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Okay, I'm ready for

streaming.

Hmm, is that a good camera angle?

How about that?

What do you mean color balance too red?

It's because I've got a red keyboard here,

obviously it's making the things around it

red. It might be my light.

I like red. It makes my pimples less

visible. Who cares? Just stupid color,

isn't it? Whatever. Not important.

Imagine thinking I care about the

cinematography and the color grading. And

the camera angle— I'm not Chris Broad,

I'm not a filmmaker, couldn't care less.

Can you only stream on low quality? Um,

the reason why my streams are not high

quality is because I choose ultra low

latency. So there's like 1

second when I do this, it happened, you

see it like 1 second later. But what it

means is the quality goes down. If I do

like normal latency, there'll be a

5-second delay. And also I put low bitrate

just to make sure the stream is stable and

doesn't lag, although I might be able to

put it a bit higher. I'm not sure. I don't

think it really matters.

I just had bacon sandwich. I filmed a

Cooking with Daniel for my new video.

Haven't seen you in ages. I'm who? Pia's

best friend's end. What?

Who? Pia, the girl I slept with multiple

times. Or a different Pia.

I didn't know she had friends.

My sister left Tokyo now. I think she's

heading for Osaka. Do you want to meet

her? Imagine you meet my sister. It'd be

so funny. She keeps asking when I talk

about people I met. From my channel, she

always asks, are they weird? Because I

said Sunny might come to our house and she

was like, first thing she said was, is she

weird? I said, no, she's nice. They're not

all weird from my channel.

If she was weird, I wouldn't invite her to

my house, would I? And then my sister

also said everyone in Japan, all the guys,

They look like me from behind. What do you

mean? They don't. Some do if they're

skinny and they've got like bushy hair and

they wear hoodie, then I guess some do.

But it was kind of a weird thing to say,

don't you think?

Maybe because it— she— I don't think she's

ever been to East Asia, like an East Asian

country. Like Japan, Korea,

China, Taiwan,

Hong Kong.

That's where you find the Asian guys who

look kind of like me. She's only been to

Southeast Asia. Malaysia, Thailand.

I think she went to Laos. Those guys don't

look anything like Japanese or Korean men.

They're Southeast Asians. I don't think

she's ever been to East Asia,

so maybe that's why she feels like, wow,

everyone looks like Daniel here.

Isn't it mega hot? Yeah, but she hasn't

complained about it being hot.

Sunny might come. Well, I hope so, but I

wouldn't try and jinx it and say she's

definitely coming. You never know what

Philippines? No, I'd never go there. It

looks dangerous and scary. I heard the

women are not very nice from the

Philippines either. Like they only care

about money and they just get into

relationships because they want money.

There's no love.

Oh, they went into a horumonyaki place

and she was showing me the menu and she

was asking me what it says because she

didn't know what to get. And I said, it's

almost all of it is like liver, hearts,

intestines. Skin and there's horse

meat. She said she left. I said, don't go

into the places that says horumonyaki

because it's guts. Guts and awful.

Wait, horumon doesn't mean hormone, does

it? Doesn't it mean Mono

that you horu. Doesn't horu mean like you

chuck away? Because I thought it meant

hormones, like they put hormones in the

meat or something. Hormone wouldn't be

horumon, it'd be like hormon.

She keeps sending me pictures and asking

me what it says.

And I can read it instantly. And then

she's like, wow, can't believe you know

how to read this. I said, yeah, it's easy.

I only studied it for like 5 years of my

The only thing I can't read is people's

names. Very hard to read. And place names

can be tricky. People's names, so hard.

I only know like the very common ones like

Tanaka, Ito,

Hatoyama, Pigeon Mountain.

Oh well, thanks, Blood Bucket. I will talk

for 6 hours.

Is the mic okay here? Oh, should I bring

it closer? As long as I don't shout into

it. I only shout when I check my stocks

and it's up 5%.

I'll try shout

quieter. Stocks boring this week,

not doing anything.

Do I miss Rosetta Stoned? Yeah, I miss her

generous Super Chats. Why does she hate me

now? Was she only donating because she was

like in love with me and then she found a

new guy so she's not interested in me

anymore? If she was in

love with me, why didn't she try me up? I

hear she's quite attractive. Israeli girl.

We could have had an Israeli girl. I could

have saved her from the evil Palestinians.

She gave me a lot of shekels,

like $10 Super Chats. Every time.

Well, I didn't know she was interested.

She should have said. Now I lost her to

one of my Discord weirdos.

Oh wow, thank you, Bloodbuggy. Talk me to

sleep again tonight, my dear son. I'll try

Imagine I traveled to Israel to meet her.

