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Oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Hiya.

Why everyone cheering?

Guys, guys,

hello.

Oh, FX Evolution's live. It's weird, he's not usually live at this time.

Oh, he's not live.

Well, he was live

last stream. I don't know, like 7.

Um.

15:67 for 2 hours 18 minutes,

so that's about 7,

7 and an hour. Jesus, I'm only going to get paid— I'm going to do 3 hours tonight,

make £28. I'm only going to get paid £170 for this Thursday.

I used to make that in 2 days.

Now that's what I'm making a whole

week. Really not looking good.

So the benefit of getting a new cart is they actually will pay me £900 and then put me on a PCP plan, £126 a month for 4 years.

So I would make £900 and

then only have to pay £126 a month,

and then I get a nicer car. And then I just trade in that car for another car next year

because they offered me £6,500 for the car, but the maximum deposit is 40%, so that's more than the maximum deposit. So they would give me back what's left over in cash, plus they'll give me a £500 charging credit or £500 towards a home charger.

So I mean, they seem pretty keen on buying the car off me even with all the damage.

I mean, if I can get the PCP down to like 126, which is what they offered me, It's like nothing. That's like one week of streaming,

and then I could just trade in for a new car next year.

Let's get £900 cash injection,

and it's a 2023 car, so it's a year newer than my one.

Plus it has heated seats and it's supposed to have really quiet cabin noise.

This is— I mean, it's only 30 centimeters longer than my car. What's that, like This, it's like a ruler, 30 centimeter ruler. It's like that much longer. I mean, it's not really gonna be that much trickier to squeeze into gaps.

30 centimeters, barely anything.

Yeah, America doesn't seem to have Peugeot or Citroën or Renault or

I don't know, it's like in America all you got is Ford and Toyota

and Honda, and then the car enthusiasts get a BMW, and then everyone else has a Tesla.

You guys don't seem to have French cars over there.

My girlfriend would be so impressed when I show up with my new car.

I should be like, oh, maybe I shouldn't feel bad if he wants to pay for like £20 this, £20 that.

Damn, Bitmain tanked.

It tenacred.

Hoping market tanks after market. After hours,

which is in now actually.

Oh, I

quite like the French cars. I think they look cool, affordable.

And they still got buttons, unlike Tesla,

and people don't hate them. A lot of people hate Teslas because of Elon Musk.

Elon.

News is boring. It's just train stabbing with Christian Guru Murphy. Keep going. Oh, I don't— but I don't want to talk about the specifics. Oh, if you could not talk about the specifics, please.

They have guests on, they don't want the guests to talk about things they don't want to be aired on TV because it goes against their stupid agenda. And then they kept going on about Gaza. Food not being allowed in because of Israeli bad. And then, I don't know, Africa this. Oh, Africa fighting again. Killings in Africa happening

again. Wow, what's new? I thought it's called the news. Wow, what a surprise, people in Africa killing each other.

Well, like, I don't know, some Somali family went missing when they were trying to make it over to Spain. Why are we supposed to give a fuck?

Let's just rename it to— from news to Africa, and I don't know, it's always about Africa or the Middle East, isn't it?

What am I supposed to do about it? How does it affect me, all this random stuff happening thousands of miles away?

All you say is like, oh, it's so terrible, isn't it? So who wants a cup of tea?

Oh, it's so terrible.

Yeah, but it's always been like that, hasn't it?

It's not exactly news.

That's the thing I like about American news. They focus on stocks and economics, not like what some random tribe in Africa is doing.

Well, anything to distract the public from what's happening in their own country,

unless there's like stabbings on a train.

Yeah, so if I get PCP be paying $126 a month basically indefinitely without the goal of owning the car, because you're supposed to just trade in the car for another car.

Does that work out cheaper than buying cars, selling cars, trading cars in, buying a new car, trading it in again, buying a new car, trading it in? Unless you're just going to keep the same car forever until it blows up, but then you got to buy a brand new car after your car blows up, gets taken to

the junkyard.

So I don't know, it's like you pay $126 a month forever, you got a car, and then you just get a new car.

