discussing my life plans for 2025

Testing, testing, testing.

The testings didn't test. Testings tested.

Why no stream yesterday? Because I made a

video. I'm not gonna post a video and go

live. On the same day?

I need a break as well from all this hard

work.

Starting to age? What are you talking

about? I look exactly the same.

If I've aged, then you've aged too,

because it's not like We live in different

time dimensions. So you insult me, you

insult yourself, my boy.

I bet I've aged better than you have.

How many white hairs you got? I only got 5

last time I checked. Oh, wow. Thanks,

Keribait.

Oh wait, my thingy is not popping up.

Um,

come on. Sometimes I just don't know

why it takes so long to load a web page.

Wait, I haven't enabled the

text-to-speech.

Oh, that fixed it.

I've been gifted a membership twice.

Yeah. Oh wow,

thanks, Brown. How much money did you make

with your deliver job last month? I

actually just got paid today. It was

better than I expected, actually. So I got

paid £978.

That's pretty good.

So yeah, I feel like with my driving job

and YouTube and OnlyFans and some PayPals,

I think we could make some decent money

here. I think things could be okay.

Just not— got to try not to buy

anything silly.

Oh,

the cat's on the roof again.

Uh, yeah, something kind of happened, but

I can't talk about it,

unfortunately.

Nah, I could get in trouble.

Yeah, there are a few things I want to buy

that I probably shouldn't buy, like fish

tank, another sofa.

Probably shouldn't buy them. I can't get

out of overdraft if I keep buying stuff.

Am I in trouble if I say I can't talk

about the thing that I can't talk about?

Well, the new The video is doing well, I

guess. That's nice.

Nearly 10,000 views.

Well, as long as I don't say anything,

then I didn't do anything wrong, did I?

I didn't say nothing. I'm just

laughing.

I'm just laughing because I'm in such a

Did very well day trading today.

Made 10% gains.

Yeah, so I think I just milk my job as

long as I can before I get fired. And then

we need a contingency plan in case I get

fired. I then would probably go full

OnlyFans and maybe get

rid of the car because then I don't know

if I'd get another driving job, to be

honest. I'm kind of sick and tired of

driving jobs.

I could apply for the other companies,

but I don't really want to.

10%. Well, I started off about £4.90,

ended with £6.20.

Actually, I've locked in— I mean, I

haven't exited the trade, but I've locked

in a stop loss that will trigger if

it goes up a bit, but it will trigger in

profit. So if it triggers, I will still

make 35 pence. So that's still pretty

good profit. I just can't be bothered to

stare at it all day. I'm gonna let it go.

The annoying thing, if it keeps going down

and then doesn't get near my take profit

thing, doesn't trigger it, and then it

goes back up again, that would be

annoying. So basically what I did was I

paid $100 to join the Travelling Traders

Discord. And then I just copied his

trades. So if I do that every day,

10% gains on £5 in a month, it's like £100

gain. Easy money.

It's not about the money though, it's

about the gains and if you can

consistently get gains. If I can

consistently get gains.

Then maybe I'll put more money into it.

Assuming 10% gain each day. Well, yeah,

I'm also gonna record every trade I copy

from Traveling Trader to see how good he

is. So yeah, day 1, uh,

I have to give my hat off to him.

He did a pretty good trade.

I mean, if I lose the trade now, it's kind

of my fault because I haven't exited the

trade, even though he told everyone he's

exited his, but he left one in.

He thinks the indices are gonna flush.

We'll see. If, if he makes me lose

money, should I do like a hit piece video

on him? I signed up to Traveling Trader

Discord and he lost me money. He'd be

pissed. He might respond if it gets views.

No, I don't want to do that. I like the

guy. I think he's cool.

Although it is kind of crazy because it

costs $100 to join his private livestream.

And then in his private livestream, there

were at least 450 people.

That means 450 people paid $100 a month

That's like $45,000 a month, he's

guessing. That's insane,

just from his private livestream. Not to

mention, I don't know, he's got thousands

of people on his Discord who paid the base

level, which is like $30 a month.

That's funny.

You know the N-word?

No, I'm not going to say it. I just

noticed it. The N-word. There's something

funny about it. I can't say though. Okay,

I'll just say it's an anagram for

something. Wonder what that could be.

Oh wow, thanks, Script Cutie, my favorite

viewer. $50.

Damn, someone's feeling generous.

I keep getting nervous when my camera

triggers outside.

I don't know why the text-to-speech isn't

working. Damn it.

I'm happy you're happy. You deserve

nothing but self-love.

Thanks. Oh, I have to press

the button. I'm happy you're happy,

Daniel. You deserve nothing but self-love.