That would be so rubbish. I am not

traveling to countries to meet women

anymore. I'm done. No more. I can't

do it anymore. It's so expensive. It's

always disappointing. I end up depressed,

stuck in some weird country.

Gone are the days of the German girl and

the, I don't know, Turkish girl, this

girl, that girl. I can't be bothered

anymore. New rule is they come to

me. I'm not flying to them anymore. I'm

done. Sick and tired of traveling.

There was a Greek girl. I was gonna meet

her, but she was too young. She was like

17. So I said, uh, wait a few years,

then maybe. But then I ended up ghosting

her. I can't be bothered. Imagine going to

Greece. Ugh.

Do I buy my own food? No, my mum buys a

lot of food recently. She keeps going

shopping and coming back and she keeps

cooking a lot. She made massive pot of

shepherd's pie and then she made massive

chilli con carne and then she made like 4

dishes worth of Chinese food. So I've had

so much food to eat. It'll be silly

to buy my own groceries because I won't be

able to eat it. Oh, thanks, Darkside Phil.

It's a Gundam mentioned you on his stream

yesterday. He still watches me?

I thought he just made one video about me

ages ago when everyone else was.

His friend Ziltex, who streams, is

obsessed with watching you. Jealous of how

much you get laid. It's funny.

I don't think anyone watched me still

apart from you guys.

Who is Darkside Phil?

Is it like a YouTuber? Or are you

accounts? Are you an account with the same

name? I don't understand.

Your channel doesn't have anything on it,

so you're not him.

I don't know who this DSP guy is. I've

just heard him a few times. Brought up in

the chat. Oh no,

that's Wings of Redemption. I got it mixed

up. I have heard of him. I can't remember

Would I drive 5 hours for Sunny?

Um, maybe we could meet halfway, so I

drive 2, she drives 2. It's a Gundam with

800k subs mentioned you on his gaming

stream yesterday. His friend Zetec seems—

whose stream seems obsessed with watching

you and is jealous of how much you get

laid. Uh, I didn't get laid that much,

just a couple times this year.

And then a few times last year.

So I don't know if I would go all the way

to her place because she lives with her

mum and she said the house is really

small. So it'd be kind of awkward,

wouldn't it? I'd rather she come here

because my place is huge.

I don't know. I haven't really discussed

I don't know who this Mizuki person is

that you people keep bringing up. I don't

know who you're talking about. Why are you

just making up fake stories? You're worse

I'm just grinning because I'm so happy

about my bright future coming up.

Why is name blocked in chat? Because you

kept putting it in the stupid chat and I

got sick of seeing it, so I banned the

word. There's no Mizuki. I don't know who

you're talking about.

Just thinking of a funny joke. I'm sorry.

No, I'm not telling because there's no

story. I don't know what you're talking

about. Are your videos monetized?

Yeah, but my last stream got demonetized.

I think it's because of all the talk about

the Pew pew. Maybe I shouldn't say the

word, but then I requested review. Next

morning I woke up, it was green, so it's

fine. The bots just got triggered. A bit

annoying. Let me check now.

Yeah, we're green.

I just need to not swear. I did swear

quite a lot last stream. I need to not

swear and not say the A-word

or those bot-triggering words. Stupid bot.

I can't say— you can't talk about anything

fun because it's all like controversial

and sensitive.

I'm not going to talk about it anyway.

Boring. Now,

this black woman drove into my house and

then rang the doorbell, and then she left.

I don't even know who it was. She didn't

leave anything. I didn't answer the door,

obviously. I don't think she's

my mum's friend because I'd never seen her

before. Maybe she needed the

toilet, or she was lost and wanted

directions.

I do not open the door to anyone, not even

the Amazon people. They can leave it by

the doorstep and then I'll collect it.

Maybe like a Jehovah's Witness. She could

be one of those people, but they usually

put a pamphlet into the door if they're

Jehovah's Witness.

Oh, thanks. I'm surprised your sister

hasn't run into any weirdos in Japan.

You've got a lot of people in the gaijin

community. Yeah, but do

they know what my sister looks like, or do

they even remember what my sister looks

like? Because she only appeared in one

livestream and a couple videos, but not

Don't know.

I'm sure she would mention it. I got

recognized like 5 times in Japan this

year, but that's because I was streaming.

Well, 3 times I wasn't streaming. I was

just randomly Going on a trip.

But they were all nice, they weren't

weird. Yeah, I think they were

nice. I'm surprised your sister hasn't run

into any weirdos in Japan. You've got a

lot of people in the gaijin community who

know you. It would be funny though.

Oh my God, are you Daniel's sister?

