hello

That was weird. Maybe I should close Kick

and some of my tabs. Close all

Disconnected for a second. Yeah,

hopefully it's fine now.

Really wish we get some wired internet

instead of using a SIM card. What's the

plan now? I'm gonna go— I'm just waiting

for the school to message me back with

the visa application thing, then I'm gonna

go to school next month. Thai language

school. I got another account with the

special member role anyway. You will never

rid of me. I'm unstoppable. I got dirt on

H.I.M.R. Well, it's fine,

but if you start trolling, then I'll know

it's you. So if you just talk like a

normal person, then I won't remove your

role or anything.

I don't want to have— I don't want to be

trying to have serious talks and then

people keep derailing the conversation

with dumb stuff.

Yeah, what was I saying? I was saying ever

since I came back to Thailand, my health

and my body is just deteriorating.

When I was in Japan, my face got slimmer,

my belly got flatter, I was having good

poops. And then like the first day I get

back in Thailand, I Explosive diarrhea.

Literally had to run out of the car in the

middle of a traffic jam to look for a

toilet. What is— I don't understand what

is wrong with Thailand. Even my sister,

she started getting the hand blisters and

diarrhea and food poisoning, and she said

as soon as she got back home, she was fine

again. I don't get it.

What is wrong with this country? I'm not

even eating street food or junk food. I'm

doing my own cooking. Just simple stuff:

rice, meat, vegetables.

Still, my poops are so bad. It's like I

poop out soggy Weetabix and all floats in

this brown cloud.

So fed up. I want to talk

about willies and bumholes. Junior is a

patter like you and pedo Ollie. Well, I

don't care about willies and bumholes. Do

it in the troll channel. I want to talk

about serious stuff like life and

money and health. Why do you think

I want to talk about willies and bumholes

like a 10-year-old?

Eat more fiber. I'm trying to eat

everything. I bought more fruit. I bought

cruciferous vegetables. I bought salad

stuff, bought cucumber. I bought granola.

I don't know what to do now.

I'm going to try using bottled water for

cooking instead of the tap water.

It's so frustrating because I'm fine in

the UK. I had great poops and my belly

was flat. In Japan, everything was fine.

My poops were fine. And then I come back

to Thailand and everything just literally

goes to the toilet.

I'm drinking probiotic yogurts.

I'm, I don't know,

going to the gym, doing the weightlifting

stuff, went swimming yesterday.

It's like nothing works. You live in

Thailand, you're gonna just have to live

with having diarrhea. Do Thai people just

have diarrhea all the time? I don't get

it. Maybe they just gave up and accepted,

okay, this is life, this is normal,

having diarrhea every day.

I'm so fed up.

Flush the toilet, it all comes floating

back up again. I gotta flush the toilet

like 2 times at least.

I got probiotics, I got Yakult.

Been watching this food diet channel all

weekend, Dr. Eric Berg.

Everything's bad. Starch is bad,

MSG is bad, carbs are bad.

Potatoes bad. Anything with sugar is bad.

Everything is freaking bad. What am I

supposed to eat? High-carb diets bad.

He just eats salad and fish and nuts and

liver— cod liver oil.

He said the most unhealthy food is french

fries. It's got like carcinogens

and trans fat and sugar and salt, and then

you put ketchup on, which is high fructose

sugar. So everything's freaking bad. So

sick and tired of having to eat food, and

anything I want to eat is bad. Cheese is

bad. Biscuits are bad. Oh my God.

What am I supposed to eat then? Bread's

bad. Rice is bad.

Just won't eat then. Fuck it.

Stupid food.

I'm so sick and tired of it.

I do eat a well-balanced diet. I have

rice, I have meat, I got vegetables.

Still, it comes out like Weetabix.

He said yogurt's bad too because it

doesn't have the stuff you need. He said

eat kefir, like this fermented weird

goat cheese yogurt.

I don't know, I think it's the water, or

maybe because I cook using the tap water.

I'll try switching to bottled water and

see if it makes a difference. So I made my

coffee in this bottled water, but now

coffee's got sugar in it, which is bad.

I want to try cutting out sugar. He said

that will make you look less bloated.

Air pollution? I don't know because I

don't go outside.

I try to go outside as little as possible.

There's literally no point going outside.

All you're gonna do is just walk around in

40-degree sweltering heat.

No thanks.

My sister got food poisoning on the

last day she was here. She went to a food

street market and Had some meat skewers.

I was vomiting. Bought a $2,000 USD chair

worth more than 6 months of your rent and

got a younger and better-looking

girlfriend than you. He's winning in life

and YouTube. Yeah, well, we'll see how

he's winning in life in 5 years' time when

his channel is dead. His channel stopped

growing. I made that video about him like

4 or 5 months ago and he had about 51

subs. He's now got 53K subs. So he grew by

like 2,000 subs. He doesn't grow anymore.

