What really happened to my löve döll

Hello and welcome back to a new video. So

today I want to talk about the time I got

a full body life-size love doll.

And I wasn't sure if I was ever going to

talk about this because, you know, I

didn't really want to admit to the fact

that I faked the whole— I faked the whole

me and my wife are getting divorced thing

for like a month. But I feel

like I've reached this point where I don't

think it really matters what I say on this

second channel. It won't really have much

of an effect on the first channel because

there's only a finite amount of people who

are willing to come over to the second

channel and subscribe and watch the stuff

here. And I think we've kind of reached

that cap. I don't think I'll be able to

get any more people over here, and the

people who are already here will probably

still be here. Even after I admit some of

these secret stories that I've been saving

from last year. It's still kind of funny

now that I think about it. I was seriously

thinking of faking me and my wife

getting divorced and then just pretending

that we've gotten divorced and we're

living separately for the rest of our

lives, because at that time I wasn't

thinking about getting divorced, and I did

think that we probably would stay married

for you know, a good amount of time.

And my plan was I was just going to

pretend that we were split up for good. I

don't know how I was thinking. I don't

know how I was planning to pull that off.

It's kind of tricky keeping up such a

massive lie for such a long time.

Obviously, you know, the beans got spilled

when I met Elvis the Alien, and I had to

come clean and admit that we actually got

back together. And I was kind of worried

about having to admit to faking such,

such a big story, such a big drama,

because I don't know why, but people seem

to think of me as this really honest and

open YouTuber, something I've never

claimed to be. I've never claimed to be

the most honest YouTuber on YouTube, but a

lot of people seem to like giving me that

title. So I was a bit worried about

admitting to faking something so big and

After I made the confession video, which

got a lot of views, like 50,000, really

good, I did get a lot of comments from

people saying that they don't want to

watch anymore because they thought I was

honest and unsubscribing. I wonder how

many of them came back later because I

didn't really notice much of a drop in

views. The views stayed the same. I was

still getting 30k, 40k, even sometimes 50

and 60k, even after admitting that I faked

me and my wife, ex-wife, getting divorced.

So I don't really know how much people

care if my stories are fake or not. It's

like they don't really care that much as

long as it's an interesting story. And

what can be more interesting than a

husband and wife having arguments and then

splitting up and then the guy living in an

Airbnb with an L.O.V.E. doll? I thought

that was a pretty funny storyline. Now,

if you remember back to last year when all

of this was happening, you may remember

what happened to the L.O.V.E. doll because

I made a video about it with the Hong Kong

guy. And in this video, the Hong Kong guy

comes over to my Airbnb and I

bought some sellotape and I put it back.

I put the doll back into the box and

he helped me carry it. I bought this

little cart, it had wheels on it as well.

We strapped it up to the cart and the plan

was we were going to push it into the

river and film it because it'd be funny.

And then we realized that the river's

quite far away and we were tired and this

thing's bloody heavy. So we ended up

dumping it in this rubbish station where

you can leave rubbish and we just left it

there. And then the next day I woke up and

I told my ex-wife about it and she said,

you know, dumping a big large item like

that in someone else's garbage compartment

is illegal and you could get fined maybe

$1,000. And I thought, oh shit, I didn't

realize that. And, and I was so stupid.

Because I left all of the delivery labels

that has my name and address on the box.

I didn't even have the intelligence to

remove things that could identify me.

So I thought, oh crap, we're gonna have to

go back to the place where we dumped it.

And, and I told the Hong Kong guy about it

and he said he'd be happy to come in the

evening and help me get rid of it.

But I didn't really want to have to see

him again because it's always— it was kind

of awkward when we met up. I don't know if

he realized, but I felt kind of

uncomfortable hanging out with him because

I didn't really feel like we clicked. So I

ended up asking Chihiro if she would help

me go and get the Love doll, and she

said okay, and we went back to where the

Airbnb was. It was, it was nearby a

different station, the next station from

where we were living, and we went to the

rubbish station where it was. It's not

really a station. I don't know what it's

called. I find it difficult describing it.

It's just like a little square area

outside of an apartment block, has a net,

and it also has a security camera. So they

could have looked at the security camera

and seen us dumping it. And the, the box

was still there, but someone had opened

it. The sellotape was cut open and the

doll was still inside. So they probably

had a look inside, decided they didn't

want to have a massive doll, but they took

the cart with the wheels. The little carts

that I bought off Amazon to transport it

had been stolen. So we

had to carry this massive box with a 50— I

think it was about 40 kg or 45 kg, 45 kg

doll inside of it all the way back to the

Airbnb. And this was kind of difficult

because, you know me, I'm not very strong.

And then obviously Chihiro is not very

strong either. She's a tiny Japanese lady.

