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Back's fine, but this fringe

bit, I don't know. Don't know what to do

with it. If I grow it long, it looks

stupid. If I cut it off, it looks stupid.

If I do this, it looks really stupid.

Now it looks even worse. I hate my hair.

I haven't spoken to my mum since Sunday.

It's so awkward. We're just avoiding each

other. I stay up in my room until 1

o'clock, then that's when she goes to

work. And then she comes home around 9,

and she just comes home, she goes straight

up to her room. She doesn't even come into

the living room now.

She was pretty upset about the video I

made. I'm not sure why she's so upset

though. I didn't really say anything that

horrible, did I? I just said she keeps

nagging me and she keeps saying horrible

things about people. The truth hurts.

I don't understand it. She says horrible

things, and then when you point out that

she's saying horrible things, she gets

defensive and Upset. Don't say

horrible things then, and then people

won't complain about you saying horrible

What happened to my ashes video? I decided

to take it down. I was scared that I might

get a strike for violent content or

something. You know what YouTube is like

these days. I don't want to risk not being

able to stream for 90 days. Especially in

Germany when— where I really, I really

want to stream in Germany. So if I got a

stream ban for 90 days whilst I'm in

Germany, that would be terrible. I'd have

to go back on Twitch where I only get 50

viewers, which is boring when I only have

50 viewers.

What about the lawsuit? I'm not really

worried about it now. I don't really feel

worried about telling you that I'm going

to meet a girl.

The people have convinced me that I

shouldn't be worried, so I'll just listen

to them since it suits my convenience.

Is the girl fat? No, I wouldn't go

all the way to Germany to meet a fat girl,

would I? Wouldn't be worth it. I'm not

that desperate.

Didn't my wife contact me again? No, she

didn't. I don't know what's going on. I

haven't heard anything. I haven't got any

letters.

I wouldn't even know if she filed the

divorce papers unless she sent me a

letter. Is she

Asian? No, she's white.

She's a tranny. I was a bit worried that

she might be a guy. I don't think

she's a guy because she voluntarily gave

me her phone number. And if I phoned her,

then I would have found out if she was a

guy or not. But I decided not to phone her

because I don't like doing voice chat.

Makes me feel nervous. I don't think

someone would be that cruel to trick me

into coming all the way to Germany and

pretend to be a girl.

Oh, thank you, T-pop Fever. I do not

have a small Chinko.

No, I'm not telling you where I'm staying

in Germany. I don't want

people showing up, and there's

not going to be a fan meeting. I'm sorry,

I'm just not that kind of person who wants

to be surrounded by loads of people.

Maybe no one would turn up. Maybe 2 people

would. It's not really something I feel

comfortable with. I should at least video

chat. I don't see the point. I trust her.

I believe she's a girl. I video chatted

with the single mother and Tomoko. That

didn't really help anything.

Have I seen her booty? No, I haven't.

I'm 91% sure she's a girl.

She looks very feminine. I, I cannot see

how that could be a guy, although I have

been fooled a few times. There was this

one person and he sent me nudes. He looks

so girly. And then after I sent him nudes

back, he admitted that he's actually a

guy. Happened several times now.

They're really good at fooling people,

I guess.

So tricky these days. You have all these

guys who look like girls. And then they

don't tell you that they're actually guys.

Oh, thank you, Zorian. Have I ever watched

Doctor Who? Not properly. I've seen bits

and pieces of it, but it doesn't look

interesting. It looks kind of dumb. Have

you ever watched Doctor Who? I don't

understand what the big fuss about Doctor

Who is. It looks kind of silly.

Does she look German? I think she does

look pretty German. She has brown hair.

I'm not sure how to describe her eyes.

They don't look blue. They're like

bluish-greyish colour.

It doesn't matter. Even if she is a guy,

I'm still gonna go. I just wouldn't

bamboozle her. Or would I?

I don't— I don't think I would. I don't

think I could make it stand if I found out

it was a guy. Just knowing that he's a guy

would completely turn me off and I'd just

lose my erection. That's what I

think. I could be wrong. I could be

aroused by it. Who knows? Then I can make

a video, my gay experience in Germany.

Or I can make a coming out video. I'm bi.

That could go viral. I would,

um, do it with a guy if I could

get a viral video out of it. I might get a

different kind of virus though.

The HIV kind.

Who gave me €100? A very generous person.

Thank you. I was watching the Ice Poseidon

stream in Japan. I donated £5. He didn't

even read out my message. I was very

upset. I was sitting there recording the

screen hoping he would react. He didn't.

He was just chatting to his boring

girlfriend the whole time.

