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Testing,

testing,

testing, testing.

Yep, Dave Gibson's here.

Yep, I have a new girlfriend. Yep, I lost hundreds of pounds today, but what's new?

Not much.

He asked me if I could take him for a spin in it tomorrow. Yeah, I could go to the McDonald's.

Testing.

I've only driven it once, so I don't have a lot of experience with it yet.

Am I thinking about moving back home? Yeah, could be a possibility.

Oh wow, thanks Chris. Dab a Gibson Pint Fund donation.

Wow, $5, like 1 hour of streaming on Kick.

I streamed for 3 hours on Kick earlier today. Let me see how much it made.

It made

Why is it loading so slowly? It made $18.

It's like $6 an hour.

I'm still sick. That's why my voice sounds weird.

Yeah, I didn't do the car video like I said I was going to do. Uh, can't be bothered.

Uh, maybe, I don't know, when I feel like it.

Yeah, the car's about 30 centimeters longer, 5 centimeters wider, but it looks massive.

Maybe I'll drive us to the McDonald's like I did when I got the Peugeot,

test out the public charger.

Break the news. The news is, hmm,

um,

Don't know really. Gonna see girlfriend next weekend.

Um,

might, probably might do a test drive in the car tomorrow.

What else? I don't know, that's it really.

I'm thinking of coming straight back here after I see my girlfriend instead of going back to Devon. How stupid is it? How stupid is this whole thing where I'm paying all this money to live in a house, to rent a house I'm not even living in? That's the funniest joke of the whole year.

Oh, I just don't want to be there. It's just boring.

Plus I get free food here.

Yeah, I traded in my Peugeot for a Citroën. It's way nicer.

Got heated seats, heated steering. I don't know, I've just been feeling so sick today. I didn't have the energy to make a video.

What got banned? My other got banned? My mother? I don't understand.

Battery capacity is the same, 50 kilowatt,

um, but I get more range on it because it's a newer car,

and maybe the Peugeot degraded over time.

So today I made $32 on Kick. Maybe I'll make $30 on YouTube.

I don't know how much I made for the last stream.

Oh, did you see GoHerping made a video? He talked about me. About toxic viewers only watching to celebrate my downfall. There should be a psychological paper written about that phenomenon.

Da da da da.

Yeah, I don't get to see how much yesterday's stream made until probably tomorrow morning.

Today I lost hundreds trading. It's not been good.

Not been good.

Remember when Ben Dean shouted you out? Yeah.

Oh wow, thanks. Stop smoking. Oh, but it's fun.

It's really nice after a meal with a coffee. There used to be this girl from, I don't know, like Turkey or Istanbul or I don't know, Budapest or something. That I used to text on Instagram, and her username was Craving Coffee and Cigs. And now I kind of get it.

It does go quite well with coffee.

Yeah, so I don't know about the house. I guess at some point I gotta tell them.

I just— I don't know about like when the timing is good

to trigger the event. I've got to pay rent tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm still investing. I bought 3 shares of Tesla. It's down a lot.

I don't know when I'm going to, like, officially move out. But I'm going to be spending more time here,

mainly because it's just more fun.

Life's more fun with people in it. Surprise, surprise.

It really doesn't make any difference which house I'm in, financially speaking, apart from I guess I don't have to pay for food here.

I'm trying to not pay for heating.

No,

definitely not.

It's just weird because I like being at my mum's house more, but I'm like hesitant to pull the trigger on moving out.

Like something holding me back.

It's like when you short the market and the market rips, and even though you're down hundreds, you don't want to close it out.

No, I didn't get a job.

This dude has no idea what he wants to do.

That's true.

Oh, the chat disappeared.

Does he hit that thing all day long?

No.

Well, I definitely like it more after meals.

So, um, yeah, I don't know if I'd get a part-time job or something.

Am I not afraid of lung cancer? I don't know, Christopher Lee smoked cigars his whole life and he lived until 90 plus, and my dad never smoked and he died at 64.

And you see loads of old people smoking.

I'm in Amazon debt cuz I bought some phones, 2 phones.

I financed a few things.

Oh yeah, the new rules. Dave Gibson was telling me about the Rachel Reeves budget. They're thinking about charging EV drivers with pay-per-mile. 3 pence per mile. I don't know how they're going to enforce it. Like, do I have to take a picture of my speedometer?

Because I did about 16,000 miles in a year. That would be about £500.

Makes me not really able to brag about how much money I'm saving from not buying petrol.

Still works out cheaper than petrol though.

Like, they're saying stuff like, uh, EV drivers got to pay their fair share for the road maintenance because they're not getting the taxes from selling petrol as more people move to EVs. They got a multi-billion pound shortfall that they got to find a way to plug. So now they're coming after us EV owners.

At first they were incentivizing people to drive EVs with grants and stuff, and now it's like we're getting punished. Had free road tax as well until I think it was since this year they stopped the free road tax.

At first it was like no road tax incentives, and now you're going to get pay-per-mile tax.

What was the point of incentivizing people to drive EVs then?

Peugeot had One dent.

Apparently Ice Poseidon got kicked off the cruise ship and he's in Mexico now.

Who would have guessed it?

Yeah, well, my mum lost like £4,000 on her Peugeot because she bought hers for £17K last year. She traded it in for her new one which cost £13K and she still had to pay £200. So her one lost £4K value and doesn't have any damage.

