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Nice haircut. Oh. I cut it myself

yesterday. I think it looks pretty good.

My hair was getting so long, it was

looking really stupid.

It was looking like a mushroom. I hate it

when it does that.

It will get to a certain length where it

looks okay, And looks pretty cool. And

then after that, a few weeks later, it

just becomes a mushroom and then I need to

cut it. It was looking

weird.

I think I'm getting really good at cutting

it though. It took like 10 minutes. I just

got the scissors and I went— I went like

this. I cut around my head like,

you know, like trimming a bush.

I just tilted my head like that. I got the

scissors and I cut around my skull like

that to create the shape.

Cut the sides shorter than the top.

Then it will look like It

would look stupid. It would look like a

bird's nest. What, you mean like the

bird's nest haircut that was popular back

in the day? People used to shave the sides

and the back and just have like a load of

hair on the top. Looks so dumb.

I'd never do that haircut. That's the

worst haircut ever. No offense if you have

that haircut, I'm sure it looks great on

you. I like this haircut, you know,

it's just, it's just kind of short. I cut

it all around, around the same length. I

guess the top is slightly longer than the

back and sides.

I don't want to cut the top really short

because it'll look stupid.

Took me 15 years to learn how to cut this

hair.

The problem is it gets long and the back

looks really big. For some reason, the

back always looks really big, and then I

cut the back short, but then I need to cut

the rest of it, otherwise it looks weird

if the back's short and the rest of it's

still long. So I end up having to cut the

whole thing. I used to think, I used to

think, why don't I just cut the back and

leave the rest? But no, once I start

cutting one area, I need to cut the rest

of it as well to maintain unity.

Oh, thanks, Jim. Yes, I'm also really

poor. I have some great news. I finally

finished paying off all my tax, so I now

owe no tax. Feels great.

Since last July, I've just been stressing

out about tax and being broke.

But now I finally paid it off. Don't have

to pay anymore. Ah, feels great.

Maybe I'll make a video about it.

Thanking everyone for donating, watching

my videos, subscribing to my Patreon. The

2 people who still subscribe to Patreon,

they've forgotten and they don't realize.

Oh, thanks, Jim. It's great.

I mean, being poor is not great, But not

having to pay tax is great. And I want to

thank my mum for giving me $7,000. I now

owe her $6,000. I'll pay her another $500

this month when I get my YouTube money.

December was pretty good. Um, yeah, the

views kind of suck now. I only get 5K

views, but somehow managed to make $1,200

in December, which I'm very pleased with.

Guess I have the strong dollar to thank.

Thank God the dollar is strong. If the

dollar was weak, I'd be so screwed. Well,

actually I wouldn't because I got a lot of

money in gold, which will go up when the

dollar goes down.

Did your MacBook run away? I decided to

return it. I'm really happy with this

laptop actually. I was tempted to get a

tablet like an iPad. But I played Tekken 8

last night and it was pretty fun actually.

So I was thinking, you know, I can't play

Tekken 8 if I had a MacBook or tablet.

So yeah, I think this laptop is really the

best for me. It's lightweight, it's

portable, it can do streaming with my

software, and it can do gaming. It's

pretty powerful for gaming. And if I

decide to sell it, I would lose so much

money. I tried putting on Facebook

Marketplace Everyone's offering me stuff

like 1,200 when I paid 1,500

for it, so I can't get a good price to

resell it. They keep trying to scam me,

rip me off.

Should have collaborated with suspenders.

I've said so many mean things

about suspenders. All you have to do is go

on my Discord and search up. The trolls

would just end up sending it to him. And

the same thing would happen that happened

to Ice with Ice. The white device

by the computer. What this? That's my SD

card reader. You know this computer has an

SD card slot.

So what I do is for my vlogs, I film it on

this phone. And then I transfer it all

onto the SD card, and then I transfer it

onto the computer, and I edit it on my

I only cut my hair twice last year. One

time before going to Japan, and then the

second time a couple months after I came

back from Japan. So I think 2 or 3 times,

how many times I need to cut it. It looks

kind of crap right now. It looks

okay. It's just— it looks weird. I look

weird. I haven't seen my face like this

without the long hair in a while.

Probably since July or September.

I used to kick everyone's bums back in the

guesthouse days in Japan on Tekken 6. I

think it was Tekken 6. I played the

character She's a woman with blonde hair

and she's got long legs and she focuses on

like flipping around and doing a lot of

kicks. And I destroyed everyone with her.

Me and the guest house manager, he used to

like playing the guy, the American boxing

guy, Paul, I think his name. Nina,

really? That's the one I've been playing

in the demo. Is that— I'm sure it wasn't

her. It was like a less Americanized

looking woman who did like front flip,

backflip, somersault kicks. No, it's not

Nina. Nina does more— is it Nina? I don't

think so, unless they changed her moves.

