IRL Stream in Bangkok at night [3Uuhcre1CI8]

Give me

a second.

Okay, testing.

It's getting dark now.

Wow, look at it now. It's really pretty. Wait, let me take a picture.

Maybe over here.

Wow, it looks really nice.

Do you like my picture?

Can you hear me?

There's so many people now.

There's way more people now than 30 minutes ago.

Wow, look at it now.

Good

picture.

I lost my confidence. It's also kind of fiddly holding the Flip Z

compared to holding the GoPro. Wow, it looks so lit up.

Okay, I think I'm done taking pictures.

Everyone's taking selfies. Look at all the people.

Everyone's taking selfies. No one's taking pictures of the scenery. They're so narcissistic. All they care about is taking their own face to put on Instagram. So sad. Look at this beauty. Oh my God.

Uh, it just looks so nice. I want to take more pictures.

Okay, I think I'm done taking pictures. Let's go, I need to go home before she gets home. The race is on.

And then it suddenly got very dark, and that's the crescent moon.

Now I've got to walk home for an hour in the dark.

I don't think the connection's very stable.

There's so many, there's so many cute girls everywhere.

So many cute girls everywhere taking pictures.

Not a single fat girl either. It's impressive.

How do I get out of this park?

Why are there so many more girls than guys? I think the girls are here for selfies mostly.

Feels like you're stalking this girl. Do you like her?

How do I get out of the park?

Please sit.

Thank you.

Maybe that way.

Oh my God, I'm so far away from my apartment. Why did I walk so much? Yeah, I can go this way. I think this goes back out to the street.

I walked for like 5 hours. Oh my God. Do you mean I have to walk 5 hours back?

So, oh,

maybe I'll just take a taxi.

Get a Grab taxi. What's that?

I think I have to walk straight and then turn left and then zigzag back to Victory Monument.

This reminds me of the late night Japan streams when I lived in the guest house before I moved in with Chihiro, and I was like, guys, the guest house is so boring, no one talks to me. There's only one English-speaking guy. His name is James.

I met this woman on Tinder. She's called Chihiro.

Japan stream.

People would believe that I'm in Japan if I said I was, wouldn't they? People believe anything.

I think we have to walk like 5 miles back to the apartment. I don't know why this stupid LiveU battery died when it's plugged into a battery bank and the battery bank still has half charge left, but when I press power it doesn't charge the LiveU anymore.

What a load of rubbish.

I want to get a selfie stick.

I don't know why people always think Thailand is like full of ladyboys. The girls here are cute. Said that a bit loud. They don't look like what I imagine Thai girls to look like. They just look like Chinese girls—

slim, small, fair skin,

very sweaty.

But not smelly.

You said you're not into Thai girls? Because whenever I saw other Thai girls, they always looked like, you know, Thai girls. I didn't think there were so many Chinese Thai girls.

There were, um, 8 Thai girls at the guest house. One time, and none of them were pretty.

Why are these people walking on the wrong side of the walkway? And guess what? I'm the one who has to move out of the way.

It feels weird holding this phone like this.

I think I accidentally cover up the microphone if I grip it. I could hold it like this,

but I don't know if you can hear me.

Oh yeah, you can hear me.

So lovely.

Maybe streaming from my phone is better. I don't have to have all the cables coming out my bag, my backpack, and then it should be easier to keep the battery topped up.

And also I should be able to run and it doesn't do that weird glitching thing.

How you can put up with the accent? It's so annoying. I think it's kind of cute. It's like, imagine if a cat could speak a language. That's what it would sound like.

I don't like the Steam Deck because it's too big for my backpack. How do I get out of this place?

Directions. Oh my God, 1 hour!

Oh wow,

there's like GPS for walking,

like as if you're in a car. You know when you do GPS for driving? You press start and it points you which way to go. You can do that for walking as well.

Look at this, that's pretty cool.

You didn't know that? No, I always just put directions and then I would just follow the dotted line. I didn't know you could press start and then there's even, um, voice prompts. It says turn left in 20 meters.

So I— when do I turn left?

Wow, I'm in the streets of Bangkok.

It says I got to walk 5.2 kilometers.

