i have a problem and i need some advice

Hello,

hello,

hello.

Why can't I connect to the realm?

Why can't I connect my home?

Okay, the problem— I have a bit of a

Um, how do I begin? It's a bit of a tricky

one, actually.

Bit of a— what's the word— brain,

brain stretcher.

Okay, my problem is I really,

really want to get a sex doll, but my

wife won't let me. And we've

been arguing about it for the

past few days. It's not been pretty.

I really want to get a sex doll, and she

said if I want to get one, I'm not allowed

to keep it here.

So that means I have to get my own place

to store it.

And I've been thinking about it, and it's

just very expensive.

It's so tricky. I either just give up on

the idea of having one and save a lot of

money, or I, I get one And

I get my own place, but that's gonna cost

me a lot of money, and I just don't know

if it's worth it.

She said, why don't I get some kind of

locker, like a coin locker, to keep it?

But then where am I going to have sex with

it? In the locker? I can't get some little

storage garage thing. I don't want— I want

a proper bed. If I'm gonna use it

seriously. So I've

been doing a lot of calculating,

and so the sex doll that I'm looking at

costs about $1,600.

I don't mind paying that because, you

know, it's just a one-time thing. The

problem is paying for my own place, and

I've been looking at Airbnb, and the best

price I can get for an Airbnb is around

$900 for a month. It's so expensive.

I don't— and the next problem is I don't

even know if I would even like the sex

doll. I might get it and think, well,

it's okay, it's not worth

the money. Or I might love it. I might

actually fall in love with it and really

enjoy having one.

So all in all, in total, it'd be $1,600

for the love doll, and then I'd be paying

$900 a month plus the $350

a month I'm already paying to my wife. So

I'd be paying rent to my wife and for the

Airbnb. So my rent

would quadruple. It would go from being

$350 a month to $1,200

a month. Plus the sex

doll, so Jesus Christ, that's so

expensive.

I actually booked an Airbnb yesterday,

but there was a problem. She said that the

water heater's broken in the room I

booked, and then she asked me to change

the dates. So she could refund me, and

then I'd have to pay her on PayPal. It's

so complicated. And I tried changing the

dates to one day, but I couldn't, so I

decided to cancel it. And I didn't realize

that when you cancel a full month of

booking on Airbnb, you have to pay the

money anyway. So I thought, oh, that's

okay, I'll pay the money and then she'll

get the money. But she said she didn't get

the money, Airbnb get the money. It's so

Ridiculous. So I ended up paying $900 to

Airbnb for canceling the

reservation. So the Airbnb owner contacted

Airbnb and explained the whole situation.

Airbnb refunded me the money,

but now the owner wants me to go and meet

her to organize the new room.

Now I don't know what to do. I'm— I want

to cancel it actually and think about it

more. She wants me to meet today, but I

don't want to go. I want to play

Minecraft, and I'm not sure if this is a

good idea anymore. So I might just tell

the owner that I'm rethinking it. Can you

give me some time?

It's just so much money. I don't know if

it's worth it just to have sex with a

doll. It is so good-looking. It's like a

really attractive doll. Big boobs, metal

skeleton. It's so good-looking.

I can't decide. So in the back of my mind,

I'm thinking I really want to try it,

just experience it,

but at the same time, it's extremely

What do you think if I get my own Airbnb?

I don't know, just for the Love Doll?

I could make videos from there as well.

Might get some extra views. People think,

oh, why is he in an Airbnb? Click. But

then I would need so many views to even

make up half the costs. Even if I got

500,000 views, which I would never—

500,000 views is about $1,000 in AdSense.

So even if I made $1,000, that doesn't

even cover the cost of the doll in the

first place. I'd be spending $900

plus $1,600 for the first month alone. So

that's $2,500.

$2,500. I'm not gonna make $2,500

off of a couple videos unless it went

viral and I got a million views, which,

come on, that's not gonna happen. I'll

probably get 40k at most. So I'd probably

get 40k views at most. If I made a couple

videos, I might get 70, 60 or 70k. That's

about $300 in ad revenue.