Cars just lose value like crazy. And then car dealerships, because they want to make a profit, aren't going to pay you the best price compared to if you sold it privately.

I have a lot of grey hairs, especially around the back. If I start combing through the back part, I find quite a few. They're mostly on the back. Here, and then sometimes I get random freak long gray hair at the top, which is quite easily visible, so I pluck it out,

and then it grows back black. I'm pretty sure it grows back black. Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

Did I negotiate?

No, but when he gave me the first offer of £6K, I was like, hmm, I'll think about it. And then he came back, was like, okay, we'll give you £6.5K plus a £500 Electroverse card. And then I was like, okay, deal.

I think a lot of people have gray hairs late 20s. Look at Jacksepticeye, all gray hairs, and I think he's younger than me or same age or a year younger.

One time I had a white hair in my nose when I was a lot younger. I pulled it out and never came back again.

Yeah, my mum went to Bluewater with Dave Gibson and they had a Tesla Model Y in it and they were sitting in it. And you know it's got a touchscreen in the back. Dave Gibson brought up my YouTube channel on that screen and my channel comes up and then next to it, Turkey Tom video, and then that

smooshy whooshy guy. It's just like my channel and then a list of videos saying, this psychopath ruined his life. All that comes up when you search my name is psychopath, sociopath. Jesus, calm down.

Anything for clicks, right?

He cheated. He's a psychopath.

Okay, whatever. I'm not a psychopath.

STD? What, having STD makes you a psychopath? People get STDs all the time.

There's nothing weird about it at all. Okay, maybe it's weird to make a video announcing it to the world.

I don't have HPV.

I kind of fried my voice because I was raging on Kick and I kind of shouted a lot. Wasn't great when you have a cold.

Who says she has HPV? She doesn't have HPV.

We got tested, it came back all negative.

I haven't seen you in 5 years.

Jesus, it's so funny how many people say that. I haven't seen you in 2 years, haven't watched you in 3 years. God, it'd be so funny if people all just came back.

My bitch wife Chihiro made me wash the rice and I told her to shut up and then she kicked me out.

That was all my content back then.

Used to get hundreds of thousands of views.

Said she had a disease that could give her cancer a lot faster.

So after I met her, she developed a cough that persisted for months. And she had this thought that she got something from me because she sucked me off.

And I thought, that's absurd.

I deny the allegations

because no one else complained. Like, my current girlfriend's

not coughing.

I'm completely healthy. I think I would know if I had cancer, because if she gets cancer from HPV, then I would as well, wouldn't I?

Oh no, I got one STD 11 years ago. Such a psychopath.

Yeah, maybe I can't have kids,

but I don't know if I could ever have kids even before it happened.

No, I don't really get the joint pains anymore.

Happens extremely Rarely, like once a year. It goes away in a few days.

What's the TL;DR? Bought a new car. I'm still renting in Devon, although spending a lot of time back at my mum's place just because I'm so bored in Devon

and feel kind of miserable there.

I got a Citroën C4 Electric. Going to take Dave Gibson out for a drive tomorrow.

My job? I don't have a job. I stream and

I lose money on the stock market.

How much extra did I pay for the car? I haven't paid anything. They paid me. They paid me £900

plus a £500 Electroverse charging card, and I got a £20 refund for my car insurance.

So I made money.

Pay per mile for electric cars. Yeah, it was still cheaper than, cheaper than petrol.

So I got 15 months free. On the PCP plan because I pay £100 a month for my new car, but they're giving me £1,400 in cash and a charging card. That's like 14 months free

of the PCP. And then my— the car insurance, when I renew my car insurance, I'll get a new quote. I already got quotes back of like £400 or £500, which is £400 cheaper than my current car insurance. So I save £400 a year. So basically 4 months of the year my PCP is free.

Have you seen the Polestar advert? It's so funny. It's like covered in this golden sheet and then the wind blows it off and then it's like driving through this alien landscape. And this voiceover goes, we saw it driving by like this at the speed of light. It looked like it came from space. It's so cringe.

It's so funny.

It was made out of cosmic stardust.

No, I'm not multi-streaming.

Yeah, I got 3 years no claims bonus.

I'm trying to pay my mum back, but the overdraft's killing me.

Oh wait, I didn't check. For my Kick payment.

Yeah, I got it. £200 plus £78 from OnlyFans.

Move that into my bank.

Okay, overdrafts at—

overdrafts at

822.

Minus £900 tomorrow.

£1,722 overdraft,

and then I should get my £900 for my car next week.

£1,722.

And then minus another $900 next time, next week.

Clear the overdraft savings. I don't want to because I have to sell stocks at a loss.

I don't, I don't want to sell stocks at a loss when I'm pretty sure they're going to go up soon.

No, I'm not selling my Bitmine. It's down 20%.

If things were up, I'd sell them. I'm not selling things when they're down £400.

I lost all my gains in my stocks and shares ISA because of Bitmine. I was up £500 thanks to gold.

But then Bitmain dragged me all the way down again.

Stupid crypto tanked.

So I'm just gonna eat the overdraft interest

next week. I'll probably get another $200 from Kick. I can't believe I was making thousands. I was making like that, $1,200 a week on Kick, and now I'm just making $200.

