sad and disappointing day AGAIN

A testing.

A testing.

Oh,

my nose is cold.

I had a hectic day in

the markets.

My head hurts from the glasses squeezing

my head.

Oh my God, 30 pence in

the money! It's going down!

I'm up 30 pence.

I'm gonna be rich. Oh, 40 pence now.

Today was insane.

Basically, I can't even remember what

happened anymore. I woke up in the

morning. What happened?

Oh yeah. I shorted gold and

I held it overnight. I woke up and I was

up £2.50.

So I took my portfolio from about £9

something up to £12 something. And then I

was like delivering parcels. Whilst I was

delivering parcels, I had my phone with

the stocks open. I was like, Trading

whilst I was delivering.

And then I took profit and I had £12.50

when I got home. And I got home, market

opened and I saw this amazing setup and I

took it and it went all the way down and I

made £4 and then it went up and then I

lost £1.50. So I it with £2.50 profit.

Now exit with £15.80, and then I just

re-entered the short again and it's

already tanking. I'm up 50p. I'm up 55p

now. I'm at £16.37.

It's so annoying because it went all the

way down to nearly where I was going to

take profit. I was going to take profit at

£4.50 profit. But they went down as low as

£4 and then it just reversed. And I

was at £17.24. I can't believe last

week I was crying because I nearly blew my

trading account. I had about £5 left and

now I'm back up to like £16. I tripled my

trading account.

I got home at like half past 11 and now

it's half past 6. I've been doing this for

like 7 hours and I made— I

made £5. That's really good.

Well, it's not about the money that

matters. I know £5 is not much, but it's

the percentage. So to go from what

I started off the day I think like £12.50

plus 30%. Oh,

so I had 30% gain today, but I'm still in

a trade now,

so— oh my God, £1!

I'm up

Holy crap, the short

is back on.

Wait, I'm just gonna move my stop loss.

Um, I want to move my stop loss so I'm

guaranteed 25 pence profit.

I don't want to lose any money.

Trading's going really well. I've tripled

my account since I've joined the Traveling

Traders Discord server. I tripled my

account, um, but a lot of these trades

I've been doing myself with a few other

little hints. He,

he shorted Tesla today and then,

yeah, he, he got it right, but then Tesla

went back up really quickly. But he still

thinks it's all going to come down much

lower, so that's why I re-entered my

short. Thanks, Travelling Trader. Made

about 10— oh, oh, 97 pence.

So I spent $100, which is what in pounds?

£70.

This really bad exchange rate. The

dollar's so weak now. It's like £76 in

British pounds. I made back £11.

So I've got to make £66 and then it would

have been worth joining the Discord.

God, I'm starving. Someone sent me this

massive box of like, I don't know if

they're rations, like army rations, but

it's basically meals in a pack, like

entire meals in a metal packet.

That might be interesting.

Bad investment. I don't know.

£76 a month to be learning with the best

of the best.

It's already showing results. I nearly

blew my account when I was trying to do it

myself without any kind of community.

Oh yeah, the guy who mentioned MRE, I

Some of them sound quite nice. Vegetable

and biryani. I've still got 3 of those

tonkatsus.

I'm starving.

Yeah, it's kind of hard to not get

addicted to it. Like the excitement of

making money and then the feeling of utter

depression when you lose money. You get so

excited when you start, like the big

candle goes down. In the way you want it

to go up.

I did such a good trade though in the

beginning of the market.

How was work? It was so easy. So first of

all, because no lorry came yesterday to

bring new parcels The lorry came today and

ended up bringing 2 days worth of parcels,

which meant there were so many parcels,

about probably 140, but I could only fit

about 70. So I only chose 70

of the parcels, like the easiest ones.

And anyone that I didn't really recognize

or houses that are annoying to get to, I

didn't take. So I was like picking and

choosing the easiest ones to get to. And I

had such an easy day. It took me like an

hour and 40 minutes to deliver 70 parcels.

I left the— I think there's probably—

there were 2 bags of small ones and like

4 boxes. I tried to take as many of the

big boxes, so it's probably like 50 that I

left behind. And then another load would

have been delivered this afternoon, so

tomorrow there's probably gonna be like

100 plus, and I won't be able to take all

of it again. But I don't really want to do

more than 70, to be honest, because over

70 gets boring.

I think the magic number is like 70-ish,

75 max. When you get to 80 or 90, it's too

much. I don't want to be delivering

parcels for nearly 3 hours. I want to do 2

hours tops and then come home.

