm, now I'm bored of that,

and I'm bored of that. Oh, this one's kind

of interesting. Oh, let's try this

scenario. Like, you come up with all these

crazy scenarios in your head. To get you

off. But when you're actually having

cereal, you don't actually have to think

of anything unless you're

doing it with someone that you don't find

attractive at all, and then you gotta like

close your eyes and picture someone else.

In that case, I'd rather just do it

myself.

So did you guys miss me? I thought maybe

I'd just do one stream a week. I don't

want to bore you all by

streaming every day like I used to. Get an

escort? It's boring. Done that before and

it's rubbish. It's not passionate,

it's not exciting.

It's very rare to actually like the girl

and then she just looks like she's faking

it.

Are you just gonna stream on YouTube?

Yeah, I'm not going back to Kick. Kick was

paying me like $3 an hour at the end.

I miss your content. So what do you

want me to do next?

There's no content with no girl.

Without a girl, there's no content,

basically. You look at all my content,

it's always because I moved to go be with

a girl. The one time I didn't

was when I moved to Manchester, and do you

remember how boring that was? There was no

drama, there was nothing to talk about.

It was just me stuck in the apartment in

Manchester being bored. So randomly

going somewhere for the sake of going

somewhere is not the way.

Day trading, I've given up on that. I

can't make money doing that.

What happened to Fasta? Um,

I had a look on her Instagram. She hasn't

really posted much. She seems like she's

still single. When— before we broke up,

she was saying stuff like, if we break up,

I'm never gonna get another boyfriend

again. I wonder if she was actually

serious. She cut her hair really short.

And it still looks kind of short.

Do I still miss her? Not really.

I mean, it was, it was a nice little part

of my life where I lived in Thailand, I

Do I still draw? No, I don't have an iPad.

So yeah, I just don't really know what to

do next with life apart from just pay

my mum back. I owe her £22,700

still. I think I could pay her back

Maybe 800 tomorrow.

I think I could pay back 800 tomorrow,

end of this week. Buy an iPad?

No, I need to stop buying stuff and just

focus on paying money back. Although the

Samsung Galaxy Fold 8 wide does look kind

Stream quality is shitty. Maybe I get

Starlink. I got the Tesla, I got Grok, I

just need Starlink to complete the

package. I'm not

an Elon Musk fanboy, he just makes good

products. Doesn't mean I support him or

his views. It just means his companies

make good products.

I doubt he even has much input anyway. He

probably just goes to his team, it's got

to be like this and it's got to do this,

make it, make it happen, get done. And

then he's got like hundreds of engineers

actually working on it. Elon Musk is

sitting there coding Grok, is he?

Does he even know how to code? Probably

not. Am I a changed man?

I have more wisdom and I'm wiser.

Name one good product. Uh, Tesla, Grok,

and Starlink.

I mean, what kind of person goes, I'm

gonna make a company, I'm gonna— I want to

sell this product where we need to launch

rockets into space and disperse a load of

satellites that are going to orbit the

planet. That's insane, but he actually

made it happen.

BYD's better.

Yeah, BYD is like $30,000 to $40,000.

It better be better,

but I think BYD looks kind of ugly.

Tesla is still the best looking car on the

roads. Whenever I see a Tesla, I'm like,

damn, that looks like a good car. Best

looking car on the road. Wasn't I doing

computer science? Yeah, for like 2 weeks

when I was— how old was I?

I was like 20 years old. I tried going

back to college. And I tried computer

science because my dad— I was going to do

psychology A-levels, and then my dad was

like, oh, that's odd, I thought you'd be

more into computers. And then I, I changed

my mind and I did a computer science

course, and it was so boring.

It's just like learning binary and what a

hard drive is, and like 60-year-old

boomers explaining to you how to make an

app. It's just weird because I don't know,

if I'm going to be taught about apps and

web development, I'd want it to be a young

guy, not some 60-year-old boomer who

didn't even grow up with this stuff.

Yeah, the college thing was a waste. You

know why I went to college is because I

was still really obsessed with this idea

of living in Japan And I wanted to get a

degree so I could teach English in Japan

and have a job like everyone else did and

get a visa. That was before I gave up on

all my dreams, when I was still hopeful.

