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Takes ages.

Oh, it takes ages. for people to start, start coming in onto Twitch. Look, I've set everything up very nicely on my new, new, new— what's it called? Don't know what it's called. So this is what I've done. Got a Chrome window here And I put the webcam in this space and got a little glass here. I think it looks pretty neat. Finally figured out how to get the window capture to work so I can play YouTube videos. It should work. Let's see if it works. Meet up with us in September. My female friend wants to meet you. Is she cute? The most important question. Can you hear the sound? Because I've got these headphones plugged in. I'm not sure if it's too loud or too quiet. It's not too hot yet because the air conditioning was on in the morning, but I just turned it off and And I opened the door, so I think it's gonna start heating up fairly soon. I'm not sure if I should put this on. Wide angle. Wide angle or no wide angle? Which one's better? The wide angle makes my arms look weird. Look, they look like tree branches. I'm not sure if I'm going to make a notification on YouTube. Oh look, Ice Poseidon's live streaming. He's back in America.

Oh, nice.

I might make a post on Discord. Streaming now at everyone. Streaming now on Twitch. I remember their faces now. They were not very cute. No comment. I can't make any comments. I don't want to be rude. They're my wife's friends, good friends. The Filipino one phoned my wife last night Complaining again, and she wanted to talk to me, and my wife tried to get me on the phone, but I refused. I refused to answer the phone. I didn't want to talk on the phone. It's so annoying when someone just hands you a phone and tries, tries to make you speak on it. As someone who has social anxiety, that's Not a good thing to do. It's like trying to force a vegan to eat a burger. I don't understand why she's so upset with it. There's this whole complicated issue about her being the L-word, and she doesn't want people to find out about it. And she's worried that her parents would find out about it. Um, but I didn't say anything in the video that would reveal the relationship. It was just a few people in the comment section using the L word. She could just deny it. If someone says, oh, I saw you in that video, people were saying you're lesbians in the comments, is it true? She could just say no, they're just being silly. It's not like it's solid proof that they are lesbians. I don't understand why it's so bad for people to find out. Apparently her parents are really against it. She doesn't want them to find out. Ugh, so annoying. And she doesn't want people to know that she's back with that Japanese woman. Bit of a complicated issue. She shouldn't have allowed me to show her face in the first place. My wife shouldn't have told me that they're lesbians. Don't tell me stuff that you don't want me to say because I stream and I talk a lot, and sometimes I say things that I shouldn't have said. It's just safer if you don't tell me things you don't want me to talk about. We have those 2 knives, we're back up with these 2 grabs. I didn't think it'd be a big problem. I didn't know that they were keeping the whole relationship a secret, but apparently they were. Apparently it's a big secret. Am I going to stream lunch? Probably. I'll stream for Most of the day, probably about 5 hours, because I put up a new video on my Tube— Tube channel— my YouTube channel, so I can't do anything on the main channel because I just put up a new video. Don't need to do anything for my second channel because I just put up a new video on there as well, and I've got another one ready to go, so I don't have to go outside and get something new. So that means I've only got Twitch left to do. So the main channels, they, they've been fed. I feel like I'm feeding pets. I've got to feed the channels, keep them fed with new stuff. So the 2 channels on YouTube have been fed, so I don't have to worry about them for today. Now I've got the Twitch. I need to feed Twitch now. I was going to go outside and get some GoPro footage, but I filmed something yesterday. Uh, I am out of the loop on this, but did you have cereal with Metanoia? Yes, me and Pia did have sex in London. It's, it's quite nice having multiple things to do because if I've already fed the main channel, then I have the second channel to feed, and then I have Twitch to also keep me occupied. I don't want to keep spamming the main channel. If I only had the main channel, I would have too many videos to put out and not enough time. I don't want to spam it with new stuff every day. I don't want to spam out a video and then stream on the same day. I feel like that's too much. I want to pace it out a bit, so I need different, different channels and stuff. To do different stuff on. I think that's a good idea, a good approach. Uh, was Pia good at sex? She wasn't bad, but she didn't really do anything. She just laid there. We did missionary most of the time. I've had worse. The worst sex I had was with this Japanese woman, and she didn't know how to angle her hips properly. When you're having sex, a woman has to, number one, spread her legs, and then number two, angle her hips slightly upwards so the guy can get his dick in and out. But she didn't know how to do that. She just lied down flat on the bed. I couldn't get my dick in because she wasn't angling it, and then she wouldn't spread her legs wide enough. It was so annoying. How, how can you be over 40 and you still don't have You don't know how to have sex when you're over 40? It's not hard, you just spread your legs and then angle your hips. So I tried getting her to angle her hips, but then she kept reverting back to how she was before. And the sex was so bad I ended up blocking her because even though it was, you know, free sex, it was really bad and she was really ugly. I felt really turned off by her. She was a virgin. Who, the Japanese woman? There's no way she could be a virgin. She was over 40. Is it fun having sex with older women? If they're good, Then yeah, it can be fun. But if they smell and they're ugly and they don't angle their hips, it's really bad. I'd rather just masturbate. I need to be careful with this Chrome tab because I might accidentally just open up my analytics and show my earnings and stuff like that. So I'm just going to keep it on YouTube.

Hopefully.

My wife's good because she does things I like. She fingers my a-hole and stuff like that, which I quite like. I could do react, react to YouTubers now because this is Twitch. I don't have to worry about stuff like copyright. I can just play other YouTubers' videos and stuff like that, not worry about getting copyright claims and stuff like that. That's the great thing about Twitch. I could even put music on. I don't know if I want to, people might not like it. Do I still masturbate? I masturbated an hour ago. Where's my new video? I can react to my own. If you only type in Hai Di, my channel shows up straight away. That's pretty cool. My new video, My Problem with My Wife's Friends. I was supposed to upload it At 2 AM in the night when my wife was sleeping so she wouldn't notice, but I accidentally fell asleep, woke up again at 6 AM, then I uploaded at 6. I don't know if she noticed it yet. She might be watching it now on the train. I don't think I said anything wrong in the video that, that would upset anyone, so I don't think she's gonna get angry with it. Did I get Resident Evil 2? No, I haven't, because it's quite expensive and I watched a lot of videos on it and I'm not sure if I would enjoy it. I'm not sure if I would enjoy it and I might just get bored. I'm a bit worried the Filipino girl's gonna see it and then complain again, ask me to take it down. Oh, I'm supposed to take down I'm so— she wants me to take down the video where she's in it, but I don't want to. I could just edit out the beginning because the only bit that she's in the video is at the beginning, isn't it? The first few minutes where you can fully see her face. Even though I blurred it out, she still wants me to take it down. I don't want to take it down. I could use YouTube's edit tool and then just trim it off, but then she's still In the video later on for like a split second. Such a pain. I put time and effort into editing the video. I think it's a good video. I don't want to take it down. If I take it down and edit it out, I could re-upload it, but it won't get views because everyone's already seen it. It'll get maybe 6K views out of people just clicking again out of curiosity, but people have already seen it. They don't want to see it again. If I take it down, I could re-upload it, but then it'll get shit views. I don't want it to get shit views. I could put it on my second channel. I don't want to take it down. It's a nice video, a nice vlog. I'm proud of it. Started playing Final Fantasy 14 because of an oldish video of yours. Was that the My Ideal Type of I made a really cute girl on Final Fantasy 14. I made this cat girl. She was really cute. I got to about level 20-ish, but then I got fed up with it. It was just kind of repetitive. You just— you walk around, you do quests, you kill monsters. It's not fun. I didn't find the game to be fun. The world is Oh, Final Fantasy 14 looks really pretty, really good. Oh, thank you, Synthetica. If I was the last human on Earth, would I fuck an animal? Which animal would I choose if I could fuck any animal? I'd probably fuck a horse because they kind of look like women from behind. They have those thighs and And their legs are long. I've seen videos of guys effing horses. It's quite hot. But then I'd get scared it would kick me. They might— it might freak out and then kick me and then break my leg or my ribs. Maybe, maybe a pig. Pig is kind of human-ish. Oh, thank you, Eloin Nova. Do I ever get bored of games? Sometimes. I get bored with everything. There's nothing that doesn't get boring after a while. In a livestream on someone's YouTube channel, it's not like you're doing anything illegal. I've got ads now because my YouTube Premium member expired and I didn't renew it, so now I have to watch ads on my own video. Horses have really beautiful thighs. They do. They have thick, round, curvy buttocks like women do, but they have tails. The tail kind of ruins it. Even the vagina of a horse kind of looks like a big woman's vagina. It has lips and stuff. Grammar and spelling are important, but if you want to write essays that inspire, messages that— I like the beginning where I'm puffing vape vapor out. Oh, it's so annoying having ads. Maybe I should get YouTube Premium again. I just puffed out a cloud.

Save all livestreams, it's difficult for us that work.

They are saved, but I've set it to sub only so the subs get an extra bonus for subbing. Vaper? Yeah, I bought a vape just out of curiosity. It's nicotine-free, so it's, it's not unhealthy. But I'm a bit worried about having me vaping in the video because I heard that some people were getting strikes. YouTube doesn't like videos where you promote vaping, but I think if it's, if it's just a video and you're just vaping in the video, I think that's okay because the video is not about vaping, it's about something else. Do you know what the name of your Twitch notification sound is? I don't remember. I set it all up last year. I haven't, haven't fiddled with it since then. And I realized why my stream yesterday on YouTube was so laggy. It's Because my chair, when I'm moving around on my chair, sometimes accidentally knock the power brick of my laptop and then it falls out of the plug socket. I didn't realize the laptop was running on battery power, which slows everything down. It's kind of hard for us because I like— I particularly like livestreams better than just videos. I cannot watch YouTube every day.

Speaking of horses, check out this article on what it's like to date a horse. This is quality content. Tarankan, tarankan, tarankan.

Check out this article, what it's like to date a horse. I'd only get banned on Twitch by showing sexual stuff. I would like to leave the streams up, but I want to give The people who sub to me something as a reward, something as a bonus, and I don't really have anything else to offer apart from the offline livestreams. Blur them out. I put, I put too many ads in my own video. It keeps playing ads every time I press play. I'm not sure what to do. I don't really have anything planned today. I was just gonna watch YouTube stuff. Oh, thank you, Kerry B. You really think nicotine is the only unhealthy thing about vaping? How can you be so much in denial? I don't know about vaping. Oh, thank you, True Gamer Girl, for subbing. You immediately felt irritation in your throat. Yeah, my throat went a bit sore. It's okay now.

Daniel, read the article. It's not super explicit, it's just funny. I'll post it in chat.

What's it about? I'll open it on my phone. I want to react to some Nobita videos, maybe, or maybe Rachel and Jun. Okay, what's this horse article about? The guy dating— oh, I think I saw H3H3 do a video about that years ago. Some guy who was dating, or he married his horse, something like that. If you need to be hydrated doesn't mean it is irritation. If you vape, you need to drink more. But isn't the vapor water vapor? How come water vapor is dehydrating me? Are you going to play a game? I might play some Rainbow Six later on. It's not water. What is it then? What's in these? I don't know what's in the liquid. I thought it was just like apple-flavored liquid, and then when you suck it, it turns into vapor. He has a wife who lets him fuck a horse. I think I've seen it. I saw H3H3 do it, do a reaction video to it. You get fluid in your lungs. I don't inhale it, I just suck it in, blow it out.

If I see that you are saving all livestreams here, I'll subscribe, but you need to be consistent in this platform.

Um, that is the plan. I want to do more streams on Twitch and then save them here. Hopefully I can get the people who like watching my streams on YouTube over to Twitch because I think Twitch is better because it's more I'm not sure, actually.

I don't know.

I feel less afraid to do things on Twitch because on YouTube I could get a strike so easily for just playing someone else's content, and I'm very worried about getting a strike on my YouTube channel. But on Twitch, I'm more relaxed about it. I'm not worried about stuff like copyright. Have I watched Morena in Japan? I checked out her channel before. Let's see her channel now. Didn't really interest me though. I'm not really interested in what she does. Trying Japanese snacks for the first time. Toxic dating habits. I went on a date with a dude who had black Air Force What, what are Air Force Ones? Being stopped by Japanese police for standing. I don't like the way she talks, it's kind of annoying. I just don't really find her interesting at all. How many subs How many subs does she have now? She has 75,000 subs. She kind of stopped growing. Black girl— I just drooled all over it. Black girl tries Japanese makeup style. We got spit on, harassed, and groped by Japanese men. I don't think I should play that one. You need to understand livestreams are the way that your fans actually follow you. I do kind of understand. What flavor do you vape? I have green apple. Oh, it's starting to get hot. Doesn't take long. I have the door open. I turned off the air conditioning. The heat— the temperature's rising. I'm not sweating yet. Maybe I should have kept the door closed. There's no wind blowing, so is there any benefit of having the door open? Will I get more vape liquid after I run out? I'm not sure. It cost about $10 to get 2, and they don't last very long because I keep— I keep using it all day long. It doesn't last more than a few days. I didn't know you smoked. It's not smoking, it's just vaping, and I'm not inhaling it, and there's no nicotine. I'm pretending. I guess I'm just pretending I like the way it looks. I like pretending that it's making me feel good when actually it doesn't really make me feel anything. I like the smell. I've got a nice idea for my next video. It's going to be called Apologies to Black women copying Nobita. Nobita did it. He got, he got views. Nobita apology. Look, he made an apology to— my apologies to Black people. I'll change it to my apologies to Black women because I don't know if you remember, but I made a video about Black women last year and a lot of people got upset with it. I lost Nearly 2,000 subscribers. I didn't even say anything racist or bad though. I just gave off some stereotypes that black women have. I ended up taking it down because I was scared it would get a strike for hate speech, even though it wasn't hate speech. I didn't say anything racist. I said, I said my impressions of black women are, and And then I just gave off a bunch of general stereotypes that they have. I didn't say that they were bad stereotypes. I think people got confused. They thought that the reason why I wouldn't date a black woman were because of the stereotypes. That wasn't what I was saying. The GoPro video is pretty nice. Keep them coming. Thanks. The, the last one is doing really well for views. It's called Talking to a Japanese. I'll show you my, my second channel. It's just GoPro videos where I walk around places and I talk to this guy.

Riding It's not that easy.

It's so awkward. I walk into the shop and I, instead of going straight to the counter, I pace around a little bit. I pace around first and then I wait until another customer goes up to the counter, so, so the cashier guy is preoccupied with the other customer, so I can look at the products freely without being talked to. But it's so awkward. I'm just standing there reading it. And then I finally walk up to him. Oh no, it's frozen. I finally walk up to him and I ask him— oh no, I'm crashing.

What's happening?

My voice sounds so, so sheepish. Oh no. This is a problem. I think when I try and play YouTube videos, it slows down the internet and it messes up the stream. It's streaming now, isn't it? The stream is lagging. No, I can't even play a YouTube video and stream at the same time. How is it now? Oh no. Is it streaming? Let me check Twitch.

React to old viral videos or bleach your hair or something. The GoPro videos are boring.

React to my— react to old viral videos. I could do— I could do anything on the second channel. Okay, so this is a problem. If I try and play videos on YouTube At high definition, it's going to lag the stream out. See what happens if I change. I've changed it to lowest quality, so it might be okay now. I'm not sure. I'm not sure what he said. Sometimes I don't understand what they're saying, I just pretend I understood.

Green apple.

It was so awkward. I was confused because he was saying that the one that I picked up could only use the tobacco liquids, but I wanted one that could use the sweet flavors.

I don't think they—

And then he got me this starter kit. Over here. And I wasn't sure if the vaping device was inside this box or not because it looks very small. I thought vapes were very big, but you can get these slim ones as well, which I didn't know.

Oh, thank you. Also, how many fingers does she shove up your hole?