And then on the way home, there's this

really slow car going like 40 miles per

hour on the 60 road almost the whole way

home. And then they pulled into my

drive and I was like, oh crap, is that the

neighbor? It wasn't the neighbor, but it

was someone visiting the neighbor. And I

was like kind of getting close up behind

them because I was getting annoyed. I

don't know if they noticed. I was like

trying to pressure them into going faster.

I had to keep braking because they're

going so damn slow. Who does 40 miles per

hour on a 60— empty 60 road? Empty 60

miles per hour road, country, no traffic,

and you're choosing to do 40 on it? What

the even hell? Just put your

foot down, for God's sake. You're not

gonna die. I just don't get it. A

completely empty road, completely

straight, no bends. 100% visibility and

you're doing 40.

I couldn't really overtake because most of

the way there was this other black van in

front of them, but then the black van— the

black van was going really slowly as well,

but then when the black van turned left

and disappeared, I thought, okay, now the

car in front of me is going to speed up,

but they didn't. And then by the time

the black van vanished, there was just too

many bends and there was some oncoming

traffic, so I didn't really feel like it

was worth trying to overtake. It would

have been so embarrassing if I overtook

and then they pull in and then they see my

It was just weird seeing them pull into my

area.

My favorite parcel? What do you mean,

parcel type? I just like the packages,

you know, like the plastic bag ones. I

hate the boxes because you can't pick them

up with one hand unless it's like a thin

box. I like it when,

you know, you just grab a load of plastic

bags, hold them by the corner. Scan like

beep beep beep.

Parcel donation. I did really

like the Spam and Beans, and I started

getting a bit sick of the Spam and Beans.

Yeah, so I think the market is heading

down because it's Rejecting

off this fair value gap on

basically all the time frames,

and I don't think it made bullish SMT

divergence. So I think the previous

bearish SMT is still intact. I don't know

if it works like that though. Like, how

long is an SME divergence valid for?

What's the $100 a month on Discord for?

What? Whose Discord? All right, I, um,

I paid $100 to join this Trading

Guru's Discord.

So far I've tripled my day trading

account,

so I'm pretty happy. I haven't been

copying— he doesn't really do a lot of

trades, but his community, his community

do more trades and are more— they— the

community seems more active than he is.

He's very slow-paced and careful, I guess,

which is what he's supposed to be.

What infection? I don't have an infection.

He has no clue what fair value gap means.

It's a gap that is fair of value,

duh.

I think if I can learn valuable skills

from joining this community, then it'd be

worth the money. Also, can't I put the

$100 as a business write-off for my

trading business? Can I claim that

I've got a day trading business even

though I don't make any money? Yeah, it

can be a business even if it's not

profitable.

He slow feeds you to keep you subbed to

his Discord. Yeah, first he disappears,

so we're like, what do we do? He's not

here. How can we make trades without our

guide? So we make our own trades and then

get wrecked, and then we're like,

traveling trader, please help us. And he's

like, I'm here to save the day. Here's the

A-grade trade. And then it works out, and

we were like, oh, thank God. I need to

stay subbed month after month. That's how

he gets you. He lets us

suffer on our own for a bit to make us

realize we need him. Do you think that's

what he's doing?

Where did I find this crew? I've been

watching his channel for years. And then I

finally decided to join his Discord.

I feel like he's, he's paid me to shill

his Discord or something, so I keep going

on about it.

I'm up 79 pence. Damn, it was really

worth getting back into the short. Holy

crap, good thing I spotted that 15-minute

fair value gap. Holy crap.

Now where do I take profits this time? A

bit scared because, I mean, I was so close

to taking profits but then it didn't quite

touch it. I might be more aggressive

this time. I want to end the day— I mean,

it'll be great to end the day with over

£17 back in my account. I'm only £3 away

from being back at £20, which is how much

I put in a month ago. I put in a month ago

£20 after I was told not to do YouTube. I

thought, okay, well, I'm going to learn

how to day trade. I put £20 in and blew it

all in 2 weeks. And then I thought,

okay, I better take this seriously. And I

started watching YouTube videos about how

to trade.

Make my own Discord repeat what he says,

cuz that would not be very nice.

Uh, I've already got my own Discord and

I announce what I'm doing.

Also, um, the delivery

app seems to have— I don't know,

it's weird because up until now it

hadn't really been showing my performance,

so I thought, okay, I guess I'm doing

okay. But now it shows my performance and

apparently I'm at risk And my performance

is really bad.