Wasn't a very interesting stream. They

just walked around with this huge guy who

had dreadlocks and went into

a fugu restaurant. I don't know why— why

do Americans and tourists have this

fascination over fugu, blowfish?

It's not that interesting. And they keep

making jokes it's going to kill them.

It's not going to kill you.

What was my donation message? It was, my

wife, my Japanese wife wants to sue me,

so I'm banned from Japan or something. He

should go to Tobita Shinchi. That would be

funny. He'd get chased out for filming.

What am I excited to eat there? I don't

really know what kind of food Germany has.

I'm excited to eat the bacon, to see what

the bacon tastes like.

And I might, I might buy one of those gas,

little gas cookers for the Airbnb.

Some of the— most of the Airbnbs have

kitchens, but they're not really kitchens.

They're just like a little hole in the

wall, and it has one counter, and it has 2

hobs, and it's really, really cramped.

There's more expensive Airbnbs that have a

proper big kitchen, but then they're more

expensive. I'm not sure how much I want to

spend on the Airbnb. I still haven't

booked one. I'm not sure. I've only booked

one night at a hotel, and then I guess

I'll decide then. I don't know, I should

decide now really. I just don't really

know where I want to live.

I want a sofa. And I want a table so

I can put my laptop on, and I want some

kind of kitchen so

I can do cooking.

And what else do I want? That's about

it, really. Might have

to spend around £800 to £1,000

on it. I don't think it's too bad because

the, um, The aeroplane ticket is so cheap

to go to Germany. It only costs £100

compared to Japan, it would cost about

£700. So I'm saving a lot of money on the

airfare, so I guess I could spend a bit

more on getting a nice place.

He never reads the chat. I'm, I'm sitting

here reading it right now. When I look to

the side like this, look, I'm reading it

now. That's why I'm looking to the side.

Now I'm looking at myself. Now I'm looking

at the chat.

There's not much else to look at.

I just don't read the whole thing out

loud. That'd be stupid.

What happened to my Discord? Nothing.

This irritating thing keeps happening. I

keep trying to link the Discord and put it

into my channel description, but the link

keeps expiring even though I clicked on

never expire. I checked back a few days

later and it says this link has expired,

but I clicked on never expire. I don't, I

don't get it. So I gave up.

Now the Discord is a bit dead because new

people aren't joining because the link

keeps expiring.

Am I an actor? Yes, I'm studying

acting. Daniel is actually a character.

My dream is to To be an actor,

a theater actor in London.

Hmm, why am I cutting my own hair?

Because I want to.

Why not? Because it needs a bit of

Trimming. A little bit of balancing out.

Oh, this bit needs to be trimmed.

Okay, stop cutting. I'm gonna ruin it

before I go to Germany, then I'm gonna be

really upset with how it looks, then I

won't have any confidence, and I won't be

able to get the ladies. When will I get a

real job? Um,

when I need one.

I think it looks fine overall, it just

needs a tiny bit of balancing here and

there, nothing major.

I think this bit would be better when it

grows out a tiny bit longer.

Yeah, I think it looks okay.

My hair looks bad? Shut up, looks better

than your hair. Bet you don't even have

hair.

What else

do I need to do? Okay, let me get my MS

Paint list.

Things I

need to do.

So I have my euros,

that's, that's done.

I have my euros. What else do I need?

Book hotel, that's done.

Book Airbnb. Not done.

Um,

I've looked up train times, so I know what

time I'm leaving.

I'm just trying to think, what else do I

need to prepare? I know what time I'm

getting the train. I know how to get to

Heathrow by train.

Now that I think about it, it's gonna be

the first time ever that I've gone to the

airport by myself to get on a plane.

First time ever. It's a bit sad. Every

time before this time, my dad's always

taken me and my dad's always sent me off.

Now no one's going to send me off.

I don't actually know which terminal I'm

going on. I checked the flight details,

it just has a dash, doesn't say which

terminal.

It's a bit sad not having someone to send

you off. My mum doesn't give a shit.

She's just sulking like a child.

She wants me to say sorry. Why do I have

to say sorry? What did I do that's wrong?

I didn't constantly nag her and say

horrible things to her, did I?

Sorry for what? If I was going to

apologize, what should I say sorry for?

I said to her I was just feeling

depressed, don't take what I said in the

video seriously, and then she just left me

on read, and then she hasn't spoken to me

since then.

It's just kind of irritating when she

keeps saying that I don't clean up my mess

when I do.

And I do clean. I vacuum nearly every

day. Look, I even bought my own vacuum

I bought this for £120 so I can

do cleaning. It's a nice vacuum cleaner.

Whenever I do cooking, I always clean up.

I always wash my plates and put them back.