Arc is in the possess and you're doing

well. You're our lord and savior. Folded

hands. Let me love you from afar until

you're ready for some cereal. You know how

to get at me when you're ready. I think

maybe in a month or two when things are

settled. Right now it's still like a

period of chaos and uncertainty.

I think once I get the money sorted and I

feel more stable and I can get

my life back on track,

I'll feel much better mentally.

Do I plan on moving out soon? Yeah, I

don't know. I did think about it,

but I just— I can't imagine how I could

have the same quality of life.

I don't really want to go back to my mum's

house because we just fight. There's this

big secret. That I'm not allowed to talk

about, which really sucks. Why are

everyone trying to shut me down? I can't

talk about anything. Being a YouTuber is

No, I can't say it.

I'm in negotiations though.

So maybe at some point I'll be able to say

it. It's pretty cool though.

No, I'm not gonna say it out of respect.

Yeah, I hate keep— I hate keeping secrets

from you guys, but I get given ultimatums

and stuff like that.

It's really hard.

Oh well, it's just what life is like,

isn't it?

Wouldn't it be cool if I just spoke fluent

Swedish or something, and then I just

spoke in Swedish and had a 100% Swedish

audience, and then no one knew what I was

talking about. I wonder if anyone would

care if my audience was Swedish and

I was just like the whole stream.

I reckon, um,

it hurts— insults

hurt more when it's said in your native

language. If you were insulted in

Japanese, I don't think you would care as

much as if— as compared to English.

Not enough people in Sweden. Yeah, that's

a problem. English is pretty good

because there's just so many of us taking

over the world. Although Chinese might

have more Chinese people.

For Indian people.

Yeah, I have one request, guys. Um,

can you not mention my

ex? Otherwise I might get in massive

trouble. I don't want to ban anyone,

just saying.

That's all

I can say, really.

The blacklist's getting full.

What are my plans for the rest of 2025?

Hmm, I want to hopefully not get fired

from my job. Get out my overdraft,

and then I think I could start saving £500

a month. And then I don't

know, maybe I guess I might pay my mum

back. Maybe I

guess I could. Oh, but only if she says

sorry and that I

didn't do anything wrong.

Am I cold? Yeah, it's getting cold again.

It's raining every day. Oh, I made a

vegetable patch yesterday and I planted

some tomato seeds. I swear they just got a

tomato and they took the seeds out of it

and put it in a packet and then sold it on

Amazon. I should do that.

And then I got green pepper seeds, and

they literally just look like the seeds

inside of a green pepper when you cut it

open. They probably just plucked it out of

a green pepper and then put it in a packet

and then sold it for £5.

So yeah, I planted my seeds and it rained

really hard, so that's good. I don't need

to water them.

So yeah, hopefully we get free tomatoes

and free green peppers infinitely, and

then I'll just replant the seeds.

Am I too early? I don't know. I thought

now's good because it's raining, so they'd

get some water. And I think it's going to

start getting— it's going to become

brighter from next week.

Oh my God, it's raining every day until

100% rain. I hope it's not gonna rain in

the morning. Oh no,

tomorrow's raining.

All day.

I remember the 3rd day I went to

work when I got this new job, it poured so

hard and I got soaked and then my phones

got wet and I couldn't charge my phones.

And then I was freaking out because my

phones were dying and water got into the

charging port and it said cannot charge.

And then my phone died and then I had to

switch to my other phone. And then that

started dying. It was a nightmare.

I don't think that would happen this time

because now I don't even need to charge my

phone because I just put it onto the

wireless MagSafe holder and it, it never

goes below 85%. So I shouldn't

have to charge it. I don't know why I

didn't just do that the first time. Well,

the first time I was using my iPhone, I

didn't think about using my S10+.

So I didn't have the S10+ set up, so I had

to set it up on the go. And then the whole

car got soaked inside and it stunk of like

wet cardboard. And then all the cardboard

boxes got wet and started— and

the labels got wet so the barcode wouldn't

scan. It was chaos. And I was new to the

job. I remember when I first started the

job, it would take me like 5 or 6 hours to

deliver 70 parcels.

Now I literally do 7 parcels in 2 hours or

less. Today I had about 76 parcels. I

finished in under 2 hours. It was crazy.

I was like, I know where every single

house is without even looking at the maps.

Yeah, so I've gotten really good at it,

mainly because I also take a lot of

shortcuts, which I'm a bit worried I'm

gonna get in trouble for at some point.

But I don't think they'd fire me. I think—

I don't know, it's It's weird, sometimes I

go to the depot and I'm the only one

there. It's like no one else works

anymore. When I first started there,

everyone was there, like a whole gang of

drivers, and now I barely see anyone.