So I don't know if I'm gonna lose a job or

not. I don't think I've been doing

anything wrong. I'm pretty sure everyone's

getting their parcels, like 99% of people

are getting their parcels. Apparently I'm

missing my delivery time, and that's

because sometimes it— the app wants me to

wait like half an hour because I'm too

early. And I'm like, I'm not waiting half

an hour. I'm just going to deliver. I

don't care if I miss my delivery slot. So

I just deliver it whenever I want to. And

I don't care about the delivery time. And

then the other one is it says I'm missing

deliveries even though I'm delivering

everything I scanned.

So I don't know what that's about.

My ratings aren't too bad. It's like 4

stars out of 5.

Um, but I'm getting like below pass

mark for most days and now it

says my account is at risk.

Imagine I'm so stupid I can't even hold a

delivery job, which is like the most basic

of jobs. Yeah, because they're stupid.

Oh, well, you didn't ring the doorbell. 1

out of 5 stars. You still got your parcel,

didn't you? Shut up, idiot.

These people, they're all getting their

parcels, so I don't see what the problem

is. And then I got a complaint from one

of the companies, like one of the clothing

companies, saying that, that, I don't

know, like they weren't happy with the

photo I took. I don't see what the problem

is. I mean, I put the parcels behind the

person's car by the back gate.

What's wrong with that? I put left

behind car. What's wrong with that?

Stupid idiots.

Yeah, so I really don't think they would

fire me because I've delivered parcels

5-10 minutes too early. Or because I left

it behind a car in the car park and took a

photo of it and wrote that I left it

behind the car. I just— I can't— this one

place has— it has no doorbell.

It has no— I mean, one time I opened the

gate thinking it was the front gate and it

went into the garden and I was in the back

garden and it just felt weird. So they've

got no obvious front door. The front door

was like in the back garden. And then

they've got this car bit with a side gate,

so I just leave it by the side gate, and

there's no doorbell or anything. So I

don't really know where I'm supposed to

leave it. This house is really annoying,

but they order so much stuff every day,

order like 5 different things. I still

haven't seen my parcel in the depot. Let

me check the app, see where it says it is.

I don't know why you think this trading

Discord person is the same as being my

broker. He's not my broker.

My broker would be Trading212.

It says processing

at delivery depot.

Yeah. Sometimes when I'm delivering, the

person comes out and they, they ask me

questions about another delivery they

have. They're like, I've got this

delivery. It hasn't come yet. What should

I do? And I'm like, I don't know. It must

still be on the way. I just, I come up

with some lie. I pretend like I know what

I'm talking about. I say, I'm like, I'm

like, oh, it must be at the depot. Yeah,

I guess it'll be here tomorrow. Oh yeah,

I guess it'll be there. And another driver

will deliver it, even though I'm the only

driver who delivers in the village.

Oh my God, I lost all my profits!

The hell? No,

I got stopped out!

What happened? No, stop! I took the 25

pence though. Yeah, it triggered my take

profit. I might jump back in though.

Yeah, I'm jumping back in. Damn it,

I had £1 profit, it stops me out for only

25p profit.

It made a massive move up and stopped me

out. Uh, it's okay, I'm back in. Well, at

least I took the 25p. I'm over £16 now.

At least I didn't lose any money though.

I mean, I lost 75 pence, I guess you could

say, technically.

Come on, why can't you just go down? Why?

Who is buying and pushing it up?

Just sell off.

Yeah, so what was I saying? Yeah,

sometimes they come out and they ask me

questions about the missing parcels or

late parcels, or they ask me if I could

return a parcel that they have waiting for

pickup. So then I have to

be like, oh yeah, I can take that. And

then they always ask, are you sure it's

going to be processed. I'll be like,

yeah, I'll take you to the return section

and it'll be processed properly, don't

worry. Or they start,

they start like explaining to me where to

leave the parcel next time. This woman,

she was upstairs, opened the window and

she was like, uh, no, I put a note on the

app, blah blah blah, next time can you put

it into the recycling bin because I'm not

out? And that was okay, but when they saw

I'm out, they keep going on and on and on.

Yeah, okay, I get it. You want it in the

stupid shed thingy. I can't be bothered.

Let's just put it at the door. I can't be

bothered to open your shed and then open

the box and then put the thing in and

close the box and close the shed door.

Just chuck it at the front door and leave

it. No one's gonna steal it. You live in

one of the nicest places in the country.

No one wants your stupid Temu

bra or whatever.

Yeah, sometimes they put notes on the door

saying please put in the box and then they

just put it by the door anyway. I can't be

bothered to open the box because then I

gotta close my phone and then I'm gonna

put my phone in my pocket and I've got to

two-hand the parcel and then open the box

and then I keep accidentally pressing this

stupid Bixby button on the Samsung phone.

I hate that side button. Why do they keep

putting all these buttons on the side of

the phone? And you try and grip, you like

accidentally grip the phone too hard and

you press the button.

