[2022-11-21] moved into new apartment [nRphwMOiryg]

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Hello, is it working?

Oh yeah, it's working pretty

good. My new stream setup. Do you like it?

Do you like the nice white background?

Ouch. Maybe I can do like a green screen

with a white— but a white screen instead

of a green screen.

The apartment sounds empty. Well, it's

pretty empty considering we just moved in

like 2 days ago. This place is amazing.

Oh my God. I can't wait to start

describing every little detail so I

accidentally dox myself. No, I realized

it was not a great idea describing every

little thing of the apartment. People were

trying to find out because I was saying

stuff like, oh, this place has a gym and a

balcony and a bathtub, and it's got a

glass wall instead of an actual wall for

the shower. And I was basically just

doxxing myself by accidentally describing

exactly what the place looks like.

So I want to try not to describe what the

place looks like this time, but this place

is amazing. It's huge. It's like 50 square

meters. It's got a sofa. It's got— I

don't know, it hasn't really got anything

special, but it's just big, and the

fittings and everything just looks modern

and kind of newish. It's great.

Oh my God, this is the best apartment I've

ever stayed in for this price. Guess how

much this place cost. Let me do a poll.

How do I do a poll? We'll play a fun game

again. You will be so shocked.

I can do a Q&A as well. Answer Q&A

live.

How much did my new place cost?

Add option. Uh, so nice how YouTube adds

this stuff. Should I put it in dollars or

pounds?

Let me Google what it is in, in dollars

first.

Okay, so do you think it is this

or this or this?

Ask community.

See if you know, see if you can guess

which one it is. You won't believe how

much it costs. It's insane. Thailand is

insane. I don't know how they can have

such nice places for such a low price.

Why do you sound like you're lying and why

can't you show us the apartment now

instead of wasting time describing it?

Because it's the same problem, I don't

want to dox myself and then have weirdos

trying to contact the building.

Some loser from Reddit is going to start

messaging the building security people

saying, there's a guy called Daniel Lord,

he's living there, he's a convicted

you-know-what. And then they'll send my

pics so they know what I look like.

They'll probably ignore it, but you never

know. They might actually take it

seriously. Don't underestimate the

stupidity of people and the gullibility

to how they just believe anything that

they see on the internet. People are

pretty easy to trick if you just make a

convincing-looking email. Did I just wake

up? Yeah, I just woke up. Haven't even

showered or anything. I just made a

coffee. I need to catch that Early time

zone. Problem with Asia is for streaming,

I need to wake up really early and start

streaming really early before everyone

goes to bed.

So people are voting for $250.

It's close. Almost.

Okay, I'll just tell you. It's $300 a

month for this place. Can you believe

that? And it's, it's like triple the size.

No, I'd even say it's nearly 4 times the

size of, of the place I had in Manchester.

It's way nicer. The building is huge.

It's got all this stuff like a gym and a

swimming pool. The swimming pool here is

huge. It's got all these shops on the

ground floor as well. Like, it's an

apartment built on top of a shopping

center.

It's got a gym. We went to the gym

yesterday. Might go swimming later.

The swimming pool's massive and it's got

like this infinity edge view of the city.

And the view is amazing from the

apartment. The only problem is it's a bit

high up. We're on quite a high floor, so

hopefully my internet is still good. It's

just I don't have— I'm not getting 4 bars

of 4G. I'm only getting 2 bars, but it

seems to be holding up well. I've got 4

SIM cards. One of them is, is called True

or something, and that one has 5G, but the

other ones My other providers don't have

5G. They only go up to like 2 bars of 4G.

Well, I think the stream should be

good on the 5G one. Should be fine.

We don't have internet set up yet, and I

said to her, um, I don't need internet

because I've got my SIM cards, because I

don't want to pay for internet when I'm

already paying for SIM cards. I've got

like 4, 5 SIM cards right now.

Wages here are like, they're probably like

20,000 baht. So this place costs about

11,000 baht. So people who would

live here probably earn between 20 and

30K. If you're earning 10K or 15K, you're

not going to live here because you can't

afford it. But people like Uber drivers

and work at McDonald's probably earn maybe

15 Maybe 15K, 10 to 15K.

So they'd live in a place that would only

cost about 5 to 10K. I think this place

would be too expensive for low-income

workers. People who work here are going to

be like the middle-class Chinese people.

I haven't seen any like brown Thai people

here. Everyone here are like

nice-looking Chinese people. So I reckon

it's middle class people who work in an

office. Or maybe business owners,

maybe people who work in healthcare, who

are usually mostly Chinese. And then

you've got all the people who work as taxi

drivers, work at McDonald's, selling

coconut juice on the street. They're all

like the Thai Thai people.