Yeah, you never own it, but I mean, who cares about owning it? If at some point you know you're going to trade it in and lose value anyway?

I mean, most people don't own a house, but they still live and enjoy a house, don't they? You know, you don't need to own things to enjoy it.

And if you're gonna sell it in the future anyway, I mean, you're not really— you're like temporarily owning it. Might as well not have owned it then.

Don't know, maybe I'll go with my mum on Wednesday when she gets a new car. Maybe they got some new cars there.

Although there's not really much choice, either Aircross C3 or like a sedan C4. I kind of like how C4 sounds like an explosive as well.

Pushkin got really scared of my dumbbell for some reason. It was weird, like he got freaked out by it. I think it may be because it's a large object.

Oh God, nicotine and caffeine.

They say caffeine plus alcohol is like same effect as crack cocaine. Is that true?

Because I thought cocaine is supposed to like blow your mind, but I had this caffeine alcohol drink over the weekend. I mean, just didn't really do anything for me.

Get a Tesla.

Uh, the only Teslas that are like $15K have over 100,000 miles on it, and it's like some old Model 3 from 2021 or 2020.

It's only that cheap because it's old and it's on its way out, basically.

Otherwise you gotta spend over $25K to get a not really old one.

Like, you have to be really desperate to own a Tesla to get one of those Teslas.

Oh wow.

Oh,

I quite like Ford Puma though. They look nice.

American car.

And then we all have a Citroën, me, my mom, and Dave Gibson.

I don't know if I play some Chivalry later. I've got a stream some solid hours tonight. Oh God, oh, the orange and the coffee, not a good mix.

Up £1.80 on my short.

Might close it out.

Might just aim for £5 profit.

No, I haven't seen the Ice Cruise. I watched a bit, got bored. What's been happening? He's always offline when I'm online.

I mean, the thing that concerns me is when I sat in the car and he turned it on— I turned it on— it had 44%, right? I mean, 44% battery, and the range was like 65 miles. So if you double that, it's like 88%. It would only have 120-mile range.

Why is it so low? What if like the battery's fried or something?

I mean, my car at 184 range is 100%, so 50% of that

divided by

2.2. I think my car should have 80-mile range at 44%. If I ask Copilot,

um, if Citroën EC4 has 65-mile range at 44%,

What would it be at 100%?

147 miles. That's not very good.

I mean, I'd like to see what its range is at 100% fully charged. Imagine I get a new car and it's got less range than my one.

I flicked it into eco mode, it went up to 67-mile range.

At 44%, I would expect it to have 80-mile range.

Really? I'm hot.

This house is

warm. My mom has the heating on like full blast.

My heating's not even on. It's weird. My heating is completely cold, but it's kind of hot in here.

I guess this house is just much better insulated than my Devon house.

My Devon house freezing if I don't have the heating on.

I mean, it's just warmer here. It says 15 degrees here.

November rally could push S&P towards 7,500. Damn.

Joining us now, Tom Lee, Fundstrat Global Head of Research, uh, and a CNBC contributor. Once again, Tom, um, the hell is a CNBC contributor. What, he just pumps out fake news to manipulate the masses? You get your last couple of appearances. Basically what CNBC is. Here, actually, it's been a while now when you're on. Been a while?

He's on every fucking day. My breath after some of your, uh, your breath. A lot of times I think no way, and then it always seems you have not been really wrong yet in any significant way. Do you ever have any— Yeah, being bullish in a bull market, hard to be wrong, isn't it? Trepidation, second thoughts. Do

you ever get nervous about any of your calls? No. All the time filled with doubts. You know, the market tanking off £2.50%. You're like the best ever in this business. You're still bullish even though you talked about last week a little wobble in some stocks. Sell on the news because of China. Continue. Now it looks like a

little bit of hawkishness out of Jay Powell. I don't know if that lasts. Yeah, that's right. I think the market has a lot of walls of worry because we've got the shutdown. Yeah, but Bitcoin's down sharp. We got the Fed speak, but the market's been up 6 months in a row now, only 6 times since 1928. That's

