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Hmm. Someone said, my mum said pay her. She wants her money back before I run away to another country. Well, if she had any brains, she would realize that if I go to Thailand, I can pay the money back faster.

It's a business investment. I'll have a cheaper cost of living, I'll be able to save up money quicker,

and probably make more interesting content than just sitting in my house.

So if she actually understood anything, she would realize that. And where am I just going to summon up £19,000 out of nowhere?

Obviously, if my expenses are £1,700 a month and all I'm making is £1,650 a month, then I'm never going to save any money. In Thailand, I could get a £200 condo. Food is like £50 a month. I'm going to be rich. I have like £1,000 left over every month.

I sell the car. I sell all my stuff. I sell my monitor and then I leave this place. I get my deposit back, £1,000.

Yeah, well, this time there's no faster, so it's not going to be the same as last time, is it?

Good luck with Thai food. You don't need to eat Thai food, but you can buy ingredients that Thai people use commonly, like

Chicken, rice, green stuff.

Just avoid, you know, steaks and beef burgers, which is what I'm doing.

You can eat like the Thai eat, but you don't have to cook the food like the Thai cook it.

Yeah. So the plan is right now with insurance and everything added together, my monthly expenses are about $1,700-ish. In Thailand, I could probably get rent for $200-ish and food for like $50 a month.

What do you mean my kitchen won't let me get my deposit back? What's wrong with the kitchen? There's like a little brown mark on the outlet. It will, it will cost like £50 for an electrician to replace it. All you gotta do is unscrew it and then get a new one and screw it back on. It's not

hard.

Socket works fine.

And if I just get some paint and I paint over it, they won't even notice.

Yeah, maybe I will do it myself actually.

Um, yeah, I did some research about the visa. People were also asking whether you need the 500,000 baht in the bank account for many months, or if it can just be, you know, just withdraw it from your investments and then print a screenshot. And everyone's saying they just sold some stocks and then had the money and then

used that and it was fine. Because it seems like a lot of people don't have money, they have stocks or investments and they just want to sell the investments, take out the cash, print the screenshot, and then probably reinvest it back into the stocks.

So I don't think it matters how long you have the money in your bank account, just that you have it in the statement. So they want 6 months of statements, but it can just be in the last month of the statement.

Do I plan on finding a new girl in Thailand? I haven't really thought about it. It's not really like the primary objective. Primary objective is to get my living costs down.

And just, I mean, basically I just want to do what I'm doing now, but at a fifth of the cost. It's not like I'm going there. I don't— I'm not really going to like go on a road trip or go to some islands or whatever. I'm just going to get a condo and then sit in the condo

all day long.

So people saying, oh, it's not like you're going to go there to do anything special. Yeah, I know. That's the whole point. I'm not going there to do anything special. I'm just going there to save money. And I kind of like Bangkok, to be honest.

Why did I leave Thailand last time? Well, I was in a lot of debt and I thought I could make more money if I come home, get a car and get a job and then save money at my mum's house. So that didn't really turn out well, did it?

Maybe if my mum wasn't insufferable to live with, I would have been able to make a lot of money.

But nope. She can't control her emotions. And this is the result. Both of us are out of pocket. That's why you don't let women be in charge of things.

Quite simple, really.

All she had to do was stay out of my way. Let me do my thing and make my money and don't pester me. And I would have had the money paid back last year.

But no, nag, nag, nag, nag about the dumbest, stupidest things ever. So that's the cost. Of those actions.

If it wasn't for that fight, I don't think I would have moved here. I don't think I would have felt like Sunny was worth moving here. But if you're going to, like, prod me and provoke me into moving, then I'll probably move.

So yeah, I'm thinking Thailand sounds like a pretty good idea, to be honest. I get a visa, which means I can now rent a house. I mean, an apartment or condo instead of booking one like a hotel. So I get access to cheap prices

so I can get a place similar to the one I had before, similar price, like 200 a month. Food is dirt cheap. What else do I have to pay? I don't pay council tax. I don't pay car insurance or car rubbish. No income tax,

no council tax or road tax.

So if I stay here, I'm not going to save any money because the taxes and the bills and everything is so stupidly expensive. You gotta pay all this money for council tax so they fix the roads, and it's covered in potholes anyway and wrecks my wheel, and I gotta buy a new wheel.

It's like, if I'm paying for the council tax, they should pay for my wheel because there's stupid roads covered in potholes.

So yeah, I'm just thinking Thailand seems like a pretty good option to save money. Even though when I was in Thailand last year, I thought coming home would be a better option to save money because I thought I'll live in my mum's house for free and then I'll just crank out videos and maybe get a car and

a job.

And I got Amazon Flex and I thought, yeah, this is easy money. And then I basically blew all the Amazon Flex money on the car and moving here. So none of it made any sense really.

How do you earn enough from YouTube to survive anyway?

Oh dear, oh dear.

Do we have to go through this again?

I get quarter of a million views every month with an average CPM of $4. You do the maths. No, I'll do it for you because I like using my calculator. That's 250,000 views times $4. That's like $1,000 in ads. And then in donos, I probably get like $300 donos

and then PayPal. I get like $150 PayPal a month. So yeah, it's like $1,500 a month. YouTube this month, I'm looking at receiving £1,006 plus £150 PayPal. That is

$1,541 US. So yes, more than enough to live in Thailand and it's enough to live in England. It's just not enough to save money and live in England.

Talking chump change. Okay, well, give me $1,500 then. Otherwise, shut up.

I'd like to see you try and make $1,500 a month on YouTube. I bet you wouldn't even get 100 subs because you're probably boring and no one would want to watch you. I'd love to see you make a YouTube video. I bet you'd get no views. Prove me wrong or shut up.

I bet if you made a YouTube video, it'd be so boring no one would click on it.

Yeah, exactly.

I would love to see you get a quarter of a million views a month

and live off it. You wouldn't be able to.

Goddamn, it's hot today. 18 degrees. I got my socks off on the cool floor tiles. Feels real good.

The cold tiles coming into pretty good use now.

Look at— I mean, look at Kanaito doing YouTube for 10 years. He couldn't even get 1,000 subs even when he leeched off my name. I gave him 20,000 views and he couldn't even get 1,000 subs from it. I gave Hong Kong Guy tens of thousands of views. Hong Kong Guy got 100,000 views or something because of me.

And look at his channel. Look at Chihiro.

I gave Chihiro an audience and look what she did. She can't even crack over a couple thousand views in her last few videos. And then she quit because everyone found her boring. Everyone is boring without me. Everyone failed and gave up because they're boring.