He gets good views, but come on, how long,

how long are people gonna care about him

buying a new frying pan or whatever for 5

years? Life is long. Blowing up

on YouTube lasts for like a few years

minimum.

Everyone's channel is dying. I saw the

troll Joinin, Ben Dean,

everyone who blew up back in 2017, '18,

or '19, they all have dead channels now.

Every single one of them,

apart from Zach Choi, who never seems to

stop growing. Now he gets like 100 million

on his Shorts.

Is that toy a freaking machine?

No, we don't have a water— well, there's a

water machine in the gym, but what are you

gonna do, like stand in the gym filling up

your water? No, we just buy a 6-pack

of these. I think it's a 1-liter bottle.

I don't know if anyone's into Thai

politics, but recently there was a big

election, and the one— the person who was

elected and won, one of his vows or

promises is to make it so that everyone

can drink the tap water.

Which seems to be such a difficult thing

for Southeast Asian countries. Also India,

all the countries around this region.

It's like they find it so difficult to

give people drinkable water.

Why? I don't get it. What's so hard about

it? Just create like a processing plant.

I don't know when the UK— when— since when

it was okay to drink the water in the UK.

I'm pretty sure it's been like 100 years

plus. It's 2023.

This should not be a problem. Should be

able to turn on the tap and not get

diarrhea.

Literally everyone who comes to Thailand

gets diarrhea.

So my only idea is maybe because I'm

cooking with the tap water. That could be

why, because I thought I'm safe if I do my

own cooking, but nope.

Diarrhea every day. It's not like liquid

diarrhea. It's coming out as kind of

sloppy goop. But I just— I miss having

a nice solid log so much.

Hey, Daniel, did you like Dalit? What, in

Vietnam? Đà Lạt? No, it was boring.

It's okay if you want some countryside,

but apart from that, there's nothing

there. Also, the food there

is terrible. There's no McDonald's.

There's like one— what's

that fast food place called?

I forgot. There's one fast food kind of

like KFC, but all of the rest of the food

there is just like weird Vietnamese

restaurants where it's basically just

boiled chicken in a pot. We went to an

authentic Vietnamese restaurant and it was

basically just a load of people squatting

on the floor on these tiny plastic chairs

that 5-year-olds use in playschool. And

then it's like a boiling pot of water and

they give you a bunch of raw chicken and

vegetables and it literally just tastes

like boiled chicken and vegetables. With a

bit of salt. So bad.

I had a few spoonfuls and I just couldn't

eat it. They literally eat

like it's still the Vietnam War in

Vietnam. They eat bamboo shoots

And weird vegetables look like grass.

There was no good food in Vietnam. Banh mi

is just a sandwich. It's just like a

Subway sandwich in a French baguette.

Pho or pho, it's just like— it's just

noodles in salty water. It's okay, but

it's nothing to get up and dance about.

So the video you made about being on the

spectrum, were you trolling?

Uh, yeah, kind of trolling. Half trolling,

half using what people say in the comments

to create a script. Yeah,

maybe I got autism. I don't know. Who

cares? This is just what I'm like. This is

my personality.

It made good money though. It made like

$40 for only 6K views. People seem

to be interested in the topic. My Zelda

video made like $200 now. I can't believe

it. 60k views just for saying Zelda

is a bad game. I don't like it. See how

dumb it is to get views on this stupid

platform? You try and make authentic

genuine content and it flops. But you just

sit there and say, oh, I think Zelda sucks

and you get 60k views. This is why I hate

YouTube. This is why I gave up trying to

make good content because this stupid

platform doesn't reward you for making

good content. It rewards you for making

crap content. So what's the point

even trying anymore? So I used to have a

dream years ago of being a good YouTuber

and making good content that people enjoy

and love. But then I realized, oh wait,

all I have to do is say this game sucks

and it'll get a million views.

And then I just gave up. What's the point

My comments are a lot better now. Like,

back when I tried to be a good YouTuber

and had somewhat of a fan base or

following, people used to shit on my looks

all the time. Like, haha, look how brown

his teeth are. Haha, look at his stupid

hair. And now I get my views from trolling

the gaming community. They hate me, okay,

but they don't attack me based on how I

look, which is nice. I had such a toxic

audience that would just want to

shit on me all the time for anything,

like my glasses, my hairstyle, my teeth.

In a way, I feel kind of relieved that

they all fucked off because I hated them,

and I found a different kind of viewership

to make money off. And okay, they're

shitting on me because I say dumb stuff

about the video game, but at least they're

not making fun of my appearance.