That's not even a third of the cost the

Airbnb would be.

It's kind of stupid to spend thousands

just to make a couple hundred, but then

it's not just about trying to make money

off YouTube. It's also I want to get the

experience of having sex with it,

see if it's any good or not.

But the thing is, what if I really like it

and it's really realistic, and then I'll

be stuck with it because I'd want to keep

it and I have to carry on paying $900 a

month for the Airbnb?

She won't let me keep it in the house.

She said, there's no way I'm gonna let you

store it here. We had this big argument.

I said, why? You won't even notice. I'll

put it back in the box. I'll put it in the

closet. She said it's too big. It's not

that big. It's probably the same size as

her. I could fit my wife in the closet

easily. I could fit myself in the closet.

Just put it in the corner. But no, she's

really against it. She said it's not

normal.

What happened to my other one? Well, she

had to throw away the torso and she was

really upset with it because she said it

was a lot of hard work getting rid of the

torso. Imagine how hard it's going to be

getting rid of a big full-size one. I

said, why do you think I'm going to run

away? If I run away, I'm going to take it

with me. I'm not going to leave behind

something that's so expensive. The torso

only cost a couple hundred, so it wasn't

so bad. But this is 10 times more

expensive. I wouldn't just leave it. If I

was gonna do another runner, I would take

it with me. She said, how are you gonna

take it with you when it weighs so much?

It's only about 25 kg. I can lift 25 kg.

I've been doing push-ups. Do you want to

see? My pecs have gotten a bit bigger.

You see that? I'm getting muscle. I can

lift 25 kg. Come on, I may look like a

stick, but I've got some muscle. Yeah,

I'd take it with me. I'll put it back in

the box, carry it over to my new

place if I did do another runner, which

I'm not. I'm not planning on running away,

so I don't know why she's so scared of me

running away again.

And then she says it's weird and

disgusting.

So my only choice, if I really want one,

is to get an Airbnb.

Maybe I could get a guesthouse room.

That'd be weird though. Can you imagine if

I went, booked myself into another share

house. Well,

actually, let me think about that.

The share house only costs about $400 a

month. It's less than half the price of an

Airbnb, but it's a share house. It's going

to be a big building full of people, but I

get my own private room. I could book the

guest house and then in the middle of the

night secretly bring the love doll over to

the, the guest house and then just keep it

in my room. And then if I want to eff it,

I just go to the guest house, open my

room. Don't really care about showers and

stuff because I'm not actually gonna live

there. I'll come back here to sleep and

stuff. So like, that could be a better

idea. Guest house,

then that would mean $400 a month.

Instead of 900. Still pretty expensive.

That'll mean 400 a month plus the

love doll, 600,

1,600. But what if they— the trickiest bit

is, is carrying the love doll over to the

guest house. It'll be in a box, so I don't

think people really notice. Plus I'd be

new there, so they won't come up to me and

say, hey Daniel, what's in the box?

And then if I was gonna ditch it, I would

just hide it under the— no, because the

manager checks the room before you— well,

I won't even check out, I'll just leave

without saying anything. I don't care if

he takes my deposit.

So that's a second option, but it's just

riskier. Airbnb versus a

guest house. Airbnb would be nice because—

but why would it be nicer? It's basically

the same, but it's slightly bigger and has

a kitchen and a shower. But I won't be

using the kitchen or the shower because I

won't be living there. Basically, I just

need a tiny little room with a bed that's

So many decisions. I think it'll be funny

for content though, unboxing my brand new

love doll and then moving into

my new Airbnb. I think it'll be pretty

funny for, for content, but it won't make

enough money to cover the costs. Anywhere

near. If I lived by

myself, if I was already living by myself,

I'd 100% get one. I would have one already

by now, but I just— I don't know, I can't

justify the expense of getting a

completely new place I won't even live in.

I guess I should message the Airbnb

person. Don't really feel like— what time

is it? It's 1 o'clock.