I think I was like 21. I came back from

Japan for the first time in 2010 after

meeting all these English teachers who had

visas and good money, and I thought,

damn, I wish I had that. So I signed up to

college Thinking I was going to go to

university and get a degree. Thank God I

didn't do that because I just would have

gotten loads of student debt, like 100K

student debt, lost interest in Japan

anyway, wouldn't have been able to become

an English teacher because I'm weird and

awkward, and there's no way I'd be able to

stand up in front of a classroom full of

kids trying to teach them English.

There's no way that's going to happen.

No, I just— I don't have the personality

or the energy to be an English teacher.

I'm not stalking Shahira on Instagram. I

just followed her to show support.

She looks like she's aged a lot though.

Thank God I divorced her.

Everyone was like, oh, you made such a bad

mistake divorcing her. Uh, no, I didn't.

Look at her pictures. You both aged.

Yeah, I mean, I'm the same age that she

was when we got married, I guess, which

was 37, 36.

I guess I won't look too hot when I'm 45

I wonder if I'm still going to be getting

pimples when I'm 45. Got another stupid

one here.

What's the next step for you? I really

don't know.

It depends when I get a new girl, I guess,

and where that takes me.

I do, you know, I miss the days when I

just go travel some random country, meet a

girl, move in with her, but that only

worked when I had YouTube income and I

could live overseas and support myself.

Now maybe I can again if I just

went hard again on YouTube, but I just— I

don't really want to. I don't have any

video ideas. I don't have a big audience

anymore. The best

I can do is I just work here, save up

money, and then go on a trip for like a

month. After I pay back my mom and I can

pocket all the money, yeah, maybe I could

go on a trip for a few weeks to Europe,

or maybe, maybe Thailand or Japan, just

for a couple weeks, just for a change of

But only if I have a lot of money and and

I get so bored.

Or I could drive to Europe. I remember

you know who was saying stuff like, oh,

let's do a road trip to Italy. Yeah, I

could go on the Euro Channel thingy.

There's 2 ways to get to Europe. You

either drive onto the ferry or you drive

onto the tunnel train, the Channel Tunnel.

Uh, my mum is not suffering. What do you

mean? I checked the subreddit.

They're currently whining about how I

didn't say goodbye to Keith. Look, I'll

tell you what happened with Keith, okay?

Fucking subreddit people. You always got

to twist the story, don't you? So the last

time I saw Keith, I was still living in

Devon and I hadn't decided to move out of

Devon yet. Um, but then I got depressed

and then I came back home for like a month

before deciding to officially move out.

So last time I saw him, I had not

yet decided to move out, so why would I

tell him I was going to move back to Kent.

So I moved, I came back to my mum's house

for like a month whilst keeping the Devon

house and then I decided finally to move

out and then me and my mum went back to

Devon house and we were busy packing all

the stuff. The place I worked in was a

town called Tiverton and it's like a

50-minute drive from the house. You really

think when, when me and my mum only have

one day to pack everything and get ready

for the moving van the next day. You

really think I'm gonna drive 50 minutes

and hoping I bump into Keith so I can say

bye to him and then 50 minutes all the way

back home? Come on, use, use your fucking

brains. They were like on the subreddit,

they were like, oh, Daniel's such a shitty

person because he didn't say goodbye to

Keith. It's not like we're best mates or

anything, we just randomly bumped into

each other now and then during the day.

Deliveries and chatted a little bit.

I don't have his number. We weren't such

good friends that we were in contact.

Stupid subreddit people. I was

busy packing all the furniture,

dismantling the bed, cleaning the house

up. I didn't have time to drive a 2-hour

round trip to Tiverton and back. Just to

go and say goodbye to Keith.

Fucking weirdos.

They're all, they're all bashing me about

how I treated Keith so badly.

How's Dave Gibson? Um, I don't know, I

haven't seen him since he broke his foot.

I guess it's still broken.

My mum goes and visits him now and then,

help him out and stuff.

No clue who Keith is. He was another

delivery driver that I used to chat with

almost every day. He was like a really

friendly guy. In his 40s.

I mean, I wouldn't say we were friends.

Friends hang out outside of work and know

each other's contacts, which I didn't.

So all the people on the subreddit bashing

me can shut the fuck up.

Haven't seen you, feels like a year. How

have I been? I've been bad, man.

I've not been doing well, but I've been

climbing out of the hole slowly, feeling

better. You know,

sometimes I get that feeling back again

where I'm excited about the future, but it

comes very briefly and then disappears

again. You remember that feeling I used to

have about getting excited over some

stupid piece of tech like a Samsung Fold

or a laptop? Like, sometimes I get

that feeling back a tiny bit and then it

vanishes.