Which— it's nice not having thousands of

people point out how crooked my teeth are.

I got 2,000 comments on the Zelda video.

Not a single one is making fun of my

looks, so that is kind of nice.

I'm not sad I lost my toxic audience.

I replaced them with another toxic

audience, but I'd take this toxic gamer

audience over the toxic— I don't even know

what you would label my previous audience

as. What, toxic incel audience? Toxic SJW

audience?

So it's kind of nice to get rid of them.

My previous audience was so toxic,

like telling me this and that, attacking

me on any single thing I would say or do,

attacking my looks, attacking the women

that I dated. They were just disgusting

people.

No, the way they attacked Mila was just—

oh my God. At that point, I knew something

had to change.

The Mila thing was really eye-opening to

how toxic and horrid my audience used to

And the hilarious thing is, they thought

they were such great people criticizing

me and telling me what I had to do, and

when in reality they were just, well,

even more disgusting of people than I was

or am.

Good riddance, fucking idiots.

It's just I miss the money though. I mean,

they were toxic, horrible people, but they

were easy to bait and

extract ad revenue from because they were

so dumb.

But back then when I was getting like 40K

views from this toxic audience, probably

made like $1,500 minimum a month.

But now my main focus is baiting the

gaming community. Because they're a lot—

I wouldn't say easier because

it's not like it's guaranteed to work

every time because it doesn't.

But I think doing the gaming stuff is a

lot easier than trying to keep doing what

I used to do because that doesn't work

anymore.

It's weird because I'm still doing

like the shitty stuff that I used to do

that was baiting those toxic viewers, but

because I don't make a video announcing

it, they don't come back

to the channel. I just talk about it on

livestreams instead of making a video

about it. It's so weird, the difference

between Making a video about

something shitty you did compared to just

casually talking about it on a livestream.

Now, if I made a livestream just saying,

ah, the new Zelda sucks, it wouldn't do

anything. But if I make a video about it,

60k views. It's funny how it works,

isn't it?

You notice I never made a video about what

happened in Japan or about the

girlfriend situation. I just kind of swept

it under the rug. I discussed it in the

streams but never made a proper video

discussing it,

which means I avoided any of the negative

attention. Kind of

genius, I think.

It wouldn't have gotten views anyway,

probably like 8K.

So I don't know what to do about my,

my health, really. It's like so hard

to maintain good health in Thailand.

What should I do?

Maybe the produce and the vegetables also

kind of dirty or something. I wash the

vegetables. I don't wash the rice. Maybe I

should.

Oh yeah, the whole homeless being arrested

on ISIS stream I want to talk about, but I

feel like you guys don't really care. I

bet you guys don't even know who these

people are. I think I talked about it

last stream and then the viewers started

dropping because people don't know what

I'm talking about, so maybe I'll save

it for later.

People don't seem to know or care about

the people I'm into or interested in.

Oh, thanks, Blake. What stocks are you

holding? I'm still holding gold.

I got puts on the S&P 500 which are not

doing good. China growth.

I forgot now. Some pharmaceutical

companies. Everything's down for me. It's

not doing good. Can you update us with

what stocks you're holding? Gold went down

because the market's going up. I don't

know why the market's going up. They're

celebrating because the Fed It's— I

mean, they're not even pausing rate hikes.

They're still hiking the rates, just

slightly less than they were doing before.

So they're like, oh yay, celebration,

market goes up, even though everyone knows

they still have to hike rates more to get

inflation down. So I don't know what

they're celebrating. The market should be

So yeah, my stock's not doing well.

Everything's down like 5-10%.

Hey Daniel, what's with the title? Oh,

thanks, Block Bucket. Nice to see you.

Yeah, I don't know what to title the

streams anymore, so I thought just put

stupid nonsense for the title.

Nothing works anyway. Might as well just

put nonsense in it.

I think people know by now I don't really

have any content.

No more content, guys. I don't know why,

but There's just nothing going on.

On the weekend, I went swimming,

played some Zelda.

What else? Did some cleaning.

That's just normal life, I guess.

Yeah, I met my sister. She came last week.

Haven't done anything really. Just been

playing a lot of Zelda. It's quite a fun

game actually. Just running around the map

finding random stuff to do.

Honestly don't know how it's different to

Breath of the Wild though. I don't

remember Breath of the Wild. Isn't it

exactly the same world? I'm pretty sure

it's exactly the same world,

but they've added the sky floating islands

and the Depths, which both suck. So they

got the same Gerudo Valley, the desert

place. They got the same place with the

bird people. I don't even know what

they're called. It is the

same, isn't it? Hyrule Kingdom.