One guy who recognized me in Kyoto, he was

a dad. He was on a bicycle and he had his

son on the back of the bicycle like that

Happy Wheels game. He looked like Happy

Wheels with the son on the bike seat. The

son was like 5 years old and he was like,

Daniel! He was from England. He had a Kent

accent. I was like, yes?

Sounded like my dad was calling me.

Daniel! He was nice.

He asked if we could take a picture. They

always want to take a picture. I wonder

what they do with the picture. Do they

show it to someone or do they post it

somewhere? I should have been like, oh no,

sorry, I don't do pictures, I'm too

famous, like PewDiePie does.

No, I take pictures. I don't mind. It

takes like 5 seconds. Why not?

God, they sound so stuck up when they say

no pictures. I asked Connor if I could

take a picture and he was like, oh no,

sorry man, not doing pictures. But I saw

you just take pictures with some other

That's the difference between Being a

small YouTuber and a massive YouTuber.

Oh, thanks, Robo Ghost.

Well, maybe if I got swarmed constantly

every time I went outside, I'd start

getting a bit annoyed.

What made allegations?

I would not shake your hand. My hand's

always really sweaty. Who— someone wanted

to shake my hand, I forgot now. Oh,

that guy who sniped me and we ended up

fist bumping instead.

When I was walking back from IKEA, that

tall white guy and also Pete.

I don't know why my hands, they get so

sweaty. Like, even now they're sweaty.

I'm not nervous because I'm

holding a hot tea. My hands get really

sweaty. Moist.

Do I think of making a Discord group? I

have a Discord, but there's no voice chat.

I don't go on the voice chat. I remember

back when I used to go on the voice chat,

like 30 people would join in. Out of

nowhere, and then I'd get all nervous

because there's so many people and I

wouldn't know what to say. So everyone

else would just start talking and then I'd

just be sitting there listening.

It's very difficult. Livestreaming is easy

because it's just me talking, but when

it's like a group phone call where they

can talk too, it's kind of scary.

Ghost. Oh, thanks for the ghost.

No, I don't like voice chats.

What am I up to today?

Well, I made a video and then I made

Cooking with Daniel. I might upload it

tomorrow. I have 2 videos

prepared now in case I want to be lazy.

And then I got this game called Hades 2,

played that for a bit. It's quite fun.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket. Any new

news? Um,

it's over between me and my girlfriend

because,

well, she didn't want me to see Sunny But

I didn't want to not see Sunny.

So then she got mad and then I just let it

end itself.

So it's probably most likely over.

Yeah, Hades 2 is quite fun. It's kind of

like Elden Ring. But without all the

stupid open world stuff or the platforming

stuff or the boring dungeons.

So it's like the best bits of Elden Ring

all condensed into a stylish looking 2D

roguelite game, because you got the

dodging and the boss fights

and you got all the different weapons.

And abilities and stuff, so it feels a bit

like, like a Souls game but top-down,

but it's also like Diablo. I quite like

it. I played Cult of the Lamb ages ago and

I liked that, and it's like that style,

but you just do the same levels over and

over again. Because when you die, you

start at the very beginning. So you get to

level 3 and you die, you gotta start all

the way back at level 1 and do all the

bosses again. It gets a bit annoying.

Yeah, so I guess I had to choose. Missed a

bunch of your streams because of the time

difference. Any new news, Daniel? Oh,

thanks. Yeah, I guess I had to make a

decision between Sunny and my girlfriend.

Well, I felt like the relationship was

doomed anyway, and I don't really want to

go back to Thailand. And to be

honest, I had more fun hanging out with

so I went for Sunny.

Oh, wow. Thanks, Darkside. If you

want to stir up drama, boost your channel,

call out DSP.

I don't even know who he is. I'd have to

research him.

I only know Boogie. I don't— I mean, I

know of him, but I don't find him

interesting. I'm not interested in

lolcows. They make

me feel kind of sad to watch.

Like, it's just a bit depressing.

Why are you still keeping secrets?

I don't know. It's like too soon. Maybe

after some time passes. I don't want to

hurt people. I have changed.

If you want to stir up some drama and

boost your channel, call out DSP.

Tons of channels cover his every move, so

jumping into the lolco scene on YouTube

could really give your content a new

spark. I can't. I'm not interested in

other people enough to be able to research

them and make videos about them.

What's interesting about DSP?

I know Chris-Chan did it with his mum.

That's— I can't believe it. Did he

actually do it with his mum? He raped

her and then he got arrested, didn't he?

That's crazy. How'd you do

it with your mum? Even for me,

that's gross.

Were you a maid who went by Meow Meow?

No. What's with this maid stuff?

I've never been to a maid café.