But I would just flip all over the place

and he couldn't touch me. I'd do the combo

with the slaps, knock them up into the

air, and then juggle them with the

somersault kicking. I was so good with

that. One time I

was playing Tekken on my own in the guest

house against a computer, and I was just

bored. So I was playing it for hours and

hours. And then Mac, the Black American

guy, he just got up and he turned it off.

He was like, okay, I'm putting an end to

this. And he turned it off. Because I

think people wanted to watch TV, but I was

like too stupid to realize that I

was blocking the TV because I was playing

Tekken nonstop.

I did a lot of weird things back then that

I didn't realize was weird.

Maybe I'll buy it. I don't know. I do feel

kind of like playing a fighting game. I

didn't like Street Fighter. I'm not really

into Street Fighter. I'm more into Mortal

Kombat. I'm trying to think Mortal Kombat

1, the new one, or the new Tekken. If I'm

going to buy a fighting game,

I'll buy it and then refund it, play it a

bit, see if it's any good. These new games

are just so damn expensive. £50. When I

was a kid, it was only like £30 for a new

So I'm back from my trip to Kanchanaburi.

Did you see my video? The death rail. It

was quite interesting. I didn't know that

Death Railway was in Thailand. I thought

it was in Burma because I remember the

movie. I remember my dad talking about it,

The Bridge Over the River Kwai. It's a

very old movie from 1957, and it's got

Alec Guinness in it, who played Obi-Wan

Kenobi in the original Star Wars,

and it won like 7 Oscars and loads of

awards. It was a really smash-hit movie

back in the day. The movie kind of sucks

though. I watched the movie on YouTube.

It was so historically inaccurate and dumb

and didn't make any sense, and the ending

was stupid. They would just— they start

mocking the Japanese ability to be able to

build a good bridge, and they were like,

well, sir, if I was in charge of building

this bridge, I certainly wouldn't build it

here. The Japanese don't know what they're

doing. The Japanese were really good at

engineering. That's why they were so

successful at invading other people's

countries. They were like genius

engineers. And the funny thing is they,

they went to London universities to study

engineering and how to build bridges and

railways, and then they used that to fight

the British whilst using their own

prisoners of war to build it, which I

found very ironic.

When's the Japan trip? It's in March.

So like 2 months away now. Getting closer

to D-Day. J-Day. Back in Japan.

Oh my God. I don't know if I'm looking

forward to it or if I'm dreading it,

because when I was in Japan last time, I

kind of felt miserable, to be honest. And

I couldn't wait to get back to Thailand,

back to my comfy condo.

You can't pirate an online game. How are

you gonna pirate Tekken when it's online?

None of the authentication checks would

pass, would it? Yeah, the e-bike trip's

cancelled because it's too expensive. I

blew my money on this fancy laptop,

which, did you know, can do this? Oh.

Special laptop. I decided to use

my money on this laptop instead, and I

don't really want to blow $1,500 on a

fancy bike and then get fed up on a really

long bike ride that I'll get fed up doing

and then end up having to ditch it in

Japan, and then I'll have to go

and collect it next time I come to Japan.

It just doesn't really seem like a good

use of money compared to a gaming laptop.

It will be boring. I'll do 2 days,

I could stream it, and then I'll get out

of the city into the countryside, and then

the stream will just keep effing. And then

I'll be paying $100 for a stream server,

hundreds for SIM cards, thousands for the

bike. People would find it boring and get

no viewers. It would just be me going,

oh, I'm so tired. For hours and

hours, and then after day 3, I'll feel

like just quitting and then ditch the bike

in Yamaguchi City or

whatever place I end up in.

So yeah, I think it's a stupid idea.

I don't know what I'm gonna do instead.

I'll probably just get an apartment and

then just do this, like stream and cook.

And then if viewers want to meet up,

maybe I'd meet some viewers. I don't

really have many viewers left now, do I?

Jesus Christ, look at my viewership.

2K views now.

Let me just check the stream. Oh, it's

still green.

Wow. My new tactic of setting the stream

to private and then putting it back to

public only after it's gone green has been

working out pretty well. Why didn't I do

this before? Why was I leaving the stream

public whilst it was yellow? Missing out

on that sweet ad rev.

No sightseeing Japan videos. Probably not.

Maybe I'll do like a net cafe video, see

if it can go viral, but I doubt it would.

The main thing, I guess, is just— I

don't know, what's the point of going

there? I'm just gonna sit in my hotel room

and then go out and eat food but

not film it. Because I know it won't get

What do I think of the Japan earthquake?

I think thank God it happened before I

went there. Because you know, after a big

earthquake happens, it'll be a long time

until another one happens.