Do you think you could hike Mount Everest?

It looks kind of easy from what I've seen,

apart from the altitude making it hard to

breathe. But I wouldn't— I've Googled it

and it says the trek to the base camp is

like 10 days. 8 to 12 days.

That sounds so boring. 12 days of

trekking? No thanks. And those bridges

look scary. I saw ice go over the, the

bridges to base camp and they look

terrifying. It's just like a plank of

metal. It reminds

me of the game Death Stranding where you

put those metal ladders to, to cross parts

of the mountains.

It takes place 1,000 years before Breath

of the Wild. What? I don't understand.

I guess there's time travel in the Zelda

world. The Zelda storyline

just doesn't interest me at all. It's

always the same, like, oh, you got

Princess Zelda and the castle that always

gets attacked You've got Ganondorf, who's

always evil, who you have to defeat.

It's just a stupid universe, rubbish

story, rubbish lore. The only reason why

it's fun is because,

I don't know, it's kind of a cute-looking,

interesting world, I guess. But the story

and the universe sucks. I couldn't

care less who Zelda is, who Link is.

They've got such boring characters.

It's just the gameplay is good.

I think Nintendo is good at making strong

gameplay mechanics that makes the game

fun, but oh my god, they suck at creating

universes and storylines. Like, who cares

about Mario universe or Metroid universe

or the Pokémon universe? They're all

really weak lore-wise and character-wise,

but because they're good at making strong

game mechanics, they're successful as a

games company.

It's a fun game. I just skip every

cutscene and I can't get into the story.

The story is so dull. The cutscene's

just like Zelda. I don't know why Zelda

is randomly appearing then disappearing.

Oh look, I found the Master Sword. Now I

know what I have to do to defeat the evil.

Don't care. I just want to run around,

collect some mushrooms, do some cooking,

create some weird machines using the fuse

ability, explore some mountains.

Does Homeless still pretend that his name

is not River, or is he just ignoring it?

He might as well just admit it now, say,

okay guys, you got me, yep, that's my

name. He hasn't addressed it.

I find it kind of funny that he

hasn't changed much or barely changed at

all since he was a kid on that show. He's

still just trying to annoy people and

doing annoying stuff and being annoying in

general. It kind of makes sense now.

I remember seeing him on the Ice Subathon

and he would constantly try to annoy

everyone. Even Ice

said he's really annoying. He hasn't

changed at all since the Super Nanny show.

I remember he tipped a glass of water on

one of the other stream snipers when he

was sleeping. And I was thinking,

Jesus Christ,

what are you, 10 years old?

Yeah, I saw when he snipes Conor as well.

He was with that Matt vs Japan guy. He

looks weird too. I think he's got autism.

You can see it in the eyes.

Well, the problem with those reality TV

shows is that as soon as the super nanny

or the person who is the host of the show

leaves, The family just goes back to how

they once were because they're not going

to stick to this new stuff. It's the same

with Gordon Ramsay, like the Hell's

Kitchen nightmare kitchens programs where

he saves the restaurant. As soon as he

leaves, the restaurant goes bankrupt or

something because they just go back to how

they were before. They don't stick to what

Gordon Ramsay told them to do. I heard

that like 80% of the restaurants Gordon

tries to save, they end up going bankrupt

I can just imagine as soon as the program

was over, they maybe they tried to stick

to what the supernanny suggested, but it

lasted like 2 weeks and then they went

back to normal.

It's funny how the way that she

disciplines the bad kids is basically the

same as how you discipline a dog. Like you

have What's it called? Positive

reinforcement. If they do something good,

they get a treat. They do something bad,

they lose privileges. That's basically how

you train a dog. I guess human

kids are no different,

but they need to be disciplined from a

young age. Otherwise, if they get too old,

then it's basically too late to be able to

train them. You need to do it when they're

really young. Like, get them to mentally

realize that if they do bad things,

they'll be punished. They do good things,

they'll be rewarded. That's the scary

thing about having a kid. You mess them up

at a young age, then you're basically

screwed.

You got no choice but to, like, kick them

out, send them off to the military because

they're not going to change.

I think a lot of parents don't realize how

you raise the kid is either going to set

them up as a good adult or mess them up

for life. Parents just think, oh, I'm

going to love my kid and they'll turn out

great. But it's not so simple.

Kids need discipline. You let a load of

kids just do whatever they want, they're

just gonna become like animals. It's just

gonna devolve into like this tribal,

animalistic cult if you just let

kids run amok. They're gonna be fighting

and fucking each other and I don't know,

establishing who's the alpha leader.

It's like that movie where a bunch of kids

are on a spaceship and there's no adults

and they just descend into anarchy. They

just start having sex and like killing

each other, beating each other. It's just

like chimpanzees, basically.

