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Feeling Sad, Lonely And Horny-982936188

2021-04-10 · 5 hr 53 min

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  1. Ahem. Testing. Ahem. Testing. Testing. Okay. Do you like my wide angle? Wide angle lens. Spit too wide. Like your mama. Where's Twitch? I got auto-deleted using the horny word even though it's in your title. Huh. I think that's because I have, um, high level of moderation. What do you mean it looks terrible? It cost me £5! What about now? It does look weird. It makes my face look Weird. Maybe I should take it off. Maybe I just do it like this. Yeah, it makes my face look really round. I don't like it. My Streamlabs broke. Oh, I got Streamlabs All set up nicely, and I was messing around with scenes, and I was messing around with little animated GIFs that you could play in the background, and then it just crashed and I couldn't open it ever again. I uninstalled it, I reinstalled it, I turned my computer off and on again, but this is what happens when I try and open Streamlabs. If it works now, this is going to be so embarrassing. Look, it opens this bit and then it stays open for about 1 second. Watch. And then it just closes. It just shuts down for no reason, and I have no idea why. The last thing I was doing on it was I was setting up my second webcam and I was changing the resolution, the aspect ratio of the second webcam, and then it just crashed. I unplugged the webcam, I unplugged my keyboard. Oh, I don't know. I did download this program called Twitch Studio, which is kind of like Streamlabs. See, and you can have a chat box, and there's also alerts. So if people follow, plays like a sound, but there's no text-to-speech, and it It's not as customizable. I don't know, maybe I'll try using it next time. I tried everything. I even Googled on Google how to fix it, and I tried out following all the steps and nothing worked. Turned off firewall, downloaded this, downloaded that. I don't know why, it was working fine and then yesterday it just, it just doesn't open now. Stupid. Maybe I'll try using this one next time. It's quite nice, it's quite a nice design, it's very simple, designed by Twitch themselves, so it should, it should work. Last stream was good image. Last stream was also Like 380p, but I did it during daytime, so the lighting was better. When the lighting's better, when it's natural daylight, the quality looks a bit better. But with my internet connection, the best I can manage is about 400p. If I even tried to do 720p, I think it would just be really laggy and probably disconnect. I got this new selfie stick I want to open together. I don't know why I got it. I felt like a selfie stick might be nice. It's only £8, so whatever. Sometimes computers are annoying. They have all this amazing software that can do so many things and it's so flexible, And then they just randomly crash and stop working. And then there's so many things that could go wrong, and there's so many possible ways to fix it. You don't know what's gone wrong in the first place, and then you try all the steps and it still doesn't work. And then in the end, you end up going back to your phone using an app, which is usually more reliable. That's why I hate using Windows and computers. Let me see if I can do the test alert. The test— the alert system on this one is weird. So you've got alerts, and then you can do this. It makes a sound. Can you hear it? Huh. This is like a test. And then you can change the picture here, you can change the sound. We've got a chat box as well. Looks decent. Don't need Streamlabs. Yeah, I don't know why Windows always does this. I have this history with Windows, things just crashing and not working. Then it took me ages to install the new Windows 10 update because it kept saying I didn't have enough space. And then it took me to the space cleanup page and it said World of Warcraft was taking up 71 gigabytes. I tried uninstalling it and it wouldn't let me. It just kept saying error and then it gave me a link to Blizzard help page. I don't even have World of Warcraft. I deleted it ages ago. Apparently my C drive only has 5 gigabytes left, so I had to find some random stuff to delete. Also, my webcam looks kind of blurry, like it's not sharp, and you can refocus it by twisting the lens. Why can't it just be in focus all the time? Why, why does it have like a manual focus so you can do close-ups? As if you're gonna twist it to do a close-up like this and then twist it back. It doesn't even have autofocus. Rubbish. Oh wow, what's that? Anonymous cheerer, thank you. You know what would be nice? It'd be nice if the Twitch app— because I'm streaming off of the Twitch app now on my phone— be nice if the Twitch app had alerts. Because last time I tried using Streamlabs on my phone, it didn't work and it kept lagging. Daniel, why are you feeling sad? I don't know, I just feel ignored and lonely. You ever get that feeling where even though you're living with your family, you still feel like you're invisible or something? Like no one cares? I feel like that all the time. Don't know why today— well, I guess I know. I do know why. It's because bloody people keep coming over every single day. Every single day someone's here. The only day in the last 10 days— I only had one day when there weren't Any guests over. That was last Monday, I think. Since last Monday, every bloody day. Driving me crazy. And I don't have any right to complain because it's not my house and they can do whatever they want, but still. Gets frustrating. Does anyone else really hate it when your family has guests over and they expect you to talk to the guests, or at least say hello, show your face? Don't want to say hello. Why is it— oh yeah, I put a link. I didn't think it would actually work. I hope it doesn't keep spamming. Last time I tried setting up an automated bot to send out the link, but it didn't work. But I somehow managed to get it to work this time. And then here in England, we still are not allowed to go and book a hotel. Until May 17th. Hospitality and hotels don't officially reopen until the 17th of May. It's over a month away. I can't believe it. I thought the lockdown was easing on the 12th of April, but it's just like partial easing, so non-essential shops are reopening, but hospitality and hotels are still closed. Why? Why can't we go and stay in a hotel? How, how am I spreading the virus if I go to a hotel? So dumb. I'm stuck here because I can't go to a hotel. I can't go to Japan. Usually when I'm stressed out with my family, I'll just go to Japan because Japan's so cheap. I can't go anywhere. Oh, thank you, Anonymous. Very kind. Look, I can make this really big as well. That looks pretty nice, actually. Why are you not close to your sister? I don't know. She just does her stuff and I do my stuff. But she's not interested in anything I'm interested in. I'm thinking of getting a hotel in May when everything reopens. Oh wow, thank you, Raymond. I just don't know if it's worth it. It just seems kind of stupid spending that money just because I'm a bit upset because guests are coming over, but I feel like my private space is getting violated and I have to lock myself in my room. The graphics are not showing. Yeah, the graphics don't show on the actual stream. Unless I stream using this software, because I'm using the app, the Twitch app. I wish the Twitch app also had stuff like alerts. Why don't they? Yeah, I don't have text-to-speech either because my Streamlabs doesn't work anymore. Maybe I should change it, or people feel like they're getting scammed. Let me change it. Streamlabs. When's my next video coming out? I have no ideas for videos because I'm not doing anything and I've got no topics. How do I log in? Dashboard. So you go to CloudBot and then you go to timers and then edit this one. Put, um, response. How about just support streamy? Here, thanks. Exclamation mark— where's the exclamation mark? Interval 30 minutes. Yeah, that's good. Save. But I guess there's no point having it because even if you use a donation link, it's not going to show up on this because it's not Streamlabs. Ah. Become a self-help productivity channel. You know that girl who copied me with the Why I Have No Friends video? She finally overtook me in subs. Everyone bloody overtakes me in subs. She's got 108k now, but she does all that kind of stuff. Look, I'll show you. Everyone overtakes me. Her name's Mira West. Oh, thank you, Anti-Natalist. Oh, it's just a follow. Look, this girl, she did— she copied me, Why I Have No Friends, and she got 5.5 million views. I only got 1.4 million. No, I didn't copy her. I copied a different girl. I copied a girl called Sammy something, and she overtook me in subs, but She's only got 7 million views. I've got like 30 million. Well, it says 18 million, but in total I've got 30 million because I had to delete a bunch of stuff. But look, she gets decent views, doesn't she? Look, 71k. Single at 23, why I'll be single for life, 19k, 18k, 13k. And she does this kind of mental health self-help kind of stuff. I don't want to do it because I Don't care about it, and I've got nothing— I've got nothing useful to say about the topic. I don't feel like I can do this. Battling anxiety, my struggle, trapped in reality. There's another channel, what's her name, that Kelly girl in Japan. Her channel died. She tried becoming a self-help video— I mean, channel too. Oh, 5K views and she's got 170— 65K subs. I'm breaking up with YouTube. Stop looking for your purpose. Personality tests don't work. Let's chat. That's weird. Some people's channels just fail. I don't see why her channel would fail though. I mean, she looks like she puts effort into videos. The video production looks decent, but she gets rubbish views. And then people like Sora the Troll have a viral every 5 days, and Nobita also went viral again. Now he's profiting off of that homeless girl. Have you seen Nobita in Japan's channel recently? He got 1 million views, um, from a homeless girl video. Then he made a follow-up that now has 600K views. I wonder how much money he's making off it. How does Nobita go viral all the time? I made loads of videos about homelessness in Japan, none of mine went viral. Show us the new fridge. Okay. I finally managed to use my new fridge yesterday. I made a sandwich, but I ate it already. It looks really small, but it actually fits in quite a lot. Who's ready? Ta-da! Look, so I put my sandwich here and I fit 2 beers. I've only got 1 beer left. I might drink my beer later if I feel like I earned it. I don't feel like I earned it yet. I've got a banana, some oranges, and chocolate, and it's quite nice and cool. It's not too noisy, there's a little humming you can hear. But yeah, I'm surprised with how much you can fit into it despite how small it is. You can fit at least 3 or 4 sandwiches packed in there. 2 cans of drink up there, or you could take this tray out and you could put something larger. And I've got my kettle here so I can make coffee in my room with my Nescafé cappuccino. I've got pot noodle, noodle in case I want something hot. I've got jasmine tea here, and I've got some roast chicken Walker crisps in case I need a snack. I have this sweetener, but I don't really like it. It just tastes really artificial. Tastes bad. So I feel like I'm in a hotel room, kind of, but it really helps having this. Really need a little mini fridge and a kettle if you want to stay in your room all day. So I can make tea and coffee. What's my favorite pot noodle flavor? I like beef and tomato. Chicken and mushroom is also nice. I don't really like the other ones. They've got a load of new flavors like spicy rib, but they all taste like, I don't know, just kind of salty flavor. Sora the Troll has success because juveniles love his juvenile humor. But how come everyone hates me because of my juvenile humor? I I made loads of videos about penis, foreskin, dick cheese, sex, all of that lewd kind of stuff, and people hated me for it. They were just like, oh, what a creepy, disgusting sex addict. Oh, what a weirdo. I just got insulted non-stop for it. And then when Sora does it, it's like, oh, Sora's a comedic genius because he said penis in Japanese. Why does everyone take me so bloody seriously? It's like, look at my recent community polls where I'm just messing around talking about Native Indians, and then people are trying to debate me about race. Um, excuse me, Daniel, actually Native American, blah blah blah blah blah. Shut up. They can't even tell that I'm taking the piss. And they start writing all these paragraphs like, actually, Daniel, aren't you half Asian means you are not actually British. Fuck off. It's like no one can take a joke on my channel. No one has any sense of humor. No one can tell that I'm just messing about, as if I actually care about Native Americans. Yeah, I'm about to start my essay on Native Americans and why they should reclaim America. Do they think I'm serious? The problem is you do believe the shit you post. You think I believe that all Americans should go back to where they came from and Native Americans should have the country? I couldn't care less. I'm just messing around. Who's that outside my bedroom? Be careful not to show my address, don't want to dox myself. Got myself a selfie stick. I don't know if I'll actually use it. I thought maybe if I streamed outside in the garden, it could be useful. Because I only have this tripod, which is really big. I don't know, no, no, don't know anymore. Why do people not get it? What am I doing? Do you like it if I put this wide-angle lens on? What's that? Yeah, I just get annoyed because I feel like other people get away with doing what I did, and then when I do it, people just insult me all the time. Can you show the messages Pia sent before coming to your place? What's happening with the whole Pia thing? People keep talking about her, but I haven't heard anything. And I checked her Instagram and it looks like she deleted her Instagram. It says user not found, and she hasn't uploaded any YouTube videos. It's like she's just gone silent. And then every time I stream, someone keeps saying in the chat, Pia did this and Pia said this. I haven't heard anything from her. What happened after the hotel? I, I just came home and then she went to Shin's place. Nothing else happened. Stream games? I don't think my internet could handle it. I probably won't even be able to play a Rainbow Six match, and it'll probably be boring just watching me play Rainbow Six, and the quality will be bad. What happened with the Swedish OnlyFans? I deleted it because I don't like her. I feel like she's lying. She keeps saying she didn't know anything about— you know, I don't know if you know about the Swedish girl. I met her in Japan, and then I got stitched up, someone took a photo of us from behind and tried blackmailing me. And she kept denying that she had no idea and she had nothing to do with it, but I have a feeling that she was in on it the whole time, and she led me down that road past her friend so they could get the photo. I don't trust her. I saw her. OnlyFans video anyway, so I got what I wanted. Yeah, I wasn't that impressed, to be honest. It's okay, I guess. Shin's one's better. Shin's OnlyFans is more my— more up to my standards. She just seems shady. She doesn't have a good energy. I don't know why. But people, people don't really seem to be interested in the, in the videos I make about OnlyFans viewers with OnlyFans. It just seems like it's way too much of a coincidence. It's not like I'm this massively famous person. And then I just walked down the street and by coincidence someone took my photo and then tried blackmailing me. I just feel like it's too coincidental to be— why is everything Chinese? No, Shin is Finnish, she's not Swedish. And she has a boyfriend, so I don't think she'd be interested in meeting. Oh, I don't know if I like this. It's kind of thick. I want one like my GoPro selfie stick tripod. I'm not sure what happened to it. Oh, I think I broke it when I got angry. This one's kind of big. Also, the iPhone Mini doesn't fit in it snugly. It feels a bit— it's only just fitting in the mount. That's the problem with the iPhone Mini. Sometimes it's a bit too small, and, and it doesn't stretch the, the phone holding clips. That's not too bad actually. It's got a little Bluetooth button, don't know what that's for. What do you think? Can I extend it like this? Oh, it extends quite far. Whoa! I'm a vlogger. Do you like it? Yeah, it's quite nice actually. I don't know how those streamers I don't know how those IRL streamers walk around outside down the street like this. How do they not feel embarrassed? I'd feel so embarrassed unless I was together with someone, but I'd feel so embarrassed just walking around like this. Yeah, I quite like it. Not bad for £8. Not bad. Did I wash my jumper? I haven't washed it in 2 months, I think. Actually longer. I haven't washed it since I started wearing it. And it's got bits of food and crumbs stuck on it. Problem is, if I wash it, I don't have another one to wear and I'll be cold. It's funny, I got a lot more anxious and shy about making videos than I used to. 2017, '16, I was in Korea. I would walk around on the streets. Even in Japan, I used to make videos outside. Didn't feel shy or embarrassed. I don't know why I got really embarrassed about it after I got married. Yeah, some people told me apparently the whole thing with the Swedish girl was set up by Cesium. Apparently he paid them money to do it, and Cesium and the Swedish girl had been chatting before I even met her. So I'm just sick and tired of this bloody Cæsium. He's just— ugh. It's like everything that happens, he seems to be behind it somehow. And I'm just sick and tired of him. And I don't want to get involved with any of his stupid drama anymore. I like to have some drama to make content about, but only when it's on my terms. I don't like having drama forced on me. If I want drama, I want it to be my own drama. That I've decided to make, or that happened completely coincidental, not because some weirdo is trying to orchestrate stuff. I don't know why he's doing it. Either he does it to actually try and ruin my life, or he's trying to help, help me make content. I don't know. I— either one is stupid, and I'm not interested. I don't want— Hello? I don't want viewers thinking like this is some kind of interactive show that you could mess with my life. I, I don't want people messing with my life, and I'm not gonna make content out of it, so just stop it. If I want to have drama content, I'll make my own drama. On my terms, not yours. He's definitely not trying to help you make content. So he's trying to ruin my life, which is even worse. So I don't know why did that make him so upset. I thought he likes me because he gave me donations, but I guess he's just got a lot of money. Why did he give you so much money? I don't know. Apparently he gives other YouTubers like Venus Angelic lots of money as well. I heard he gave like thousands to Venus and they chat in the DMs. He's just weird. I don't know what his obsession with me is. It's not like I'm some massive famous YouTuber. With Venus, I get it because she's like a— well, she used to be, but she has a huge channel and she's a cute girl. But I'm just like a weird dorky guy with a dead YouTube channel. I don't know what his obsession is. Can I make a long-term review of the iPhone Mini? Yeah, I was thinking of doing like a 6 months later with the iPhone Mini. It's been nearly 5 months now since I got the iPhone Mini. Time went pretty fast. It's a good phone. I think it's good. People were concerned about the battery life, but I only find myself having to charge it twice in a day, and that's because I use it all day. So when I wake up in the morning, it's about half battery because I'm using it in bed. So I charge it when I wake up, a couple hours, and then it's full. And then I usually have to charge it again after dinner before I go to bed. But you can get these magnetic wireless batteries that attach to the back. That's pretty Cool. You can also get a battery case. So I like the size of it. I'd rather have a smaller phone