January ad revenue is really bad, but I

think it's getting better now because my

last video got $12 CPM and Guess who else

started uploading? Bloody Chris

Broad posted, carried on posting his

Journey Across Japan series. And we all

know why he stopped posting for 2 weeks.

He wrote in the comments some load of

bollocks excuse like, sorry guys for

the delay in the uploads, but the team has

been awfully busy, busy editing the videos

and they had to have a Christmas break as

well. Yeah, we all know the real reason,

Chris. You only decided to stop posting

the series because the CPM tanked in the

first 2 weeks of January, and now it's

picking back up again, so you're posting

again. Chris is so sly.

I want to make a new video about why he

sucks. I think I've got enough ammunition

to make another video.

No one calls him out on it though. He's

like so obsessed with money.

Why is he so obsessed with money? He makes

like $50K off Patreon. He gets millions of

views every video, which is getting him at

least $20K a month. He's making like $70K

a month and he's still obsessed with money

so much that he plans his uploads around

the December-January CPM. Don't you think

it's lame? Come on, you're making enough

money already.

He spams out videos every day in December

just because the CPM is really good, and

then he stops uploading in January because

it's really bad. It's so lame.

And then did you see his new video on his

podcast channel where he talks about how

Japanese people say You've got a small

face, and he was like— I

don't know if he was pretending to not

understand what the small face is, but

surely he must know what it is after

living there for 15 years. But in the

video, he was like, oh, it's really

confusing when they say you've got a small

face. Maybe he was just acting up,

playing dumb.

When I first went to Japan, people said I

had small face all the time. I don't know

about now. My face got kind of round. My

face looks kind of chubby now. Maybe I

won't get the compliments, small face

compliments anymore.

And basically it just means you got a very

small looking face as opposed to like a

big chunky blockhead, which is considered

extremely unattractive in Asia.

You know, Asian girls, they'll do that

hairstyle where it's like curtains.

I actually got tricked once. I fell in

love with a Taiwanese girl that I met on

the internet, and I thought she was so

cute because she had that hairstyle like

curtains coming over the side of her face.

So it makes her face look long and slim.

But when she lifts the hair up,

it's like a completely different person.

Her head was so massive. I met her in

Taiwan in 2016 and she would do like a

ponytail and I was like, how are you the

same person in the photo? You look

completely different. Her cheeks were

massive. But when she put her hair down,

she was like really cute.

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Why is it when I get very lively and

energetic in my rant, the stream seems to

get demonetized?

So Asian people are very sensitive towards

face size, and they're very good at trying

to hide it, trying to hide how big their

head is. You see Psy, who sang Gangnam

Style? His head's huge.

Maybe my head looks big because I've got a

skinny body. But you— if you chopped off

our heads and put it next to each other,

his head would be like massive Minecraft

block of a head. So when someone has a

small head, they instantly notice it and

they're like, oh, Carl, 小头。I don't

know why Chris is so baffled by it.

He should understand it well by now.

Sounds like you're jealous of Chris.

Yeah, I'm jealous of anyone who makes $50K

a month. You're saying you're not jealous?

Everyone here should be jealous if you're

not making $70K a month. I'd love to make

$70K a month. Can you imagine having that

much money? My god.

It's life-changing. It'll be life-changing

amount of money,

but still not enough for some people

because, you know, he's probably got to

pay off his $200K stupid apartment. Uh,

what's it called? His studio. Ramen bar

studio. Probably cost like $100K to build

that.

I just, I get annoyed because he's so

blatantly taking advantage of CPM rates,

but then he'll come up with some reason

why he's posting so much or why he hasn't

posted much. Like, oh, it's December. I

decided to challenge myself to daily

upload because, you know, I've been

getting lazy and I want to reignite the

passion within me for filmmaking and

YouTube. So I'm going to challenge myself

to do daily uploads. And it just happens

to be on December when the CPM rates are

the best in the whole year. It's just a

load of bollocks. Gonna make another video

about him exposing, exposing Chris Broad.

I might do it on the second channel

because I've done 2 already on this

channel. I think his viewers won't click

if they realize it's me.

You really have 111k subs? Yeah, but we're

gonna drop down to 110k subs at this rate.

The latest newest Journey Across Japan

series was so boring. He just bought a

car, then went to a bunch of restaurants

and ate loads of food and did like a

hotel tour and then had a good time,

probably. Apart from, I guess he didn't

have a great time camping on that island.

That looked pretty rough. Stream today is

going to be about 5 hours. So 11 AM

now, 4 PM I think we'll end.

How much do you make off the streams? I

make about $40 to $60.

On the low end, I'd make like $30 on a bad

day if it's like not a very good stream.