If I was going 50 kilometers per per hour, I could reach there in 10 minutes.

Got to keep up the pace.

We're going this way,

this way.

I still didn't get a drink. So thirsty.

Bit worried about blindly trusting this direction thing. What if it sends me in the wrong way?

Chai, chai,

chai, chai,

chai means

I see you, I think.

Wow, it's so dark.

My arm's hurting from holding it like that.

Says in 200 meters turn right.

Let me check where it's taking me.

Ah,

oh my God, it's 5 km.

Oh, this is a warehouse. It is a warehouse

that I was pointing at earlier.

Oh my God,

I need to get a drink.

Can you see yourself staying in Thailand long term?

Uh, maybe.

I don't know, I don't really see myself staying anywhere long term. Maybe 1 year max. After nearly 2 years in Japan, I was so fed up. I just really missed England. And then 2 years back home in England, I was so fed up. I really missed Japan.

Oh, these abandoned warehouses,

so creepy.

You never miss Korea? Yeah, Korea has never really been special for me.

Go inside the warehouse. You might not be allowed to.

There was a security guy standing at one of them.

Okay, now it says we got to turn right out of park,

but the gates are shut.

Hi, uh, I want to go that way.

That way? Yeah.

Okay, okay, thank you.

Why can't I go that way?

The GPS said to go that way.

Why won't he let me go the way I want to go?

Oh, my iPhone's draining. Damn 5G.

What are you gonna scheme with your Thai girlfriend? Friend for the Thai drama. There's no scheming. It's not fake.

Why don't you believe me?

I would never fake stuff.

How do I get out of this damn park? I nearly got out of the park and then he told me to go back in.

I'm pretty sure he meant follow the path. He was like making this winding motion to follow out. Maybe the path follows— you follow the path out to the exit.

I'm thirsty. I want a drink. I want to go home.

How do I get out of this damn park?

Oh my God.

Oh, it's taking me in the other direction. I need to be going That way, but there's fences going all the way around the park.

Well, maybe this way.

Lost in a park, can't get out.

I need to be going In that direction, not this direction.

Maybe I can get out here.

Oh, it's just fenced off everywhere.

Where's that Tim guy that told me to come here? How do I get out?

Uh, times like this I wish I had a Hearthstone Like in WoW, you just teleport back to your home. Oh, that would be so good.

Sometimes I have dreams where I'm in danger and I, I have a Hearthstone and I just teleport back,

but it takes 10 seconds to charge up, and then during the 10 seconds I get interrupted.

I want to go home.

Yeah, maybe I'll just get the train.

I'm walking south. I need to be walking north, but the north gate security guards told me to go back the other way for some reason.

So I'm gonna have to get out the park and then do a U-turn

to go back up where I walked down.

I'm gonna have to get my battery bank out. Hold on.

I found a fountain!

I found a drinking fountain. Is it safe to drink this?

Nothing comes out of it.

What?

Nothing comes out.

I don't think it works.

Oh, I need water.

It's all dry, like no one uses it, cuz it doesn't work.

I can't get out the damn place, it's all fenced off.

That

might look so good.

Oh yeah.

I shouldn't have listened to that security guy.

Oh, my hoodie is falling down.

This

would be so nice to walk around in if I didn't have to walk 5 kilometers home and I had some drinks.

Why do the women here look so damn good?

God damn it, focus! We need to get home.

Oh, what's this? It looks like an exit. It? I think it's an exit.

Why are the exits— oh, it's open. Oh, thank God.

Oh damn, did you see her? Whoa, did you see that blonde girl? She had thighs like Zeus.

Okay, now we have to walk all the way back down this way.

Yeah, we have to walk all the way back down here. Imagine I walked past those security guys and I was like, but you guys told me to walk this way.

Look, now we have to walk all the way back up from where I came from.

Hey

yo.

I don't want to get a taxi. That means I end up spending

£10

when I'm supposed to be making money doing a stream, not losing money.

When are we home? Maybe in an hour.

I think I'll stick to streaming in my closet, a lot easier.

God, IRL is so hard.

It's so hard,

so tired.