Kanaito had been doing YouTube for 10 years.

Jahira had a good start with like 20K and she was a fan favorite, but she was boring.

I made her interesting.

Without me, there is no Jahira and Daniel. I have returned, you stupid Naigur Naigur Naigur Naigur Naigur Naigur. Yeah, that's nice.

So yeah, a lot of people fail. I'm in the top, probably top 5% of people who can live off YouTube,

cuz other people are like, oh, get a real job cuz it's not worth doing YouTube. But okay, you have fun with your stupid real job living in your mom's house, your stupid office job at your computer, whilst I'm living in Thailand sipping on a piña colada in my condo that is probably better than your crappy house with

your mum because I've got infinity pool and a gym built into the building for £200 a month. Total nigger date. Total nigger date. Total nigger date.

Sure, you make more money, but your lifestyle is rubbish and too expensive and you gotta work for it, whereas I'll just sit in my condo in Bangkok doing these lazy streams, making more than enough money for my £200 a month condo.

It's the difference between me and you. You chose your life. You chose boring normie life of, oh, get a job and quit YouTube. Quit my backside.

We could have both gotten the DTV visa and been a YouTube power couple and streamed and lived in Thailand, living the life. But new job. TND total nigga death. Oh, shut up.

So with my new calculations, hmm, with my new life plan of going to Thailand, let me see what the costs would be. So we're currently at minus 1,500. I've got £1,006 coming from YouTube,

and I've got £15, £25 my PayPal. I've got £4,500 in stocks, I think, roughly. So we got £4,000, and then we've got £7,000 for the car. I roughly estimate it'll be worth £7,000, give or take. And then what else we got? I got the monitor. I could sell that for like 600 probably. T or Andy total nig

noob death tea or Andy total nig noob death tea. And then what else? I got furniture. I probably get a couple hundred for the furniture. So I've got £12,000 liquid cash available in the form of assets. And then we minus the credit card debt, which is £4,903.

And I minus IKEA loan and I minus what else?

That's it really. I got £7,000 and then I minus £300 for the Thai visa. I minus £650 for the flights. £350 for taxi. Okay.

I use a taxi to get to Heathrow, and then I'll— that will cost £350, and then I'll have £5,000 left over generating 3.6% interest paid daily. Oh my gosh, shut up.

And then, yeah, I'll have— and then I'll pay a month of my condo in Bangkok for like £250. I don't know. I've got like £5,000 left over.

Maybe I give some to my mum if she apologizes.

TND total nigga death. TND total nigga death. TND total nigga death. Nigga, nigga, nigga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah. So I'm saying, oh, and I get my deposit back, £1,000, £6,400. So I sell the car, I sell everything, pay off overdraft and credit card and sell some stuff in the house. I have £6,400 left over and that's even after buying the plane ticket and the visa, paying for the visa. And paying for a month of

the condo in Thailand. I have £6K left over.

I put that into my day trading account and that will generate— shit,

£6,400. Hold on, I messed it up. That will generate £230 a year, which would be daily 60p a day I will be generating in interest. And maybe we take some day trades with it too. Or I put it into stocks again

and then live off dividends

and then use it as like an emergency fund.

And then if I have— so I'll have loads of money left over, won't I? So look, listen, shut up, listen. I have 5K emergency fund. Yeah. And then my expenses in Thailand are going to be like 250 rent, 75 food, 51 Amazon payments. I'll cancel my phone thingies, so I'll probably have no phone bill unless— I mean,

I'm pretty sure there's going to be internet in the condo.

In Thailand, you gonna get diarrhea every day again. Hot as hell, big bugs, no other income. At least figure out a way to eat without getting sick over there. Yeah, I would like to figure out how to stop getting diarrhea. I don't really know. So yeah, anyway.

Dear Daniel, I am writing to you as an 18-year-old bisexual boy. I have severe feelings for you. I want to be inside your warm ass, sissy. I'm sorry because I get so jumpy around you. My Tourette's act up and I say nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, NYGG. Yeah, so my rent will be like £250. I pay

£75 for food and bit of monthly payments for Amazon and whatever other thingies. So I reckon my monthly— TND, total nigger debt. TND, total nigger debt. So I think my total monthly expenses would be like £400 a month.

Because I really don't see what else I'm going to be paying for in Thailand. So if I make the same as what I'm making now, like £1,500, I'm going to have £1,200 left over a month.

I'm going to be rich. TND total nigger death. TND total nigger death. TND total nigger death. So I have £1,200 left over a month. I'll just pile that all into stocks. And it will start snowballing for a year. Imagine like putting £1,000 into stocks every month, dollar cost averaging into some kind of index over a year.

Will you reunite with Faster? Find her and get back together. She misses you. Mm. I don't know. Thinking of bringing Moon to Thailand. So yeah, I put £1,000 a month into stocks. So even if it doesn't go up, it'll be like £12,000 plus my £5K. I'll be able to pay my mum back in a year. I think

Danny's mum is lowkey fit. What a fit babe she is. Like assuming you get like 10% gains, that's at least a couple thousand gains. Plus I'll be getting interest or dividends. I think within a year, um, I'll be able to save so much money. I'll probably be able to have 10,000 savings just by being in Thailand and

not being in the UK.

I think it's going to be great.

I don't see how my plan can fail, really.

I think it's a genius plan.

So if I stay in the UK, I can't really get the expenses down more unless I sell the car. TND total nigga daddy. TND total nigga. Unless I sell the car so I won't be paying car insurance anymore. And then maybe I can get it down by like 50 a month. But my expenses are still going to

be probably 1,600 a month if I stay in the UK. So I basically have nothing left over every month if I stay in the UK.

TND total nigger death. TND total nigger death. TND total nigger death. I don't even know what that means. What does TNDT

mean?

Do you realize how long a year is? Well, yeah, but just— I mean, the good thing about the DTV visa is that it's 5 years, but it doesn't mean you've got to stay in Thailand for 5 years. Also, I don't think it's even possible because you're supposed to only have 6 months per entry and you can have

multiple entries. So you could stay 6 months, leave for like a month or a few weeks somewhere else, come back and get another 6 months. Or you can apply for a 6-month extension whilst you're there and get a year and then leave and then like come back and get another 6 months and it lasts for a year.

I mean, 5 years. So I don't have to stay in Thailand. I can like hop over to Japan because it'll be nearby. Total nigga death for virtue preference. Yeah, okay. So I could just jump over to Japan because flights from Thailand to Japan are dirt cheap, like a couple hundred.