What should I do? I really want to try the

sex doll. Why can't they just let you rent

it for a day just to see if you like it or

not? I think it's kind of like drugs

though. What's the point? Does it matter?

Because if you like it, then you're gonna

get hooked. If you don't like it,

then— if only I was making more money.

If money wasn't really a problem, I'd say

sure, I'd try it for a month. Just book

the Airbnb for a month. It doesn't even

have to be a month, actually. Why am I

thinking about it in a month? I could just

book it for a week and

then try it for a week. But then after a

week, what do I do with the love doll? I

can't bring it back here. I would have to

ditch it. And what if I want to keep it?

What if I fall in love?

But I really want to try it. I could try

it for a week and then give it to the Hong

Kong guy.

It's just so hot.

I mean, in a sexy way. Have you seen them?

They're so sexy and good-looking.

I mean, what are my choices? I can't

cheat. I can't pay for sex. The only other

choice would be to get a love doll.

Oh, it's so difficult being a man. I don't

think women have this problem. Women,

they fall in love and then they're like,

oh, he's the only man I ever want. Men

aren't like that.

Men start getting an itch.

And then if I have to leave Japan, what do

I do with it? Do I ship it back home to

Why must you constantly think of sex?

Because I have a sex drive. I need to

satisfy it. And porn

just isn't really— isn't scratching the

itch hard enough. It's like giving a fat

person a couple of pork pies and then

saying to him, there you go, here's some

pork pies, stop whinging about being

hungry. A fat person isn't going to be

satisfied by a few pork pies. He wants to

I think even if I was single, I would just

get the sex doll because Tinder sucks.

Even when I was on Tinder, At the peak of

my Tinder game when I was getting loads of

matches, I didn't match any cute slim

girls. They're all fat, apart from my

wife. My wife was the only non-fat person

I matched with, but all the Tinder dates

that I took to hotels were huge.

So I feel like Tinder is a waste of time

anyway.

It's so difficult to match a young

slim girl on Tinder. I even— I use this

picture of a white guy, and even with this

really good-looking white guy, I can't

match young slim girls. I just get all

these 40-year-olds.

35-year-olds. It's really difficult. You—

I don't know how you do it. I think you

have to do it the traditional way, which

would be first you make friends and

then you start doing social activities,

and then through your friends you,

you encounter young attractive girls.

But that's like the long way. I don't want

to do the long way.

Takes so much time and effort.

There's so many options.

And they all kind of suck, to be honest.

I think the sex doll is one of the best

options because they are very

good-looking, very realistic. Costs a lot

of money, yeah, but then you get to do it

as many times as you want.

Go to nightclubs, but then I have to If

you went to a nightclub, you would have to

dance and be sociable and have

good social skills and not be scared.

I can't do that.

Hookers— hookers cost hundreds of dollars

just for one time.

It's raining, it's raining.

I don't want to go to an Airbnb today

pouring down with rain.

You have a wife. Yeah, I know, but I

want a little bit of variety without

cheating.

I don't see why she has a big problem with

the sex doll. It's just a lump of rubber.

She says it's creepy and not normal and

weird,

which is true, but who cares? It's just a

lump of rubber.

Oh, so difficult. What about VR?

I could do VR, I could get a VR headset.

Are those any good?

I think it's better than cheating.

What would you prefer, your husband

cheating on you or getting a love doll?

I guess I could. I can afford it,

but I don't really want to spend so much

money.

I don't know about VR. Is it Is it good?

I could get one of those $400 VR headsets.

I did have a VR headset a few years ago,

but it's one of those cheap ones where you

put your phone into it,

and I watched VR adult

videos. It was, it was strange. It was

like you look around and then you can see

the woman, but it's all visual.

It's not really a physical thing. I want

like a physical thing.

So many struggles.

Could I afford it? Should I just spend it?

Spend that money just for a month? It'll

be 900 plus 1,600, 2,500.

But then you get an experience and a bit

of content for $2,000.

I spent more than that going to Germany

just for content and cereal.