Oh no, I'm down 25 pence now. I'm back to

where I started. Oh my god,

trading's so annoying sometimes. It'll

just randomly spike up like that with no

warning. No sign.

You save 15 seconds by not putting it in

the box. Yeah, but I can't be bothered.

It's annoying. I just want to go beep,

take photo, run back to car.

I don't want to fiddle around having to

lock my phone, put in my pocket.

Open this box, put the thing back in,

open, close the box.

I hate fiddling.

I hate all these people with gates. Rusty

gates don't open properly.

Some of them, they got these horrible

gates where there's like a bit of string

holding it together, and then you've got

to like take off the string loop and then

put it back on. Oh my god, the stupid

gates. What's the point having a gate? I

really don't get it. It's not keeping

anyone out, is it? Because it's not

locked. What, what is the point of having

a gate? I just want to kick down

everyone's stupid gate. I hate gates,

especially when you're holding a big box

and now you got to put the box down to

open the gate.

Oh, some of them are electronically opened

so you can't open it from the outside.

You've got to press the doorbell thingy.

Oh God, this job's really annoying

sometimes.

Just launch it over the gate.

I think if the parcel is soft, I should be

allowed to launch it. Just go like that.

Why not? It's not gonna break, is it?

God damn it, stupid markets going up

again. Oh yeah, it's going down.

I'll just try not to look at it.

I want to get a slingshot catapulted from

the car. Bored with the granny

jumper. Well, until it goes over 20

damn degrees, I'm not going to take it off

because it's so cold. If it goes over 20

degrees, I will set my stop loss and take

profit and maybe not wear the jumper.

I think I could wear the jumper up until

25 degrees.

It's still so damn cold for some reason.

My toes are cold and

smelly.

How come you haven't decided to make a

Laughyloo stream where you watch funny

videos? Number 1, I could get copyright

struck. Number 2, anytime I play any

videos, half my viewers leave. If I play a

game, if I play music, if I play anyone's

videos and react to it, people leave.

It's really weird. I'll just lose probably

like 50 viewers by putting on someone

else's stuff. My viewers really hate the

sound of anything that's not my voice.

So I really can't do a lot,

mainly because my viewers just don't want

to see it. My viewers just want to see me

or listen to me whine endlessly for hours

and hours and hours.

If I'm happy, I get less viewers as well.

So I know exactly what my viewers want.

Surprisingly, I don't lose a lot of

viewers when I eat food and don't talk

when I'm sitting on the carpet. And

surprisingly, when I'm just rolling around

on the ground without saying anything, I

don't lose that many viewers. I thought

people would find it boring and click off.

Oh, market's going down. Oh, I'm 73

pence up. Good thing I got back in. Holy

shit, I'm nearly at £17.

I mean, let's just take profit here and

wait for it to retrace and then reload the

short because it keeps doing this.

Yeah, it keeps like going down and then

bouncing back up. Yeah, now it's bouncing

back up again. Oh my god, I should have

done that. I should have just taken it.

Now it's worth 47 pence, 30 pence,

32. Oh my god, it just gave it all back.

What the fuck? What even is the

Why can't it like go down and not bounce

back up? Why can't it just go in one

direction and make up its damn mind?

If I can end the day with over £17 in my

account, I'm only £3 away

from £20, and then I would have made 45%

gains. Holy shamoly.

It took me a month to go from £20 Back

Genius trader.

My glasses are too tight, it's hurting my

head. I don't understand why.

I'm scared they're gonna snap.

These cost me £200 or more.

Maybe my head's getting bigger.

Hurts around the back of my ears.

Why do you want my take on Warren Buffett?

He's just a boring old man who

managed to become a billionaire by

utilizing his OCD boringness.

He actually enjoys reading financial

reports on companies. He'll like sit down

with a 100-page financial report and

that's how he enjoys spending his life.

Don't bend the nose bridge. Yeah, I messed

up my Oh, my glasses, because I was

rolling around on the floor and I didn't

see them and I rolled onto them. Now one

arm is lower than the other one.

Yeah. Oh, it's going down again.

Whoa, 60 pence profit! What is going on

right now? It's just whipping up and down

like crazy. It's creating like this

triangle effect.

The problem is it goes down and it goes

right back up again before I could take

any profit. I might just

set a take profit thingy.

I don't know what— is something going on?

Why is it just whipping up and down so

much?

Now, I'm pretty sure I got these adjusted

when I bought them.