I really hope this road is like a proper pedestrian road, not some kind of motorway.

Maybe I can jump into a taxi in the traffic jam.

There's no people behind me.

My arm hurts holding it out like this. Maybe I just hold it like this for a bit.

Let me rest my arm.

Oh,

my legs are really starting to hurt now, the soles of my feet.

My toes.

We need some good marching music.

That actually makes you walk faster. You want to go to the— go— you want to go with the beat.

Oh

no, am I gonna have to walk through the slum area? Because I'm not on the sky bridge anymore. How do I get back up to the sky bridge?

Exploring Bangkok slum in the middle of the night.

Oh my God, I'm back at that exit where they told me to go back the other way.

Jesus,

I have to go in a straight line.

I'll wave at the security guard, say hi, I'm back.

Oh look, police.

It's the police.

Where is the sky bridge?

Well, at least the internet is quite good. See, I don't need the live view. I'm just using one SIM card now and it's fine. Oh my God, is that the exit? Oh no, it's not. I thought that's the exit I just walked back from.

Oh, the Skybridge is up there.

Should I go back up the Skybridge?

At least it's not raining.

Oh my God,

how do we get back?

Should we go back up the skybridge?

I think yes.

Imagine the Skybridge is closed.

Wow, did you see the size

of that dog? Oh my God, oh my God.

Cute girl, 6

o'clock.

Look at the streets of Bangkok.

I would give them 1,000 baht to give me a sip of

water. Come

on, we just walk back the way we came and it'll be fine.

Oh, my face is salty.

What is Daniel trying to find? Trying to get back home.

I accidentally walked

5 kilometers. Now I've got to walk 5 kilometers back. Uh, it's like an hour walking.

I don't want to use a taxi because then I'll lose money from doing this stream.

The first 5 months.

I'm American. It's good for your beer gut. Do you think a lot of walking would make my belly a bit flatter. I want to get my flat belly back.

If I can find a 7-Eleven, I'll be safe.

They have drinks over here actually, but it's like, uh, like a cafe and they're playing music, so I've got to walk fast.

Skateboarding.

This is a pretty nice place for skateboarding actually. You got smooth surface, you got these ramps.

What is ramp?

Oh, it smells like Korean barbecue.

Oh, it smells good. Maybe I'll get a McDonald's.

I burned so many calories today, probably burned like 800 calories. My muscles need protein.

So we go back over the Sky Bridge. Uh, turn right, then go north along Lumpini Park.

What time is it? It's 7 o'clock. I got 3 hours before GF comes home. Uh, this gives me déjà vu, days when I go to Tobitsushinchi and then sneak back home before Chihiro got back. And I had to wash my dick cuz it would smell like condom. I heard that girls can smell the condom on the guy's

dick if he used one earlier.

I heard the girls can smell

So I had to have a quick shower, wash the smell off. They also give you a lollipop at Tobitsushinchi, so I'd always suck on the lollipop on the way back. But you had to be careful to get rid of the wrapper because you never know, people might recognize the wrapper.

It's like going to the dentist. They used to give you a sticker and a lollipop.

At Tompita Shinchi, they give you green tea and,

and they give you a lollipop and a sticker and some snacks

and a you-know-what.

Get your life in order, you're over 30. Yeah, and I'm traveling the world, got a girlfriend,

living life at my own pace. Seems pretty well together to me.

I'm not 36, I'm 33 actually.

I'm really getting Japan vibes.

Kind of looks and feels like Japan at night— at nighttime.

What shares should I invest in? I recommend gold because when the US dollar crashes, and it will,

people are going to come back into gold. I mean, all the other currencies have crashed, so where's the store of value anymore. It's not in crypto. Look at crypto, terrible store of value.

Oh wow, look at Bangkok, the streets of Bangkok.

Wow, it's like Mario Kart.

Okay, now which way do I go?

Um, I'm at Lumpini Park.

I go down this way, then I need to go along that road actually, but it's pretty busy

and noisy.

Yeah, go this way and then north. I can get a tuk-tuk maybe.

No, it's too scary.

I mean, I can't ask him in the middle of traffic if he can take me somewhere.