And then I just stay in Japan for a bit to like mix things up for the content

and then go back to Thailand. And then I'll rent a place in Thailand and just like have that as my permanent home base. Because it'll be so cheap, it wouldn't be really worth only renting for 6 months and then leaving and then coming back and renting another place. And then I could store stuff there as well, like

a save point.

And then I like go to Japan a little bit and then back to Thailand and get another 6-month stamp.

Failing that, I get another student visa and I get a 1-year visa and I just go to school again. Although I don't really want to go to school, to be honest.

But if the DTV doesn't work for some reason, that's another option. Or I get the Thai Elite visa, which costs like 11,000, but it lasts 5 years and you can actually just live there for 5 years without having to come in and go out and come in again.

God, I wish I had £100,000. I can get a 20-year Thai Elite Visa.

And then I just set up like a home base in Thailand and then I travel here and there and I come back. Look, 20-year visa for the Thai Elite Visa costs—

Chat, what would you do if Daniel the apathetic little gimp peas was submissive spread like butter on your bed waiting for you to crawl your meager meat inside?

Would you pound his shinky cheeks? TND total nigger death. TND total nigger death. Uh, 20-year Thai Elite Visa in baht, 5 million baht. What's that?

That's £113,000. Damn, if I got inheritance money of at least £100K, I would probably get the Thai Elite Visa for 20 years. Because that would probably last me until I die.

And then I'm pretty sure I can find a wife within 20 years as well, because, you know, I was thinking if I did get any money, I'd buy a house. But now I'm thinking actually I'd rather just get a 20-year visa and go live in Thailand for £200 a month. And then, I mean,

it's impossible to not make £200 a month on YouTube. It's so easy. My gaming channel makes £200 a month. You would have to be a complete moron to not be able to make $200 a month.

Oh, well, it's like, sorry, I thought you were gay. I'm not gay. I'm not attracted to men. I'm attracted to women. Women have the hottest bodies. Men are ugly. Men are square and look weird.

Why is it not going away? Oh, there.

Uh, my gaming channel is not dead. Have you not checked it recently? It's blowing up. It gets more views than the main channel. Your info is outdated. Wake the fuck up before you spurt your rubbish.

The gaming channel is

ripping. Gaming channel made $250 this month and it's only halfway through the month.

Yeah, it, it has more views than the main channel

and I spam out like 5 videos a day.

It's like carpet bombing tactic rather than sniper

bombing. She mentioned you— can you type you instead of I? What do you mean I? You're not getting anything. She mentioned you won't be getting any inheritance money. Well then I won't pay the money back.

If she's going to threaten inheritance money, then I just won't pay my money back.

If that's how it's going to be, if she's not going to listen to my financial plan, I think my financial plan sounds very solid, actually. My expenses when I was in Thailand were like £500 or £600 a month. I'm making at least £1,600 right now. I could save £1,000 a month.

You know how I, I, you know how I created infinite money glitch with my dead YouTube channel? It's something I've only recently started doing. It's, um, basically what I do is I just do a livestream every single day and I'm making as much money as I was making before the channel died. Why didn't I do this before?

Genius. Before I was scared, I was like, oh, if I stream every day, people get bored and my channel will die. But it didn't. Guys, I'm not gonna lie. What is dead cannot die. Fuck this Asian femboy. Just imagine the layers of grease inside that booty that's lived off working class Japanese food, ramen and MREs. It's be

like fucking a tub of butter. TND, total nigga death day.

Yeah. So I was saying, to boost my income, all I got to do is pump out videos and livestream every day. And it's done wonders for my earnings.

I should have done this when I was in Thailand last year, but I was, you know, I was trying not to put out too many streams.

Yeah, I'll stream in the condo. I'm not going outside though.

What you do is you pump out 5 videos a day on the gaming channel, a couple videos now and then on the main channel, and then stream every day. Genius.

And then I'll do my day trading as well, which should make some money now I'm getting good at it. Made £7 today. I went long NASDAQ, made £7.

And now I'm short. I'm waiting for it to tank, but it just, it's taking a long time to tank. You look excited. Yeah, I know. I'm genius. Why didn't I think of this before? Thailand is dirt cheap. The DTV visa is very generous and easy to get. Covering his face. Daniel exposed. Covering his face. His face is

covered. Can we get media share as punishment, my little twink? TND total nigger death. TND total nigger death. No, because I might get weird stuff popping up, getting me in trouble.

Oh wow, thanks. You really are stuck in a doom loop. Japan, Thailand, one year from now. Why I still hate Japan. Japan ruined my life. Prison for stalking and stealing male years ago. Thailand sucks. No, I don't like Japan anymore. It's too expensive. The apartments are ugly. Japanese people are not friendly.

I'm done with Japan. Japan is too expensive for what it's worth. And I mean, it's more expensive than Thailand and you get a worse apartment than what you can get in Thailand, which doesn't make any sense. You think if you're paying more, you should get something better, but you don't. You get something worse. That's surrounded by old

people waiting to die. TND, total nigga death.

I've looked all around Japan for apartments. They're like £1,000 a month. You can't rent one unless you've got a visa. Japan doesn't have a DTV visa. I don't know how hard it is to get a student visa. It's been 15 years since I tried. I got a student visa back in 2010, and I guess it wasn't hard,

but then— I mean, I don't really want to go to school and be surrounded by a bunch of weebs.

Hold on.

Neighbour's got such a deep voice when he talks, I can like hear the bass echoing through the walls.

Did you not just say five minutes ago Japan is closed flight from Thailand, so you can go there too again? Yeah, if if I have to, because I can't stay in Thailand the whole time for the five years, so I'd have to fly out and like spend a couple months somewhere else for a bit and then go

back. TND total nigger death. TND total nigger death. TND total nigger death. Yeah, okay.

Having to go to Japan is just like an annoying thing I might have to do if I need to like do a reentry.

Yeah, I would like to get a Thai Elite Visa, but oh God, it's so expensive. The cheapest one is.

And what?

The cheapest one is £20,000. Oh my God.

Jesus Christ. You know what I could do? Sell the car for £7K, pull my stocks, £12K, max out my credit card, and then I might nearly have £20K and then I will have to pay back credit card interest. I'll be— my credit card will be maxed out. But if I'm living in Thailand for 5 years, I should

be— I should save more money by living in Thailand than the credit card interest is costing me. Death to the red line. Hail the Führer and his sick aisle. Death to the red line. Hail the— what do you think?

So I reckon

max out my credit card,

that would be £150 a month interest payments. But I would be saving more than— I'll be saving way more than that by living in Thailand. What if I get a bank loan and I get the Thai Elite Visa for 5 years?

