3rd day in JAPAN - Leaving fukuoka

Testing.

Is it

lagging? Oh my

God, it's cold.

Why is Japan so cold?

So I got a new SIM card.

I think it has faster speeds, but then I

moved my old SIM card into my other phone

and now it won't work. So this

SIM card has 5G. The other one didn't have

5G,

but it only has 2 gigabytes of data,

so it might not last long, and then I

gotta buy more data.

See how it goes.

Oh, thanks LA Knight for

Why is it so quiet? It's so quiet in

Japan.

Why am I walking in the cycle lane?

So I hope I can stream a few hours. And

then I gotta go to the airport.

God, it's so cold in Japan.

Oh wow, thanks, Teapup Fever.

Long time no see.

I'm at the castle.

I'm at the castle.

Meeting Chihiro at The castle,

Fukuoka Castle.

It's cold.

Why is this man just standing there?

He's just standing there.

Why did they make all the castles look the

same here? Press him.

Excuse me, why are you standing there?

He's got a little dog with a pink coat on

it, like a woman's dog.

Why do they like these really tiny dogs

here?

How do you get money to travel?

Uh, T-pop Fever gave me some money.

People give me money and then I travel and

then I waste it on SIM cards. That don't

work. Now I

can't get my old SIM card to work, the one

I bought 2 days ago. It's in this phone

but it doesn't work. It just says no

internet. I don't understand. It worked

on, on this phone but now it doesn't work

Very weird. And then it took ages to set

up the new SIM because I had to go onto

the website and then enter the number and

then create a profile.

My flight leaves around 6 PM.

So I think I stream for maybe 3 hours and

then head to the airport.

Where's the castle? Oh, it's over there.

It's a pretty nice area.

Isn't it cold? Yeah, I'm freezing. I'm

wearing a long shirt— I mean, a long

sleeve shirt under my woody jumper

with a hoodie and 2 pairs of trousers.

Can you see the castle?

I looked on Google and the castle was just

a wooden shed, but that one over there

looks like a proper castle.

The site of the Korokan facility

for diplomacy. Now people

are playing football on it.

Did Taigo go to America? I think she's

going today in the evening.

Should I go and ask those kids if I can

play football with them? As if I'd do

that. What did

you eat? Nothing yet. I spent

£25 on a new SIM card and a USB cable.

Better be worth it so

I could do IRL.

I did a speed test It said I had 25

megabits upload.

That's a nice place.

Is it streaming? When I unfold

it and reopen my phone, it stops

streaming or starts streaming again.

Maybe I'll take it out my bag strap. And

hold it. Stop being scared.

Okay, so we got 5G,

4 bars. There's no way it lags.

It's hard holding 2 phones at the same

time.

Stan going around dressed as a femboy.

No, I'm just wearing jeans. I put my blue

hoodie in the bin because it was all

faded. One year of Thailand sun damage

made the blue go kind of brown.

Put my Samsung earbuds in the bin as well,

my USB hub, because they were too heavy.

I never listen to music anyway, I don't

need earbuds. How's my battery doing?

74%. I'll plug it in in a

minute. Why does YouTube keep

saying these errors? It's fine, isn't it?

When are you going back to Thailand?

Maybe next year, not sure. I'll probably

spend Christmas at home. My mum said it's

my turn to look after Pushkin. She said

she's gonna train me to be able to feed or

look after Pushkin. It's just a cat, just

put some food in the bowl. Why is she

praying?

How do I zoom in? She praying

to the castle. How do you change the

camera?

Look, I think this is the main camera.

Maybe her husband died here in a war.

I don't know what she's praying to.

I feel like I'm gonna get sunburnt. The

sun's really strong.

Japan is deceiving because it seems sunny

and the skies are blue, but then it's

cold. So because it's cold, you don't

think you're going to get sunburned,

but then you do. I need to rest,

my legs hurt.

I don't like holding 2 phones, annoying.

Oh, my bag's heavy.