Yeah, I bought these new glasses because I

was having trouble driving at night, and

then I thought if I get new glasses, I'll

be able to see more clearly. Didn't really

help though, although it did turn out I

needed new glasses. Because I was finding

things kind of blurry to see, but I

actually kind of still seeing things

blurry.

It's like my eyes got worse again since—

when did I— I got them last year. I'm not

buying new glasses every damn year. It's

gonna cost me a fortune. Why am I

investing only $20? Number one, it's £20.

Actually, it's because I'm still learning

how to do it. Why would you put big money

when you've just started a couple of weeks

ago? That'd be so stupid.

Imagine being new to day trading and then

you put thousands of pounds into it.

Why would you do that? It'd be like

starting a chef cooking course and then

buying a £10,000 pro knife.

You don't buy pro tools when you're not a

pro. When you start off, you use

beginner tools, beginning amounts

of equity.

What kind of trading did I do several

years ago? I just— when it was

going up, I pressed buy. When it was going

down, I pressed sell. And then I blew

I didn't learn anything about trading.

No, I didn't lose £45K. Where are you

getting these numbers from? I lost— I

lost about £10K from investing because I

invested in meme stocks. When I should

have just actually day traded them. I

should have just swung trade them, but I

was like, oh, Warren Buffett buys and he

never sells. So I thought I got buy and

never sell. Buying and never sell is the

reason why I lost all that money. If I

just bought and taken profits, then I

would have been fine.

Oh my God, I lost all the. 60 pence now.

What even is it doing?

Let's see if Traveling Trader has any

insight.

No, he's just beefing with his Discord

members because they keep whining at him

to take a trade and he's like, I'm not

taking a fucking trade. It's funny, these

people pay $100 a month to get abused by

him. It's kind of funny.

I don't know what the market's trying to

do. It's like creating a wedge.

Below this fair value gap.

Now it's just not moving at all.

No, I do not place trades at random.

I look for SMC divergence, I look for fair

value gaps, and also,

uh, yes, basically it.

Although today I used, um,

liquidity sweep above the data

high wick, which works really well.

So the data high is when there was news.

So there was news out this morning which

made the market go like that and create

this massive candle. So the high of that

wick is called the data high. So then you

wait for the next candle to take out data

high and create a higher wick,

and then that would be the liquidity

sweep. So the market

movers would push the market up above the

data high to stop out people's stop

losses, to grab liquidity. And then they

would then push the market in the other

way. And yeah,

I followed that trade and it worked really

well. And then it bounced really hard at

the opening gap before I could take

And now it's like struggling below this

fair value gap, which is why I believe

We're going to revisit the NDOG, which is

the new day opening gap.

No, you, you don't outsmart the market

makers. Why do

people always think it's about

outsmarting? You, you don't outsmart them.

You just predict what they're going to do

and you follow them. It's like a massive

bulldozer, like a massive freight train.

You don't want to try and stand in front

of it and get smashed by them. You want to

step aside, let them do their thing, and

then when the direction is confirmed, you

then follow them. You follow the

way they're going. You don't try and,

I don't know, beat them.

Now predicting doesn't mean outsmarting,

it means observing what they're gonna do.

It's like when you're at a roundabout and

you're trying to figure out if cars are

gonna go around it or they're gonna take

an exit, you look at the direction of

their wheels. If the wheels are turning,

it means they're going around the

roundabout. If it's turning in the other

way, it means they're going to take an

exit. You look for indications.

To confirm, try and confirm which way

they're heading.

Does your mum know you're trading again?

Why does my mum need to know everything

I'm doing? I can do what I want. I'm a

I thought you already had a family and got

rid of all the debt. I can't even get a

girl to stay with me for more than a year

or something. How am I going to have

family? Not a single girl ends up

staying with me.

And then even after serialing them for

over a year, they still don't get

So number one, I can't even get them

pregnant. Number two, I can't get them to

want to stay with me long enough.

They always get upset at me over

something. It's always something like

really silly, like, oh, you don't do this,

you don't do that.

As if they don't do anything that's

annoying. It's like they think they're so

perfect. They do loads of annoying things

too, but I don't break up with them over

it because it'd be stupid. It'd be like

chucking out a perfectly good Big Mac just

because a fly landed on it.

The reason some of these girls give for

breaking up is so silly. They're like tiny

little nitpicky things.

Like, oh, you didn't buy me a proper

birthday present. Oh, you don't care about

me. Oh, you didn't come to my family

barbecue even though I invited you. Oh,

you don't care about my hobby.

They just whine and cry a bitch about

every stupid little thing.

No, I don't want to go to stupid family

barbecue. God's sake, it's so boring.

Stand around there pretending to care

about all these people I don't care about.

Oh, the bucket's coming back down again.