Oh, I had this dream about Chihiro last

night. It was really weird. We were gonna

do it, but then we didn't do it. I forgot

what happened. Were you

a maid who went by Meow Meow Danny Chan?

No.

I never went to a maid cafe because it

just seems too cringy.

I'm not really into the whole paying money

so girls hang out with you or interact

with you. If I'm going to pay money,

there's only one thing I want to do with a

girl. And it doesn't involve drink or

food.

It's sunny outside. Yeah, I walked a bit

outside, a little bit, but it was cold.

Still windy and cold. Halfway into

July and it's still cold and I'm wearing a

jumper. Where's summer gone?

Yeah, it was raining yesterday. My mum

went out today with Dave Gibson.

Oh yeah, England lost the football. I knew

they'd lose. I should have bet some money.

Didn't feel like losing money, so I didn't

bet anything.

Yeah, she goes out every day. Very— I

don't know where she went today. It's

nice, though. I'd be stressed out if they

were just in the house all the time.

Oh, it's Amazon Prime Day today. There's

lots of sales. I nearly bought that

Samsung widescreen monitor.

I was going to get it, but then it said

next delivery would be— the delivery date

would be August 17th. I'm not waiting a

month. So they missed out on a customer.

I don't know why it's 1-month delivery on

Amazon. So they had the OLED G9 Super

Wide for about 40% discount

from £1,500 down to £800,

but you have to wait a whole month to get

And then I went onto the Samsung website

and they've got the same one. You're too

handsome to work. Just find another sugar

mama, but with actual money this time,

unlike Chibiru. Chibiru.

Yeah, then I went on Samsung website and

they had the same monitor and they can

deliver it tomorrow. And they've also got

a sale on the Samsung website and they got

finance, 24 months. £30 a month. I nearly

got it, but then I thought, I don't

really need it. I've got these monitors.

Look, if I get the super wide, then I'll

be stuck with these 2 and the one behind

me in my room.

I would have like 4 monitors, 3 not used.

If I could sell this, then I might get it.

It would be nice though. OLED,

ultra-wide.

I can't be bothered to sell stuff. I tried

to sell my Switch and all I got was a

bunch of scammers. Now I've got this idiot

keep messaging me saying, have you sent it

yet? When are you gonna send it? Uh, how

about I'll send it when you send me the

fucking money? Stupid idiot.

Obviously I'm not gonna send it until you

give me the money. So I just ghosted him.

He messaged me on Saturday, asked me if I

can send it. I said I can send it on

Monday, and then he kept whining, and then

he was like, can you send me a video of

you sending it on Monday?

Get lost.

Yeah, I don't need a monitor.

I do want a nice big ultrawide.

It will look cleaner.

Abbas Laseel says you should quit video

games.

Why?

I have, kind of, but now I'm kind

of into playing that Hades 2 game.

It's a nice way to kill some time if you

got nothing to do.

Yeah, I know, it was ages ago. He was

making all these videos about me, and now

he makes videos about how his girlfriend

cheated on him, so he's just copying me.

That's what I used to do— relationship

drama. So he made all these videos

criticizing me, and now he's literally

doing the same as what I was doing because

it gets views. Everyone's a critic and

like morally righteous until they get

views as well, and then they just spam out

the same stuff.

So that's kind of funny.

Now he knows why I did what I did,

because when you get views, then that's

all that matters.

Not morals or anything. Who cares about

morals? We're not on YouTube to be morally

righteous. We're either here to be

entertained, or we're here to make money,

or we're here because we're bored.

Do react content?

Because it's boring. I'm not good at

reacting to stuff. I'd just be sitting

there watching it going Hmm. Hmm.

And then I put myself at risk getting

copyright strike. If they don't like me,

they could copyright strike me.

After I got that copyright strike from Tim

Schofield, I'm never using anyone's stuff

ever again. 90 days, no streaming.

Maybe if I streamed on Twitch or Kick, I

wouldn't care, but no one watches me.

Hmm, should I buy the super wide monitor?

It would be nice. No, unless it

changes my life or makes a big difference,

then I don't think it's a good idea. I

could get a car for £800.

Yeah, I used to stream on Twitch a lot

back when I was more careful about my

channel because I knew I should focus on

good high-quality videos and not do

too much streaming because people get

bored. So I made a Twitch. Well,

I had to make— I had to stream on Twitch

because back in 18, I got a

strike for filming a cockroach

dying. So I went on Twitch and I

told all my viewers about it, and I got

about 5,000 followers.

But it's really hard to get people to come

over and move platforms, so I just stay on

YouTube.

Shin eats bugs. Oh yeah, I saw a bit of

that.

Disgusting.