There's like a very obvious class

difference here in Thailand, like in

Malaysia, same as Malaysia. All the

Chinese people who are well-off, middle

class, And then you got all the people

doing the lower-down jobs, and they were

all Malay people, like dark brown Malay

people. Same thing in Thailand.

It's very interesting how it's like that.

And I think it's like that in a lot of

Asian countries where they've got a big

Chinese population plus the native

darker-skinned people. So we

moved in on Friday, very last minute.

Originally we were going to stay in the

other place, but then she found this place

last minute, and it was such a

nightmare because we had to wait over 2

hours for the owner of the building to

arrive. People in Thailand are not very

punctual. They'll say we'll meet at this

time and then they arrive an hour later.

So we're just sitting around in the lobby

area for like 2 hours there was mosquitoes

everywhere. I killed like 5 mosquitoes

because they kept swarming around me. And

the agency guy was waiting with us too.

It was kind of awkward because he didn't

say anything to me because he didn't speak

English. I just sat there on my phone

whilst my girlfriend chatted to him. And

then the owner finally came and we had to

buy a bunch of stuff like bedsheets. We

had to buy pillows. The bed is rock hard.

I had a really bad night of sleep the

first night. Bit better tonight cuz I had

a new pillow, but the bed is so hard.

It's the worst bed I've ever slept on.

And then we had to go back and forth to

the supermarket to buy stuff cuz we kept

forgetting stuff. Had to buy all this

kitchen stuff. The kitchen is huge as

well, which is nice. Finally got a proper

counter to put stuff on. In the other

apartment, the counter There wasn't even a

counter. It was just stove and sink. And

then for a counter, you had to put stuff

on the bed or on the table, or just like

balance stuff on top of the fridge. One

time I put this jar of kimchi sauce on

top of the fridge door. I forgot I left it

there. My girlfriend didn't see it was

there. She opened the fridge door with

full force and the whole thing just flew

off, sprayed kimchi sauce all over the

floor. It was disgusting. It looked like

blood. Place stunk like

kimchi. Will girlfriend know about

YouTube soon? I don't think so, but she

keeps saying weird stuff that throws me

off. And she said, I know about you.

And I said, what? And she said nothing.

And then she was like, are you really

Daniel? I don't know. She says this weird

stuff that I put down to her just not

being great at English. And maybe I'm

misunderstanding, but then it sounds like

she's trying to let me know that she's

caught on to me. She doesn't

know. If she knew, she would have said

something. But it is weird when she says

stuff like, I have information about you.

We were lying in bed and she was like, I

have information about you. I know about

you. What does that mean?

It definitely doesn't mean what I think it

means. I definitely think it means

something else, but she's just not wording

it in the proper way. She's wording it in

a way that I interpret as being a bit

suspicious, but I don't think she intends

it to sound that way.

Maybe she's just messing with me.

We were watching the new episodes of

Breaking— not Breaking Bad, Better Call

Saul. There's a scene where— who

is it?

One of the characters says to another

character, we're doing— oh, Saul says to

one of the characters, we're doing the

Lord's work. My whole face, I felt like it

was going red because I had the subtitles

on English because they kept speaking

bloody Spanish in it, and we had the

subtitles on Thai so she could understand,

but I noticed she wasn't even watching it.

So I put it back to English and I got a

bit worried because he just said, we're

doing the Lord's work. It freaks me out.

Yeah, it's really good. I watched Better

Call Saul when it first came out with

Chihiro, and we watched all of the seasons

until there were no more seasons. But I

think a new season came out, season 6. I

kind of forgot what happened in the show,

but I just started again from season 6.

It's really good. I don't know why that

guy who looks like an ostrich is in

Mexico. Why is he being chased? I forgot

what happened, but it's very good.

Didn't think I could get back into it. It

reminds me of when me and Chihiro was

watching it. Chihiro really liked it too.

Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones. We watched

a lot of stuff together.

Yeah, cuz my last name's Lord, and then

Saul was like, we're doing the Lord's

work, and And he very— he enunciated

the Lord bit very powerfully.

As long as she doesn't say something like,

I don't know,

let's hide in the room this weekend. As

long as she doesn't say something weird

like that, I can just pretend she doesn't

know. And it would just be so awkward if

she knew and then confronted me about it.

I don't know how I'd feel or react. I hate

it when— I hate that

confrontation when they find out something

about you and they're like, Daniel, what

is this? I feel like a kid, like I'm being

told off by a teacher or parent.

Why does the on-screen chat disappear and

then suddenly flood back in all of a

sudden? It's weird.

Uh, why do I have so few viewers these

days? 100? I thought I'd get like

200. Last stream I did, I got about

200-ish. Last stream was such a nightmare.

It kept disconnecting, then I thought I

got demonetized, and then I found a way to

use different connections. This is a

random time. This should be a good time

because it's, it's still evening for the

Yeah, it's like 8 PM New York, 5 PM Las

Vegas, but it's late in Europe.