If I leave them— if I leave them out to

dry, if I leave the plate out to dry,

she'll say, oh, why did you leave all your

dirty plates lying around? And then if I

put them away, then she'll complain,

saying that they're not dry, and then that

the water would drip and make the wood

rot.

And then she's the one who just leaves

loads of cups soaked in water. There's a

couple of cups and bowls that have been in

the sink for days and days and days just

soaking in water. That's what's

irritating. It's okay for her to be a

slob, but with— if I'm just a tiny bit

slobbish, then she starts nagging. And

then she'll say, oh, it's my house.

Yeah, it's only your house because you

inherited it. You didn't do anything to

this house. It was all built by my dad.

Technically, it might be her house, but I

don't see it as her house. I see it as our

house or

my dad's house.

It's just annoying. But I don't nag her

about being a slob.

Even if it was my house, I wouldn't nag

her about it because it doesn't bother me.

I don't really care if there's some cups

in the sink. Or if there's some little

specks on the counter. I don't understand

why she's such an OCD clean freak when

she's not clean herself at all.

I think the reason why she nags is because

she, she sees me not working and that

probably irritates her.

She probably just sees me sit in my room

all day playing games and watching YouTube

and then she feels upset because she has

to work all day.

When I was working at the petrol station,

she didn't nag me when I was working at

the petrol station. She was probably

pretty happy that I had a job.

Yeah, she was quite happy when I had that

petrol station job. She used to say stuff

like, well, at least Daniel's got a job.

That's one less worry. I'm so glad Daniel

finally got a job. She used to say that,

even though it's a shit job and I hated it

and the pay was rubbish.

Maybe she doesn't see YouTube as a job.

No, she doesn't.

She doesn't really like,

um, my YouTube thing because she,

she thinks I'm just making people hate me

or making I'm just embarrassing myself.

She keeps saying, oh, all you do is talk

about sex. That's not true. I barely ever

talk about sex nowadays, especially now

because you get demonetized. When was the

last time I talked about sex on a video?

Look at my last 10 videos.

It's mostly been about divorce and my

dad and the funeral and my marriage being

over. Last time— last video I made

which was talking about sex was,

was last year in December.

Marriage update, my sex life is over. I

barely ever talk about sex in videos now.

The only time I talk about sex is in

livestreams because I don't care if the

video gets demonetized.

Yeah, maybe 2 years ago I made a lot of

content about sex.

So what? It's not really what I

It's just, it's just a frustrating

situation.

It hurts me. I feel hurt that she

looks down on what I do.

It would be nice if, you know, I got a bit

of praise. Bit of a support.

I just feel like I'm being— I don't know,

I just feel like she doesn't think

this is a good thing, whilst I think this

is the best thing that's ever happened to

me. I love being able to do YouTube as a

job. I think it's like my dream come true.

I couldn't think of anything else I would

rather be doing. But then everyone just

keeps telling me to stop doing it or to

get a job, and that pisses me off.

Just imagine this for an example. Imagine

you really want to become a singer and

you're trying your best to make songs and

you're making some good money off it, but

then everyone around you keeps telling you

to stop singing and get a real job. How

irritated would you feel if that was you?

That's me. I'm trying to do

what I want to do, and then everyone just

keeps trying to discourage me.

Imagine you want to be an artist and

you're trying your best to do drawings or

paintings, and you're actually making

progress and you're making a living off

it, but people keep telling you to stop

drawing and get a real job. They keep

trying to put you down. I feel like I'm

surrounded by those people. My mum,

people in the comments.

It just, it doesn't really motivate me.

I bet even if I had a million subs and I

was making so much money, people would

still be telling me to get a job. I don't

know why people like telling me to get a

job so much. I don't see any other

YouTubers have people telling them

to get a job. It's just weird why

people want me to get a job so badly.

Why? Oh, thank you, Kim.

Believe in yourself and do what you want

to do. I am, and I will. It's just a bit

depressing when everyone's just so

unsupportive. Not everyone.

I know most people are supportive,

but it's the— it's the unsupportive people

who are the most vocal about it.

People— some people seem to think that me

getting a job would be good for me. When

I've had jobs in the past and it didn't

make me a better person, it didn't make me

feel happier. I just felt more depressed

and stressed out.

I've never felt happy having a job before.

It's boring having a job. You have to go

to the same boring place every day, do

these boring tasks that you don't want to

do, put up with people you don't really

like, deal with irritating customers. Why

would you want someone

to get a job when they don't have to?

I'd rather sit in my room playing Rainbow

Six all day than standing in a petrol

station serving customers all day.

I didn't feel fulfilled at all working at

a petrol station or in a kitchen or in an

office or in a convenience store.

How do I make my living? By making videos

on YouTube and livestreaming.