rare earths again. So it— but if you look at November, right, 5 or 6 times, and in 1942 it was flat. So basically November should be really strong. I think at least 200 points on the S&P. So maybe For November. Yeah, maybe even 250. So maybe we get to 71. That's a call that I just wish you

wouldn't make. Stop asking the same question. I said I'm down a bit, Mike. 3%, if that makes you feel better. It does make me feel a little bit better because 250 points to say in November. Yeah, 250 points. You're giving a time and a size. But maybe we wobble the first couple of weeks just to digest. That's

what— all again. Yeah, that's what I suggested initially. There could be some some, some choppy trading at this point. What's driving everything? There's still— I guess sentiment is not positive, is it? You mentioned the Wall of Worry. Yeah. I mean, if you look at it like AAII, the average sentiment this year is still minus 5, like net.

That's only happened 3 other times in 35 years, all in the middle of bear markets. So investors feel like it's a bear market, but we're up 17%. Which kind of tells me I think there's a big performance chase into year-end. You know, over 80% of fund managers are missing their benchmark this year. Wow. And you don't care

about not having government data because does the market ever really wait for government data? It sort of sniffs it out, doesn't it? Yeah, that's right. Because, you know, we have fascinating

Oh God, 2 and a half hours ago.

Streaming's harder when I'm at my mom's house. I don't know why. No, I'm not in the mood to do it. Like, I feel in holiday mood, like lazing about mood.

I can't be bothered playing Battlefield.

About to play Chivalry.

Well, when I get fed up talking, kill an hour maybe.

Oh God, I want to go to bed.

I'm down 16% on Bitmine.

I invested 1,400,

so I'm down a couple hundred.

Chivalry is one where you hack people with swords and axes.

I'd be a bit annoyed if the internet here is not good enough to play it. It should be fine,

but I'm always a bit

nervous about the internet here.

Yeah, how am I gonna pay the overdraft?

£1,400 in overdraft. Do I get £900 for my car by getting the other car?

I get a new car plus £900 cash. And £500 charging card.

Octoverse card. Can I use that at Instavolt?

Octoverse charging card at Instavolt.

Yes, you can. How about Tesla Supercharger?

Can I activate them with the Octopus Electroverse card?

Bit annoying.

Yeah, I'm paying interest on overdraft. That's— I mean, no one doesn't pay interest on an overdraft. It's like the whole point of it.

I don't think such thing as an interest-free overdraft.

I'm not selling it at a loss.

Maybe I'll sell my gold. Got 960 in gold.

I think overdraft interest is 40%.

So I'll be paying

£1.50 a day.

I just don't think you can pay council tax with a credit card.

To my knowledge.

I don't want a Tesla anymore. Too expensive.

You can't pay the overdraft with a credit card

unless you use Wise to take cash out the credit card, but then you pay a fee to Wise. It's not very wise. Pay like £30 fee.

Yeah, Peugeot costs as much as a Model 3 Tesla from 2020 with 100,000 miles on it. Not very good deal.

Yeah, the guy said the, um, Citroën when it came out was like a $30K car, and I thought, damn, it dropped that much in value just in 2 years. Not really selling it.

No, you can't transfer money from a credit card into your main account. There's no button. Like, when you do manage, move money, it doesn't let you move it from a credit card into another card.

Hotel is right. What? What hotel?

I've made £400 day trading. How's my P&L gone from £2,200 loss down to £1,800 loss?

And if I— if I can get my P&L back into the green but my account balance stays the same at £800, that would be funny. Oh, my back.

Okay, you're banned, 124. Very annoying person.

See you, loser.

Go spam somewhere else.

Oh God, I really hate streaming. It's so fucking boring.

When's it gonna end?

I'd rather be doing anything else.

God, this is boring.

It's like time goes so slow.

Whole day went so quickly from not streaming.

Money shit as well.

People constantly tracking what I'm saying, like landlord.

No privacy.

But I can't be bothered driving up and down all day delivering stuff.

So water chooses the path of least resistance. Bruce Lee says be like water.

Can't argue with him, he's always right.

Okay, Slap Fats, you're banned.