Well, I'll do— I'll try to do about 5 or 6

hours, and then I gotta make

some videos. My Pokémon video is popping

off on the second channel, and it got

amazing CPM for some reason. It got like

$5 CPM, so I made $50 for 10K views. For

some reason, it— the views started falling

off though, because it was going straight

up like this trajectory of views from

search result was like a nearly

straight-up line, and then suddenly it

bends like that and starts slowing

down. So I don't know if the algorithm

screwed me or something,

but it was annoying because I thought that

video was gonna get like 100K. Maybe it

will, it's only been a few days, but it's

definitely slowed down. I'm hoping it'll

get like 100K like my first Pokémon video.

I feel sad I have to make bloody Pokémon

videos now to survive.

I didn't even know second channel existed.

Uh, it's okay. I don't think you guys

would like it anyway. It's just stupid

trolling reviews about video games

that I haven't played. I don't like this

game. I think the graphics are rubbish. I

give it a 5 out of 10. It's just like

that. It's pure garbage, but it gets

more views than my main channel does,

which makes me very sad. I'd like it if my

main channel got views, but people lost

interest, so I now

have to resort to this game sucks and I

give it a 2 out of 10.

Well, you gotta do what you have to do to

pay the bills.

It does look really crap, actually. I've

seen a lot of people moaning about it on

Twitter, saying it's full of bugs and the

open world looks so bland. People are

going around in the open world on that

Pokémon game and it's just like completely

empty world. No details for the ground.

It's just like green compared to other

open world games. It looks absolutely

rubbish. The world just looks so blank.

It's just like they've removed any kind of

details. Just blank rocks, blank ground

surface, load of random trees. It's

probably the worst open world I've ever

seen. Yeah, they did a great

open world with Zelda. They should just

make Zelda but put put Pokémon into it and

then it would be good. The problem is

Nintendo is not making Pokémon. It's this

other company called Game Freak, and

they've got some kind of insane schedule

where they need to make 5 Pokémon games a

year, and they're probably not— they're

not being staffed enough. They don't have

enough staff. They don't have a big enough

budget, so they're having to cut corners,

I guess. Can't believe you're streaming

on YouTube. Yeah, I'm gonna do maybe— if

I've got some kind of big announcement or

update, I'll do a stream on YouTube now

and then. But I've been mostly streaming

on Twitch because it makes more money, to

be honest. I'm making like $200 a month

now on Twitch, which I think is pretty

good. You might think it's rubbish, but I

never expected I could make anything on

Twitch. Because before you couldn't really

make much just from ads. But I mean, I've

been doing these really long Cyberpunk

streams, which are way more fun for me

than just staring at my webcam. And they

make like $20 per stream and only get

about 40 or 50 viewers. So I get a third

or half the viewers I get here, but the

Twitch streams make almost as much as the

YouTube streams. And I

get to have fun while streaming. This is

kind of fun whilst I have things to talk

about, but then I run out of stuff to talk

about. I might play Cyberpunk on this

stream as well after a few hours because I

need something to do.

If you know how the YouTube game works and

you do it on the second channel, why don't

you do the same thing on the main channel?

Because as a raging narcissist

I want to get views by doing my own

original content about my life, which is

what I used to do, and that's what used to

work, but it doesn't work anymore. I don't

get any kind of enjoyment making videos

about anything else. It gets views to make

videos about video games, but I honestly

don't enjoy it as much as I used to enjoy

doing things like Oh, I cheated on my

girlfriend and then getting like 100K

views and getting loads of angry people.

That was fun. I enjoyed that. I honestly

enjoyed it so much having the spotlight

put on me, even if everyone hated me. It

was fun. I loved it. That's what I want to

make, but it doesn't really work anymore.

I need to like murder someone maybe to get

people's attention again. I need some big

YouTuber to react to me and go, oh my God,

this guy from UK murdered his girlfriend.

I can't believe it. And then get a load of

stupid idiots come over to my channel from

their channel thinking it's all real.

What led up to you being a narcissist? I

miss the old Daniel. Such a wise and

peaceful soul. I think I've always been

one. Because now I look back at it, I

remember being at the guest house and

being bored because no one came to talk to

me, finding everyone boring because no one

showed an interest in me. And then the

only people I did like were the people who

came to me and showed an interest in me.

So I think I've always been a closet

narcissist. It's just doing YouTube really

brought it out more, I guess.

Return to Japan to get views. I don't know

if that would work. I need Chihiro back to

get views again. Because even if I go back

to Japan, it's just going to be the same

as what I'm doing now. I'll get an

apartment, I'll go on some dates, I'll get

a girlfriend. I won't show the girlfriend

or the apartment because I don't want to

get doxxed again. And I don't want my

girlfriend to find out about it because it

just causes me trouble. And I like it when

things are peaceful.