I thought I was going to travel light,

but my bag is still heavy for some reason.

It's got that battery bank in it now.

This guy's just standing there kicking the

ground. Look,

what's he

People are weird.

How's Japan? It's okay.

I've used— oh, Larix Broadcaster tells you

how much data you've used. I've used 40

megabytes. And I've streamed

for how long? 4 minutes? No,

how long have I streamed? 4— oh yeah, 4

minutes, I think. No, it must be longer

than that. I forgot now.

Let me see if I can turn on

text-to-speech.

Um, how do I do that?

Streamlabs.

Alert box,

uh, copy, no, launch,

launch the widget.

I think it's on.

I think it's on. How do I test it?

Do a test, test one.

What time is my flight? It's about 5, 6

PM. I don't

really want text-to-speech. Actually,

because it'd be embarrassing if it

suddenly starts making sounds.

This is what I look like today.

I still look tired.

I feel tired, look tired.

Don't know why. It's tiring moving to a

You look bloated. Yeah, I don't know why.

Lips are cracked as well.

I had the weirdest dream last night.

Someone was trying to kill me using razor

blades, and he was stabbing, stabbing me

in the back with razor blades. It was

really weird.

Is text-to-speech on? Um,

I think so.

Hold on,

I think it is on.

Is it really worth Streaming

to 58 people. Well, hopefully more

will join, but I've made like $150 by

doing 2 streams so far, so yeah, it's

worth it.

69 people now.

Quality is way better than last IRL.

Yeah, I got a new SIM card. It's got 5G,

but it's only got 2 gigabytes on it. So if

this stream goes well, I'll top it up for

the next one. But it seems like it's going

well so far. I've used

80 megabytes so far,

so I'm not sure how long it's going to

last if 20 minutes used 80

megabytes, then how long is 2 gigabytes

gonna last? Who's good at maths? Oh my

god, it's a massive crow. Those things are

huge. Who's good at mathematics?

It's raining here in Fukushima. I hope

it's not gonna— it doesn't look like it's

gonna rain here. Some pretty big

clouds over there.

I wonder if there's a way I can get the

chat on my streaming phone.

Maybe I can pop out the chat. How do

I pop out the chat? Refresh.

Why does the browser take such a long time

to refresh?

Uh, how do we pop out of the track?

Does Thai girl watch your streams? Yeah,

she was watching last night.

Um, I swear there was a pop-out the chat

button.

Oh, pop out chat.

Okay, so the chat is in a web browser now,

I think. I'm gonna get sunburnt. The sun

is really strong, but why is it cold

still?

Oh, something fell on me, like a leaf.

Okay, and then I can do Samsung pop-out

thing, can't I?

Wait, I don't think I can.

Can't use this app in multi-window. I

guess I can't do it then. Whatever,

just look at my other phone.

But I can't believe Bitcoin's going up

after I sold it. Typical.

I guess I put this phone in my bag strap

and then use my right hand to hold that

phone. Otherwise, I gotta walk around

holding 2 phones in each hand, but this

way I can actually aim the camera at

Is it streaming?

I don't know, the bitrate just went to

zero and then went back up again.

Oh, it's gone portrait mode. What?

Text-to-speech didn't work.

Yeah, I don't know why.

Keeps going up and down. It won't just

maintain stable bitrate.

Lower the bitrate. It's already at 1000.

Oh, thanks Jenkins.

The bitrate is struggling right now.

Everyone's leaving now because it's

lagging. IRL is so annoying.

Fix TTS. I don't

know how. Yeah, I don't know why Japan's

internet sucks. In Bangkok, it was so much

better.

I think they just give the foreigners,

the tourists, the crappy SIM cards, and

then to get the good ones, you've got to

actually have a mobile phone plan. But to

get that, you need to have a visa.

I just lost half the viewers because I

Maybe I have to move.

Let me move.

I can't get the TTS to work. I can't get

the bitrate to stay stable.

Oh my God,

I'll try going somewhere else.