than a massive phone like this Samsung. It just feels uncomfortable. I don't like the size of these big phones anymore. I feel thirsty. I'm not sure if I'll have my beer yet. Beer brew. It's quite good. It's got a little stand. Tripod stand. Nice. Ah, I can't wait for this lockdown to be over. I can't wait to travel again. I'm not sure where I could travel to. Does anyone watch That fat guy, Andy Milonakis. I've been watching his streams recently and I heard him talking about how he's gonna— he's planning on streaming in Asia and he's trying to get a visa in Taiwan, and if he can't, then he's gonna go to Korea. So is he saying that it's possible to go to Taiwan or Korea this year? It seems like some Asian countries might be reopening. Some people told me Korea is open now, but you have to do 2 weeks quarantine. I wouldn't mind going to Spain. I think there's a girl in Spain who would like to meet. And I've never been to Spain before. Spain also seems cheap, so maybe Spain could be nice. Thailand's already open, but I Googled it and it said, I don't know, you need, you need a vaccine certificate or something. Maybe I should just wait until I get my vaccine before I go anywhere, because I'm guessing countries are going to make you have the vaccine to enter the country. I don't think you will be able to travel without getting vaccinated. That means I have to stay in England until like September because they're not doing vaccines for 30-year-olds until September. Can't wait to see your interactions with Spanish people. I probably won't interact with anyone apart from Girls if I'm gonna meet them. And he's getting a special entertainment visa for Taiwan. But why? Can't you just go to Taiwan as a tourist? Unless he's planning to live there. Or do Americans need a visa to go to Taiwan? I was shocked that you— that we needed a visa to go to Vietnam in 2000 and 12, me and my family went to Vietnam. And we didn't know you had to get a visa, so we had to quickly apply for one in the airport. And my dad was really stressed out, and he got angry because I wasn't helping. Me and my mum were just sitting there, like, fed up. My sister and my dad were trying to get it sorted out. That's what it's always been like. It was always my sister and my dad sorting things out, and then me and my mum just like sitting there staring at the floor, feeling useless. And then my dad would get upset because no one's helping him. Your audio lags. No, your audio lags. My audio is fine. What's my plan for future content? Well, same as usual, I guess. Find a girl who wants to meet, go and meet her, travel vlogs in the country that I'm meeting her in. If it goes well, then I'll probably vanish because I'll be with her. If it goes badly, then I'll just rant about how annoying she was on streams. That usually works. I'm not sure what people want from me, to be honest, content-wise. Your stream quality is very poor. It's because my internet's not good. This is the internet, this is the quality that Twitch has automatically chosen based on my internet speed, which is not very good. That's what happens when you live in the country. We need to get Elon Musk's CyberLink, get some 4G connection. I don't know why they don't supply 4G to the countryside. Well, I can get 4G if I walk to the edge of the garden or if I stand in certain places in the house, but we're kind of in a blind spot for network coverage and we don't have fiber optic. We just have like basic broadband. So not much I can do unless you want me to go and stand outside in the garden in the middle of the night. Then you can't see anything. What country am I in now? I'm in England, in my home. If I had a lot of money, would I quit YouTube? No, I'd probably stream because I like streaming. I just like chatting and I feel bored and lonely, feel like no one cares about me. At least people watch my stream. They— I'm guessing you're here because you're interested in what I'm up to, which is more than I can say for some people. I guess it's kind of sad I have to rely on a load of internet strangers to feel like I'm not invisible in the world, but what can you do? The only kind of content I like doing now is just streaming. I don't really like doing what I used to do. What did I used to do? I used to set up the tripod, think of a topic like a storytime or experience I had, and then tell it in the weirdest way I could with plenty of sexual You don't care about anyone. Why does it hurt if they also don't care? Because I want people to care about me just like anyone else does. Like, who in the world doesn't want anyone to care about them? And yeah, I guess it is true, I don't really care about people in my life either, because they're boring. So streaming is a pretty good option for me because I don't have to care about you guys, and then I can just talk about myself all, all day. And that's what you're here for, I guess. Unless I just pick someone in chat now and just ask them about— ask them to tell us all about yourself. It's like a circle. Who's next? Who wants to introduce themselves to the group? Tell us all about you. Why'd you point your phone at your, at your monitor and not your face? I don't know. Because then, then I can't see the screen. Oh wow, my playback thing's really delayed. Yeah, I guess that's one of my biggest problems. I find it difficult to care about people, and I can fake it for a while, but eventually they catch on to it. And? I ended up not talking— I stopped talking to a lot of girls because they probably felt like I didn't care and I couldn't fake it anymore. Oh, it's just so difficult. They just go on and on and on about all this nonsense I don't give a crap about. Like, this one girl kept going on and on about this thing she was doing. I had no interest. She kept trying to get me to help her do it. Help me help her do drawings. She kept trying to get me to do drawings for it since like last year, and I kept saying no, I'm not interested. I don't really do drawing anymore. She kept nagging me about it. Thank God I didn't do any. Imagine if I worked hard doing all these drawings for her and then she ghosted me or something, and I would've just put in all that hard work for nothing. My new rule is don't do anything for people because they just use you, and then once they've gotten what they want from you, they could ghost you or block you, and then you've just wasted your time. So I don't really want to do things for people anymore, especially after Mila. I did so much for Mila and she didn't appreciate it. Instead, she complained about it. Like, she would say, why'd you have to get such a big place? I didn't get the place because it's big. I got it because it's cheap and it's nearby you, so it'll be easier for you to come and see me. I could have lived anywhere in Europe. I could have gone to Brussels or Berlin, but I decided to go there so I could be near you. Duh. It just goes to show, it doesn't matter how much money you use on girls. If they feel like there's no connection, then It doesn't matter. You bought— you could buy her a Ferrari and build her a mansion, and if she doesn't feel connection, she'll still end up cheating on you or leaving you or dumping you or saying, I'm not happy. Didn't you get clues she was giving you that she didn't want to be together? Yeah, a little bit. But I thought might as well just ride it out until the end. It's still free sex, isn't it? There's no point ending it early when you could get a bit more sex out of it. I kind of knew it was going to end around November because she actually said she wanted to break up around November. And we had like a heart-to-heart talk, and I managed to talk her out of it. And then everything seemed fine for the next few weeks, and then it went bad again around Christmas. I don't know, it's just weird. I get, I get confused myself sometimes. Recently I got a comment on my video, the ASMR video I did with her, and I watched it and I felt kind of sad, like I missed her a little bit. And I felt like a massive dickhead because I sound really cold and kind of unfriendly the way I spoke towards her, and I guess I was. At the time, I was like irritable, annoyed with her because she kept interrupting me, and I felt bad about that. And then she gave me a second chance, and I feel like I did pretty well the first few months. And then I just kind of slipped back into my old ways, and I started getting irritable and annoyed with her again. I just couldn't stop it. I couldn't stop myself. I felt guilty about it. If only I was less irritable and I was kinder. I don't know why I kept snapping at her. She just really annoyed me sometimes. Maybe sometimes I'm just in a bad mood. I don't know. I think I am a bit of a moody person. I wish I could say, no, I'm this really nice, lovable, kind person and everyone would like to be around me, but I don't think that's true. Maybe on a good day when I'm in a good mood, I'm nice to be around, but then I have my bad days, and then if you just do something that even slightly annoys me, I won't be pleasant be around. Maybe there's some kind of drug I could take to stop that. Sometimes I feel great and I'm like, yes, I feel amazing, I'm gonna put effort into making you feel good. And then some days I just feel so annoyed about everything. I don't really know why. I think it's like a chemical imbalance. But it is cute seeing those videos. Like, she came up to me, she wanted to take a photo with me. She said she got some drinks for us. It was nice having a girl. It's really nice having a cute girl wandering around your garden, like, just doing stupid cute things. Isn't that like the dream? You've got a garden, a house, Cute girl walking around, maybe some animals like duckling— ducklings wandering around, maybe a dog. That's like the dream life, isn't it? But you have to make her want to be there, and you don't want to have your mum there as well. It's kind of lame. You want your own place, don't you? Why did you make the videos public again? Dunno, why not? I only took them down to try and get her to like me again, but she's gone now, isn't she? She's never gonna message me again, never gonna see her again. Why not? If they don't care about me anymore, why should I care about them? People just enter your life and then they vanish and you never see or hear from them again, so why bother caring anymore about their feelings? It's like a closed chapter. Mida was terrible for the channel. Yeah, she was really killing it. I still haven't managed to turn it around. She wouldn't stream with me, she wouldn't want to be in videos, she wouldn't even want me to make videos while she was around. She wouldn't even let me tell people I was with her. It was just a nightmare. Like, how am I supposed to do my job when I have to keep all these things a secret? Maybe I should just be alone. I don't really know what I want though. Do I want to stream with a girl? I don't know. I can't really just talk unless I'm by myself, so even if she was Willing to be on the stream, I'd still want to stream alone, so I don't know what I'm moaning about. It's not like I want a girl. I don't want to have to rely on the girl to get views, and then she's got like an overbearing personality that just, that just over— overrides mine. I guess I liked it when I was with Chihiro and she just let me vlog where we were going and stuff like that. But then there were still problems with her. For example, I'd stream and then maybe I said something that she didn't like on the stream. She'd come home and she's all angry, and then I'd be like, what, why are you angry this time? And then every time she came home, I felt anxious. I guess I am forgetting the bad times, but it was stressful streaming when I was with her as well, because sometimes I don't know What I should and shouldn't say. I guess it's kind of obvious I shouldn't— shouldn't say stuff about ex-girlfriends, like comparing her. Let's see if this glass is clean. I don't know, I'm just very confused about what I want. I'm sorry. I was kind of upset that I could only get good views if Chihiro was in the video. I felt a bit annoyed. It's supposed to be my channel. People are supposed to be there for me, not for Chihiro. Where should I pour it? Maybe here. I wish people would stop using the N-word. There's always, oh, Daniel, oh, this proves Daniel's a narcissist, narcissist that, and narcissist Yes, YouTubers are narcissists. That's why we do it. Why do you think we do it? Because we want attention, because we like it. It's not rocket science to put 2 and 2 together and figure out that YouTubers mostly are narcissists, especially vloggers, especially channels that are about the YouTuber's personal life. You don't have to keep pointing it out. Like, you make it sound like I'm trying to hide the fact that I'm a narcissist and I'm trying to prevent people from realizing. It's not a secret. I even have a video about why I'm a narcissist. It's because I don't get any attention at home. No one gives a shit. of crap about me at school, at home, at the guest house. I've always just been invisible. Do you think I'd be live streaming and doing YouTube if I had a fulfilling social life? I wouldn't care less about streaming if I had a fulfilling social life. That's why most people who do streaming and do this are usually weirdos like me and Venus Angelic. So we didn't feel loved as children, and this is the only way we get interaction. Oh baby, that's nice beer. Well, the flavor reminds me of Japan. Whoa! Why is this tripod weird? It's too front-heavy. Keeps tipping forwards. Why don't I meet other YouTubers to socialize with? Because none of them want to have anything to do with me, and then I'd probably just be really awkward I thought you don't like socializing. I do, if it's with the right people. I really enjoy it. But usually I don't like people, or they say something that I don't like, and then that just makes me hate them. And then they can apologize All they want, but I probably won't like them again once they've— once they've said something I really don't like, then it's usually too late. You're dead to me. There was this one guy I met and I talked to, and I thought he was quite nice at first, and then he said this one thing I won't say it because I don't, I don't want to name any names and I don't want him to find out that I'm talking about him. But he says one thing that really annoyed me, and once you say something like that, you can't really take it back because you, you meant it, otherwise you wouldn't have said it. And then it doesn't really matter if you apologize or No, it's too late. I don't want to say it because then it's too obvious. You do have a nice life. Yeah, it is. It's just— it's just really difficult living with people who are completely the opposite to you, and they want to do things That trigger your problems. So imagine you've got a fear of spiders, and then your housemate loves spiders, and then has a room full of spiders that sometimes escape. And then they're like, why are you being such a baby? They're just spiders. Why can't you be normal? They, they don't understand. Uh, they don't care. They don't even try to, to make things easier. So the logical thing would be to move out, but I can't because of this stupid lockdown. And all the countries have shut their borders. I can't go anywhere. It's really driving me crazy. Sounds funny, doesn't it? You think I wouldn't be affected by lockdown because I'm inside all the time anyway. But the problem is social people usually socialize outside, but because of the lockdown they can't do that anymore, so they're bringing the outside in because they can't handle being alone for one single day. They've got to have someone over. I don't understand it at all. I, I like chatting to people as well. There's a few people I chat to in the DMs. But why do you have to have them in the same building? Just message them or do a phone call. Oh my God. You don't have to be face to face to have a conversation. Just message them or give them a phone call. I don't get it at all. There's people I chat— I like chatting to, but I wouldn't really be that interested in meeting them because we can chat online. You don't have to come here. Unless you want to have sex, then that's a different story. Daniel needs a job where he interacts with lots of people. I did. I had one at the petrol station, and I interacted with hundreds of people every day, and Yeah, it did help, I guess, but I still hated it. I did get used to talking to people, but I don't enjoy it. It's not what I would choose to do in my free time for fun. If you can't travel this year, what would I do? I don't know. I just want to be alone. I want peace and quiet. I don't want to be disturbed. I want to meet a nice girl, hopefully. It's not that I don't want to meet people. I want to meet girls. I'm not interested in meeting guys or children. Don't come to Holland anymore. I probably won't. The only reason that I'd go back to Holland is if I got a girlfriend, I would like to take her to Amsterdam and get some weed and have weed sex. That was so good. Holy crap, if you have not tried cereal whilst you've— after you've had weed and you've gone high, it's so good. I'm not usually a drug person, but wow. That was something special. I had the space cake brownie, and it's like all of the anxiousness and nervousness and overthinking just kind of stops when you're high. And I had no idea that that would make sex 100 times better, but it really did. Usually I have to really concentrate because it's like a weird balancing game. If— how do I explain it? If you get too excited, You're going to finish too fast. You don't want that. So when you catch yourself getting too excited, you have to think of something that's really gross, like your naked dad. You're just thinking naked dad, naked dad, naked dad. Oh, I'm safe. But if you think that too much, you're gonna go soft and you're gonna lose your mojo, and that's also bad. So then you gotta quickly Snap back and focus on the girl. But then if you get carried away too much in your back, you get the same problem where you might finish too early, so you're back to naked dad, naked dad. But when you're high, you don't have to worry about that. You're like in this dream state. Stress can be sex— I mean, sex can be stressful like that, especially if the girl's too hot. Then you have to keep thinking naked dad. But if she's kind of ugly and you don't really like her, then you have to really put effort into getting your mojo going, or else you're gonna lose it. Is he in Japan, or did he buy Asahi? My mum bought a load of Asahi. for my sister's friends because they wanted it. They didn't drink most of it, so I'm drinking the rest of it. Otherwise, I'd usually get cheap beer like Heineken or Budweiser. Asahi is a bit expensive. Heineken is like half the price of Asahi for one can. I'm not sure if I'm hungry enough to have a pot noodle. Who likes roast chicken flavor crisps? They're my favorite. It tastes better than actual roast chicken. I love those Walker crisps, roast beef. Ready salted, cheese and onion. They taste better than the things they're mimicking. I'd rather have a packet of roast chicken Walker crisps than actual roast chicken. Please eat a vegetable. There's vegetables in beer. Beer's made out of grains and hops. Did your sister get more attention than you growing up? I think she had a good school, school life. She said she was never really bullied about her race because she doesn't look Asian, she looks Hispanic. I don't know why my sister doesn't look Asian. She barely looks Asian. I don't know why I ended up looking so Asian. Maybe it's my eyes. What's that noise? Oh, it's gone. Missed it. I'm confused by this stream. Do people just watch because of the accent? Don't know, maybe my stream is just so entertaining and full of amazing content like Ice Poseidon back in the day. Why are Ice Poseidon streams kind of boring recently? He just does those gambling streams. Which are really boring to watch. It's just him and Gary sitting in a car pressing a button and then doing these casino websites or sitting in a hotel. I watch Andy Milonakis now for IRL because he actually walks around and talks to