It's not worth it. I had some great drama

in the beginning of this Thailand thing

with the ex-husband, and all it got was a

measly 17K views. That's not worth the

trouble. I wouldn't want to force drama to

happen just for that 17K views.

I'd rather just have boring life and then

clickbait Pokémon If

I was getting like 100K views, then sure,

I'd be more motivated to wreck stuff like

I was with Chihiro. I was so motivated to

do weird stuff and completely wreck the

marriage and destroy everything without

caring because I knew I'd get like 100K

views or 50K views or 60K views. And

that's what motivated me. The money was

there, but now I don't feel like the

money's there anymore. So I'm not going to

do it. It's a big gamble. It's like doing

OnlyFans. People say, oh, why don't you do

an OnlyFans? You might make $20 million

like Belle Delphine. But people say,

yeah, but what if I don't make $20 million

and I only make like $5K or $10K?

It's not life-changing money. And then my

nudes are on the internet forever. So it's

a big gamble. You might. Make like a

million dollars, but then you probably

won't because it takes a lot of marketing

skill to make that money. You can't just

be a cute girl, that's not enough. You

need marketing skill as well to get your

name out there. And if you fail and you

only make like $30K like I did, $30K is

nice and everything, but I've spent it all

now, haven't I? And my nudes are out there

and people send them around and try and

get me in trouble by sending it to people.

So it's always a gamble because you never

have a guarantee how many views you're

going to get on YouTube. You just have to

kind of predict based off what you usually

get, and there's,

there's no telling if something's going to

go viral or not. It's completely

luck-based. So I might destroy everyone's

life and then just get 20K views and make

like $60. It's not worth

it, is it? That's why— I guess that's why

most people don't do what I do, because

it's just silly. Do I still

have a lot of people subbed to my

OnlyFans? I only have about 50 now.

Surprised they subbed again for this

month. Maybe they expect some new stuff

coming out soon,

but I don't really have any plans to make

new stuff because my Twitch— my plan now

is to replace OnlyFans with Twitch and

become a hardcore gaming streamer,

which is working out pretty well. It's

just frustrating because I feel like I'm

addicted to streaming now. And every

time my girlfriend has a day off, I feel

annoyed because I can't stream. She took 4

days off last week. She had 2 days off the

weekend, and then she had another 2 days

off because she was sick. So I only had

Monday and Friday to stream. I could only

stream 2 days out of the entire week,

and it was so boring because I can't do

anything while she's around. All I can do

is play the game. And check my stocks.

Looks like you've been crying. No, I just

woke up. And when I wake up, my face looks

a bit, bit puffy. My eyes look kind of

half open when I'm sleepy, I guess.

Her cough thing's getting worse for some

reason. She went to the doctor, they gave

her medicine and it made it a bit better,

but then it made her whole body break out

in like a rash. So she stopped taking the

medicine and then she's coughing again

now. She wakes up at like 6 AM, leaves the

bedroom because she doesn't want to wake

me up. She goes and sleeps on the sofa.

Because she keeps coughing. She's been

coughing ever since I met her for like a

month now. It's kind of annoying.

There's nothing worse dating someone who's

sick all the time.

Glad you seem happier these days than back

in England. Yeah, it's more— I

feel like life is more interesting now,

but life usually is more interesting when

you have a girlfriend.

It becomes more varied because you get to

do stuff you don't usually do, like moving

apartments, moving into new apartments

together, going on dates, meeting people

she knows. Her sister came back from Japan

this week, so we met her. She brought us

some gifts.

Her sister keeps asking me very specific

questions like, what's your plan after you

leave Thailand? Which country do you want

to go to? What dates do you want to go

there? I don't know. I haven't really

thought about it yet. It still feels like

it's a while away until I have to decide

what to do. Although really it's not.

I've only got about 6 weeks now. It's the

21st of November. November's nearly

So I've got like 10 days left in November,

all of December, and then just a week in

January, and then I have to leave. I can't

believe it's, it's been almost half

Halfway there. Actually over halfway, I

I'm not sure what I'm gonna do. Thinking

of— sounds like Thai girlfriend wants to

come with me to Japan and then we come

back to Thailand together and then I get a

visa waiver. Hopefully they let me back in

like that. I don't know if I want to do

that. What if I just want to stay in Japan

for like 6 months? That's not going to

work, is it? Because she'll be like, so

we're just going to be apart for 6 months?

Are you coming back to Thailand? And I'm

not sure because I'm just saying, I don't

know, maybe,

maybe I could take it. I don't want to

take it to Japan because then she's going

to expect me to speak Japanese in front of

her. Her sister did it too. She opened

Google Translate and she said she was

using Google Translate and then she asked

me to say something in Japanese. I just

said, I don't know what to say. I hate it

when people ask me to speak Japanese.