But if it's a good stream, I make like

So I got a theory about big and small

faces. There's a spectrum. One end of

the spectrum is like very pointy face.

For example, Ice Poseidon would be on that

lower end of the spectrum. Extremely

pointed face, big pointy nose,

pointy chin. That's like the extreme. And

then on the other end of the extreme

spectrum would be completely flat face.

And then the pointier the face is, the

smaller it looks from the front. I took a

photo with Ice Poseidon and his face is

freakishly small for someone that tall and

big. When I took a photo next to him, it

makes my face look massive, usually

because he's like way above me and in the

back, which makes my face closer to the

camera. But the pointier your face is,

the smaller it appears from the front,

but then the bigger it looks from the

side. And then the flatter it is,

the bigger it looks from the front. Very

weird optical illusion.

Yeah, Ice's face is very interesting to

look at from the side. His nose is massive

and he's got like really big ears but like

a very small skull.

I think it's a Mongoloid DNA genetic

trait, whereas the pointed protruded

face is like a Caucasian genetic

I had some girlfriends. They had massive

heads as well. Like the chlamydia

girlfriend. We never took a photo together

because her head was so big. Oh, I

remember now. My first Japanese

girlfriend. Her face was massive as well

because she was actually Zainichi, which

means Korean-Japanese. So she was

genetically Korean, not Japanese. Her

parents were both Korean. That's why she

was also, like, really into Korean

culture. And we did try to take a photo

together and she would like get very upset

because my face was so much smaller than

hers. So we would do things like she would

stand way back behind me and if I whipped

out my camera and tried to take a photo of

us just casually, her face would always

end up looking huge. And then she'd get

upset. She'd be like, oh, delete that. To

take a photo together, we'd have to,

like, carefully plan the framing

of the photo so she wouldn't look like

she's got a massive head. Oh, thanks,

Jenkins. Wow. 22 months in the premium

club. So having

that experience, I decided not to try

and take selfies with my chlamydia

girlfriend because I didn't want to upset

her. They get very upset.

This channel is dead compared to what it

used to be. Yeah, tell me about it.

Maybe when I'm back in Japan, things will

pick up again.

People only find me interesting when I've

got some kind of relationship drama.

Yeah, I like small faces too, because

that's attractive. Who likes

a big fat head? Unless she's—

I mean, you could have a very pretty girl,

but she's got a big head. She's got nice

features and she's pretty, but she's got a

massive head. That could be a possibility,

but usually the bigger the head is, the

uglier the person is. That's, that's just

how it goes, unfortunately.

You know, it's going to be our 10-year

anniversary since I got chlamydia. When

was it? It was 2014. I think it was summer

2014 when I got with the chlamydia

girlfriend. 10-year anniversary. I wonder

what she's up to.

Why do you think my channel's so dead?

I think it's because I got nothing going

on drama-wise, and people

only care about the drama or You know,

weird people I encounter. Since I refuse

to meet anyone, there's none of that

anymore.

You don't do anything interesting. Um,

excuse me, I went to the death railway

where 100,000 people died.

At the hands of the Japanese. Come on,

how's that not interesting?

40,000 Malaysian people died, 50,000

Burmese, 7,000 English,

2,000 Australian.

For some reason there were no Americans.

I guess because at that time America

didn't— oh, they had the Philippines. How

come they didn't send any of the Americans

from the Philippines?

Why don't you interview people? Because I

suck at talking to people.

It's a shame you didn't cross the railway.

Oh, on the railway. No, that was so scary.

She looks scared as well. The scariest

thing is when other people are coming the

opposite way and you've got to squeeze by.

And you know— oh my God, the thing

you're walking on is like a very thin,

rickety plank of metal that they bolted in

the middle of the track, and it looks so

scary. Like, when you step on it, it bends

and creaks. There's no way I would have

walked on that.

She took a video of it,

of the metal sheets that you walk on. It

looked really scary. And then when people

come the other way, you've got to, like,

squeeze by them. I'm really— me, if I was

with Mila, she would have moaned at me

nonstop. You know, one time on the way

back from The Hague, we passed a theme

park and then Mila wanted to go into it

and she tried to get me to ride on one of

those big swinging rides. And I just— I

had to put my foot down and refuse. But

she whined on and on trying to get me to

ride it. She was like, come on, Daniel,

come on, please don't be so boring,

Daniel. Come on. And then I said,

what did I say? I said, if you love me,

then you would respect my wish to not want

to ride it. And then she was like, if you

love me, then you would ride it.

Because that shows how much you love me.