people. Why doesn't Ice do that anymore? You can do IRL and walk around talking to people and Have a nice stream that's not toxic. Andy does it. Why doesn't Ice just do the same? I guess he doesn't want to. Or maybe Ice would get his old toxic audience back again. He doesn't want it. I like Andy. He's quite a cool guy and his streams are nice and laid back. I wonder how he does it though. He's got— I want to know his setup. He's got a really nice setup. I think he's got like one of those streamer backpacks with unlimited data and that router, outdoor router setup. He uses a Sony wide-angle action camera, the same one as Bold and Bankrupt. I used to have the same one in Japan, but I lost it. But how does he use an action camera to livestream? Does he have a laptop in his backpack that it's connected to and he's using the Sony camera as like a webcam? I don't know how they do it, but it looks really good. It's wide angle, it's stable. Yeah, Andy is famous for being on this MTV show. I've never seen it, and apparently he's had some roles in a few movies, but I don't really care about that. I like watching him walk around outside talking to people. Yeah, he's pretty old, but he looks young. He's got some kind of genetic disorder where he doesn't age, which sounds pretty nice. If they can find out which gene does that, they could splice it out and then find out how to stop aging. Imagine they could take his gene out and then insert it into babies and then just create this generation of babies who never get old. Physically, I mean visually, you just look young. Maybe he doesn't like it though. He probably doesn't like people thinking he's a 12-year-old kid. I guess it would be annoying when you're nearly 50 and people still treat you like a teenager. Or a girl or something. Do you think Andy gets girls? I'm not sure. I'm not sure what kind of girl would find him physically attractive, but he could probably talk his way into bed because he's pretty charming. Charming and confident, I guess. Girls like that. Girls like to be chatted up. He's not scared of talking to people, so— I don't know. I'm sure lots of girls like him. I mean, there's girls out there who like me, so there's girls that like any kind of guy, really. Can you imagine girls actually like me, of all people, with my terrible personality? Everyone— not everyone, but lots of people in the comments keep saying, I don't understand how this guy gets girls, his personality is awful, he's got no social skills, he's got no job, he Lives with his mum and he can't drive. Yeah, sometimes I do wonder how, how come some girls like me. I bring nothing to the table and I'm a massive baby and I can't even order. Well, I can if I really push myself. I can order food. Why the dumb questions on the community? What, on YouTube? I don't know, I was just in a weird mood and I was bored, and talk— asking dumb questions about race always gets people's attention, doesn't it? And I've always wondered about Native Americans. Wouldn't it be cool if a Native American became the president? It's like no one cares about the natives. I feel kind of bad for them. They lost their whole country and their whole identity as, like, a civilization. I also feel sad about the Aztecs and, you know, the stuff that happened in South America. I guess it happens everywhere. It's just human nature. Are Native Americans technically Asian? Yeah, I guess they are, because they crossed over the land bridge thousands of years ago when Asia was connected And they all came from Siberia, that like northern part of Asia. They all crossed over, but they look browner. They look more brown than Asians. They look slightly different to Chinese people. They kind of look like a mixture of Black Indian and Asian people. So humans originated in Africa and they first went to the Middle East and then they split off. Some went to Europe and then some went to Asia, didn't they? The ones that went east became more yellow, and the ones that went west became more white. I don't know why Asian people became yellow. I can understand why white people became white, because they went to colder places where paler skin is more beneficial, but How does yellowish skin benefit you? Have to Google it. Put the fridge in the wardrobe. It's not that noisy, is it? I don't think I even need it anymore because I've taken my beer out. How do I turn it off? Well, yeah, it is a bit noisy. I got used to it. I just have a banana. You don't really need to put a banana or oranges in a fridge. How cold does it get? Pretty cold. Keeps the beer cold. Oh, I finished my beer. Have I ever used Tinder in England? I have, but I never match cute girls. They're always fat. Wait, why is my Streamlabs bot timing out people? What did Arboreal Grazer STD say? Timed out for 1 second. What's the point? 1 second. Do I like fat girls? I don't hate them, but I wouldn't date them. I had a few fat girls in Japan, and I guess they were okay looking, but I wouldn't want to be in a relationship. I was having an affair with this fat married Japanese woman back in 2013. Some of you may know the story. Yeah, she was nice but a bit crazy. She really hated cute young girls, so we'd be walking outside in public and if there was a group of— one time there was a, like, a group, a trio of cute young Japanese girls walking in front of us, and then she just like shoulder barged them from behind. And then she was like, oh, sorry, I tripped. She obviously did it on purpose. Like, she wanted to hit them so badly for some reason. She was weird. And then— Okay, I'll tell the story from the beginning. I met her on the Japanese social media website called Mixi, which is like their version of Facebook. And then she told me she was married. And then I kind of lost interest because at the time I was a good boy and I wasn't interested in married women. But then I got to Japan and then she was still interested in meeting. She said, why don't you come and meet me and my husband for dinner? So I thought, okay, why not? I've got nothing else to do. And they took me to yakiniku and I met her husband. And he paid for the meal. And the next day she messaged me again saying she wanted to meet again, but just The two of us this time. And then we ended up going to karaoke and then a hotel. And then for the next 3 months, nearly every, every 2 nights we went to a hotel and we stayed overnight. And her husband was completely okay with it. And he even knew she was with me. She would tell him, Oh, I'm gonna be hanging out with Daniel tonight, and then he'd just be like, oh, okay. She said he thought I was gay or something like that. He must have known what was happening. Maybe he didn't care. Maybe he also had like a side girl. The sex was pretty good, I have to say. It just felt wrong and naughty. And she also paid for everything. She paid, she paid for all the love hotels. It's not cheap to stay in a love hotel overnight. Love hotels, you're only supposed to stay for an hour and then leave. Or 2 hours. Most people don't stay in there overnight. And it cost maybe ¥100 or ¥150 for the night because it was in Shinjuku in Tokyo. And we would, we would meet up almost every 2 days. So it's like 15 nights a month for 3 months. That's quite a lot of money. At the time, I was really broke because I wasn't doing YouTube. I didn't have any online income. I was just relying on the Job Centre. At age 23, I probably only had about £2,000 in my bank account. I wouldn't be able to afford it. And I was living in a guest house that was horrible. It was winter in Japan and I was living in this guest house that was freezing cold and you had to have a shower in like a shared shower room where they left the windows open for Ventilation, and it was freezing, and the room was so small, it was horrible. The kitchen was filthy and there were cockroaches. It was like heaven staying at the love hotel where you've got a bathtub, a nice bed, heating, privacy. Ah, good times. Why did I stop seeing her? Because I met this other girl, the chlamydia girlfriend. I was going to go back to see the married woman, but then the chlamydia girl started messaging me and I decided to meet her instead. I had many adventures. For some reason I expected to see you playing Rainbow Six. I think people get bored if I just play the game because I, I can't focus on talking very well. It's funny because her name was Tomoko, the married woman. So she was my first Tomoko. My second Tomoko was also allegedly married, but then she backtracked and said she wasn't married. I don't know why she said she was. So I kind of have this mental image whenever I hear the name of Tomoko. I just kind of imagine cheating wife who loves sex. The name Tomoko doesn't have Pure or innocent connotations when I think of it now. So first she told me she was 27, turns out she was 40 plus. And then she told me she had, she had a husband. But then after I told everyone she was married, she then messaged me again saying actually she's not married. So I don't know. What's true? And I never found out. And then she became friends with this English guy called Connor who really hates me. I don't know why he hates me so much, just because I— because I slept with Tomoko and then I I don't know why he cares so much. What's that beeping noise? Let me check. I don't like how my monitor keeps freezing. You said she smelled bad. Yeah, she had that old lady smell. It's like a, a bitter smell. Oh, is this mould? No, I don't think so. She had old lady musk. Ugh, I think it was mold. It tastes weird. Why would there be mold on my orange? Is it okay to eat mold? Chihiro is 40. Yeah, she is. Mold can give you kidney failure. Oh, I don't know if it was mold. Tastes weird. Will you go back to doing YouTube lives? I'll probably stay on Twitch. I think I've got a pretty good audience on Twitch. Are you surprised when people call you misogynist when you talk about women like that? I don't really see why it's wrong to describe a person's smell. If I smelled really bad and you met me, and then someone asked you, what was Daniel like? And you said, oh, Daniel smells like armpits, I'm not gonna say, oh, you're a misandrist because you described my smell. Why is it misogynistic to describe a woman's scent? I bet Daniel smells bad. Yeah, I do, because I haven't had a shower today. My armpits get smelly. I feel like it's kind of pointless having a shower every day. We haven't, um, had a working shower for a week now. It's broken again. The plumbers, they can't get it working. I don't know what's wrong. It's been over a month now and They come and fix it and it works for a few days and then it breaks again and then they come and fix it again and then it still doesn't work. They were here all day on Friday and the shower still doesn't work. So we have to have baths. I don't really want a bath every day. I have it every few days. The heating is fixed, but when they fix the heating, then the shower breaks. I don't know why it's connected, but apparently it is connected. Sometimes, because the radiators are old, they leak, and then the air pressure leaks out. And because there's no pressure, then the water doesn't get pumped to the shower, so the shower— the water just kind of drips out the shower, so it's not really usable. So, we have to wait until next week for them to come back again to try and fix it. Bit annoying, because it was working perfectly. fine before they installed the new heating system. Who was the fat girl that commented back on your Twitter years later? What did she say? I don't remember. You tried to cheat the homeless girlfriend of Nobita? What? Don't know what you're talking about. Where does Nobita find these homeless girls? I need to make a homeless girl video when I get back to Japan. I need to get myself a home. I could interview Pia. Homeless girl in London. I feel like people wouldn't care because it's not about Japan. How's the trading going? Same. Stock market still rubbish. So boring. Stocks just go nowhere, sideways all this time. Do I still have my home in Minecraft? Probably, if I remember my login details, it should all be there still. Should have recorded when you were banging her in the guest room. Who said we banged? I never said that. If you knew Chihiro has an illness, would you meet her? I don't think she would want to meet me anymore. Do I trade crypto? I've got crypto mining stocks, but not the actual cryptos because I can't be bothered downloading the crypto apps. Just pain. I told her she should have got pregnant. I don't think I can even get girls pregnant because I finished inside Mila quite a few times and she wasn't using any protection and nothing happened. So I think I, I can't actually make babies. It must have been the chlamydia because I had chlamydia untreated for a couple weeks. Which could, could be long enough to do some damage to my sperm tubes. I had this one single mother girlfriend and we were doing it for 2 weeks straight, no protection, several times a day, and I finished inside every time and she didn't get pregnant either. So I don't think the problem is the women. I think I'm the problem. I'm pretty sure if a normal guy banged any of my exes, they'd probably get pregnant. So I probably can't have children. Aren't you scared of not having kids? No, I'm actually more scared of having kids. kids, because they just seem like a pain. They seem like they'll bring a lot of risk into your life. What if— I don't know, there's just so many unforeseeable outcomes that could come from having a child. They could grow up and become a drug dealer or something, or they could just be a complete mess and you have to financially support them for the rest of their lives because they're Too lazy to get a job. Or they bring back weirdos into your house. I don't, I don't like having friends because I don't want them to bring their problems into my life. And if you have children, all their problems are going to be your problems, and you've, you've got to help them, don't you? Unless you just kick them out, cut them off. I want to reduce my problems, not increase them. It's just too risky. Look at Jackie Chan, multi-millionaire, but still his son became a drug addict and went to prison, and his daughter is like a lesbian something that he disowned and kicked out. I mean, if you're Jackie Chan, you've got all that money, and still your kids turn out weird and you're not happy with them, then what chance do I have? First, I need to actually find a woman who wants my children, which— I haven't found any. Well, I found a couple. I guess a single mother wanted them. Chihiro also said she wouldn't mind having them if I really wanted them. Jackie Chan's probably not a father figure. Yeah, I guess he, he's probably very traditional and very proud and would look down on OnlyFans and drug use, and he's probably always busy at work acting or filming. And his kids felt like they didn't have a father. That's the problem with parenting. It's more than just putting bread on the table. You've actually got to be there and have some kind of connection. Make some tea. Wow, that kettle's noisy. Do you have a secret Discord? Someone's leaking your screenshots on Kiwi Farms. Are they recent screenshots or old ones? Because I haven't had a Discord in ages. I deleted my Discord a couple weeks ago, maybe last month. I keep wondering, um, would you like to go on a date with me? I mean, that's not what I'm wondering. I'm wondering if How would I manage to fix the hot water if I was the one who had to fix it and I didn't have any money? How hard is it to make hot water for, for a bath? You could just keep boiling water in a kettle and then fill the bath, or you could boil water in a pot on the stove And then just pour it into the bath, but that would take time, wouldn't it? What would be a good idea if you had to design a way to make hot water to wash? You— ideally you'd want like a massive kettle, a big container of water, or maybe you'd want the heating element In the bathtub. So it's like a big kettle. You pour in cold water and you switch it on, and then it heats up the water. Wouldn't that be a good idea? Maybe I could invent it. You know, when I had fish, I had tropical fish, and they needed warm water to survive, so I had to get this heating thing to put into the tank. Maybe if you could get like a big version of that, that could heat up the bath. Wouldn't that be a good idea instead of paying 10,000 for these plumbing people who keep breaking it? Can't seem to get it fixed. How many liters is a bathtub? Isn't it like 80 liters? But you wouldn't need 80 liters of boiling water because you're not gonna cook yourself. How many liters of boiling water would you need? Because the rest of it could be cold water, so maybe you just need 20 liters. 20 liters. 25% boiling water and then 75% cold water. I just feel like there must be an easier way to deliver hot water into a bathtub than using a massive boiler system outside connected to all these pipes that run up the house wall, and then it doesn't even work. Well, it does work. I mean, the shower doesn't work. I don't know how this invention would work for the shower because the water container would have to be above you, and then you'd have a nozzle, and then the water would have to go down into like a hose into the shower head, and then gravity— I don't know how a shower works, to be honest. I guess you need water pressure. To push the water out. Yeah, I guess showers are quite complicated contraptions. Just have a bath like the old days. Wooden bath by the fireplace like The Witcher. Apparently my dad's heating The water system is very complicated and even the professionals couldn't figure out how to work it. I'm not sure really because I haven't looked. I'm not involved. But I think there's a water tank up in the loft and then there's a second water tank that is directly connected to the chimney because my dad made it so that when you Light the fireplace, the heat from the chimney heats the water at the same time, which is quite a good idea. I'm not sure why it's not working, though. I don't know. If the professionals don't know how to fix it, then how am I supposed to know? I'm not a plumber. I would just use the kettle and then get like a plastic bowl and then wash myself like a monkey. That'll be my last resort. Well, I'd just leave and go and stay in a hotel. Let them sort it out. Why did he design it like that? Yeah, I guess to save on the heating bills. So you heat up the house using the fireplace and you also warm the water using the same heat. But he— I feel like he might have over-engineered it and then he didn't explain to anyone how it works. Do I wash my private parts regularly? Only if I have a wash, but I haven't washed it today. Should be fine for a day or two. It gets a bit smelly, but no one's gonna find out. And the smell turns me on a little bit. It smells cheesy. It just smells like smelly foreskin. I kind of like the smell. Let me smell it now. No, is it too obvious that I'm smelling it? I don't want to get banned on Twitch. I'm surprised I haven't been banned already. Oh my God. Scared me. Would I have sex with a ladyboy? Only if he's very feminine. Are you gonna eat cereal by yourself? Yeah, I might use the VR tonight. I've been charging it, and I got my earphones down there. I haven't used earphones with the Oculus Quest yet, but I do feel a bit naughty. I might boot up the VR. Who else has watched VR Porn? Can I just say it? Yeah, you can say it. I don't know, it's so good. You get this massive cinema-sized screen floating in front of you. You watch it on your phone and it's okay, I guess, but you know, it's your phone, it's kind of small, you're just staring at it like this. But when you've got the VR on, it's like, wow, huge massive floating VR screen. It's like watching it in the cinema. You're just lying back and you've got massive cheesecake in your face. How much is the headset? It was about £400 because I got it when it was released. I think it's come down in price now. It's like £250. It's quite good. You've got this app called BigScreen, and it's like chat room, VR chat room, but you can watch movies with strangers. It's quite nice, I guess. But if you want to watch the movie, it