Oh, what? It stopped me out. What the

fuck?

How? Wait, I gotta jump back in. I don't

even know what happened. It triggered

my take profit.

Oh, it triggered my take profit for 67

pence.

I mean, that's good. Do it again, I guess.

If it's gonna keep going— I keep— it's

making a really weird pattern, like a

triangle wedge.

It'll go up and then come back down and go

up and come back down and go up, and it's

like getting closer and closer to the apex

of the triangle. I've never seen that

before. It's like a shark's fin or

something. Long wicks on either side.

What does that mean?

I'm just gonna scalp it then.

It's the inverted Dorito wedge pattern.

How am I ruining my life trading? Oh my

God.

You're ruining my life by existing.

What was that?

God, the delivery man just was like

banging on the neighbor's door like that.

Jesus Christ.

Just leave it at the door and fuck off.

Jesus Christ, why are you gonna bang the

door and just stand there? Wait, it's not

my parcel, is it? No, it's his. What if

he's at the wrong house? I've got some oil

coming, but not until— not today at least.

I've got 1,000 milliliters of vegetable

oil.

He's still not going back to his van.

Maybe it's one of those Amazon packages

where they need a code. Someone's got

to go back to the depot. Oh, he's leaving.

I guess he left it there.

He's just standing in the driveway. Look.

God, this guy's so slow. If that was me,

I'd be like— I'd be gone in 10 seconds.

What is he doing?

Oh, he's leaving a note.

Why is he banging on the door? Obviously

no one's home. There's no cars in the

Have I considered getting

VR headset? I had one before. I've had

multiple headsets.

I had the HTC Vive and then I had the

Oculus Quest 2. Didn't like them because

it makes my head hurt. I guess it's cool,

but I didn't really find it useful in my

daily life.

I did like Beat Saber. Beat Saber was

pretty fun.

The Apple VR headset. Oh, that really

expensive one. Oh, it's coming down again.

Yeah, that looked pretty cool, but it

still looked really bulky. They need to

make them much smaller. And who's gonna

pay $3,000 for that? Oh, it's coming down

Each time it comes down a bit lower— I

mean, a bit higher— to create a trigger,

my take profit. 40. I'm gonna get another

40 pence out of this. Come down.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Oh no, oh no,

it's doing such a weird

pattern. Yeah, it triggered. 34 pence

profit. I'm up to £17.10,

and now it's gonna bounce up and down

again, I guess.

I want to buy again when it goes back up.

God, I'm killing it.

I'm back up to £17.

It just went bong bong bong bong, and I

took profit like three times. I'm three

pounds away from being back at twenty

pounds, which is what I initially put in a

The problem is when it does make its final

launch down, I will. I won't be in the

trade, won't I? Will I?

Because the final one down would be like,

uh, £1 profit.

Shit, is it gonna break the pattern? It

seems like it's gonna keep doing the

I want to jump back in, actually.

I'll jump in with half.

Yeah, I jumped in with half.

If it goes up, I'll put the other half

Go for fish and chips. Uh, no way would I

spend £20 for one meal. That's insane.

For £20, I could eat for a whole week,

probably make lunch and dinner and

buy some snacks.

People who eat out are actually crazy. Do

you know how much money it loses?

Excuse me. Oh my God, it's going down.

At least I'll put half in, I guess.

So you guys should join my day trading

masterclass livestream. I've actually

cancelled it though because I realized £45

a month sounds good,

but then I'm gonna have to stream every

time I trade for only £45

a month per person,

which would be kind of annoying.

I'm sure some of you guys would love to

join, get my trades live as I'm trading.

Your loss then.

Well, I'm not giving financial advice.

When did I tell you to buy or sell

Maybe I do like a special membership

level, £1,000, and then you

get to ask anything. I will

tell you all the secrets.

My special secrets that I'm holding back.

I know you want them. Premium secrets.

Damn it, I shouldn't have sold. It looks

like this is the breakout downside move.

Well, if it gets back to NDOG, I would

still net a £1 profit.

Goddamn, I made so much money today. I

went from £11 to £17.

That's almost a double. That's almost

what, a 2x? Do I

still have the love doll? No, my mum

chucked it away when I was in Thailand.

She said it was all going mouldy and

stinking.

When will the trading arc be over?

Uh, I don't know. I think when I get fired

from my job, I'm gonna go hardcore trading

and OnlyFans. Oh, 25 pence!

Oh, look at that beautiful red candle.

Is it gonna retest NDOG?

Really weird price action though.

What exchange do I use? Is that the app?

I use Trading212.

I usually trade US 500 index.