This is kind of like an investment into

the channel, but then it's not gonna— I

don't think it's gonna pay off. It won't

pay off. Unless I get big hits, which I

won't because the algorithm hates me,

never promotes any of my stuff.

You would get the money back in ad

revenue. I wouldn't unless I get millions

of views.

The YouTube algorithm is not going to

promote something that's about sex dolls.

Trust me, you can use code words and all

that, but the algorithm isn't that stupid.

Somehow it manages to realize that I'm not

talking about cereal.

The fish idea was complete, complete flop

as well. Ended up spending $120, made

about 50 off of the video. Now I'm stuck

Things would be so easy if my wife just

let me keep it here.

Or if I just bought it secretly, didn't

make a video about it, and then hid it

somewhere. I don't think she would even

notice, actually. If I put it into the

closet in the corner, she might not notice

until weeks later.

But if I can't make a video out of it,

then it seems kind of pointless.

And then what would happen when she finds

out?

Oh, thank you, Pouncer.

The Australian guy has a sex doll your

wife. No,

that's not true.

Okay, so people who just joined, the

problem is I really, really want to get a

sex doll. My wife won't let me keep it

here if I get one, so my only option is to

get my own place to keep it, but that's

really expensive. My 2 options

are Airbnb, which would be $900 a month,

Or a guest house, which would be $400 or

$500 a month. But that's like a shared

house. But I have my own private room,

so I could keep it in the private room.

But I wouldn't want to live at the guest

house. It's horrible.

It's a lot of money, but I want to

experience it.

I'm hungry.

And then I want to go back to England for

Christmas. My mum and sister are going to

a forest. I would like to join them.

And then I could ship the love doll back

home to England when they're not there.

And then store it in my room.

Can I rent one? I doubt it. That'd be

I'm just so bored.

When it comes to you know what,

I just want a bit of excitement.

Has your mum found the torso? I don't

know. I don't think she went looking for

it. I don't really care. I'm not

embarrassed. Yeah, I've got a sex

doll in my bedroom in England. I don't

really care. It's not— it's not shameful.

I don't understand why people are so

embarrassed about it. It's just a lump of

rubber. What's so embarrassing

about it? Oh, thank you, Ulises.

No, I'm not smoking weed.

You smoke weed, Dan.

And then if I accidentally dox the

guesthouse or my Airbnb, someone contacts

the owner or the manager saying— telling

them that I've got a sex doll, linking my

channel, I'd get kicked out, wouldn't I?

I don't think they would have a problem

with it. If you were an Airbnb owner and

then you found out your guest had a sex

doll, would you care? I don't think you

would care. It's the same as just bringing

over a girlfriend.

I spent all day researching sex dolls and

I found this really nice one. I was

talking about it on Discord. My wife found

out. She said, don't you dare get a sex

doll. I'm serious.

She wouldn't even notice it's here though.

I'd put it back in the box. Put in the

closet. She said it's too big. It's not

that big.

Although it would be nice to have my own

place. I'd feel like I

have some kind of independence. So I don't

feel like I have my own place here. I feel

like this is my wife's place. I can't do

what I want to do. Everywhere I go, I

don't have my own place. In England, it's

my mum's house. Here, it's my wife's I

feel like a child, like I'm not an adult.

It's just very frustrating.

How can I justify spending this much money

just for— basically it's just

an upgraded wank at the end of the day,

isn't it? It's just like wanking, but it's

like a posh luxury wank.

I saw David Bond's video about it. He's a

lucky bastard, some company sent it to him

for free. Can you imagine that?

For free. Why did you get bloody married

in the first place? Because I was lonely.

Look, I'll explain my biggest problem

in life. I have 2 really big problems,

okay? Loneliness and horniness.

And they're both incompatible. Because to

fix loneliness, I need a wife or a

long-term partner. But then when you get a

long-term partner, then it stops

satisfying the horniness because, you

know, you get used to it. There's only so

many times you can do it with one person

until it doesn't really satisfy you in

that way. But then if I satisfy my

horniness, I'll never get a proper

relationship or a long-term partner, and

I'll just be lonely the whole time.