She's never pegged me. She usually just puts the tip of her finger into the hole. The guy looks so angry. I don't know, he just looks kind of bored, maybe fed up. I think he's actually the, the manager of the place because he was still there 6 hours later when I went back for dinner. I'm a bit worried he'll find out that I've filmed him secretly and use his face in the video. I can't go back there anymore now. He might get angry. I don't think he'd find out. Unless someone who knows him watches my channel and then tells him about it. That's a possibility. I don't think he was upset. Why would he be upset? He was there all day because I went to buy the vape around, uh, 12 o'clock midday, and then me and my wife went back there for dinner. Around 7— around 8 PM, he was still there. I used to work in this— not this shop, but I used to work in the same chain, Lawson. I used to wear that uniform as well. The uniform was slightly different when I worked there. It wasn't dark blue, it was lighter blue, and there were stripes all over it. Maybe he has a special manager's shirt. I used to work at Lawson for about 3 months in 2011. It was horrible, I hated it. My first day at Lawson involved me practicing saying irasshaimase to customers when they come in. It was really weird because In England, you don't greet all of the customers every time they enter the shop, but in Japan you have to. And you have to do it in a very loud voice, a very energetic voice. You can't just go irasshaimase. They won't hear you. And at first, my voice was too small and they kept telling me to say it louder. Why did they fire me? They didn't fire me. They got angry with me because I I kept making mistakes, and then I got fed up and I just didn't go the next day. I didn't tell them I was quitting. Which, yeah, okay, pretty bad thing to do. I should have told them I wanted to quit. But at that point, I was so depressed with the job, I was so fed up with it, and I quit the job. I stayed in Japan for about one week more and I went to Korea, which is so stupid now I think about it, because I had a 1-year working visa and I only stayed there for 3, 4 months. I still had 8 months left on my visa. I could have stayed in Japan, but I really didn't want to get another job. I had no money. I only had about $2,000 in my savings account. I had no YouTube to rely on. Had no other sources of income. I tried getting another job, but I gave up and I just lost all motivation. And I went to South Korea, just lived with my— I lived with my ex-Korean girlfriend. And then I went back home to England the next year. And actually, I only found out about this recently, but when I was in Korea For that first time, my dad got ill, the same illness that he died of. This was around 2012, the beginning. He didn't tell us, he just said he was sick, but he didn't tell us how bad it was. The same thing happened. I only found out because after he died, I went through his emails on his computer, and I was reading all of his emails he was sending people, and he was telling He was telling my uncle about what happened in great detail. And he said he got the flu. He got some kind of viral muscle attack and he collapsed. And then the ambulance came, but it was winter, so there was all snow blocking up the roads. And my uncle, who lives next door, he was outside shoveling the snow. And my dad was in hospital for 2 weeks. He had kidney failure and he was on the machines and he was in hospital for about 2 weeks. And, um, what else did he say? He had pneumonia as well that time, but he didn't have sepsis that time, so it wasn't as bad. As this year. He was younger, so I guess him being younger meant he was stronger. This was 7, 7 years ago, so he was 50, 58, maybe 57. He was 57. And he had the exact same illness— flu, kidney failure, pneumonia. But it was thanks to that, that illness that he got checked up and they found out he had prostate cancer. So it's kind of ironic. Thanks to him getting the flu, they found out he got prostate cancer. But in the end, it was the virus, it was the flu that got him, not the prostate cancer. I don't think he thought he would get the same thing again. I didn't think— I don't think he thought that he would die to it because he changed his diet and he was living healthily. He probably thought he could fight it off again like before. People die so unexpectedly, don't they? One minute you're fine, and then next week you get the flu. And when you get the flu, no one thinks they're gonna die from it. You think, oh, it's just the flu, I'll be fine in a few days, I'll just take some medicine, get some sleep. No one thinks they're gonna die from the flu. I don't think so. But it can, can get very dangerous, and then it can lead to things like sepsis, which is very, very dangerous. Sepsis is the number one leading cause of death in ICU in England. Didn't know that. Hey Daniel, I made a song for you. Should I release it? Sure, go ahead. The problem is he— the infection that killed him was probably caused by the, the, the machine that was giving him oxygen. What's it called? Ventilator. I think he got another infection from the ventilating machine. So frustrating. He was doing so well on Monday. He was getting better, and then he got another infection from somewhere, and then it triggered everything again, triggered all the sepsis stuff again. He got pneumonia again. And that was like the final nail in the coffin. He couldn't fight off all of those things all at once. He was just being attacked by so many things. Multiple organ failure, pneumonia, sepsis, infections. It was just too much. Do I recommend the flu shot? Sometimes I wonder if, if he had the flu shot, would he still be alive? Who knows? Maybe? The respirator must have been dirty somehow. It could have had bacteria in it. It could be a possibility. My auntie and uncle, they got the flu shot, but they also got the flu, the same flu that my dad had. It was a really bad flu season this year, and the strain of the flu was H1N1, H1Z1. Apparently, it's the same strain of flu as the Spanish flu. I've got his death certificate in my bag and it says H1Z1. Was it H1N1? I'm not sure. Why am I still in Japan? I think Japan is boring. Because I have a wife and I have to be with her. You don't believe me that it's H1Z1? I'll show you right now. No, no, it's it's H1N1 multi. Cause of death: multi-organ failure, pneumonia, influenza, H1N1. What a nightmare. For some reason, I never thought my parents would actually die. It was just such a weird concept to process because I thought my parents would always be around for some reason, even though that's— It's not gonna happen. Obviously they're gonna die eventually. Where's my glass? Oh, I didn't finish my coffee. My iced coffee. Iced coffee has gone warm. He did die young though. My dad is 3 years older than yours and I'm 7 years younger than you. Everyone was surprised. The doctors were surprised, the nurses were surprised. They all thought he was going to make it. 64 is still kind of young. You would expect a 60-year-old to be able to fight off a flu infection, but he had the flu infection the entire time he was at hospital. He was in ICU for about 3 weeks, and the entire time he had the flu virus inside of him. Even with all of the antiviral medicines and all of the help he was getting, his body wasn't strong enough to fight off the flu infection. I think that was the main problem. There's no medicine you can give people that just kills off flu. Antibiotics doesn't do anything to viruses. The body has to fight off the virus itself using its immune system. My dad has actually had a pretty weak immune system for his whole life. He's always had problems with chest infections and getting ill, even when he was younger, even when he was a child. I heard stories of him getting pneumonia and his, his mum had to nurse him. He was just unlucky, I think. I'm not sure, I'm not sure why he had a weak immune system. There must have been a reason. Maybe it was Diet? Genetics, maybe? Lifestyle choices? I don't know. He was a pretty healthy person. He didn't smoke, didn't drink. He had an occasional beer now and then. He didn't do drugs. He was quite physically active outside in the garden. Very strange, very weird. My granddad, on the other hand, had a terrible diet, ate lots of processed meat, bacon, ham, didn't really do much exercise. He lived until 81, and that was back in 1999 when medicine wasn't as good as it is these days. Even my mum's dad, he, he lived until 74, and he was a heavy, heavy smoker. Heavy, heavy smoker, lives until 74. Really healthy guy Dies at 64. Strange. Why did I start using the vape? Because I saw Ice Poseidon using it and I thought it was cool. Yeah, I'm very easily influenced. Okay. Oh, thank you, Rockumentary, for the subscription. Very kind of you. Because I've always had this fantasy of smoking. I quite often have dreams where I'm smoking a big fat cigar, and the idea of smoking has always kind of been intriguing to me, but I would never do it because, you know, cancer and stuff. And I guess vaping is kind of like a safe way. There's no nicotine. Hopefully it's not harmful too much. Have I ever smoked prior to vaping? I tried smoking cigarettes when I was 16 at school. This— when I was about 14 or 15, there was this older guy, older kid who was in the year above. He used to bring cigarettes to school and And he would sell them to us. He would sell us cigarettes for a pound for one or two. And I tried. I tried smoking. I didn't like it, but it made me— it made me popular. The kids who used to bully me, they stopped bullying me and they thought I was cool because I smoked. And it was nice. I felt like I was accepted into the social group at school. It was like a peer pressure thing because all the other kids were doing it. I felt accepted, I felt included, and it was nice. So I smoked a bit when I was 15, but then I left school and I stopped smoking. I didn't do it for very long. I did it for a few months maybe. It was really nice because I went from this— I went from being this complete loser, everyone hated me, and then I just started smoking, and then all of a sudden everyone thought I was cool and they liked me, and it just felt really nice being accepted. I didn't like it though. I didn't, didn't like how it felt. I didn't like the smell. And when I tried inhaling it, I would start coughing. I felt like it was burning the inside of my lungs. It's a nice social thing because you smoke together, have a chat. It's kind of like having a coffee, having a cup of tea. I prefer the vape because it has a nice green apple smell. Green apple. It sounds so stupid. When I speak Japanese, I sound really sheepish. I want to watch more of it. Look at him. He's just standing there waiting for me to say something. You should do more interaction vids like this. Yeah, I should. David Bond was telling me I should just strap on the GoPro and then go outside and have awkward interactions because it'd be funny. And yeah, I should do more stuff like that, but it's really uncomfortable for me. What could I do? You know, in my last GoPro video, I was walking down the street and then I walked past this drink cafe, alcohol snack bar, and then these— this Japanese man, Japanese woman were waving at me. Oh, thank you, Abused Cockroach. Um, this Japanese guy and woman were desperately waving at me, trying to get me to come in. I should have went in. It would have been very weird. Maybe I'll go back. I know where it is, it's easy to find. They might notice that I'm wearing a GoPro. I could just say, oh, it's off, look, it's not on, I'm not recording, and then make it go to screensaver mode. Good way to build self-confidence. Yeah, it is. Usually my main motivation was sex, but obviously now I can't go out and have sex. Maybe views on YouTube and money could be a good motivation to push myself out of my comfort zone. I think I'm gonna do it tomorrow. No, I can't because my wife's off work tomorrow. I might go to a restaurant tomorrow. I really want to go into one of those shady drink bars, but they're so expensive. They make you pay about $10 or $20 for an hour or half an hour just to have a drink with a girl. I don't know if they give you a BJ. Maybe they would have. Maybe if I went in, I spent half an hour, and I gave her some money, she would have offered me a BJ as well as a drink. And then I would have filmed it all on the GoPro, upload to Pornhub. When will I hang out with the Hong Kong guy again? He keeps messaging me. He messages me every day asking when, when I want to hang out, and I keep saying I'm not sure yet. I don't know. I need to be in the right mood. I need to time it correctly. He asked me if I wanted to go to the park. I would like to meet him again. Oh shit, my wife messaged me. My wife said she just bumped into her sister in front of the convenience store that we always go to. Isn't it so risky? We're trying to keep— we're trying to keep it secret that we're back together from her family, but her family live, I don't know, 15 minutes away, and they go to the same shops that we go to. If me and my wife went together, they would find out that we're back together and they would be pretty pissed off. My wife said the lesbian couple— um, edit the video so the lesbian couple aren't visible and change the thumbnail. Why do I have to change the thumbnail? I put a White smiley face over their faces. That's a good thumbnail. It's creepy and weird and kind of funny. What should I do? If I get rid of the beginning 3 minutes, then I can't title the video Meeting My Wife's Friends because then the video is not about her wife's friends at all. It's about climbing the mountain. Maybe he wants to do what the Korean guy did in the park. It was a Japanese guy. He wants to give me a BJ. Do they know my face? I don't think they do. I'm not sure. I think her mum thinks I'm some white guy because Japanese people automatically think English guy equals It was a white guy. I just can't think of a good title for the climbing the mountain. It would just be a boring title like Climbing a Mountain. Tell them you're part Chinese, they'll hate you even more. My wife's mum hates Korean people because her husband, my wife's dad, left my wife's mum to run away with a younger Korean woman, and the Korean woman just used him to get a visa in Japan and then took his money because they got married and then he died and then she got his money. So my wife's mum doesn't like Korean people. You could pretend you don't know each other. The thing I'm worried about is I don't know if I'd realize that it's my wife's sister because I'm not very good at recognizing faces from a distance because my eyesight's bad. My glasses haven't been updated since I was 18. This prescription power lens I got when I was 18, when I got my eyes tested when I was 18, and my eyes have gotten a lot worse since then. And I can't see faces from a distance. I have to be close to them. And Japanese women, they all kind of look the same from far away to me because their faces are all blurry. And her sister just looks like a typical Japanese woman. I don't think I'd notice it's her even if I walked past. I didn't even realize I walked past my own wife when I was streaming, remember? I literally walked straight past my own wife. I didn't even notice it was her, and then she followed me and then stream sniped me, scared me. I'm not sure if you saw that stream when I was outside. I didn't even recognize my own wife. So funny. She walked straight past me. Everyone hates me. My wife's family hates me. My wife's friends hate me. And now my wife's friends hate my wife because of me. If my wife's family finds out about us, then they'll hate her as well. What a mess. My favorite stream was when she tracked you down and chased you in the playground. She came back and she was drunk, and I was talking about how her bottom is small. And she heard it, she got upset. Do they hate you because you're a YouTuber? No, they hate me because, because I think they know that I cheated on my wife. Because my wife went to a mental clinic and she moved back in with her parents, well, her mum, for a bit. She probably told them everything that happened and they probably think I'm not a good person to be with. And her friends don't like me because a few of them found me on Tinder and I didn't know it was her friends, and I messaged her friends on Tinder trying to hook up. One of them told me off. I matched this girl on Tinder and then she started flirting with me, saying, do you want to meet up tomorrow? And I was like, okay, sure, why not? And then she said, wouldn't Chihiro be upset? She catfished me. I said, please don't tell her. She said, I won't tell her, but you should tell her yourself, or else I will tell her. I didn't tell her. She said, I think it would be better if you two broke up. So now I changed my Tinder location somewhere else, and I'm using a picture of a white guy to catfish Japanese women. That sounds really bad, doesn't it? I just do it because I feel bored. I don't do it a lot. It's not like I'm on it all the time. It's just now and then I open it up, see if anyone's matched me. I'm gonna turn out like that weirdo. Have you seen the Incel documentary from the BBC? There's this weird Mexican-American guy and he catfishes women on Tinder and he meets them and then he starts filming them and starts calling them fat and ugly and stuff. I don't want to become like that. That's just so lame. The difference— what was the difference in number of matches between your profile and the fake white guy? When I use the fake white guy, I get way more matches, and I match with all these cute young Japanese girls that I never match with using my own photos. And I've tried so many different photos of my own face. I tried Wearing smart clothing. I tried different lighting. I tried different hairstyles. I tried taking off my glasses. The cute young girls just aren't interested in me. I tried taking off my glasses, tried wearing a shirt. My face— I'm just not good-looking enough. I'm not white-looking enough. I'm not manly-looking enough to be able to attract the Those cute young girls. My face just looks too babyish. I've got a round nose, thick lips. I just have a very baby boy looking face. I don't have a manly looking face. Even if I was ripped under here, my face is still gonna look the same. I don't think having an Asian face is the problem. It's having a baby face. I have a very boyish look. Which might sound good, but I don't think it's a good thing when it comes to attracting ladies. Ladies don't want a boy, they want a man, and I just don't look like a man, and there's not much I can do about it. But I could get contacts. Do I look that different if I take my glasses off? I could cut my hair even shorter to look more masculine. But my lips and my nose— I think it's my lips and my nose. If I hide my lips and nose, do I look more manly? I don't know. How do I look more manly? What can I do? I think it's because I have very soft features. That's the problem. Alpha M Chad. I have no idea what you're talking about. John from high school. Was there a John? Yeah, there was actually. There was a Jonathan Hamilton, this kid from school. I hated him as well. Grow a beard. I tried, but I can just get a little patch. I only get a little patch of hair under my chin, that's it. Should I say thank you after I finish getting my change and stuff? I worked in a convenience store in Japan before, and most of the customers didn't say thank you. If it was England, I yeah, I would have said thank you. But in Japan, they just don't say thanks. It's normal in Japan. Also, I find it very difficult to say thank you. It's very long. Arigato gozaimasu. And when I'm nervous, I can't pronounce it. Sometimes I fumble and I go, arigato gozaimasu. It sounds like it sounds stupid. It's very difficult to say thank you in Japanese quickly because. It's so long. Arigato gozaimasu. 6 syllables. Can't you just say arigato? It's kind of rude to not add gozaimasu, especially if the guy's older than you. If I was like a 60-year-old grandpa, then yeah, it would be okay to say arigato to a young guy. But I'm a young guy. Saying arigato casually to an older guy It's kind of weird. When did I start streaming? About an hour ago. It's really awkward when I order stuff off Amazon because I want to say thank you, and I sometimes I try and it just comes out as arigato gozaimasu. Sounds so stupid. I feel really lame. I can't even say thank you properly. Arigato gozaimasu. So long. By the time I've said it, he's gone. Do you still have the same Amazon guy? Yeah, it's the same old guy that always delivers my stuff.

Arigato.

Maybe I'll just say thank you in English. He knows I'm a foreigner because it says my name on the box. It says Daniel. So it's not like he expects me to be Japanese. I could just say thank you. Japanese people understand thank you. Starting to get hot. I'm not sweating yet. It's nice. I might turn the air conditioning back on. I'm going to turn the air conditioning back on just for— just for 10 minutes, I think. How much money does it cost to have the air conditioning on for 10 minutes? It can't be that much. Uh, what would I do if I saw Nobita in public? I'd probably secretly film him. I might go up to him for content, for, for a funny interaction. Might be funny. I don't know if he hates me. I don't think he hates me, but he just doesn't want to be associated with me because he got a load of angry people telling him to die and stuff when he made videos about me. And he's very sensitive about getting negative comments. Close all the doors. Yeah, I could close the door to the kitchen, make the room smaller. That's why Japan— that's why in Japan you can close all the doors everywhere so you can make the room smaller. A smaller room is easier to air condition or to heat up. Nobita's channel is dying. He did pretty well on his recent video about anime. He got 350,000 50,000 views. And his video about Japanese girls becoming porn stars did pretty well. There's this one guy who's kind of blowing up. That I've never liked, and I'm a bit irritated. He's called Sora the Troll. Now I'm giving him more publicity, whatever. Look, this guy, Sora the Troll, holy shit, he's blowing up big time. He's this Japanese guy and he does this really cringey trolling skit kind of stuff. I'll show you one of his videos. I hate this guy so much. He's getting amazing views. He's getting more views than I am now.

So, um, what do you like?