The Big 7, what, like Facebook? Facebook tanked. Tesla tanked.

Amazon and Apple ripped,

so I might get another $200 for kick next week plus my $900, that's $1,100. Overdraft will be down to $600.

Fail to adapt to your audience. Yeah, because I'm not going to change my life

to entertain my audience. I'm going to live my life how I want to live it. I don't want to go to Japan. I don't want to marry another Japanese woman. I don't want to go traveling.

So sorry if my life choices bore you, but I'm living my life for me.

Doing what I want to do, not what you want me to do.

Like, what's the point living life if you're not living it how you want to live it?

Kick reduced the payments because my Kick viewership abandoned me.

You banned everyone? Yeah, cuz everyone's annoying.

They annoy me and then I ban them and then they get all butthurt.

How about just don't annoy me then?

Is it that hard?

Because I've banned people, unbanned them, and then they just carry on being annoying. I ban them again, I unban them, and they carry on being annoying, and then I ban them again. I think they're autistic. They don't have the ability to modify their behavior so they don't get banned again.

So I just gave up and stopped unbanning them.

There's seriously mentally something wrong with them.

I gave them so many chances.

It's like they want to be banned.

I said stop talking about this and stop saying that and they won't listen. So I had to ban them.

Unfortunately.

I don't know why they're like that. People aren't like that on YouTube,

because when the whole chat just becomes toxic, it puts me in a bad mood.

I don't want a fully toxic chat. It's just not fun.

I don't ignore the YouTube chat. I mean, the YouTube chat's very nice. You guys are way nicer.

I'm not deranged. I'm pretty well-grounded.

I've already factored in the rent into the overdraft. It's already included.

Yeah, probably gonna have to do more delivery work to make up for the lost income.

Water and electricity is about £40 a month.

I really don't know how I'm gonna survive this month.

Estimate my monthly income. Making like $250 a week on Kick, so that's $1,000. Maybe I can get YouTube back up to $500 or $600 a month. It's $1,600. Couple hundred OnlyFans,

1,800. Maybe if I do some delivery work and get it up to 2,000.

Problem is I've been sick, so I haven't really been in the mood to go out.

So maybe I can scrimp

Up to 2K.

Now my expenses are £100 more expensive because of the car, new car.

Um, but I probably won't feel that for a while.

But this pay-per-mile thing, they're saying it won't be implemented until 2028, even if it passes. They won't implement it until 2028, so there's a lot of time.

Probably be living with my mum again in 2028, who knows.

I set the Japan videos to private.

I can't be bothered to unprivate it. It doesn't benefit me in any way.

Don't care who saved them. Go ahead, save them.

But if you upload it to YouTube, I will strike you down.

Well, I tried to strike the TokiTon video. YouTube said, we couldn't find anything in the video that violates your privacy. Uh, I said my whole— the whole video violates my privacy.

My face is in the whole video. They said, what timestamp is violating your privacy? I said, the whole freaking video is violating my privacy. And they sent back the same automated message.

So it's okay when people report my videos, I gotta blur them out, but when I do

When I request the same,

they ignore me.

Give me a strike for Nobita's stupid face.

Nobita strikes me because I used his face in my video,

but I can't do the same. So I get punished for one thing. But I don't get the same in return. I hate YouTube sometimes.

Like, they strike me for the cockroach thing, but you look up like rat nest, rat traps, and how many people have you seen on YouTube destroying wasp nests? With the cup of alcohol, and then they, they cup the wasps and they all die in the glass. How many times you've seen like cockroach traps videos on YouTube, and

then I get 3-month strike because I filmed the cockroach on its back dying. I didn't even touch the cockroach, it was just dying on its back. It's ridiculous. And I got a strike because I used a sausage pretending it was my willy, and I cut it off with scissors, and I put ketchup on my hands as fake

blood. I got a strike for violence. Violent content.

Insane.

I'm not crying, I'm just sick.

Sick and tired of the injustice.

It's not fair.

Why do I get punished and everyone else gets away with it?

It was back in 2018, I got 2 strikes.

And then one of my videos just got removed. It was the one where I was showing you my, my renewed spouse visa after I met Elvis Alien. It got removed for violent content, and I was like, what? What part of this is violent? I appealed it and they just ignored it.

The video got completely nuked. All I was doing was just in the apartment. I was like, hey guys, I got my new spouse visa. By the way, I lied about being divorced with Chihiro. We were still together. I was secretly pretending.

I just don't understand it.

I don't know if it's violence or hateful content or something like that, but it was weird because I didn't get a strike. I got a warning.

Do I miss Crypto Cutie sometimes? Yeah, she was fun. I miss the Turkey Tom people. They're all gone now. Who here is still from Turkey Tom? They're all gone.

I used to get 150 viewers.

Now we're back down to the OG viewers.

After I changed the channel name, I lost hundreds of subs. They probably didn't understand what was happening.

I used to have 114 Okay, subs.

114,200. Now it's down to 113,900.

Not

every single person from Taki Tom's gone. Not a single person said, oh, I'm from Taki Tom.

Video.

I'm probably going to cut my hair after I see my girlfriend again. Just, I think it looks kind of nice.