That's why I don't want to have kids.

Looks scary.

Did you have a super nanny as a kid?

Well, me, or did we have a program?

I was kind of scared of my dad when I was

a kid. There's no—

I can't imagine hitting my dad. Oh my God.

I was actually scared of my dad.

If my dad did his serious voice,

then I knew, you know, you had to listen.

So I think on that front, my dad was a

I started to get rebellious when I was

like 15, when I would start disobeying

him. I remember the

first time I disobeyed my dad. I think I

was like 14 or 15. I got sick and I had a

bit of a cough and he booked me an

appointment to go to the doctor. And he

said, Daniel, I booked you a doctor.

We're going to go this afternoon. And I

was like, no, I don't want to go. And it

took a lot of courage to me for me to say,

no, I don't want to go. And then he was

like, okay, then it's up to you.

Sounds like nothing, doesn't it? But to me

personally, that was like a big defining

moment where I said no to my dad.

My mum, on the other hand, I would

constantly disobey her. That's probably

why we have a bad relationship, because

I'm always like, no, I don't want to. I

wasn't scared of my mum.

But if I had 2 parents that were like my

mum, I think I would have ended up like,

like a complete menace because no one— I

would have had no one that I was scared

of.

I think you need at least one parent that

can lay down the law. If you've got 2

parents who are completely useless, and

don't know how to control the kids. Oh my

God, you're doomed.

But it's funny when you watch a show like

that, everyone becomes expert armchair

parents thinking, oh, I know what they

should have done. But in reality, if it

was you in that situation, I don't know if

You'd be able to say you'd be able to do a

better job at parenting. It's easy to

sit here and look at what they're doing

wrong,

but it's kind of dumb they got sent to

jail just for what they did. After seeing

that, I would never go to Nepal. Not that

I would stream myself talking to underage

girls or anything, but just knowing that

they could do that made me

lose a lot of respect for Nepal. That's

just insane. I mean, suspenders didn't

even do anything apart

from that rap, which according to Nepal is

disrespectful. I think because they did

like a disrespectful rap near a temple,

that was enough to get them locked up.

Plus the, uh, harassing girls

thing as well.

I don't know if you'd get away with that

in Thailand. I wouldn't do that anyway.

You see, sometimes it's a good thing to be

scared of talking to people, because I

would never— that would never happen to me

because I would never even try to talk to

Sometimes being scared is a good thing.

You gotta be careful what you say.

It looks like, oh yeah, it looks like

you're showing your stomach, but it's your

leg. Yeah, that is kind of weird.

I just noticed I looked down and looked

like I was wearing a crop top.

Oh, my hand's disappearing.

That was so funny.

It's kind of funny because after watching

the India streams I

started to like Sam Pepper a lot. I used

to not like Sam Pepper, thought he was a

bit douchey, but he seems alright, like a

pretty cool guy.

I actually found myself tuning into Sam's

stream more than Ice's stream because Ice

was most of the time just on a bus or

effing or just like walking around.

Chatting to random people. I found it more

interesting to watch Sam talk about

YouTube stuff. I found it funny, you know,

when I streamed— accidentally streamed the

naked guy at Nana Plaza? Sam was also

streaming at the same time in the same

place, and there's a clip of Sam reacting

to the naked guy too. He also saw the

naked guy and he was freaking out about

Deleting the VOD because he thought he

accidentally filmed him. We're in the

exact same area and the same time, same

day. It was kind of funny.

We must have been so close at one point,

but as soon as I saw the naked guy, I

fled. I went to the park,

Benchikitty Park.

So that was why people kept saying, am I

collabing with Sam? Because we were like

streaming in the same place at the same

No, I don't think Sam would care about

collabing with me. I got a dead channel

with, what, 100— less than 100 viewers.

Even people like Moises get more views

than I do.

Yeah, Sam's from Ashford, which is the

next town to where I was born. I was born

in Maidstone. The nearest town to

Maidstone is Ashford. There's only 2

big towns in Kent, Maidstone and Ashford.

Ashford has Ashford International Train

Station, which a lot of people get to get

the Eurostar train to France or up to

Ebbsfleet International.

I did work experience in Ashford. I did 2

weeks work experience in an architect—

architectural engineering company.

So I went to Ashford a lot.

For a few weeks.

I heard— I saw Sam and Gary streaming

yesterday, and Sam was talking about how

he got arrested a lot for doing graffiti

at train stations. He seems

the type to do that kind of stuff.

He wouldn't have really been someone I

would have been friends with, because I

was a nerd into gaming and Warhammer. He

sounds like he's one of those chav kids

that got up to no good.