That's why I never tell people I can speak

it. It just feels pointless because they

don't know what I'm gonna say. So, and

then I don't feel confident in my

pronunciation when I'm speaking to a

non-Japanese person.

Konnichiwa. And then I feel like I'm

pressured into actually pronouncing it

well. Maybe I'll

take her to— what about Korea?

Korea is so miserable though. I hate

Korea. All these disgusting

old men doing this sound all the time,

then annoying old women elbowing you in

the back. People in Korea are so rude.

They just spit all over the place. They

chew horribly. They keep tutting like,

they sound like that all the time. Stupid

ajummas just push you out the way instead

of saying excuse me. They sit on the train

with their phones going, oh, oh,

oh my God, I hate Korea.

It's just the way they sound, like the

mannerisms are so irritating.

All the tutting, like the annoying

gestures they make really pisses

me off. Why are they so angry all the

time? I don't get it.

Don't get me started because she's

watching K-drama nonstop and it just

pissed me off so much. They're so

whiny.

It's like, oh, shut the

fuck up. Oh my God.

Ah, if I should listen to another bloody

K-drama, I'm gonna nut myself.

Why do they speak in like so whiny?

You look tired. I just woke up half an

hour ago, maybe an hour ago.

Take me a few hours to wake up fully.

Koreans are like that. I know we stayed at

a hotel and there was a group of Korean

men. And they just sounded like they're

about to fight all the time. The way the

intonation is, they sound like they're so

ready to have a fight.

I do not like going to Korea, but it's

cheap and it looks modern. It's just

I don't like the culture. Japan is nice.

Everyone's all sweet and like They

don't spit everywhere. They don't tut each

other. Ah, Japan's just nice.

Thailand's nice too, actually. Thai people

are very well mannered. I noticed they do

the whole like hand together and bowing

stuff all the time. They don't tut and

spit. They're very hygienic in Thailand,

I feel. And I haven't seen a single person

spit here. It's great. I think people here

are very sophisticated and hygiene

conscious.

Yeah, I like, I like the Thai people. I

haven't got a problem with the Thai

people,

and the Thai language sounds fine. I

haven't got a problem with the Thai

language. Although they do say the word

car a lot. It's like car, car, car, car,

car. It sounds like a crow sometimes.

I like the Thai language. It doesn't sound

angry. I don't like languages that sound

angry. It just pisses me off. Why can't

they just speak nicely? I don't like

angry-sounding languages.

I haven't had a haircut since I, since I

got here, so it's getting long. I got some

scissors. Maybe I'll do some hair cutting.

I get some idiots in the comments saying,

oh, Daniel's a psycho, who the hell sits

there snipping bits of his hair off? Um,

someone who needs to cut his hair maybe

and wants to do it carefully.

I don't know why people think it's so

weird that I cut my own hair. I've been

cutting my hair since I was 18. Can you

imagine how much money I've saved by

cutting my hair? Probably saved thousands.

Yeah, car is It's like,

I guess it's like hi in Japanese, but they

also have chai and also dai. Sounds funny.

Dai and chai means yes. So if they're on

the phone, they're saying yes, yes. Okay.

They'll say chai chai all the time or dai

dai dai. And men will say crab instead

of car.

So when you hear men speak, they're just

saying crab all the time. Crab, crab,

crab. It sounds funny.

You don't do that bad of a job. Yeah, I

think I'm not bad. It does take me a long

time because first, you know, you got the

bulk, so I got to cut all the bulk off,

shear it off, and then I got to do the

refining so, um, things are level and kind

of balanced and Not,

not unbalanced and messy. I need to get

another mirror for the back of my head.

My hair looks so different since I first

came here though, because when I first

came here I had like the Korean hairstyle

with the fringe. Now it's going into like

side parting territory.

Hair in the back looks weird. Well, it

looks weird now because I just woke up,

my head was on the pillow.

Are we ever gonna see a pic of your

girlfriend? No, but I might just do like a

pixelated pic, maybe do a face reveal. Do

you remember when I face revealed Chihiro?

We did a livestream, we got like 1,000

viewers. That was amazing. That was like

the first livestream I did where I got

like 1,000 viewers. Everyone was so hyped

up for the face reveal. We were sitting on

the bed. Remember, I did it on my phone,

just held the phone in front and we were

doing Q&A.

That stream's still up. It's funny to

watch. I can't believe that's 5 years ago.

Oh my God. 2017, November. I think

it was October, November, December. It's

now November, so it's actually 5 years

ago. Such a long time ago.

Feels like yesterday sometimes.