I don't know what happened to Cryptz. Last thing she said was back in July on Kick. She said, hey guys, I got my passport. And then we said, okay, can you send a picture of it? And then she just disappeared. No word at all.

Yesterday's YouTube stream, I don't know how much I made. It doesn't say yet.

She's back on posting on Instagram. Someone said apparently she tried to message me, but she said that I blocked her, but I didn't. I just deleted my whole Instagram.

Why was she pissed?

I ditched her for like 3 other girls that all disappeared as well.

Yeah, I mean, I'm not really interested in

a drug addict girl who's from a family who murders people, heavily involved in the drug trade. No thanks, I'm not that desperate. I'd rather be alone

than get involved in that.

Mess. Weed is nothing. Weed is just like smoking. Talking about hardcore stuff that Crips into.

I really— I don't know, I really don't think I could like seriously date someone who's into that kind of hardcore stuff.

I felt relieved, to be honest.

I just— I don't want to get involved with any of these girls anymore. That's why I deleted my Instagram. I deleted my social media.

It's just nothing but trouble.

Really hope I'm not so sick tomorrow.

Not living at my mum's house, I'm just visiting.

Without Japan content, people leave.

Well, so be it then.

I just don't care about Japan anymore.

Do you guys still care about Japan? Like, do you still visit Japan or watch Japan content? How do you still care about it? I just don't care about it anymore. Oh wow, they, they bow and they eat noodles and they say itadakimasu. Oh wow, onsen. I've been doing that 15 years. I don't care anymore.

I like my car and I like Devon, driving through the countryside. I like my pot noodle.

I like having the ability to get a job if I needed to.

Rather than like desperately trying to make content

when I just don't want to do it anymore.

Japan's boring.

We now do stocks and cars.

Oh, Harold Boulder got fed up too. I checked his channel a while ago and it was a mess. It was like just a bunch of random members-only videos where he's just sitting in a room

Yeah, so you go through these phases of, oh, I want to make really good channel, really good videos. I know exactly what the viewers want. And then you just end up stop— you don't care anymore. And then you turn into, I'm just gonna milk it now by doing low quality stuff.

Like, you could end it on a high note and just disappear like a lot of these big YouTubers have done. But they can afford to do that because they've made their millions.

If you haven't made your millions, then you might as well milk it until it's completely dead. Get every last penny out of it. Why not? It's better than zero, isn't it?

Yeah, YouTube AdSense is good if you can get the views. Otherwise it's not very good, getting just a couple thousand views.

I hope the market rips tomorrow.

It's been a whole week of tanking.

For 1,000 views, maybe like $5.

If it was like a normal video,

not like a clickbait one about a game or something,

3K views would net maybe $15, $20.

How long's this stream? Uh, maybe an hour more.

Try and get to bed before 11.

I'm in the coughing up phlegm phase of it.

I keep getting sick around this time of year.

October, November,

maybe again in December.

I don't know if I picked something up last weekend. Or if it was on Monday when I went to Tesco with my mum. My mum's fine. She didn't get sick.

Me and my sister get sick way more often than she does. My mum must have a strong immune system.

My mum doesn't eat healthy. She barely eats at all.

£7 an hour on Kick? I wish. It's more like £5 an hour now.

I made $35 today on Kick. Did about 5 hours. Yeah, 5 times 6 works out about $30. I used to make like $80 to $100 for 5 hours.

My only content is discussing my life plans and my financial mess. That's all I got, really.

What was it even before? It was just like complaining about relationships.

I think things are going quite well with my current girlfriend.

I was a bit upset at first. She said she can't meet every week because she's tight on money,

but now I'm not really too bothered. You just gotta adjust to the new paradigm because I was used to seeing her every week, so it was a bit of a shock to the system for it to go to every other week. But I'm broke as well now. It's kind of a bit of a lifesaver, actually.

I, I wouldn't be— I mean, I can't afford it now. I wouldn't be able to afford every week.

When am I going to tell her real Asian name? Uh, how about when you tell me your real age and name?

Type your full name in chat.

Didn't think so.

We all got stuff to hide.

None of us are perfect angels, are we?

It's so funny, the haters on the Reddit are like, he's not— he's lying about his name. Okay, what's your name then, Mr. Hater?

Let's find out what your name is then, and where you live. Nah, didn't think so. Then shut the fuck up.

Hypocrite.

Why don't you tell your family what you get up to online? Nah, didn't think so.

Love to see how your mum reacts if she found out what you post on subreddits

and the sick stuff you get up to harassing a poor guy called Daniel.

Bunch of cowards.

You actually believe that I told her I'm 26?

Yeah, and I told her I'm a crypto millionaire and I have a golden cock and I'm 6 foot tall.

Why do I have overdraft if my savings is more? Because my savings are in stocks and the market's taken a beating and I'm not selling when the market's down.

Now's the time to buy, not sell.

Yeah, I don't actually have any cash savings. It's all in assets. Maybe I'll add my car to my savings. £13,000. I'll add all my furniture as well. That's £1,000 worth of furniture,

so really my savings is like £25K.

That's how the rich stay rich.

Oh

God.

You have not paid your car. I already explained the mix-up with the finance. 2 cars were registered to my license. My regis— my— what's it called? Number plate.

2 separate finance plans were registered to the same car.