might be annoying because people keep talking behind you, and I'm too— I'm too shy to actually talk to anyone. Did someone in your family get COVID? No, I don't know anyone who got it. Even my sister doesn't know anyone who My mum got the vaccine and she feels fine. I'm a bit nervous about the vaccine. I guess the blood clot thing is kind of rare. Oh wow, thank you, Seysha. Do you like my little picture? I drew that 2017. I don't think I have that stripy blue and gray sweat hoodie anymore. Very generous. I wonder how many subs I have now. I think I have quite a lot. Oh wow, I've got 35 subs. Can I show this? That's pretty good. Maybe I should stick with Twitch. Prince Philip is dead because of vaccine. Really? Yeah, I didn't really say anything about Prince Philip, but he died a few days ago. Yeah, I suppose it's a bit sad. I don't like all these people saying stuff like— there's a lot of people coming out now insulting him, saying he just lived off of taxpayer money, but I'm pretty sure he, he probably did quite a lot for the country that people don't know about or didn't look up about. The royal family get a lot of criticism for taking— for being rich using taxpayers' money, but I'm pretty sure they do stuff that's beneficial for the country. Yeah, like the tourism stuff. And they, they— most of them served in the military for at least a bit. Harry was a pilot or something. And they also donate a lot to charities. I'm pretty sure they've contributed more to the country than the average Joe. But they get a lot of criticism because a lot of people think they just sit around in their palaces and they're rich, taking taxpayers' I feel like that's a bit of an unfair statement. It just seems like poor people are being jealous. I'm not really a fan, but I don't hate the royal family. I don't like that Meghan whining about racism. Yeah, that Andrew sounds like a bit of a dick. Like he just wants to party and do drugs or something. I was more surprised Prince— I mean, is it Prince Philip? Yeah, no, Duke. He's a Duke. Duke Philip. Surprised he was still alive. He looked really bad recently, like a zombie. I'm surprised the Queen is still alive. I'm surprised the Queen outlived my dad. I never thought my dad would die before the Queen did. Oh my God, what the hell's that noise? Can you hear that? I can't tell if it's the Irish people. Or wild animal? They sound the same sometimes. It sounded like a fox killing a rabbit or something. Have you heard foxes screeching in the night? It's a horrid sound. They sound like a demented witch screaming. Oh, how do I stop my monitor timing out? Do I hate Irish people? I don't hate them. And it's not Irish people, it's the Irish Travellers. They're not the same as Irish people. They're not too bad, I guess. It's just sometimes they start screaming outside. Which is a bit annoying. But when I was working at the petrol station, they were really annoying. Every time they came in, they would cause trouble. They would shoplift, they would fight. But you hear some pretty bad stories about them. But in comparison, the ones that live opposite me are quite well-behaved. The really bad ones, they'll just turn up at a public park and then set up their trailers and caravans and just live there. And then they will turn the place into a massive dump. And then when people try and get them to move, they'll start a big fight, and then the police have to get involved. And then when they finally leave, the whole place is trashed. And then recently— not recently, but I think it was a couple years ago— there was this really horrible incident where this police officer got killed by a couple of them. Don't know if you heard about it. So there were these— I think they were teenagers, but they were kids from like a gypsy camp, and they were stealing a quad bike. So the owner of the quad bike phoned the police. The police turned up, tried to stop them, and they made a getaway in the car. One of the policemen tried to— he ran after the car to try and stop them. His foot got caught in the tow cable that was dangling behind the car, and he got dragged by the car for miles. He obviously died, but it was pretty horrific because— Oh my God. They just sped off at like 60 miles per hour with him dangling from his foot from this tow cable. And they said when they found his body, he, his— he was completely naked and he was like flayed alive. The story was shocking. And there was like a trail of blood and clothing from him when they were tracking him down. It's just horrible. It was 3 teenagers from this, uh, traveler's camp, and they were laughing and joking about it. They showed no remorse. There were these pictures of them from the court, the court hearing, and they were like doing middle finger signs and peace signs and laughing like it was a big joke. Disgusting. I think they just got a few years of prison. Because apparently there wasn't enough evidence to show that they knew the policeman was being dragged, so they got away with, um, saying that they didn't know he was being dragged behind. So I think they got charged with, like, accidental murder and not There's different terms like manslaughter and murder. I forgot the definition, but that's what they do. They go around stealing and trashing people's stuff. Pretty sad story. See what happens when when you try and be a hero. It was so unnecessary. The policemen didn't have to chase after the car. They could have tracked the car down. They tracked them down anyway and found out where they came from. The argument against them was that they, they must have known. that they— that he was dangling behind, because they must have seen it in the mirror, in the rearview mirror. They must have seen him, and they didn't stop. They kept driving because they were trying to get rid of him. They could have stopped the car, but they didn't. I'm not sure why he ran after the car. I think he thought he could grab onto them because the window was open. It was so unlucky. How does his foot get caught up in the wire, in the cable, and then it doesn't come loose the whole time? But there's a lot of stories about Irish gypsies, and they're not usually nice. Can I talk German? No, I cannot. How long am I gonna stream? What time is it? It's only 12. I'll probably stream another few hours. So I'm sleeping late now. I don't see the point waking up early. I could wake up in the morning, but then what do I do all day? There's nothing to do. He can't even pronounce Düsseldorf properly, correctly. Isn't it Düsseldorf? I just feel like Düsseldorf is easier to say. Can I still speak Japanese? I haven't used Japanese in over a year now. I've used it, you know, texting because I'm back on Tinder. I chatted to a few Japanese girls. I already arranged like 4 dates with Japanese women, but I can't see them. I matched probably 10 women on Tinder in Japan. I asked them if they wanted to meet up, they said yes. I don't know why it's so easy. You say, hey, do you want to meet up next week? And they're like, sure, let's do it. Getting cock-blocked by COVID. I don't know why I don't have it so easy when I'm in England on Tinder. But if you match someone on Tinder and you just say, hey, you want to meet up? English girls, they don't like it. They say stuff like, oh, why so sudden? Or you're not even going to get to know me first. It's like they get offended by it. But Japanese women But they think it's funny or they think it's kind of cute. They're not usually so serious about stuff like that. You can get away with saying kind of dumb stuff to Japanese women because of the language barrier. So usually what I say is, I say, hey, nice to meet you, and I say it in English. Because you can like act all cute and dumb. You can— you just say, hey, are you single? I'm looking for a girlfriend. And they'll either think it's funny or they will be upset about it. And if they're upset about it, then who cares? You don't really want to meet them if they've got no sense of humor. If they're all serious about stuff like that, then I probably wouldn't want to meet them. But usually they find it funny, or they're light-hearted about it. You don't really have to have amazing pickup lines. You just say, oh, I'm single, how about you? And then they'll say, yes, I'm also single. And then you can say, cool, I'm thinking of going to blah blah blah next— this year. Would you like to hang out? And then they'll say, sure, I'll show you around. It's pretty easy to get dates lined up. Why don't you try that in with UK girls? Because I'm scared they'll think you're a massive weirdo if you're like, hey, I'm Daniel, I'm looking for a girlfriend. They'll think you're mentally ill or You can't really get away with it with a native English speaker, but with Japanese women you can get away with playing stupid, acting dumb. And Japanese women, they also— they're interested in foreigners, so you're automatically kind of interesting to them just because you're a foreigner. Then you can talk about your own country. You can ask some stuff like, have you been to England before? Or What did you think of England when you visited? And then you can tell them about where you live, and you can say, oh, here in England it was snowing last week. I don't know, it just feels like you have more of an edge. If you talk to an English girl, you're not gonna I'm gonna say that stuff. What are you gonna say? So I find it kind of difficult when I match English girls. I don't know what to say. I can't use my usual tactics. Also, I kind of have this soy boy look, which Japanese girls and women like, but English girls don't like. So it's kind of weird. Would I be going to Japan any point next year? Hopefully this year. But if not this year, then yeah, definitely next year. I think things will be back to normal next year, or it will be more back to normal than it will be this year. This year is going to be— Now we have the vaccine, we just need to get people to take the vaccine, and then once people have gotten the vaccine, then places can start reopening, but it's going to take time. It's not going to happen overnight. So this year, I don't know. It's wishful thinking. But some people are optimistic about being able to travel again, like Andy. Andy was talking about how he wants to go to Greece and Taiwan and do streaming there. So if he can go, then I should be able to go. Maybe Korea. I could go to Korea again. Korea is quite nice. I miss Japan. The best thing about Japan is cheap rent and dates. Dating. I can do quite well dating. I've got more of a chance than I have here. Also, I like Japanese girls. I guess I should say women. The ones I get aren't really girls, they're like 30-year-old women. I don't know why I keep calling them girls. It's just in my mind I think of them as girls and not as old women. Would I like to have a bigger willy? No. Actually, I had some problems in Japan because my willy's a bit too big. People don't believe me, but I've got quite— I don't know if it's actually that big, or maybe it just looks big because I'm skinny. But when I show girls my dick pic, their reaction is usually, oh my god, it's so big. And it's only about 6 inches. It's like, it's like this big. It's not like massive 10-inch. But I had some problems in Japan where the girls were afraid because it was too big. They wouldn't let me put it all the way in. And there was one girl who was in pain. She was saying it was painful, and I wasn't sure if she was saying that— you know, in Japan— Porno. They say, it hurts, it hurts, as like a thing they say. I don't know if she was saying it because it actually hurt or she was just like playing. But apparently it actually hurt, so I had to finish quickly. It wasn't good. I'm just wondering if I was bigger, like a normal white guy who's got an 8-incher, it would be even worse. If my 6-inch is too big, imagine an 8-inch or 10-inch. You would have even more More problems. I think I like the size of mine. It's not too small, it's not too big. The only complaint I have about my willy is it's kind of twisted. Not really twisted, but slightly. So if I took a picture with it just dangling down, it's not facing straight. It's like 20 degrees turned to the right. And I think— I don't know why, maybe it's because I use my right hand, and then over the decades it's corkscrewed it very slightly. It's not like it's 90-degree curved. It's not, it's not curved, it's like twisted, but only by a tiny bit, but it's still a little bit noticeable. One time I sent a picture to this Japanese woman, she said, lol, this is the first time I saw a guy with a twisted dick. Maybe it's, it's a normal thing. Maybe most guys don't have like a perfectly straight dick. I think mine's not bad. I'm not ashamed of taking pictures of it and showing it to people. I think it looks nice. Can you hear that? I think it's a dog. So do you like my stream from my phone like I'm doing it now, or do you prefer it when I stream from my computer, so it's like this. Well, if I streamed from my computer, it would just be like this. But if I stream from my phone, I can pick you up and then I can walk around like this. Oh, should we go down into the kitchen? I don't know if my internet connection would stay connected. It should do, so I still have connection when I go downstairs. You lose money not using Streamlabs. Yeah, I guess because there's no text-to-speech, people who want to do text-to-speech aren't gonna donate, but I don't know how to fix it. Look what happens. I go here, I press Streamlabs, And it stays open for like 1 second and then it closes and it's gone. I think the problem is I've somehow broken it by adding some kind of, some kind of scene or widget. And even if I uninstall Streamlabs And reinstall it, it somehow saves my, my scenes and my widgets from before, and it doesn't wipe all of the saved data, and I don't know how to stop it from doing that. Open with admin. I tried that. I tried opening the installer with admin. I tried opening the program with admin. I tried searching Streamlabs and then deleting every file from my computer. I tried turning off the internet so it's not connected to the cloud, and then I tried opening it. It just keeps crashing every time. I unplugged all my webcams, reinstalled it, tried installing to a different file. I don't know what I did that has broken it so badly. The last thing I did was I was readjusting the resolution of my webcam because it was like a square shape. I wanted to make it wide-angle shape, and then it crashed and I could never open it again. So I have no idea. Isn't there a different program that can do text-to-speech? I downloaded OBS, but it's really basic. It's just got, um, webcam and then screen capture, but it's got no chat box or alert system. I really don't know. Maybe I need a new computer, get a new laptop. Well, maybe if I create a new Windows profile, a new Windows user which isn't connected to this one, maybe it would reinstall Streamlabs from fresh. I thought we were heading to the kitchen. I'm not sure why I want to go to the kitchen. What would I do down there? So I need to either find out how to fix Streamlabs or find a different program that can do text-to-speech. Did I delete Streamlabs cache? I'm not sure how. I thought if I uninstall it, then all of the files get deleted, because look, you can see Watch, watch very closely because it will only be up for a second, but you watch here on the scenes, you can see it's all my previous settings. Look at that, you see, that's all my— that's my previous setup. Webcam, Display 1, Display 2, alert box, chat box. Those were how I had it set up before it started crashing. So even though I've uninstalled it and reinstalled It's saving my settings. I need to reset everything. Settings, delete cache and restart. I can't even get to the settings because it crashes straight away. It doesn't stay open long enough for me to go into settings. See, just close this. You have to use Revo Uninstaller. Let me Google it. Hmm, I'll try it later. Maybe tomorrow. Download Streamlabs from a different website. Would that work? I don't know. No, I need to pee very, very badly. Stay still. Have I stopped using Twitter? No. But no one— no one responds to my tweets. I've got 3,000 followers on Twitter and it's like no one sees my tweets. Every time I tweet something, I'll get maybe 4, maybe 2 likes, and then no replies or anything. Maybe Twitter is like YouTube. It has an algorithm, and then your Twitter— your Twitter channel, your Twitter page can also die like your YouTube channel can die if it thinks people are not interested anymore. Kind of annoying. The only way I can get engagement on Twitter is if I write some kind of stupid tweet about getting a job or getting therapy. The last time I had a lot of likes was when I made up some rubbish about getting therapy. So people only care— the only thing people care about is if I'm gonna get therapy or if I'm gonna get a job or if I'm gonna get a girlfriend. Those are the only topics people care about. Am I allowed to stream on YouTube? No, not until end of April. Wow, it's really hot. Having watched for an hour, I'm still extremely confused about what this stream is about. It's not really about anything, it's just chatting. What would you like to talk about? I would like it if I could stream about something, but I just don't know what to do. What's that? Please refrain from using Foul language. The Streamlabs bot is telling people off. I would like it if I actually had something to do that I could clip, make highlights out of, and then put onto YouTube. But when you're just talking about random stuff, there's not really a direction. You should prank call someone. I don't really know anyone's phone number. There's only one girl that I exchanged numbers with. Not sure if we're still meeting. I would like to, but she seems pretty busy. You've talked about everything multiple times. Yeah, I always end up repeating the same stories. But I don't know which stories people have heard of. Maybe some people haven't heard it yet. It's not like anything has happened. Well, I guess something did happen this year. In the 4 months since I came back, The only thing of interest that happened was Pia turned up at my house in the middle of the night, and then I took her to a hotel. But I didn't really make videos about it because I don't like feeling like I'm being tricked into making videos. I could have made a whole vlog about it. I could have filmed her sitting on the doorstep from the window, and then I could have filmed her coming in, and then I could have filmed us taking her to the hotel. I made a vlog, I guess. But at the time, it was pretty stressful. My mum was upset, and I had to sort it all out. I didn't really feel like filming it and vlogging it, so maybe it's a missed opportunity. But it's only one video it could have been made into. It's not really a big loss, unless it went viral, which I don't think it would have. Why was your mum upset? I don't know, she seemed really upset about it. Because she just turned up unannounced, uninvited, in the middle of the night. It's kind of weird. And she felt like it was rude. I didn't think she would be that upset though, because she didn't really mind when Mila came over. Maybe that was different. Yes, quite a good selfie stick. I like it. Women get kind of territorial in a weird way. I feel like that too. I get— I feel like my territory is being invaded by other men. I don't like it when these men come over. And then I feel emasculated because I have no control over my living area because it's not my house, so I just have to shut up and take it. How's the fridge? It's pretty good. It works and it's not noisy. Currently I have a banana. And a Twix, nice and cold. And an orange. Ugh, it smells like banana. Bananas smell very strong. Maybe I'll eat my banana. It's going brown. Quite a good fridge. It was only £40. I nearly bought this bigger fridge, which is £100. It was like a proper mini fridge. Good thing I didn't. I don't need so much space. Just need to put a sandwich and a drink, maybe. I mainly wanted the fridge. To put my sandwich. So if I know someone's coming— If I know someone's coming over, I can make a sneaky sandwich at night and then prepare