It's really weird. It's like they've all

got moved on somewhere else and I've just

been left behind at this rubbish place.

Although it's not rubbish, I quite like

it. Why can't you take

shortcuts? Well, there's protocols in

place that you're supposed to follow, but

I don't think they really care because

I've been breaking them for 2 months now.

Yeah, I saw one new driver come and then

she never came again. She showed up once

and she talked to me and she was like,

what do I do with parcels I didn't

deliver? I said, uh, deliver them today.

And she was like, oh, okay.

She put it in the depot thing and she got

back in her car and drove off. She didn't

deliver no more. She should have just kept

it, to be honest. I mean, if she's going

to quit, just keep the parcel or whatever.

Not that I would do that.

I don't care. I mean, I like going there

and I'm the only one there. No one's

getting in my way. Or trying to chitchat.

I hate it when you're trying to get the

job done. People just keep trying to talk

You want easy money without putting in the

work? Well, yeah. Why would you not want

that? Why would you put in hard work when

you could put in easy work?

Minimum effort, maximum outcome. My life

motto: put in the least

amount of effort, and if everything goes

wrong, then at least you didn't try.

Because worst-case scenario, you put in

loads of effort and, uh, worst case

happens anyway, so then you just wasted

your effort. Oh wow, thanks. Hi Daniel,

you look sexy as always. Yeah, my hair is

looking pretty good considering I haven't

washed it. Today.

Uh, McLovin, thanks, but I cannot let your

dono play, unfortunately, for sensitive

reasons.

No, I can't even read it out.

I should probably get rid of this

on-screen chat too.

I'm under attack from the Matrix. God,

I'm hungry. I've got gyozas, Spam,

baked beans, and Mexican rice. Basically,

I'm gonna have Spam, Mexican rice, and

baked beans for the next whole— I don't

even— I was gonna go shopping for food on

the 15th, but I don't even need to anymore

because I've got these beans and Spam.

Hopefully I don't get a heart attack. I'm

only having a tiny bit of the Spam, not

the whole can. It is quite

salty.

Oh, so I made my own Tesco Clubcard.

I should be getting the refund for the

Nothing Phone in a few days. £320.

Really glad I sent that back and got the

S10+ instead. It was a nice phone, it's

just that S10+ still better.

So glad you guys are cooperating.

I better add more words to the block list.

So sorry to have to do this.

I watched that Babish guy on YouTube. He

had Chris Broad on his channel. They went

to izakaya. Made me miss Japanese

food a little bit. I feel a bit annoyed

because when I was in Japan, I didn't have

any good food. I didn't have tsukune. I

didn't go to izakaya. Just went to a bunch

of yakinikus and had expired bento food.

I didn't even have any yakitori. Oh, I had

a wagyu skewer Blood Bucket bought me,

but it didn't really taste that great. It

was the cheapest one. It just tasted like

a steak. Nothing special.

Mm. When I first started drinking the

whiskey, I wasn't really enjoying it, to

be honest. But now I've been drinking it

for a bit. I can

enjoy the flavor better.

Yeah, I want to get a little shot glass.

That'd be cool.

I was suggested a video about you with 1.2

million views. Wow, is it Turkey Tom?

See, I am famous. You guys keep saying I'm

not famous.

What's the best way to drink whiskey?

I kind of swirl it around my mouth so it

mixes with the saliva, and then I go

Infamous or famous, it's the same thing.

Just means a lot of people know about you.

Doesn't really matter if it's for good

reasons or bad reasons. That's subjective.

I'm nervous. Should I check my stock?

Oh, I got stopped out.

Oh, thank God I got stopped out though

because it kept going up. Yeah, I was

shorting Apple. I went— I entered the

short at 206. I got stopped out at 203,

so I got about 7% gain.

Good thing I put the stop loss in.

I thought it was going to go down to 200.

Yeah, I'm not letting the donos play if

it's going to get me in trouble.

Oh shit.

Oops, it doesn't play at all.

Oh, fuck.

Better add that one too.

No,

wait, is that a new Super Chat? Hi Daniel,

you look sexy as always. Is that the same

one, or is it a new one saying the same

thing?

Confused.

Yeah, so I got my driving job pay

today. It was about £900, which is quite

good. And then I'll get my YouTube pay in

about a week, and then I should nearly be

out of my overdraft, and then I'll be back

in the overdraft for the next month's

rent. It's just really hard to stay out of

the overdraft.

I don't know what to talk about now. I

can't talk about anything.

Hmm. £900 for— oh, it's actually more like

$978 for working Monday to Saturday,

4 weeks.