Deepak gets more views. How many views

does he get?

Yeah, well, anyone who associates with Ice

and does a subathon, they're gonna get

more viewers than I do.

Even that Gary gets like 1,000 viewers.

But then what happens when Ice is gone?

Are they still gonna get the viewers?

They kind of need Ice to get viewers,

which sucks because you like Dependent on

ice.

I think when

your entire viewership is just Ice's

viewership, I don't think

that's a good thing. I'd rather have my

own viewership.

That's what I like about my, my community.

I truly feel like it's mine, not someone

else's community that I leeched off.

Even if it is very small these days,

at least I can feel proud that I once had

a pretty big community that was mine.

I do miss those days though, sometimes.

It felt nice having a big community, even

if they were toxic.

How many viewers are on Twitch? One

viewer. Really? I got one viewer on

Twitch. No way.

I need to make $10 on Twitch so I can get

the payout, meet the minimum payout

What do you think happened to Chihiro?

She put her YouTube videos back to public.

Maybe they broke up or something.

Architecture and engineering do not go

together. I'm pretty sure it was like

structural engineering, the company I did

work experience. And we had to make a

bridge out of cardboard. And there were 2

other kids. There was this really pale

albino-looking white kid.

And we had some cardboard and they said,

whoever can make the strongest bridge

wins. And my bridge was strongest, but I

didn't win because they said my bridge was

too heavy.

Stupid albino kid won.

We just sat there all day doing nothing

mostly. I remember there was this one guy

that— he had long hair

and he was into that band, The Lost

Prophets. I wonder if he still likes them

Oh yeah, I'm thinking of renting a Tesla

when I go back to the UK for Christmas.

What do you think? I'm thinking me and my

girlfriend go back to the UK for Christmas

and then rent a car instead

of using trains. I found a Tesla Model 3.

You can rent it for a week, about £100 a

day, or you can get a Model Y for like

£200 a day.

I'm seriously considering it. I'm just a

bit worried because it's, it's going to be

over a year since I last drove when I go

back to the UK and We would have

just finished a 12-hour exhausting flight.

Do you really want to get in a car? 12

hours, barely any sleep. Plus it's kind of

expensive, £700 for a week. But then if

I'm— if we're gonna travel a lot,

it could be worth it.

But where are we gonna go? I thought I

could take her to Stonehenge.

Maybe Brighton, maybe New

Forest. And getting to these places using

the train, it would end up costing

hundreds. Plus, there could be train

strikes as well. And then I

could take my mum too, go on a road trip.

My mum might want to come.

And we could also go to further places

like maybe Wales,

Mount Snowdon. If you're

going to travel around England using

trains, it's definitely going to cost like

£500+. I remember taking the train to

Manchester cost nearly £200. Then the

train to Scotland was like £100. The

sleeper train back from Scotland to London

was like £500. £300 maybe.

And I want to make some videos like, do

not buy Tesla. As an avid fan of motor

vehicles,

as an avid driver, I knew I just had to

buy this car. And I'll just pretend I

bought the car. Well, I won't say it.

I'll just say I got myself a Tesla.

Technically it's rented. Do not buy the

Model 3, it is rubbish car.

I don't know what I could say, like, it's

too quiet, there's no engine sound.

Typical London stuff. I don't really want

to go to London because

it's too crowded. What would you

do? I mean, London Bridge is kind of cool,

I guess, and, um,

Buckingham Palace looks kind of nice.

I just, I really want to try driving a

Tesla. That's like one of my life dreams.

I don't want to go to London, it looks

It's not the city that looks crap, it's

what's in the city, if you know what I

mean. Don't want to sound racist

or anything, but— Oh,

thanks, Kale. Peer is way better than

girlfriend. Uh,

no, girlfriend number one.

Also, plane tickets back to the UK are

damn expensive in December. It's like

£1,000 for a return ticket, direct flight.

You can get a non-direct for about £850,

but then you got to do a 15-hour layover

in Taiwan or someplace. So you're going

to sit in the airport overnight or book a

hotel. If you have to book a hotel, then

you might as well just get the direct

ticket.

Other EVs I like, I really like the

Peugeot 308 EV

is pretty nice looking EV, and, uh,

the Hyundai Ioniqs look okay.

I really like the Toyota Prius hybrids.

I saw a lot in Japan. They've got this new

Toyota Prius that kind of looks like a

Tesla, very sleek design, not like the the

normal ones. Saw a lot of cool cars in

Japan. A lot of people have

the hybrids and electrics in Japan.

So yeah, I'm thinking of getting a rented

Tesla. It says you need to be over 30

years old, which I guess is good that I'm

old. I don't know why they think older

equals better at driving.