Oh yeah, I like music.

I play the guitar and I sometimes sing too.

Oh really? Can you sing?

It's so lame. I first found out about him because GimmeABreakMan did some shoutouts to smaller YouTubers, me included, about 2 years ago. And at the time, this guy only had about 400 subs, and I checked out his channel and I thought, pfft, this This guy's so lame, he's never gonna get big. And then I recently checked him again a few weeks ago, and he made some videos called Japanese Guy Reacting to Filthy Frank, and they went viral. He got half a million views on one of them. Then he kept making more, and they kept getting hundreds of thousands of views. And now he's got 50,000 bloody subscribers, and he gets 25,000 views every video now. Every video, more than me. So how do I know that? Look, 20K, 34K, 28K, 28K, 31K, 29K. And it's all because you keep going down— where is it? Look, Japanese reacts to Pink Guy, 87K. Japanese reacts to Filthy Frank, again, 129K. Look, Japanese reacts to Japanese 101, 594,000 views. Japanese reacts to weeaboo, 400,000. He's just milking that. But before he was doing that, he was only getting— look, he's only getting 600 views or 1,000 views. He was getting less than that. Look, he was only getting about 600 To 1,000 views before. But he got lucky. He found something that triggered the algorithm that people want to watch. You see, that's, that's the thing with YouTube. You can make videos for ages and not get anywhere, and then all of a sudden you have this idea for one thing and it goes viral and your channel blows up. It happened to me with my why I have no friends, and it happened to me when I got loads of views from my wife drama, and I milked the wife drama stuff as much as I could, and now it's just kind of dying because I've milked it. I've over-milked it, and people are fed up with it. I need to find something else to milk. But I haven't found it. I could do it. I look like a Japanese guy. I could pretend to be a Japanese guy. Reacts— Japanese guy reacts to another Japanese guy reacting to Filthy Frank. And it's surprising people even care about Filthy Frank in 2019. Look, I'll show you the one that went viral for him. Where is it? What does he do? He just reacts to it. 600,000 views.

Yeah, man. Wait, so let me just guess what he's going to say in Japanese. I'm pretty sure he's gonna say something like, let me fuck your ass, or like, let me fuck your vagina, and something like that. It's not definitely going to be like, oh, you're beautiful, and whatever like that. But let's see if I guessed it right. That's awesome, man. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I freaking knew it, I freaking knew it.

Oh my The audio is too quiet. Oh, okay, let me turn it up a little bit.

Guessed it right! Hell yeah, I actually won this time! Nice! But one thing though, what that says on the paper in Japanese doesn't really make any sense, just because, um, it just doesn't. So basically what that says says is like, give me your pussy, but it's directly translated, and basically that's saying like, pussi yo kudasai. But we have a different word for pussy in Japanese, which is manko. So if you wanted to say like, give me your pussy in Japanese, you have to say manko kudasai. And that's how you get laid with Japanese people in Japan. Try it, man. I've never tried it, but he says it works. So it's going to work for them.

Like a rape cry.

But if you say it softly—

True.

It's like saying, let's fool around a little bit. So you would say something like— Well, that was his viral video. It's okay, I guess. Doesn't really interest me personally. Good for him, he— his channel finally blew up. Now let's see if he can keep it going. Let's see if it dies or carries on growing. See if people get fed up with his little skits and stuff. People seem to like his skits. He also makes music. He's quite good at making music, actually. He's got a pretty nice voice and he plays guitar. He's quite creative. And I guess because his channel is called Sora the Troll, you can't really accuse him of being a troll since he's admitting that he is a troll. The problem I have is people accuse me of making stuff up and being a troll and trolling, and I think I kind of shot myself in the foot because I portray myself as genuine when a lot of the times I'm just joking around or I'm saying stuff to get a reaction. But now I can't come out and say I'm trolling half the time because that would destroy my credibility, if I have any left. I don't think I'm a troll, but I do troll sometimes.

A little bit.

It's hard to explain because I know the things I say sound stupid, but that's what I actually think. Even though it sounds dumb and I know people are going to disagree with it, I say it anyway.

Resident Evil.

Instead of just buying it myself, I could watch it on YouTube. Is there really much of a difference? The gameplay doesn't look that fun. You just walk up and down, shoot some zombies. Let me check my wife. My wife hasn't said anything about my new video. Maybe she hasn't noticed. Are you gonna play Rainbow Six? Might do in a minute. It's still early, it's only 11. We don't need to rush. I might stream until 2 or 3 PM. I don't have anything else to do. I don't need to make a video, I don't need to make a GoPro video.

Hmm.

I am interested in playing Resident Evil 2. I just can't justify the price. It's pretty expensive, and I'm worried I'll play it for 10 minutes and then get stuck or get bored. Do I mostly eat gas station sando's? No, the sandwiches in Japan are horrible. I usually get, uh, muffin egg muffins, or I get a burger. Torrent the game? I forgot how to torrent games. I used to torrent games quite often. I forgot how to do it. Well, I could play for under 2 hours and then get a full refund on Steam. I can't do it today because it'll take ages to download. I can't download a game and stream at the same time. Do I play League of Legends? I tried it, but I didn't really like it. I'm not really into MOBAs. What games do I have? I have quite a lot of games that I never play. I have Skyrim, Fallout 4, Final Fantasy 14, GTA 5, Hollow Knight, Just Cause 3, Killing Floor, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, Left 4 Dead 2, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, RimWorld, Sims, Sonic, Stardew Valley, This War of Mine, Warhammer 2: Total War, Warhammer Vermintide 2, and XCOM 2. I don't play any of them. Vermintide 2 is quite fun. It's like Left 4 Dead, but instead of zombies, it's Warhammer, and it's really gory. You can cut the enemy's arms off, cut their bodies in Half the guts— their guts all spit out. It's like a hack-and-slash 4-player co-op game set in the world of Warhammer, and you fight Skaven, which are like rat men, and Chaos. You should do Japanese whiskey reviews. I don't drink much whiskey though. Whoa, that's sexy. Did you see that thumbnail? I don't know if I can show that. Claire Redfield, she's pretty sexy, isn't she? In the remake you can get all these weird outfits for her. She's hot. If I got Resident Evil 2, I'd definitely play as Claire and just stare at her butt the whole time. I love watching Coach Red Pill. He's so funny. I love his titles, stuff like Never Date a Fat Woman, Never Date a Woman Over 25, and the stuff he says. Sounds really offensive, and you'd think he'd get loads of dislikes, but he barely gets any dislikes. If I said the same things, I bet you anything I'd have 1,000 dislikes from my entire female audience. I think it's because he doesn't have any female audience, or the— all the audience he has are guys who agree with him. I quite liked his video called Dream Another Dream where he talks about how YouTubers get really big and then their channels die and they keep trying to put out the same type of content trying to regain their audience, but they keep failing because that, that won't work. You have to try something new. Has that ever worked? Where has a YouTube ever become really— has a YouTuber ever become really popular and then his channel died, but then it became popular again even though he's putting out the same style of content? I don't think that ever works. If you've gained an audience and then you've lost them because they got bored, I don't think doing the same stuff PewDiePie? I don't think PewDiePie's channel ever died, so I'm not sure if he counts. I think the only way to revive a dead YouTube channel is by doing something completely new. You can't just do the same thing over and over and expect everyone to come back. If they're bored, that means they're done. They're not coming back. If they weren't bored, then your channel wouldn't be dead and they would still be watching. So I need to think about this because people are going to get bored. They're going to get bored of listening to me complain and have problems with people. And I'm not sure what to transition into. I've tried other things, but they haven't worked. Hopefully my second channel works out and I can just do GoPro walking videos. Maybe I'll get some really nice ASMR gear. Try doing ASMR. Try, try and do it properly with proper gear. I'll get one of those nice mics, nice camera, buy some soap. Have you seen the soap videos where they just cut soap? ASMR soap cutting. 5 million views. They're complaining about being bored on the Reddit. Yeah, the subreddit is so stupid. They link my videos and then complain about my videos and streams being boring. Stop, stop linking them then. Stop sharing them. If it's so boring, why, why are you watching? Why are you wasting your time? They'll, they'll link, Daniel's streaming now, and then they'll just go, oh, he's boring. They have nothing better to do than complain about how boring I am. Who's more boring, the people complaining about me being boring, or me? Have you seen Weathering with You? No, I have not. What's it about? Oh, I haven't checked out TerryTV's channel in a while. How's he doing? He's kind of stuck around 1.9 million subs, and his animated videos— oh wow, I was going to say his animated videos have been going down in views, but I guess, guess I was wrong. Look at this, My Cute Teacher Likes Me, 600,000 views. His animated video is doing very well, half a million, 600,000, 1.5 million. 2 million. Terry TV is very good at trend hopping. I think they call it trend hopping. He keeps changing what kind of content he makes, which is a good idea. He's very smart doing that. When I first found Terry TV, it was about 2 years ago, and he was just doing vlogs like me in Korea. And then he starts doing reacting to K-pop He, he jumped on the whole K-pop wave, and then he started reading scary comics, and then he started doing these animated videos where he'll get stories from his viewers, and then he'll pay someone to animate it, and then he'll read out the story. And they're doing very well. Look, 4.7 million views. My Friend's Clingy Sister. They're very clickbaity titles, and he gets away with it because they're not his stories, they're other people's stories. So you can't say, oh, he's making it up for views, although he could be. Never know, these stories might not even be from anyone. He could have just made up the story. But if you go back to a year ago, his content was very different. I think it's a wise, wise idea to change up your content every year. Something that I'm not doing and I should be doing. That's why my channel is not growing, because I keep doing the same stuff over and over again, hoping that it'll go viral. But it's not working. My channel's on the decline. I tried doing animated stuff. The problem is I don't try enough. I try once or twice, and if it doesn't do well, I give up instead of sticking with it. I don't have the patience to keep, to keep at something. If I don't see good results straight away, I go back to what I was doing before, and I never get anywhere. It's hard. It's hard doing something completely different and hoping that it will work out because you're not guaranteed it will work out. My illustrated videos don't get any more views than my regular videos do, so I, I gave up, I guess. It was too much work. And if I'm just getting the same views for doing more work, it didn't seem to make any sense. Bump up the volume.

Okay.

I still can't hear.

Really?

The problem is it's too loud for me. Hurts my ears when I put the headphones in. I think many people from YouTube don't use Twitch. You need to let them know. Well, I made some community posts before. I made a community post yesterday when I streamed on Twitch and didn't really make much of a difference. I need to make a video to say I'm on Twitch, like a 2-minute video just saying, hey guys, I'm on Twitch, I'm gonna be doing stuff. But I don't spam my channel with videos. I've already put I put one out, a new video, this morning. I don't want to put out another video. Does it violate YouTube rules? No, it doesn't, but YouTube, they don't want you to make 20-second-long videos. with a black screen just saying, watch me on Twitch. They said if it's like a few minutes long explaining you on Twitch, then it's fine. This guy in the comments said, I block every advertisement from your videos, you get $0 from me. I'm gonna reply with, you do realize that one view equals to about $0.03?

Sense.

Your view isn't that valuable. Your view isn't valuable enough for me to care about one. Your view isn't valuable enough. Your one view isn't valuable enough for me to care. LOL, that was a good roast. I hate these people boasting about using AdBlock. Yeah, if you're gonna use AdBlock, fine, whatever, it's up to you. Don't come boasting about it, mocking me, saying that I'm not making any money from your view. But who cares? So childish. As if the one view is worth so much. Do you know how much one view is worth? It's easy to calculate. For example, um, which video did well? For example, my Ice Poseidon video got 27,000 views. It made $42. So I just divide 27,000 27,000 by 42— no, 42 divided by 27,000. That means one view is $0.0015. What is $0.0015?

0.0015 cents.

One view is worth barely anything. People think they're so clever using AdBlock and preventing me from Getting money. They like to rub it in as well. Your current address has been doxxed too. So the people on the subreddit think they found where I live. They think that's where I live, and they're trying to doxx me again. I guess it might be interesting if I, if I reacted to the subreddit now, but I don't want to give them more attention. It's kind of annoying because when I react to it, they start getting all happy. They start celebrating, saying they triggered me. There's a Discord trying to dox you. Who? I don't really care if people dox me. I was doxxed for 2 years, nothing happened. People knew my address in England, people knew my My last Japanese address? No one's actually crazy enough to come and do something. They're all a bunch of pussies. They talk tough on the internet, hiding behind their usernames. They don't even have the guts to post a picture of themselves or their real names. And they call me the coward and the beta. At least I sit here with my face exposed. I'm talking about, you know, my real opinions. and stuff. Everyone knows my name. I'm not hiding anything, even though my channel is called Hiding in My Room. I'm not really— I'm hiding in plain sight, I guess. People who dox, they're just cowards because they want something bad to happen to me, but they're too scared to do it themselves, so they make my address public hoping that someone crazy enough will do something like turn up here with a knife. And then they have the nerve to call me a loser. There's nothing more sad and pathetic than trying to dox people on the internet, because you're hiding your own identity and then you're trying to reveal other people's identities. It's like the most cowardly thing you can do. It's like hiding in the shadows. Trying to expose other people, but you're hiding your own identity. It's just so lame, and they they do it just to intimidate people or to harass them, or in the worst case scenario. To hope that that person gets physically hurt by a crazy nutter. And the people who think it's okay to dox, they're just kind of sick and twisted if they think that kind of behavior is okay. And they call me all these names like loser, weirdo, taking the moral high ground, all time whilst also doing low, lowlife stuff, sad stuff, pathetic stuff like that. I think I find it a little bit hypocritical.

Oof!

It's just very weird that you get this group of obsessive people who hate me so much, and they don't like my content, they find it boring, but they hang around, they carry on following me just because they don't like me. The only reason they're so obsessed with me is because they hate me so much that they get entertainment from hating on me. It's just really sad. They want to see you fail. Yeah, they would. Every time I lose subs or I get not very good views on my channel, they start celebrating. Look, Daniel's channel's dying. They would love it if my channel completely died and I had to get a job. That's like the ultimate goal. The goal is— or the wish is for me to not be able to do YouTube anymore and have to go and get a job. That is the ultimate wish. Oh, thank you, Wolf Girls, for the subscription. Do you think your channel could ruin your job opportunities? I doubt it. If I got a job in Japan, Japanese people aren't gonna Google my name. I'd be really surprised if they did. And even if they did, I can just say, oh, it's just, you know, a joke, it's not serious. I just make silly videos saying stuff, saying dumb stupid stuff. It's not hard to just say it's Just messing around. I might just mute the. game and then let it run so, so we have something to watch. It might be boring just looking at my face in the corner. Oh wait, it's not moving. That's weird. Oh, I have to have the window on top. The problem is people actually hate their own lives and want to see you fail. They would strongly disagree with you. They say stuff like, oh, I'm happy because I have a proper job and I enjoy my career and I have real friends and my life's fulfilling. They boast about how great their own lives are and they enjoy telling me how sad and pathetic my life is. Because I don't have friends, because I don't have a proper career. They enjoy telling me how shit my own life is. I don't see the point. If their lives are so great, isn't it kind of lame to take the piss out of someone who you think has a worse life? It's like laughing at someone who has a worse life than yours. Why would you do that? If your own life is so great, good for you.