We had to carry this massive box with a

doll inside all the way back to the

Airbnb, which took about 20 minutes. I

carried one end, she carried the other

end, and it was really hard work. We had

to stop a few times just to rest and lay

it down on the floor so we could recover.

My fingers were aching so much from

gripping it. My arms were aching, my legs

were aching, my whole body was aching.

After about 20 minutes, we finally got it

back to the Airbnb. Which was a long time

considering the Airbnb was only about 5

minutes away if you just walked normally.

And the Airbnb room was on the 2nd floor,

so we had to push it into the elevator and

then pull it out of the elevator and then

carry it into the room. We finally got it

into the room, but the problem was it was

too big to put into plastic bin bags.

So we had to cut the doll up into tiny

pieces using a kitchen knife and a pair of

scissors. It took us over 2 hours to

cut the rubber off of the metal skeleton,

cut it all into tiny pieces and put it

into bin bags. And after 2 hours, we had

about 6 bin bags full of just rubber,

which looked kind of weird. And then we

folded up the metal skeleton and stuffed

that into one bag. It was a really weird

experience. It was kind of like We did the

M word that ends in R, and then we were

trying to— to— what's the word?

It was like we were trying to dispose of a

body and then put it into bin bags and get

rid of the evidence. It was really

strange. I think Chihiro was kind of

having fun. It was like a weird experience

that most normal people wouldn't have to

do, and it was kind of a nice little

bonding moment. I really wish I filmed

some of it because it was pretty funny. I

wouldn't be able to put it on YouTube and

put ads on it, so I could have put it on

Instagram or Patreon or somewhere,

but I didn't film any of it because I

never thought that I would end up telling

people about what actually happened. I

thought I'd be so good at keeping this a

secret and there's no way anyone would

find out that me and Chihiro were still

together. I guess I was wrong. So after we

finally finished chopping this doll into

tiny pieces, which you might think is a

bit of a waste, I did spend $1,600 on this

doll and I didn't really get my return on

my investment. You gotta think about it in

this way.

It was kind of like an investment. I was

hoping that the video would blow up and go

viral or get at least 100K views like my

previous. LOVE doll videos did, but it

didn't. It got demonetized after the first

day, so I only made money off of the first

20K views and only maxed out at around 40K

views. I'm not sure why it got

demonetized. I think it's because I

pixelated it when I was pulling it out of

the box, and I think YouTube associates

pixelation with something that shouldn't

be on YouTube and then demonetizes it. It

was really disappointing. I was hoping it

would get way more views. I thought people

would find it more interesting than they

did, and I was hoping to make at least a

couple hundred dollars off it. Even if I

made a couple hundred dollars off it,

that still wouldn't have covered the cost

because think of it this way, I also

rented the Airbnb for a whole month which

cost me, I think it was $900.

It turned out I needed the Airbnb

because I would end up getting kicked out,

uh, when I was meeting TkyoSam and I ended

up living in the Airbnb for just over a

week. And I was glad I had the doll with

me because, you know, I was feeling

pretty— um, so I'd definitely

say I got my money's worth out of the doll

and I used it a lot. I mean, there were

some, some days when I used it up to 8

times a day. I was just sitting there

without any clothes on. And then every

time I felt in the mood, I would just have

a go on it. It was like a really weird way

of living. Pretty depressing. Pretty

pathetic, I guess. And I felt like, what

the hell am I doing? I'm sitting in this

Japanese Airbnb with a massive rubber

woman. Anyway, in total, I wasted $2,500

on the Airbnb and the doll. Only made a

couple hundred dollars back from the

series of videos I made from the drama.

That involved it. I also sold some videos

of me and the doll on my OnlyFans,

and I probably made about £600 or £700

from those videos. So that was a good,

good idea that I filmed myself with it.

At the time, I didn't even know OnlyFans

existed, so it was lucky I took that video

because I wasn't planning on selling the

video. But yeah, I definitely lost money.

It was not a good business investment.

For videos. Um, do I regret

doing it? I don't think I do because I

always wanted to try out a full-size,

full-body doll like that. I want to see

how realistic it was, how good it was.

And yeah, it was pretty realistic, but

still I would prefer the real thing

because obviously you can't talk to the

doll, you've got to keep cleaning the

doll. And you can't really do other things

like watching movies with the doll. You

can only do one thing with it, and that's—

it's pretty sad, isn't it?

I don't think I would buy one again, even

if I was 50 and I was single and I've

given up on the idea of finding a real

woman. Would I get one again? No,

it's just too expensive and it's too much

hard work moving it around. It weighed a

ton or just 40 kg, and it was really

difficult for me to lift and move it

around and keep it clean and keep it

hidden. I guess if you live in your own

place, you don't have to keep it hidden.