That'd be weird. This is the right direction, yeah.

Let me know if you see a 7, 11.

7-Eleven, where are you? Oh, Starbucks.

Go in Starbucks, maybe get a coffee. Is it even open? Closes at 8 PM. It's 7 PM, but it looks empty.

Uh, let's keep going.

Guy was just about to walk into me. No awareness.

There's some fancy

kind of bars here.

We're all good.

Oh, it smells like steak.

This is a classy part of Bangkok.

Um,

what happened to the footpath?

There's no shops anywhere. Oh yeah.

The taxi is taunting me. Oh, there's footprints in the cement. Good, good construction work.

Get a soft drink. I wish. There's no shops,

just traffic.

Run, run, run, run! Streets of Bangkok,

I am walking in it now. No, I'm walking

Faster than

expected.

The Kingdom of the Netherlands.

Maybe Mila's here.

Nice.

Okay, wow, even smells like Mila.

Can taste it in the air.

Mila was my ex-girlfriend. She cheated on me with my best friend.

Someone on a Segway.

That's those guys again,

the 2 white guys in the tuk-tuk. They're not getting very very far.

It's just a lot of hotels here.

Can you speak any Thai? I know farang and I know sawadee and I know mai mee. It means I don't have—

I need a selfie stick.

Maybe I'll put the phone on my bag for a bit to rest my arm.

Or maybe I'll just hold it like this. Oh my God, I need a drink.

Coca-Cola, 7-Up, or maybe a cold root beer.

A nice frosty root beer

or strawberry Fanta. Oh, pineapple, pineapple mango smoothie. I'll spend all my money for a nice pineapple mango smoothie.

I think they are going somewhere good.

Oh, gonna collapse.

I think there's shops around here. It's getting more

civilized. Okay, so I think I turn left here.

Yeah, well, I could go up into the, the walkway, but then there's going to be a lot of people up there walking. If I stay down here, it's noisy with the traffic, but there's less pedestrians.

It's called smart thinking.

I wonder if I look weird holding my phone up like this.

Or like take too much, like—

yeah, it's like I'm holding out a wad of cash.

For people to snatch.

I think she sells drinks.

I mean, I could have bought one there,

only 20 baht, but what if it's weird juice?

What drink should I

get? Where are those guys? Just walking straight Not even looking where they're walking. He would have walked right into me if I wasn't looking. He would have just barged right into me.

There's no vending machines anywhere.

None.

Starbucks. Maybe I'll go Starbucks. I'm desperate.

Actually,

maybe I'll keep walking.

That place just looked kind of weird.

I felt like I was gonna get told off. That man was standing by the door.

Why is there no 7-Eleven?

I'm at Apple Central World.

Wow, that guy had 2 phones on a selfie stick. I need that.

7-Eleven! I found a 7-Eleven.

Okay, I'm gonna strap you guys in.

Strapping you into the shoulder mount whilst I get me a drink. See, finally.

What a very big bunny thing on the bike. I love these kinds of bunnies. You know what?

Yeah, I have to— some— excuse me.

People are so unaware.

Oh my God, drink please! I need a drink.

What should I get? What should I get? I could get a massive bottle of orange juice. Damn, look at that! Maybe I'll get a beer root.

Oh, choco milk. Where are the drinks? These are just tiny drinks.

Is this it for the drinks?

Drinks. 25p for a drink. No, it's like, uh, 14 baht is— yeah, it's like 25p. Wow, that is cheap. I've got 40 baht.

Maybe I'll get orange.

Orange Fanta. Oh, it's so cold in here. Is this orange? Miranda. What is Miranda? Oh, this is good.

Strawberry. Isn't that what I got before? It tastes pretty good.

I think I'm just gonna get the same because it was pretty good.

19 baht, so they give me 1 baht change.

Okay, maybe a vitamin jelly. It's 10 baht, B and A. Is vitamin B and A good, or should I get multivitamin? This one's got Multivitamins. I'll get this.

Come

on.

Hello.

Thank

you.

Hehehe.

Ah, so nice.

Can't people watch where they're going? Staring at their bloody phones.