Are the haters—

are the haters SJWs? They give off that kind of vibe, you know, that SJW vibe. Now, if their lives are going so well, I mean, great, good for them. But why do they feel the need to put down other people who they think have not good lives? Because they don't like me. Because they don't like me, then in their minds it's okay and I deserve bad things happening to me because they don't like me. It's just strange because they think my life is so undesirable, but they don't understand that I, I like my life. I like not having to have a job. I don't care about not having friends. This is the kind of life that I want to lead. If they think that's not a very good lifestyle, then that's their opinion. But for me personally, this is what I want to do. I don't want to have a job. I don't want to have a career. I don't want to have a big social life. I like staying at home. I like playing games. I like streaming. I like making videos and trying to entertain people. Okay, I'm not 100% happy, and yeah, I do get depressed sometimes, and yeah, I'm not— I'm not happy with how my channel is going because it's not going as well as I wish it would be going or doing. I'm not claiming that my life is 100% Perfect. But it's my life. Why do they care so much? It's not like my life has any effect on their lives. It's not like I'm their son. I'd rather be me living my lifestyle than anyone else. I don't know, that's not true actually. You know that Lunar X James? Oh, I'd love to be that guy. Traveling the world, having sex with a hot Asian girl, making porn, making money off it. That seems like a nice life. Having orgies, threesomes. Gunner is probably sitting at home Wanking to your wife. He gets so angry with how I treat my wife. He sounds like one of those typical white knight guys who's angry because I've got a wife even though I don't treat her very well. You should make a video about how good your life is, how many achievements you got out of your I was thinking about that, how I achieved all of my goals at age 28. That would trigger so many people. They would start saying, oh, your YouTube is dying, you get shit views, and your wife is old, you don't have anything to boast about. But I have accomplished all of my dreams and goals. Learn Japanese, done. Move to Japan, done. Get a wife, done. Um, become self-employed, done. Okay, my channel isn't exploding, it's no Zach Choi, but lets me live this lifestyle, doesn't it? I'm not making hundreds of thousands, I'm not making tens of thousands, but Making enough to be able to do the things I want to do, and in my eyes, that's, that's a win. It's not the amount of money that you're making that's important. It's about making enough money to allow you to do the things and live the way that you want to live. I'd rather be doing this than Be a heart surgeon or a professional doctor making hundreds of thousands a year. They don't, they don't seem to get that though. So I could rant and try and convince them, but it's like talking to a brick wall. They'll keep going on about how my channel is gonna die, how miserable my life is. It's like punching a brick wall. There's just no point. It's not going to change anything. They have their way of thinking and I have my way, and our ways of thinking are just completely opposite. And I don't think we'll ever convince each other that our way is the right way. We just have different ways of living and thinking. That's it. There's nothing more to it. But they're the ones obsessing over my life and making a subreddit about it and commenting on everything I do, so if that's what they want to do, there's nothing I can do to stop them. In a way, I'm providing them entertainment. Even if they keep saying I'm boring, my content's boring, I've provided them entertainment in the form of giving them someone to hate. And they've created their little community, they've created their own little community on subreddit, on Reddit, on the subreddit, because I exist. If I didn't exist, the subreddit wouldn't exist, would it? So if that's bringing them some entertainment, some joy to their own lives, then in a way I've succeeded as an entertainer. Is your own subreddit permanently invite only? No, I think it's open to everyone, but if you defend me, you'll get banned straight away. I don't run the subreddit, it's not mine. They even banned me from it because I was trolling them. I gave up trying to talk to them properly and I just started trolling them and they banned me. They banned me twice. Oh, uh, the r/DanielHheimer, I, I set that to private because I got fed up with it and the people from the hate subreddit kept coming over to it saying stupid things and it was just annoying having to ban them all or block them all. And it doesn't really benefit me having a subreddit. I have Discord. I think Discord is way better. What about Pretty Ugly Little Liars? They got fed up with me. They don't really talk about me anymore. Their last post was about my sex doll. Posted on Thursday, so it's quite recent, but they don't talk— they don't debate about me anymore. Sometimes they link my new videos and just, you know, say the usual stuff. Oh look, Daniel's disgusting, blah blah blah. Everyone else— Kiwi Farms, Lolcow, Pretty Ugly Liars— they've all gotten bored of me and they've forgotten about me. It's just the subreddit who Carry on. Is my sister doing better than me? Well, she's not making more money than me, but she probably has a more stable career than me. Web design, seminars, webinars— it's more stable. But she works 100 times more than me. She works 40 hours a week doing complicated, difficult stuff that took her a long time to learn how to do. I just sit here talking, so it's not— you can't really compare how hard we work. My sister works way harder than I do, and she lives in some horrible townhouse in London sharing with 4 strangers. So I live in a much nicer place. I've got this entire apartment to myself with my wife. I'm not sharing it with strangers in a house. She doesn't even have her own kitchen or her own shower. The entire house is all shared. She only has a bedroom to herself, and she's paying double the amount that I'm paying because she lives in London. So when it comes to living situations, I'm doing way better than my sister. Trust me, this place is so much better than any townhouse you'd get in London. Houses in London at the low end are not very nice, and they're not in nice neighborhoods. They're in neighborhoods full of troublemakers, criminals, violent people. She even told me someone got stabbed outside of her apartment on the street, and then there was this other time someone set a car on fire outside of her apartment. She showed me a video. I would not like to live in London. It sounds very scary. I'd choose Japan any day over London. It's peaceful, it's clean, it's It's nice, it's affordable. Housing prices in London are just crazy. But my sister has a healthy social life. She has a boyfriend. She has a normal, stable, respectable job. It depends what you consider to be better. Yeah, she has a more conventional, normal lifestyle compared to me, but I wouldn't want my sister's lifestyle. I wouldn't want to work in a company designing websites or doing webinars. I don't want to live in London. I don't really care about having a social life. So, I wouldn't trade my lifestyle for my sister's. I wouldn't want to switch places if I, if I could. I'd prefer my own life. I need to pee really badly. It's getting a bit cold. I'm going to turn the air conditioning on. I feel so much better when I'm not sweating. I feel like there was more content to be had with the Turkish girl.

What kind?

I already made 2 videos and I lost nearly 1,000 subscribers because of her.

I don't think—

Make a video about the London girl. Who, Pia? There's not really much to Apart from we met up, we had sex, walked around a bit. You look like a fag when you vape. I look cool, what are you talking about? Oh, I feel so much better with the air conditioning on. I feel like I'm floating. I'm focused, I'm on point, I'm not sweating, I'm not looking gross.

What happened?

Is AC really that expensive? I'm not sure. I'm pretty sure it would be pretty— I'm pretty sure it would be very expensive if I left it on all day. Your face looks sweaty. It's not sweaty, it's just the light reflecting off it. If I turn this light off— and I didn't have a shower. Today, so my face might look a bit greasy. Open the windows. If I open the windows, all the heat gets in and there's no wind blowing in. The wind blows that way. But there's no windows on this side, so the wind doesn't blow into the building. I'm so close to getting my sub goal. 2 more, and then maybe I should have set a goal, something I'd do What would you do if I reached the goal?

Get naked.

Hmm.

Daniel, what are you talking about your sister making less than you? You're constantly complaining about how much you're making. I don't complain about how much I'm making. I've always said I'm making a decent amount. I'm not sure how much my sister makes actually. She might be making more than me. How much do I get from subs? Well, it costs the person subbing $5, but I only get $2.50 because Twitch takes half of it. Thoughts on my channel dying? It's not dying. I'm still gaining a good 20k views. Okay, 80% of my subs aren't watching. 60,000— over 60,000 people have stopped watching. Yeah, that's depressing. I would like it if half of my subs were watching, but What can I do? I'm trying my best to do new things like meeting people, going out to places, trying my best to put content out, but it's just not as interesting as, as previous stuff. Are you and Tkyo-san friends? Kind of, I guess so. I don't know. I don't hate him, and I've spoken to him privately before, and he gave me a donation a few times. Would I keep making videos even if my channel died? Yeah, why would I stop making videos? If I stop making videos, then the channel is going to 100% die. But if I carry on making stuff, then there's always the possibility that I'll get a new audience and people will still carry on watching. It's not gonna 100% die. I'm still gonna get a couple thousand views. Look at GimmeABreakMan, he still gets a couple thousand views. Even though his channel died a long time ago. Channels never 100% die. Look at CanadaGin, she still gets a couple thousand. Even Onision gets a couple thousand. The channel's not gonna completely stop getting views. Now, as long as there's some people watching, then there's going to be a reason to make videos. Why don't I go to Korea and make something with Ben Dean? I'm pretty sure he wouldn't collab with me. Why am I streaming here instead of YouTube? Because I did a stream on YouTube yesterday and I put out a new video on my channel, so I can't stream and put out a new video at the same time. That would be overlapping. And I want to build my Twitch channel. My goal is maybe get around 20 subs and consistently stream on Twitch doing games, reacting to stuff, stuff I wouldn't do on YouTube. Hopefully build a little audience on Twitch who like what I do on Twitch. Put my eggs into different baskets. That's what I'm trying to do. How's Ben Dean doing? Haven't checked on him for a while. What's doing better, Channel 2 or Twitch? Channel 2 by far. Channel 2 is making about $250 ad revenue now. Twitch, well, I only just started doing Twitch again a couple days ago. Right now Twitch is making about $15, $15 or $20 a month. Oh look, he's doing pizza again. It's always either pizza or Taco Bell, and he gets views. 127K. Now how come, how come his audience doesn't get tired of him eating pizza?

What up y'all, how's it going? Bendine here today, about to be eating myself some mac and cheese pizza. As you can see, I got myself— well, I got myself half a pizza right here. The other half's over there. Um, I did order a full pizza, but they delivered it to me in 2 half-size boxes, which—

2 half-size boxes. What up, y'all? Ben Dean here. What do you think of my American accent?

It's pretty insane.

It's pretty insane.

I don't know what they're— what they're trying to prove with that.

I don't know what they're trying to prove.

I figure I'm just gonna eat half in this video because again, again, man, I gotta do something about this.

Why does he keep clapping?

The total for both halves of this pizza was, uh, $38, so kind of pric— very pricey actually.

Um.

The box looks massive.

Hopefully it's good.

Something that's always confused me about BenDeen videos is how does he get all of the food and his face into the frame. Is his table really high, or is his camera really far away? I don't get it.

Good, let's take a look at it. Looking pretty good. I mean, it's looking good, I can't lie. This is actually looking good. Right after I ordered this I was like, you know what, mac and cheese pizza isn't really— it's not the optimal food to eat through delivery because you want that mac and cheese real melty and—

It's just the pizza.

I kind of regretted it right after we ordered. I was like, damn it, I should have just gotten like a cheese pizza and macaroni and cheese separately and then combined it so I could control the gooeyness. But the thing was, I just got really excited today because this is the first time I've seen In my— to my memory, um, a mac and cheese pizza on a menu here in Korea. And I do love— well, I love all pizza, really.

Sometimes I feel like Ben Dean's trolling a little bit. He's just talking about a pizza.

Mac and cheese pizza is one of my— well, it's one of my old school favorites because it reminds me of, uh, this little place called CeCe's. Pizza that y'all probably know about. Man, I used to go— I'll talk about that a little bit later, but let's see what we're working with. So right off the bat, good-sized slice here. A lot of mac and cheese and looking like a lot of cheddar, but flavor-wise, that's a mighty fine flavor, I'll tell you that much right now.

He just eats it and then says, oh, it's mighty fine. That's it.

A lot better. Maybe a bit of mozzarella and then the, the mac and cheese.

I'm hungry now, actually. I'm very hungry.

Every time.

One time I just overdid it. I think I was going head-to-head with one of my, my friends, and we— to this day, we'd still probably argue about it. He didn't eat the crust. I ate the crust on every single slice. CeCe's crust ain't the best crust. Well, it is what it is, man.

Hmm.

On that day, there's nothing worse than being that full and having to ride like a 45 minutes back to the—

The things he talks about are so boring. At least I talk about weird stuff. I talk about interesting stuff like getting a penis infection. I talk about stuff you wouldn't expect people to talk about on YouTube. So yeah, I do think the things I talk about are more interesting than what Ben talks about. Ben talks about his Friend not eating pizza crusts.

Like her in a small little Mustang or something, in the back seat.

Nothing worse. Oh, mac and cheese pizza milk.

A lot of carbs. No, I don't think Very filling.

I suppose, um, it makes you feel good watching him because he seems like a nice guy and he shows you tasty looking Food doesn't make you angry, doesn't make you feel depressed. My videos make people feel angry and depressed. One of these pizzas—

pieces, it'd probably fill up, um, like a small to average height.

Rotisserie chicken.

What up, y'all?

How's it going? Bendy in here today.

I like that popping sound.

As you can see, I'm gonna be eating myself a nice little rotisserie chicken that I just got delivered to me for about $15. I got this from a place that only sells rotisserie chicken. Just don't really— just, I'm not about that life.

Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.

Mmm, don't even need no sauce on this soup.

Wow.

It's just chicken. I would like to do more, more cooking, but don't really know what to cook these days. I could just get a lump of meat and then fry it, call it a steak. You're giving him ad money. I don't mind. I've donated to him before. I don't hate BenDeen. I find it interesting that he gets so many views just by eating pizzas and burgers. I wish I got that many views from eating A pizza. Then I wouldn't have to think of content to make. Gordon Ramsay. Gordon Ramsay answers cooking questions.

Hi, my name's Gordon Ramsay. Welcome to Chef Support. Today we'll be doing Twitter. Minced. Touch of salt in there and just chop it. And within seconds you've got this paste because look, the salt keeps it together and it stops it from oozing out onto the board. In 10 seconds you've got this beautiful minced garlic. Good question. Now, can cheese go bad? I'm eating this cheese and it tastes funny, but I'm a bit hungry. Come on, Adam, seriously. The worst thing you can do with cheese is take it out of the fridge, let it get up to room temperature, leave it out for 24 hours, and then refrigerate it. That's the worst thing you can do. Once you've taken it out and it's got really runny, you have to eat it or discard it. This is from Giles. How do I know when my blue cheese has gone off? So blue cheese is impossible to go off. It's very rare it'll turn sour. If it tastes bad, get rid of it. It's as simple as that. If you have any blue cheese left over, freeze it, mix it into a butter, and make a blue cheese butter, which is fantastic on top of a steak, especially fresh off the grill. Rory, British food is so bad.

Fuck off.

You talk to me about food? At least we've got a decent Prime Minister. Right, Mary, how do I stop This weird egg water situation with my scrambled eggs. Seasoning eggs at the beginning turns it grey.

My wife does that when she makes scrambled eggs. There's always this puddle of egg juice. It's gross.

Season them at the end, that way you won't get water. Ali, um, should I eat a Hot Pocket?

Come on, seriously.

I mean, there are so many more exciting things to eat than a freaking Hot Pocket.

Damn.

So, Ebanz, how do you grade models? How do you grate mozzarella without crushing it? That's a really good question. Let me show you something really important. So mozzarella, get it nice and firm, stick it in the freezer for 10 minutes before you start grating, and literally use all the grater. Once you've started grating one side, turn it over and grate. More importantly, you'll get a much better yield. Caroline, what do you do when the sauce you're making has too much chilli in it? I mean, first of all, What you drinking? If it's too hot, take half out. Yeah, and then continue cooking and let it—

Put less chili into it then.

Duh.

I like Gordon Ramsay. He's funny. His son— have you seen his son? He looks just like him. Gordon Ramsay. And Jack. And look at his son, it's so weird. They look like twins. Look, they look like twins, don't they? It's like a young version And then the old version next to each other.

What's the one lesson I've—

He kind of looks like a shark, like that shark character from Naruto. What's his name? Pass on to my son?

Really good question. Uh, respect. Respect for every female you talk to.

Respect for women.

What's the one thing that you thought early on That I messaged you about. Um, I've always got the sense of, you know, with you, you know, you work hard, play hard. You know, sometimes I think you work harder, maybe too hard sometimes.

They're even wearing very similar clothing— black jacket, white shirt. You know, they have the same hairstyle as well where it's all spiked up.

You don't come back until I'm in bed, haven't finished homework and school and whatever.

I can't believe this kid is only 18. Or 19. He looks so manly. He looks like a 30-year-old rugby player.

But you know, like you said, we have quality time together and, you know, we go for drives and we play sports and, you know, it's that balance that I find you always, you know, get it 100% spot on. And also I work hard because you're an expensive bitch. No, I'm—

I look nothing like my dad. If I sat next to my dad, No one would ever think we were related. I look absolutely nothing like my dad. It's very strange. That's why I always felt closer to my mum, because we look like we're related. I always felt kind of distant from my dad but close to my mum. I wonder if that has to do with anything because I don't look like my dad. So I— maybe I find it harder to relate to my dad because I don't look like him. The only thing that's similar between me and my dad is we're both very skinny. My dad isn't as Skinny as I am. He had a bit of muscle, but he was still pretty, pretty slim.

I'm not, it's the 3 girls. I am not. You had a bed that was made out of a fucking car.

Not true, guys.

But, um, you're scared of the heat.

British. Oh, look at Rachel and Jun's Hey guys, so this is our cats meet a dog, 700,000. Oh, this is Rachel and Jordan Adventures. It's not their main channel. The main channel had one about their cats called A Day in the Life of Our Cats, and it got 1.8 million views. Oh my God. God, they can do anything and they'll get 2 million views. Look, their last 5 videos— last 4 videos have over 2 million, and they just play with their cats.

You don't get to eat until 7, otherwise you'll wake up really early and eat all our plants.

I smell too much like shampoo and not enough like him.

This is just something that we have to deal with every time we shower.

They just explain They just explain what their cats do all day. Boom, 2 million views. Do you know how much money 2 million views is? It's about $2,000 to $3,000.

Haku is really obsessed with this Are you over here waiting for Poki? Let's let Poki back in. Yeah, wait.

I need to get a cat. Maybe then I can get views. I have a new cat. My cat died. For the next video, burying my cat.

As soon as I'm ready for bed. Every night when I turn out the lights—

1.8 million views. I just find it strange how they get millions of views every video. They usually get more views than they have subscribers.

7.8 million.

11 million. Rescuing the World's Most Annoying Cat, 3.2 million. Most YouTubers don't get more views than they have subs. Usually they'll have— for example, if you have 2 million subs, it's quite common to see them get 400k views. views average, or 200K views. Abroad in Japan, he never gets millions of views every time. He usually gets around 400K. I just find it weird. It's not like the content is groundbreaking. It's pretty Pretty mundane stuff. It's just their lives, cats, talking about her hair. I would say Abroad in Japan's content is way better than Rachel and Jun's, but he doesn't get millions of views every time. Oh, there's this Japanese girl I wanted to show you. What's her name? Nanako. This girl's pretty popular. She's quite cute. She has 240 subs and she gets very good views. She gets 150K usually, sometimes way more. Her videos aren't really that special, she just does some cooking and then she eats it. She'll do some easy cooking at the beginning. I find her quite attractive. She has this very plain, simple look, kind of like girl-next-door look. That doesn't look very appetizing. It looks kind of gross. She spends the first First 5 minutes cooking and then the rest of it she's just eating.