No topics of discussion. Well, what are we

going to talk about?

The whole channel is about my life. But

then I can't talk about everything in my

life. Sometimes.

Why don't we discuss getting a new girl?

We can talk about who volunteers.

Yeah,

I just thought

of something very funny.

How am I nearly 50? No way near.

I feel like I should cut my hair soon. It

just looks weird when I suddenly cut it

from this length, but it is starting

to look like a mushroom.

Contemplating buying a mug. What, one of

my mugs? Should I buy an iPad so I can

make more art to make more merch?

I've got some Great merch ideas with

recent catchphrases.

Leave rental house, move back in with mum.

Talk about selling the house.

No, there's no way she'd sell the house.

She'd be like, why would I do that?

No, if I go back to my mum's house, we

would just start arguing again. And then I

would have to ditch again. Probably. I

don't know how I would ditch because

selling the car would be a pain in the

backside. I just drive the car to Heathrow

and ditch it in the car park and then get

a ticket to Thailand.

Why would I argue with her? Because she—

it's like she's looking for a fight all

the time. She's just waiting

to find something to nag me about,

and I can only take it for so long before

I snap. If she catches me in a bad mood

and starts doing it, then I snap, and then

we have one of our big fights.

She has resentment. Well, yeah, I have

resentment too. We both resent each other

because I'm not the son she wanted, and

that makes her proud and everything.

Travel vlogs with a backpack. I've been

doing that my whole life since 2010,

and I just, I feel like it's so exhausting

and I just want a home. I want a

home and stability and not

constant moving around.

There's just not much appeal in living out

of a backpack because you have to

sacrifice so much. Like, oh, you can't

have a big nice monitor and you can't

drive a car and you

can't carry much stuff because your

backpack gets full up. You've got to be

very selective.

It's just very tiring, and I don't know if

I can make enough money to keep doing it.

At some point I'd have to come home,

wouldn't I? So what's the point

if eventually I'll end up back at my mum's

And I don't really want to end up getting

married to some Asian woman. To stay in

the country because I'd get bored,

wouldn't I?

It's really hard to decide what to do.

I mean, if I had the money and I was

making $2K a month online, then it might

be more appealing.

But then again, I'd just get bored living

in a hotel.

But then I'd probably get bored of being

here in a while. After a while.

I actually— I still don't really

understand why my mum's angry at me,

because I told that cheating story ages

ago, and I didn't even mention it when I

was arguing with Holly. All I said to

Holly was my mum's no angel. How's that so

bad to make her get triggered? I didn't

say anything about the cheating thing.

It's like she thinks I recently started

talking about it, but I didn't,

and I don't even think I brought it up,

but she won't listen.

No, she's mad because people know about

the cheating thing.

But it's not like I started mentioning

that recently.

Fix your relationship with your mum. I

tried. I said I was sorry that

I said horrible stuff, but I said those

things for a reason. But she won't take

any responsibility. Why can't she just

admit that, yeah, sometimes I'm a dick?

But she won't.

Trolls brought it up. Yeah, I know she's

getting trolled on her YouTube channel.

And then she gets mad at me.

But I was all— I always get all the blame,

don't I?

I did say sorry, but she didn't say sorry

back. So I got fed up

and I said, well, I'm just gonna stay here

Yeah, I don't know why. It's like I

get punished for things I didn't say,

or I get punished for things the trolls

are saying. It's so unfair.

No one sticks up for me. It's like it's

always my fault. Why do

I have to suffer for things I didn't say?

I didn't even say any of this stuff.

I think my sister's the only one in my

whole life who's clever enough to

understand it.

Yeah. Okay. I told the story ages ago.

That's why people know about it. Um, I—

but the reason why I told the story is

because I was— it was a funny story. I

wasn't— the emphasis wasn't on the

cheating bit. The funny story was because

of the cringe letter that I sent. To the

guy threatening him when I was about 22.

I was telling the story because it was

funny in that sense. I wasn't like bashing

my mum about it. I don't— I mean, I don't

really care that much now.

Yeah, then I told it again because he

gave us a lift last year and I was like,

oh my God, is that him? And then I went on

a bit of a rant.

Keep personal close family things to

yourself. But then I wouldn't— so many of

my stories I wouldn't be able to tell

them. It's so

hard to be a storyteller and then

everyone's trying to tell you to stop

telling the stories.

I don't know why people just won't let me

say what I want to say. It's not like it

affects them.

Oh, thanks, McGlovin. It's time you and

Pia got together. She'd make content with

you and not demand you delete your

channel. Yeah, it's a shame she's not

interested in me anymore.

I did try last year. But she said she

wasn't interested.