So I literally got my driving license last

October and drove one time. I haven't even

driven alone yet because I'm too scared.

I can't even imagine what driving alone

feels like.

No one's with me. I'm completely in

control of everything is scary.

Yeah, I get cheaper insurance because I'm

older, even though an 18-year-old's

probably better at driving than me.

It also says you need to have your license

for at least a year, which I will have by

the time it's Christmas.

I'm scared of the acceleration. You just

press the pedal down for like 2 seconds,

it goes 0 to 60.

Imagine I go 0 to 60 in a queue of traffic

into the car in front of me. I'll be— I

get like a foot spasm, my foot locks. Ah

no, press the gas for 2 seconds, 0 to 60,

crash.

No, that never happened when I was doing

lessons, so I should be fine.

Why do I keep drinking this stupid water?

I'm not even thirsty.

I think driving in the UK looks simple,

Because most of it's on the motorway.

It's just when you get into the small

towns, the roads get very tight

and tiny and very hilly. The thing I'm

scared about is very tight roads on a

steep hill and then stopping on the steep

hill. Stopping on a hill is so scary.

I hate it.

Now what happens if you have the foot

brake down and you press the gas in a

Tesla at the same time? Are you gonna

wheel spin? Because there's no clutch,

so what do you do? Like, you disengage

handbrake and then press gas straight away

to stop it from rolling backwards? I've

got to— I keep picking it up.

I don't want to drink because I'll keep

I definitely don't want to drive in

London.

So that could be like a long-term plan

for this year. Drive a Tesla,

go back to my UK home, do Christmas.

I don't really want to go far from home.

I'm not sure. I think we just stay at the

house and then do trips and then come back

to the house. 'Cause I don't want to spend

money on hotels.

Maybe take her— I could take her to the

Eden Project in Devon and Stonehenge.

That— also Bath, I heard, is a nice town.

And then back to the house. Could do that

all in one day. I think it would take a

couple hours. Maybe my mum will just drive

and we'll just sit in the back. My mum

would probably want to drive.

I just watched your Legend of Zelda

review, kind of down about the game not

being that good. I think it's okay. I've

been playing it every day. I,

I feel like it's something nice to play

when you've got nothing to do. Like, I

just mess around in the open world,

gather food, mess around with the

contraptions, try and find some hidden

cave or shrine,

randomly encounter some of the bosses.

I found some, some interesting puzzles

where you're in the Sky Islands and

there's like a green crystal and it's got

a laser beam pointed at where you need to

take it, and it was on a platform and you

needed to take it to this higher-up

platform. Can we meet in the UK later this

year, Daniel? Uh,

probably not.

If I was single and you were a cute girl,

then maybe. But since I'm a loyal,

devoted boyfriend— So

these puzzles, you have to take this green

crystal up to where the laser's pointed,

and you have a platform and a bunch of

rockets, and you've got to figure out how

to get up. That was quite fun.

You have about 6 rockets, and I put 4 of

them pointing straight up and then 2 of

them pointing kind of forwards, and it

took me perfectly up to the place I had to

go to. I like those puzzles where you have

to use the gadgets.

No, I'm not thinking of buying a car,

just renting it. UK road trip.

I could make so many videos, like picking

up my new Tesla and then,

I don't know, day 2 road trip with my new

Finally, why I hate my Tesla. Why I'm

sending my Tesla back.

I could film myself taking the Tesla back

to the rental place and then pretending

I'm taking it back.

Not up to my standards.

No, I don't want to meet dudes anymore,

okay? No offense, but I don't want to meet

weirdos unless you can prove to me you're

not a weirdo.

I want to meet cool guys, not like weirdy,

weird creepy guys.

Would I meet Elvis again? Uh, yeah, I

guess so. But there's no way

he would be interested. He doesn't

do drama videos anymore. I am completely

irrelevant. So I

don't even think he likes me as a person.

I don't have anything to offer him in

terms of like collab views.

Nobody likes me.

I live in Thailand. My girlfriend thinks

you're funny. Wow. Is she hot and

cute? I still suspend this,

uh, Thai girlfriend. She's not my

I don't think the type of Thai girls that

most of these white guys get would be my

112K subs is a hella amount of subs.

Yeah, but most of them don't watch anymore

because I can't, I can't give them the

content they signed up for, which was

crazy marriage drama in Japan.

And I don't really want to wreck my

current relationship trying to copy what I

used to do,

because it was not a fun time for me or my

ex. Maybe it was good content,

but it was not good for my mental health.

Unfortunately, I had to sacrifice making

entertaining stuff to have a stable life.