I just find it, I don't know,

like it's easier to read than specific

stocks.

This is kind of boring.

No, I can't talk about Sunny because I'll

Why would I risk getting in trouble with

the police for nothing?

I still didn't get my YouTube money.

They said it's on the way, but I didn't

get it. Why does it take so long

for money to be sent? It should be

I still don't have it. I should be getting

it already. What? It's 23rd. Usually I get

my YouTube money on 21st.

You're fairly attractive. You have

problems with dating solely due to your

personality. Wow, really?

You mean if I was really nice, I had an

amazing personality, and I was really

caring, then girls would never leave

me? I never knew that.

Yeah, I know, and it really sucks because

I see guys with girlfriends all the

time and I think to myself, I bet they

don't have any problems because I bet

they're just normal nice people. But then

I have all these problems because I have a

razor blade tongue that I wield on stream

to my legions of followers.

My tongue cuts deep, cuts hard,

and cuts fast.

And girls just get upset over it.

They can't handle the truth. They want to

be treated like a princess when they're

not a princess.

No one here is a princess.

Learn your place. I'm not—

I'm not an alpha chad with a Bugatti.

You're not a princess in the castle. It's

time to grow up.

The odds of you keeping a job are rather

low. Lower than keeping a girlfriend?

2 things I can't keep in life: jobs and

girlfriends. And my trading profits, it

seems. Seems like I just end up losing

If we could somehow place bets on whether

I'm going to lose my job, girlfriend, or

my money, then we'd all be rich.

Can I just short my life? That'd be great.

Yeah. So what happens is in the beginning

I treat the girl really nicely. I'm really

kind and sweet. And then I don't

know really why things break down. I think

it's mainly because I start

to get annoyed and then I can't contain my

annoyed and annoyance anymore. And then I

rant on stream and

sometimes I take it too far. Like when I

mentioned Chihiro's brother seasiding,

that was a bit too far.

But I start like attacking their family as

well. That's taking

it way too far.

But I really hated Chihiro's family. Her

mum was a bitch. Her mum was like, oh,

don't marry him or I'm disowning you. Her

sisters were a bitch too, married to a

bitch policeman. Her family were all

bitches, basically. I hated

Chihiro's family. They didn't even want to

meet me. Stuck-up bunch of Japanese

people.

Yo, at least my country didn't get nuked

twice, so they have no right to say

anything. At least my

country didn't go on a murderous raping

rampage across Asia, so shut it,

idiots.

Do I like learning about history in

school? I don't really remember. I just,

I found it boring, to be honest, because

they would teach really old history like

Roman Empire, which is boring. I find the

Roman Empire stuff really boring. The only

interesting bit is when they got destroyed

in a German forest, the Battle of

Teutoburg or something.

I don't know, I just feel like the Roman

Empire was too overpowered and they

steamrolled everyone, so it just wasn't

And then I think they did the whole

Holocaust stuff, like Anne— yeah,

the Nazi stuff. Anne Frank.

Tell the story of Anne Frank. I don't know

why she's so important. It's like some

girl who hid in the attic. Who cares?

They didn't teach any of the cool history,

like I don't know,

Napoleonic stuff.

God, I'm so hungry. Good thing I've

got those pork chops, don't have to cook.

Market is really looking like it's

breaking down. It's trying so hard to

fight back up. Give up.

Just give up.

It's over. It's gonna flush.

Thinking of entering more shorts.

It's so gonna flush.

I don't know if we got SMC divergence or

Yeah, if I lost my job, I don't know, I

feel like I don't need the car anymore

apart from maybe just like a basic car.

I feel like I'd be really tempted to just

sell the car and for, I don't know, £7-8K

and then buy some cheap shitty car like a

Toyota Yaris just to get me to the dump

and to Tesco. And then I just wouldn't

really do this delivery jobs anymore. I

hate delivery jobs. I like it when I can

do it my way, when I just sling the parcel

and I'm back in the car. The problem is

you get in trouble if you do it like that.

If I can't do it my way, I don't want to

I'd rather risk getting fired doing it my

way than do it properly and not get fired.

Sick and tired of it.

No, the parcel won't be damaged if it's

soft. It will be damaged if it's like a

hard object in a box that rattles. If it's

just like clothing, it won't break. How

can you break clothing?

By the way, I've got some crazy stories

from my adventures delivering. I can't

tell you right now, but when it's all said

and done and over, I'll tell you what

happened. Some crazy stuff has happened.

You won't believe it.

Let's just say parcels haven't been the

only thing that's been delivered.

We're letting it cook though. A good story

requires time for brewing.

Fermentation. I'm keeping you keen.