I'd rather be on Kick. To be honest,

I heard Kick pays you like $50 an hour if

you have 100 viewers,

and there's no ads on Kick. You just get

donos, like a monthly sub, sub button,

and you get 95% of the money, not like

50%.

And you can basically do whatever you

want. Be racist, say the N-word.

Can't have cereal on it. I can't believe

Suspenders banged a you-know-what on

stream. He just pointed the camera at the

ground, but you could hear it in the

But I couldn't grow viewership on Kick.

My content's too boring. That's the

problem. There was

a time when I made interesting content,

but that was ages ago. Like if I did all

the Chihiro married in Japan stuff on

Twitch instead of YouTube, maybe I could

have grown on Twitch instead of YouTube.

All my exciting content days are over.

Now I'm just sitting here, don't know what

to do with my life.

Video games are not really doing well.

Elden Ring doesn't get views anymore.

I calculated at my current earnings, I'm

gonna take 11 months to pay my mum back.

So I owe her £10,720— no,

£32,000— plus £2,650,

my credit card. So I owe £13,300 and

I'm making about £900

a month. Oh, it's gonna take like 15

months at this rate.

It's gonna take ages.

I can't believe it's gonna take so long.

15 months?

It's going to be 2027 when I finish paying

her. Would it?

5 months would be November. No, it'd be

2026 November. No, it'd be 2025

November when I finish paying her.

Stuck in this house for 11 months.

More like 15 months.

What would I do after I pay my debt? I

don't know. Get more debt on my credit

I hope my stocks go up and then I can

start cashing out some stocks to help

speed up the repayments.

Gamble on livestream. I don't think you're

allowed to do that on YouTube. Ice used to

do that and he got a strike, didn't he,

for gambling? Could go and do it on Kick,

but I don't want to lose money. I'd get

addicted to gambling and then just think,

oh, I'm gonna put $5K And then I'd blow

half my money, and then I'd be depressed.

And then I'd really have to get a job.

Don't I have a bad history with trying to

work with the stock market? Yes,

but I've been doing very well recently.

My gold stock's been doing very well and

Tesla. Not China

though, China keeps going down. I'm

thinking I just ditch my entire China ETF,

sell it all, 15% loss, and then I just put

it all into the Russell 2000 because I've

heard good things about the Russell 2000.

Might be able to get 15% gain, Russell

2000, and make back all what I lost on the

China ETF.

This is like Groundhog Day. Well, yeah,

what'd you expect?

Why would you think there's going to be

exciting new things happening every

Nothing. I already told you, nothing is

gonna happen until Sunny comes.

What do you think's gonna happen? Like my

house is gonna explode or something?

Do you think you're a boring person?

Um,

yeah, I guess so. In the way

that I can't be bothered to do anything.

In my experience, Doing things doesn't

mean more money. It means—

okay, it means I get slightly more viewers

and I make a bit more money, but then I

end up spending the extra money on doing

the thing. So then it comes back to

meaning nothing.

So what's the point? Like I made

loads of money in Japan, but then I spent

all the money doing this stuff.

So it's a waste of time.

I make more money just sitting here doing

nothing, even if I get less viewers,

because at least it costs me nothing to

sit here doing nothing because I'm doing

this anyway.

Traveling for content is a massive waste

of money, and I don't even enjoy doing it.

Thousands on plane tickets, hotels,

to wander around some boring city. And if

I'm lucky, I'll make break-even.

Not worth it.

I want to do something,

um,

but I want to do it because I want to do

it, not because I'm doing it for content.

So then I can say, well, I was going to do

it anyway, it doesn't matter.

I honestly don't really want to do

Like, if I had infinite money, I'd

probably just do this, buy some stuff.

It's hard having a channel that's all

about your life when you don't do anything

in life. That's why the channel is dying.

Not a very good idea, is it? To have the

channel revolve around my life when my

life is nothing.

I want to do tech stuff, but it's

expensive to buy the tech.

Show us London. It would cost me

like $50 to go to London and get food.

I would not make more than what I spend.

It's hard to get to London. I have to walk

25 minutes to the train station, get on

the train for an hour and 10 minutes,

And then what? Walk around Buckingham

I am way more adventurous in Japan than

anywhere else. It's like in Japan I would

happily walk to Kyoto, spend 10 hours

walking, and then spend all day on a train

and a bicycle going to some place. But

here in the UK, The idea of going to

London scares me a little bit.

It feels like it's so far away when really

it's just a 1-hour train ride.

But I just don't feel adventurous here in

the UK. I feel kind

of scared.

Don't feel good going out here.

I can't bring the electric bike to the

train station. What,

leave my £1,000 expensive electric bike

locked up outside the train station?