How many times have people nearly bumped into me? Like 5 times.

Oh, I'm back here.

I'm back at the, the shrine thing.

Do you want to see it again?

Okay, finished my drink. I'm full in— full of sugar.

Wow, look at streets of Bangkok. Caught. Excuse me.

Now we just walk in a straight line and then we're home. Home.

He looks weird outside his room. Yeah, look, I'm interacting and existing in the world just like you.

I spent— I think I spent

65 baht on drinks tonight, just on chocolate milk, banana milk, 2 bottles of strawberry Fanta, and a multivitamin jelly.

Wow, Bangkok's actually pretty nice at night. You come out to Bangkok in the evening, it's pretty nice.

You don't have the unbearable sun ruining everything. It's nice to walk around at night, actually.

You're starting to like it there? Yeah, it's not bad. Just don't come out during the day. It's like an ugly girlfriend. Friend. She looks hot at night with the curtains closed.

What was that? Why did he jump?

You can get a thumbnail.

The streets of Bangkok.

There, that'll be a good thumbnail.

Never seen you move so much. Yeah, I think all that sugar did something to my brain. I feel good. I feel alive.

Go to Sukhumvit. Isn't that where all those— that taxi stopped for me. The taxi stopped and then rolled his window down, said something. I think he thought I was waiting for a taxi.

Oh, there's some people here.

Is it streaming? Oh yeah, I thought it froze.

Oh, McDonald's.

Do you want to go to McDonald's?

Maybe I'll get McDonald's. I haven't had time at McDonald's. Wait, where's the entrance? How do you get up there?

I think I have to go inside of the building.

Get the Samurai Burger. Isn't that pork? I thought you into shoulder view.

I can't get it in, the hole's too small. Okay, you're in.

No, not there.

Oh, it's cold.

Where's McDonald's? I saw it here. Aha.

I'm just a bit worried about the music.

I don't think there's music in McDonald's.

Too many people.

I got

it.

Oh, thanks, Junkers.

I'll try play the text-to-speech,

but you probably can't hear it.

I didn't show up.

Why didn't it show up, the little penguin?

I'll check it in a minute.

Let me get my Samurai Burger.

Oh, my legs.

Where should I sit?

Uh, can I sit here?

I think I'll sit here.

A solitary burger.

Let's check the thingamajig. Ooh, first time I open my flip phone.

Um, so I want to do editor.

Where's that alert box? Oh, I got another donation.

From Tyrone. Amazing. Oh, there they are. Alert thing.

Oh wow, it's loud. Thanks guys, can pay for my burger after my marathon walk. I think I walked nearly 10 km today. Now I'm going to replenish my

calories. No fries? No, I'm not that hungry. Well, I am hungry, it's just I don't want to waste my hunger on fries. I'd rather have a little snack as a burger— burger as a snack— and then go home and eat my leftover dinner. Oh, it's hot.

It's not a meatless burger, it's a pork burger, which is weird. Not very halal, is it?

How did it get dark so fast? Yeah, I got disconnected for about 20 minutes and then when I got back on it was really dark.

Late night outside stream reminds me when you ran away from your wife in Japan.

Yeah, it reminds me when I stream with James. James always made me feel

not nervous. I can't pick the burger up because it's so hot.

This costs 92 baht, which is £2.

How much? I don't think we even have this in England. £2. It looks quite good. It doesn't look flattened. It's pretty fresh, I think.

Oh,

not bad.

I can't really tell it's pork because the sauce is so overpowering.

To be honest, it just tastes like a beef burger. I don't see why they made this.

I hate when all the lettuce falls out.

Okay, it's all slimy on your hands. The problem is it's really slimy and then the burger starts slipping out.

It's quite nice, not bad.

Ronald McDonald, he does the hand thing, the Thailand hand thing, the sawadee.

Now every time I see Ronald McDonald reminds me of Chris explaining how in Japan they call him Donald McDonald because

apparently for Japanese people that's easier to pronounce.

I noticed Chris likes to repeat the same little bits of random knowledge over and over.

Ah, that's a nice burger.

How many calories?

The last piece.

I can't wait to get back home and just turn the TV on and make a coffee.