Do I get money from playing Rainbow Six?

No, I just

have fun. Although I was thinking of

recording my best, funniest kill moments

and then putting it all into a

10-minute-long montage,

but I'm too lazy to.

Why not livestream Rainbow Six? Because my

internet sucks. And you people aren't

interested in games. I used to try

streaming games, and as soon as I turned

the game on, everyone left.

Nearly half of the audience left. So I

just stopped streaming games because

apparently people aren't interested.

What if YouTube goes away? I don't know.

What if a plane crashes into my house?

What if I step on a nail and my foot gets

amputated? What if— you can say what if

about anything. It's just stupid to keep

saying what if this and what if that. I

don't know. When it happens, it'll happen,

and then I'll adapt to the new situation.

I do think about it sometimes. What if

YouTube shuts down or my channel just

dies? Well,

then I have to get a job, won't I?

Otherwise I'll starve. If it's between

starving and getting a job, then I'll get

a job. I'm not suicidal.

If my channel got banned, I'd go onto

Twitch. And try and make it on Twitch,

but it probably won't be enough. So I'd

get— I'd get a job whilst doing Twitch.

Apart from YouTube, there's not really

anything else. There's not— there's no

other platforms you could do. There's

Twitch, but it's really hard to make it on

Twitch.

I don't really know what else I could do

to make money.

People keep saying drawing, but I don't

like drawing anymore. I don't know how to

make money from drawing. Who's gonna pay

me money to do drawings? No one's gonna

I don't like doing commissions. I don't

like when people tell me what to draw and

then keep saying that they don't like this

and they don't like that. Make the hand

bigger, make his legs longer. Do it

yourself then.

Develop a hobby. I have hobbies. I play

Rainbow Six, I play piano, I play

football, I make videos,

I do streaming. I think that's quite a lot

of hobbies. I do cooking. I have

loads of hobbies.

Also, you have to remember that I've only

been doing YouTube for about 2 years.

I've— no, wait,

2017. I don't think that really counts

because I was barely making anything. I'd

say I've only been living off YouTube for

a year and 4 months.

Before then, I was still doing what I'm

doing now. I was still just flying around

to different countries and meeting girls

and having sex and playing games. Not

being a YouTuber didn't stop me from

what I'm doing now. It just took me longer

to save up money, and I had to go to the

job center. And I had to do jobs here and

then— here and there.

I'd still do the same. I'd just get a job

for a couple months, save up some money,

and then go somewhere.

The only bonus of doing YouTube is that I,

I don't have to get a job.

How do I have all this money to fly to

different countries and meet girls?

Because I know how to save money. I don't

have a social life and I'm pretty good at

saving. I'm pretty frugal.

Oh, do you want to see my new laptop?

It's very nice.

New and improved.

Look at it, it's beautiful. I made a bit

of a mistake though because I was certain

that my old laptop in Japan was a 15-inch,

but it was actually a 17-inch.

So I got a 15-inch thinking that it would

be the same size as my old one, but it's

not. It's a lot smaller, as you can see.

And the screen does feel a lot smaller

than the 17-inch, so I'm a bit

disappointed, and I don't have time to

refund it and get a new one, so I'm kind

of stuck with it. It's alright, I guess.

It also feels a lot smaller because I've

been using this 27-inch monitor for about

4 months, and it's a bit weird going

from 27-inch down to 15-inch.

What are the specs? It's a GTX 1060,

Core i7 8th generation,

SSD 128GB, 1TB hard drive,

and what else?

It's got lots of vents underneath,

lots of gratings to let the heat

out. It's nice

because it's a lot more compact. The

17-inch was huge, it felt really big and

it was really heavy. This feels really

nice and small, nice and compact. Look, I

can use it like this.

I think it's a lot better than getting an

iPad Pro or a Surface Pro. Why, why would

you waste money getting a Surface Pro when

it's so expensive? If you wanted a Surface

Pro with a keyboard, it would cost you

£1,000, same as this, but the specs on the

Surface Pro are nowhere near as good as

this.

And then the iPad Pro costs £700, but then

you can't really do anything on it. It's

just like a big— it's a big phone. Can't

play Rainbow Six on an iPad.

Why would I waste money buying a laptop?

It's not a waste. I bought it so I can

play Rainbow Six and stream from it.

I'll do streams like I'm doing now in

Germany. And I'll bring this

webcam that I'm using.

It costs £1,000.

Very nice. It's, it's a tiny

bit better than my old one. Not by much

though, it's almost identical specs. The

only difference is it has a better cooling

system. It has 7 heat pipes instead of 6.

Don't know how much of a difference

that'll make, but it's the same graphics

card, same processor, same storage.