Looks like vomit.

And when are you meeting TQ-san? If he comes to Osaka, I wouldn't mind doing a stream with him. I'm not going to Tokyo anytime soon. Did I play Resident Evil 2? No, it's too expensive. How do you A subject or skill in half the time. Let's do this together. I want you to right now think of a subject. I don't like her mouth for some reason. Something strange about her mouth area that I don't find attractive. Look, she looks pretty when she covers her I'm not sure what, what about her mouth is that I don't find attractive. Wow, she eats a lot of food. I like her nose and her eyes. I like her hair. I like the shape of her skull and her face. I think my wife said that she was some kind of celebrity or some kind of idol. Not a massively famous one, but she used to be some kind of idol. That's why she has quite a big fan base. Her content's really boring though.

I mean, it's always shit.

I don't find eating videos interesting. I like commentary channels. I like drama stuff like Keemstar, Kavos. Colossal was crazy. I'm just not into eating, so every eating channel to me is gonna be boring. I just find it interesting that they get so many views. This guy gets good views, Rambalak. He does 4K videos walking around places in Japan. No talking, he just walks around with his mirrorless camera. They get decent views, more views than I get. 37k, 29k, 22k. I want to turn my second channel into something like this where I just go to places and I use the GoPro. What do I think about the ImAllexx drama? It's quite entertaining. I like the whole Kavos versus Alex rivalry. I'm definitely on Kavos's side. I like Kavos way more. Never really liked ImAllexx. He just seemed very fake, very— is the word disingenuous or ingenuous? Disingenuous. Very snaky. I like this guy's channel. I wish I could make content like this. Just walk around, no talking. Oh look, he has a video of his new setup. That's a pretty big setup. He has a gimbal device for stabilization. Oh, he has an ASMR kind of microphone. Are those ears? They look like ears. He walks around carrying that Massive contraption. I'd be embarrassed. He walked around the place that my guest house was, where I got a BJ from a Japanese guy. I wonder if he walked past the park where I got sucked off. I like the nighttime raining videos, very atmospheric. It's quite satisfying to watch. Do I know a game called Persona 5. I've heard of it, never played it before. Resident Evil 3, I quite like that game.

Let's go!

All hail Lord Zazmin! One Avitrol and 2 change.

This, this has been a crazy fucking roller coaster for this record, but—

thank you. Get past this guy, then we'll heal. Okay.

It's funny that I used to find this game so scary when I was a kid. Now I look at it It just looks kind of silly. The graphics are so blocky. What do I think about Logan Paul? Um, I think he's a bit annoying. I don't really think a lot about him. Annoying and boring is how I'd describe Logan Paul. What time is it? It's 12. I might turn the air conditioning back on. Starting to get a bit hot. How do I join Discord? Link is invalid. Ugh, why does it always do that? I keep trying to link Discord and I set link to never expire, but it always expires anyway. What happens if I click it? It should— it works. It says accepts invite. It should be working. It works for me. Check my messages. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. My wife's— my wife saw my new video. She said, why did you make a new video? I told you not to. Well, I'm gonna get in trouble later today. So annoying having to tiptoe, walk on eggshells when it comes to making content. She said She said people are gonna make comments about them being lesbians again. Boo-hoo. Why does it matter what people say in the comment section? People say all kinds of stuff in the comment section. Doesn't mean it's true. So frustrating. I feel like I can't do anything now. I can't go and hook up with girls. I can't make content about what I want to make. So if you haven't seen the video, I'd say watch it now because I might have to take it down. So annoying. I can't make content. I can't say what I want to say. I deleted comments that say lesbian in them. This isn't Rainbow Siege. I, I'll be doing Siege soon. Very sorry about that. Oh, it's so frustrating having to watch what I say. You know what was great about being separated? I could say anything I wanted to, didn't have to give a fuck. Now I have to actually Think about people's feelings. Ugh, the sacrifice I have to make for not being lonely. Rainbow Six is the best game in the world, best game in the world. Then I have to rearrange. I need different scenes, that's what I need. So if I save this as Scene 1, I make a new scene— oh, that's really cool! I didn't know you could do that. So I should make 2 scenes, one for watching YouTube and just chatting, and then one for— Window capture, game capture. Streaming is cutting big time.

Oh.

I know the game, the game freezes. That's not a problem. Game capture.

Whoops.

Find the biohazard container.

You said that last time, but the videos weren't as interesting when you weren't limited. I guess so. I don't know if it's lagging or just freezing back screen when I minimize the game. It freezes on the stream for some reason. It's kind of laggy, isn't it? I'm not sure why. I need to turn the graphics down, maybe. It might be smoother now. Might be smoother. Yeah, it seems smoother. Should be fine. If it freezes, it means I've just minimized it. Um, what did my wife's friends say? They don't want to be in the video anymore because Because their secret identity has been revealed. But it hasn't really been revealed. People are just saying the L word in the comments. That's not proof. If some random people in the comment section are calling you gay, doesn't necessarily mean you're gay. People call me a leech all the time, doesn't mean I'm a leech. Just say— if someone confronts you about it in real life, you You should say, no, I'm not a lesbian. People, they were just silly people in the comments. I don't know what they're talking about. Just feign ignorance. Why admit that it's true just because people are saying it in the comment section? Makes no sense to me. It's complicated for them, you know. They have history. People knew that they were together before. Their parents are against She could get in trouble, blah blah blah. I feel like it's too late now. The people who know her that have seen the video, they've already seen it. So even if I take the video down now, it's not gonna reverse things.

Let them come.

Bit of a sticky situation since I don't want to take the video down because it's a good video and I don't really see what the problem is. Whoa, whoa! Gotcha, Maverick!

You dead!

I hate it when I spent so much time making a video and then someone tells me to take it down for some stupid reason. So annoying. Where are they? I can't find anyone to kill. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, they're all down there! I killed 2 of them. Well, I didn't kill them, I just knocked them out, so they're gonna get revived, I guess. That's one. Whoa, I killed 3 of them! Pretty good. Did you see it? You don't even show them a lot. Yeah, but the problem is I showed them enough so if you know them in real life, you'd be able to recognize them, and then you'd find out the secret. But you would only find out the secret if you believe what's being said in the comments. I didn't say anything in the video. About their relationship. I think she's worried about her parents, which is stupid because Because she's a grown adult. Why is she scared of what her parents think? I couldn't give a shit if my parents were against something I'm doing. I'd say, screw you, this is my life. If I want to be gay, I'm going to be gay. If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself. The problem with Asian culture is they, they think of their parents as gods, as someone you have to listen to, respect. And worship. And in Asia, they're so afraid of going against their parents, even if they're 30 years old, they look for their parents' approval. It's this whole Confucius rubbish. Confucius says you must respect your parents, and it's this tradition, culture that passed down from China and then just infected the rest of Asia. It's called filial Piety or something, where you basically have to— you're basically like a slave to your parents because they made you, so they're like your god and you can't do anything to go against what they say. It's such a stupid way of thinking. Yeah, I'm grateful for my parents. I'm grateful for what they did and supported me, raised me, but I'm not gonna worship them like they're gods. If they— if they anger me or if they're disrespectful to me, then I'll just say, screw you, Mum and Dad. Get stuffed. I'm a human being as well. Just because I'm your child doesn't mean I'm your slave. I have my own life, my own way of thinking. If I want to be gay, I'm gonna be gay. If you don't like it, that's your business. But in Asia, they don't think like that. In Asia, they'll, they'll bend over backwards to please their parents, and I think that's just sad. Just because they made me doesn't mean they own me. Well, what options do I have? I either take the whole video down... Which I don't want to do because I think it's a good video, or I just trim off the beginning. But even if I trim off the beginning, there's still a few seconds in the middle of the video where you can briefly see her face, and people are gonna keep typing lesbian and stuff. I'll try and delete them, but there's not much I can do.

10 seconds to insertion. Op 4 drone locates the biohazard.

5 seconds.

If I delete it, edit it, re-upload it, it's not going to get views, and it looks, it looks bad if I have a video that only has 5K views because everyone's already seen it and they don't want to see it again. If I put it on the second channel, then it'll get even less views. And I want it on the main channel because I'm proud of it. Put effort into the editing. I thought it was funny, showed you some cool stuff, give some variety to the channel, going outside, going to a nice place. Now I have to take it down. Oh, I know what I can do. I could just use the blurring— the blurring tool, blur her out where she's in it for a second or two, and then get rid of the whole beginning segment with the fried ice— the grilled ice cream. I can get rid of the grilled ice cream bit. Otherwise, I have to blur out the entire thing because the faces are in it constantly. So I'll trim off the beginning few minutes and then use the blurring tool to blur them out.

Good idea.

I can't stand people telling me what I can and can't make on my own YouTube channel. It's so frustrating. Oh, and I lost 20 subs because of the new video. People aren't happy. People are never happy. She should just deny it if anyone Ask her if it's true. Just say no. No one's going to take a YouTube comment seriously. People were joking about Ice Poseidon and Gary being gay all the time. People don't actually think they're gay. I don't see what the problem is. The problem is people take what other people take— people take what other people Gary.

G-g-g-Gary.

Is it lunchtime? It's only half past 12. I've got some noodles for lunch. I have to remove one video because my wife's friend's upset, and then the second video because my wife's upset. Oh my goodness. I haven't even read the comments on the new video. The original title was really stupid, very disrespectful to your wife's friends. Next video, my problem with smoke. If you cared about your wife, you wouldn't be passing judgment on her friends like this. To break it down, this would have all gone better if you and your wife's friends had cereal. You talk about how people are worried what others, others think of them, but you yourself admit to having social anxiety. You've been in Japan for a while, so you should be aware that Japanese people have strong desire to preserve privacy. Oh, that's why the video was being Edited. I like the original. Lol, this title. I hate you, you uneducated poof. People don't want to be associated with a guy like you. By the way, you mispronounce billion and million. How do I mispronounce billion and million? That's how you pronounce it. Oh, I didn't know the game started. People were saying that I, I'm not pronouncing million correctly. How do you pronounce it then? It's million. There's not any other way you can pronounce it.

Million.

Million. How do I say it? Million. It's not million. No one says million. It's million. Million. One billion. One million. I'm not pronouncing it wrong.

Million.

Million. Million. Million. Million. No one's ever said that I pronounced the word million incorrectly before. Or chicken. I've pronounced chicken Like chicken for the entirety of my life. I'm pretty sure it's Americans just making fun of my British accent. My wife's not going to introduce me to any of her friends anymore because every time I met her friends, there's been some kind of problem with YouTube and the things I say about the friends, and they find out, they get upset. Oh, Mishiranu, hello again. So glad you came back to Twitch with streaming. How's it going? It's going well. I got 3 new subs today playing some Rainbow Six. I am a gay Chinese. Oh really? It's so hard to make content now because number one, I'm not allowed to do random hookups. Number two, I can't just say anything about anyone when I have some kind of experience. Because it involves my wife or her friends. So basically, I need to have experiences by myself that don't involve my wife or her friends so I can complain and say weird things. Do you think I'd get the same views or more views if I just didn't say weird messed up stuff? I like saying weird stuff because it's funny to me. I find it funny. Very difficult doing YouTube with my kind of content. I always joke to my wife saying, if only I was like Ben Deen and I just made videos eating food, imagine how peaceful our lives would be. No drama, no fighting. Ben Deen's girlfriend is a lucky lady. Very lucky lady. Here we go again. This is my favorite level. Let me show you this map. It's a Japanese-inspired level, and there's this ground floor. You go up here and it's kind of like a Japanese history museum. You've got samurai armor, samurai weapons. You've got swords, historic artifacts. You've got artwork, traditional Japanese artwork, and there's. Computers. There's a lot of money. Cool little hologram. And then over here upstairs, there's a big drum. This is my favorite room over here. Not this room. Where is it? I think it's here. This room, the karaoke room, is so cool. Has this big screen, has weird Japanese. This Japanese Japanese is obviously Google translated. It says rainbow, rainbow, rainbow, love this game. It's very strange Japanese. And you can crouch down, look at all the little game things. It looks like— I can't read that. It looks like a Sega Mega Drive. It's called Jeka. There's no such gaming system called Jeka, and it has rainbows.

Fucking hell.

I was trying to give you a tour and they shot me in the bloody back. It had Rainbow Six inside of that fake fictional game console. It's pretty funny, isn't it? They're playing Rainbow Six on a games console in a Japanese karaoke room. How long did it take for your channel to get partner after getting 1,000 subs? My channel My channel was already partnered before they made that new rule for 1,000 subs, so by the time they made that new rule, I already had about 60,000, so didn't really affect me. What is a Jekka? Look, there's sushi! Can you see the sushi table next to it? That room's so cool, it has all these little details. I was gonna show it to you, but I got I feel so much better with the air conditioning on. Makes a world of difference.

I'm not sure I can do this.

Um, should I make lunch? I'm not sure. Play a bit more Rainbow. If I get a horror game, I would have to wear my headphones so it's scarier. More atmospheric, tense. I don't like wearing the headphones because it feels like someone's fingers are in my ear. Here it is. Look, they have, uh, it says big crane. The first symbol is big, the second one is crane, you know, the bird. And this one says beer. Beer. It looks so pretty from the outside as well. Look, you've got these traditional Japanese buildings. It's all nice and light, littered up, lighted up, lit up. Whoa, whoa! He just came out of nowhere. Whoa! Oh, come on, that was a headshot. Look, he had a tiny, tiny little bit of health left. I shot him so many times. Why is it hard to get YouTube partnership now even if you have 1,000 subs? Because YouTube, they have to manually review the channel, and if they're not happy with the content, then they won't give you partnership. It happened on my second channel because at the time my second channel only had about 500 subs, and I had to get 1,000 subs and 4,000 watch time. To, to keep it monetized. And what I did was I just did constant live streams to get the watch time up to 4,000 hours. But luckily everything was okay. I got lots of new subs on the second channel as well, and now I have 2 fully monetized channels. Very pleased with that. Got 2 channels making money, plus my Twitch channel, plus my Patreon. I think I'm in a pretty good, pretty good position right now.

We need to protect the biomass.

Yeah, I think things have worked out pretty well.

Yeah, I think things have worked out fairly well.

You did work hard for it. Thanks. I feel like I did work hard for it. I spent years and I think a lot of people don't, don't understand that it's taken me a long, long time to build up my channels. Didn't happen overnight, and I put a lot of effort into making stuff. I think a lot of people don't understand that you're not just To get to the point where I am. I'm quite proud of myself, actually. I never expected to become a YouTuber. Not with my personality. I'm very quiet, don't talk much, very shy, very self-conscious and insecure about my physical appearance.

Location has been compromised.

And it took me a lot of effort and courage to be able to put myself out there, but now I feel quite comfortable I'm just grateful doing it, and I enjoy it. Oh, nearly got him. Whoa, whoa, that was close. Oh, that's why you shouldn't play with corpses. They don't know how hard it is to make it happen. Yeah, I bet if they try to make a channel, they wouldn't get anywhere, and they'll just say stuff like, well, I'm not trying to be a YouTuber, or I wouldn't want to make your content anyway. I, I, I want privacy. They just come up with excuses. Does my wife— Does my wife understand how difficult it is? I think she kind of does. What is the best cell data company? I use Y Mobile. It's pretty good. I have 21 gigabytes data a month. Cost me about $30, around that price point. Hopefully my data reset.

It's—

oh, it's still July. Might have to wait until tomorrow. I don't think there's a huge difference between all of them. My arms look so funny like this. I might boil some water for my noodles. It's so warm in the second room, it's crazy.

It's like a greenhouse.

Hey, where are my noodles? It's like a greenhouse in the secondary. Look, I have these noodles. It's called okonomiyaki sauce flavor. Yaki soba. Oh, I need to contact my UK SIM card company because they're still charging me and I can't use it in Japan. I think I have to phone them up. It's a bit annoying. I feel a bit tired.

10 seconds left.

I don't like this level. It's a bit— it's a bit dirty, grimy looking. I think it's Middle Eastern inspired.

Haha.

Whoa, whoa, there's someone there in the smoke. I can't see, I can't see, I can't see. I had such a great chance to take them all out. Anyway, I'll show you my noodles. I've never had these before. It's inside of a polystyrene box. My fingers smell like urine. And there's instructions how to make it. It says... Peel back from here, and then stop at this line. Pour in the water. Can I make the screen larger? Okay. It looks like this inside. A few packets, sauce packets. We've got furikake, which is like a sprinkling thing. It smells like seaweed. And then this is the sauce. You put the sauce in. To the noodles.

Quite nice.

And it should take— how long does it take? 3 minutes. Not too long. Looks kind of blurry. I'm not sure why it's blurry.

Hmm.

I never cook noodles this way. They don't get soft enough. Should be fine. I closed the lid. Seems quite soft already. You should have your mum or sister send you a care package filled with random things. They'll ask me to pay for it. They're not that generous. I would love some pot noodle, some British bacon. I should get a mouse pad. I don't feel like I need one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, someone there! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Bet they didn't see me. Did you see that? I killed them. Shotgun to the face. Good old shotgun.