Yeah, I think white guys definitely pull a

different type of Thai girl, like more

brown-looking Thai girls with tattoos,

and they usually have sexier outfits.

I've seen them in immigration. All the

British guys come with their Thai

girlfriends and they have like a,

a clubbing party kind of look and usually

browner skin.

Whereas the Asian guys usually get more

Chinese-looking Thai people,

Thai girlfriends.

Pia is the prettiest love interest in this

anime. Oh, thanks, Kale,

and thanks, Pia, I guess.

Originally you weren't a gaming channel.

Originally, I reviewed cameras and then I

talked about my personal life and then it

became like a full-on relationship drama,

90 Day Fiancé kind of channel where I just

met viewers, went on dates, had drama,

had a wife who kept kicking me out. It was

pretty funny. It was pretty crazy back

then. If you go back to 2018, '19, and

2020, it was just nonstop relationship

girl drama. Agree.

And then COVID happened, and that kind of

made me depressed because of lockdowns and

killed my channel because I couldn't go

back to Japan. Japan was locked for 3

years,

and then I started doing gaming content,

which Did well, but bored

my original viewers away.

Oh, thanks, Blood Bucket. Why is everyone

talking about Pier now?

I thought you started as a travel vlogger

with the Korean girl. Uh, that was like

2015, around the same time. Yeah, I was

doing some travel vlogs with my girlfriend

at the time and also camera reviews.

And then 2016, I was trying to do daily

vlogs like Casey Neistat. And life

in Korea. And then 2017, I started doing—

that's when the channel started to become

weird and I was talking about sex

and girls and weird stuff.

You went through a second breakup with

your ex-wife? Yeah, we kind of had a mini

breakup after my dad died, but then we got

back together and then we got divorced.

Do you think Korean woman cried when she

did not see your things? I don't know. I

can't imagine what her reaction— I guess I

think she would have just been completely

dumbfounded and she was just standing

there thinking, where's his laptop?

Where's his bag? She was probably in

shock for hours. I don't know if she still

went on the car trip. She booked a car

because we were going to go on a road trip

the next day to meet some Korean

guy friends of hers. Maybe she went

anyway. I think she would have canceled

it. It would have been pretty embarrassing

because she told everyone she knew about

me. Like, her entire work colleagues knew

about me,

so she probably had to explain what

happened.

I guess I would feel

kind of guilty about it, but I try not to

think about it. Otherwise it's just going

to drive me crazy.

Looking whether you stole anything. Hmm.

I don't think there was anything of value

She had a switch.

I felt kind of bad she broke her arm

because of me. It wasn't broken,

but it was fractured.

And I had to help her put the bandage on,

but I think she was able to put it on

herself. It was just

a really dumb thing to do. I really regret

staying at her place. As soon

as I moved in, I thought, oh crap, I can't

do anything. I was just sitting on the

floor, I was playing this game, where you

have joints and bones and muscle and you

connect it to create this walking

creature. And I was just playing that all

day long because I didn't know what to do.

It was so awkward.

Do you feel like a changed man? You seem

more mature. Hmm, I'm not sure. I think

going back to Japan and realizing things

won't be the same has definitely done

something to me. Because before going back

to Japan, I kept thinking if

I go back to Japan, like, my viewers will

come back. I'll go back to living this

crazy lifestyle. I'm gonna do IRL streams.

But then when I tried it and realized,

wait, nothing's really changed, views not

really going up, plus I'm spending a lot

of money on hotels and I really hate

living like this, I realized, yeah, just

going back to Japan is not going to change

anything. It's not going to bring back the

good old days where

I was like this anime character. In this

movie. That's what I felt like back in

2018. I was like an anime character.

But it was hard trying to find a hotel to

go to. Living in this slum hotel was

horrible. And maybe if

my viewers shot back up,

things would have been different. But the

view count was exactly the same.

100-ish viewers I

mean, it's what I'm getting now.

I went up to like 140 viewers sometimes

when I was doing the cycling, but the

cycling was killing me. My legs, my knees

are still painful now.

It was not sustainable.

Plus, it was really expensive.

I just want a nice, stable, settled life,

a place to live.

Living in hotels is not fun.

It's a horrible feeling of instability and

feeling like you're homeless and not

having a place to call home doesn't feel

good.

I'm originally from England and

I speak, speak Japanese and a bit of

Korean, and then next month I'm going to

learn Thai because I'm living in Thailand

now. I'm feeling a bit nervous about

learning Thai. I'm worried that it's gonna

be too difficult.

The alphabet just looks crazy. I swear the

alphabet, every letter looks the same.

It's just like an upside-down U or an

N with some squiggles on top of it. How am

I gonna learn that?

Plus the, the accent just sounds so

different to anything I'm used to.