I'm, I'm, uh, letting the stories come out

slowly, keep you all sticking around.

That's how the rich stay rich.

Join my $100 a month secret Discord server

to find out all the secrets.

God, that would be so funny. You guys are

lucky I'm not this manipulative scammer

type YouTuber because I can't be bothered.

Because I would scam you all so bad if I

could be bothered. You're lucky I'm too

Oh damn, 20 pence in the money.

Should I double down on the shorts?

Yeah, I'm doubling my shorts. Okay, I'll

just add 25%.

I added another short entry.

I've got 25% dry powder left.

I'm 75% of the account short.

Buy my crypto coin, you 100% make money.

Generational wealth.

Definitely not a scam. I don't know how

anyone falls for that though. I swear the

people buying the scam coins are not

stupid and they're not buying it because

they think it's going to make them rich.

It's a gamble, isn't it? It's like a

lottery draw. It's like you buy your

ticket to enter the lottery draw and then

there's a chance you won't be the last one

standing. No one— I don't know why all

like these Coffeezilla guys are like

trying to expose influencers for scamming

the audiences when the people buying

crypto coin, crypto scam coins in the

first place They know that it's like a

gamble. It's like you

enter your name into a raffle draw and

you've got a chance of winning, and then

everyone else is going to lose. Holy crap,

market's shitting downwards.

I think most people who don't understand

about crypto won't know how to buy a

crypto coin. You would have to have some

kind of experience or knowledge about it.

Yeah, they do this competition on the

radio where you phone in and you can

answer a really easy question and they

give you a choice. You can win £5,000 or

you could forfeit the £5,000 and get

entered into the million-pound draw. And

most people take the £5,000. I think only

about 6 people have entered the

million-pound draw. And I'm thinking, how

do they make money to be able to do this?

I think they said £2 per text because

you've got to text them to enter the

thing. If thousands of people across the

country are paying £2 to enter it,

Probably tens of thousands of people.

So, but then they probably just pick a

dozen, a few dozen for the £5,000 reward.

But then if someone— because at least one

person is going to win the million pounds.

But have they made a million pounds in

phone calls and texts from the

contestants? I just don't

understand the business model of this

radio Or like

a radio lottery. Where are they getting

this million pounds from? Yeah, and they

always ask, what are you going to do with

the money if you win? They always say the

same thing. It's either, I'm going to take

my family on holiday, or I'm going to help

pay for my dad's healthcare because he's

paralyzed. They never say anything

interesting like, I'm going to invest it

in the stock market or I'm going to buy

some Bitcoin. So it's, I'm going to take

my parents on holiday. I paid them.

I'm going to pay off the mortgage. I mean,

that's quite good. Paying off the

mortgage, quite sensible. But they always

just say they're going to blow it on a

stupid holiday, like go to Disneyland in

Florida. That's why these people are poor,

because they're morons. Why don't you

invest it? Oh no, blow it on Disneyland.

You just blow the whole $5K on one

pointless, meaningless week on holiday.

If someone gave me $5K, I just use it to

pay off my credit card.

They always want to go on holiday for some

reason to Spain.

Well,

they always say something like, I'm going

to use it to help my family. I would just

love it. I would— if they asked me, I'd be

like, I'm just going to spend it on myself

because I think I deserve it. And I

don't owe anyone anything apart from my

mum. I owe her $19K, but she ain't getting

a penny. I'm just joking.

She ain't getting nothing until she

apologizes. You know what the crazy

thing is? If she heard me say that, she

wouldn't realize that I'm joking. She

would take it 100% seriously. It's like

she has no ability to tell when people are

Oh my God, market's trying to bounce

exactly where I bought that new short.

You spent thousands of your YouTube money

on hookers? Yeah,

that's because

I was young and naive. If now I'm a grown

adult, but these people on the radio are

also middle-aged people with families and

stuff, so they should know better.

I saw a meme about you and came here.

Wow. Was it a good meme?

Was it about me Calling my girlfriend

ugly. She was really ugly though. The one

in Japan, the single mother girlfriend.

She looked awful. Honestly, though,

she had nice facial features, but the

shape of her face was not good.

Remember when people thought the single

mother girlfriend was Chihiro, because I

made the video that went viral called My

Girlfriend's Ugly, and then they thought

the girlfriend was Chihiro and they kept

saying, your girlfriend's so beautiful.

How would you know? I never even showed

her on the camera.

No, I wouldn't say Chihiro is ugly.

Probably top 3 best looking girlfriends or

partners I've ever had. I'd probably

give Mila number 1 as most beautiful

face, and then I'd give Chihiro probably

maybe number 2, second most.