Again. Am I still in therapy? No, I

cancelled all that. There's no point doing

it anymore. I was only doing the therapy

because I had a goal in mind, and then

that goal disappeared. So why am I

going to shell out £260 a month for

something that has— there's like no point

doing it. And it wasn't helping. Like,

you can explain to someone— you can

explain to someone how to do things as

much as you want, but is it actually going

to change the way they fundamentally

think? No, it's not.

It's like you could try and teach a cat

that Hunting animals is bad,

but it's always going to have that primal

instinct to hunt animals.

So everyone— if people just keep saying to

me, oh, you need to change, you need to

care about people more, I mean,

I don't disagree. How do you do

that then? I can learn tricks to appear

more caring, but deep down I

just don't really care, to be honest.

I don't care about your problems. I can't

help you.

I don't know what to say to make you feel

better apart from, oh no, it's so tough.

I'm sorry, but I don't care,

and I'm tired of having to pretend. I'm

tired to have— you know, I'm tired of

having to pretend I care.

But people keep going on and on like, oh,

you need to change your ways.

Yeah, and the, the rain needs to stop

raining, and wars need to stop happening,

and suffering needs to stop. These are all

great statements to make, but at the end

of the day, nothing's going to change.

Maybe I really just do only care about

myself. Whatever.

Tired of having to pretend that's

not the case. It's exhausting.

I would need, I don't know, a lobotomy or

electrotherapy to like change the way my

brain works. It's not going to change just

because I go to a therapist and then the

therapist explains stuff to me that I

already know. And then I just sit there

going, oh yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

Oh yeah, I'll try that. Deep down,

nothing changes though.

Like, I never— the therapist never said

anything. I mean, the best thing the

therapist said was It's okay to not have a

high level of empathy. There's people out

there who are okay with that, and she's

completely right. My previous exes

didn't have a problem with it.

Chihiro, Fazla, Mila— they didn't have a

problem with it. Sure, those relationships

failed for other reasons. But yeah,

there's plenty of women out there who,

um, would be accepting of it because,

you know, I bring other things to the

But if you need someone to be your

therapist, I can't do that.

I have this attitude of Yeah, okay, life

sucks. Bad things happen.

You just gotta fucking get on with it.

Stop moping around. There's a solution to

every problem in life. Just fucking fix

it. Crybabies.

I've got problems in life too, you know.

Don't see me whining about it constantly.

I just, I accept it and I find ways to

work around it.

I don't, I don't want or need a partner to

be like, oh, it will be okay, I'm here for

you.

So I don't know. I mean, the therapist's

advice was stop trying to fake empathy,

stop trying to fake being this caring

person. Just find someone who's okay with

you how the way you are. And yeah, I

I've always been myself on YouTube and

people can take it You can hate me or you

can like me. And I've found I've had

multiple girlfriends from the YouTube

channel who knew what I was like and knew

what they were signing up for, were happy

with how I was.

So instead of just faking this person I'm

not to someone, it's probably better if I

just do YouTube and then find someone

I'll try my best to be supportive when I

can, but you need to know that that's just

not my default operating system.

I want someone who's free and available

and wants to enjoy life together,

not constantly whining all the time.

No, who— no one ever said life's going to

be easy. People die,

things don't go your way. It's not the end

of the world. I lost my dad.

Yeah, it sucks. I wish I could show him my

Tesla, but you

know, you just get on with it, don't you?

That's what I've learned.

I went to my uncle's house because my

uncle lives halfway on the way to Devon.

So me and my mum dropped by at my uncle's

place and it was nice. He showed me around

his new house, showed, showed me his solar

panel array.

I played with the dogs. They've got 2

dogs. Talk to my auntie.

They also said to me, we think you've

got Asperger's or something. And they

said, it's not a bad thing, it's a

superpower, you have special abilities.

For some reason, people think I'm like

really smart because I understand the tech

in my car. When it's literally just an

iPad. It's not like I'm some tech genius

because I know how to operate a Tesla.

But to boomers who are not used to it

and they're like, oh, how do I connect my

phone? I'm amused they

find it so difficult when it's literally

just like a phone. Like, you connect your

phone usually to not, it's not rocket

science. That it was

a cross, like a spaniel and

a Labrador cross. Yeah, they were fun.

You look intelligent. Yeah, people think

I'm like nerdy and I'm in tech, or I'm

like a software developer or something.