Any more?

Haha, I like it when the blood comes Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Haha, 3. I killed 3 of them now.

Oh, there's another one there.

Oh, I killed 4 of them. There's one left now. Killed 4, can you believe that?

Facing forces.

Where are you?

Last one.

I killed all your friends. Hmm, 25 seconds left. I think I can just hide. Oh, he's coming.

Down to 15 seconds.

I killed him!

I killed all of them! 5! 5 kills, 0 deaths. Nearly knocks my drink over.

Stop yelling.

Well, I'm sorry, I got excited. I soloed that entire team. Did I end up doing a Minecraft server? No, I don't want to spend money to get the game. I'm a big fan of your vlog stream thing. Thank you, welcome to the channels. How often do you get fangirls' nudes? Well, I used to get them quite often, not recently. I can't believe I killed their entire team all by myself. Now I can enjoy my noodles. Wow, the camera is really blurry. That's a bit better. They're a bit bland. The flavor, it's not very, not very rich. It's a very bland flavor.

Hmm.

Oh no, game started. Oh, I can't find— oh, whoa, where was he? He was right behind there in the corner. I like okonomiyaki as well. But this just tastes very weak. Maybe I put too much water. I think I put too much water. Tastes very bland.

Funny.

Can I put the mic in the food? No, it will break.

Loading the magazine! Phase of kill is up. You have entered enemy-controlled area.

Leave now. You have been spotted by hostiles.

Fall back. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh no!

Had 2 of them right in front of me. I didn't even get one. So stupid. Should have done the nitro cell. Will I go to Africa? Never, ever, ever.

I'm full.

I can't think of a single reason why I'd want to go to Africa. You get those people, you get a certain type of adventurous people— person who love places like India and Africa. I'm just not one of those people. I like modern cities, clean, safe places. I'm not really interested in having a wild adventure. I prefer the comforts of a city. Although having sex in the bush with a hot black lady sounds kind of arousing. There's a part of me that wants to go back to being an animal, and having sex outdoors unprotected is pretty animalistic.

Found a bomb.

If me and my wife do the camping thing, maybe that dream could come true.

Where are they?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You are not going camping. Why not? I want to go camping, have sex in a tent. Maybe I'll be daring, bring her out of the tent, or have sex outside of the camp— outside of the tent. Camping would be pretty funny as a live stream, I think. Not as a video. I think as a video it might not be interesting unless something crazy happens. And then if I have a terrible experience, I can make a video why I hated camping. I'm not sure about the soup.

It's a bit fun.

A bit fun tasting. Um, do I have any snacks? Any snacks in my house?

I have popcorn and I have juice.

I have some popcorn. Have a vape. The great thing about the vape is after you've had a really greasy, heavy meal, it's nice to have a vape. It's a nice palate— palate cleanser. Resets the palate. Now my mouth smells all appley. Green apple. Kore wa green apple. Sounds so stupid. Ah, ah, don't kill me, don't kill me. Oh, oh, oh my God, I shot his legs! Fuck it, 1125. I shot his kneecaps so many times. Why do I like this game so much? Because it looks cool. I like the concept. But it's fun, satisfying, doesn't take too much concentration. You don't have to worry about building stuff and getting materials. You have to build the windows. No, I don't, I don't barricade or reinforce anything. I just run around. I don't even use my traps or my gadgets. I just finished watching the BBC incel documentary. One of those guys, he has a YouTube channel, that Irish guy. Ice's girlfriend is quite hot. Yeah, she's very attractive. Will I ever visit China? Never. There's nothing about China that interests me. I'm not even interested in Chinese women. Japanese women, they're the best. They have the tightest vaginas. She could suck your dick while Ice fucks her. That'd be nice. What if we did double penetration? Ice on the bottom and Kim on top of him, and then I'll be doing doggy style on Kim.

Sounds good.

And then my ballsack would be touching Ice's ballsack as it swings in and out. Is it true Japanese women have fishy pussy?

No.

I've never had a fishy pushy— fishy pussy. Had a lot of hairy ones. Oh no, my wife's messaging me. Ugh, should I just pack my stuff and leave? She said she's angry. Your fans are saying stupid things and the comments about her being a lesbian. That's why I told you not to make it. Why don't you listen to me when I tell you not to do something? If her family finds out she's dating a woman, she will be in trouble. Always trying to blame my fans. Don't worry, I'll protect you guys. She's saying my stupid fans, uh, Talking about how she's a lesbian. Can't believe I missed all those shots. Oh, come on, why aren't you dying?

Reloading.

Oh, oh, did you see that? Oh, he's over there. Ah, I saw him poking his head out the window. Oh, she says she wants me to delete the scene where they're walking together. You can't delete scenes, you have to Blur it out. Imagine being a 28-year-old adult and you're scared of what your mum and dad might think. So lame. If she was a 16-year-old kid, then yeah, I can understand. Come on, she's a 28-year-old grown woman. Scared of her parents. And the other one is like a 40-year-old Japanese woman. Are they both Filipinas? No, one's Filipino and the other one's Japanese. There's not— there's no problem with the Japanese one. It's the Philippine girl who's ashamed, doesn't want her family to find out.

10 seconds to insertion. 5 seconds before insertion. Confirmed, the hostage has been located. Eyes on hostage confirmed.

Extraction initiated.

My wife said, why did you upload a new video when I told you not to yesterday? What should I say? I need a good excuse. I can't aim properly because my fingers are covered in popcorn dust. I'm using my middle finger instead of my index finger.

Huh.

It'll be fine. I'll just blur it out in a minute. Have I ever played Modern Warfare 3? No, I've never played Call of Duty. Oh, I played the Japanese one, the one that's in the Pacific War, World War II. What was it called? The one where you fight Japanese soldiers. World at War. Yeah, that's the one. I used to play that. Do you think Japanese people would find that offensive, killing, killing Japanese soldiers? I can't shoot properly, my middle finger's not flexible.

Hey Daniel.

Hey, get shurikened. How are you? I'm fine, thank you. My wife's having a go at me now. She said I shouldn't have made the last video. Oh, hit my light. I finished all the tea. If you already made the video, the money on the video, you can delete it. I made most of the money. It has nearly 16,000 views, probably won't get much more. Might get up to 20K, but I like the video. It's a cool video.

Oh.

She wants me to delete the other video as well, the last 2. Popcorn is healthy. What are you talking about? Popcorn is a really powerful antioxidant. Eating corn is not healthy.

It is.

Google it. Popcorn, superfood. One of the most powerful antioxidants. Rich in fiber. Will I go back to Malaysia? Never. I'm cutting all ties from my Malaysian relatives. They're boring.

Down to 5 seconds.

I would never go to Malaysia again. Never. Now my dad's dead, um, I really don't think— I don't think we'll be going on any more family vacations.

Yes!

No, help me, help me! Help me.

No.

Corn stuck in my throat. It won't go down.

Uh, insertion in 5 seconds.

I'm lagging. Oh my God. I saw him sitting there. What should we talk about?

My thoughts.

Thoughts on the situation in Hong Kong? I don't even know what's happening in Hong Kong. What's happening? See? Research suggests popcorn is a powerful superfood. Didn't I tell you? Polyphenols are much more concentrated in popcorn, which averages only about 4% water. Most fresh produce contains 90%. water, which dilutes this special class of antioxidants. The new study found that the amount of polyphenols found in popcorn was as high as 300 mg. That sounds disgusting. No, that's a waste of food. Popcorn is a whole grain. It's the only snack that is 100% unprocessed whole grain. Other grains are processed and diluted with other ingredients. One serving of popcorn will provide more than 70% of the daily intake of whole grain.

You're a waste of foodie's image.

Keep believing what's online. Well, when multiple articles and websites say the same thing and there's research put into it— it's called treehugger.com. Why would treehugger.com lie about popcorn? What do they gain from it? Says popcorn may contain surprisingly large servings of healthy antioxidants and polyphenols, which prevent cancer and stop your body getting toxic. There's no research that, that denies this evidence, that goes against it, unless it's some kind of popcorn company making it up to sell more popcorn. I highly doubt it because people buy and eat popcorn anyway, even though people think it's unhealthy. Trying to convince people that it is healthy isn't gonna sell much more popcorn. It'd be a waste of time.

Changing mags.

Whoa, the Korean woman! I was gonna knife her, but she was too far. You eat too many carbs? I don't, because For dinner, I don't have any carbs. I don't have rice, I don't have bread or potato. I just have meat and vegetables. So for lunch, I have some carbs, usually bread. For dinner, I have no carbs, so it balances out. Have I ever received anal from a guy? I wish. I want some hot guy to pump me full of juice. It tastes like apple as well, the liquid. Oh, thank you.

Would you let your wife pump you full of literal juice using a turkey baster?

No, that's disgusting. I'm actually quite interested in squirting something up my a-hole, see what it feels like to push it back out. Do I ever pee in a girl's butthole? No, but if she wants me to, then I could try. My next video, I think I'm gay. Sometimes I have fantasies of being pumped. Can I flex my biceps? Not for free. You have to Pay. I only do sexual actions for money. This is one of my favorite levels. Let me give you a tour. Um, it's a, it's a lovely family house. We've got the staircase Second floor here. This, this house is massive. Look how many rooms there are. There's 1, 2, 3— well, there's only 4, 4 bedrooms, but it feels really big. Look how big it is. There's a child's room here full of toys, and then we go into the master bedroom. Has an ensuite storage room. Uh, double bed, closet area, more closets. There's a lot of storage. And then we can go into the ensuite bathroom. Very big open shower. That's a big shower with broken glass on the floor.

Hahaha, got him!

Look, he fell down the stairs. What a loser. Whoa, whoa, I got her as well! Who else is down there? Whoa, whoa, I got him, I got him! There's one left. It's 2 versus 1. 2 versus 1. My nose is itching. Yes, my nose! Oh, did you see that? I took out 3 of them. Can I peg you if I go to Japan? Sure, why not? But not, not with a big black horse dildo. You can use your tongue or your finger. Did you see me? I destroyed them. One guy, shot him, he fell downstairs, and then I dropped out the room. From above, did a flying headshot. I'm showing you pro gameplay right here, and I don't feel like you're appreciating it. But I should think about a new game to play, something that's more interactive, something that's more introspective, immersive. Guys, what game would you like? GTA 5? I could do IRL streaming inside of GTA 5, talk to strangers. Would you like that? I have to download GTA 5 again. Join some kind of roleplay server, maybe. Uh-oh. Oh, I fell down the hole. Play a game with a story, that might be fun, but then it's very hard to concentrate It's very hard to concentrate on the chat and on the story at the same time. If it's a story game, we could just watch it on YouTube together. Instead of me playing it, we can watch someone else playing it. Stop copying what I'm saying, please. Oh, I know. Should I turn on the microphone voice chat on Rainbow Six and then troll, troll my team? I need to go to the toilet. Wow, it's so nice and cold in here. What happened to the game? Oh, they kicked me for inactivity. Fuck them. Can you stop spamming please, or I'll have to put you on a timeout. Oh, thank you.

Daniel, it's Bea. Can you come to England and be in my household?

No, you, you come here. I'm not going home. I need to edit my YouTube I need to edit those Filipinos. Okay, so I need to trim first. I need to do a trim.

Nächster Trim.

Enhancements.

Do I trim?

There's no flavor. Does my wife let me stay? Stick the peepee in the a-hole. No, she won't. She said she doesn't like it. They ruined my video. I put so much effort into making it fun. $12, just Okay, so we're trimming now. It's down to 10 minutes 38. Then I do save. Okay, that's editing in process. Listen to some music. Any recommendations? Create. The Shining in Dubai. Okay, it lags my game out when I try and play music. That's weird, very weird. This music sucks. You must Oh yeah, jazz, jazz, jazz. Yeah, killed that black woman. Look, looks like a man, but she's actually a woman. Isn't that funny? Oh, thank you, Coxley. Very generous donation.

Whoa!

Oh, killed him, killed him good. Oh yeah, whoops, didn't mean to jump out the Oh, who's shooting me? The hell? Do you like the music? This is good music. What are you talking about? Okay, I'll show you some good music. Wait. If I give you 10 bits, will you play a song I request?

Okay.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of Cooking with Daniel. Today I'll be making a pizza. I'm getting all nostalgic.

Here is the song.

What is the song? This one's good.

I have a little dream doll, I made it out of clay, and when it's drying—

Ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba bum bum, ba ba ba ba bum, ba ba.

I will give you $20 to stick the whip up your whole life.

$20, pretty tempting. But how would you know? How would you know that I actually did it? What if I just lied to you?

Do do do do do do do.

Hey Daniel, it's Pia. I'm outside your house with a Hawaiian pizza, ready to stick that pepper up your hole for you.

Oh, Pia, you naughty girl.

Whoa!

Ba-da-ba!

Oh no! Ah, couldn't kill me. I'm still alive.

Oh, I can't see.

No, I can't see the donation right now.

What would it take for you to take your shirt off and lick your hand?

Oh, I killed him! Did you see that? Uh, what would it take for me to take my shirt off?

Um, $50.

Did you see me? He poked his ugly face around the door and I shot him. He deserved it. I do foot fetish. For $50, and I do nipple rubbing, $20, and I do jerk-off videos, $50. For $100, I'd do pretty much anything. I would eat my own shit. Oh, the Fallout 4 soundtrack.

The soundtrack is better.

That's a very good idea, actually. Who remembers the days when I used to play Fallout 4? on stream. You're an OG if you do remember those days. Fallout 4 music soundtrack, Diamond City. No, I don't like Diamond City. Which was the one That has the classical music. Oh, Uranium Fever.

That was a classic.

Don't like this one. Oh, I like this one. What song do you?

You want—

for you, we are to anything for you.

I'm lagging.

I got one of them. He won't even read my donation. Your peepee is small and you had to use a horse cock sleeve. You're talking rubbish.

Hey Daniel, it's Pia. I miss your tiny Asian peepee.

It's not tiny. Pia said it was very nice. Is anyone there? I've got a very big penis, probably bigger than most of you guys. Oh, thank you for hosting me, Clone 19911. Very generous.

I have your nudes because I used a Chinese adult actress.

Huh, message me on Instagram, I'll show you a picture if you think it's so small.

A green big flame down in your heart, you see.

If anyone wants to see my dick, just message me on Instagram. Uh, the e-liquid leaked out into my mouth. Oh, thank you for the host, Brelp, my brother. Brother-in-law broke.

We are claiming.

I just wanna shag you again.

I already sent you the pics, Daniel. The only person who would lick that cheesy mic drop is your wife.

My wife likes It cheesy. Look at that ass, very nice. Look at those buttocks, just makes you want to slap them. Oh, what are you doing? Oh, I got one of them right in the face. Did you see that? Daniel ignoring stream song requests. Play XQCS. Play XQCS.

Yes.

Doesn't sound like a very family-friendly song.

Daniel, what kind of music do you like?

Do you want to hear the music I like? Okay, I'll play a couple seconds because pretty sure no one would like it. Where's my music folder? Where's The Windows thing, Control Panel, Music. But don't laugh, okay? Not allowed to laugh. I like this one. And This is my favorite.

I'm after my girlhouse in Hawaii and you don't look at the opposite room. Me and your wife had a threesome. Listen, we could make an Eiffel Tower formation with one. Strap on in your Eiffel and one in your mouth, please.

It's the best band in the world.

Shut up.

It's Bullet for My Valentine. Best band in the world. Well, that's the music I like.

Hey Daniel, it's Bea.

You have shit taste in music. You didn't need to recall me, right? You took my virginity in a British telephone box.

No, I have very good taste. Bullet for My Valentine, one of the best metal bands ever. Died. You don't like metal?

Put It for My Valentine is not emo.

It's—

it's metal.

It's emo.

What are you gonna do? It says a heavy metal band from Wales on Wikipedia. Heavy metal, hard rock, metalcore.

You got a heart, and if you're kind, then don't keep us apart. Make up your mind, you're undecided now, so what are you gonna do?

But If My Valentine is nothing like Green Day and Avril Lavigne. What are you talking about?

If you've got a heart and if you're kind, then don't keep us apart. Make up your mind, you're undecided now, so what are you gonna do? Now if you don't love me, I wish you'd say so. I love you so much, honey, I just got to know.

What are you gonna do?

Was Knuckle— Knacky. You're not Pia. Stop pretending. Pia would never say such things. She's a sweet, innocent young lady that I defiled 5 times. Whacking and smacking, hacking.

Whoa!

Oh, what are they doing here? The fuck just happened? What are they doing here? Did you see that? They're just having a little party.

He's hacking, whacking, smacking.

He's hacking, whacking, chopping at me. You're not Pia. Stop pretending.

Just ask for anything he can get. Say, turn this rascal over.

You ain't heard nothing yet.

You must protect your bombs from being confused by our force.

You must protect your bombs.

It's a new form, not the—

I need to go to the toilet. What?

But my father did not want you, but I did this to the old donation bank.

No!