All these people are pissing me off right now. All made their account on the same day.

What a surprise.

Might close out my short before market closes in 12 minutes.

I have to start practicing closing out positions before market closes. That's how a true day trader operates.

Don't overstay your welcome.

So funny when he talks to these car salesmen and they're always younger than you are. But they're like proper adults with family and kids and like working for a mortgage or buying a house, and they seem so mature, like proper grown-ups. And then they go, oh, how old are you, by the way? And I'm like, 36. And

they're, I don't know, early 30s,

and they probably thought I was like some young kid buying his first or second car.

I find out all this stuff about them because my mum always asks really personal questions whilst talking to them, like, how many kids you got? Where's your woman?

Why did she leave you?

He doesn't come over to me anymore. Maybe he's a bit shy.

Oh, stomach's bloated.

Too much food.

Come on, market,

tank! I'm out of this trade in 8 minutes.

Tanking, all tanking. Up £2.86.

Bit uneventful today.

Where everyone tuning in from?

In from

Where everyone tuning in from?

In from?

Do do do do do do.

You kind of become nose blind to the flavor, and you got to switch the flavor to feel it again.

Whoa, there is.

Market's just hovering above that gap that filled.

I wonder if it's gonna break into it again or bounce off it this time. So it bounced off it 3 times, 4 times really, nearly 5 times.

Oh God, push

can come

in.

Pushkin, why are you so timid? Meow meow. Back to the window. He nearly came over.

Maybe if I sit like this, he'll come over.

Meow meow.

What? Maybe scared.

I

need to pee.

It's so hard to get out of this chair.

Getting cold again now.

Damn, I look good.

Might close out my short.

It's actually really nice like this. I feel like my head's supported.

Maybe

I'll go back to YouTube soon.

I can't be sitting here making £6, £5 an hour.

Gotta rethink my whole life.

Now I'm hot again.

Damn it, why can't I just not be hot or cold? This jumper's really warm.

Oh God, I'm getting hot.

It's too hot with it on, too cold with it off.

Okay, I'm closing this trade. I'm out £2 profit.

Didn't make the move I wanted. Now I'm hot again.

What? Might have a bath tonight.

Okay, I might play some Chivalry since you guys aren't talking.

Boring fucking people. Fucking dead fucking chat. Why the fuck should I bother then?

God, I'm hot now.

The

shower here is so much nicer than my Devon house as well. Powerful, hot,

not freezing when I come out the shower too.

I didn't bring my gaming keyboard.

See what gaming's like with my new mouse.

God, I hate Kick so much. Fucking shit.

Shit-ass website.

Oh no, it's stuck on this screen.

Oh no, it's not.

Wow,

look

at the graphics. Oh, this game's fun. They must be stopped.

Oh, he dead.

Oh, he dead.

What, what, what was that?

Uh, he dead.

I dead.

He dead. I killed him.

Wow, I'm still alive. I can't believe it.

Run! Wow, I survived. I can't believe that.

Game's running smooth.

I helping you.

Oh,

I got him!

Game's running smooth.

What? What? Oh, my weapon! It took my weapon.

This is quite fun. I could do this for a few hours.

Oh,

he did.

He dead.

He dead.

Ow. Heal.

He dead. Damn, I'm doing so well.

He dead.

Give my sword.

What? That's lame.

Wow, I'm near the top.

Oh, I got him with the sword! Did you see that?

Oh, I got him! Damn, I'm doing good. Did you see that?

Where are the enemies?

Ah,

I fell in the water.

Stream looking good.

At least I can game. I was worried I couldn't.

But the bowman

stream looks horrible. Yeah, well, I don't give a shit. It's what you get for $7 an hour.

It's Kick's fault for being a stingy bitch.

Oh, crispy bacon dead.

Ow, I didn't— we failed to protect the village. Fall back to the tower.

Masons, this tower is It's a nice tower.

Climb it. How do you climb it?

Where are they?

What?

But, uh,

What? Ow. Oh.

I can't see him. Heal? What kind of heal?

Oh, come on,

lame

goth girl slave.

Well, the game looks great for me. Sucks to be you.