Basically all the same

apart from the size.

Yeah, I like it.

I'm not gonna bring my Switch. I don't

know about the Switch. I never play it and

I never feel like playing it. There's

nothing on the Switch that I want to play,

so there's no point taking it.

If I'm so frugal, why don't I try getting

my stuff back from my wife? Because She

won't send it back to me. If she won't

send it, then what can I do? And no,

flying all the way to Japan to get my

stuff is not an option.

Why, why would I spend £700+ on

air tickets to get back something that

would cost me £1,000? I'd only be

saving a couple hundred pounds, but then

I'd be losing all that time flying all the

way to Japan and then flying back. And

then I might get arrested if she sued me.

I'm not gonna fly halfway across the world

just to save a couple hundred pounds. And

she wouldn't give it back to me anyway.

What am I gonna do, smash the door down?

If she's not gonna give it back to me,

there's no point getting all upset and

raging about it. It's not a huge loss.

The only thing of value was the laptop.

The iPad Pro was pretty old, so I don't

really care about that.

Oh, thank you, Andy. Connects laptop to a

monitor. I can't bring a monitor to

Germany. It's too big. But if I stay in

Germany long-term, I could get a monitor.

I'm not sure. I don't really care that

much about having a huge screen. It's

silly people saying that I should go and

get my stuff and waste all that money on

air tickets, waste all that time flying

there, and then I can't even— I can't

force her to give me my stuff back. And

she's moved now. Actually, I don't know if

she's moved yet. She said she's moving

middle of April. It's not quite middle of

TKO Sam, plus you have several thousand

pounds worth of gear and clothes. It's not

really several thousand. I left a few

clothes behind, but it's not worth a lot.

I just left a couple shirts and a couple

hoodies. I left— I can't remember how much

that laptop cost. It cost about— I

think it was $1,800 or $1,600

US dollars. How much is that in pounds?

It's about £1,200.

But buying a plane ticket would cost me

£700 or £800, and then it's

just so much trouble. She, she wouldn't

let me back into the house,

and I'm too lazy to fly all the way there

and fly all the way back, so buying a new

one makes more sense.

What about the bag my dad got me? Uh, I

just have to forget about that.

I bought a new bag, which is nicer. It's

time to let go of certain things.

It must be the 3rd time she's had to throw

my clothes away. How many times has she

chucked my clothing away? Every single

time I left, she put my stuff in a bag and

chucked it out, and it was all gone when I

came back.

Oh, a few, few nights ago I was on

Instagram and I was looking at my messages

and I scrolled way back until last year,

October-ish, and guess who messaged me and

I didn't even notice? Belle Delphine sent

me a picture of a duck and And then she

sent me another picture of her throwing

the duck up into the air. And then she

asked me, do you like my duck? And I just

replied at the time, yeah, it's cute. I

didn't even know it was her. I clicked on

her name and it's her, 2.4 million

followers or something. And I replied

again just out of boredom a few nights

ago. I said, how's your duck? She said it

wasn't alive. It's a taxidermy duck. And

then we had a little chat about Game of

Thrones and the shed in my garden. It was

a bit weird. She's funny.

She's a bit strange. Why does she have

dead ducks? She said they're not

alive. I thought I thought it was alive.

Daniel, did you go to college? Yes, for 4

weeks, and then I quit because it was so

boring. Did not like college.

When am I coming to Italy? When a nice

Italian girl messages me. Until then,

probably won't ever go.

I went to Kei College

in Ashford. I tried studying computer

science, but it was really, really boring.

Hated it so much. We had to learn about

binary and motherboards,

and they treated me like a kid even though

I was 23. I want to be treated like an

adult, but the entire class was just full

of 16 and 17-year-olds, and I was the

oldest person there. I felt like such an

oldie. Although I probably look the

same age as them. Yeah,

don't study computer science if you're not

into technical things and mathematics. I

thought it'd be cool to study computer

science and then learn how to code and

then become one of those coding geniuses,

but it's not really my cup of tea.

I don't really feel like you need to go to

college. If there's something you're

passionate about, just Google it. There's

loads of courses online.

I think everything can be done on YouTube.

If you're an artist, make, make an

illustration channel or an animated

channel. If you're into music, then Make

music on YouTube like Bill Wurtz does.

If you want to be a filmmaker, then make

films, put on YouTube. Everything you

could just do on YouTube, can't you?

You're into woodworking? Well, make some

stuff out of wood and make videos about

it, and then call your channel The

Woodsman. You can do pretty much

everything on YouTube now. You don't need

to go to college.

There's channels on YouTube about nearly

everything or anything.

How much do I make from YouTube a month?

$5,000.