it and then keep it in the fridge for the next day. I was gonna put ham and cheese and cucumber, but I think it's better to make the sandwich downstairs and then put it into the fridge. You should not care about visitors. It's your house. You don't have to interact with them. But I do. Because they come and talk to me. So there's this little boy who keeps coming, and I was outside kicking my ball, and he started playing with me. What can I do? I can't tell him to go away, so I have to play with him. So I was playing with this little boy yesterday, playing football. And then the other day, my sister's you-know-what ambushed me, and then he said something that I had to respond to. And then when Pia was here, my mum had a guy here. So I had to talk to him as well because I was downstairs. You can't really just ignore people. You can, but then it's just weird. I try and sneak into the kitchen, but they can probably see me or hear me. No, he just— he thought he upset me, so he apologized to me. But I didn't really want to talk to anyone. That's why I'm hiding in my room. But then as soon as I went down, he, he came to apologize to me. And then afterwards I felt annoyed because I was trying to avoid talking to people. Your mom told us she didn't let any man sleep. I'm not allowed to talk about my mom. She got upset last time because I was telling too much about her. So stop asking me about my mom. Getting me into trouble again, just like with Chihiro, because you guys keep asking me questions. Every time I got in trouble with Chihiro is because someone asked me a weird question. in the chat, and then I responded, and then Shira found out. It's all your fault. My mum told me off after the last stream. Can't talk about anything. I'm not allowed to talk about people. I'm only allowed to talk about myself. Da da da da. It was very tricky with Chihiro because I like talking about my ex-girlfriends because I had a lot of adventures and they're quite interesting stories. So as a storyteller, I want to tell the stories, but then every time I mention my exes and I said anything in a good light about my ex as Chihiro got upset. It was really difficult. What's the point of having all these cool experiences when you can't talk about them? Such a waste. What am I supposed to talk about if I can't talk about my experiences and I can't talk about People? What am I supposed to talk about? The time I played Rainbow Six and I got a headshot? She remains engaged on Twitter. Yeah, I found it weird why she made a Twitter and an Instagram and then asked Casey to promote it. You'd think after all of the weirdos she wouldn't want to have anything to do with my viewers, but no, she's like, yeah, this is my Twitter, everyone come and follow me. I thought after we separated she would just want to disappear like Tomoko did and Others did. But it seems like she likes having contact with my viewers. I don't know if they're my viewers anymore. Maybe they stopped watching. My ex-viewers. Because when we were together, she had no interest. She wasn't interested in having a presence, a social media presence, when we were together. So I was kind of surprised. Tomoko tried to start her own YouTube. Yeah, I, I encouraged her. I was like, yeah, you should make YouTube. I also encouraged Casey to make one. These are crisps. Looks good. I encouraged Casey to make a channel because I wanted a YouTuber friend to make videos with. I didn't think he would start making videos Dissing me. I had no idea he would start making videos with my bloody ex-wife. I thought he would have some decency. Very unexpected. A very big mistake. In the beginning, I was interested in being his friend, but then after hanging out for a bit, I kind of just felt like we didn't really click, and I wasn't really having fun. With him, and our videos weren't really getting views anyway. And he kept messaging me all the time, which is really annoying. Some people keep messaging you, and even if you don't reply, they'll carry on spamming. Some people just don't get it. You can ignore some people and they just carry on messaging you anyway. If someone didn't reply to me, I would stop messaging them because I would think, oh, they're not interested in talking You created him and he turned on you. My own creation. It kind of makes sense. I mean, they were 2 people who really hated me and were trying to get back at me. And that was the best way? Well, the other best way would have been if they slept together and filmed it and then sent it to me as revenge. That would have been bad. That would have been a pretty sick way of getting revenge. Can you imagine if an angry ex did that? That's like the ultimate way To destroy a man if you hate him. Sleep with his best friend and then film it and send it to him. He'd kill you. I think it would turn me on more than making me angry. You'd have to be completely mental to do that. Who's seen that movie? There's, there's a married couple and then there's like this weird creepy guy. It turns out the guy, the husband, kind of bullied the weird creepy guy, and then the weird creepy guy gets his revenge by drugging the husband's wife. And filming himself, suggesting that he may have done something while she was unconscious. And he sends the video to the guy. And then 9 months later, the woman has a baby and she's pregnant. And the husband is like going crazy because he doesn't know if it's his kid or the creepy guy's kid. And the creepy guy disappeared, so he couldn't find him. That was messed up. Someone sent me a message. Who's this? I thought it was my mum. It's this girl. I'm not sure who she is, but sometimes when I stream— I must have added her on Facebook— she sends me a random message when I stream. And then I get scared because I think it's either my mum or Chihiro telling me to shut up. Do you fancy me? What should I do now? Oh, I've still got crisps. Reading a Reddit post about the history of pier. What does it say? I think I've read it. It says she jumped into bed with me the first 2 minutes that we met. It's not true. We walked around for a few hours before I said, do you want to go to a hotel? And then we went to a hotel. That's why you can never trust the subreddit, because they always change details, or they get details wrong, or they just make these weird accusations, or weird assumptions based off of nothing. Like, they kept saying Mina was a prostitute, didn't they? Based off of what? Just because they saw some pictures where she's wearing slightly revealing clothing. Mina never said anything about being a prostitute, but they just kind of went with it. The one— that one, apparently you guys had unprotected sex within 5 minutes. We had unprotected sex, but not within 5 minutes. We walked around for a bit. I asked this girl on Facebook, do you fancy me? And she said, yes, ever since I bore you from my vagina, my greatest desire was for you to go back in. Sorry I held this from you so long. Wow. What do you mean you bore me from your vagina? You mean I came out of it and then I have to go back in? Show us what's in the mini fridge. Okay, I've got a Twix and an orange. Very useful. I bore you from my vagina because I'm your mum, like I said. I hope you're not My mum. What does bore mean? You mean you birthed me, you ejected me. I don't think Mila was a sex worker, although I'm not sure I could guess what she does for work. She got a job at a factory— no, a warehouse— picking orders when I was with her, and I think before she just did like part-time jobs. She had one job where she had to hold a sign and stand on the street. I'm not sure what she did in Korea. I think she did probably bar work, waitress work. But who knows? I mean, she could have done that kind of work and then she never told me. I wouldn't really care. I don't know though. You've gotta make money somehow. If I was a girl, I don't know actually. Even if I was a guy, I might do it, but I'd be too scared. The only reason I wouldn't have gay sex for money is because number one, I'm scared that the guy might be a psycho. And hurt me. And then number 2, I'm worried that anal sex might be really painful. But if, if those 2 things weren't a worry, then I might do it if it's good money. But I don't trust— I wouldn't trust anyone who messages me. Just seems dangerous. Yeah, I could also get some kind of disease. I could get rectal bleeding, rectal internal hemorrhaging. I don't think I don't think my anus is capable of stretching that much without tearing, especially since I've never done it before. I'd be too scared. But if I was getting paid to If I could do it with a woman, then I would do it. Do it for free. Do it right now. I'd do you. Oh yeah, I wanted to get a drink. That's why I wanted to go downstairs. Okay, let's try going downstairs, see what the internet does. I need to get my big glass. We're gonna do some IRL streaming. Hopefully I don't disconnect. Is it still streaming? Press 1 if you can hear me. Am I streaming? How come the chat's gone dead? I think everyone's just stopped chatting. Yeah, I think it is streaming, so it should be fine. Maybe I could come downstairs to do something if there were no people, but there's always people. What else could I do? Could show you inside the fridge. Got some chorizo, cucumber, milk, cheese, cheese. Um, oh, my protein powder. Serious Mass. Pot noodle. I might take some crisps. Oh, we've got ramen, curry flavor. Okay, I'll go back up. There's not much else to do. We're safe. Very scary in my kitchen. What I want to do is I want to try going outside using my data, see if I can stream. Because if I could stream in the garden, it would be quite nice to maybe set something up like a barbecue or a tent. But I think I should have decent connection in the garden. I have to try it out. Maybe tomorrow I'll do a quick test, see how it goes. But I have very little faith in my internet connection. What's the most annoying thing about being at home? Definitely the constant guests coming over. It didn't used to be like this. Before COVID my sister lived in London and my mum went to work, so I was at home by myself most of the time, which is how I managed to make all my YouTube videos. I was only able to make them because I was alone. But last year they didn't have this many guests. I don't know why this year they're having so many people around all the time. Plus we've got repair people and plumbers coming around constantly. I just feel really stressed out. I just want Alone time. To be able to go downstairs and not have a bunch of strangers there. Did I tell them it bothers me to have guests? Yeah, they know, but they don't care. I don't have any right to tell them not to have people around. It's not my house. And to be fair, I did have Mila around last year, didn't I? For nearly 2 months. That must have been pretty annoying for them. If my sister had a guy around for 2 months, I'd be going crazy. So I can't really complain that much. Hmm, do you— I guess maybe it was a It was a bit selfish of me to have Mila around for so long, but there wasn't much we could have done because it was— we, we were in a lockdown, and I didn't really want to send her home straight away to the Netherlands, and we couldn't get a hotel because they were closed, and I really wanted her to stay. So I can't suddenly start moaning about them. I don't really have any grounds to complain. So I just have to shut up, put up with it, moan about it on Twitch. Hate it when you can't complain about something without being a hypocrite. It just makes— it feels like it makes all your points invalid. What time do I go to bed? I usually go to bed around 2 and then wake up at 11, but if there's people around, I'll just try— I'll sleep until about 12. There's just not really much to do. Oh, I made some new merch, but it's not really good. I'll show you. What? Someone bought my merch yesterday, so I felt a bit motivated to make some more. I have to be careful. Look, I sold 5 pieces of merchandise. Quite nice. Not bad. So I made a face mask. I made this face mask. I think it looks cute, but I'm not sure if this— I'm not sure where it's gonna be when you wear the mask. I'm guessing your nose would be here, so this would be around where your mouth is. Wouldn't it? I'm not sure if it would look good. It's hard to tell. This is what it looks like flattened out. Why is it so expensive? Because it is— I think it's a reusable cloth mask. It's not like one of those flimsy cheap ones. And then I also have this one. It's just a smile, so it looks like you're smiling when you wear it. I wanted to make a, a COVID, COVID survival kit merch pack. I'm not sure what else to add. I can have masks. Maybe a bag where you put your hand wipes into. Profiting off of the virus. COVID-19 survival kit on my merch store. But it's not really like my brand. What is my brand? My brand would be H.I.M.R. And then like the Pornhub logo. So MR would be in orange. I could put— but then people were like, what's HIMR? I don't really have a brand. Like Ice Poseidon had CX, CX Network. PewDiePie has Brofist. I don't really have a strong image, like a logo or a mascot. A cereal, yeah, have a cereal bowl on the mask. I like the pink Daniel mug. What, this one? Yeah, this one looks quite nice. If it had some text— maybe I should add some text. I could write hello. I can get cheap stuff by just buying my own merch because I'll get the profits and then I'll also get the item. So if I want a t-shirt or a mask I just design my own and then buy it from my own store, and then I get— I only get half the profits because the website takes half. So if I sell a t-shirt for $15, I only get about $7. You're one of the 5 guys that bought your merch? Yeah, well, it wasn't me, it was my sister. My My sister bought me that cup for my birthday present. So she was one of the 5 orders. I was listening to Ice talk about how much money he makes recently. It's quite interesting. He said even without Barely doing any streams, his YouTube channel still makes about $2,000 a month just from, just from his old stuff. That's pretty good, isn't it? From not making much new content or not getting many views on his new content, he still makes $2,000-something just from the ad revenue on old stuff. I think my channel would only make about 4 or maybe 400 a month if I stopped making stuff. Well, I kind of have stopped making stuff. I only make about 1 video every 2 weeks. Don't really know what to make. I really need to make something. But if I just make rubbish and put it up and it gets bad views, it's going to be bad for the channel overall. But if I don't do anything, then I make nothing. No idea. I need some topics. I might do the what I expect from my next girlfriend video that I was thinking about and just Try and sound really arrogant. I don't know why, but the videos where I make myself sound really arrogant and annoying get more views. Like, what I hate about women, why my last girlfriend was rubbish. It's like people want To hate-watch me. They, they don't care if I make a video about 5 great things I learned on the weekend, or 2 ways I helped my family, 5 things I love about my life. That won't get views. I tried it. But then if I do something really dumb sounding like why women are stupid, It'll probably get good views and then I'll lose a bunch of subs and then people hate me. Stream learning to drive. Yeah, I could do— if the stream works well outside, I could ask my sister if I can use her car, but then what if I crash it? You got more views from the reaction channel reacting? Yeah, Albert and Preach. I got, uh, I think I got about 40 or 50,000 views thanks to them. My ugly girlfriend My friend video got an extra 30,000 views after they made the video about me, and then my newest videos got a bit of a bump in views as well. I also got a few new subs. Did I set a lot of videos to private on the 2nd of April? I don't remember. Yeah, I did. I deleted the it's snowing vlog. I deleted the stock videos because they're stupid and boring. I just deleted some fluff from the channel because I didn't think they were interesting or eye-catching. I don't know why I made the snowing vlog. It was just stupid. I just had nothing else to make a video about. I permanently deleted them. Nothing happened in the snowing vlog anyway. It was just me showing my computer, saying, this is my new GoPro camera. setup. This is my new chair. I'm just going to put rubbish like that onto the second channel, casual vlogging stuff. And really, I want the main channel to have like main life events or traveling stuff. The problem is nothing's happening to make it What's this video about? But the main channel should be about main events, not random weird stuff that I hope gets views. I'll put that onto the second channel. Should have put the snow vlog on the second channel, really. Isn't your whole channel random weird stuff you hope gets views? Not really. It's supposed to be like a series of events that's happening. Well, it started off with story times and experience videos, and then it became Like a documentation of my life when I moved to Japan, got a girlfriend, moved in with her, got married. And it was a video-by-video documentation of each event. But that all got ruined because of Mina. She wouldn't let me tell anyone about anything, and now I can't do it because— I'm sorry. Because I'm not doing anything. Because I want each year to tell a story, to paint a picture of what happened during that year. So you have 2017, it would be working at the petrol station, met a single mother met Tomoko, went to Japan, stayed at a guest house, met Chihiro, and in 2018 got married, went to Malaysia. You know, like events happening in order. That's what I wanted it to be, but then I kind of ruined it with all the fake stuff. Maybe I'll delete that I don't know, they still make a little bit of money. Really, I want to get rid of the fake German videos, like the therapy thing, the sandwich factory thing. I want to delete those. I don't like all this fluff on the channel that doesn't really have any place there. Some videos were just completely out of place, like my Ghost of Tsushima video game review, my Filthy Frank video, my Belle Delphine video. They're just They should have been on the second channel, but I got desperate for views and money. If I wasn't desperate for views and money, then I would just not upload anything. During periods of nothingness. You know, like Harold. Harold only films his travel vlogs, and then when he goes back home, he just doesn't post anything for months until he travels again. He doesn't start posting random nonsense from his home in— where's he from? Norway or Sweden or whatever. He's not posting stuff like 5 things about living in Norway. That will just kill the channel. But he understands how not to kill his channel, because it's true. If you start uploading nonsense, viewers get bored and they stop watching, which means algorithm stops pushing to them, they stop coming back, and then the views just go down and down and down. And once you've lost them, it's very hard to get them back again. Money for what? Money to travel. I'm not going to stay here forever. I need to fund my trip to London, trip to Japan or wherever I go. You have 50K. Yeah, but it's not going to last forever. I used 20K last year just for Mila and the German trip. I need to keep making more. One annoying thing I noticed people saying is they accuse me of lying about how much money I have. They say, one minute Daniel says he has this amount, and then next month he says he has a different amount. He's lying about how much he It has. I'm not lying. It's because I'm using the money, so it goes down, and then I make more money and it goes up. It's not a static fixed number. It goes up and down when I use it and then make more money. I swear they say the dumbest things. Obviously, the amount of money I have now is going to be different in a few months because I would have spent some of it or I would have made more. I had more money last year because I hadn't spent it yet. Why are you going to Japan? It's a waste of time. To get content, to meet women, and to get away from my family, and to have a change of scenery. There's many reasons. I don't want to live