He dead.

He dead.

He dead. Whoa, Jesus.

They came out of nowhere.

Oh yeah.

What? I wasn't even standing in it.

What?

What was that?

We won't surrender Abathel so easily. Protect the hand. I can get that stupid text off my screen. It's really annoying.

Oh,

where everyone tuning in from?

2 more hours to go.

What?

What?

Come on, respawn.

I want to get the new sword.

What?

What?

Yeah, better than you. At least I'm making money.

How are you spending your life?

He dead.

He dead.

Wow, I

hate it.

Come on,

how does he swing that hammer so quick?

Got any new weapons?

Why can't I, um,

Why won't it let me click it?

That's weird. Look, it's like— and I can't click it.

What? Something weird about that. Why can't I click it?

Oh, I got one hit.

Hit

it,

hit it, Bob!

I got him! Oh,

I got him!

Ah, I'm nearly gone.

What?

Hell, we went

Easy. So if we win here, do they just not advance? Oh, we just win the whole game then because they couldn't advance. Bit lame.

Where everyone tuning in from?

The slaughter of Cotswold.

Oh, two more hours of this. What time is it? Nine o'clock.

Oh God.

Slaughter these traitors in their own fields!

Infantry, burn the village and slaughter the peasants!

Oh, like the battle axe, but for some reason I can't— it's like it's not aligned. It's like pointing here but it's clicking there.

It's really weird, like the mouse is not aligned.

He dead.

He dead.

He dead, he dead, he gone.

What is happening?

What?

Such a nice village.

What? I was blocking.

We've sent half of them to hell. Let's do the rest.

Ah,

Eddie killed me.

Hey Ollie, do you like my stream?

Watch me not suck at gaming.

What? That doesn't count.

What hotel? A capsule hotel. Me, me, la bang, binah.

Hey,

Dad.

Haha.

It's quite fun banging in the little pod. You should try it.

You're dead.

Don't steal his weapon.

Oh,

dead.

What? A counterattack barely does anything.

What was that?

Oh, camera gone.

Where's my camera?

Where's my camera?

We have reached the city gate. Oh, my phone died. Fuck's sake, it was barely on.

She's my webcam.

Angle it. Okay. Oh, why is the resolution weird? Oh, there you go.

Okay, webcam back on.

I don't think the phone would die that quickly.

Could charge it up.

What was in the head?

Jesus.

How does it hit my people but not them? See, look.

I did.

Longsword rank. Onward! The enemy has fallen back to the market.

Graphics looking good, got 99 FPS. He dead.

He dead.

He

dead. Nice. It's like weirdly zooming in. There's something weird happening with the resolution,

like it's not— it's cutting, cutting off the edges.

I don't— but 1920 by 1200, what is that?

Okay, now it's working properly. Oh, I got the battle axe.

Oh,

oh, that

The battle axe bit small, isn't it?

Well done, we've cleared an area of loot. Loot.

This is bad. This is not good. I'm dead.

Oh, you just been captured!

For Ulrich!

Agents, their soldiers are making a final stand. Finish them!

Okay, wait until my phone's charged up.

Get out of my way, you stupid idiot!

I haven't used my battle axe yet.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Damage is nice on that axe.

Forces. I like the axe, pretty good.

No, where's my axe?

Right, is he on my side or— guess not.

I did— uh,

look at the meat.

I hate how far it spawns you.

What? Bomb rushed by peasants.

Why can't

it get a hit in? Stupid peasants.

I think we're gonna lose.

Oh, we won easy.

My hair's blacker with this camera for some reason.

It was weird.

The Battle of

Dark Forest.

We've been ambushed! Defend yourselves quickly! Escort the caravan forward!

Maybe I just don't even need that ID cam app. Just use a webcam, less fuss.

Wow, 74 damage.

74 damage.

Can't you get a critical hit on this?

What? The kick's so lame. I hate the kick.

Hating a lot of things that start with kick nowadays.

Ah, he dead.

Eat it! What was that coming from?

Whoa, 79 damage

inside damage.

Oh, 93 damage.

Oh, he punched me.