How was Johnny Somali's stream so stable

and clear? People say he's an idiot, but

at least he can set up a stream. I can't

What does he

use?

It's Jenkins. Yeah,

I'm too, too stressed to try and sort out

the TTS, so there's no sounds.

But you'll get a little alert popping up

on the screen.

I thought that you thought that was the

runway. Yeah, I'm on the airport runway

now, getting on the plane.

I'm at the site of the Koro Kan,

built between the late 7th and mid-11th

centuries, there were 3 Korokans

in Japan.

Fascinating history.

I got a new SIM card today. It's got 5G

speed. It's damn expensive. It costs

¥2,700 for 2 gigabytes,

and then it's like ¥3,000 for a top-up for

7 or 10 gigabytes. This is the most

expensive one in the shop, so— oh, thanks

Jenkins. Take us for a run? I don't think

that would be good for the stream quality.

Is the camera wonky?

Uh-oh, old man coming.

If you're standing in the way of an old

man, you're going to get dockered

head.

You don't want to mess with the old men

here. They get mad.

I was in Yodobashi looking at all the SIM

cards again today, and this one said it's

got up to 400 megabits upload,

and my one I had before only had upload

130. So this one's supposedly 4 times

faster.

I'm streaming at 1000 bitrate.

Maybe I have to lower it even more. I

can't believe 5G and I can't even stream

at 1000 bitrate. I stream at 8000

bitrate in Thailand at home.

That's how I did— didn't Ice

come here during a subathon, did he? Did

he come to Fukuoka? I think he went

everywhere. I don't

know if he came to Fukuoka. It's pretty

boring here.

Maybe homeless knows. Maybe I should stop

ignoring him because he might be able to

be of use.

It's probably lagging because I'm far

from— I'm not really in the city anymore

because I'm in this castle place which

is away from buildings.

I wonder what SIM card Homeless uses.

I seem to be the only streamer who can't

get a freaking stable stream.

This castle is dead.

Compared to Osaka Castle, there's no one

here. Feels kind of sad.

I asked TKO Sam to ask Suspenders,

and Suspenders said he uses a pocket

Wi-Fi, but I got it and it was rubbish.

And then I bought a SIM card at Yodobashi

and it was good last year. This time I'm

having a lot of trouble.

Hmm, I don't know, I don't

know how to fix it.

Every time the wind blows, it's really

cold.

There's 3 girls coming up from behind me.

Virginity.

There's no cherry blossoms anywhere.

I thought the cherry blossoms were

supposed to start soon.

All the trees are dead.

Look, everything's dead.

It would look quite nice if it was pink

and blooming.

Oh, thanks, Jenkins.

I wonder how I can do text-to-speech.

I go on Streamlabs and

then I open the alert box.

Alert Boxer launch,

and then I turn my volume up,

but it takes so long just to load a web

At least read his chat. Pick up time.

No, I'm not picking up.

I'm a loyal boyfriend though.

Okay, try super chatting now. I've got the

green screen. The alert should pop up on

here. Just do like $1 maybe.

I got the volume up.

Talk to someone, create content. This is

the content.

Is this not entertaining?

Oh, it worked!

Pickup time, haha.

Wow. So do I need this page open for it to

play, or can I have this tab

open? I'm scared, people of Paige.

Maybe it's just really slow.

I don't think that's Oh, it worked.

Test, test. Took a long time.

Is it streaming?

Yeah,

because I've only got 1 bar of 5G here.

I probably need to head back into the

city. That's why it's lagging.

See?

Look, I can't even load the webpage. Oh my

God, verify that it's you.

Why does YouTube keep making me verify

So annoying.

Oh, now I can't see the chat.

Everything's going wrong. Oh my God,

you get any cereal, Dan?

Is it even streaming anymore?

I don't know how to fix it.

I've got 4 bars of 4G now,

not 5G.

But why is it in portrait mode?