Someone's going to steal it. This is

England. It's not Japan.

People literally get a bolt cutter and try

and steal a bicycle if it looks expensive.

I could bring it on the train, but then

what? Walk around London pushing a bicycle

I don't miss doing the Japan streams. I

was so bored walking around, and I was

also stressed out. At the idea of people

attacking me.

And my feet were so painful every day.

Best moment of the last year has been for

me would be Meeting

Sunny was pretty good.

And also Ice Poseidon.

And it was fun hanging out with Blood

Bucket. What else happened?

Was that it? I feel like not much

happened. Going to Thai school was kind

of interesting.

I'd be very scared streaming in London. I

feel like someone would just snatch my

phone and run away.

Or they'd come up to me and be annoying.

London is full of— London is full of lots

of people who are very desperate for

money, who came from dangerous countries.

Where they've got no issue with committing

crimes and being violent. I would

be very scared in London

unless I was with a group of people and

stayed in the touristy areas. But even

then,

no, the whole

Poseidon thing was kind of humiliating.

Yeah, but I got to meet Kim in real life.

She was pretty hot. She smelt nice too.

Ice is a lucky man. Multi-millionaire,

he's got a house, he's got a Lambo and a

Tesla. Got a hot girlfriend.

Meeting Kim was like the highlight of

meeting Ice. Although she was kind of

annoying. I wish she shut up. She was

like, Daniel, do you really abuse women?

She was annoying when she spoke, but she's

nice to look at. I don't know, she just

sounds like a bit of a feminist, like an

SJW. I don't know why. I mean, I know why,

but I don't know why Ice dates her. It's

just because she's hot. Personality-wise,

she's really annoying. Yeah, she kept

saying, do I disrespect women? Well, if

they're like you, then yeah, because

you're fucking annoying. Shut up.

Yeah, she did seem a bit dim.

And she was like, he— Daniel only cares

about himself. He thinks he's superior to

other people.

As if that's a weird thing. I mean, look

who you're dating. Ice is like the biggest

narcissist in the entire streaming world.

You're literally dating a narcissist, so

don't start calling me a narcissist.

I'm way better than Ice on the moral

morality scale.

You do only care about yourself. Yeah, I

do. But you shouldn't say that like it's a

bad thing. It's not a bad thing to only

care about yourself.

I don't take— I mean, I don't think it's

an insult, but the way people say it

sounds like they're insulting me, which

upsets me.

Obviously, I only care about myself.

Why would I not care about myself?

Doesn't make any sense.

What's with all the stupid sirens today?

Yeah, Ice is willing to do stuff I'm not,

like hang out with annoying people just

for stream content.

Ice does this lazy thing to keep people

watching his streams, which is he just

surrounds himself with idiots. So he

doesn't really have to do much, he just

films the idiots doing stupid stuff.

I don't want to do that because I can't

stand idiots.

The idea of me like sitting in my room

with like some idiot on my bed Like,

imagine that Action Man guy and Joel and

Deepak all hanging out in my room. Oh my

god, no amount of views would be

worth it. I would hate it.

That's why it's hard for me to do

streaming, because I don't want to be

around people unless it's a girl.

I like it when I'm hanging out with a

girl, but I don't hang out with guys.

Mina Bell. Yeah, she was pretty hot.

She was dating that Eric— what's his name?

Edwin. They broke up, didn't they? But she

seems kind of crazy. Like, she does—

doesn't she do OnlyFans?

And she wears all these weird outfits.

You wanted to hang out with Shinya?

Hmm, just because I thought maybe it would

be good for the stream, but then I got

bored of the idea. He made it too

You were talking about how much you

enjoyed going out with the lads.

When?

Yeah, when I was at the bars, I hung out

with some guys, and I guess it was a bit

fun, but it's only because it's more fun

to hang out with guys than just sit there

on your own and feel like a loser. You go

to a bar, you don't want to sit there on

your own. It feels horrible. You feel like

you're a weirdo because you're the only

one there not talking to anyone. So when

someone came up to me to talk to me, I

felt like, oh, thank God, this is so much

better. But really, I wanted to talk to

girls. But then you end up just talking to

guys because no girls talk to you.

Apart from that French girl. She put her

hand right in my armpit like this. We were

singing and she just

came up to me. She was like, do you want

to sing this song with me? And I said,

okay. And we sang it, and then she put her

arm around me and her hand was like right

fingering my armpit. And then I

was like holding her hand and like

squeezing her fingers. It was kind of hot.

I was so drunk. But then

she left. I was like, ah, she's gone.

Should have made my moves.

And it's pay.

So I feel this pressure In my bladder.