But who knows? I mean, what if things got

serious with Pia and then she turns out

crazy as well?

I don't think she would, but then you

never do think they would in the

beginning, would you? Do you?

I chose to go to Thailand instead of

seeing Pia again back in 2022 because,

well, it was tough back in 2022 because I

didn't have the car, although I did have

more money.

I thought going to Thailand would be a

better move. Also, to be honest, I really

wanted to go back to Japan, but Japan was

still closed because of the lockdowns, so

I thought, oh, Thailand's next best thing,

I guess. And I've never been to Thailand

before, and there's a Thai woman

interested in me, so I thought, go

Thailand. And it was okay. I mean, I don't

regret the Thailand experience. It was

interesting, but it meant I lost other

opportunities.

I watched a bit of that slightly homeless

guy streaming. He was in Thailand. He was

walking around Chatuchak Park with that

Japanese girl. It looks so dead now. I

think they had a massive fire last year

and then loads of the animals died. It was

so lively when I was there. I used to go

there to buy fish. And then he walked past

the fish shops. It made me feel a bit sad.

Kind of miss Thailand, but you just know

if you go back there, it won't be the

same. Nothing ever is the same. When you

go back, it's never the same. It just

makes you feel sad. You'll be like, oh,

and then you'll be all nostalgic, and then

It's never good.

God, I'd be so down if I went back to

Thailand and I saw all the old places

again, but this time I'll be alone.

You gotta keep moving forwards, not

backwards.

Am I self-sustaining through YouTube? Not

really. That's why I have to work my

delivery job. Used to

be. I used to make about £1,500

to £2,000 a month. And it was enough.

But I've been streaming every day,

cranking out videos. I can't break

£1,000 on the YouTube channel alone.

If you add in the PayPal donos, then yeah,

I can just break it.

But I didn't used to have to. Back in the

day, I would, I'd post a video like once

every 3 days and then go live maybe twice

a week. And I was making more money than

I'm making now. I remember I'd post a

video, I'd let it cook for like 3 days,

and then I'd post another one and then

maybe do a stream on the weekend. Now I'm

streaming every day. Back in those days,

I'd get like 40K views. For posting one

video.

Good times.

I remember back then thinking it would be

so dumb to post every day because you're

cannibalizing your own views.

You give people a chance to watch the new

People on Kick saying it pays better.

Yeah, but you gotta go leech off Ice,

don't you?

And then they want you to go do IRL. I

don't want to do IRL. I hate IRL. I like

watching IRL, but I don't want to do it.

I'm way too anxious and

I get stressed out by stuff like the SIM

cards and the setup.

Look what happened to Vitaly. Yeah.

I just— I don't want to end up like that.

Why do they do these really stupid things

though? Didn't Vitaly like try and run off

with a police motorbike and he was trying

to grab the weapons?

I mean, I wasn't even doing anything crazy

last year when I was streaming in Japan.

But several things happened that really

put me off it, like getting approached by

scary guys, being rude to me,

nearly getting beaten up by a gang of

teenagers. And then do you remember that

teenager on the bike rode up from behind

and screamed in my ear and then rode off?

Japanese people are dicks.

What if they beat me up? No one was around

I feel like you just, you become this

massive target when you stream outside.

Yeah, that really put me off.

I didn't even get more viewers. I was

getting the same viewers I'm getting now.

Like, if I was getting 10 times more

viewers, then yeah, I'd be incentivized to

do it, but I'm not. I get the same number

Damn, silver's doing good. I want to buy

some silver.

Would I do an interview with Toki Tom?

No, I I learned my lesson from doing the

interview with Elvis the Alien. If you

can't control the situation, then don't

get yourself into the situation. That's

what I learned. When Elvis asked all those

silly questions, I felt like I've lost

control. This is gonna be bad.

I like streaming on my own because I can

be in complete control.

I think exes will just say the same thing.

Thing about me, like I'm not very caring,

make them feel unvalued.

Plus the cheating stuff. Even if there was

no cheating, they still get upset. My

exes, for the same reasons.

He only cares about himself.

He's not romantic.

Yeah, because I've got problems. Like,

how am I gonna make money? How am I gonna

pay rent? I don't have the luxury of being

romantic and devoting loads of time

to people. If I was rich, then yeah, I'd

be able to be like that, but I'm not rich.

So I should probably just stay single.

Otherwise I'm never going to get rich if I

keep not being able to focus on becoming

rich. I feel like I've got to focus on

becoming financially well-off or else

just don't bother. Trying to date,

because otherwise what's the point?

You'll just be miserable and stressed

about money all the time. Who would want

Well, I'm not trying to be rich, I'm just

trying to like create, um,

reliable sources of income.