But due to my precious debt—

Don't forget about how much I care for you. It's all over but the dreaming. Poor little dream that keeps flying.

It's 5 versus 2. Where'd the enemy team go? Oh, does anyone like the game Cuphead? I never tried it, but it looks quite cool.

According to all the numbers available, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Bees are cool. They make honey. They sting people. Hit me in the eye. One, bam, alakazam. Do you wanna build a snowman?

Flash, whoosh, bam, zip, alakazam, out of an orange-colored sky.

L_ to L_ to L_ to L_ to L_2. L_ to L_ to L_ to L_ to L_2. L_ to L_ to L_2.

Alakazam! As you can. Let's get around. I'll go from town to town. That's like me. I'm a wanderer. I go from town to town tasting the Beyjay.

Wow, wow, wow, wow.

Type of guy goes round and round.

I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town, and when I find myself falling for some girl, I hop right in that car of mine.

Worry, worry, worry, worry, worry, love is passing me by. Worry, worry, worry, I'm so painfully shy. Other guys get all the kisses.

Why am I the one who misses?

Worry, worry, worry, woe is me. Worry, worry, worry, worry. Baby, baby, baby, I'm a fool about love. Can I stream here more often? Yeah, I'm trying to stream every But you know, I'm a busy YouTuber. I'll try and make time when I can. Worry, worry, worry, am I kissing her right?

She said, Joe, what you on about?

I'm not Joe, my name is Harry. Worry, worry, worry, worries me. When is it my turn to play? Here's a call out. Kick the wall out. Back to me. To the fallout, you and me.

Hey Daniel, it's Pia. According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way we should be able to fly. It's insanity.

I don't care about bees.

Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Look, there's cupcakes, happy birthday cake.

Yellow, black, yellow, black, or black and yellow. Let's shake it up a little.

Hey guys, 1K!

Guys, 1K! Guys, 1K!

Guys, 1K! Guys, 1K!

Oh, oh, oh. If you budget maybe $500 a month, that's 5— that's about 5 women a month you could have a go at. In a year, That'd be over 60 women. I'm pretty sure there's not 60 women there. There's always new ones to try out. Some of them quit, sometimes new people start. It's getting very warm. I need more tea.

5 seconds to the first.

I'm lagging hard. Lagging. Oh, died again.

I'm bored.

What should I do? Oh, I don't know what to do now. I feel bored. There's only so much Rainbow Six I can play before I get bored. Okay, let's play another round.

We need to protect the biohazard container.

Planting located.

Plant 4 located the biohazard container.

Hop 4 has located the biohazard container.

Happiness to everyone. Signing off. Whoa, help me, help me, help me!

Sucker!

I'm alive!

I'm liking I'm alive. I'm lagging. He's hacking, whacking, smacking. Pretty good round, I guess. Oh, it's so hot with the air conditioning off. I feel like I'm dying. Oh, how long is this nightmare gonna go on for? Well, the new video is doing quite well. 5 out of 10, not bad. Still getting views, pretty good. It's been 5 hours. What a long day. Oh wow, I have 10 subs! I have 10 subscribers now. That's pretty cool. 10 subscribers. Prite— prite— quite pleased. I can't speak. Quite pleased with that. I nearly said quite queezed. Quite pleased with my 10 subs, thank you very much. But the game keeps lagging and I don't know why. Oh, stupid Twitch. Are they all trolls? Well, if they're going to pay me, I don't really care if they're trolls or not. If they're paying me, I don't mind if they spit in my mouth. So you reached your goal. Was there a giveaway? No. My goal was actually 20, so I'm halfway to my goal because at 20 subs I would get 20 times 2.5. Uh, what's 10 times 2.5 would be? 10 times 2 is 20, it'll be 25. That'll be $50. $50, it's pretty good. Yeah, it'd be $50 every month from 20 subs, so I'm getting $25 every month. I need to think of more things to do on the stream. How can I make it more fun? What could I do on the stream? Maybe I should get a story game so there's some kind of progress, so we've got something to, to aim for. To finish the game, the story in the game. Because Rainbow Six just feels kind of pointless. There's no, there's no story, there's no objective apart from winning the round. I'm gonna do something so we feel like we've accomplished something together. Let me look at Steam. I want a course. Story. Resident Evil 2.

Resident Evil.

Resident Evil's scary.

Play Yakuza.

That game looks quite interesting actually. That's a good idea, and it's Japan-themed, which fits my theme. Yakuza Kiwami 2, is that the latest one? What do you do? Just— did you just fight, beat people up? And there's Japanese girls in it. Is it like a fighting game? I would like a game like Shenmue with hot Japanese girls in it. Yakuza 6. There's no Yakuza 6. The highest one's 2. I don't know, it doesn't really look like my kind of game. I want something that's, that's more dark and atmospheric, more sinister, like Alien: Isolation. Really enjoyed that Play Outlast. Let me have a look. Outcast 1 or Outcast 2? The problem with Rainbow Six is it keeps lagging. If it's an offline game, it'd be much better. I keep lagging.

Is he building me?

Oh, I shot my own, my own team player. Sorry about that. Help me, help me, help me.

Stay behind me.

Play a horror game with Chihiro but make her play it. Maybe me and Chihiro do a stream outside tomorrow if she's not angry with me. Outlast is a first-person survival horror game. I don't know, it looks kind of annoying, too noisy. Very tricky trying to find a new game. There's so many games I could I can't pick. So many choices. Farming Simulator. Beach Party Green Army Men. Samurai Showdown. Wolfenstein. Wolfenstein Cyberpilot. I don't like Wolfenstein. It doesn't look good. It looks kind of silly. It's so hot without the air conditioning on. Maybe if I step outside, but if I open the window, you'll be able to see where I live. I'll just hide it at the bottom. Let me get some fresh air.

Oh, that's better.

I need to bring in the Laundry. I don't like this skirt my wife has. It looks like a big green bin bag. Let me check. Can you see outside? No, you can't. It's all overexposed. It's so hot. I can't stand it. This is risky. I don't want to show outside. Might dox myself. Why do I look like a girl? I don't, I'm a man. I'm not a girl. What are you talking about? I streamed for 6 hours today. I think that's quite impressive.

Quite impressive.

Oh, it's hot. Uh, so I've edited the video, trimmed off the beginning, which is cool. Now I need to blur out the lesbians in the background. And, um, what else do I have to do? Not much really. Tomorrow— what am I doing tomorrow? Tomorrow is my wife's day off, so we could do something together. What should I do?

I don't know.

What should we do? Go to a restaurant? What would I like to do? I don't know. I need to make my Black women video, that'll be on Friday, not tomorrow. And I'll probably do a Cooking with Daniel because the apology isn't going to take very long. How should I do it? I'll say, some of you might remember that I made a video last year about black women and why I never dated one before, and a lot of people got offended by the video And I lost thousands of subscribers. I didn't make the video to offend people, but unfortunately, because of my poor choice of words, a lot of people did get offended, even though that wasn't my intention. So I'm gonna make an apology video today to say sorry For upsetting so many, I didn't mean. This is really hard. I don't know what else to say. How did Nobita do it? Let me check Nobita's video. How did he do his apology?

Do do do do do do.

Can't even see it. A light box. You can't see it. Why not? Things keep going wrong. Window capture. Chrome. Ah, who cares? I'll just play it. You can hear the sound.

感じ る の かな っていう の が わか れ ば いい な という ふ う に 思 って お ります。 それ も まあ 理 由 の 一 つ なんです けど も、 最 終 的 には こう この 動画 を 作 る っていう ふ う に 判 断 した のは 自 分 です。 まあ それ と これは 日本 人 が その 謝 り や す い 性 格 だから とか、 僕 自 身 も そうだ と思 うん です けど、 まあ それ と は 全 然 関 係 ない です。 まあ これ まで の 人 生 で 両 親 から 言 わ れた こと っていう のは た く さん ある んです けど も、 その 中 の 一 つ が 自 分 じ Oh, he goes on and on and on for 15 minutes.

So many black people.

Another black people and blacks are more likely to kill cops.

That sounds a bit racist.

Higher.

Of all the murders.

Of all the murders.

He says he's a fan of Gordon Ramsay and he thought the aggressive way of speaking would be more effective for an American audience. That's why he was speaking Speaking so aggressively.

And how about this? When you are at a Starbucks in Tokyo and just chatting with a friend, 2 random black 2 guys approached you and yelled at you suddenly, really angry about your old video, and you were almost physically attacked. Don't worry, me and my friend were completely safe, nothing injury or anything like that. We just ran away immediately. But what's killing me is my friend was there, she was really scared at the time. How painful to see that. Anyway, let's go Continue. What if you saw the crazy high violent crime rate, much higher than any other race?

It's so funny. His black video is so funny. It's unintentionally funny. There's something about it, it's so, so stupid sounding. All the points he brings up, they may be true. I'm not denying True or false. It's just so, so funny how he says it. Look at this bar chart, we're like people. I think the accent's what makes it funny. It wouldn't be as funny if I did the same thing because my English is too good. It's just so funny seeing a little Angry Asian man complain about black people being violent. He's not little though, is he? Nobz is quite tall actually. I think he said he was 5 foot 10 or 11. 5 foot 10 maybe. He looks small on video. Whoa, what? How many times you have to shoot people? Uh, if I had the video of the black women video that I made, I could use clips from it like Nobita did, but I deleted it and I don't know if anyone archived it.

Ah, okay. 全 体 を それ と 同 じ ように 見て しま った っていう ところ だ と思います。 本当 に 申 し 訳 ござ い ません でした。 まあ それ が 本当 に 理 不 尽 で こう 子 供 じ み た 考 え だ った な っていう ふ う に 思 います。 ま ああ の 後 い ろ んな 方 から こう 多 く の 批 判 を いただ いた んです けど も、 まあ それ が こう 自 分 自 身 だけ に 向 いて いる 分 には 全 然 良 かった んです けど も、 一 番 こう 自 分 自 身 が 苦 し んだ っていう。 代 表 の よう な 感じ で 見て しま った か もし れない と思 うん です よね。 なので 他 の 日本 人 も そう なん じゃない か っていう も のは あの 本当 に しょう が ない と思います。 実 際 自 分 も それ と 同 じ こと を して た ん ですね。 まあ 他 に その た く さん の いい 黒 人 の 方 々 が いる は ず な の に、 僕 は 本当 に 悪 い 方 に だけ フ ォ ー カ ス を 持 って 行 って しま った な っていう ふ う に 思 います。 や っぱ り ど んな 人 種 や 国 そして グ ル ープ に 関 して も 必 ず 何 か 問題 が ある し 必 ず その いい 人 も い れ ば 悪 い 人 も いる と思います。 なので や っぱ り 悪 い 方 に だけ 目 を 向 ける という のは すご く 悪 かった な っていう ふ う に 思 います。 本当 に 申 し 訳 ござ い ません でした。 ま ああ の 動画 に よ って ア ド セ ン ス で こう いく つ か お 金 を いただ いた んです けど も、 や っぱ り 自 分 自 身 は その お 金 に 値 する と思 い ません。 まあ なので ア メ リ カ の ある 団 体 の 方 に。 He said he donated the money that he made off the videos to an African American fund.

Where's the proof? He could be just making it up. Hey, I could say the same thing. I donated the money to an African-American women's charity. That sounds so out of character for him. I would never donate money. I'm poor. That's a long apology. He talked for 14 minutes 49 seconds. I couldn't even talk for 2 minutes during the apology thing. I'd make it a 2-minute-long apology and then 10 minutes cooking. What would I say? How did he go online for such a long time? I think that's a good idea, but— oh, thank you, Negative Mask. Thank you, Mask, for subscribing. Very generous. I'm only 9 subs away from my goal. Well, my today's goal is just 5. I'm 1, 1 sub away, but my ultimate goal would be 20. That'd be nice.

Bomb location secure.

You will be—

Ow, ow, ow. Uh, what would I say for my apology? I would have to spend most of it explaining the video and then just saying sorry for making people Upset. And then, I don't know, I don't really want to make it. I don't really care, but I think it would get views. It's pretty funny as well. Oh, I wish I could make videos that I actually want to make. What videos do I want to make? I don't know, there aren't any. I don't really want to make videos, to be honest. I want to have sex with a bunch of random Japanese women whilst playing Rainbow Six. Might get a sex doll. I wish I had a sex doll. I want to be like that James and Luna guy, making vlogs, filming sex, making money from That'd be great. But it would be such a pain. I have to clean it, hide it. I could make one video about it, showing it to you, dressing it up. What if— how about for tomorrow's stream, me and my wife, we go and buy a Japanese high school girl uniform and then Chihiro wears it? And then the stream title can be making my wife wear a Japanese high school Do you think she would do it? We could go to one of those shops where they sell outfits and stuff, and then I can bang her while she's wearing it. It might be fun. What if I just dress my wife up so she looks like a different person? That might turn me on more because it's hard to get aroused by the same person How do you not notice that she's the same person for over 2 years when you're living together, sleeping together every day? What if I trick myself into thinking she's someone else? Give her a mask. Her clothing doesn't really arouse me. Her clothing is very conservative. I'd like if she wore a Like a slutty outfit, like those, you know, those girls I secretly film on my GoPro. You might have seen, you might have noticed the trend in the type of girls that I secretly film. They usually wear some kind of one-piece or a skirt where a lot of their leg is exposed. That's the kind of style that I find attractive. I'm not saying my wife has bad fashion taste, it's just not really my taste.

You must recover the diffuser.

I'm lost. I don't know where to go. Oh, I found you, found you. Hello. No, how did I not kill him? I was right behind him. I want to dress my wife up in some kind of slutty outfit. Or high school girl uniform. Should I do it on Twitch or YouTube? I think I'll do it on YouTube since more people would see. But I think she's gonna be angry because I made that video. The good thing about that video was that it directed more views. I should put an end card. Onto it so people go straight to the lesbian video after they've seen it. That should funnel more views to the previous one. A good way— I've noticed a good way to get more views on a video is by making another video about that video but making some kind of scandal around that previous video. So now people are going to want to find out what this forbidden word was that I'm talking about in the new video, then they'll go back to the previous video. That's the strategy. So I'm going to do use template, add an end card, select And then I'll choose, choose a video, meeting my wife's friends. Save. Bada bing, bada bong, finito. I should also put a card. That would be a good idea. Put a card around the point when I say We went to a ma— in the video— a couple times. I've changed the thumbnail several times, and there's— wife decided to go to Kyoto to a nice place in Kyoto— in the video. So for those— I'll add it here right at the beginning. Video or playlist, add this as a card so you get a prompt to click on the previous video at the beginning, and then at the end there's an end screen card. Which prompts you to click on it. Oh, they kicked me for inactivity. What bastards. I'll move my, my cup to the side here, make it smaller. Move the sub goal to the top. Okay, so let's test it out. So you go on YouTube. We click on My Problem with My Friends.

Aurora.

I've edited the comments, I've blurred out their faces. You may have noticed that my last video has had quite a few changes to it. I've had to change the title several times, I've changed the thumbnail several times, and there's random blurring In the video. So for those of you who haven't seen the video, let me quickly explain what happened. On Sunday, me and my wife decided to go to Kyoto to a nice place meant to be on Rachel and Jun's channel. So in conclusion, I don't think I'm going to meet any of my wife's friends anymore. Usually I only have 2 motivations to meet people. Number one motivation is obviously cereal, and then the second motivation is meet people is— Ha, it's working! End screen and a beginning card linking the video, that should drive more views to it. Oh, thank you, sleeve.

I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna ride Eli. Can't no more, I got the horses in the back. Horse tack is attached, hat is mad black, got the boots that's black too. You can whip your Porsche, I've been in the valley, you ain't been up off that porch now. Can't nobody tell me nothing, you can't tell me nothing, can't nobody tell me nothing. Cheer one, cheer one, cheer one, cheer one, cheer one.

I'm not showing nipples. No, don't look inside. Don't duck, me. If you come to my house, I'll beat you up. I've got a BB gun. Airbnb gun. 5 seconds before insertion. 5 seconds before insertion. Proceed to bomb's location and defuse it.

Proceed to bomb's location.

Do you like my American accent? We're cruising up the stairs. Whoa! Oh no, no, no, no! Not gonna let you kill me. Wow, I killed all of them!

Come on, Nick, cover me!

Did you see?

Ah, help me!

Oh, you couldn't see any of it because I forgot to minimize my webcam. I killed 2 of them. So good.

Oh yes.

How much vape do I have? This is my last one. Oh no, it's all gone already. It's all gone already. I've used all my vapes and it cost $10 to get 2. The problem is I spend all day sucking on it. I like sucking on things. And I'm gonna spend more money on bloody vapes, aren't I? Do do do do do do. Let me show you this room. It's pretty cool. pretty interesting. It's kind of like a prostitution house. If you go upstairs— no, if you go downstairs, one of the bedrooms has a bed, a bed with naked ladies next to it. I'm not sure which way.

Bomb locations are secure.

Fall fortified!

Why do the birds keep on flying? Why don't they fly into me? Oh Jesus, did you see him just standing right in front of the window? How did you know I was there? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa! I saw someone there, I saw someone there! Someone definitely over there. Let's go the other way. Oh no, no! Oh, I killed him, I killed him! What the hell? I am good.