I died from a punch.

Oh, he dead.

He went flying.

Oh, he dead.

Oh, did you see that? I cut his head off.

Oh, he dead too.

Slaughtering them.

You— that— oh, it's healing.

You dead. And I got your weapon.

Where's my axe? Pick it up.

Do you like my new camera?

I did.

By the Polish Knight, the Rebel Lord,

1 and a half hours ago.

He dead. What, what was that? That's about enough.

That's good.

He dead.

I dead.

Oh, you got me.

You're dead. Hit it.

You dead.

What? I was blocking.

Get that! Damn, I'm at the top. I'm doing pretty good.

You know. Oh, his head went flying! Look at his head,

like a golf ball.

What?

Dutchie619.

Oh, headshot!

Oh, got him too!

Oh, I'm number 6, 7. I wish it showed you the number next to it so I can say I'm number 5, I'm number 1.

No,

I

Gaffians, go away!

He dead.

Oh, killed 250 enemies.

Ow.

Oh, he dead.

Oh, I killed my guy.

Oh, I killed my guy. That hurt.

Never

keep the gatehouse clear of the galleons.

Oh,

I didn't even hit anyone.

Oops.

Come on, I didn't even aim at my man.

What? Jump.

That didn't work.

I need to pee again. Fucking hell,

so annoying.

He dead.

My legs came off.

I need to pay.

What? Uh, I need to pee.

The breach above

wind.

Oh, not the desert level. I hate this one. Boring.

For the Horde!

Might have a bath tonight. This stupid desert, why even fight over it?

Oh.

He got run over.

Why am I stuck?

What?

What?

I wish you could launch yourself at the catapult. That'd be funny.

What?

No one's even pushing it. How's it moving?

Hey, that,

uh, how are you one-shotting me?

Away from me!

You're nearing the walls. Keep pushing forward.

Can't even do anything.

What? What?

Teleported.

I think everyone else is lagging as well.

Just can't do anything.

Get out my way.

He dead.

He dead.

What was that?

Body.

Uh-huh.

Uh,

ah.

Oh,

I got

him!

Glorious Kalorja! Our siege guns are in position! These Mason siege weapons are as still as a movement! Take them out!

Oh, one shot.

I keep getting stuck on the rock.

Uh-huh. You

dead. You dead. He

dead. He dead.

Oh, how

can he just keep blocking?

My Titan is here!

Oh, oops.

Why can't I hit anyone?

I can't see.

1 hour to go.

I hate this level.

The bazaar is nearly ours. Occupy it!

Come away.

Haha. We have taken the bazaar. Bodwin is almost ours.

The Masons still hold the town hall. Take it back.

He dead. He dead. He dead.

Oh,

one hour.

Mira.

He dead.

What? How's that guy kill so many?

Someone said sorry to me. I'm getting bored of this.

This game's only fun for like an hour.

Allez.

I hate it.

Wow, nothing's coming out.

Why everyone tuning, guys?

God, get

it, get it!

Heal! Why don't hit me?

We win! I hope this ends the level.

The, the Doom— is it over yet? I hate this level, boring.

Oh, it's not over yet. Ah.

They running away. It's pretty cool looking castle, I guess.

What?

How

much battery? 66%.

Phone starting.

What? I don't want to use Bixby.

Is it working?

That's working.

Yeah.

What, what happened to this camera?

Kind of weird.

There, fixed it.

Looks kind of weird.

What's that sound? Oh, the cannon.

Oh,

is

this our battery or what?

Where's our battery?

The bait runs out. Battery. Car runs out of battery. You're dead.

Whoa, he dead.

He dead.

You dead. My shield.

Boring level.

Is it Asia market yet? 10 o'clock.

The siege of Runhill. No, it's not open yet.

How am I gonna get 1,400 to pay off my overdraft?

Trade in my car. I'll get £900

and sell some stuff. £600. We are besieged! Go forth and quash this pathetic rebellion! Masons, we must stop those siege towers!

What?

How

many swords?

Give me your

sword. Oh, oh, he came back for me.

Smooth pigeon.