That I could probably improve on,

hopefully improve on, make stronger.

It's just that it feels like you miss out

a lot on in life if you don't— if

you just cut out all the other stuff,

like obviously cereal and nice fun times

with laughter.

Maybe I get an iPad, start doing artwork

again, make merch,

storytimes.

The M4 iPad Pro 13-inch looks

Looks very nice. The screen's massive.

£1,000.

It's more money than my laptop.

I don't know if Apple's worth going short

again. Or is it over?

See what my guru says.

Da da da da da da.

When does— I thought Elden Ring Night Rain

comes out in a month. It's too early.

I really wish I could get the Switch 2,

but I didn't get invited to the pre-order,

which is silly because I've been a

Nintendo member for over 2 years and I'm

pretty sure I've got Plenty of game hours,

just not recently.

I played loads of Switch back in 2021.

Maybe that doesn't count because it was

too long ago.

I did cancel my Nintendo membership though

a couple years ago, so maybe that's why.

Do you have to have an active membership?

If only there's a way to borrow one and

then give it back. So people believe

that I have one.

Yeah,

I got some views on my second channel just

for walking around in my house rambling

about it.

I don't really want one though, to be

honest. If I was going to get a console,

I'd rather get a PS5 and

get a TV. There's nothing on it

I really want to play. I've played all

the, all the games coming to it, like

Elden Ring, Cyberpunk, Hogwarts Legacy. I

already played all those. Those are old

games. They came out in 2022 or 2023.

Street Fighter 6. I don't really want to

play these games. I, I don't really want

to play any games actually.

There's no games I really want to play.

Why get a Switch? So I can make videos

about it. I made Steam Deck and ROG

Ally videos and they did really well, and

I did a Switch OLED video and did really

well, got about 400,000 views.

It made like $2,000. And then I got

700,000 views on my Steam Deck video.

It was quite funny though. Sometimes I

accidentally unintentionally make quite a

funny video. Maybe I was in a good mood.

I was saying silly stuff like, You can't

even one-finger balance it. Rubbish. And

then I accidentally dropped the Switch

Lite onto it, and then everyone in the

comments got mad.

And then you could also do gameplay

performance tests I bet loads of people

want to see how Elden Ring runs on the

Switch 2. Easy 5K views there. But then

you got to buy it and you can't refund

games on the Switch 2, so you wouldn't

make back the money unless you got loads

of views. That's the problem.

Yeah, maybe it's too risky.

By the time everyone can buy one, I reckon

it's not really going to be trending

anymore.

Maybe I'll just stick to making some fake

ones where I don't risk losing any money.

I'll just pretend I've got one. I've been

playing with my Switch 2 for 1 week now.

Oh, thanks, Anony Mouse.

I remember that.

I saw that, um, PewDiePie made a video

saying he bought land in Japan. I tried

watching it. The whole thing was just like

cringe, oh look at me, I'm such a great

father showcase of a video. Where's the

bit about buying the land? Whole thing was

just PewDiePie playing with his kid.

Why put that on YouTube? Keep it private.

If it's like a home video where you're

making memories of your kid, okay, but do

we have to see that? It's weird. Marzia

needs to put the camera down, get back in

the kitchen. I don't

want to watch PewDiePie swinging his kid

around for 30 minutes. So boring.

Why are they buying land? Oh, they want to

build a house or something. They've

already got a house, so they're gonna have

2 houses or what?

Marta is pregnant again.

Jesus. Yeah, I just— I can't relate to

PewDiePie anymore. He has outpaced

us. I liked it when he played video games

and was a cringe edgelord.

Some people just grow up and move on, I

guess.

10 more years. No, how old is his son?

His son must be a few years old now.

Maybe in 6 years he'll be given a phone.

He'll find my video about him. Do you

think he's gonna find the video I made

about him? It got quite a lot of views.

Do you think he'll make a channel?

PewDiePie's son.

I'm jealous of the fact that he's a

multi-bazillionaire and doesn't have to

worry about money ever again in his life.

Yeah, and everyone loves him.

Would you love me if I was a

multi-milli-onaire, or would you still

think I'm a loser with a funny haircut?

Because I'd probably not change my

hairstyle even if I was a millionaire,

because obviously I have this hairstyle

because I like it, not because I'm forced

I like my fluffy hair.

You'd be doing the same if you were a

millionaire, probably. What would I be

doing differently? I'd probably get bored

and buy a bunch of stuff like a TV, a

PlayStation, gaming computer,

maybe a Tesla, and then I'd get bored and

then feel empty again. I'll be back on the

stream saying, I'm bored of all my new

stuff, the money doesn't make me happy.