So the finance plan you see when you look up my old Peugeot is the other person's Peugeot,

but the dealership phoned up Stellantis to sort it out. So check again. It should be rectified by now.

Because, yeah, also a dealership cannot take in a car that's on finance. So if it was still on finance, I wouldn't have been able to trade in my Peugeot.

So stop saying I'm lying.

Apologize. Own up, be a man, say you were wrong and say, sorry, Daniel, for accusing you. I was wrong. Is it that hard? You owe me an apology. You accused me of something I didn't do,

and I have proved that it is paid off. Where's my apology?

If it was still on finance, the car dealership wouldn't have bought it off me because they're not allowed to.

You know what's funny is that people get mad at the idea of me saying that I'm younger than I actually am. But if I said I was 40, you probably wouldn't have a problem. You guys always saying I'm 37 or I'm 38 or I'm

40. You don't have a problem when you overage me. But you suddenly have a problem when I underage me.

Don't you see your bias?

So if a lie makes me look bad, you're okay with it. But if a lie makes me look good, you get all butthurt over it.

Just be a man and accept it. I mean, admit it. Just admit

that you're biased.

Also, my mum's name, Cami, that's not her real name.

Her real name is a Chinese name, but she doesn't tell people her Chinese name. She tells them her English name.

All my Malaysian aunties and uncles have a fake name and a Chinese name. But all the legal documents have their Chinese name. Like, I got Uncle David, I got Uncle Roger, I got Uncle something. But their real names are like, I don't know, Kong and Fong and something. I don't know, I can't remember.

My cousins have fake English names too.

Like, Faster's name isn't actually Faster.

Mila's name's not Mila. It's not a big deal. At least my middle name's actually my middle name.

I don't even know my aunties' real names. I just know their English names, Jamie and Tammy. My mum's Cammy.

Like, Victoria's mum's name isn't what her name is. I don't actually know what her Chinese name is.

What's the saying?

A rose by any other name will smell as sweet as a rose.

Shakespeare.

Can you quote Shakespeare? No, I didn't think so.

I studied Macbeth for GCSEs. Bet you don't even know what Macbeth is. A pound of flesh.

You may have your pound of flesh, but only if it doesn't spill any blood. You don't even know Shakespeare, you uneducated swine.

Beneath me, peasants.

You didn't pass O-levels? O-levels? What is this, 1979? Haven't been O-levels since my dad's time. A-levels now.

O-levels. What next? Bringing up shillings and farthings and tuppence.

Yeah, I took A-levels. I had IT and science. I failed it. I got addicted to World of Warcraft and I just couldn't study. All I could think about was leveling up.

No, I didn't move to Thailand.

Well, I'm not threatening to ditch my place.

I paid my rent on time every month. I'm a good tenant.

Oh, why? I would not— she wouldn't dump me because I'm just 2 years older.

Actually, one of the lights did get unraveled. So I told her I do Amazon today. I told her I actually got banned from Amazon last year.

She said, oh, I thought you're doing it now. I said, uh, no.

She didn't really bat an eye. Like, she didn't say, oh, why did you tell me to do Amazon then?

So

next step is, uh, I gotta tell her I'm not doing Every either.

Dan, you're vaping. What did I miss? But I used to vape all the time back in 2020. Do you remember my little cigar thing? I might still have it.

I had a pipe and a cigar.

I used to blow rings.

I don't know where it is.

Why am I not on Ice Poseidon Cruise?

Yeah, like I was going to book a ticket to America for thousands of dollars to get on a cruise, and then he'll tell me to go away.

Don't really want to become the next Mexican Andy. Asian Andy. Oh wait, there's already an Asian Andy.

Half Asian Andy.

I didn't see the fight.

I just heard they got kicked off and they're in Mexico, but he's not even streaming it. He just got on a flight back to Texas.

He could have, I don't know, done a road trip out, like escaping Mexico.

That's what old Ice would have done, take advantage of the drama.

So many of them got banned. Like, that Xena girl got banned for shooting someone with a paintball gun. Sam Pepper got banned for shooting someone with fireworks. Homeless got banned for touching someone inappropriately.

Everyone getting banned.

More money for me.

When is the limit? I don't know.

I'll try to come back to YouTube, see if I can get my YouTube money back to like $600, $700.

Stream it, stream every day on YouTube for a month and see how numbers are.

Whilst maybe doing delivery work again.

Investing advice,

uh, don't short at support.

Patience, don't react. If it's in the press, it's in the price. When there's blood in the streets,

something, something.

Yeah, I got Milk That December ad rev back on YouTube, guys.

No, I didn't meet Crypt or the Russian girl. I didn't meet anyone.

Where's K-Bug at? She said she's gonna sleep with me in December.

You promised me the poos.

Yeah, they're all gone now.

Even AJ gone.

I didn't promise her, but I don't know, I did say I was gonna pay all expenses paid Thailand trip when I thought the Kick thing was doing well and I was desperate for a girl. To stream with.

But good thing I didn't do it because Kick fell. I mean, it's just turned November, which is when I was thinking about going to Thailand, and Kick's dead already. Kick couldn't even last until November.

AJ was hot.

But she wasn't interested in me.

Hey guys, where are you tuning in from? Yeah, I only travel for cereal.

I have a dual mandate: serial acquisition and stable income. But it was short-lived.

Where are you taking Pushkin?