like this every day. I need some variety. I want to go out into the world. How much have I wasted this year? I did buy a few things when I got home that I don't really want anymore. I got, I got this knife. So the knife was about £20. I never use it. Well, I cut boxes open. And then I got this smoking pipe. I need to refill the liquid. This was about £35, but I quite like it. And I got that lamp. I got the lightsaber, which was £100, which I never use. What else did I get? I got that mouse, which cost £90. Didn't really need it, and actually my old mouse was better because the buttons were more comfy. Um, haven't really wasted too much money. I managed to not buy that mobile phone, which I was very tempted to. Glad I didn't. Don't need more phones. Don't know why he keeps saying he has 50k. Well, I don't have 50k now, but a couple months ago I did until my stocks crashed. I haven't said I've got $50K since before my stocks crashed. When my stocks were all up, I had about— let me get my calculator— had my main account I had this much, and then my second portfolio had this much, and then I had about this much on eToro, and then had about this much on trading, and then had about £1,500 in my bank account. Yeah, so nearly £50K. Then the stupid stock market crashed, and then I lost 9,000. I lost all my gains, plus I lost another 5,000, and then I lost all my gains on my second account. I managed to get my gains back on trading, so yeah, roughly around 30K, probably about this much now. Yeah, so about 30K, 31K. If the stocks go back up, if Bitcoin goes up, I should get my 5K back, then I'll have 36K. And then if it keeps rallying, I don't know if I'll ever get my Mega gains back. But if I did get my mega gains back, I could get my $9K back plus my $3K, plus I'd probably make a couple thousand on YouTube in the next few months. So I probably can get back to $50K by summer if the stocks go back up. So you don't need donations? Yeah, I don't really need them. Even if I don't make any money from now, I've still got about 30K, which should probably last me for a couple trips in Japan. I'm not asking people to donate, it's up to them. I appreciate it. You were pretty bad at investing. Yeah, I guess so. But how do you expect someone to be good at something when they've only just started? I felt like I was good at it because my money was just going up and up. What would I do when the money runs out? Well, it, it won't run out because I'll carry on doing stuff to make more money, like streaming and making videos and designing merch and hopefully not losing Stock market money. I'm not just going to do nothing. I'm going to try and make some content. Need to make some OnlyFans. When I get a London hotel, I'll probably go to London for a month or a few weeks. I'll make some OnlyFans stuff in the hotel, just make a bunch of stuff that I can release slowly. The problem with my investing strategy was I was not diversified at all. I had everything in high-risk stuff, and then when I had gains, I took the gains and I put it back into the same stuff instead of putting it into different stuff. So I should have taken the gains and put it into a different sector like banking or retail, but I didn't, and I just put it straight back into the same things. I invested mostly in kind of like startup companies that are very small and don't really make much money. So one was NIO, which is called the, the Chinese Tesla, and they only sell a couple thousand vehicles. They don't really have massive sales. And then I had BNGO. Which is a gene editing company, but they only make like a couple million in revenue. It's a very small company. And then I had some in Tattooed Chef, and they don't really make much. They're just, um, they're just starting, starting off like a new company, but they all kind of blew up because there was a lot of hype and YouTubers were hyping them up. And I should have sold at the peak of the hype, but instead I held on to it thinking I had good companies. And yeah, maybe they are good companies, but they were probably very overvalued for what they are and not really worth what they were worth. At the time. But I didn't really think this was gonna happen. And this isn't even the crash that people are anticipating. This is just a correction. So you can't even call it a crash, it's just a correction at this point. But apparently a big massive crash is supposed to be, um, coming soon, maybe next year. Some say even end of this year. I should have realized that I was investing during a massive stock market rally, and that's not normal. And I shouldn't have been so overconfident. I got too overconfident, that's the problem. I should have been more scared. And now I'm worrying that I might be too scared and I'm gonna miss out when it rallies Again, it's very tricky. I'm actually getting a bit fed up with it, and I just want to give my money to someone to do the trading for me who has more experience, because I don't really know what I'm doing, to be honest. I need to pee. Wow, I like my tripod. It's pretty good. Selfie stick. Do I still work out? Yeah, I need to do I'm getting a bit lazy. I just don't really see any difference with my arm. I'm starting to lose motivation with it. I'll do a quick one. 1, 2, 3, 4. 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Oh. Just managed 10. I hate it when these keep getting loose. I have to tighten it up. Okay, left arm. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I think 9 is fine. Oh my God. Whoa. How's my muscle? Yeah, I think it's quite good considering that when I came back I I couldn't even do one. Now I can do nearly 10, sometimes 11 if I really push myself. And I play a lot of football, so my legs are getting quite flexible and less painful when I— Hello. Kick my ball about. Did I sell GME? No, I still have my GME. I've only got a About £80. It's so annoying because I made quite a lot off the GME short squeeze thing and then I lost everything. I made a couple thousand the first time GME went up and then I made about £2,000 with AMC and I felt so good, like I, I, I timed it really well. All for nothing. Such a waste. All of my careful timing and planning and my Tesla gains when it was included to the S&P 500. It just makes me feel like the past 5 or 6 months of trading was all a waste of time. Made no progress. That's the problem with the stock market. When everything's going up all the time, you're— if you don't have your money in stocks, you're losing money because you're missing out on the gains. But then when it stops going up, You don't want to sell because you think it's going to go back up again, and then 2 months later it still hasn't gone back up again. You're still waiting. I don't like my knees, they look so skinny. And pointy. You see all the bone. How do I get muscle here? My knees are so frail looking, like you could just kick them and they would snap. Sabrina was upset because you don't pay rent. I gave her $1,400 in January. So that should last until May. I don't really feel like paying more because I want to leave, to be honest. I need my money. I'm going to use it on a hotel in London. Since they won't make it a comfy living space for me, and I've got no control and no authority, and no one respects my opinion or even asks for it, why should I pay anything? I'm just gonna go pack my bags and leave. Why doesn't she make you pay a utility bill instead of rent? Well, that's what the rent is for. It's for paying for the bills and the food. We don't actually have rent because my mum owns the house. There's no mortgage or anything. My dad paid off the mortgage ages ago. I don't understand why you want to go to London. Where else am I gonna go? If I'm gonna meet girls, then being in the capital City is the, the best place. If I go to Dover or Hastings, and then it'd be really difficult if the girl lives in Manchester or north of London. I'll probably just stay a month so I can cool down, relax, because I just feel kind of cranky and stressed out. All I want is a small place, has a bathtub and a kitchen, and is in a safe area with a supermarket nearby. Can also do a living in London, life in London miniseries. How about Brighton? No, I don't think it's a good idea to go south because then it's harder. It will take longer to meet up someone who lives in the north, and I don't know any girls that live in the south. And it's more interesting to walk around London than walk around Hastings or Brighton. Well, it would be nice to walk around on the beach, I guess. I like the beach. Hopefully I can get the girl on stream. That'd be great. Yeah, moving to London, my new London apartment, I got a new girlfriend, and then streaming with my new girl. Whip out the Twitch stream in the hotel. What about a European city? I would like to go to Spain if I could go to Europe again. Barcelona looks nice. I think a girl in Poland said she would like to meet. I forgot. Who it was? There's one in Barcelona. I think there's actually one in Berlin who asked if I wanted to meet. Oh, bloody COVID wasting my time. I'd go London and then Barcelona, Berlin, Poland, and then Japan if If there was no COVID, that'd be great. I quite like Berlin. Berlin's nice. I like the park and that, that area with the big tower and the big circle road around it. It's very nice. Is your choice of where you live defined on if there's a woman you know there? Yeah, I'm not going to live there, I'm just visiting, but I wouldn't go to a place unless there's a girl that wants to meet me there. Otherwise, what's the point? Why would I go to Czech Republic if there's no one there who wants to meet when I can go to Spain where there is someone who wants to meet. It doesn't make any sense. You can meet women anywhere. I can't. I'm not going to go into a bar and then start chatting up the locals. I'm not bold and bankrupt. Otherwise, I'd be It'd be great. I wouldn't even bother meeting viewers or using Tinder. Just walk into a bar and chat the women up, take them back to my humble abode. Wouldn't have to rely on internet stuff. I have to find my own way to do things. I wouldn't be good in a bar or a club, so instead of struggling with a bar and club, I find different ways to accomplish my goal. It just, it makes more logical sense. How long have I been streaming? It doesn't say because my battery seems to be holding out quite well. 4 hours? Wow, I've been streaming 4 hours on battery without needing to charge it. I'm pretty sure my Android would run out of battery after about an hour or two. If there was no COVID, my ideal situation would be I go to Japan for 6 months, try some dating, make some content, and then I go to Korea for 3 months. And then the remaining 3 months, uh, maybe I'd head back home for a bit. Or maybe try Europe, wherever there's some girl who wants to meet up. I don't really want to stay at home for most of the year. A couple of months is fine, but after a couple of months I start getting stressed out. And I want to meet girls and stuff and go on dates, do some sightseeing. I had a really nice time in Germany. I just didn't vlog it. We went to all these nice places like Heidelberg, the mountains, went on a cable car. Yeah, traveling's quite nice if you're with a girl you like. I had a nice time. And Berlin was not bad when I met that German girl. In the beginning, before she got annoying, it was quite nice. Where did we go? We went to that tower, and then she drove me around in her car, and then we went to some Airbnbs. But I didn't like her. I don't know why I didn't like her. There was just something about her I didn't like. She wasn't nice and she kept insulting me. What was her name? I actually forgot her name. Oh no, I remember it, but I shouldn't say it. There was just something a little bit mean about her. I like nice girls, not girls who are gonna say mean things. Did you bang? Yes. But it was pretty bad. I even lost my erection the first time. I was just so unattracted to her. There was no attraction. I felt nothing. I'm surprised I even got it up in the first place. It's so awkward when you're not attracted and you can't get it up. I really need to stop doing that. Next time, I'm only sleeping with girls I find attractive. But I thought she was attractive from the pictures and the video she sent me. But then when I saw her in real life, I was just like, uh, not really feeling anything. You can see all the photos and videos in the world and you won't know if you find them attractive until you meet them in person. Sometimes you just don't really feel in the mood to do it, I guess, but then over time it can change. For example, I didn't really feel that horny with Chihiro in the beginning, but then over time I became more and more aroused by her. It— I guess it, it got better over time compared to the first time. Maybe the same would have happened with the German girl. I don't know. I just found her— didn't really click with her at all. Did you feel more excited with fatter, older Japanese women than a German girl? Yes, that's the weird thing. I felt more attracted to women that you guys would probably think are unattractive. She wasn't bad looking. I mean, she was just normal looking. Normal-looking white German girl. She wasn't fat, she was just normal, average size. Am I tired? Yeah, getting a bit sleepy. It's 2 AM. I need to pee again. I just peed and I peed so much and now I need to go again. Had a beer, a tea, and a whole glass of water. I think the first German trip was the best. Getting rejected by the first German girl was pretty funny, and then I ranted about And then I met the Turkish girl. Second German trip, content-wise, it was bad because I wasn't able to, to tell anyone about it. Bit of a waste. And it's not the same if I just talk about it because it's over. It was last year, it happened, it's finished. It would have been more interesting if I filmed it as it was happening, but now all I can do is, yeah, last year I met this girl, this happened, blah blah blah. Maybe I have some clips of the German girl number 2 driving me around. I was gonna use it and then try and trick people into thinking that I rented a car in Germany and it was me driving it. Damn. Oh my God, what's that sound? Oh, I still got some from yesterday. I was just brushing my teeth. Brushing away at the speed of light. Oh, 20% battery. So after 4 hours of streaming, it used 80% battery. More messages. What is that paper for? It's to wipe away my tears when I cry myself to sleep. Do I cry? I cry sometimes. I think I cried maybe a couple weeks ago. I'm still kicking myself over how I had a great life in Japan, very cheap and affordable, And now I'm back here again. Why am I so stupid? Should have realized that it was good. Would I be interested in going to Thailand, Indonesia? Yeah, Thailand looks like it could be good. Not sure about Indonesia, it looks a bit rubbish from what I've heard. Why did my sister She wants to move back home. Because she, she works from home now, so there's no reason to live in London. She moved to London to get a job and the office was in London, but now everyone's working from home, so it didn't make sense for her to carry on living Life with your mom and sister is better than life in Japan all alone. I don't know. Would it be worse? I don't really feel like it's so amazing because of them. I barely even say 2 words. Just like Ice Poseidon. Remember Ice Poseidon? You know, when Poseidon had that emotional stream where he said he doesn't even say 2 words to his family? Same thing with me. You could change that. Yeah, but I don't really feel like it, to be honest. I don't really know what to talk about. We talked a bit about Philip dying. But sometimes I go downstairs to have dinner and then no one even says anything. Everyone's just staring at their phone. My mum has no interest in what's going on in the world, so I can't really talk about that stuff. I think I just feel kind of down because I have no control over my environment. If I was Alone, then at least I have control. If I had my own place, even if it's a hotel room, at least I control who's coming in and out. Having control is very important. People, people fought to the death to maintain control. They fought wars. The Native Americans fought until they died against the Europeans to maintain their independence. It's really not nice being bossed around. I'd love to just have one of those tiny apartments in Japan. Those hotel apartments. £900 a month next to the supermarket. But I'll miss kicking my ball. Quite like having a I'm in the garden now. I didn't really appreciate the garden until I started kicking my football. Tell my mum how I'm feeling. She just said, if you don't like it, then leave. I said I will. There's no point. She'll just say it's my house. You don't understand Asian mothers from that generation. They have like this god complex when it comes to their kids. Because they gave birth to you, they think you're like this object that they've created, so how dare you go against their word, what they say. I can't believe Simon and Martina got divorced. They seemed like such a perfect couple. Built whole life in Korea and Japan. They had pets, their own business, all that stuff sorted out. Visas. Still not Good enough and they still got divorced, went back to Canada. I'm a bit shocked. It's a bit scary, isn't it? Nothing lasts. Everything ends. Mhm. Nothing's permanent. It's a sad life. There's just no stability. You could find the best partner and then she could have a car accident the next week, or she could meet someone better. Everything's just so unpredictable. I think Martina said, She wanted to move back to Canada because her mum was ill or something. She wanted to spend time with her mum, which makes sense. I don't know what Simon did. Apparently Simon became all weird, like, all— I think he became woke. This is something I wanted to rant about as well. I hate it when people become woke. It's so cringe. Another one is Jacksepticeye, who seems to have awoken. I watched the Healthy Gamer GG guy interview him. So cringe. And everyone's like, oh, I'm so proud of you, Jack. You're so self-aware. Another one was Jim Carrey became woke. Every time they become woke, they look all depressed, like they want to die. And then they grow their hair long and they do the man bun, and then they start reading books like Nietzsche and Power of Now, and they become— they enter states of deep reflection. They do meditation. Oh, I hate that. Oh, do you meditate? Oh yeah, I try to meditate every morning. I do it for half an hour. I close my eyes. And I do yoga, and I have a man bun, and I read Power of Now. So lame. I think that happened to Simon. He's all into meditation and Zen, and he's writing a book about depression. Lame. I hate all that. It just seems like midlife crisis kind of thing, isn't it? I kind of had that phase. I had like a fake woke stage when I was just doing it to try and impress Mila, to make it seem like I've changed. But I wasn't actually into it. I still felt like it was a load of rubbish. The ego. Let your ego go. And it will break and disappear, and your true self will emerge. I never understood the meditation stuff. You just close your eyes, and then that Healthy Gamer guy, he says put your middle finger in between your eyes but not touching and focus on On that point, I can't even keep my eyes closed. My eye— my eyelids are like twitching, trying to open again. I can't do it. I find it very difficult to not think of anything. And then you have to do the hands. You do this thing like this, don't you? What does that do? Like this? I have something in my eye now. I don't get it. The Streamlabs bot chat thing, it doesn't even have the link in it. It just says support the stream here. But where? Broken. I feel like the woke stuff is not good because they start thinking too much about all this depressing stuff, and then it just makes you more depressed. Like thinking about how you're gonna die and how the world's gonna end and the sun's gonna blow up. If you keep focusing on all that, yeah, you're gonna feel depressed, aren't you? Just try not to think about it. It's like my dad. If I keep thinking about my dad and I keep Remembering it, I start to feel sad, but I just try and put it to the back of my mind, and then you just kind of accept that it happened. If you keep thinking about how you're gonna die one day, it freaks me out, so I try not to think about it. But everyone says— everyone talks about self-awareness as if it's so great, but if you're too self-aware, you end up making yourself depressed. I don't want to be so self-aware about my mortality and all that. Nonsense. Where I just make myself all miserable about it. I'd rather have less self-awareness. What's the point thinking about it all the time? It's not going to stop it from happening. What will I do when I get I don't know. I wonder if I'd ever get bored of the idea of having sex. I think I feel less excited about it than I used to. I remember when I was 27 or 26, even just the idea of sleeping with a Japanese woman would make me hard. But now I'm so— Yeah, I've done that already. It's not bad, I guess. Have I actually— have I ever actually liked a woman? Do you mean their personality? I quite liked Chihiro's personality. Well, yeah, I liked all of their personalities. In some way, but I didn't like everything about it. There were aspects of their personalities that I liked. I liked Mila's childishness and playfulness, but then I didn't like her noisiness and craziness. I never met someone that I liked everything about. I just want to do stuff so I don't feel like I wasted my life. I made that video talking about how I wasted my life, but I don't really feel like I have. I feel like I've done quite a lot. I've had quite a lot of experiences. I managed to make new experiences. Every year consistently. There was never just a whole year where I did nothing, which I feel quite proud of. I think the scariest thing for me would be a whole year goes by and I've got nothing to show for it, you know, like experience-wise. Memory-wise. So last year was pretty good, I think. I did quite a lot last year. I like doing a load of stuff and then reminiscing about it the next year. So I did all that stuff last year, and now I can talk about it and reminisce and go, oh, remember when I went to Germany and did that and did this? That was fun. Maybe at the time, in the moment, it wasn't that fun. What was my best year? I still think 2014, best year. 2018, also very good year. I really liked 2018. But wow, 2014, it's going to be hard to beat that one. 2013, quite good too. Worst year would probably be— well, obviously when my dad died, 2019. Worst year. But when it comes to most uneventful year, I would say— 10 was good, 11 was good, 12— 12 not great, to be honest. 