When I'm dumb as fuck.

I've got no interest. I like tech, but I

just like playing with it. I don't care

about coding. I don't care about software.

I've got an Android phone, but I don't do

anything on it. Like, I don't know

what people do with Androids. Like, they

hack it or something. They like backdoor

entry it and make

stuff happen on it. I don't even know how.

You were programming games? Yeah, I had a

brief period where I was into coding my

own video game, but you can probably just

get AI to do it now.

Am I making a Discord? I don't know, I

we've still got the unofficial Discord

which I don't have power over.

I have like an honorary, honorary role.

What was the game about? It was a

side-scrolling action platformer with

RPG elements where it had a computer

and you can like buy stuff from a shop on

the computer. And then the plan was there

were going to be different levels, like

you start off at your mum's house and then

you've got to grind and save up money,

and then you buy a ticket to Japan, and

then you go to Japan And then there's like

a guest house, and then there was going to

be NPCs in the guest house with special

dialogue. And you know, kind of like The

Sims where you choose the right dialogue

and then they either like you or don't

like you, and then if they like you, it

unlocks side quests. And then there was

going to be a dating app, and then you can

like meet girls. But also it ended up not

making any sense because it was like

becoming like some kind of dating

simulator graphic novel, but you could

also shoot rockets and have a machine gun.

So I don't know how that was gonna work.

Like, you go on a rampage in Japan whilst

dating girls on it.

It was quite fun. I had Hong Kong Guy and

Chihiro in it. That spawned as enemies,

and then you shoot them with the rocket

launcher. And then I coded in stuff like

double jump, rocket jumps.

I coded in, like, hidden girls in the

level, and then you could hold her hand

and bring her back to your mum's house,

and then make little babies with her. It

was pretty funny.

Does AI scare you? Not really.

Nothing scares me. I'm not scared of World

War III. I'm not scared of AI. I'm not

scared of everyone getting nuked.

Everyone's like, oh, the world is coming

to an end. Oh, the country has gone to

shit.

It's literally the same since I was a kid.

If you just didn't watch any news, the

only difference is the cars look more

futuristic now and people have phones.

That's the only difference. I drive around

the area— I mean, I drive past the area

that I grew up in every day, and it

literally has not changed at all since

like 20 years ago,

you would have no idea that anything's

changed. Everything is the same.

Everything only seems shit if you start

digging up all this doom and gloom,

brainwashing bullshit, stupid TikTok

content that just makes you feel like,

oh, the world's gonna end. No, it's

fucking not. Been through much, much

worse, and the world didn't end. Okay,

this is the most peaceful, prosperous time

in history that there's ever been. Yeah,

okay, there's a war in Ukraine.

How the fuck does it affect us? We're not

getting bombed. Oh no, petrol price has

gone up. I don't even use petrol.

Get an EV.

Oh no, food is more expensive. Yeah, but

wages are higher.

It's not like people can't afford food. I

had shepherd's pie for dinner. I got a

full belly of food. I've never once felt

like, oh, I can't afford bread and milk.

Oh, I can't afford fish and chips.

How does war affect us? It does. Uh, it

didn't affect me. My life's exactly the

same.

Your privilege is showing. Yeah.

Maybe if it was World War II or I again,

then there would be something to complain

My life's great. My life's

amazing. I live in a million-pound

mansion. I got car of my dreams. I got all

the food I want.

I'm not complaining.

I'm not broke, apart from owing my mum

£22,000. Apart from that,

I've got loads of money.

When you get drafted? I'm 37 years old,

they're not gonna draft me. I'll probably

be 40 by the time anything happens.

I'm just saying, people whining constantly

about how the world's gone to shit.

The world right now is the best it's ever

been. Unless you're from Ukraine,

then I guess it kind of sucks.

But I'm not, am I? So whatever.

You're whining about a bunch of things.

No, I'm just whining about people whining

about the world going to shit when it's

not. The average person nowadays has a

better quality of life than kings did

hundreds of years ago. Did kings hundreds

of years ago have a Tesla? I think not.

Did they have internet? No. Did they have

healthcare? No. Did they have the

internet? No. Did they have central

heating? No. They lived in a shitty big

castle that was freezing cold and needed

20 fireplaces to keep them warm, and even

then it was cold. And then they died of

syphilis, and they only lived to like 50.

Did King Henry have a Tesla? No.

What I'm saying is people need to stop

worrying. Everything's fine.