So I've constantly got loneliness on one

side of my shoulder And then horniness on

my other shoulder, and they both want

different things. Loneliness says, get a

wife, get a proper relationship.

Horniness says, don't do that, sleep

around.

And it's like I'm being torn apart by

these two things.

And in an ideal world where I could

satisfy both, I'd have an open

relationship, but that's not gonna happen.

Or I would have a proper relationship and

then a sex doll. That could solve the

I hate the way I can't have my cake and

eat it. I hate the way that I have to

choose one or the other. I hate the way

that I can't do everything I want.

It's not just the sex doll. I can't do

other things like getting a cat, meeting

Venus Angelic, making videos about things

I want to.

Buy a Tenga. I had one of those before.

Yeah, I could get a smaller torso again,

just like a small one, but I've had those

before. I want something better. I want

something bigger. I want something more

I just don't know which is more important.

I felt pretty miserable when I was alone

at the guesthouse last time and at the

Airbnb. I felt pretty miserable not having

anyone, and I went straight back to my

wife because I thought that would be way

better than just being alone.

It's just very hard being alone. I'm not

the kind of person that

feels comfortable being completely alone.

I don't know how other guys do it.

I get very lonely.

It's one of the reasons why I started

YouTube. I just felt very lonely. I wanted

to talk about stuff. About feelings.

I wanted to build a community,

and I did, but then the community betrayed

me, mutineered. Now they will hate me.

I feel like I'm England, and then I

created America, and then America waged

war against me, and now it's way powerful,

way more powerful than I am.

So I created something and then it turned

against me because

I have no friends. That could be true.

Maybe if I had friends, that would fulfill

my Um, feeling of loneliness.

That's why I created a Discord and a

channel, so I didn't need to get friends.

If I was a super famous rich YouTuber,

this wouldn't even be a problem. $900 a

month would be like a drop in the bucket.

I've tried making friends before, but I

just, I can't connect with them. I just

see them as, you know, lumps of flesh. I

can't emotionally connect with people for

some reason. There's, there's a few people

I have emotionally connected with and I

felt like I actually liked them, like

James, the Canadian guy, and that

40-year-old Japanese guy.

I just find it difficult finding friends

that I can connect with. I can't connect

with just anyone. It has to be a special

kind of person.

I am tempted to try it though. I could

get an Airbnb. So I keep shifting between,

well, I could try it. It's a lot of money,

but it's not a huge amount of money in the

grand scheme of things.

I could try it for a month and then see

how it goes. I could

cut back by not buying other things like

food.

You only live once. I mean, if you look at

the big picture of— in life, is $2,500

really that much money? For your entire

lifetime, it's not really gonna make a big

difference if you've saved 2,500.

Wouldn't you rather experience it?

I could always make the money back.

Why don't you rent storage space?

Because— what, can I F the doll in the

storage space? That's the question. I want

a bed. If I get a love doll, I need a bed.

I can't do it on the floor of the storage

space. Well, I'd have to get a storage

space and then take it to a hotel with me.

I'd have to carry it to a hotel. That's so

I just need a very tiny room that has a

bed. Doesn't have to have anything else.

I don't care if it has a kitchen or

shower. Although actually a shower would

be good because I need to wash— yeah,

that's the problem. If I got a guest

house, I need to be able to wash the doll.

I can't carry the doll into the public

shower. That'd be— can you imagine it?

You see some guy carrying a doll into the

public shower. That would be so weird.

If it was the other way around, I wouldn't

really mind if my wife wanted to get a

doll. I think it was funny if she said,

Daniel, I bought a sexy man.

I'm going to make love to it.

I would think it's funny. I wouldn't get

all upset over it.

A storage unit for $50. Let me Google

storage units in Japan.

Self-storage in Osaka.

You know, I could get like a garage thing

and then put a mattress in there, and then

I could rent it out. I'll charge you $50

for one go on my love doll.