It's like you buy your way in. You don't need to

That could be a plan. Like, I could do the DTV visa, and then ideally I want to be able to get £20K so I can eventually get the Thai Elite visa.

So I put, so if I have £20K, I can easily get the Thai Elite 5-year visa.

Five-year multiple entry visa. Can I stay in Thailand for five years without having to re-enter? Sick eye nigga, sick eye nigga, sick eye nigga.

It says visa is multiple entry, but each individual stay is stamped for one year. At the end of each year, you visit immigration to get a renewal stamp. No need to exit the country.

Country. You also get like a Thai elite privileged limousine that picks you up at the airport VIP.

So yeah, I mean, that would be a good option, but getting the funds together, very tricky unless I get a bank loan. And then if I can save more money by living in Thailand to make the interest costs worth

suffering. So if I put— if I max out my credit card of 7K,

uh, how much interest I pay monthly?

Around 145 a month. That's nothing.

I'd easily max out my credit card and use the 7K to buy the Thai Elite Visa.

I'd make— I'd save so much money by just living in Thailand. Like, this 150 a month interest, plus I saved so much money I'll be paying off the credit card within half a year. So it's not even gonna be nice, guys. What do you think? Do you think I should sell my car, max out my credit card,

and sell all my stocks and then get the Thai Elite Visa?

This actually sounds like a better plan than the DTV.

Maybe I could raise my credit card limit and then max it out to like 10K, because I think the amount of money I'll save by living in Thailand will eclipse the amount of credit card interest I'll have to pay. Plus, I'll be saving so much money, I'll be able to pay off the credit card pretty quickly.

I think this is a good idea. DTV Visa versus Thai Elite Visa, 5 years.

DTV Visa will be way cheaper though.

What I would do, like a 10-year plan, would be DTV visa first and then get the 5-year Thai Elite visa because I could probably save more money in the first few years with the DTV visa to establish myself in a stronger financial position.

Oh wow, thanks. Do you think Daniel would give femboys a chance if I was half his age and gave him infinite pit jobs? TND, total nigga death. TND, total nigga—

Which area of Bangkok? I don't know, anywhere around the central bit. I don't really care, to be honest. I'm not, I'm not even— no, I'm not going to go outside. As long as it's like a half an hour taxi ride from the main bits.

Jack to Jack Park usually has not too expensive places somewhere that's like near the Skytrain.

Do a hair tutorial. Well, basically I do this. You fluff it up like that to create structure, and then you want to focus on the details. So you want to get like a little spike here, a little spike there, a little spike here, just to make it pop.

And then this bit, you do a little twist.

And then it dangles down in the middle and it looks cool.

And then you want to cut the hair above your ears so some of your ears show.

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Uh, yeah, and then you get hair dryer, and when it's wet, you dry it as much as you can with towel, and you shape it when it's wet like that. And then you get hair dryer and you aim it upwards at the fringe, and so you create like an uplift. You blow up there and then you blow

down that way on this side. And then you blow down on the sideburns, and then you blow up at the back to create volume, and then you blow up on these bits here to create volume.

Took me many years to figure out this tactic.

Each time you leave for Visa Run is hundreds on plane tickets. Uh, no, because I could just get a plane ticket to Japan for like £100.

What, you think I'm flying back to the UK every time? Once I'm in Thailand, I will just fly around the countries that are nearby in the vicinity. And also, I mean, I won't even have to do many visa runs. It'll be like once a year and I'll just do a holiday to Japan and back again to reenter

and get my new stamp.

Might be wise to renew my passport because it's only got 4 years left on it. A fresh one would be nice. Fresh 10-year passport.

Can I get a new passport when I'm not in the UK? Can I renew my UK passport when I'm overseas? How will they

Send it. Passport is such a stupid, old-fashioned, antiquated load of rubbish. Why can't it be digital?

It says yes, you can renew your passport while overseas. How they deliver it: sent directly to your overseas address. Okay, easy. I just don't have to depend on my mum, or I don't have to rely on needing to be in the UK. For anything.

Can I get it delivered at the UK Embassy? Or can I get it from the UK Embassy? I really don't know why it's 2025 and we need this stupid little paper book. Oh, to make it online, digital.

Oh wow, thanks. Guys, boycott this evil nonce. He was responsible for starting the Iran-Israel war as he made Netanyahu slip on a banana and blamed it on Iran. He celebrated— oh, thanks Jenkins. 39 months in the premium club. You get special access to the Sunny files. I've got some Sunny videos that she didn't get to, uh, do

a privacy complaint, so it's unblurred.

I don't want to go to Malaysia.

I like Thailand more, although I could consider Malaysia as an option.

Although I wouldn't leave Bukit Bintang because that's like the only nice bit.

Yeah, maybe Indonesia. Could have a look into that.

But I kind of like my, um, max out my credit card and get the 5-year Thai Elite visa because then I could just chill in Thailand for 5 years. Can you imagine 5 years in Thailand? With expenses of 400 a month and I'm making like 1,500. Hey Daniel, is OnlyFans illegal in Thailand? I think haters could report

you to the authorities. Although I know a lot of OnlyFans girls living in Thailand. Who knows, Thailand is a shithole, so the law enforcement is lenient probably. I doubt they would care, but I probably won't do OnlyFans because I just wouldn't need to. So my expenses would be like 500 a month. I'd be able to save 1,000

a month over 5 years.

I would save £60,000 over 5 years. I could save £60,000.

And then couldn't I get another Thai Elite visa after the 5 years?

Because the, um, Platinum 10-year one The 10-year one is £34,000. I could save up that in the first 5 years and get a 10-year one.

This is actually genius.

Let me ask Copilot. So if I max out my credit card of 7,000 plus sell my car of 7,000, 8,000, and how much is that? 15,000 so far. I need another 5,000 and get another 5K. I can get the Thai Elite Visa for 5 years and save money by living in Thailand at the cost of

credit card interest of 7K at 25% interest rate, but I'll be able to pay it off quickly because Thailand is cheap.

He said it's a bold but potentially strategic move. Let's unpack this with more clarity. Your strategy, £7,000 on a credit card at 25% APR, it's £145 a month in interest, which is nothing when you're living in Thailand. I mean, I'm paying more than that on fucking council tax. It's like remove the council tax and replace it with

credit card interest.

Uh, 8K for selling your car, free and clear capital, 5K in extra savings. That gives 20,000 total, which neatly covers the Thai Privilege Gold Visa. Expenses, 250 monthly rent, but food would not be 200 a month.