Ahahaha.

Would be nice. I wish I was making $5,000.

Would you believe me? There was

a time when I made over $4,000 a month,

but that time is long gone.

If everyone made YouTube videos, the world

would go to hell. Yeah, that's true.

Sometimes I wonder why doesn't everyone

just do YouTube and then not work? But

then that wouldn't be a great idea. The

whole world would fall apart. It is a bit

scary. I guess it's a good thing that it's

difficult to make money off YouTube.

Otherwise, anyone and everyone would just

I still don't quite understand why

everyone doesn't do it. It's so easy. You

just don't even need a camera, just use

your phone. There's— I bet there's

millions of people out there who's more

interesting than I am. I don't even think

I'm that interesting. I just sit in my

room all day playing games and moaning

about things.

Would I come to the States?

Dunno.

It's not like girls from the States

haven't messaged me. It's just that

there's something about America that

intimidates me. I guess I watch too much

drama and movies. It just really scared

Would I keep the stream up? Probably not,

because I have a video to upload. Take the

stream down, put the video up, and then

it's bon voyage to England.

Next time I see you, I'll be in the

fatherland.

Hopefully I'll be able to do a quick vlog

before my business partner arrives.

I'm not sure when she's coming. She's

quite forward, which I like. I wasn't sure

if she was gonna stay at the hotel, and I

was a bit nervous about asking her, but

then the other day she just told me that

she's planning— she would like to stay at

the hotel on the first night, and I said,

okay, that's great. I was hoping you

That €100 Super Chat stays there forever,

doesn't it? I've been streaming for an

hour. That's a long Super

I'm gonna get robbed. Yeah, she could rob

me in the night when I've fallen asleep.

My £1,000 laptop, my £1,000

iPhone. It's a bit of a risk, I guess.

It would make good content though. I got

robbed. But unless that video made

millions, got millions of views, I

wouldn't get the money back because I

wouldn't make that much money off from the

video to replace the stuff that got

stolen. I had to get another gaming laptop

for £1,000 and then another phone which

cost about £1,000. Ugh,

so expensive.

It's just that damn Rainbow Six. If I

didn't play Rainbow Six, I wouldn't really

need a laptop. I'd just get a crappy

tablet or an iPad.

I'm falling into a materialistic trap,

but I need it. I need a laptop to stream

and play games. If I was a Nintendo fan,

I'd be happy with the Switch, but I'm not.

I'm a PC gamer. Consoles are for peasants.

And I don't really need my iPhone. I'd be

happier with an Android, to be honest.

Probably just get a Samsung S— could just

get S9. But I want the S10 for the wide

angle. The GoPro, I don't really need the

GoPro. Sometimes I feel like it was a

waste of money, but it is nice for the

wide angle.

What else don't I need? I need this

microphone. A microphone's £100.

If I didn't have the microphone, then the

audio would sound rubbish.

If I don't go out, why do I need a phone?

So I can make videos.

Do do do do do.

Do do do. Oh, thank you, Alex Rosales.

Very kind of you.

Very kind of you.

This reminds me when I used to do MS Paint

livestream drawings.

My hero.

His eye is a bit far off. His eye is

a bit, bit far to the right, isn't it?

That's such a lame joke. His eye's

a bit far right.

Oh, who's that? No, it's not

Hitler, it's Charlie Chaplin, you, you

bunch of Nazis. Get off my stream, you

Nazi. It's Charlie Chaplin,

can't you tell?

Look, he's got the hat,

cowboy hat.

I might get banned. I'm gonna stop. What

if I drew a swastika? No, no, Hitler.

I can't get rid of it. Oh, that's— that

Asian Nancy. If I had a mustache

here, I could get black— oh, I keep

thinking of really inappropriate things

that have mustaches on.

What if I got a black marker and I just

drew one in? That would be such a bad

joke. And then you went to

the airport there, what would happen? Do

you think they would arrest you? You can't

get arrested for having a fake mustache,

can you? You've got a twisted mind.

That would be such a great prank video.

Guy walks around Germany with a fake

mustache on.

No, that's inappropriate. I'm politically

correct.

Oh, my hair looks stupid.

Today. Oh, what can I do with it? I think

I cut it too short.

The more I touch it, the worse it looks,

doesn't it? If I stop touching it— Have

I thought about learning an instrument?

Yeah, I play piano. Didn't you see my

Instagram? I uploaded a new song I played.

I can't believe you're flying out to

Germany for sex. It's not just for sex.

It's to become independent, to experience

a new country, to try living by myself,

and to have sex.

Nothing wrong with having sex, is there?

It's better than sitting in my room all

day playing Rainbow Six, isn't it? At

least I'm getting out into the world,

doing something. Plus I can make content

out of it. Why do I use 2 different phones

in my videos?