And I was like, no, if you love me, then

you respect my desire not to ride it. I

ended up not riding it and we just went

home. But at that moment I felt like

she's probably going to dump me now

because she thinks I'm boring. Yeah,

well, I'd rather just risk girls thinking

I'm boring than risk my life on a death

ride. Never let girls force

you into doing something you don't want to

do. If you don't want to do it, don't do

it. If she dumps you because of that,

then whatever. My firm rule is

I will never put my life at risk or do

something I feel really scared of, like

riding a roller coaster, just because the

girl's nagging at me. Just say no.

If they don't like it, they can shove it.

I'm scared of heights, if you didn't

realize, and I'm scared of things like

roller coasters, so I would never ride it.

And I think the girl should respect your

wishes if you don't want to do it. She

shouldn't keep trying to push you.

Otherwise it means they don't respect you.

The only reason I survived this long in

life is because I'm a coward and I wuss

out on dangerous things. I'm not going to

die. Imagine how ironic it would be if I

died on the death rail. No thanks.

How's your investments going? I lost all

my gains on Tesla. I had 15-18% gain

on Tesla and now it's like -1%.

Tesla tanked. You know why? Because the

stupid people in Yemen have been attacking

the cargo ships. I am

fully behind the airstrikes on Yemen.

Screw them. I think Tesla

Gigafactory in Berlin had to stop

production for 2 weeks because they can't

get the materials because the shipping

container ships are getting attacked in

the Red Sea.

Oh, my gold stock went up because of the

attacks. Every time there's some kind of

military conflict that destabilizes the

world, gold goes up.

I really hope no one in the West is

whining about the airstrikes, saying, oh,

it's evil, we killed 5 people. Boo-hoo,

5 people, who cares?

What's more important, global trade or

like 10 rebel people living in the

mountains bombing innocent shipping

containers? Screw them, bomb the fuck out

of them for all I care. Should bomb the

whole place. Stupid Yemen.

Stupid France and that other country

refused to join join in with

the bombing. So America wants to create

a coalition of naval ships to protect the

area, and then some countries are refusing

to participate even though they have

shipping going through that area. They're

like, oh no, we don't want to make,

make the rebels angry. Imagine Napoleon.

Napoleon would be rolling in his grave at

the pussiness of France right now. If it

was Napoleon, he'd freaking invade the

People become such wusses now.

It makes me ashamed to be British.

I feel so sad at how the world has become.

No one's got any balls anymore.

I don't know how they built that, that

railway in Thailand though. I walked

outside for like 20 minutes and I felt

like I was going to collapse from the

heat. It was so hot. I was drenched in

sweat just walking for— I don't know how

they, they dug through solid rock without

being properly fed as well. They were

being fed like 6 ounces of rice whilst

doing hard manual labor for 18 hours a

day. I would just collapse on the first

day and get shot, probably.

Well, no ads on today's stream, I guess.

I wonder if I get any ads. Oh, it's green!

What? Why does that always happen?

It's like I'm really careful and I don't

swear, and then it goes yellow, and then I

just You know, start with all the war

talk, controversial statements, and it's

It's interesting you keep up with world

affairs. Well, yeah, I find it very

interesting. Some people

are like, oh, I don't watch the news. I

don't know what's going on. I don't want

to know. It's so sad.

The news is always depressing and people

dying. Oh, it's so sad. I don't want to

know. They just— they choose

to be ignorant and oblivious to what's

going on in the world, as if the world's

all roses and daisies and everyone's super

happy tree friends. They got

such a naive outlook on the world.

My sister's like that too. I said to her,

I went to a really cool place, Thailand.

100,000 people died during the war. My

sister's like, oh, why does war have to

exist? If only men didn't exist and

women were in charge, this wouldn't

happen. And I was like, if only women

existed and were in charge, we would have

gone extinct a long time ago. We wouldn't

even have survived the Stone Age.

How are we going to hunt the woolly

mammoth with only women?

We wouldn't even have fire and

electricity, probably.

And so then we ended up having this

massive debate about what the world would

be like if women were in charge and there

were no men. Never gonna

happen. It's just impossible.

Even if men disappeared and only women

existed, women would have to take

on a masculine role to secure resources

and security. There's finite,

limited resources. What's going to happen?

Are the women going to get together and

say, okay, you can have 20% and then we'll

have 20% of the oil and you can have some

too. We'll share it all because we believe

in equality.

All it would take is one woman who's

bigger than the other women, who has got a

bit more testosterone, to be like, screw

you, I'm having 25%. If you don't like

that, then fight me. Fight me,

bitch. If you want 20%, I'm taking 50%.

If you don't like it, then what are you

going to do about it? That's what would

happen. And then they'll just end up

fighting, wouldn't they? And then the

bigger, stronger ones would use violence

because why not? If you've got the size

and the firepower, why wouldn't you use

it? Be like, piss off, smaller person.

I'm taking half. You take 20%.