It's really saying it's more expensive than it would be. Like transport, $100 to $200 a month. Where? I'm not going anywhere.

Um, thoughtful considerations. You'll need a steady income stream to aggressively pay off $7K balance. Keep 6 months living expenses aside. Credit card debt can snowball.

I can make $1,500 a month with predicted $600 a month expenses in Thailand. I can pay off credit card debt in 7 to 8 months

with interest reducing each month I pay it off. The

balance. £900 a month left over to go into the credit card.

I'll pay off the credit card in 7 to 8 months with 4 and a bit years left over in Thailand. Now I got £900 a month net left over.

900 times 12 in a year, I'd have 11K.

Well, maybe I can apply for a bank loan, but they usually have worse interest rates than a credit card.

It's a front-loaded lifestyle investment. Spend now on freedom and comfort, then enjoy lower living costs whilst reclaiming your financial footing.

Yeah, I mean, you pay a lot upfront, like the £20K visa and get into credit card debt. But over the long run, the savings would mean that you end up with more money than you would have if you didn't do this and you just stayed in England with zero savings. So it's like an investment. Yeah, upfront costs

in the beginning, but then once you've got the upfront costs down, Uh, you start making your money back. It will take like a year before I'm back at break-even. Then I've got another 4 years left on the visa to profit. This plan can't fail.

I'll be able to pay my mum back in like 2 years instead of 5 years.

I have same quality of life because I get a condo and I'll just basically sit in the condo all day doing my thing.

Okay, so what do we need to do?

First, I need to

Tell them I want to move out around November. I need to sell the car by November. I need to get rid of all my stuff, dismantle it, sell it, whatever. Leave, book a taxi to Heathrow. I've got to apply for the visa as well, which should be— I mean, if I've got the money, they would just give

it to me, won't they?

And then I max out my credit card and send all the funds to myself using Wise. So how much is the fee on Wise?

Check. Last time Wise banned me from doing that because they suspected suspicious activity, but so I had to send ID and they reopened it. $7K is a lot of money to send all at once. Bit scary, but I can do add money. To my Wise with my credit card,

the fee would be £160 in fees.

So that's not really a problem, is it?

I'd pay the £150 fee to transfer the money to myself.

Taxi to Heathrow is like £400 probably.

Let me check, but I don't really see how else I could do it.

Come on, where's the search page? Book a taxi. I'll book an Uber.

Why is it not loading?

Oh, to Heathrow, um, Terminal 3 maybe. Passengers 1, one way, say November at 1 o'clock. Get quotes. I bet it's going to be like £400. Oh my God,

£400. It's

pretty expensive.

But how else am I going to get there? I'm not going to get a train. How many trains would I have to get? Like bus to Exeter, a train from Exeter to wherever, and then from London get the Underground. No thanks. I'm just going to get a taxi.

Livestream walking to Heathrow.

Megabus from Exeter. No, I'm not a peasant like Sunny getting the 8-hour bus.

Yeah, that's the one she got when she came to my house. She would get a lift from her mum to Exeter, which took like an hour, and then she would get the National Express bus, the 007 bus. Do you remember people were trying to figure out which bus she came on because it said 007 and they were

like, oh, 007 comes from London. Yeah, but you didn't know which direction she came from to get to London. People thought she came from Dover.

It was funny. People were like, oh, Daniel said she lives 200 miles away. And then we're drawing out a circle, 200-mile radius on the map to try and figure out where she was coming from. And then we were trying to keep it a secret so she didn't get doxxed. Good times.

Okay, what if I— what if I get a bank loan instead of using credit card?

Bank loan to get a Thai Elite Visa, 25% APR.

I wonder if I can get approved for it.

Because I think the interest on the loan would be worth paying if it means I live in Thailand because I'd save so much money.

Or what if I get a new credit card with 0% interest rate for a year introductory? Offer. And then I use— I send money from 2 credit cards to my Wise to fund it.

And then I won't have to worry about paying it back for like a year, which is what I did when I was in Thailand last time. I had 15 months to worry about paying it back.

Why would I stay here and work to save money when I could go to Thailand and not work and save money? It's like work and save money or not work and save money.

Is market tanking yet? It looks like it wants to tank, but it's not. It's like slow motion.

Yeah, I'm seriously considering the Thai Elite Visa over the DTV Visa now. Although the DTV Visa will be safer because it's way cheaper. I don't need £20,000, which is ridiculous.

It used to be £15,000, £14,000. They made it more expensive last year. I remember people saying, Daniel, if you want to get a Thai Elite Visa, maybe get it now before they increase it. I should have just gotten it.

I would have saved so much money if I just got the Thai Elite Visa, didn't come home and get the car and stayed in Thailand. With five or six hundred pounds a month expenses and like one thousand two hundred earnings.

If only I knew what was going to happen. I'm getting all spotty. Look. Hey, hey.

Spotty. I got a spot on my bum as well, which makes my OnlyFans not look great unless you're into fucking a spotty bum. Do you find it hot when you like watch porn and then it's like doggy style with a girl and she's got a spotty bum? Or do you think it's gross? Because some girls got real

pimply bums. Have you noticed?

I don't know why. It's like a weird hormonal thing where sometimes people get spots, like actual acne spots around the butt crack. Not in the butt crack, but like around it on the buttocks, on the actual butt cheeks. Not on the butt cheeks, but like, you know, the area in between the butt cheeks and the crack and

hole. I get them there sometimes.

Um, if you qualify for low-interest personal loan, you can save 200 to 400 interest compared to the credit card route.

Maybe I'll ask my mom if she'll lend me 20K. I'll be like, I'll pay the money back faster than if I was in, in this house.

It would be nice if I could rent out this place and then go to Thailand. Who wants to live in my house? 1,000 a month.

That's my business plan that I present to you this evening.

Yeah, you're not allowed to sub-rent a rental, which I don't understand why not. I mean, I'm still paying him the money. Why can't I leave and let someone else live here for half the price and then they pay me?

The plug is not faulty, it's just got some burn damage on it. It still works, just a bit of melted plastic.

Yeah, so let me look up loans. Get loan UK.

Apply for a loan today. Okay.

Selects loan purpose.

Holiday.

How much would you like to borrow?

Um, twenty thousand pounds. I'll borrow it for ten years. Miss. Stuff. Daniel Lord, I am single.

What?

Why don't it let me log in? Why do I need to log in anyway?

Oh, stupid website.

I've got to reset my password.

I want a £20,000 loan.

What if I don't? I don't think I have an account with Money Supermarket. Why is it asking me to log in?