Uh, and I can't look at my YouTube page on

my other phone. It keeps saying verify

that it's you, but it's taking ages to

load the web page because the internet's

Okay, see if that's any better.

Oh, it's not portrait mode. At least I

need to move. I want to see the castle.

I think this area is just really bad.

Maybe we'll

just give up. That's those girls again.

Why are they following me?

Oh, my nose is running.

Why is the internet so bad here? I don't

I got 5G back. 5G's back, guys.

It says there's an issue signing you into

YouTube. What?

What? I press verify now, it takes me to

the Samsung browser, then it says you

can't sign in.

What if I go onto the YouTube app and look

up my own stream?

Oh, I can

Okay, I can see the chat now. I can't log

into my YouTube account on Chrome on this

phone.

Oh my God.

The whole stream content is just me

struggling to stream.

I pray if I leave this place I'll get good

Oh, the castle's under construction. It's

got scaffolding.

I'll just take a picture of the castle,

then I'll leave.

Oh, why do I fail everything? I will give

someone $1,000 if you can tell me what

I need to do to fix it. I'm begging you,

someone help me.

Trump spamming. Okay, I'll ban him.

Fukuoka Castle. Where is

it? It's pretty nice, it's got the

mountains surrounding the area.

Oh, there it is.

I got 5G, 4 bars up here.

Wait.

Is it streaming?

Hello?

Where's the castle?

There. Take a photo.

Crappest photo ever.

It's just scaffolding.

Okay, how do I get out of here?

Okay, I'm leaving.

Oh, who's spamming?

There's no point doing anything

interesting like talking to people because

it'll just disconnect and it will lag all

the time. Maybe if I actually had a way to

stream well, then I would think about

doing something funny because I'll do

something funny and it'll probably

disconnect.

So first I need to sort out how to stream

and then think about content, but I can't

even get the first stage of streaming

sorted out. I don't know

why my connection's so bad.

Gone? What's gone?

Ah, why are these stupid spammers?

They're just bots. Some guy is making a

load of bots.

Okay, it seems a bit better now. It'll

probably get better when I get back to the

Time is 12. Probably go

to the airport at 3.

Go to the airport, get food, get on the

plane, check in.

Ah, more spammers.

Go away, you.

Maybe I stream snipe that Sora the troll

guy and ask him what he uses.

He'll probably run away like a weirdo.

I wonder what his real name is.

I bet his real name is something like

Yoshihito Takezuma.

So is the stream stable now? I'm by the

road at the Bijutsukan.

2 SIM cards now and they both suck.

I can't get the second SIM card to work on

this phone, and now I'm locked out my

YouTube account on this phone as

well.

It's kind of taking up bandwidth.

500 bits and it's still lagging. Oh my

God.

Yeah, I lowered bitrate to 500 and it's

still lagging.

Maybe I go to the airport and I use the

airport Wi-Fi and I stream

in the airport.

I might try that.

Okay, I love it.

That— is

The aspect ratio is weird.

Barely working. Oh my

God, fucking can't do this fucking

livestream.

Saw a video of Tomo L talking to Johnny

Spali. Yeah,

she messaged me about it as well.

Imagine getting trolled by Johnny Smiley

and Caring.

Oh, I wasted like £50 now on 2 SIM cards

that can't even stream.

Maybe I'll try streaming on the YouTube

app. What do you think?

What if I just— it

says I got 4 bars of 5G. How am I lagging?

How does slightly homeless stream? I don't

know. No one tells— no one fucking tells

me. Fucking no. All these fucking idiots.

Johnny Somali. So the fuck

do they use? I don't know what they

fucking use. Why can't I get the same

fucking thing? Fucking hell,

so fucking annoying.

Stupid shitty SIM cards. I've got 2 SIM

cards now, they both suck.

Fucking hell.

Okay, I'm gonna try using the YouTube app,

see if that's any better. I'm gonna end

this stream.

How do I fucking end it?

Ooh, why do Korean people sound retarded?

I don't even know how to end the stream.

Oh, here, end stream.