I'm taking it all. You can get

effed. I'm not sharing it.

So how are you going to enforce pure

equality without it resulting in violence?

It's just impossible. Everyone would have

to agree to sharing everything equally.

I think women are just as

vicious, or maybe more vicious than men,

but just in other ways.

I don't think it's fair to blame men for

all the atrocities and suffering in the

world. That's just the world we live in,

unfortunately. It's bomb or be bombed.

I'd rather be the one bombing than being

bombed.

Elon Musk said it as well. He said, yes,

war is very tragic and everything, but

maybe there would be an even more tragic

existence without war.

Maybe, maybe there'd be even more

suffering without war.

So for that reason, I'm pro-war.

Talking to my sister can be frustrating

sometimes,

but I'm not going to fight. I'm just lucky

enough to be a descendant of a country

that was very successful when it

came to war. So I had to reap the

benefits.

I don't think there's going to be a war

soon though, and even if there was going

to be one, the days of millions of men

getting sent, conscripted and sent to

trenches, those days are over, and modern

wars would just be fought using drones and

aircraft carriers and advanced missile

technology. I don't think it's ever going

to get to a point where a nation has to

resort to conscripting millions of its

civilians. It's never going to happen.

We've got nukes now. We don't need

millions of men, lots of

men in trenches in Ukraine. Well, yeah,

if you get invaded, but who's going to

invade the UK? No one's going to invade

Is that

Ukraine thing still going on? I haven't

heard anything about it. I heard Coach Red

Pill died. That was kind of unfortunate.

I don't really feel sad about it anymore.

I felt very sad when people thought he

died— when was it, last year? But then he

didn't leave. He got arrested, imprisoned

for a couple weeks, and then he didn't

learn anything from it. He carried on

crapping on Zelensky on his YouTube

videos. He didn't leave the

country when he could have. Why didn't he

leave when he could have left? And then he

finally tried to leave after he got bailed

out of prison, and then they caught him

again, and apparently he got sick in

prison and he died.

So now I'm just thinking, you had plenty

of chances to leave and shut up talking

crap about Zelensky, but he didn't.

I don't know what his problem was. Why is

he so stupid? I used to watch him back in

2018 when he was Coach Red Pill, and I

used to really enjoy his content. And I

looked up to him thinking he was like a

wise old man,

makes good money, has a comfy life,

online businesses. He knows how the world

works. And then he does— goes and does

something so stupid like crapping on

Zelensky whilst living in Ukraine.

What do you think was going to happen?

That would be like me being in Thailand

and saying you know what about you know

who. Even I'm not that dumb.

I thought he was a smart man.

I'm going to miss him, though. I really,

I really enjoyed listening to his thoughts

on the economy and geopolitics and stuff

The Taiwan election.

I didn't know they had an election. I saw

one. I was browsing on Google News. I

think I saw one thumbnail of the guy who

won it. Not really interested.

Is that good or bad or what?

I'm losing a lot of money on my Chinese

stocks. I invested £1,800.

Actually £2,200, but it's now £1,800. I'm

down £400. I'm down nearly 20%.

I keep buying the dip, but the deep— the

dip keeps dipping. When's China gonna

bounce back? Surely it's gonna bounce

eventually.

Check my messages.

It's so nice having short hair again. It

takes, takes like 5 minutes to wash my

hair and dry it now. It took ages when it

was longer. Trying to dry my hair took

ages and my head was getting really hot

as well. I don't know how girls have

really long hair in hot countries.

I can't believe how easy it is to cut your

own hair, and people still waste loads of

money paying other people to cut it for

them. I would never go and pay to get my

hair cut. It's so easy. You just get

scissors and you're choo choo choo choo

choo choo choo choo choo choo choo.

I think I'm really good at it now. I don't

even need a mirror to cut the back of my

head. I just cut it by touching it. I grab

the hair at the back and I twist it and I

just cut off whatever's sticking out.

And I can feel it if there's like a chunk

on the back that's too long. Doesn't it

look good? Okay, it's a bit

lumpy there. I think it looks pretty good

considering I did it without looking.

Can't see the back of my head.

Can you drive? Yep. Some people

in my comments were still making fun of me

saying I can't drive. I can drive. I got a

driving license last year. I want

to go to the BYD car shop or

whatever they call it, because my

girlfriend said you can do a test drive

for free. I want to do it. I mean,

I want her to do the test drive and I sit

next to her because I want to see what

they're like. They look really nice. I'm

seeing the BYD electric cars from China

everywhere now. You can really tell

they've overtaken Tesla. They're just

everywhere. You go to any of the big fancy

shopping centers, in the car park I saw

loads. They've really blown up.