Oh, thank you, Aurora5. I've stopped using

the LG now. I use my iPhone for videos

now, or the GoPro for wide angle. I don't

use the LG anymore for anything apart

from— I use it as a hotspot. Because I

bought a new SIM card. The SIM card's

pretty good. Costs £22 and you

get 30 gigabytes a month, and you can

upgrade it to unlimited for £30, but I

don't feel as though I need more than 30

right now. And you can use it overseas.

It has this thing called Go Roam, and then

there's certain countries that are

included in the Go Roam, and it just means

you can use your data in any country

That's in the Go Roam list, and Germany is

on it. So I can just use my 30 gigs of

data over there, and it doesn't cost

extra, it just gets taken out of your

allowance. So I've got the internet

sorted. Might be able to do some streams

on the street. I'm not sure if I want to

I get worried that someone would find out

where I am, and then they'll track me

I could put that SIM card into my iPhone,

but then I have to take out my Japanese

SIM card. Why do I need my Japanese SIM

card? I guess I don't. I'm still paying

for it. I'm still paying £26 a month, and

I have to pay for another— when did I get

it? I got it in— I think I got it in April

last year, and now it's April, so I've got

one more year to pay £26 a month for

nothing, and I'm not sure how to cancel

it, and I'm too lazy to phone the bank,

so I guess I'll just pay it. Do you think

the bank would cancel the payments for me?

Seems like an easy way to get a free

phone. You just sign up, pay a couple

months, and then ask your bank to cancel

it and then keep the phone.

What's the situation with my wife suing

me? There's no updates.

I haven't heard anything from her,

haven't gotten any letters.

Oh, thank you, Izzy Storms World.

Buy your first beer with this. Have fun.

Safe travels. That's very kind.

I'll put it towards the German fund.

When do I get my inheritance money? Still

haven't gotten it. My sister said it will

come on Friday last week, but it hasn't.

Airplane, buy your first beer with this.

Have fun. Safe travels.

Am I sure people use euros in Germany?

Yes, I looked it up and I bought some

euros.

Did my parents die or something? Yes, my

dad died. In February. I can't believe

it's been 2 months. It's been such a

depressing 2 months.

I'm getting used to it though. It's not

really much of a shock anymore. The first

few days were horrible. Waking up in the

morning, hearing my mum and sister crying.

I hated it. It was so depressing.

Did my dad know about my promiscuous

lifestyle? Yes, he did.

I'm not sure though. I'm not sure if he

knew that the reason why I kept going to

Japan wasn't because I was really

interested in Japan. I wonder if he

knew it was because I had a Japanese girl

fetish. He must have known.

He's a clever man. I don't think he

thought I was that sex-crazed.

I don't really give off this impression of

being sex-crazed.

I'm not that sex-crazed. I like sex as

much as any other guy.

I'm just willing to travel distances for

it. I guess that's one thing you can say

that I'm not lazy about. When it comes to

flying around the world for sex, I'm not

lazy. Everything else, I'm completely

lazy.

I think it's nice, you know, you kill 2

birds with one stone. You get to travel

the world and you get to have fun in

the sheets.

It's a win-win.

Is it love you're after? Yeah, I would

like to fall in love, but it's really

difficult, and until then, I guess I'll

just, um,

I guess I'll keep seeing different girls

until I find the right one that I want to

If— I don't know if I'll ever find that

right girl, but I'll give it a shot.

I'll give it a try. I'll try looking for

It's just tricky finding the right one.

I have very high standards, I guess.

I have to feel comfortable about

her, and she can't

And she can't be too old. She can't

be too young either. And she has to be

feminine. I don't want a manly tomboy.

That's just not very attractive.

And I don't

know, I think the most important thing is

she makes me feel good,

not just physically but also emotionally.

I think that's not too much to ask for.

That's what everyone wants— someone who's

around their own age, someone they feel

good around.

It's not like they're crazy demands. I'm

not saying that you have to have a massive

bottom, big boobs, and, and you have

to look like a certain way. I'm not that

Who has been the best girlfriend you've

ever had?

I guess Sayaka. She was the one who made

me feel the best. All the other

girlfriends just made me feel bad,

especially the French one. She made me

feel like Shit, hated her. She just

ignored me all the time during the day,

made me feel like I was invisible. She had

all these male friends who she kept

hanging out with. Terrible girlfriend.

I don't want a girlfriend who hangs around

with her guy friends all day long and

makes me feel worried and insecure about

Oh, thank you, Andy. Doing a livestream

while downhill skiing someday? I don't

Skiing makes me sad as well because my dad

loved skiing and we went skiing together

when I was about 17 or 18 and I

hated it and we had an argument. He told

What's my business partner's hobbies?