I still feel like you got to like mess

with people. You've got to like meet

people, get involved,

start pulling strings.

You got to get in the pigsty and roll

around and get dirty a bit,

not just be a spectator.

Sometimes I feel like maybe I should get a

job where I work with people so then I can

bitch about them on stream and then

they'll never know. I get money and I get

content, and maybe there's a hot girl

working there.

I remember when I picked up the Morrison's

groceries doing Amazon Flex, almost all

the girls look hot.

Stock market stream today. Yeah, I thought

maybe I'll do a private livestream where

only paying members can join my trading

stream. And all

you have to do is do the opposite of what

I do and you're guaranteed to make money.

I think the only thing I can prove is that

I make the wrong decision almost every

time. My track record proves it.

Just do the opposite of me, 80% chance of

I'll be like Traveling Trader, $100 for

10 viewers. Well, if it's $100 per person,

it's $1,000.

Oh wow, thanks. Why are you letting

Daewoong go?

I didn't say nothing. No comment.

You can't call yourself a trader if you

can't make your own trading decisions.

That's like saying you can't be a cook if

you can't not follow a

recipe. First you follow a recipe,

and then you get confident at making the

dish, and then you can make it yourself.

So first I'm going to copy the pros, and

then when I get good, I'll be able to make

my own decisions.

I think I got unlucky because if I only

had started YouTube earlier, I probably

would have done better. If I started when

I was younger— God, I was so weird. I was

even— you think I'm weird now? I was even

weirder when I was 20, 21.

And I was really, I was really unaware of

myself and how weird I was. I thought

I was cool. Like, I honestly thought I was

really cool and everyone was lame. And I

didn't realize that— how I didn't realize

how weird I was until probably my 30s when

everyone was telling me I'm weird. I

thought I was really cool and everything.

And also I was younger, so I had more

energy and all that stuff. I just wish I

started YouTube in 2010 instead of

2016-ish.

Explain why you were weird. I don't know,

I had this sense of superiority and had

really weird hair and had a very weird

lispy way of speaking that I thought was

cool. And I was obsessed with Japan and

thought my Japanese was really good.

I was just really weird and I was obsessed

with anime.

I would have been so much better than any

of these guys on Kick. You see all these

young guys on Kick now? I was so much

better than they are. I would have been so

much more entertaining.

I'm, I'm kind of dull now because number

one, I'm getting old. I don't want a crazy

life anymore. Number 2, I've had so many

people trying to shut me down where it's

gotten to the point where I just, I kind

of don't enjoy it anymore because I can't

just talk freely. Otherwise I get

in trouble.

And I've tried my best to just, you know,

be like, fuck everyone else, I'll just

talk about what I want. But it's resulted

in harsh consequences that

have kind of bummed me out.

Because you realize sometimes you just

can't win. Sometimes it's not worth

fighting anymore. Sometimes you just have

to give up.

The whole never give up mentality only

gets you so far. Until you reach an

unbreakable wall.

The biggest risk is you get in legal

trouble like these other streamers do,

like Vitaly and Johnny Smiley.

I always thought the biggest risk was

getting banned on YouTube, but that's not

actually the biggest risk. You are far

more likely to get in trouble with the law

before you get in trouble with YouTube.

I haven't had any strikes or trouble on

YouTube in years. Last time I got a strike

was the Yeah, when I, I took that footage

from the guy, Scott. Tom Scott.

No, not Tom Scott. What was his name?

Philip Schofield? No, Tom Schofield.

Who's Philip Schofield? Isn't he the

famous guy in England? Tom Scott.

Tim. Yeah, Tim Schofield. I forgot his

name.

Tom Schofield.

Philip Schofield.

Isn't Philip Schofield the guy on TV?

Yeah, he's the guy, the television

presenter.

Didn't he get canceled as well for sexual

allegations? He was on The One Show.

Yeah, Tim Schofield, the tech channel. I

took some of his footage and he gave me a

copyright strike. What videos

is he making now?

Hey, Tim Schofield here. His stupid intro.

Haha, dead channel. He only gets 15k

views. And he's got 900K subs.

He just unboxes phones,

but he probably gets the phones for free

cuz he's a big channel even though he

barely gets any views.

Went to his Twitch stream begging him to

remove the strike. Yeah, we raided his—

cuz he, he streams Call of Duty on Twitch

to like 5 viewers. Why even bother?

They're probably all his friends. I just

don't understand why people bother

streaming when they get 5 viewers. So all

these leeches on Kick are desperate to be

streamers, but they don't get any viewers

unless they go leech off Ice because

they're nobodies. But I didn't stream

until I had a following, and I built my

following by making videos. I didn't just

go live on day 1 with 0 subs.