Seems like I move out the house, I guess. To make up for the loss of the kick money.

Whoa, one shot!

57 minutes to go, guys, and I'm free.

See ya, losers!

Are you dead? You dead? I have a big sword. Oh, look at the big sword, looks so cool. It's just like a sheet of metal.

Where the enemies at?

Whoa, I didn't get to use my sword.

What was that?

Ow.

What was that?

You can't do anything after the kick. Doesn't let you dodge or anything.

Soldiers, defend the fort walls! How come they're on the tower?

He burning. Wow, look how many people burning.

Oh, I hit someone.

Oh, I got him!

Oh,

I got him!

Wrong person.

Pondweed.

Oh, my shield!

Oh, I got him!

He dead.

No,

no, why is he kicking me?

Where is he kicking me?

I really like how you can throw the weapons and pick them up again.

What? Barely hit me.

Oh, I got him!

Oh, I got him!

Whoa!

They are destroying the camp! Stop them!

They destroyed our camp! Not the camp.

Oh yeah.

Wow.

Oh, one shot.

Wow.

Oh,

this is upsetting.

What? Behind me? Okay, gay Robin Hood.

He dead.

45 minutes to go.

He dead.

He dead.

He

dead.

Really?

Oh,

still no bandage.

What?

2, 1.

He dead, he dead, he dead.

Damn, I destroyed

them. Wow, I

have any new weapons yet?

Oh, it takes so long to unlock the new weapons.

Oh, space

pretty good.

Oh

no.

44 minutes.

And then I'm having my coffee. It came back my speed.

Yeah,

I did.

You don't say! Siege ramps have reached the walls! Masons, defend the courtyard!

I

did.

Oh,

flying lunge.

Spawn me.

Miss me.

What?

Every time I die, I gotta take a bait.

Those are the roles. I want to be the spearman.

It's a cool seat.

He

dead. This is upsetting.

What? I got the spell.

What?

40 minutes.

I did.

Oh no, Morix is badly wounded.

I did.

4:38, but it's—

and then bar food.

Where's everyone tuning from, guys? Everyone tuning good?

The Masons suck. I like the Agathons. They have honor.

He's not even moving his lips. No, I don't want to be amazing.

Overwhelm the Agamemnon positions. Do not let them gain a foot.

He

dead.

I dead.

This is a more classic display of soldiering. Get him, Tinker!

You dead.

Doesn't do much damage, the spear.

You dead. They will die in dissonance. I dead. The siege became

Oh,

you can't get to the window.

Boing!

He dead.

He dead.

I did,

I did.

What is blocking?

What bollocks?

Oh yeah. Oh God, I vomited.

Ah, but it's

good.

Why'd you keep coming in, going out, coming in, going out?

Where can I put my things? What? Oh.

This is not very bad.

What?

They have breached our gate! How dare they threaten our capital whilst we defend the kingdom! The

man's an alien.

Hmm, 32 minutes.

It's like the final 30 minutes on the motorway.

It was like, uh, 29 minutes, uh, 28 minutes. Come on.

Oh, what?

Spit hot tears.

Getting a cough again.

Wow,

that again.

Oh,

push him down.

30 minutes, 29 minutes.

I don't like this spear.

He dead.

He dead.

You know,

damn, falchion's good.

Swinging faster is better than swinging slow,

so you just get way easier hits.

We're

an

enemy.

He dead.

I dead. Guys, I dead. He dead.

He dead. He dead.

Hey, dead.

This

way,

this way. No.

27 minutes.

Ah, fall back to the courtyard. Set up a new perimeter.

Reform the line. Disappoint me no further and defend the courtyard. The order stands here.

Ah, hate the fire.

Fire's so lame.

The castle's burning, guys.

Guys, hello guys,

where my viewers at?

Whoa, eat that!

Wow,

did it.

Defusing.

Very fast.

He dead.

Oh,

I nearly got him. I nearly got him.

Uh, 24 minutes. You're dead. I'm back.

How do I

heal? Ah,

3

hours is

3 times 7, 4, it's like £15. Jesus Christ, really? 3 hours of streaming, £15?