2012... February, I came home from Korea— no, March. I came back from Korea and then I didn't do anything. And then we went to Malaysia, family trip, at the end of 2012, and I really hated it. And I decided never to go on a family holiday again because it was so bad. It was just horrible. We all wanted to do different things. My dad wanted to relax on the beach, my mum wanted to go shopping, my sister wanted to go nightclubbing with my cousins. I hated everything, and I was just depressed and sulking, and I hated staying at my Malaysian relative's house because there were so many People. My parents were arguing. I was arguing with my sister because she kept waking me up at night, coming home at 2 AM with her, with my cousins, after coming back from clubbing. They didn't even invite me to. Worst holiday. I hate it so much. Never again. And then we came back afterwards and we We got McDonald's after coming back home to England, and my dad wouldn't let me eat it until we got home, but I was so hungry, so I just ate it anyway in the car, and he got really angry, and he just opened the window so all the wind was blowing in my face. He really hates the smell of food in his car. 2012 was horrible. I hated it. Barely anything happened. Horrible holiday. Holiday from night— nightmare holiday. Holiday from hell is what we said. Were the girls in Malaysia cute? No, I didn't see In Japan, you walk around, there's cute girls everywhere. In Malaysia, you walk around and it's just— there's no cute girls anywhere. Or maybe they are cute, but you can't tell because they're wearing a Muslim head thing. My dad really hated the smell of food. If my mum cooked, did cooking, he would come home and then open all the windows because there was like a smell of garlic. He would open all the doors to vent out the air. It wasn't even that strong, the smell. It was just like a bit of garlic. But he really hated anything strong, pungent. He hated kimchi. After I came back home from Japan the first time, I was kind of hooked on kimchi because I was hanging out with Korean people. So I started getting my own kimchi to put in the fridge, and he hated it. He, he thought it was disgusting. So I had to get special airtight vacuum-sealed containers to put my kimchi in. I don't know why I was so obsessed with having kimchi. I was in that Korean phase where I wanted to be Korean. And I was really into K-drama and stuff. Even if I went down at night to make some toast, he would come down and tell me off because he could smell the toast. He had like a really sensitive nose. So you couldn't do any cooking after he went to bed, otherwise he'd come down and start moaning. He would say, kitchen's closed, why are you making food? It was only like 9 PM or 10 PM. Couldn't even boil the kettle. So I guess it's nice now, I can just go downstairs and do what I want. If I want to make pot noodle, I can just make some pot noodle. Oh my God, it makes me jump every time. What happens if I smoke this and there's nothing in there? Oh, it still comes out. Where's the vapor coming from if it's empty? I don't think it's good though. Might go to bed now. Quarter to 3. Kimchi in the fridge infects everything around it. I never noticed. He also complained about the smell of the fridge. He complained it smelled like food, which seems weird. Obviously the fridge smells like food because it has food in it. And what's wrong with the smell of food? Food smells nice. Why would you smell the fridge anyway? Who opens the fridge and then smells it? You just open it and then you take the food out and you close it. You don't open it and go, oh, my fridge smells great today. Yes. People fuss about weird stuff. I don't think I really moan about anything weird when it comes to daily life. Do I? I don't really notice it. It just seems like most people have weird pet peeves, especially when it comes to putting food in the fridge. I can't just put in a plate of food into the fridge. I have to wrap it in cling film or else people start moaning, saying, oh, the food's going to dry out. Yeah, but I don't care if it's dried out. I'm gonna eat it. You put it into the microwave and then it goes soggy again. One of my pet peeves— I don't like it when people leave windows and doors open because it's cold and it's noisy. I'm very lazy. I don't really care about anything. But then people who care about a lot of stuff, they get annoyed with me. Like, if I don't close the coffee jar really tight, they get annoyed. I'm very organized. Apparently, they say the smell of the coffee leaks out and then the coffee doesn't taste as strong. I never noticed. It just tastes like coffee. I'm trying to think what Mila did that was annoying. It was annoying when she forgot to turn the oven off, but I feel like that's pretty reasonable. You don't want the oven on for hours and hours after you've finished using it. Or she would use— she would finish food in a packet and then she wouldn't put the package in the bin, and then the packaging would just be lying around, and then I had to put it in the bin. But isn't it common sense? If you, if you finish a packet of something, then you put the empty packet in the bin. Or else you'll just get a pile of empty packaging lying around. Hmm. Living with people is very difficult unless they're exactly the same as you, which is just impossible. Oh, I need to pee again. The hell's wrong with me? My Korean ex-girlfriend was really bad. She had— she actually had OCD when it came to being tidy. So I always had to put things away exactly how they were, or I had to fold things in a specific way. Even cutting celery, she would make me peel off the stringy bits on the outside. All the vegetables had to be washed 100%. Everything had to be done 100% properly. It was a nightmare. Really clean people are just as annoying as really dirty people. You need a balance. Chihiro was good because she didn't really have annoying habits. She wasn't really, really clean, but she wasn't lazy and untidy. The only thing she complained about was when I didn't wrap onions in cling film. But she never complained about stupid stuff like leaving the coffee jug loose a little bit. But then people can be annoying to live with for different reasons. They might be— there might be no problems with them, but then they might start bringing weirdos into the house. Ah, it's always something. I don't think I'm very clean. Look at my monitor. I wiped half of it, and then the other half you can see the dust. I just find it hard to care. You complained about her hair dryer. Yeah, she was a little bit untidy. She would leave things lying around on the floor, and I had to tidy after she left. Oh yeah, one thing that was a bit annoying was when Chihiro would be so— every morning she'd be so frantic getting ready. Just watching her gave me a headache. Like, she'd be running up and down Preparing this and preparing that. Every morning was just like chaos watching her getting ready for work because it was like she was trying to do everything all at once. Get dressed, get showered, get food ready, make coffee. Do makeup, find an outfit. I said, why don't you just prepare the night before? Prepare the breakfast, prepare the food, choose your outfit. Why don't you just prepare in advance and then the morning would be less chaotic? That's what I would do. I would choose my outfit the day before. I'd make my sandwich the day before and have it all packed and ready. I hated having to wake up early and then rushing to get everything sorted. You should have helped her. Yeah, I guess I could have made the coffee. Could have made the food, maybe. But Sheree's made weird food, like a piece of bread and a fried egg with a banana. It was just kind of random. Hmm, I haven't really had to do that in ages. Last time I had to wake up early and get ready and go to work was 2011. Wow, I made it 10 years without without having to have that wake up early, get ready, go to work kind of lifestyle. 2011 was the last time I had a job where I had to wake up in the morning. Petrol station was night shift, so it doesn't really count. That's something I don't miss. I had to wake up At 5, I think 6 in the morning, have a shower, do my hair, and then get on the train for an hour into Tokyo. And then the train was always packed full of people, rush hour, 7 AM in the morning. And I'd get there at 8 and then have to work for 8 hours. I hated it. And it was winter, freezing cold, stuffed into a packed train in Tokyo. I have to go to a horrible place full of annoying people, do a job that I hated for 8 hours just to make $10 an hour. I think it was ¥10,000. It was like ¥1,000 an hour, maybe $9 or $10. But then after you finish work, I guess it did feel pretty good. To finish work and then come home and you've got a girlfriend and you've got friends at the guest house and then you can relax, have a nice meal, and then do it all over again the next day. One thing I'd say about having a job is it, it allows you to appreciate The time after you finish working. So working, getting up early is all horrible, but then you get to feel that happiness after it's over and you get to just sit down and relax. Was I scared of talking to Japanese Did you get annoyed with customers? Um, a little bit, because some of them were like very in a rush, and then if you wasted their time, they would get a bit angry. The worst thing was the cigarettes. So there was a whole wall of cigarettes, all these different brands, and they would just come in And then just say, oh, I want blah blah blah blah blah, 10-pack, 20-pack. And in the beginning, I couldn't catch what they were saying because I didn't remember all of the brands. I kept having to ask them to say it again, and they were getting annoyed. It was very difficult, and then you had to remember where they were. There's just a wall of cigarettes and you had to quickly find where Marlboro 7 Strength 10-pack was. It's like 50 different brands of cigarettes. The most popular ones were easy to find and understand, but then there were these less popular ones that hardly anyone bought until someone comes in and asks for them, and you're like, which one was that again? Where was it? Same thing happened at the petrol station, but it was easier because it was English. The petrol station, we had a big cabinet of cigarettes. We had to slide— because in England we've got this law where you're not allowed to display the cigarettes in public. They have to be kept behind a cabinet. So every time we had to open this sliding door and find the cigarettes. Yeah, I struggled with that as well because there's so many different types. I couldn't remember where, where they were. What do I plan to do when I get older, when my channel dies? I don't know, carry on making videos. You don't really need to get that many views to make a couple hundred. It's like my second channel still makes about $200 a month just from 2K, 4K views here and there. What are you gonna do? Not sure. I guess just carry on doing what I'm doing now. Unless I come up with a new idea of making money. Hopefully my stocks go back up. Why I hate XXX seems to work quite well. Why I hate XXX video game. Nearly always works. It takes a bit of time though. It doesn't happen straight away. But I checked back on my old videos that I made last year, and they've actually racked up quite a lot of views. So I want to do more of that. Just need to find something easy that gets decent views. And just keep doing that over and over and over. Do I suggest getting into stocks? Yeah, I think right now is a pretty good time to get into it because everything's on discount. Getting into it before February was a bad idea. If you, if you invested before February, then you're gonna be minus 30, 20% depending on what you got. Why I Hate Living in XXX Country does pretty well as well. My Why I Hate Living in Korea has nearly 100K views now. Why I Hate Living in the Netherlands has 24K, and about a quarter of the views are from YouTube search. People like to search living in their own country, and they, they like to see what people have to say about their own country. But you can't really build an audience like that. They're just gonna watch it and think, oh, what a dickhead, dislike, and then they don't come back again. They definitely don't turn into Donators or merch buyers, so it's not a great tactic. A great tactic would be to build a fan base who give you donations and stuff, but it's very tricky because everyone gets offended by everything. It's impossible— it's really hard not to offend anyone. I lost about 50 subs recently because of my Native American posts. Triggered some people. I lost over 1,000 subs when I did the Trump video. But they don't even watch the video, they just Unsub from the title alone. Even saying something like, oh, I hate the lockdowns, they're stupid, probably upsets some people. There's some people who are like, yeah, we need stricter lockdowns. And the people breaking it are scum. We should all be locked down for at least 5 years. They should barricade us in our houses. But that's what happens. There's people who have all kinds of opinions, and when your content is based off of Being opinionated, you're gonna end up annoying a lot of people. Yeah, everyone's been breaking the lockdown. It's only me who hasn't broken it. I've actually stayed at home every single day and I haven't met anyone apart from Pia, but that was against my will. I haven't gone anywhere or met anyone since I got back, but no one says anything like, oh, Daniel's so great, he hasn't broken the lockdown. Oh, Daniel's so great, he's obeying the lockdown rules 100%. No one cares when I do good stuff. But then they get all offended when I do something as simple as describing a woman's smell. Like that guy earlier who was calling me a misogynist again just because I said Tomoko had a mask. Getting people to like me has never really been one of my talents. I'm actually very good at being dislikable. It's very easy for me. I'm sorry. That's probably why no one liked me at school. I just come across that way. Well, I'm gonna go to bed. Don't really have anything else to talk about. Not sure what to do next stream. There's only 2, 2 main things I'm moaning about now. It's guests coming over and then not being able to go to Japan. Apart from that, Everything's pretty boring. Maybe I'll go out in the garden, try and do a stream, see if it works. Maybe I could get my bicycle out, go on a bike ride and stream it. Show you the woods. Where I buried Mila. No, not really. She's alive and well. Play a game. I don't know what game to play. It would have to be offline because my internet can't handle it. I don't really like playing games and streaming. Maybe I'll watch VR porn before I go to bed. Sounds great. I hope no one comes tomorrow. I haven't prepared a sandwich in case someone has— in case someone does come. I guess I'll just have pot noodle. My wishes for tomorrow, just hope no one comes. I can go in the garden, kick my ball. That'd be great. Who's coming? Hopefully no one. You're still alive. Yeah, but I'm gonna go to bed soon. Oh nice, I made some money off Twitch. $72 since March— when did I start doing Twitch again? I think it was around March 26th I started doing Twitch again. Yeah, here. 26, 4 days. Plus— so it's been half a month. 2 weeks, $72. Eh, it's okay, I guess. Maybe in 4 weeks I could make $100. Why don't you start working out? I do. That's why I have these. And I play football. Yeah, $100 a month on Twitch would be quite nice. I think that's quite achievable. It's not a crazy amount. So I could make 700 OnlyFans, 800 to 1,000 on YouTube, 100 on Twitch. That would be about 1,700 or 1,800, maybe a bit from Merch, and then maybe a couple hundred from stocks, round it up to £2,000 a month. Could be achievable. And then when I can travel again, I can start ramping up content production. Give it a bit of a boost. What else can I do? Smoke the pipe. I need to refill it. I actually got my juices out, but I forgot. I want to try this one, strawberry. How'd you open it? Oh, it smells good. Smells like strawberry. No poisons. Why would you write no poisons on it? Hope it doesn't have poison. Can you drink it? Maybe it tastes like strawberry. Look, I made a little bit of money from ads on Twitch. $5. It's quite nice, a little bit of ad revenue. Let's see if Andy's still streaming. Oh, he finished. Wow, look at this. Every time I go on Twitch, it's just full of these girls. It's very hard to go on Twitch and not feel aroused and then end up jerking off. YouTube's not like this, but Twitch is, is full of these girls just sitting around in their underwear. Wow, does Boogie still stream? Isn't his channel really dead? His YouTube channel is so dead, isn't it? Boogie. Ah, not bad, I guess. 68K, 50K. I swear it was lower last time I checked. He was getting like 20K. He's still trying to make videos about his weight loss to get views. He looks weird now. He looked better when he was really fat. Now he's got these really fake-looking artificial teeth. His mouth looks strange. But he's probably loaded. He has 900 million views. Does he still do Twitch? 2 weeks ago. Yeah, he's not very active. 2 years ago. Sad seeing these dead channels, but then it's not that sad when you think they're probably multi-millionaire Thanks to it. Unfortunately, I didn't make that much. Looks like he's not really streaming much now. Oh look, Eugenia Cooney is streaming. 