Get some sexy romantic lighting.

You can get these storage rooms. It's just

like a closet.

It's pretty small. I could fit it in

there. Look, it's like a closet,

like a walk-in closet. Can you imagine

living in one of these? You can't

even fit a mattress. You'd have to sleep

standing up. It's like that little room

that Bender has on Futurama. Bender takes

Fry to his apartment and it's just like a

little walk-in wardrobe. But that's the

entrance, and there's actually a massive

apartment behind it.

How much is it?

Curaz.com.

Doo doo doo doo doo doo.

Look at this one. Can you see?

Don't think you can see. Ask a neighbor to

store it. I don't— I can't ask my

neighbor, that'd be weird.

Why don't they have prices?

No, I don't think a storage locker would

be a good idea because I can't do it in

the storage locker. Then how am I going to

clean it? I need a shower as well so

I can clean it and lay it out and make a—

obviously I want to make a video about it,

unboxing it. I can't unbox it inside of a

storage locker. So I need a proper room,

like an Airbnb.

It would have to be a big storage thing.

Does my sister know about my love doll?

My sister knows nothing about me because

she doesn't give a shit about what I'm

doing. She's too busy with her own life in

London.

She doesn't even ask me what I'm up to,

what I'm doing.

Is it really, really that good though? A

sex doll? What if it is really good? What

if the best sex I ever have is with a

doll? That'd be kind of depressing.

But what if it's actually better than a

real woman?

Why is life so difficult?

I feel like there's always people getting

in the way. First it was my dad, then it

was my mum. Why can't I just have complete

freedom and do anything I want to do?

How could it be better than a real woman?

Well, number one, it's way sexier than a

real woman. Most women aren't very

good-looking. I'm sorry to break it to

you, but I'd say 80% of women just aren't

very attractive. And to get the top 20%,

the really attractive ones, it's so

difficult. You either need to have loads

of money, or you have to be extremely

good-looking, or you have to have loads of

charisma and charm. I don't have any of

those things.

How am I supposed to get a girl who's in

the top 20% looks-wise when I have nothing

going for me and I'm too lazy to do

anything? Do you know how much work it

would take? I have to go to the gym, get

buffed up, get friends, and learn social

skills. That would take years, and

actually start studying something and then

get a good job so I can start making good

money. And then, then maybe I would have a

slight shot at getting a chance with the

top 20%. That would take a

decade, at least 10 years of extremely

hard work.

It's not easy.

And then I'll be 40.

I need, I need something now. I don't

have 10 years to invest into going to the

gym, socializing, and picking up a skill.

I want something now, not in 10 years'

time.

I might be dead next year.

Could have done it 10 years ago. Yeah,

well, 10 years ago is 10 years ago.

Too late now.

No, I'm not paying for a hooker. So

expensive. $300 just for one go. That's a

third— no, it's a quarter of the price of

the price of a love doll. But the love

doll, you can do it as many times as you

want. You could do it 1,000 times.

You know what some idiot said in the

comments recently on my new video? Oh, it

triggered me so much. He said, there's so

many fun things you could be doing in

Japan. You could be going to karaoke and

drinking with friends and eating good

food, but you're just wasting your life.

Sitting at home. Oh my

God, it pissed me off so much.

I said, I've been to Japan 10 times now.

I've lived in Japan for over 2 years

altogether. Do you seriously think I've

never been to karaoke, or I've never been

to a bar, or ever had good food, or had

friends and went drinking, eating? Do you

think I've never done any of those things

before? I've been to karaoke more times

than you've been to school. I went to

karaoke nonstop when I was in my early

20s. And then he said, you should be

out doing all these fun things before you

get old. As if old people don't go to

karaoke and go drinking and go to

restaurants with friends. What, do you

think that's only what a young person can

do? Old people go to karaoke all the time.