I can't be bothered now. Stupid fucking website. Why do I gotta log in?

Log in with my YouTube account.

Oh my God.

Continue with Google. Okay, whatever.

Jesus Christ, that was so hard.

Uh, enter your employer's name.

I don't know. YouTube. Enter your annual income. Uh, $28,000 a year. Enter other annual household income. No. Enter monthly accommodation costs. $1,000. No, $900. Enter number of dependents. None. If you have a mortgage. No. I've been in this address 1 year.

Okay, it's finding me a

loan. Hmm,

zilch. Zilch. Classic.

What, these loans suck? £600?

Unsecured personal loan, £25,000.

£20,000, 30% APR, total amount repayable £29,000.

I don't know, getting a loan seems like a pain in the backside. It seems easier to just get a credit card and then use Wise to get the money out of the credit card.

Unless

I could request to increase my credit limit. Because I did it before when I was buying the car. I increased it from $2K to $4K and then $4K to $7K.

I'm hungry.

It says you can't get a loan right now.

Why? Yeah, well, fuck you too.

Yeah, I'll probably get another credit card and then just siphon out the funds into my Wise.

Wait, can't I just pay for the Thai Elite Visa with the credit card? Why do I need to siphon out the funds?

Let me ask. I mean, it's not like I need to get proof of savings like DTV visa with the Thai Elite Visa.

It says yes, you can pay for Thai Elite Visa using a credit card. Oh my God, so I don't even need to siphon out the funds.

Well, can I split the payment using a debit card plus credit card?

It said yes, you can split the payment for the Visa, but it depends how you coordinate with the program's payment team. Yeah, so what I'd do is I'd do $7K on the credit card and then $13K with my debit card.

And then I've got 2K overdraft as well. I just max out everything.

I'm trying to get the Thai Elite Visa, which is £20,000 for 5 years.

Nationwide will definitely block it if I'm trying to send out Freaking $20,000 ones.

Yeah, I probably triggered the fraud prevention thing and then they'll block it and then I've got to phone up the fucking bank. They did that in Japan when I was buying the gaming laptop. I tried paying for a gaming laptop and they froze my cards and I had to phone up the bank just for a gaming laptop.

Hmm, I probably should go for the DTV Visa.

First, because I think getting 11K savings is easier than trying to find 20K.

I mean, 5 years DTV is pretty long as well. It's just a bit more inconvenient because

it doesn't technically allow you to be in Thailand for 5 years continuously unless you do tricks.

Yeah, probably do DTV first.

Oh, tanking! I'm up £1.

It always seems to tank around 7 PM, I noticed.

And then it will start ripping nearing the close and then tank overnight. It'll be like tank 7 and then finish tanking, rip a bit, and then close. And then overnight it will tank, and then in the morning it will rip again every time.

What if you pay and they deny? Yeah, unfortunately if you get rejected you don't get the money back, which really sucks. And it's like, what, £250? They just keep it.

Uh, £300. Oh my God. And if I get rejected, I lose it. If I get denied, can I apply again? Imagine I apply again and lose it again.

There's no official cooling-off period, but it's smart to address the reason for rejection before reapplying. Insufficient proof of remote work or freelance income. Incomplete or unclear financial documentation. Missing or inconsistent paperwork.

I'm a YouTuber. How do I prove my income? I guess I'll show them the AdSense payments, wouldn't I?

AdSense payment statements. Yeah, bank statements, tax returns, YouTube Analytics. I hope I don't have to show them my YouTube channel.

I think I just showed them the AdSense page, and in the bank statements it will show payments coming in from Google, won't it?

Will I have a chance to discuss things before getting denied if they seem unsatisfied?

Says there's no tip— typically no formal opportunity to clarify or fix issues mid-review. That's so stupid. Well, so they— you can't like send them more stuff if they need more stuff and they just deny it.

Submit strong financial proof.

If you are rejected, you'll receive a reason. You can reapply once the issue is resolved.

Oh, I hate that because it's like £300 to have a shot at applying.

Do lots of people get denied often?

Quite a few applicants have reported being denied.

I wonder what the denial rate is. Common reasons for denial: inadequate proof of remote work, not showing the required 500,000 baht in savings, errors in passport details, submitting medical or Mai Tai documents that don't meet criteria, applying from a country where you're not residing.

Hmm, I think it's easy to prove,

and I'm pretty sure I make enough money for it to be worthy of proof.

I mean, definitely make more than Thai people.

I'll have the savings because I'll sell the car and I'll take out credit card money, and then I'll get the screenshots for the savings— I mean, statements. Yeah, maybe we go in November.

Why do you think I'll be rejected?

I've got monthly statements of YouTube income.

I've got my AdSense records. Every month.

I can show my AdSense statements and money from Google coming into my bank account. Is that enough to prove remote

work. Uh, no, you don't have to show the income being untouched in a bank account for 3 months. I checked it already. And yeah, you can just show them a screenshot of them. What are you talking about? I literally searched it up and there's loads of people saying, I don't have the money, I just have investments, can

I sell the investments for the $12K? And then print off the screen. I mean, print off the savings. And they're saying, yeah, it's fine. And it's not a screenshot. You download the PDF of the actual statement.

And people are saying you could have had the money come into your account for 1 month and that's all you need. You don't need the money in there for 6 months. Or 3 months.

What do you mean no real income stream? I've got years and years and years of statements from YouTube averaging around $2,000 coming in. How is that not real income stream? How the fuck do you think I've been paying for stuff all this time?

Idiot. Did you really think YouTube doesn't make any money? How would you even know? Do you have a YouTube channel? No? Then shut the fuck up. Imagine thinking YouTube makes no money.

Any YouTuber with over

a couple hundred thousand views a month is making money.

People getting 50 to 100K views a video are making more money than you are.

You just contradicted yourself. You said he's got no real income stream, and then you say his income is $20K max a year. Yeah, well, that is an income stream, isn't it?

Which is real. I mean, it's not fictional, is it? Yeah, this Dan C guy is gonna get banned.

Okay, Dave C, you're banned now. You're lying about owning a YouTube channel. So if you own a YouTube channel, you should know

Uh, banned.

Talking shit and then lying. Imagine thinking he owns a YouTube. Yeah, sure you do. Okay, then I shouldn't have to explain to you how much money I make.

I wonder if this command works.

No, it doesn't do anything.

That's not even that bad. Uh, number 1, he says I don't have a real income stream. The fuck? The hell do you think YouTube is then? How the hell do you think I pay for stuff for the last 7 or 8 years? Obviously YouTube.