Okay, I think I fixed it. There seems to be problems when I use my phone as a hotspot, and then it kept disconnecting from my phone's hotspot. So I took a SIM card out of the LiveU and just put it straight into the Flipsee, so it's not using a hotspot, it's using its own SIM card. So that

should fix it. But anyway, my girlfriend's driving back home now, it's going to take you like an hour and a bit, so I better get home quickly. Let me check the map.

Okay, so it's just straight ahead, I think.

Oh, now I lost all my viewers. I had 170, now I only got 80. Oh, 100 now. Yes, everyone come back.

Thailand's definitely more interesting at night,

definitely more interesting in the evening. Everyone comes out during the day, it's just like people going to work.

And it's, um, it's a lot nicer to be out without the sun.

Oh, they have selfie sticks.

Maybe we can buy a selfie stick.

Selfie stick? Yeah, for my phone. Which one's good?

That

one? Can it work this? Yeah.

Can I see?

Do you have something like longer?

Longer, like maybe this one.

How about this

one?

It's same. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's same.

Okay, okay. Can I have this one?

How do I make it tight? Yeah, yeah, come on.

Yeah, okay.

Can I make this one tight?

Oh yeah, go, go. Okay.

Okay, okay. Yeah, thank you.

Thanks.

Smudged my lens. It's upside down.

I don't know, it's a bit— doesn't feel really secure.

How much should I pay? I didn't check my change. I'm hoping he was honest.

There's sesame seed stuck in my tooth.

I think it was 150.

He said 150 baht. Let me check my change. Oh my God, yeah, it seems quite secure.

It's got a tripod as well,

so I can do this.

Gave me, uh, 100, 200, 300,

850. He's an honest man just like me. Wow, for I feel like a professional now. Got selfie stick.

I need to go straight ahead,

I think this way.

It feels a bit scary having it on the top of the selfie stick, like

And then straight ahead this way.

I think it's stable.

Wobbly.

Oh my God.

Oh look, night market.

Do you want to see a night market?

Uh, maybe next time. They probably just sell clothes.

They want me to have a massage.

I don't have time for a massage. My girlfriend's in her car coming home now.

I want neck massage. Oh my God, how do

they know I'm a tourist? Is it that obvious?

Trying to get me to have a massage. I'm a loyal boyfriend.

Imagine I get a foot massage. My feet must smell so bad. I've been walking for 6 hours.

What do they do in those massage places anyway? They seem very desperate to, to get me to come inside.

The guy wanted to sell me this really long selfie stick and it was really wobbly,

like my phone would fall out. Look at all these tuk-tuks.

Wow, it's so hot here. What are those?

Wow, at night the city comes to life. So, so

It's like cyberpunk or something.

Okay, so I'm nearly at Victory Monument, and then I'm gonna end the stream because I'm gonna go back to my apartment. Can't dox my home. Then I'm gonna make love to my

Sweet girlfriend.

Next time she comes home late, maybe I'll come out again, do a stream.

I don't know if I like this selfie stick, right? It's a bit wobbly,

but he didn't have much variety.

Taxi. Oh, my hoodie's falling down.

Your girlfriend will ask why you have a selfie stick. I'll just put it in my bag with all my other hidden tech. She doesn't know I have a LiveU or 4 mobile phones or a GoPro.

Yeah, I quite like Bangkok. It's nice.

Not great when it's daytime,

a lot better at nighttime. It's just too bad I got myself stuck with a girlfriend. Means I can't come out after 6 unless she's doing her second time— her second job, part-time job, and then she comes home at 10.

I'm back at the skyline thing.

Where

am I?

Oh, I'm still 900 meters away. Oh my Oh my God, I thought I was way closer.

How long does it take to walk 900 meters?

If I'm walking at 5 kilometers per hour, 900 meters is about 1 km. That means

5 divided by 1 is 5, maybe 5 minutes.

Now I'm 800 meters away.

10-15 minutes. Oh my God, she's gonna get home before I do.

Oh, motorbike.

Oh, my leg hurts.

What do I do at home? I watch TV and then I make love.