5-year anniversary. Maybe I'll do another

video with Chihiro's face. I don't think

Chihiro minds if I use her face for some

clickbait. It's been 5 years since I met

my ex-wife. I remember the day, our first

date, very clearly. We went to karaoke and

I touched her neck.

We kissed goodbye and

met the next week. We'll just do like

another How I Met My Ex-Wife video. Maybe

we'll get views. Tomoko hates you. How do

you know? Me and Tomoko have been chatting

on Twitter. I think she wants me.

She's obsessed with going overseas to see

Red Hot Chili Peppers. I don't know why

she likes that band so much. She likes

Guns N' Roses and Red Hot Chili Peppers,

like '90s and '80s grunge bands. It's

funny. I think

I need to poop in a minute because I had

coffee.

Watch— I recently watched the archive

video of you and Chira at USJ. Why did you

watch the archive one? It's on my channel

still. Yeah, the theme of the video was I

was gonna be a bored, annoying, bratty

person and she's gonna be

all upset. That was the angle I was going

for. But I was actually bored. I don't

like theme parks because I don't like

riding anything. I don't like getting

wet, so I don't want to go on water rides.

I don't like getting dizzy, so I don't go

on anything that spins. I don't like

heights, so I don't like roller coasters.

So it doesn't really leave us much to do.

We just went in the haunted house thing.

She wanted to go on the Harry Potter ride.

There was like this big Hogwarts, and

inside there was a roller coaster. I just

like eating the food and then going into

like a haunted house, maybe.

Am I needing cereal less? No, we did it

last night. It is hard to do

now because I don't know, my belly is

getting bigger and I had a whole pizza,

deep dish sausage and mushroom pizza. It

was so good. But then my stomach was

stuffed, but I still wanted to do it. But

I was getting cramps because my stomach

was so full of food. Wait, I need to poop.

I've got to be careful when I get up

because I'm not wearing trousers. I nearly

forgot and just stood up in front of the

camera. Okay, I feel a bit more awake

now. I just need some liquid. Did I see

Ice Poseidon boxing performance? Yeah,

he, he got destroyed. I'm so surprised

I mean, it's Ice Poseidon, so you can't

really expect him to actually succeed at

anything or be good. But he,

he really seemed like he was gonna do well

because he did all the training and his

working out and his body was looking

pretty muscular and he was taking it

really seriously. But he— I don't think he

even got any punches in on the other guy.

The other guy was much bigger and just

smashed his nose, and then his face was

covered in blood. I saw a few clips of the

fight, and every

time Ice was trying to— he never tried to

block the punches. The other guy was

swinging for his face. Instead of like

blocking the punches, he kept moving his

head up like that. So he got hit in the

jaw instead of the face. It was weird.

It's like he was trying to dodge

backwards, but he couldn't move back far

Brandon Buckingham, he, he just looks a

lot wider, his torso. Ice is pretty

skinny. He's pretty lanky and lean.

But I think that Brandon guy does MMA as

well, so he's got fighting experience.

Kiwi Farms claims it has your apartment

already. Let me check.

There's no way. I've only showed this

white wall.

Yeah, you're probably talking about the

post that's like a month old.

They're just salty because they didn't

manage to dox my other apartment before I

moved out of it. Yeah, that's just the old

post from October.

The hell? How have I lost like 60 viewers?

I had 130. How many do I have?

90? Oh my God,

people not interested in sticking around.

Why not?

Yeah, The Farms made a post about me in

2018, I think. They called me a

man's rights activist cuck for some reason

and weeaboo incel,

which I don't agree with.

Why are they so obsessed with doxxing on

that website?

It's like it turns them on.

It's not that exciting, is it, finding out

where someone lives? How are you an MRA?

I don't know, because I— maybe because I

say stuff like, oh, it's not fair,

men have it hard and women can just get

sex easy. I had one on, um,

what's it called, Pretty Ugly Little Liars

as well. What happened to that website? I

had about 100 posts, 100 pages on my

There was a lolcow about me as well. I

don't know what happened to that.

Edgy, weeaboo, happa, MRA, comic artist,

cuck is the description. None of those are

true though. Number one, I'm not edgy.

Number two, I'm not a weeaboo because I

don't watch anime since I haven't watched

anime since 2013,

probably 2012.

I guess I am a happa. I'm not

MRA. I'm not a comic artist. I just draw

doodles now and then. And how am I a cuck?

I don't get cucked. I cuck other men by

sleeping with their wives.

I mean, I stole this Thai girlfriend from

that Thai guy. I slept with a Japanese

married woman.

I slept with this married Hong Kong woman

too, so I cucked her husband. I am the

cucker, not the cucky.

See if my stream's still monetized. The

thing I like about Twitch is you don't

have to worry about monetization. There's

no yellow dollar sign, green dollar sign.