740 viewers. Moist Critical streaming. The hell's this? Simp Momma. Official Evelyn. Have I watched Destiny? No, I haven't watched any of the really big streamers on Twitch. There was that one guy called Reckful, wasn't there? I didn't realize he died. I thought he was alive. And there's There was Ninja. Where did he go? I thought he moved to Mixer, but then Mixer shut down. Dr Disrespect got banned. Ice Poseidon got banned. I like Andy, Andy Milonakis. I can never say his name well. Andy's quite nice to watch. I also like this guy called Sushi Dragon. His streams are weird. Do you know this guy? He has the weirdest streams. He has the most technical streams. I— look at all the cameras he has. He's got a camera here. He's got this kind of— what is it? It's like a little screen. I guess he's watching the stream as he streams. He's got a Sony mirrorless camera here. He's got all these buttons on his arms that control different things for special effects. He's got this big green room. He's got a huge warehouse he plays around in. Let me show you. It's pretty funny. It has all these different cameras that make it look cinematic. Where does he get all this money? I wonder if he pays for it all using Twitch. He's like this rich kid with all these Gadgets and gizmos. There's always a thing on his back. I think they're all batteries. And he's got this screen here for chat, and he's got these little thumb pads. He's got a phone here. And I thought it was impressive— I thought Ice Poseidon was impressive with his selfie stick Basic streaming setup. This is like a whole other level. I can't find a bit when he dances. Look, he does this stuff. It's just really slow to load. When he starts dancing, it gets wild. All these effects start going off. It's quite impressive, I guess, because usually you'd think you have to do all those effects in editing, but this is all done live. Live editing. He used to be in Sears videos back when they used to do that weird kind of acting content, and he's gotten pretty big now. I streamed 5 hours. Really? Oh look, TotalBiscuit's wife— oh, it disappeared now. What happened to TotalBiscuit's wife? I think she moved to South Korea and then she abandoned the TotalBiscuit channel, stopped uploading to it. I really want to click on this girl. Should be fine since it's on Twitch. What do you think? I guess she looks Looks okay. Look, she's writing people's usernames on her body for subs or donations. You don't really see this stuff on YouTube much. It's more of a Twitch thing, isn't it? 12,000 viewers. I don't see the point of watching them. If you want to watch, you could just watch porn and you could watch a nude girl doing sexual stuff. Why, why would you just watch A barely nude girl just sitting there doing nothing sexual, just chatting. If you're in the mood, then just watching her sitting there in a hot tub doesn't really do anything for me. I'd rather go on to Pornhub if I want to watch something like that. And she's not doing anything interesting, she's sitting in a hot tub. I mean, it's not even a hot tub, it's like a paddling pool. I guess people watch because they like her body, but then just watch porn. I think my, my auto moderator is a little bit too Everyone's getting timed out. Try using like special characters for the vowels to get around it. That's why I never really understood the point of softcore stuff, just watching girls prancing about. I'd rather watch just normal sex. So if I watch this girl and she really turns me on, then I want something more because what she's doing now is not really enough to satisfy me. So then I'll just close it and then find something else, wouldn't I? But there's 12,000 people just watching her, so... Maybe that's enough for them. Thoughts on Ai Uehara? I don't know who she is. I'm guessing it's a Japanese porn star. Yeah, I guess she looks— probably would look nice. Yeah, porn can be a bit boring if it seems fake or the acting's really bad. That's my arch nemesis, Tim Schofield. He's the reason why I'm on Twitch, cuz I got a copy strike from him. What happened to Colossal? He made really good YouTube videos, but he has a real job and he doesn't want to become a full-time Content creator, but he also used to stream. It looks like he's deleted everything. I used to love this guy. Oh, he's still got some clips. He just seems really serious, like he would never quit his job to become a content creator. Even though he totally has what it takes to become a full-time YouTuber and do a really good job at it. Didn't he say he sells toys to kids? He works for some kind of toy company and he goes around— I don't know what he does. He sometimes appears in podcasts. I saw him on Cold Ones. I like his voice. It sounds so elegant, but also powerful and confident and sophisticated. Look, this is the girl. Does anyone remember her? I was— one day I was streaming in Japan, I think it was 2018, and then— What happened? I think my viewers found her because she was living in Osaka as well, and they were trying to get us to meet up, and she was streaming And then my viewers went onto her stream and were telling her about me, and then we ended up chatting. We nearly met up, but I'm not sure why, but we ended up not meeting up. I think it's because I was worried Chihiro would find out. I messaged her a couple weeks ago, but she didn't reply. Looks like she doesn't stream anymore, but she used to stream all the time. Doing artwork. She's this Asian girl who lives in Japan. She's quite cute. It looks like she deleted everything as well. Why do people do that? They, they erase their entire history. Look, this girl as well, this Korean girl, she used to be called Iamcho. She made really good streams. But I think she had some kind of weird harassment problem. She deleted everything as well. It's kind of sad looking at my Twitch because I haven't really looked at it properly in Maybe since 2018 was the last time I was seriously into it. So everything was kind of left as it was since 2018, including the people I was following at the time. Like this guy as well. This was the guy I met at the guest house. He had a Twitch. He looks weird. I remember him. He, he was doing live streams in the guest house kitchen making cookies, and there was like 2 people watching his stream. He's got 6 followers. I think he deleted everything as well. He was kind of weird. Why do they delete everything? This was back in 2016, I think I met him. And then there's this guy, he used to livestream in Osaka. It looks like he doesn't stream anymore. But I used to get annoyed because people would say, why don't you be like him and go outside and talk to people? Wow, he got 100K views 3 years ago. Yeah, he was quite good at streaming. He would go outside and talk to people. Getting a big dick. Oh, okay. Anyone with a big dick? Big dick! Wait, how big? How big? I need a big dick! Wow, okay. What the hell? Why don't I meet these kind of women? They seem fun. What about Japanese? Japanese? Little dick. Like this! Please look at me, please. She seems weird. Do you think he seems like one of those creepy white guy pickup artist people? I wonder why he stopped. It seems like he was doing pretty well. He seems a bit like David Bond though. He's got these girls in his streams all the time. Why are they always doing weird sexual things in his clips? Yeah, I don't really like him. I don't know how I found out about him. I think I was streaming and then people were like, do you know this guy? He also streams in Osaka. Why don't you meet him? No thanks. What happened to this guy? He used to be really big as well. Jake and Bake. He used to have like 4,000 or 5,000 viewers. He would stream in Japan. Now it looks like he's just doing gaming and he gets 600 or 700 viewers now. Seems like IRL streaming Has kind of died. Not many people are doing it because of the virus, I guess. Wait until he finds Chihiro. Who? Why does Pia say she has leverage on you? What's she saying? I haven't talked to her recently. I think people are just making up stuff that she's saying when she hasn't actually said anything. I need to pee. Why is it vibrating? Another day is over, another day is gone. Do I read the subreddit? Not usually. There's nothing any— there's never, never anything good on it, so I try not to read it. Amen. Amen. Did I ever offend the people on Reddit? I slept with their mothers and they're all out to get revenge. Oh wow, look how much I can extend my selfie stick. This is how I sleep. Perfect. Can't see the chat when it's so far away. My thoughts on the death of the Duke of Edinburgh? Edinburgh. I don't know. I guess it's sad for some people. I don't really remember noticing him much. There was one incident when he had a car crash. A few years ago. Apart from that, I don't really remember him. I should join ChatterBait. Hmm, I wonder if I could make money doing ChatterBait. Maybe I could just do live streams on OnlyFans. Maybe that would be easier than Trying to make a video. Maybe I'd get more turned on if I— if it was a livestream. Interesting. I never thought about doing an OnlyFans livestream before. I'll have to look into it. Do I watch Eugenia Cooney? Not really. But is it difficult to get noticed on Chatterbox? I feel like it's very difficult. I don't get— I don't think I get any traffic on Twitch. Everyone here is probably here from my YouTube channel. I don't know how people Get noticed on Twitch unless you're a girl who's stripping down or you've got connections. If you're just starting out on Twitch, how do you grow? Maybe you have to play a popular video game. I guess it's the same as YouTube. You have to make videos about popular topics, and then they go viral, and then that's how you get your audience. No, most people don't just get big for no reason. I guess I have to do more video game content. Twitch is mostly video games, isn't it? But then don't you have to play the popular games? I don't think Rainbow Six is very popular. You should make a video like XiaomanYC. I can't speak Chinese and I'm not white. I feel like Xiaoman whatever gets so many views because he's white. If he was Asian, people would just be like, oh, whatever, it's an Asian guy speaking Chinese. I could do like Asian guy speaks fluent British English. Pretend I'm Chinese who's really good at English. George Trombly did that as well. He copied that Xiao guy. He did white guy speaks fluent Japanese, and he actually got half a million views, which is quite good for him. He gets so many views, that Xiaoman guy. It's like every video he makes goes viral. He's got half a billion views just from the same concept, white guy speaks Chinese really well. Chinese boy speaks fluent British English. I feel like those Japanese language channels don't really do that well. The best one is probably Dogen, and there's a lot of Japanese people trying to do how to learn Japanese videos, but they don't do well. Maybe people lost interest in speaking Japanese. Do I think most of my views came from Elvis the Alien? No, I'd say a couple hundred thousand views did. Most of them came from The Japan videos and the stuff with my wife. Why does Japandi Jones have a tick next to his name? I don't understand these little signs. Do I know Abba and Preach did a video to you? Yes, I saw it. They seemed, they seemed overly confused about my content. I guess I did get a few extra viewers thanks to Elvis, but I'm not sure if— I don't really feel like Elvis's audience would be that interested in my channel because my content and Elvis's content What's the dating situation? Well, I don't have anyone. A couple girls seemed interested in meeting, but I don't know if they're serious. One seems kind of serious about meeting. I need some content for my streams. That I can clip so I can put it onto my YouTube channel. But I haven't done anything. We need to make some content next time. I don't know, make a video whilst I stream. But I've streamed 5 hours today and I've got nothing that I could clip. What did I even talk about for the last 5 hours? I was complaining most of the time about people. I'd like to do a barbecue, really. My mom said we have a barbecue in the garage and we've got charcoal, so I just need to get some big fat juicy steaks. Could just stream The barbecue. Or I could get a tent and just stream messing around with the tent and sleeping in it. Ah, too lazy. Clip the story about the married Japanese woman. Hmm, I feel like I've told that story 100 times, and if I was gonna retell it, I'd try and tell it properly, beginning to end. I liked my salmon— salmon— Simon and Martina video. That seemed quite natural, and it was a good topic and it was kind of relevant, and they've got a big audience that might end up finding it eventually. I quite like my planning the Japan trip video as well. The beginning was funny with the green screen. But I don't know how to get Streamlabs working again. It's just broken. It keeps crashing. Yeah, now Simon and Martina broke up, their channel— they don't really upload a lot. Maybe they don't really have much of an active audience left. I'm sure they still have quite a large audience who are still searching Simon and Martina often. And videos about dead YouTube channels often attract the viewers from the dead channel. We'll see if the search results help me. I'm still getting loads of views from my Chris Broad It has 150,000 views now. It's just sad. The only way I can get loads of views is by name-dropping a big YouTuber. I'll just do that again. My problem with the anime man. My problem with Akidearest. My problem with Akidearest is I think she's so beautiful. She's beautiful and amazing, and a guy like Joey just doesn't deserve her. She could do so much better. I wish Akidearest was my girlfriend. I'd treat her to a sushi feast every night. Just make up some rubbish. The story I had about Chris Broad sounded so fake, didn't it? It was real, but it could have easily been faked. Basically, I just say that I found out Chris went to my school and He messaged me saying that we could get a drink together when he comes to Osaka, and then he never messaged me when he came. And he came to Osaka and he left without messaging me, and I got upset. That was the whole gist of it. Everyone believed me. It was all the comments. None of the comments were saying this is a fake story. So I guess you could just make something up. Doesn't really matter. But I don't want my whole channel just being my problem with this person and my problem with that person, unless I actually had a proper problem. I don't even know what I would have talked about to Chris. He doesn't— I don't know what kind of guy he is off camera. He doesn't seem like the kind of guy who talks about girls and sex. But what do— what would I talk about anyway? I don't know. I don't usually meet up guys and have chats. No, it was a real story, the Chris Broad one. I'm just saying that it could have easily been fake. I could have easily just said Oh yeah, I went to his school and we were in the same class. I still can't believe we actually went to the same school. It was a massive surprise. Could talk to him about school. I was surprised he remembered the teachers' names. He said, That it was funny that we both ended up in Japan. Maybe Mrs. Lewis was giving out Japanese propaganda. I remember Mrs. Lewis. She had short hair and she had a red face. Who do I remember? There was Mrs. Makey. She was the first teacher in the first class. There was Mrs. Lewis, Mrs. Milne, Headteacher was Mr. Drivewood, and then he left, and then Mr. Thomas replaced him. Mr. Thomas liked playing guitar. And then there was Mrs. Pilcher. She was like this really strict assistant teacher. And then there's Mr. Mason. He was the caretaker. There must be dead now. If they were 50, in their 50s or 60s when I was 10, and now it's been 20 years, maybe 25 years, they must be in their 80s or 70s. Half of them are probably dead. That's kind of sad. Mr. Thomas was really nice. I don't know why I remember their names. Because Chris never ever talks about dating or girls, he— you get this impression that he's not interested in girls and he's probably gay or something. But then in his personal life, he's probably chatting to a bunch of cute Japanese girls and going on dates, or he has a girlfriend. I bet he's got stories that he would never share, especially not to me since I've got a reputation of spilling everyone's secrets. I'd be like, guys, yesterday when I met Chris, he told me he had a foursome with a Japanese group of girls. He wouldn't tell me anything. Have I had group sex? No, but I thought about it because the website I use to get call girls actually has an option where you can get 2 at the same I always wondered what that could be like. I don't know how it'd work. What would they do? How would you do it? I think it'd be great if you fell asleep and then you woke up and you've got a girl on each side and you're all naked. Touching and stuff. That'd be pretty hot. Talk to Shin and Pia. Maybe they would. They should do like lesbian OnlyFans stuff since they're living together now. Why did Shin stop making videos? I thought she'd make videos living in England, but she stopped. I kind of miss that time period. When did Shin appear? Was it 2020? When I nearly met her? Yeah, I was in Korea and I came back home and then we started talking a lot and I was hyping up going to Sweden, wasn't I? Had a donation goal saying Sweden trip. And I was looking at Airbnbs. Kind of miss those days when I felt like I had a pretty large active viewership. These days I just feel like it's so quiet and silent. People's interest has just I need to do something crazy again, like adopting a child. I don't know. Does Mimo sleep inside? Yes, she does. She sleeps all day. She doesn't even play anymore. She used to be really playful. You could get a string and then dangle it and she would try catching it, but now she doesn't even care. I really like the single mother videos. So much was happening. I felt like I had so many topics. It was just fun announcing it. Hey guys, I'm I'm dating a single mother and she's got a 10-year-old daughter. I'm gonna be her stepfather. Now I'm going to Japan to meet her. And then I vlogged the whole thing. It was fun. Back when things actually happened and I could just vlog everything without worrying. Those were the days. Everyone was like, what the fuck is he doing? Is he really going all the way to Japan to meet a 40-year-old mother and date her? Everyone was so interested. I think people would have been interested in the Mida stuff if I could have announced it, made it public. How do I do it again? I need to be able to stream and vlog stuff without it jeopardizing things. It worked because— because she didn't know about my channel. If she knew about the videos, then she might have called it all off and nothing would have happened. How did the relationship end? I forgot now. Because I met Tomoko and I wanted to meet Tomoko instead. I think I— oh yeah, I ghosted her. Yeah, I just deleted the app and I ignored her. I didn't even tell her. I couldn't tell her that I found a new woman. It would break her heart. I think it would have been pretty boring if I went back to her. Nagano Prefecture is so empty, and she lived in this tiny, tiny house. It was like a garden shed, really small. I actually think my garage outside is bigger, so there's no way I could have lived there with her. And then I'd have to look after her daughter as well. It would have been weird. Her daughter— what, how old is her daughter now? I think her daughter was 9, and that was 4 years ago, so maybe she's 13. Soon she'll be of age. Imagine if she finds her videos on my channel one day in the future, because they're all still up, all the vlogs with her in them. Am I still on Japan Cupid? Yeah, I went back on it last week to have a look at it, but you need to pay to message people. I don't want to pay. There seems to be a lot of people, a lot of women from Brazil viewing my profile. I wonder why. Have I thought of starting a family, or do I want to live the on-the-move lifestyle? I don't know. I guess either is fine. If I don't find anyone, then I can just travel, meet random women. But then if I find a good partner, then that's also nice. I think I'm gonna go to sleep. Must be nearly 4. No time to watch my VR. Okay, good night everyone. See you next time.

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