I mean, I feel this pressure to do

something because I know you guys are

gonna get bored of a year of me just

sitting in my bedroom, but I don't know

what to do. What do you want me to

do? Do anything?

Like what? I don't know what to do.

That's the problem.

Should I get the massive Samsung monitor

and then send it back? No, that won't be

fun, and it's just expensive. I don't

think it's gonna make much difference.

This monitor is already pretty big,

32-inch. It's just not super wide, it's

just wide. So I

can get the £800 monitor, I could buy an

£800 car. What do you think?

The secret thing I bought? It's not

here yet. I'll show you when it comes.

People want you to travel to another

country. Yeah, I know that always gets me

the best views when I say why I'm moving

to this country. My first moving into

some country first day. But it's so

expensive. The only reason

I'd do it is if there's a girl on the

other end to meet. So I need like a girl

to be the carrot on the stick to actually

get me to fly out there. So expensive

though. And then what, I get like 15k

views? I make $80, but it cost me $1,000

to get that. Not a good return on

investment. I want to get a Tesla.

That's what I want to do. But I know you

guys are not into cars. It's not a car

channel, is it? It's like a having sex

with girls channel and then whining about

it.

Yeah, I still got an electric bike,

but I don't really feel like going

outside. Could do a bike stream, I guess.

87 out of 111,000 people,

that's crazy.

I did that bicycle video 2 years ago. It

got 8K views. Riding to my old house.

This is the worst when you're trying to

force something to happen because the

viewers are bored. It's the best when

stuff happens naturally and I didn't have

to like plan it or make it happen.

Could I ride to Canterbury?

Hmm, it's pretty far away, isn't it?

Canterbury's boring. It's got a cathedral

and like a shopping town.

I don't like Canterbury because that's

where Victoria's from,

and I think they still live there. So

every time we went to their house, we'd go

to Canterbury. So every time I thought

about Canterbury, it would remind me of

Victoria, and she hates me.

They all think I'm like a weirdo Incel

future mass shooter or something.

They're such a bunch of normies,

Victoria's family. They're like the

biggest normie people you could ever

imagine. They all got married as well,

apart from— for some reason Victoria can't

get a boyfriend or a husband, but her 2

sisters, they got married ages ago and got

kids already. Her older sister used

to babysit me when I was a baby.

And then she messaged my mum back in 2018

saying, doesn't Daniel— shouldn't

Daniel get therapy?

As if she thinks I'm crazy or something.

She's got kids now that are mixed Asian

and white. Can't wait for her son to grow

up and become like me. And then you'll see

how tough it is being half Asian, half

white in the UK.

So don't— be careful what you say about me

because you literally have a son who's me

as a kid.

Give it 10 years, that kid will be like,

I don't know, 18.

Go to

Mongolia? That sounds so boring.

Fun Japanese content?

Yeah, I made one. I made a video about

Japan a couple days ago. I haven't posted

it yet. It's called Why Japanese People

Hate Foreigners. Not sure when

to post it. Maybe tomorrow.

Tomorrow lunchtime, because I won't stream

tomorrow.

Post it now while streaming. I haven't

made the thumbnail. I also made a video

about my life sucking. I saw this

random Asian guy on YouTube. You might

have seen it because it's going viral.

It's got like 6 million views. It's called

something like, I quit my job as an MIT

neurosurgeon. Now I'm in the mountains.

40-minute video. Asian guy who's terrible

at speaking. His face is covered in

mosquitoes flying around, and he got 6

million views, and he got 160k subs now,

and he just started his channel 2 months

ago. 2 months ago, and he's already

overtaken me. Your one video gets 6

million views, and it's the most boring

rubbish I've ever seen. I couldn't even

watch it. It was only funny seeing all the

mosquitoes flying around his face,

sucking his face during the video. But he

talked so slowly and he was like

stuttering. Didn't get to the point.

Terrible speaker. He would just have these

long silent breaks of— why didn't he edit

it out? Just kind of shows you The

video doesn't have to be well edited. It

wasn't even edited. It's like he just shot

it all in one roll, in one shot, one take.

6 million views. Insane.

You talk slow as well. Where's my 6

million views then?

It's just because the topic was

interesting, I guess. People were like,

oh, why does this Ex-neurosurgeon. Why did

he quit his job and why is he in the

I'm so stupid. What goes viral?

I bet his channel will be dead in 6

Maybe I'll just copy him and I'll just

pretend I was an MIT neurosurgeon. Go

stand in my garden. Hey guys, I was an

MIT neurosurgeon but decided to quit

my job last week because it wasn't

fulfilling me. I wanted to help people,

but the institutions and the bureaucracy

was just getting in the way of me helping

people. Now I'm in this garden

contemplating what to do with my life.