I got really stressed out last stream, so

I kept getting disconnected and then I got

demonetized. On Twitch,

there's no thumbnails to worry about. I

don't have to worry about demonetization.

It's much nicer.

The Australian guy, how did he cuck me?

He cucked her ex-husband, not me, because

she stopped seeing him after she met me.

So if anything, I cucked him because he

was trying to get more you-know-what from

Chihiro in December, November, when me and

Chihiro were dating. He kept messaging

Chihiro saying stuff like, is your

pussy wet? When can we fuck?

He would say stuff like Is your cunt

ready? That Australian guy was disgusting

the way he spoke. I was shocked. I would

never send a message to a girl saying

stuff like, is your cunt ready for me? Is

your cunt wet? It's just— it's not even

sexy. It's just gross. It's not even

arousing to speak like that. It's just

like— it's like calling

the girl you want to do it with stupid.

It's too stupid. Cunt wet, you dumb bitch.

It's like that. It's just disgusting talk.

Just kind of tells you what kind of person

he is. I told Chihiro,

you know, this is like really disgusting

way to talk to women. She was like, oh, I

don't know, I thought it's just

like sex thing. And I said, no, this is

not sex thing, this is just Weird.

I'm too prude, maybe. I don't really do

sex talk because I think sex talk and

sexting is weird. I don't get anything out

of it.

Yeah, I was really angry at those texts,

texting my girlfriend stuff like, is your

cunt wet? Bet I'm gonna get demonetized

now. I should have said C-U-N-T.

And then she had to reject him. She showed

me the messages telling him to stop

sending stuff because she's got a

I accidentally said to a girl once, see

you next time, without realizing that

spells out cunt. I don't think she

I don't

know what to talk about now. What was

this Q&A thing?

Wait, I wanna link my stream.

I tend not to do, uh, sex talk with girls.

Sometimes people ask me, I mean,

sometimes when I chat to girls, they try

to do dirty talk with me and I'm so bad at

it. I think that German girl said to me,

I'm really bad at talking dirty because

it's weird. I don't want to verbally

describe what I'm doing or

what I want to do. I just want to do it.

I don't want to explain what I'm doing.

Where is it? Start a Q&A.

Say something. What does that mean?

I don't understand what this start Q&A

thing is. Can you see it?

Do I ask the questions? I thought you guys

have to ask questions.

I feel like people don't really do Q&As

these days. I did a few back in the day

when I felt like people cared. Can you

imagine me doing a Q&A now? Hey guys, ask

me anything!

As if I care.

A Q&A is like something you do in the

early days when your channel blew up the

first time.

Whose English is better, your ex-wife or

your girlfriend? Definitely Chihiro.

Chihiro's a lot better. My girlfriend's

English is just not great. If I say

anything that has more than 6 words in a

sentence, she doesn't understand.

Very difficult communicating.

And then she keeps complaining that I

don't talk.

Like, we'll be in the car and I don't

really talk much in cars because it makes

me feel sleepy. So she'll say, why don't

you talk? Are you happy? She keeps asking

me if I'm unhappy because I'm not talking.

But when I try to talk, she doesn't

understand what I say. So I just— I can't

be bothered because I don't really have

anything important to say.

And anything that's kind of complicated

that I might want to say, you're not going

to understand anyway. So what's the point?

So I just sit there most of the time not

saying anything. I just say,

I just don't really have anything to say.

I also have to speak really slowly so I

can't, I can't link words together. I've

got to have like a brief pause between

every word. So I have to speak like

this all the time. So annoying.

You got old. Yeah. 5 years has passed.

I mean, everyone's gotten old since 5

years ago. Unless you're 20 and then

you're now 25. You're still young, I

guess. Yeah, well, wait another 5 years

and then you won't be laughing. You'll

also be in your 30s.

According to my analytics, most my viewers

are between 20 and 25 and 25

and 30.

So if 5 years has passed, I guess most of

you are late 20s or 30-something, or maybe

mid-20s at Most at youngest.

I'm 33 now.

Pretty old. I'm older than every YouTuber

I watch.

Even— I think I'm the same age as

PewDiePie. PewDiePie is also 1989.

I remember when you turned 30. What was I

doing when I turned 30? I think my dad

died. Oh yeah,

my dad died when I was 29, and then the

next month was my birthday and I was 30.

Elvis the alien was right about you. What

do you mean? In what way?

What do I think of Tokyo Ghostwire? Is

that that weird game where you fight

ghosts using weird hand gestures? Looks

strange. Elvis Alien's channel is dead.

Really? Last I saw, he was doing pretty

well with his movie reviews.

How does he not get in trouble with

copyright? I'd be so scared if I was him,

putting all these movie clips.

It's not dead. He gets like half a million

views a lot of the time.

His whole channel is just movies now.