Opponent located above.

I'm good. That was not good.

Op for last op standing.

Haha, gotcha.

Am I hooked on vaping? No, I just like doing it because it's something to do. It doesn't make me feel good. I don't feel addicted to it. I just like having something to fiddle with.

Oh, Gatsby!

Oh, Gatsby! Is it too loud? It's not what I thought it was. What's the song I'm singing? The End of the World. Don't they know it's the end of the world? I want to A metal version? No, that's not what I'm thinking of. What's the song I'm listening to? I mean, trying to sing. What's the song I'm trying to sing? I didn't even do anything. Skeeter Davis, End of the World.

Keep on singing.

Why do the stars glow above?

Don't they know?

It's the end of the world.

It ended when I lost your love. I wake up in the morning and I wonder why everything's the same Does the bat keep on beating? No, I can't understand. Why do these eyes of mine cry?

Don't they know it's the end of the world? It ended when you said goodbye.

Why does my heart Go on beating.

Why do these eyes of mine cry?

Don't they know?

It's the end of the world.

It ended when you said goodbye.

Where's the goodbye? She didn't say goodbye. Oh, she did.

Why do the birds go on singing? Why do the stars glow above? Don't they know it's the end of the world? It ended when I lost your love.

Well, That's a nice song, isn't it? I like this song.

If you ever go down Trinidad, they make you feel so very glad. Calypso sing and make a rhyme, guarantee you one real good fine time drinking rum and Coca-Cola. Go down Point Cumana, both mother and daughter working for the Yankee dollar. Oh, Judas, man, Judas. Since the Yankee come to Trinidad, they got the young girls all going mad. Young girls say they treat them nice, make Trinidad And I like this one. A missionary of a type beyond saying. He tells the native population that civilization is dying.

Dying?

And 3 educated savages holler from a bamboo tree.

Eh?

Hello, kita, saya sahana.

That civilization is a thing for me to see.

I don't want to leave the Congo. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Bingo, bango, bongo. I'm so happy in the jungle. I refuse to go. Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords. Oh my God.

No matter how the cokes feel, I'll stay right here. Whoa!

Oh, people who are civilized bang you with automobiles.

You know you can get hurt that way, Daniel.

That's my name. Many coconuts to see.

What do they see, darling?

Uncivilized pictures that the newsreel takes of me.

In the jungle, Mama, Mama. Bingo, bango, bango, he's so happy in the jungle.

Refuse to go. Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ears.

So no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here.

It's so funny, the people in the comment section of this song, they're having these big debates about whether the song is racist or not. People saying it's racist, making fun of people who live in the Congo. They swim and they fish, but that's what I do all year round. So bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't wanna leave the Congo, no, no, no, no, no. Bingo, bango, bongo, I'm so happy in the jungle, I refuse to go. Don't want no jailhouse.

Shotgun.

Fish hooks.

Golf clubs.

I got my spear.

So no matter how the cold chills, I'll stay right here. They have things like the atom bomb.

So I think I'll stay where I am.

Civilization, I'll stay right here.

I don't know, I feel like they're making fun of civilization and how it's actually better to live in the Congo as some kind of jungle man. Because you're free, go fishing, go swimming, don't have to get stuck in trains and traffic. I feel like they're criticizing civilization in the song, not being racist. Lay that thing down before it goes off and hurts someone.

Located a bomb.

Well-developed personality.

What did Romeo see in Juliet, or Pierrot in Pierrette, or Jupiter in Juno?

You know.

And when Salome danced and had the boys entranced, no doubt it must have been easy to see.

Personalities. What are you doing?

Ouch.

Oh.

Whoa! Oh, come on, come on! Oh, I carried them. Look, I've got 6 kills. Personality. Did you see? I just soloed their entire team, and I didn't even get most important player.

Give him 2 lips like roses in clover.

Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.

Sandman, I'm so alone. Don't have nobody.

Please turn on your magic beam. Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.

That's how you do it. Console strafe. Console-style strafe. It's quite effective. Just go side to side while shooting. I don't do that tilting left or right rubbish. I just strafe. Oh, it's so weird listening to this music. It reminds me of my mum in the kitchen making Christmas cake. And I was all excited because Victoria was coming over. I'd get so excited. Their car would pull up in the driveway. I would start jumping up and down going, they're here! They're here! And then I would hide in my bedroom playing PlayStation games. I used to beg my sister to stay with me.

And your hero...

And then she would eventually go downstairs, leaving me. And then my mum would start calling me.

Daniel!

Dinner's ready! Then I'd have to go downstairs and face the people. Face Victoria. She was such a cute girl. Get down, stupid man! Whoa, where are they coming from? Where are they coming from?

Very nice.

My leather chair is covered in sweat right now. Vigil, my favorite guy. I'm here.

Very sexy.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I killed one. Did I? I killed one. No, I injured one. One kill assist. Ah, they were just standing there.

Wow.

How hot is it in Japan right now? It's boiling hot. I'm dying. I'm sweating from just sitting down. I might have to I'm gonna turn the air conditioning on. I can't bear this heat. I feel like I'm gonna get heatstroke. Okay, air conditioning back on. Oh, it's so hot. My nipples are sweating.

Oh, 7-hour stream.

I can't wait to have a shower. It is half past 4. Uh, I'll stream until 5 and then go have a shower. I don't really have anything else to do. Nothing else to do. Oh, I can feel it. I can feel the cool air coming out. Oh, that's good.

10 seconds to go.

Oh, that's nice.

5 seconds to entry.

Nicely done.

The biohazard container has been located. Biohazard container located.

Moving to its location.

Oh, I hate this level. I keep getting lost. Can't find the staircase. Where is it? The staircase that goes upstairs, where? Oh, whoa, whoa, whoops! Look at him fly. I hate that CapCan guy, so annoying.

You know, once the threat is neutralized, 1 versus 4, can we do it?

Twitch. Do do do do do do do do do do. What happened to getting off soon? I'll finish, finish in half an hour. I can play a bit more. Why not? Why the bloody hell not? Don't they know it's the end of the world? It ended when you said goodbye.

A war drone has found a biohazard container.

A whoopee whoopee whoopee whoopee whoopoo. I think I'm gonna buy Resident Evil 2. It looks interesting.

Should I?

I don't know. If I don't like it, I can just refund it. Yeah, I'm gonna buy it after I finish today's stream. I'm gonna buy it, download it, and play on Friday, not Thursday. Play on Friday and I'll do no cam. Or should I put my, my webcam on?

Enemy incoming.

Starting the clock.

If I put the webcam on, it'll get in the way, won't it?

Oh my God!

Webcam on.

Oh, okay.

I can't find anyone to shoot. Whoa, whoa, how did I survive that?

Dropping guys.

Didn't even aim. No aim. Daniel is never scared. Yeah, I'm gonna play Resident Evil 2. I won't get scared at all. Uh, maybe I should put my headphones on to make it extra scary. Okay, so that's my plan for Friday. Where should I put it? I could put it— I need to get rid of all this stuff like the event list, the jar. Put my face at the bottom. Oh, I'll practice now for when I get it. So I'll plug the earphones in. My hair looks stupid. If only I could crop the video so I can get rid of that bottom bit. I can make it smaller, but I can't crop it. If I do this— And then turn this on.

Reloading. Reloading. Taking point.

It's a bit loud. Still a bit loud. How about now?

Last operator standing.

Oh no.

No.

Too loud? Too quiet? I can't understand anything you—

We need to protect the biohazard containers.

Secure the room.

We need to protect the biohazard containers.

The volume sounds quite good. How about you?

Initiate jammer. Propelling past hostile points. Jammer ready. Device set.

Jammer ready to activate.

Down to 10 seconds. 5 seconds to insertion. Pop 4 has failed to find the biohazard container.

Oh, it's scary now. I can hear the footsteps. I couldn't hear footsteps before because—

Door barricaded!

I couldn't hear it very well.

Deploy nitro. Nitro detonated. Falling back.

Reloading.

Someone's coming.

Shh, shh.

Behind me? Where are they? Uh, um, I can hear footsteps. Oh, I saw someone! Oh, come on, I shot him 3 times. There you go.

Haha.

Oh, who else wants some?

One friendly operator remaining.

Oh, I'm the only one left. 1 versus 3. It's really scary when you've got headphones on.

Securing the container. Op 4 found the biohazard container.

1 versus 2, 1 versus 2, 1 versus 2, 1 versus 2, 1 versus 2. Oh no, they're securing. Quick, quick, quick, I can stop them.

Oh, fucking mission failed.

Biohazard.

Oh my God, I should have gone straight into the Objective room to stop them from capturing. It's really tense when you've got headphones on and you can hear everything. You can hear the footsteps, you can hear the, the little bits of particles dropping. Without the headphones, you can't really hear all the different sounds. I can hear everything now. It completely changes the game. Play recruits. Oh, too late. So tense when you're the last, last person and everyone's watching you.

Secure the room.

We need—

Oh, that boom.

The boom echoes in my eardrums.

You will—

I deploy. 10 seconds.

I repeat, 5 seconds to insertion. Deploying jammer. Op 4 hasn't found the biohazard container. They will attempt to locate it during the assault.

Evil eyes are ready. I've got a shotgun and a shotgun pistol. Shotgun pistol is pretty good. Okay, quiet, I need to listen. I need to listen.

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Someone's coming. Someone's definitely up there. If they come down here. Oh, screw them. Go away.

Base is firing position.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, my friend died. So they might think it's safe. They're coming, they're coming, they're coming. Ah, no, I shot him with the shotgun. His stupid shield saved him. One more shot would have killed him.

One out, 4 remaining.

I hate that guy with the stupid shield.

Point-blank range with the shotgun.

Wasn't enough to kill him. Point blank.

Oh, we won.

Very nice. Oh, I'm at the bottom of the scoreboard.

Matchmaking.

If you play recruits, you excuse yourself from the responsibility of having to play well. Yeah, that's true. And if you do manage to kill someone, um, it feels like more of an accomplishment because you did it using recruit instead of a proper operator. I just need a pistol and I'm good to go. I don't need any fancy gadgets or fancy guns. Good old-fashioned pistol, good enough for me. Oh, I'm Ying, the hot Hong Kong lady. The best team is Hong Kong lady, Korean lady, Japanese lady. Who else is there? And the Korean lady. No, I said that already. Korean lady, Japanese lady, Hong Kong lady. Perfect team.

Be advised, your drone has located a bomb.

Oh, he killed me. 10 seconds.

10 seconds.

Insertion in 5 seconds. You've located a bomb. Make your way to its location and defuse it. You have dropped the defuser. The defuser is The defuser is no longer in your possession. The defuser has been recovered. You must recover the defuser. The defuser has been secured.

Time to move forward.

Oh, oh, oh, what? I shot her. Shot her twice. Shot her twice.

You have dropped the defuser. Down to 1 friendly.

1 versus 4.

All friendlies have been eliminated. Secure the bombs.

EDD mounted.

Be advised, a bomb location Has been compromised.

Device primed. Keep an eye on door.

10 seconds. Where's the wild 5 seconds and counting.

Motorway trapped.

Stay clear. Op 4 has located a bomb. Be ready for hostile action.

Core reinforced.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I've got a nitro cell, could blow him up if he walks in.

Bomb's down.

I'm scared. I don't know which way they are. Where are they? 3 versus 5. They're coming, they're coming. 2 versus 5. What?! I didn't even see him! How did she shoot me? How did she see me? I was in the corner. I was in the corner. I don't understand. I was going to trigger the nitro cell. You see, that's why I don't like high I like running around. When you hide, you just make yourself an easier target because you're sitting there not moving. When you're moving around, you can flank them or catch them off guard. I don't like just sitting there. How many hours do I have on Rainbow Six? I have 2,000.

Need to use your drone to—

Nearly 2,000. I don't like being trapped in a room and they're approaching. I like running around at the speed of light. Your drone has found a bomb.

It's 0-2.

If we lose this round, then it's game over. So I'm gonna play desperately and I'll just run in. I'm gonna run in, see if I can do my famous knife combo.

5 seconds to go.

But these guys, they're quite skilled.

You found a bomb.

I'm just gonna run in. I am Blackbeard. What are you doing, stupid team person? Flashbanging outside for no reason. I'm just gonna run in. Fuck it, I'm just running in. If I can kill one, that's good enough. I can't run anymore, stupid Venom thing.

Going dark. Shit, move, move, move!

5 versus 3, good, good, good. We've got the advantage. 5 versus 2. Oh, I have the defuser.

Do I?

Let's plant it.

Bomb defusion initiated. Protect the defuser.

I think we've got this. There's only 2 of them. There's only 2.

Come on.

1 out, 4 remaining.

3 versus 1. We've got this.

Oh, OP4 eliminated.

Very nice. Why don't you use grenades? I do if I have them. Some of my operators, they have the breach charge instead. This is quite a good round. I'm gonna go for Rook with a P9 silenced. Go for the P9 Rook body armor. We've got Smoke Warden, yay. Yayga. Yaga. Jaga.

Secure the area. Keep the bombs protected.

Bomb location compromised.

Plan accordingly.

Op Force has located a bomb. Plan your defenses accordingly. 10 seconds remaining.

Keep an eye on door. 5 seconds and counting.

Op 4 has located a bomb. Be ready for hostile action.

Load weight trapped. Stay clear of blast zone. Ambush ahead. Stay clear.

They're coming, they're coming.

Nest in position.

They're coming.

Nest in position.

They're coming this way, I think.

Clearing LOS.

Which way are they coming? Which way? Which way? This way. This way.

What are you doing?

Don't play 4 versus 5.

Where are they?

Can't see, can't see. No, I can't see, I can't see. Kill him! Fucking hell, stupid Blitz.

C4 prime detonated.

I hate Blitz so much. I should have sprinted towards him and ran behind him. We've lost 1 versus 5. So irritating. Shot him in the legs 5,000 times.

Mission failed. All friendlies have been neutralized.

It's funny, when I play properly I do really badly, and then when I don't play properly I do really well, getting lucky knife. Kills and stuff like that. When I try and play it properly, that's when I do very badly.

Typical, typical.

Absolutely typical.

I will choose South Roof, and I'll go with, um, what about Fuse? Fuse is quite fun. Resident Evil 2 would be so scary using headphones like this— earphones. Imagine the groaning, the creepy music.

You need to locate the biohazard container.

Rainbow Six can be pretty scary as well. Whoa, whoa, my microphone is falling down. Let me know if the audio Testing. I think it is working. Testing. Yeah, it is working.

Insertion in 10 seconds. Insertion in 5 seconds. Biohazard container location unknown. Find the biohazard container.

Swapping mags.

Charge ready.

Activating drone.

Well, I found them. Whoa, whoa, they're all there! I'm all by myself. I need some help, please.

Container has been located.

Missed. Help me! Where are my friends? I'm all by myself. I'm all by myself. Where's everyone gone?

Breach charge going up.

Help me, help me! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, come on!

Yes, I got one, I got one, I got one!

Resume securing the container once the threat is neutralized. Stop securing the container. Secure the biohazard container.

Op 4, last operator standing.

Op 4 neutralized. Mission successful.

Use the cluster grenade. I couldn't because it was reinforced. Silence LMG is pretty nice. I got one of them, injured the second one, so I did pretty well. Doesn't anyone else play this game who wants to play?

Be friends.

No, I'm not playing for much. Oh, it's 5. I said I was gonna go at 5. I can play a little bit longer, it's okay. Now I'm taking it seriously, it's a lot more enjoyable.

Secure the room. We need to protect the biohazard container.

Activating jammer.

Got to love this.

Ready.

Op-4 located biohazard container.

Now you don't see me.

Now you don't see me.

10 seconds remaining.

No time to waste.

5 seconds and counting.

Cameron is here.

Op-4 drone has located the biohazard container.

That's a defector. You can stop worrying about grenades now.

What did he say? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I saw his laser dot move down.

Prevent further access to the power line.

Very slow.

Biohazard container securing pods. Take out the hostiles. Op 4, last operator standing.

I didn't do anything.

Look how he died.

On the sofa.

Protect the biohazard container. Stop the hostiles from securing the container.

Oh my God, he killed both of us!

We won!

Mission successful somehow. That was lucky. She killed both of us. Ran straight into her. Knocking down a wall with a pistol, how realistic. Yeah, it's kind of funny. Just by hitting a wooden wall with a pistol makes a massive hole into it. It would just make a dent, wouldn't it, unless you're really, really strong.

You need to locate the biohazard container. 10 seconds to insertion. Insertion in 5 seconds. Biohazard container location Unknown. You are clear to engage.

Why can't we find them? No one knows where they are.

Where are they?

Where are—

uh-oh.

Whoa!

4 last—

resume securing the container once the threat is neutralized.

Whoa!

Op 4 neutralized. Mission success.

Good round. Oh, we won! 3 versus 0. I think that's enough for today. Finished. Next stream will be on Friday. Hopefully I'll play Resident Evil 2. Tomorrow, I'm not sure what I'm doing. Um, yeah, that is all I have to say. Goodbye.