I'm done with this fucking website.

I make £15 for doing this 3-hour stream. I make more than YouTube.

I'm done with Kick. Fuck, man. He dead.

He dead.

I'm hitting them so much more with this weapon.

Do that,

bro.

I hit them all.

Whoa.

All this effort just for £15.

Shit website. If I did triple that, I'd make £15, £30, £45, £50.

10-hour stream, £50. 10 hours. Insane.

What? Am I sick again?

We went 20 minutes. I don't know if I'm gonna be bothered to stream for another £2.50. I'm fucking done with this kit.

It's really the end, guys.

I'm not streaming 10 hours a day to make £50. It's over. It's fucking miserable. 3, 4-hour stream, you make £20.

Better luck spamming out videos and hoping one goes viral.

Fuckin' done with this fucking website. Piece of fucking shit website. £5 an hour, fuck you.

Eat my fucking shit.

He's making $200 a day. Now I'm making like 70.

Hate doing it. Boring. Going back to YouTube tomorrow. Everyone delete that kit. Fucking dumbest fucking website. Fucking shit.

Whoa,

I stream 10 hours, I make $70. On YouTube, I can make that In 3 hours if I get some donos.

You're dead.

Did it.

Come on, get him!

What?

Good thing I didn't get gaming computer.

Oh.

You know, with the normal amount of viewers I get, I'd be making £3 an hour.

I'm dead.

Not worth it, £3 an hour, unless you're like disabled and you have no other choice.

A million other ways to make better money.

He dead.

You dead. Damn, this little sword's cool.

I

did

15 minutes, my last ever Kick stream.

Just doing it for today so I get my Thursday payout, then I'm done.

I did.

Yep, going back to YouTube tomorrow.

3-4 hour stream in the evening, no gaming, no stops.

Are you happy now?

The kick nightmare's over.

What? I was blocking.

Excellent! Petard carts are in position, ready to assault on the walls. Use the petard carts on those walls to weaken them. That kick's so lame.

Ah, nearly got

him.

Well, I kind of predicted the kick. Wouldn't last more than 3 or 4 months. Started in June, we're in November. It lasted about 4 months. I was right again.

Everything changes every 5 months-ish.

Scam kick out, 20K. Uh-huh,

on to the next money-making scheme, you know.

What

was that?

Come

on, come on.

Wish

we could do like a montage of the funniest Kick moments. I could be bothered.

Lost all the VODs anyway, they disappear after 30 days.

He dead. There is no way.

I did.

Where's the

enemy? Ah, I

hate climbing the ladder. It takes ages.

It's like Dark Souls almost.

9 minutes.

I did.

Fight your way to the

board. The board is up. Advance to the bombards for Agatha.

Sable those pesky bombards by igniting their powder stores. Nothing happened to the love doll. Well, my bedroom cupboard— oh, my mum chucked it out when I was in Thailand. I thought you meant Bobby.

Well, let's thank everyone for staying here until the very end, even though the stream's Got more more shit.

All very good job. Otsukare,

otsukaresama.

We made it to the end. They finally squeezed me out by just paying me really badly. They didn't need to ban me. Just stop paying me good money and I'll leave. Oh, what happened to him?

Let's thank Mummy and TB

and Andy Olson for joining in right at the end with some trading tips.

Back to high quality streams on YouTube

where I actually have to work for the money instead of just sitting there doing nothing.

Oh

yeah,

well, this just isn't worth doing if I had to put effort into it. So it's either do non-temp or don't do it at all, because I'm not putting effort.

I'm not, I'm not doing all that stuff again, like going to Japan, messing about with women, sniping random other streamers. I'm done doing all that.

Use that powder keg to destroy that artillery.

He dead.

5 minutes to go.

He dead.

I did.

Well, I'm done. I'm not staying 5 minutes more just to make 50p. Well,

that is the end of Kick. I'm done with this stupid website. I'm gonna have a bath now, figure out what the plan is from now on. Because I'm not streaming 10 hours plus to make £50. That's insane.

Even if I did 12 hours a day, £60 a day. Oh God, got better things to do with my stupid life.

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