Mom, huh? Where are you taking Pushkin? To bed. He already in bed. This is not his bed. Yeah, he likes sleeping there. Window sill, not the bed.

His bed. Supreme bed. Say good night.

He actually said it. He actually said something.

Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Where everyone tuning in from? Tuning in from—

hear that? I did. Only the Kick viewers will get that little in-joke.

Whoa, Tesla ripped.

What happened? Did Elon Musk get his pay package? I don't understand what he wants. A trillion dollars for his pay? I don't understand what that whole thing means. Or does he want the valuation of Tesla to go up to $1 trillion? I don't get the whole trillion dollar thing.

He was on the Joe Rogan podcast again, wasn't he? He was saying something about flying cars. Never gonna happen. Imagine the chaos of cars flying through the air.

Never gonna happen.

Maybe in like year 3000.

It would just require so much energy to get the car airborne, and then what's the point?

Then you got to create some kind of airborne road, otherwise there'd just be cars everywhere in the sky.

It just wouldn't make any sense. Like maybe in like Star Wars where they got lines of flying cars, but how do you mark out the airborne road, like the flight path? Maybe it's like current day planes. Have a flight path.

You know what I want? Wireless charging for cars. So instead of faffing about with cables, you just pull up on the wireless pad, tap your card, and it starts charging. That'd be so cool. I hate messing about with the cables.

Also, I hate how the charging port is on one side and charging cable is not long enough. You could get really close.

I wish they put the charging port on the back of the car instead of at the side.

Yeah, you can get Chinese EVs, but they're expensive. BYD is like $40K, $30K.

They're not cheap. You want a cheap EV, you got to go Citroën, Peugeot,

uh, Volkswagen.

Yeah, what happened to NIO with the battery swapping technology? That kind of flopped.

Have you ever seen a NIO driving about? NIO stock tanked. It's down like 90%.

How am I doing? I'm sick.

I only make $200 a week from Kick now. I lost hundreds today on

trading.

Not a good day,

but might go out driving with Dave Gibbs and my mum tomorrow in my new car.

I have BMNR, but it's tanking. My average cost is $50 and it's down to like $38.

What question about Star Wars galaxies?

Well, Bitcoin's just tanked, hasn't it?

I

wouldn't mind testing out the charging speed at the Ionity charger with my new car. See what speeds I get.

If you go back in time to early 2000s, would I still play those 2 games?

Uh, probably. I had a good time playing them.

I don't know, like, if I go back in time to early 2000s but I have my current mindset, no, I wouldn't play. I couldn't play them. I don't have the patience for them anymore. I don't know how I had the patience to play those games. They're so time-consuming and boring.

I can't play games anymore. I don't have the patience.

I don't find enjoyment.

I like playing a bit of Chivalry too. That's quite fun.

Yeah, I quite like Chivalry too. I'm enjoying the falchion short sword with the shield

much better than the 2-handed slow weapons.

Yeah, I got a new car,

Citroën C4. I'll show you a picture.

It's my new car. It's parked outside now. My new baby. It's massive. I feel like a king of the road. Everyone get out of my way. My car's bigger than yours. If we crash, you're gonna come out worse.

It's a crossover hatchback SUV, fully electric.

Heated seating, heated steering wheel, blind spot detection.

It automatically locks when I walk away, automatically unlocks when I walk towards it. Yeah, it's 2 seconds slower, 0 to 60, but that actually makes the insurance cheaper because it's deemed as a less risky vehicle. The faster the vehicle, the more expensive the insurance is because it's deemed riskier.

Why would I get it? Because it looks cool. And they paid me £900 plus £500 charging credit for my trade-in.

So I got £6.5K for my trade-in, deposit on the car was £5.6K, they paid me the difference which is £900, and they threw in a £500 Electraverse card. I got PCP £100 a month, and this car is cheaper to insure

Heated seats, more energy efficient than blasting air out of the aircon.

No, the, the 10% interest includes the balloon payment, so 36 months times £100 is actually only £3,600. But you add in the $6K for the balloon payment, then it comes to $10K nearly. But I'm not gonna pay the balloon payment because

I'm just gonna switch it out for a new car.

PCP's 36 months. I got on PCP because I got a really good monthly rate, £100 a month,

and it's a newer, newer car than my Peugeot by about a year and a half. '23 reg. It's not LGBT car, shut up saying that. It's a family car. Designed for comfort, with comfort and luxury features.

My mum got a new car as well.

Dave Gibson's gonna get a new car too.

We all getting new cars.

My mum didn't like the Peugeot. Couldn't fit her bicycle in it.

She offered to, to let me borrow another £7K to buy the car outright, but if I bought the car outright, I wouldn't get the £500 credit, and then I'd owe her another £7-8K. Yeah, compared to our new Citroëns, the 2 Peugeots look kind of

Stupid, like dinky little go-karts.

Sorry, Peugeot. I said I loved you, but cheated on you already.

I really loved my Peugeot. I thought it looked really cool.

But compared to my new Citroën, it's just— I don't know, it doesn't look that good.

I don't really like the red anymore either. I want a white car.

I bought a Flip 7 and an iPhone Air. On Amazon. That's why.

Wait, I paid £300, so it should have gone down.

Let me check my finance.

Why hasn't it gone down?