The nukes aren't going to go off.

Russia's not gonna invade us. Whatever's

happening in whoever the fuck knows where

doesn't affect us at all, apart from

things a bit more expensive.

But how has it affected me? Didn't affect

me at all.

The UK hasn't been successfully invaded

since 1066. I think we're safe.

Is that a breakout on your lips? No, I've

got one there. I've got a big one here.

These ones have healed. Lips are

fine, ready for kissing. It's a drone game

now. Yeah, the future wars are just going

to be fought by robots. It'll just be like

armies of drones against armies of drones.

It's not going to be like World War I

where you need millions of men in the

And then they'll get those humanoid robot

things and they'll probably just give

those guns, and then just be like mech

wars blowing each other up. It'll just be

like a massive game of Robot Wars, and

then whichever side loses, they'll be

like, okay, we lost. We either just

surrender now or we send in our real

people to get butchered by the robots.

At some point, the robots will get so good

at fighting, it would just be suicide to

send actual people to fight the robots.

So if our robots lose against their

robots, just be like, okay, you win,

or okay, we ran out of drones.

It will get to the point where the robots

are so efficient that they just can't

really be beaten by normal troops.

It's probably

why they're focusing on developing AI so

hard.

Am I speaking with any old girlfriends?

Nope. I speak to

Pia. She's not really a girlfriend

though.

I did not hook up with Pia. We're just

friends.

We had deep conversation and we went to

the arcades.

Besides, she's not interested in that way

I mean, if no one— if I never watched the

news, I wouldn't even know there's 2 wars

going on, the one in Iran and the

Ukraine thing. They keep going on about,

oh, all the ships are blocked. I still get

my next day Amazon delivery though. I

still get whatever I want next day

delivery. I've not

ever had any problem where I want to buy

something and I can't buy it. Like,

where's all this stuff coming from then?

Who cares about the war? You're the only

one talking about it. Yeah, well, I'm just

sick and tired of everyone whining about

it. It's not even a big deal.

There's been much bigger wars like Vietnam

War, the Korean War. This is a nothing

burger.

What games am I playing now? None. I

don't— I'm not really into gaming anymore.

I had this big TV. I got a 60-inch

TV that I hid from you guys. So in

the old Devon house, I, um,

I had a big 60-inch TV.

Every time I streamed, I took it down and

moved it into the conservatory and hid it.

None of you guys noticed. Sometimes it was

slightly visible in the corner, but none

of you guys noticed. So it's now in

the downstairs living room not being used,

and I thought maybe it'd be cool to get a

PS5 on that big screen.

I only hid it because I didn't want anyone

to find out that I had someone coming

over.

My mum likes my sofa though. She put it in

the corner of the conservatory and she

sits on it every day. Yakuza?

That's boring. The combat's rubbish,

story's boring.

It is kind of cool Assassin's Creed Shadow

is on, uh, Switch too.

But you know, I come home from work and

I'm just— I'm too tired to game. I, I

don't want to game. I just want to relax,

watch YouTube, or do a stream.

Night Rain, that looks boring.

It looks like Elden Ring, but it didn't

look like it played like Elden Ring. It

looked like it played like Dynasty

Warriors or something. Dynasty Warriors

sucks.

Cao Lu or something. Lui Fang,

I used to play a lot when I was a kid.

You get like hordes of enemies and then

you just spam AoE melee attacks at them.

Well, well, thanks F1 Fan.

Dino Blade sounds rubbish.

I'm just not into games anymore,

unfortunately.

Chris Broad's in the UK.

Funny if I showed up. I drive

through his village where his parents live

all the time. It starts with an L and

ends with a Y.

I remember when I made that video about

him, he messaged me saying, oh, could you

take down a video, mate? Not overly keen

on people knowing where I'm from.

Starts with L, ends with Y. Haha, can't

RIP gaming and day trading addiction.

What is the new addiction?

Hmm, that's the thing. That's why I'm

feeling a bit empty. I haven't replaced

previous addictions.

I need a new addiction.

Vaping addiction. Vaping and AI music.

The AI music's so good. Long ships

by the sea. I listen to it in the car.

I'm bored of the Indian music now. Now I

just listen to Viking, Viking AI music.

Man, I'm so glad I'm not Ukrainian though.

Can you imagine being Ukrainian? That

would suck, getting bombed and stuff.

Do I listen to 2000 songs? Nope.