Don't really know. She just said that

She's very like me. She's a lot like me.

She just surfs the internet, watches

Netflix, plays games, stays at home.

Do I eat bacon for breakfast, lunch, and

dinner every day? No, but this week I've

been eating bacon every day for lunch

because my mum bought 2 packs of bacon and

I won't be here for much longer to eat it

and be a waste if she had to chuck it

away, so I've been trying to finish it.

Hopefully I don't get a heart attack.

I think it should be fine just for this,

this week. I won't be

eating much bacon afterwards. Well,

actually, I need to try out German bacon

when I get to Germany. I need to see what

that's like. I'm looking forward to going

to the supermarket and just buying German

stuff. Or German branded food.

And then I want to get a little gas cooker

for the Airbnb and do some cooking.

Maybe I'll do a livestream. Hopefully my

internet's good, good enough for

livestreaming. The Airbnb says

it has Wi-Fi, but I'm not sure if it's

good Wi-Fi or not. It might be rubbish.

Also, I don't know if the owner of the

Airbnb would be happy with me

livestreaming inside of it, so I'm going

to keep it secret. Not going to tell them

I do YouTube.

Need to check to see if there's secret

cameras. I think what they do is, the ones

that have secret cameras, they hide them

in the smoke alarms. It was

on the news. One family found secret

hidden cameras in that Airbnb in the smoke

Did she agree to be on video?

Um,

She said something about it, but I forgot.

She said, you can vlog, but I'm not sure

if I want to be in them. It depends on my

mood. And then I said, it's okay, you

don't have to be in them if you don't want

to.

How many people contacted me after my

Looking for a Girlfriend video? Quite a

lot.

Maybe 50,

40 to 50.

Do you remember me? I'm a Reaper Pacer.

I saved your channel once. Yes, I do.

I noticed you changed your name.

I didn't reply to everyone. I only replied

to the ones I thought were cute.

But there's still a lot of un— there's a

lot— I still have a lot of message

requests that I haven't replied to. I

haven't checked, or they didn't have

pictures of themselves, so I just ignored

them. You have to have a picture of

yourself if you're going to send me an

application, otherwise I don't know what

you look like.

Do I know her age? Yes, I do. Which city

in Germany do I want to visit? I don't

know, I guess I'll just visit all of them.

I want to go to the Japanese place,

the Japanese street. I don't really know

what else there is to see in Germany.

What is Germany famous for? Not much.

Paris has the Eiffel Tower, London has Big

Ben and Westminster and Buckingham Palace,

Japan has Skytree and Shibuya Scramble

thing and the Tokyo Tower thing.

What does Germany have?

The Berlin Wall.

The gas chambers. No, I keep making

World War 2 references.

I think I'm going to end up angering

German people. Concentration camps.

Don't they have any famous monuments like

palaces or big towers or famous buildings.

Brandenburg Gate. Do a livestream whilst

water scuba diving. Uh, no,

that would be very difficult.

How long has it been since my I Hate

Japanese Bacon video? I made that in March

last year. Can't believe it got half a

million views, just me whinging about

bacon. Wasn't all about bacon, I whinged

about other Japanese things. Can't believe

how angry Japanese people got about it.

They made that message board for

me, about me, on that weird website.

They were saying stupid things. They were

saying that I'm Korean or Chinese, or I'm

originally from China and I somehow

managed to get citizenship in England.

They refused to believe that I'm English

and I was born in England just because I

look Asian. They're so stupid. Don't they

know that there's non-white English

I'm amazed how your hair never changes. I

think it's changed a lot compared to last

year. It used to look like a helmet. Now

it's pretty short. I've never had it this

short before.

Probably not since there's no white

Japanese. That would be funny, a white

person who's born in Japan. There must be

at least one, come on.

Do a livestream parachuting out of a

plane. Do you think I could get, uh,

internet up there in the sky?

There was a half-black, half-Japanese guy

on Yuta's channel. He just looked black

though, but he spoke Japanese like a

Japanese person. It was kind of weird.

It's not something you're used to.

Asian countries aren't really that

multicultural. You don't see

black Chinese people, do you? Or white

Chinese people. Chinese people

are all Asian.

Who's my YouTube crush?

Um.

I don't really have one. I don't

know many female YouTubers.

I can't think of a single female YouTuber.

There's, there's people like Lilly Singh,

but I don't think they're attractive.

There's a bunch of women YouTubers who

just do makeup, but they all look the

All the YouTubers I like are men.

There's— okay, there's this one Asian

YouTuber who I think is kind of cute. But