I think it's just not updated, maybe.

Yeah, you can get financing on Amazon, don't you know? When you check out, you click payment options, you Barclays financing. They give you a bunch of options like 6 months, 12 months, 2 years. 4 years, but you do 4 years, you get like 20% interest. You do 2 years, you get 0% interest. I got 0% interest on

the Flip 7. I think I got 10% interest rate on iPhone 8.

Doctor's visit for what? I'm fine.

Completely fine.

Yeah, tomorrow should be fun. Take my car out for a spin.

Might get some McDonald's.

Put it in sports mode and see how fast it goes. It's got heads-up visual display as well. A little bit of transparent plastic pops up in front of the steering wheel when you turn the car on, projects the speed and speed limits onto the windscreen. It's really cool but completely unnecessary. I mean, it's just slightly higher up

and from where the actual speedometer is.

Glad you're back on YouTube. Oh, thanks. So glad to be back, back where it all began. My legacy, my roots.

I got a citron. Doesn't that mean lemon in French? I've got a lemon.

Goal for next year: move out, pay debts,

um, see where this new girlfriend thing goes.

I've got to go back to Devon next week,

see how my new car does on the motorway.

I might not go back at all, actually. I might just go see my girlfriend, then come back here.

A whole month not even living there, but still paying all the rent.

Yeah, I can break the lease. I just got to tell them.

I think they need 2 months notice.

But I won't live there. I won't, like, stay in the house until the very last day. I'll just leave already. What's the point staying there?

There's hardly any point. There's literally no point at all in going back apart from I've got to take the rubbish out.

I've got to take the rubbish out and I don't know, wash the sink and then I'll come back here.

Here's the most pointless use of £1,300 a month.

I paid £700 council tax last week to not live in a house.

It's so stupid, all you can do is laugh.

I don't even want to be there.

I feel miserable when I'm there, like lonely and depressed and cold. House is freezing. This house, the heating's not even on and I'm boiling.

I'm Boiling hot right now.

It's also nice not having neighbors,

surrounded by land and hedges and bushes and trees.

It just says

It's always been my dream to have my own house, but that's the thing with dreams, you achieve it and then you don't care about it anymore.

You only want things when you don't have it, and then when you have it, you don't want it anymore because you have it, so the feeling of wanting it goes away.

It's like what the Buddhist monks say,

Not wanting it is the same as having it. It's like, I don't want a Bugatti,

so it's the same feeling as having one because I don't even want one.

If you get rid of the feeling of wanting things, it's as good as owning it already.

Keep setting the bar higher. Well, that's not what the Buddhist monks preach. They preach let go, and they preach don't search for happiness.

They say search for inner peace. I'm not happy, but I'm not unhappy.

You sacrifice happiness to not have unhappiness.

You just exist peacefully

in balance

with nature.

You enjoy The oxygen flowing into your lungs, that's free. You enjoy the nature around you, that's free.

Search for peace.

Don't be on the hunt for happiness. The more you chase it, the further it runs from you.

The more you want money, the less you'll have.

Wise words

that I will ignore because I like sex.

I'll give up sex when I'm

like 60. Where everyone tuning in from?

I'll do another 30 minutes and I really gotta go to sleep. I'm sick.

Why'd you keep saying where everyone tuning in from? It became a habit,

and to not get in trouble on Kick, and then randomly spouted out, where are we tuning in from, guys? Guys, where you tuning in from?

I learned from the great Chris Broad, master of audience engagement.

I even feel— I feel scared to go to the toilet on Kick because I feel like I'm gonna get in trouble again for not being on camera.

Oh God, 20 minutes.

I'm fried.

Was renaming the channel a mistake?

I don't know how many viewers I lost because of it, because they got confused and thought, what's this channel? Unsubscribe.

But it's got my face in the picture. Surely you could tell it's me.

Or maybe they thought, oh, he's just doing game reviews now, unsubscribe.

Well, the whole point it was,

so if someone did find my channel And they search up ExpertZone reviews, nothing's gonna come up. But if you search Hide in My Room, all that crap comes up, like sociopath, psychopath.

I don't know if that's actually gonna work, but I thought it was worth a shot.

Yeah, before Kick, I was talking about moving to Thailand. I went back up to 150 viewers, but that was still riding off the wave of Turkey Tom viewers.

Turkey Tom's way worse.

At least Elvis the Alien just said, oh, I'm a bit weird and I'm a bit selfish and lazy. Toki Thomas is like, he's a sociopath and he got chlamydia in the thumbnail.

Well, I just got to point out I got chlamydia. I don't have chlamydia. I had the chlamydia 11 years ago.

Who didn't get an STD when they were young?

Everyone's like, oh my God, ew, gross, you got STD.

Grow up.

Yeah, I still remember Elvis Aiden asking me, why do you love your wife? And I was like, she's not fat. And he goes, that's not the, that's not the right answer. I should have said, oh yeah, well, why do you love your wife? And then he'll go, because she's caring and nice and kind. I'll be like, yeah,

my wife's nice and caring and kind as well. What, you think my wife's a psycho bitch? What, you saying my wife's not nice, caring? Well, obviously she is.

Stupid question.

Why do you love your wife?

I love your wife too.

When's she available?

No, I didn't message him.