On my radio station playlists, I have

Asian Network for Bollywood stuff, and

then I have Heart and Radio 1.

I used to listen to Radio 5 where they

just talk about politics and random stuff.

They started going on about putting

ketchup on fish pie and I was like, what?

That's disgusting.

Oh, they were talking about moving Number

10 to Manchester because Number 10 in

London is not a modern building

and they need modern infrastructure for

modern work. So why are they saying

that there's no internet in 10 Downing

Street? Of course there is. What's the

problem? If you've got internet, that's

all you need.

Why Bollywood stuff? I was bored of the

EDM and wanted something different, and

the Bollywood stuff scratched an itch.

Now I'm a bit bored of it. I like the

Viking hip-hop and metal.

What type of food do I eat at work for

lunch? I drink Huel. I've got Huel

and a packet of crisps and a banana.

My lips are not infected. What do you

They're completely kissable.

I have 2 Huel a day, one for

lunch and then one after dinner when

I do my workout. I work

out every other day. I feel

like you don't really need to work out

every single day. It doesn't really seem

to make a difference. Just do like one

good session every other day.

Have you guys seen the subreddit recently?

Let's just say, um, a little bit of drama

going on there.

My lips are sealed.

Specialists for adults with autism. Well,

you— 80, 81% of you guys said I have

autism. So to

all my haters, you are basically just

bullying an autistic guy. Hope that makes

you feel big and tough.

Hope you feel proud of bullying a mentally

disabled person.

Since I have autism, basically it means

everything I say and do that is bad is

excused because it's not my fault. It's

like you wouldn't attack someone who has

Tourette's, would you? Because they can't

help it. Well, I can't help what I do,

so I just 4D chest you. Haha,

because you can say I'm a bad person as

much as you want, but who's the bad

person? The bad person or the person who

harasses and bullies the autistic guy?

So you are more bad.

The incident at the BAFTAs. Yeah, the guy

who was behind that Netflix show, Swear or

something, uh, he says something racist

and he was forgiven because he has

Tourette's. That means

everything I do should be forgiven too

because it wasn't my fault. It was the

autism, guys.

Watch the video, says you cheated on a lot

of women. Not a lot of women,

maybe like 3 of them.

Chihiro and Vasta. Who else did I— I only

cheated on 2 partners.

Chihiro and Faster. I didn't cheat on

anyone else. I've only

cheated on 2 out of my 6 girlfriends.

I think that's pretty good ratio.

You're back to reiterating the same

stories again. Yeah, well, you gotta let

the stories mature. It's like a fine wine.

It's like a cheese. You gotta let it

ferment until it's ready. All my stories

that I used to tell were like 5 to 10

years old. Like when I told the chlamydia

story, that was like 5 years old when I

Will I go back to Asia? No French

girl story. Okay, so apparently to

some people I raped the French

girlfriend in 2010 because I initiated

cereal when she was asleep. I told the

entire story and I showed the clips to my

therapist, who is, by the way, a sexual

assault and rape specialist, and she said

this is not RAP because she woke

and did not tell me to stop.

So if an RAP— an SA specialist is saying

that, then I don't know what else to say.

How does one become a specialist? I don't

know, maybe she's RIP'd a lot of people.

I start when she's not awake to consent.

She woke up.

She wasn't sleeping the whole time.

It's not like I've got a micro dick where

you wouldn't notice it going in.

And she wasn't mad or anything. We still

dated for months afterwards.

Am I happy these days? Well,

I'm, you know, returning— I'm kind of

returning to some kind of baseline where I

was on a dopamine high for months, and

then going cold turkey on that was a

shock. But now I'm like returning back

down to this baseline level.

So things will improve over the next few

months. And you know, there's always going

to be a new girl around the corner.

That's how it's always been historically.

That's how it's always been. When there's

never been like a last final one,

there won't be until the day I die.

Did you guys join my Instagram? I'll post

Okay, join my Instagram. I need my 6,000

followers back.

When you're old and gray, it will look

different. Well, then I'll just get a sex

doll. By the time I'm like 50 or 60, sex

doll technology will be like pretty

convincing.

I mean, what would you rather have? A

sexless relationship with a 50-year-old

woman, or just have a sex doll where

you can have all your wild fantasies with

Because I don't know if I could— I don't

know if I could be in a sexless

And I don't like the feeling of having to

like be desperate and like have to beg the

partner for a little bit of sex. Oh

please, just once a month.