I think I would just rather get something

much smaller, something more portable. I

ended up taking the head home and I left

it at Chihiro's apartment. I don't know

what she did with it. I guess she threw it

away. I don't think she still has it here.

That would be kind of weird. It was a bit

stressful getting it in the first place

because you had to order it off this

Chinese website and it would get sent from

China. So you had to wait a few days for

it to arrive. And I had it sent to the

Airbnb. But the problem was I

wasn't living at the Airbnb at the time,

so I had to try and anticipate when it

would arrive and then quickly go to the

Airbnb after Chihiro went to work so she

wouldn't find out that I was sneaking out.

And I had to quickly get to the Airbnb and

then wait, sit there waiting for the

delivery man and actually missed the

delivery man the first time. I'm not sure

what happened. I think I arrived 30

minutes after he arrived and he left a we

missed you little note thing. I had to

fill it out. I mean, I had to phone up the

number and then ask them to redeliver it.

And then I did the same thing again. I

quickly rushed to the Airbnb and I sat

there waiting for him to come. He finally

came and I got the I received the box and

everything was fine, but it was a bit

stressful having to, having to organize

that, having to sneak around and wait

around in the Airbnb. Oh, and something

else funny happened. Somehow someone found

out which Airbnb I was staying in and they

contacted the Airbnb owner and they told

him about me. And then just by chance,

one day when I was returning back home and

I was going back to the Airbnb, the

manager comes down the stairs and he sees

me. And then he, he says he knows about my

YouTube channel and stuff like that. He

knows about my doll. And he was, he was

completely fine with it. He wasn't angry

or anything. He just said, I know about

your doll and it's okay. Everyone has

their own preferences or something like

that. And he was really, really kind about

it. Like he was trying to be

understanding. It was really awkward. I

didn't really say anything. I was just

like, Oh, okay. So yeah, that was the

truth behind what happened to my doll. I

have more stories like this that I haven't

told anyone about because I was worried

what would happen if I admitted to certain

things. But since my channel's dying

anyway, I feel like might as well talk

about some stuff that happened that I was

scared of talking about since, you know,

I don't think it really makes a difference

at this point. I might make my next video

about my channel dying and what I'm going

to do about views and money and stuff like

that. I think that's quite a big topic to

tackle, and I'm not sure if I want to talk

about it right now. I'll think about it.

For now, I want to focus on the second

channel and put my original type of

content on the second channel where I talk

about weird stuff and storytimes. I don't

really know why I'm doing this. I feel

like I'm having more fun uploading to the

second channel than the main channel. I

just feel like the main channel is full of

people who just constantly moan about

everything I do. Right now, I don't

really like showing my face in videos

because it's like added— it's just added

stress. Don't know if you've noticed, but

I'm kind of self-conscious about my

appearance. Sometimes I get spots and then

I don't really like the way I look and I

have to wait for the spots to go down a

bit. Sometimes my hair looks shit or I

look oily and greasy and it's just kind of

stressful having to make myself look

presentable. And it's just so much easier

to just do a voiceover. I feel more

confident. I feel like I'm more

articulate. And then every time I just do

a voiceover, I got all these idiots

moaning, saying, why don't you show your

face? Daniel's so lazy now. He doesn't

even show his face talking. Yeah. As if

sitting in front of a camera and filming

your face talking is more effort or is

harder. It's the same, really. It's just I

don't like doing it because of confidence

issues. I don't really understand these

people who complain about my videos being

low effort now. I mean, when have my

videos ever been high effort? When have my

videos ever had a lot of effort put into

them? They've always been lazy and low

quality and, um,

kind of like I don't really give a shit

about it. I just don't know how much of an

impact it would have on views if I just

completely stopped showing my face and

just went 100% voiceover. It's not like

not showing your face won't get you views.

I mean, there's loads of other channels

where they just do voiceover over gameplay

or random footage and they do well. I

guess it's because I started off by

showing my face and that's what people are

used to. Now that I don't do it as much as

I used to, they're not used to gameplay

footage or, you know, content like

commentary channels do where they just

talk over gameplay. And they think of it

as lazy content. I mean, look at this

channel called Optimus. He gets

hundreds of thousands of views and he just

puts random Call of Duty or Fortnite or

gameplay footage on the video and he just

talks about whatever the topic is. No one

complains about him being lazy. It's just

what they're used to, I guess. I wish I

could shift my content towards that kind

of, that kind of stuff because it's just

so much easier to make. Just take some

gameplay footage. And then ramble for

about 10 minutes about a topic. Oh, I

would kill to have a channel like his and

have an audience like his where they don't

just constantly moan about everything all

the bloody time. Anyway, I guess this is

my bed and I have to lay in it.