That's basically what these stupid videos

are. It's like random channel with barely

any subs, but it's just some guy whining

about his life and then they go mega

viral out of nowhere.

There's so many people trying to do it.

You look up why I have no friends,

there's like 100 channels all with the

same video talking about how they got no

friends. Boo-hoo.

They only do it because it went viral for

other people. Yeah, that's what happened

to me. I made one video about not having

friends and it launched my YouTube career,

but it was the only viral I had, which is

why the channel died. My, my only

other viral was the Elden Ring video.

Which kept me going for a bit. But it's

like one-hit wonder. You get one viral,

it will last you, depending on how well

you milk it, maybe 5 years.

But if you don't get another viral,

people get fed up of you talking about the

same stuff over and over again. But you

have to talk about the same stuff,

because if you talk about new stuff, they

don't watch it. You go viral for

not having friends, then you're kind of

stuck in a niche where you have to talk

about your personal life and

relationships. You can't do anything else

because they won't watch it.

You're telling something we hear every

stream. Yeah, because if I talk about

other stuff You won't watch it.

You don't care about stocks, gaming,

Teslas,

fish tanks. What else am I into?

I know what you guys want to listen to,

which is why I keep talking about the same

stuff over and over.

Ask ChatGPT to think of new content.

I actually did today. I asked, I want to

know what women like

because I have— I still have like a 20-ish

percent female audience, but some videos

are not interesting to women, so then

they'll get like 7% females, and the

ones with lower female audience have lower

views. So if I can interest the females,

it should increase my views because I do

have like a part of my audience are

females, but some topics just don't appeal

to women at all, like obviously gaming.

The gaming stuff has 100% male audience.

So I asked ChatGPT, what do women like?

And they— he said, or it said— I

said, what conversation topics appeal to

women? ChatGPT said,

personal stories, experiences,

relationships and friendships, self-care

and mental health, career professional

development, health and wellness, fashion

and beauty. I thought I could do— focus

more on personal stories involving

people and relationships and mental

health stuff should be more appealing to

women than money.

Money stuff is not appealing to women.

I don't know what to talk about anymore.

I think to, to be appealing to women,

I've got to be more— I gotta talk about

more emotional, emotionally raw things,

less mechanical things. Then maybe I

could get back some female viewers.

I thought about copying this video from

that girl who made a video about not

Uh, what was it called?

Her name's Mira West. She made a video

about not having friends, and her second

highest most viewed video was something

about why she's giving up on dating.

I thought I could copy that.

She's still making videos. She only gets

like 6K views now. Why don't you do a

video arc where Dave Gibson is your new

daddy and he can teach you how to fly his

plane? Or you could take Juntae French

girl in the cabin. There's no French

girl in the cabin, and I don't really want

to make videos with anyone apart

from girls like Sunny.

And I don't want to get in a plane. Yeah,

that Mira West, she copied me. She got

this video called I Have No Friends, but

she got 6.7 million views 4 years ago.

She got 120k subs. She still makes videos.

She only gets like 6-8K views now,

roughly around my channel now. So it's

like the

same thing happens. You go viral for one

thing 5 years ago, the channel dies around

the same amount, even though I had lots of

controversy and cancellations

where she didn't, but her channel still

died the same way. How do

you avoid it?

Maybe it's unavoidable.

It is kind of funny that I don't— I'm very

antisocial and I don't like hanging out

with people. But for my YouTube channel to

do well, I need to hang out with people.

I started YouTube— what was that? I

started YouTube so I can avoid people

because I didn't want to get a job. So I

wanted to do YouTube so I didn't have to

see people. And now it's like, I'm going

to have to see people now to make

interesting content. It's so annoying.

What can I do on my own that will get

Is the market open?

Hmm, Bitcoin nearly

$64K. Oh wow, it went up to $65K and then

dropped. Gold, not doing

anything.

I just need to come up with topics, I

guess, and then just keep making videos.

I do want to do videos with someone

if I can find the right person who's okay

being on camera, who doesn't get upset at

the comments.

Who's up for doing stuff. That's what I

wanted for a long time, but I

couldn't find anyone like that since

They want to see you in weird places

struggling.

Yeah, but it's expensive. What if I get a

van? Oh, I get a van, I put a mattress in

the back, and I try and do van life,

but it's really scuffed. Could be funny.

I could build like a little kitchen and a

mattress. Oh, the gaming van. That would

be kind of cool. Get a Starlink. Put it on

the top. I go live in

the mountains of Wales.

How much would it cost to get a van?

And then everything's just shaking around

inside. Van life arc.

That sounds so hillbilly. I mean, it