The problem with hairdressers is I'm not

very good at explaining how I want my hair

cut because I suck at communication. So

they don't know how I want it, and I'm not

good at explaining it. Basically, I want

my fringe to not be above my eyebrow.

Last time I went to get my haircut, they

cut my stupid fringe in half, and it was

like— I don't know, it was like,

like that, with both

my eyebrows visible. Looked really stupid.

I like to have my fringe come over my

eyebrow like that. Like Hitler's

hairstyle. And then I like my ear to be

semi-exposed like that with a small

sideburn. I don't want them to completely

cut off my sideburn.

They just don't know how I want it cut.

Only I know. So it's best if I do it.

I took a picture of a visual kei J-pop

J-rock Japanese man, and I said, can you

cut it like this? And then they didn't cut

it anything like the picture. Messed up my

fringe, messed up my sideburns. It looked

Although, yeah, you got a point there.

If you're getting your hair cut by an

attractive woman, that's pretty nice.

The problem is, when I was a kid, the

woman that cut my hair was like a big,

fat, middle-aged British woman with

massive boobs that would press into your

face when she leaned over.

Yeah, I guess it would be nice if it's an

attractive girl in her 20s. She's like

touching your ear.

Maybe that's why men like to get their

hair cut. Maybe I'm missing the point.

Now I'm kind of interested in getting a

haircut. I want to get my ears cleaned.

Oh, there's a service. I think in Japan

they do this service where they pluck your

white hairs because I get some white hairs

on the back of my head in Japan.

It's a thing to get your ears cleaned.

You put your head on their lap and then

they'll clean you. My ex-Korean girlfriend

used to do it for me and it was so nice.

You sit on the bed and then you put your

head onto her lap and then she like

carefully cleans the inside of your ears.

Really relaxing. And then she also used to

give me a hot flannel face massage. Which

was so good. You get a flannel or a face

cloth and then wring it under hot water,

and then she would massage my face with

it. So relaxing. I haven't done that in a

while. I might do it again.

Yeah, those hair washes— hair, I mean,

the place where you get a haircut and a

hair wash and they massage your head— that

looks really nice.

Gimme a Break Man used to do those videos

and he would fall asleep.

The problem is, I don't know,

I feel too— it's weird. I would say I feel

socially awkward for doing that, but then

I don't, don't have any problems getting

the other thing done.

The other thing. Yeah, it's also socially

awkward until the moment when you're both

naked and then it's not really that

awkward anymore.

And then some people go and get— they get

the hair downstairs removed,

waxed by a professional. Chihiro used to

do that. She said this nurse would

like wax her areas and they'd just be

casually chatting while she's got her legs

spread and getting waxed. I don't know how

she's comfortable doing that. So weird.

Japanese are very not embarrassed

about being naked.

Oh yeah, you know the tax people? They

wanted me to pay £1,400 for

for this year's tax in advance. So

actually I finished off paying all my tax,

but they still said you owe 720

for the first half of 2023. There's a

button you can press. It says reduce my

amount owed. So I clicked it and it said,

how much do you want to reduce the amount

you owe by? And I put, I want to reduce it

down to zero. And then it asks you why and

it says, there's a button that says,

because my business is no longer

profitable. So I clicked on that. I put,

my business has made less income, less

profit. So I clicked it, and then the next

day it said, you owe zero. So I got out of

paying for this year's tax just by

pressing that button. But I didn't have to

pay anyway because I have made such little

money that it's now below the tax taxable

amount. And I've been in Thailand for a

year, so I shouldn't have to pay anything.

Also, they haven't questioned me about

2018. They questioned me as far

back as 2019, but they haven't mentioned

2018, which is when my YouTube channel

blew up and I made a shovel ton of money.

But I was living in Japan, so they can't

touch me. Maybe that's why I was in Japan

for all of 2018.

Yeah, I could say this laptop is a

business expense to write off, but I don't

have to because I've made such little

money. I've made under £12,000.

If you make over £12,500, then anything

above that is taxable by, I don't know,

20%. I don't have to pay anything because

I've— let's just say I voluntarily tanked

my own channel to make less money. See,

clever. You think my channel died because

I'm boring now? Maybe I just purposefully

became boring to make less money, to not

have to pay tax, because I'm a genius.

In 2018, I must have made like $28K or

something. It was crazy. My channel blew

up. I made like $4K in March and April.

$4,000 in a month. I have never made so

much money before.

And then thanks to the drama, I managed to

keep people watching to be able to carry

on making at least $2,500 a month for a

couple months.

I'm hungry. Oh my God. We went to the

fancy shopping center, the fancy

supermarket yesterday, and I swear we just

did our normal shop. But the bill came to

nearly triple what we usually pay at the

cheap supermarket.

It came to about $90.