Yeah, well, Chihiro's answer wasn't much better when people asked her why she loves me. She was like, oh, because he's quiet.

No one says she's a psychopath. She cheated on her first husband for a year with a sex friend from Australia, sex friend from Australia for a year, and then divorced him. No one says she's a psychopath.

How's that any better than what I did?

That's what I hate, the hypocrisy. I get labeled a psychopath, but no one says anything about her.

She got STDs too, you know. She got herpes.

Why am I the psychopath? If I'm going down, bringing everyone down with me.

Fake game developer guy. What, uh, pirate software?

I know, don't they say like 70% of people have dormant herpes and they don't know it.

Also, I think my testicles are shrinking. I swear they feel smaller and smaller.

At some point they're just gonna turn into the size of a pea and then disappear.

Yeah, I wish I had slightly bigger testicles.

They're kind of small.

Yeah, I got a big willy, but I got tiny balls. Smaller than the size of a grape.

And one has a lump on it.

What went to zero?

And I got a mole on my ballsack. Which I've only just realized recently.

I don't want to go to the USA. It's boring, expensive, boring, and dangerous. Full of homeless people and drug addicts and police shooting everyone up and so many mentally ill crazy people. America has so many mentally ill, crazy weirdos

where you get shot in the neck just for expressing an opinion.

Yeah, no one gets shot in the neck in the UK

for having an opinion.

You just, uh, you get sent to jail for writing Facebook posts.

There's some people in jail for like 3 years because they wrote Facebook posts.

I don't know, I'd rather take my chances against a knife than a gun.

I don't know,

a knife can do some pretty bad damage. Big blade and everything.

You know what I don't get? You know, people using knives. Why don't they, like,

use a nasty knife? You know, like rusty, serrated edge coated in poison.

Not saying they should, I'm just saying, I don't know.

Ahem.

Well, that's why I learned to drive, so not get stabbed on the train.

I mean, you get stuck on the train with a psycho, you got nowhere to run apart from just run down the carriage until there's nowhere left to run.

Can't just jump out.

Damn, I can't believe they permabanned Homeless.

Kick sucks.

10 minutes and then I'm off to bed. I really can't stream very long now. I'm so tired.

Oh God, I feel rough. My voice is just dying.

Oh, my voice just dying, running out of energy.

Bedtime at 10 o'clock.

Where's your new car video? Oh, I didn't make it. I was just too sick.

I didn't feel in the mood, and the weather's rubbish.

Gray skies and cold.

No, I don't want to get the ROG Ally. I'm bored of those handheld devices. I sold my Switch too. I got £280 for it.

They offered me £296, but cuz I didn't have the wrist strap or the cables, but then I found them in my house So I missed out £15,

and then I, I had the missing stuff anyway.

You want to see the car? I'll show you a picture.

This picture—

Citroën 18-inch wheels,

really nice.

I love the spoiler.

The back part of it looks really cool.

What? It's not a knockoff BMW.

Looks cool.

I got a new car because they offered me £900 cashback for my trade-in. They gave me a £500 electric reverse charging card. I get cheaper car insurance, and it looks so much cooler than the Peugeot. Makes the Peugeot look like a little toy.

And the air conditioning controls are all button operated. I got a knob for the fan speed, I got a knob for the temperature. I don't need to touch any touchscreens. It's great. And I got a little button on the steering wheel can skip to the next song on my playlist.

That's a game changer. You don't know how many times I wanted to skip the song and I had to like hover my finger over the touchscreen to press the arrow button. It was annoying.

Now I just click my finger, skip the song.

Also, I kept having troubles connecting my phone to my Peugeot. I kept having to unpair it and pair it.

This one just connected straight away. It also does wireless Android Auto. The Peugeot, you had to plug it into a cable to get Android Auto. I haven't tried with my iPhone.

It's really annoying.

Especially sometimes you're driving and the music just stops playing. I couldn't get it to connect again, had to listen to Heart Radio.

They're still, they're still playing the same songs on Heart Radio that they were playing a year ago when I was doing Amazon Flex. The only new song is that new Taylor Swift song.

Da na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. It's not bad, I guess. I usually quite like Taylor Swift songs.

I hate that Ed Sheeran song,

Azkaban or something.

Well, I'm looking forward to taking my car out tomorrow.

Plans for the remainder of the year? Gonna go see my girlfriend. It's her birthday. And

then I still— I don't know if I'm gonna go back to Devon or come back here afterwards. I might just come back here, to be honest.

I don't know what I'm doing for Christmas.

We got invited to my sister's in-laws.

I've been slacking on the bicep curls because I was sick 2 weeks ago for about a week, so I rested up and then I got better, so I started exercising again, but then I got sick again,

so I haven't been exercising to conserve my energy. I'm running out of energy a lot quicker.

No, he's not a prop trader. He doesn't believe you can make money trading. He's on the other side. He's on the side of make money off of the people who think they can make money trading.

My dream is to prove him wrong, but I'm not doing very well. 5 years doing this, I still can't prove anyone wrong.

Yeah, I usually get sick this time of year. October. Last year I got sick October. I was sick for a month. I had to take 2 weeks off Amazon.

I got fever as well last year. I couldn't drive.

Okay, I'm going to go to bed. It's been 2 hours. Oh God, I feel rough.

See you tomorrow.