Saying I don't have a real income stream. Fucking moron.

How do you think I survived in Japan for years and Thailand for years? I can't believe people think I don't make enough money on YouTube. What an idiot. I literally get more than quarter a million views every month

with plentiful donos.

So stupid.

It's not, it's not a stretch. You can check my, check my Social Blade. I have this month on the main channel

200—

oh God, why does it take so long to load?

Oh my God, the one's 222,000 views this month. And then on the gaming channel, 104,000 views. So I got 320,000 views this month.

That's basically half a million views.

Well, not this month. I mean, in the last 30 days, in the last month.

Hmm. What's for dinner? Hmm. Sausage, potato. And I don't know, what else do we have?

Same as yesterday, I guess. Oh, I got the vegan sausages. I'll try those.

I have vegan sausage and a pork sausage.

It's not guaranteed income. Yeah, it is. How's it not guaranteed?

I've been getting it every single month for the last 8 years.

It's variable. Not by much. My YouTube earnings are pretty much the same every month. Apart from January where CPM is really bad. December CPM is really good. And then January, February, not very good.

Oh God, come on, market, just fucking tank already. Why, what is it doing? It's like just dripping like a wet tissue.

Ah, what a boring day. It just ripped and then did a slow drip.

Um, how much remote work income per month must I make to get DTV visa? Or is it not important?

There's no official monthly income requirement for DTV visa. Instead, the government focuses on proof of financial stability, means 500K but in savings.

So whether you earn 500 or 5K a month doesn't matter. Yeah, what they care about is having the 500K savings. I think they don't really care how much money you make a month or whether it's stable or not, because if you got the 500K savings, that's proof that you've got savings if you have an emergency or something.

What they don't want is people coming to the country and they've got no savings. They get in trouble and I don't know, they get stuck in hospital or something. That's the whole point of it.

I can help you build a clean embassy-ready packet that highlights your income and savings.

Do it.

Dear visa officer, my name is your full name, a UK citizen applying for the Destination Thailand visa. Or do I just copy this? Download your AdSense payment dashboard. Provide statements, bank statements. Show same 6 months of your personal account. Highlight deposits from Google or similar descriptors. Make sure balance meets or exceeds $500K. But YouTube Analytics screenshots. Show

your channel's dashboard with estimated revenue.

Include your SA-302 summary or tax return.

It's such a pain in the backside. I just want to pay the 20K and get the Thai Elite Visa sometimes.

20K and you get denied? No, for the 20K Thai Elite Visa you can't get denied, I think.

Can you get denied the Thai Elite Visa even if you paid the 20K?

It's possible to get denied the Thai Elite Visa after paying the full fee, although it's rare.

If you got a criminal record, history of visa overstays, or you've been blacklisted.

Damn, if you got a criminal record, you're screwed, aren't you?

Um, I mean, I don't have any of those, so I don't think there'll be any reason to get denied. You just gotta have the money.

Oh, looks like market's gonna tank. I'm up £1.70.

I'm at £1.76. Maybe I'll show them my day trading history, my gains.

Yeah, you get a refund for the Thai Elite Visa. They're not good. They're not going to pocket your 20K.

But the DTV visa, they do pocket the £300 if you fail it, which is kind of bad.

Huh? Huh?

I think Thai Elite visa easier to get if you have the money. DTV visa more hoops to jump through, but it's only £300. And you need only 11K in savings

and prove you got remote work. But I thought you didn't need to have remote work. I thought you could also do DTV visa for cultural reasons. What if you don't have remote work? Can you get DTV visa if interested in studying? Cultural things.

You can still qualify for DTV visa even if you don't have remote work, as long as you're engaging in Thai cultural or educational activities. But then you probably got to apply for it before you apply for DTV visa to show that you have enrolled.

Must I book a school Before applying for the TV visa?

Not necessarily.

You need to show proof of enrollment or confirmation from a school. So yeah, you do need to apply for it first. Oh, market's tanking. I'm up £2.

I waited 5 hours for this.

Yeah, well, at least FASA didn't try and make me delete YouTube. Imagine having thousands of pounds passive income just from streaming and Idiot wants me to delete my channel. How dumb is that?

Oh, it's tanking. I'm up £2.12.

Having online income is like a cheat code in life. Anyone would gag to have it, and then she thinks I'm going to delete it. Oh my God.

Online income is The best thing in the world. You could go anywhere, work anywhere, when you want.

Oh, look at all these peasants in the UK stuck here because they gotta get a job because they don't know how to make online income.

How stupid are people? They're like, oh no, people bullying me, delete the online income.

Oh my God.

Oh no, it makes me look bad. Delete it all. Delete the $2,000 a month coming in because it makes me look— who the fuck cares?

I happily show my chocolate starfish for 2K a month

or less. I mean, I'm doing it for less, aren't I?

How much online income to show your bits online?

$5K a month?

No, it's untanking now. Why does it have to bounce? Why can't it just tank? What idiot is buying in the middle of nowhere?

The algorithms. Yeah, stupid algorithms.

Now I'm only up £1.20 from £2.

Yeah, but it's going to tank anyway. Why are you fighting it? Just let it do it. Wasting my time.

It's not gonna rip from there, is it?

Okay, so what we're gonna do is first

Uh, we need to see if Moon can get the UK visa. If she can't get the UK visa, then I will accelerate plans for Thailand and then she can come to Thailand. If she can, then I will hold off selling the car until afterwards,

aiming for around November. Get out of here before it gets too cold. So the plan would be Tell landlord I want to move out in November. Start dismantling furniture that I don't need, like cabinets. I'd get rid of the bed and I just sleep on the mattress. I'll like get a hammer and dismantle the bed frame and

then chuck it somewhere, I don't know.

Um, start getting rid of stuff.

Slowly, like the lamps. What else?

Oh my god, it just ripped all the way back up. Fucking hell, just die already. Oh my god, a war going on. Why is it ripping? The dip that was caused from the war, the missiles, has completely been bought back up. So stupid. Although wars are pretty bullish. They call it buy the invasion.

Tesla's not moving at all today. Barrick Gold's done pretty well. We're staying above $21. I can't believe it. The first time I ever broke over $21 and stayed over $21. It usually always tanks right back down.

And then what else do we need to do? Yeah, I need to start trying to sell stuff. Sell the monitor. That's an easy £600-£700.

Crypt is already planning on being with Kale Awesome.

Yeah, I know. That's why I didn't trust her. It's why I would choose any other girl over her any other day, because I knew exactly what she was up to.