Usually I pay about $40, $30 to

get the same amount. I don't know, I think

we did buy more, and I don't know if it's

more expensive because the prices are

higher or they just have more of the food

that I like because it's like an

international big supermarket.

We usually go to Lotus, which is like a

local Thai supermarket. They've got some

Western food, but not as much.

But I got so much good food, like steaks,

ribeyes, sausage rolls.

What else did I get?

I got celery. Usually they don't sell

celery in Thai supermarkets. Thai people

don't seem to eat celery. My girlfriend

doesn't like it. She says it's horrible.

And bitter.

So I got a load of celery and asparagus,

which you don't usually see in a lot of

Thai supermarkets.

I'm gonna have sausage rolls for lunch.

And I used Revolut, so if I

had used my UK bank, they would have

charged me 3% for the bank conversion fee,

and I got 1% cashback. So actually I saved

4% on my shopping, so I'm pretty happy

with that. The trick is, so you get a 0%

conversion fee for converting the

currency, but on the weekend you get a 1%

fee even on Revolut. So what I do is I

convert maybe £100 into baht during

the weekday and I get the 0% conversion

fee. And then you can store the currency

in Revolut so you can use it later. So I

just store like a certain amount of baht

so in case I go shopping on the weekend,

I just use the baht that's in my account

already instead of having to convert it.

We went to a Thai restaurant. I didn't

really like the food. We got the chicken

dish, it was okay, and some spicy sweet

sauce, it was okay.

I'm not really a fan of Thai food.

I bought a steak and I cooked it at home.

It's pretty good. Steak,

celery, and red pepper stir-fry.

I really like celery because it's crunchy

and it's got a bit of a bitter flavor to

it. Did you buy any Bitcoin? I bought £5.

I don't know when to buy it. It keeps

crashing and then rallying and then

crashing. Right now it's kind of crashing,

isn't it? I want to get MicroStrategy as

my Bitcoin investment because I can't

actually buy Bitcoin on my trading app.

I don't know if the Bitcoin ETF is coming

to it. I think MicroStrategy is is

a good one that tracks Bitcoin.

I'm hungry now talking about food.

I was so fed up in the Death Railway

place. I couldn't wait to come back to

Bangkok. The first day was exciting. The

second day got kind of tedious. By the

third day, I was so fed up. That area is

so miserable. It's just like endless

mountainous wasteland of nothing.

It kind of felt like one of those American

states where it's just like an endless

desert with some mountains in the

background, with a road going through it

and a few buildings here and there. It was

so empty and barren.

Just endless nothingness,

jungle and mountains. I don't know why,

it just feels kind of depressing to

see no civilization.

And then we got back to Bangkok and I was

like, oh, thank God, civilization.

I really feel miserable spending too much

time outside of Bangkok. I don't know why.

The countryside is just so barren.

It looks like an alien world. Alien Mars

landscape.

And it was so hot. You step out of the car

and do a bit of walking and you just end

up drenched in sweat.

And the hotel sucked. Did you see the

hotel? I booked it because I wanted a nice

fancy 5-star hotel, and I got, I got a

discount because Yeah,

I found a good deal with cashback, so I

got a good price for it, so I wanted to

book it. But it was like a hotel my dad

would have booked when we were kids. The

kind of hotel European old people would

book. It had colonial style and old world

charm, but there were no people there. We

go down for breakfast and there's like 2

other people. A white man with a Thai

girlfriend. The whole place was so empty,

it felt weird.

It was very grand and nice looking, but it

felt dead, like dead inside.

You could imagine in the '80s or '90s this

place would have been so amazing.

People would have dreamed to stay at a

5-star hotel like that. But the room just—

the room was rubbish. Everything was old.

The river view room, which I paid extra

for river view, you couldn't even see the

river. The river was so far away, and they

gave us a stupid ground floor instead of

the room upstairs, so you could barely see

I like it when there's not many people

because it's not crowded, but if there's

no people, it feels kind of sad. No,

no liveliness or anything.

I noticed when you check out of a hotel in

Thailand, they, they don't let you leave

straight away because they always got to

check to see if the room is okay. You can

really tell that Thailand is a low-trust

society. Number 1, The passport

sucks. There's not many countries Thai

people can go to without a visa. They

can't go to the UK or European countries

or America without a visa because Thai

people have a reputation of going on

holiday and then just illegally working or

illegally staying in the country. So the

people have a reputation of like being

dishonest and scammy. That's why the

passport is weak. And then they're

constantly trying to scam foreigners. And

then even when you check out of a hotel,

they got to go and check the room and talk

with the cleaners to make sure the room is

okay before you leave. And then some

restaurants, they make you pay before you

get the meal. We went to a restaurant

as well, and they, they made us pay before