So I just don't understand why these

people stream on Twitch and then the only

viewers they have are their friends.

What's the point? I dated this English

girl in 2022. She streamed on Twitch too,

playing Genshin Impact, and she had like 3

viewers, which were all her friends. She

kept asking me to come drop by and say hi,

so I clicked on it and I was like, this is

so cringe. What even is the point of

this? That's why

I hate Twitch, because you can't make

videos, so you have to go live from day

one basically and try and build a

following. And it's just so depressing

sitting there streaming, you got like 2

So yeah, we went on Tim Schofield's Twitch

stream and we were spamming him, and then

he banned us all. That was funny.

I sent him an email as well and he ignored

it, and then he banned us all from his

YouTube channel. What dick. Just because I

took 10 seconds of his footage gives me a

90-day strike.

Lame. Imagine being that petty.

I mean, I do a copyright strike too. If

they've taken my content and they're

bashing me. But if they take my content,

they just re-upload it, I don't really

care, to be honest. I mean, it's not like

I'm getting views from doing it, so if

they steal my content, re-upload it, and

get some views, then you're helping put my

name out there. I'm not really bothered.

But if you start bashing me and

insulting me in the title. Yeah, I'm

gonna— I've wiped entire channels because

they just re-uploaded my stuff insulting

me.

Um, yeah, Nobita strikes me too because I

used this picture, but then he un— he took

it off. He unstriked me.

Thank God. I had 2 strikes. If I had one

more strike, I would have gotten banned

off YouTube. I remember being Chihiro in

Heathrow Airport, and I was checking my

YouTube channel, and I was like freaking

out about the strikes. I remember ranting

to my dad about it in the car because he

came picked us up. He came and picked us

up,

and he tried his best to try and show

interest, but it was obvious he had no

idea what I was talking about.

Chad Daniel will move back to his mum

after his lease is done. I don't think so.

So the thing about the contract is, after

it's finished, the deal is I can carry on

living here on a monthly basis. So I

won't be in a contract. I would just have

to give him notice that I want to move

out. And then I could move out whenever I

want. It's just the initial

period was, uh, 5 months, I think.

Might have to reread the contract just to

No, he hasn't been to visit. Thank God.

He said he'll be down to say hi. I didn't

say anything to it.

Don't really want that.

I'm sure he's a nice guy and everything,

it's just a bit awkward.

Am I taking a break from cereal? Yeah, I

guess so, but I've been having non-stop

cereal for the last 3 years. I feel like I

need a break.

Seize the sofa in 2 parts? Well, it's my

sofa. I bought it. I can do what I want

with it. Everything in this house is mine.

Apart from that fireplace.

I think if I go home to my mum's house, I

would not be making more money because I'd

get lazy and not want to work anymore.

And I would just resort back to YouTube.

So I

don't know. I feel like I would be a bit

nervous to start driving again in Kent now

that I've been spoiled with how easy it is

here. God, the driving here is so easy.

If I miss a turn, I just reverse back up

the road and do the turn. 'Cause it's so

dead here. It's like you can literally

just do a donut in the middle of the road

and no one would know.

I don't even know if you can do a donut in

an EV.

What have I done to the garden? I just

made a little vegetable patch. I just

cleared a little square patch and I

planted some seeds.

I wanted to grow wheat, but it takes ages,

and then you've got to mill the wheat into

flour. I'm gonna

turn the whole garden into a little wheat

field, grow my own bread.

When's the first barbecue stream?

Probably not until July-ish, which is when

it gets warm.

He won't like you planting seeds, but

there's weeds growing everywhere. How am

I— what do I do with the weeds? Am I

expected to pluck all the weeds out the

ground? I can't mow the weeds because it's

on gravel. No, I didn't

plant the seeds directly on the ground. I

just dumped a pile of compost on the

ground and then I chucked the seeds on

them. Bada bing, bada bong.

Same thing, isn't it? I've just got

a mountain of compost and I chuck the

seeds in it.

It'll work, won't it? Why do they

need to be planted in a pot?

Life will find a way,

and if it doesn't, then it didn't deserve

to live and be eaten by me.

Well, tomatoes grow in the sewers, don't

they? Because people eat the seeds and it

gets in the sewer. So if the tomato can

just grow in a sewer, I'm pretty sure it

can grow in a mountain of nutrient-rich,

premium, peat-free compost. I noticed

Americans pronounce compost as compost,

and it sounds so funny. They're like,

next, spread the compost. It sounds so

gay. It's so funny how— because you

don't really hear these words very often.