Halo Show. Fantastic Beasts,

Batman Forever,

Harry Potter movies. 2 hours? Jesus, he

made a 2-hour video about Harry Potter.

I don't know how people make such long

videos. Did you see Pyrocynical made a

9-hour video about Far Cry?

And it's an actual 9-hour video. It's not

just like livestream gameplay of him

playing the game. It's actually 9 hours of

properly scripted and edited video of him

giving commentary on the Far Cry series.

It's insane. How can you have so much to

say about a stupid video game? What a

loser. Far Cry is like the dumbest,

brain— most brain-dead, stupid shooting

game ever. It's got no depth. How can you

make a 9-hour commentating video about

Such a dumb video franchise. Video game

franchise. I hate

Far Cry. It's so bland and boring and not

up to my standards. The entire premise of

the game is extremely lacking in luster.

None of the characters are recognizable or

memorable. Can you even remember the Far

Cry characters? All I know is Gus Fring is

one of the bad guys in one of them. From

Breaking Bad. Congrats on the new

apartment. Thanks, it's very nice.

It's nice to have multiple rooms.

Finally, I've got a bedroom, a living

room, a kitchen. It's not all in one room.

I hate apartments where it's just one

room, you got a bed, and then the

kitchen's in the hallway, and you don't

even have a living room because you just

sit on the bed. This feels like a proper

I want to play the new Warhammer 40K

Darktide. It's like Vermintide, but it's

in the 40K universe. I might stream that

on Twitch when I think it is out. You can

play the early access beta. But I'm still

playing Cyberpunk. That game's really

good. I finished it. I finished one of the

endings. It's really miserable. My main

character signed her soul over

to the corporation and then they— I think

they just killed her body, but they put

her soul into this cyber network.

The other option is you don't sign the

contract, they send you back to Earth,

and then you only have 6 months to live.

And then one of the other endings is you

give control of your body to Johnny,

Keanu Reeves, but then your character

dies, but your body lives on with Johnny

controlling it. So it seems like every

single ending results in you dying.

So there's no good endings where your

character lives, which is frustrating.

But I want to get a different ending, so

I've been doing the side quests and trying

to unlock and get different weapons and

abilities. The game's really fun. I like

it. I like how detailed it is and

where you can just drive around the city

and have some random fights.

So I think I'll do maybe 2 more streams of

it, then I'm— I think I'll be done with

the game.

And then I'll play— maybe I'll play that

Darktide. I need a game that I can just

sink hundreds of hours into,

because that's like the trick of doing

Twitch is I need to stream for between 6

to 10 hours to get good money on Twitch.

If you just do a 2-hour stream, you don't

make much compared to a 10-hour stream.

So it incentivizes you to just have the

stream on as long as possible. I'd like

to just leave it on permanently. 24-hour

stream. Leave it on when I go to bed.

Come back on in the morning. Can't do that

because I got a girlfriend now. I should

have done that on— I should have done it

when I was at home in England.

No one told me to try streaming on Twitch.

I didn't think the money would be good on

Twitch. Yeah, I make more money

on Twitch, but I get less viewers on

Twitch, so I actually make less money.

But relatively, if I had the same viewers

on Twitch, I would make more money than

YouTube. Actually, my second channel makes

more money than the main channel now. The

main channel is so dead. People are just

not interested in my new girlfriend stuff.

Maybe I'll go back to ex-girl— I mean,

ex-wife stuff.

My new video only got 5K views. What the

Oh, it says 6.9K.

Oh no, it says 5.6K views. Why I cannot

tell my girlfriend about my YouTube

channel. I don't

know what to do for content. What should I

do? People not interested in the new

girlfriend.

Chihiro felt like a character in your

channel. Yeah, but she had to be on the

channel. She had to actually interact with

the viewers and had to show her face. But

that means people can contact her. Can you

imagine what would happen if I let people

contact my girlfriend? They'd find out who

she is. They might find her social media,

or she might want people to know her

social media because she wants followers.

She might think Oh, Daniel's got viewers

and followers. I want to promote my

Instagram without realizing that I got a

bunch of weirdos who follow me as well.

And then they're going to send her weird

stuff like, did you know Daniel said this?

Did you know Daniel does OnlyFans?

So if I let people contact her, the

relationship's pretty much over because

it'll just ruin it.

Maybe I can make some videos about life in

Thailand. I just don't have anything

insightful or funny to say. Like with the

Why I Hate Living in Japan video, I was

pretty funny with my delivery because I

was kind of into the idea of being a

comedian. Now I'm not interested in it.

That video was pretty funny. I like the

way I whisper into the mic,

and some of my delivery was quite good

comedically with the bacon rant.

Japanese people don't like bacon.

I can't do that anymore. Just not really

into it. There's nothing funny

I can think of about Thai people. And I

don't want to say anything bad that could

get me in trouble.

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