Tell her you went out for a walk. I've been walking since 12 o'clock. It's now 7— no, it's 8, half past 8 now.

Been walking for 8 hours.

I had a pretty good stream, I think. Saw some nice places, had a nice burger,

had some interactions.

Wow,

they're going down there.

Spooky. If you go to the first stream of today and you watch the beginning, it's a funny bit when these 2 women come up to me and then they, they asked to take a photo with me and I didn't even know who they are.

It was a young lady and an older lady, and the older lady asked the young lady to take a picture with me. She sat down next to me and we did the love heart things with our hands.

We took a picture together. It was really weird.

Weirdest thing happened in my entire life.

Um, I think in the future I'll just use my phone to stream. It's a lot better, and just one SIM card. Well, that LiveU thing. Light is rubbish.

Where do

I go? Up here? No, down here.

It's so loud. Yeah, I know, but you do get used to it after a while.

I don't think I have time for a shower before she gets back. She's gonna smell me and she's gonna smell all the sweat.

I kind of want to go to a computer store because I need to get— I need to get a hard drive. So I left my 1TB SSD at home and I can only download a few games because I don't have enough storage.

Okay, am I going the right way?

Um, 500 meters away.

I only walked halfway.

They locked all the kids up behind that cage. It's like a metal prison.

Whoa, look at this place! That looks shady. That looks super shady. It looks like shisha.

I think it's just shisha.

Huh. Well, we're kind of out of the touristy tuk-tuk and massage parlor streets, then that's the interesting part.

Now I'm back on the boring streets of

Bangkok. The motorbike behind me.

She's gonna be even more turned on. She does like my pheromones.

She sniffs me like, like a cocaine addict sniffing stuff.

She really likes sniffing me. I thought, I thought I thought I was the weird one with the sniffing and the smells, but she likes to smell me a lot around my neck. She really likes my neck smell.

Why are they haggling?

Watch out for phone snatchers. I'm a bit scared when there's a motorbike behind me, so you could just grab my phone

and zoom off,

but then they'll be live streaming their location. What are these weird cards on the floor?

What's that?

Is it for you? You know what.

Prostitutes. Well, that's very sneaky.

It said it was going to rain today, but it never rained. That's lucky.

Oh my God, I'm

Still not there.

Oh, I need to cross the road.

Run over by a lorry. Oh, I need to cross this road somehow.

Is there no subway? I don't think there is. They built an overhead elevated railway, same as Malaysia. It seems like they went for going above instead of going below.

I guess it's easier. Do you think it's easier and cheaper to just build an elevated railway instead of digging a tunnel under the city. I reckon a subway is more expensive to make.

I

can't even run now. My arthritis joint is starting to hurt again.

My hoodie's falling off.

How am I gonna cross this road?

Oh my God.

How am I supposed to cross this?

Maybe I'll just wait until someone else comes.

I'll wait until someone else comes to help me. There's no way I'm gonna walk into that.

Yeah, I'll wait for the green light to go red. It says, uh, 17— I can't see it— 14 seconds.

Oh yeah, I can see the timer. The timer is pretty cool. We don't have that in the UK. We don't have a timer on display.

Naruto run across the

traffic.

I'm back at the park now. This is the park I started at.

Park where it all began. I'll take you up to Victory Monument and then sign off,

log out, disconnect.

Daniel has burnt at least 1,600 calories. I'd only had a pork burger and had a bacon and egg sandwich for lunch and had a multivitamin But that guy's still there. Wasn't that the guy who was walking in front of me earlier? Is he doing hacky sack?

I know the way back now. Easy.

How many meters left? I think 100.

100 meters.

And then he fell.

I still have to walk like 20 minutes. From here back to the apartment.

Okay, so this is Victory Monument.

It's a monument celebrating the Thai Army's defeat of, um, the French.

Oh, my legs are dead.

Okay, so I'm gonna go now because I've still got about 20 minutes of walking to do, and my girlfriend's going to be home in like 40 minutes, I think, if the traffic was bad. If the traffic was good, it's going to take her less time.

My legs are destroyed.

So thanks for watching last— I mean, the first Thailand IRL.

See you next time. Bye.