There's no time limit or age limit on

going to karaoke and socializing and going

for drinks. What an idiot. I've never seen

a more stupid comment in my entire

saying that I'm wasting my life because I

don't go to karaoke. Yeah, it's called

growing up. And when you're in your early

20s, yeah, karaoke is super fun, and I

went to karaoke loads of times. I even

went by myself because I loved it so much.

Then I got older and I realized I suck at

singing, and it's not really fun anymore.

I hate karaoke. Stupid.

That's my comment. Yeah, it was you, you,

lolroffelkartoffel123.

Banned you, by the way. I've never seen a

more stupid comment. Explain yourself.

Saying that I'm wasting my life because I

don't go to karaoke or do fun things in

Japan. I've done it all. I've been to

Japan so many times, I've done everything.

Gone to onsen, karaoke, I've gone up

mountains, I've been to every single type

of restaurant you could possibly think of.

I got so triggered. And then people say

you're only angry because There's truth.

I hate that phrase as well. It's a

complete BS statement just because

there's— they say you're only triggered

because it's true. No, I'm triggered

because it's stupid. It doesn't have to be

true to trigger me.

I meant do anything, find a hobby, get

some friends. I hate it when people tell

me to get friends as well. I don't need to

be told to get friends. If I want to make

friends, I'll go and make them. Why do

people keep telling me to make friends?

I don't want friends. How many times do I

have to explain it?

I even have a video called Why I Have No

Friends where I explain why I don't want

friends, and then people keep telling me

that I need to get friends, or I should go

and get friends. I don't want friends! I

want a sex doll.

I've had friends before and it was so

boring. We just walked around.

Sat in restaurants talking

about rubbish.

I keep breaking stuff.

You were sitting in your mum's house when

you were 20. No, I wasn't. I was in Japan.

When I was 20, I went to Japan for the

first time, and I stayed there for about 5

months. I was living in a guest house.

Then I went to Korea. I went back to my

parents' house when I was 21, and then I

saved up money, went back to Japan the

next year, did a working holiday visa,

worked in Japan for a bit. Then I got fed

up and I went back to Korea. Then I went

back to my parents' house, saved up my

money, Went back to Japan the next year,

stayed in a guest house, went back to

Korea, went back to England, saved up my

money again, and I just kept doing that

until I got married.

I don't understand why some people find it

so difficult to understand that I don't

actually want friends.

They say stuff like, he's not even putting

in any effort to get friends. Yeah, it's

because I don't want them. If I genuinely

wanted friends, I would just meet up

with any random person who messaged me on

Instagram saying, hey Daniel, I'm in

Osaka, do you want to catch a drink? I

don't reply to them because I'm not

interested. I don't know who they are.

I don't know if it'll be fun. Probably

won't be fun. Probably be bored. I can't

imagine how it'd be fun.

I met Ice Poseidon. It wasn't really fun.

It was interesting as an experience

because, you know, it's Ice Poseidon, but

If it wasn't Ice Poseidon, if he was just

some random guy, it would have been so

boring. He didn't even say much. He just

talked to Gary the whole time. Had his

back turned to me most of the time.

What do you do with friends anyway? You

talk to them, don't you? I'm talking now.

If I had friends, I'd talk about this

stuff.

If I want to talk, I'll go into Discord,

or I'll do a livestream, or make a video,

or we'd go out and eat. I can go out and

eat by myself. I don't need friends to do

stuff. People say I don't have any

hobbies. I have plenty of hobbies. I

stream, I make videos, I play Minecraft,

I play Rainbow Six. I do

drawing. I watch YouTube. These are all

things that I enjoy doing. People say,

oh, watching YouTube isn't a hobby. Look

up the definition of a hobby. It's

something you enjoy doing in your free

time. So yeah, technically it is a hobby.

All of my hobbies I can do by myself.

I'm not into team sports. Sports or group

activities, so I don't need a group of

people to do stuff. If I was into tennis

or bowling or paintballing, then yeah,

I'd probably want friends to do those

activities with, but I'm not interested in

doing any of those things, so why would I

need friends? I don't need friends to do

my hobbies. Gaming isn't a hobby? It is a

hobby! What is it then? A hobby is

something you do for fun. That's what

Look up hobby definition. I'll look it up

for you right now just to prove that I'm

right. Hobby definition:

an activity done regularly in one's

leisure time for pleasure.

I do it regularly, I do it in my leisure

time, and I do it for pleasure. So by

definition, it is a hobby.

Just because you don't think it's a

worthwhile thing to be doing doesn't mean

it's not a hobby. Some people collect

stamps as a hobby.

A hobby can be anything. It could be

picking your bum fluff out of your belly

button. That's a hobby.

I liked having friends in secondary school

because I needed friends. To do the things

I enjoyed, like Warhammer. You need

friends to play Warhammer, you can't play

it on your own. You need friends to play

video games back then because online

gaming wasn't a thing. As soon as I

discovered online gaming, I ditched my

friends so quickly. I was like, fuck you,

I don't need you anymore. I have Star Wars

Galaxies, I have the internet, I have

MMOs. Goodbye, friends. And they never

came over my house ever again. Did I care?

I didn't care at all. Actually, I was

pleased. I thought, oh, thank God, don't

have to have them in my bedroom anymore.

They stunk up the whole place. They kept

wrestling on my bed as well, like doing

judo. It's like they were having gay sex

on my bed. So annoying.

As soon as I started playing MMOs, I

ditched my friends instantly.

I had lots of hobbies when I was a kid

that you did need friends to enjoy. For

example, I did skateboarding, I did bike

riding, I did sledging. Yeah, I could

do those by myself, but having friends

made it so much more fun.

I don't do those things anymore.

All of the things I need, I want to do, I

can do happily by myself. Actually, it's

better by myself. I wouldn't want to play

Rainbow Six Siege with friends because

sometimes I go AFK, sometimes I just mess

around. I run into the rooms and just do

stupid stuff. I don't play to win. And

then I want to be able to just leave when

I want to leave without having to worry

about my friends. If you join Rainbow Six

as a group of people, then you're expected

to play. You can't just go AFK randomly.

They'll get irritated.

I don't know why I have to— ugh, I don't

know why I have to make such a big debate

about why I don't want to have friends.

Why can't you just accept that I don't

want friends? Why do people keep pestering

me about it? Trying to use it as an

insult. Haha, he doesn't have friends.

Because I don't want them.

I'm fine by myself.

Tell a joke. There was a pretty good

joke I heard. Recently. I'm not sure if I

remember it 100%. Let me try.

So it goes like this: if we

provided— fuck, I can't remember it.

No, I won't say it. People would say I'm

racist again. Might get banned,

might get a strike for saying it. I think

I won't say it.

Would I name my sex doll Chihiro too? No.

What should I name it? What about

Victoria?

What was the Essex girl's name?

Oh yeah, the Essex girl had a really weird

name. It's funny, these English girls that

I met, they have weird names.

What was she called? She was called Lei.

L-E-I. What the hell kind of name is that?

Lei. It's not a name. Something you do on

the bed. You lay down. Never heard that

name before. What happened to, you know,

the good old traditional names like Sarah?

Chloe. Why are girls called weird things

now?

I'm not sure what I'd name it. Would it

be a Japanese name or an English name?

The problem is I know a lot of people

in real life that have names, and if I

give it the same name as they have, it'll

Name it Tomoko. The name Tomoko just

has been ruined for me forever now because

of her. It's a pretty common name in

Japan, but now every time I hear the name

Tomoko, it just reminds me of that

alien-looking woman,

Nostril Face, who has so many beauty

filters you can't even see any features on

her face. It's just 2 black holes for a

I don't really care about naming things.

I didn't even name the fish. Wife did,

but the names don't suit them. Fish don't

need names. I'm so hungry.

Oh, it's 2. I'm going to eat my rice ball.

I got this really nice rice ball.

I got this rice ball just for the stream.

It's a premium rice ball, not that Cheap

rubbish. It has Angus steak

inside of it. Oh shit, I forgot I'm naked.