And she tries to lie about it. She was like, oh, I'm just using them to grow my OnlyFans. Yeah, sure. And then you're gonna fuck them for your OnlyFans too, aren't you?

Yeah, I would never want to meet her now.

She's just gonna be the village bicycle for the bootleg Discord. Exactly what I predicted. Not interested.

Completely uninterested.

So yeah, then we need to dismantle stuff, get rid of stuff, sell the monitor, sell whatever I can, and then at some point I gotta sell the car, and then I should have $8K, and then I've got to siphon funds out my credit card.

Oh, thanks, Manu. You should permanently ban her for betrayal. Hmm, maybe. She's already left the Discord, but if she actually sleeps with anyone, I might ban her.

Cake is worse than Venus.

How do you mean? It wouldn't take much to be worse than Venus. Have you seen her recently? Because she looks terrible.

She's gotten kind of fat, like she's bloated. I think it must be the antidepressants. Her hair looks awful, like she hasn't washed it. God, she needs help. I don't know what is wrong with her. And she's like beefing with her mum in— on Instagram stories. She made a new Instagram. She's in Switzerland

doing rehab or something, but she seems crazy.

She's making these posts complaining about her mum being a psycho.

And she's like leaking DMs and stuff.

Yeah. So then I sell the car and then I get money from my credit card to top up to get 12K and then I apply for the DTV visa. I'll still be here with no car, minimum, minimal furniture. And then basically it depends on whether I get approved for it or not. But I will, even if I

get denied, I will probably still go to Thailand anyway and move out because I will have to move out anyway because I've told them I want to move out. So I'll probably go to Thailand anyway, even if I get denied, but go as a tourist and then try and get a student visa whilst I'm there.

Why 12K? Because you need 11,200 savings to get the DTV visa.

Or I could just try and get the Thai Elite visa, max out the credit card and get the 20K. And I try and increase my credit card limit to like 10K and then use the car money and some other money over, I don't know, whatever, to pay the remaining 10K and get the 20— I mean, the 5-year

20K Thai Elite visa and I'll go there anyway because the amount of money I can save by living in Thailand would make it worth it. It would make worth— it'll make it worth getting into credit card debt because I'll be able to pay it off so quickly.

Why am I obsessed with Thailand? Because I see how cheap the rent is and I'm getting dollar signs flashing in my eyes.

Why am I sitting here in this house spending all every single penny I make on stupid council tax and stupid rent that is triple the amount that it is in Thailand? And I'm getting nothing out of it. Like, I'm not getting any benefit from living here that I wouldn't get from living in Thailand. Oh wow, I can

get British sausages.

Process last time I went to Thailand. I applied for the tourist visa. I don't think they're doing it anymore though. And then when I was there, I just went to immigration, I extended it, and then I went to Vietnam and I went back to Thailand, got another tourist visa. And then when I was there on the tourist

visa, I went to a school and applied for a student visa and I got a 1-year student visa. Cost about £1,000.

Yeah, there's a 60-day no visa required visa and you can extend it to 85 days, I think. Or was it 75 days?

And then you can leave and reenter and you shouldn't get any trouble if you've done it once in the year. If you do it again, they start questioning you. But they still let me in. Actually, they questioned me and they let me in anyway. They said, oh, make sure you get a return ticket. I didn't. I went

to a school and got a student visa.

嗯。

And then I've got to try and find some kind of international real estate agency that can get me a place and not rip me off.

I mean, they'll try and rip me off, but that still would be cheaper than booking it through a hotel website, wouldn't it? I'd probably book a month on a hotel website just to get myself sorted out first. And then whilst I'm in the hotel website, I'll start searching for a cheaper place, probably.

Yeah, I say British countryside is nicer and everything, and it is. But the thing is, I don't even go out.

I never even go outside. So what does it matter?

I only go out maybe once or twice a month to buy food. I don't go anywhere.

Can I speak Thai? Yeah, I speak a little bit.

Why Bangkok? Because it's central, has all the stuff I want. Modern Western stuff, and it just feels safer because it's the main city.

Also, immigration is nearby as well,

so it's convenient.

No, it's not dangerous at all. I lived there for 2 years and never felt like I was in danger once.

Might make dinner.

Yeah, I mean, Thai people, real estate people are very eager to get a foreigner apartment because they can charge extra. It's not like Japan where they're like, oh, oh, new visa, oh, new bank account. Oh, you need a stupid little stamp with your name on it. Japanese people are unwilling to help because you're a foreigner and they're

like making these stupid sounds at you.

Thai people are eager to help you because they want the money. And they don't give a fuck about the stupid rules.

Imagine going to a Japanese real estate agency and thinking they're going to help you. They'll just be like, oh, gaijin dame. Fuck off. This stupid cross-arm thing.

They also don't want to deal with English, so they just don't even want to try.

Lazy bastards.

I've already tried Kick. It didn't work. I did IRL streams in Bangkok.

Ice's viewers don't like me and they wouldn't watch me. Then they would think I'm boring anyway.

I'm not likable and I'm boring because if you're dislikable, at least you could be interesting, like do crazy stuff. I'm not going to do crazy stuff. I'm going to sit in my room and complain. All day long about nothing. Not really what the ice community want to see. They want to see stupid IRL being a nuisance outside

content,

which I'm not willing to do. I do not want to do IRL. I do inside IRL.

I've already done Kick. Stop telling me to do Kick. Jesus Christ, it didn't work. I've got 30 viewers. Who— how am I going to get KCIP with 30 viewers?

Even when my channel was much more popular, I couldn't even get 200 viewers on Twitch. I could only get like 100 viewers on Twitch, even when I had the most viewers I ever had.

So now with my channel dead, there's no way I'm getting any good viewership outside of YouTube.

Yeah, Asmongold's got a massive audience who will follow him no matter where he goes. You guys are too lazy to just make a Kick account. I couldn't even get people to come over to Twitch. They're like, oh, I like you, Daniel, but I don't want to make a Twitch account. Lazy.

I spammed my Twitch link everywhere back in 2018 and '19 trying to make, um, like diversify my online presence, and all I got was shitty 4K followers on Twitch.

Oh, market's tanking. I'm up £1.70. Is this the tank for real now?

I'll put my take profit at £5.

Oh God, I wish I shorted oil. Have you seen oil?

It ripped and then tanked like crazy. Could have made £100.

And also platinum looks like it could be a good short.

Damn, oil would have been a nice short. I missed it.

I've already done multi-stream. You keep suggesting things I've already done. I multi-stream to Twitch and Kick. I had like 10 viewers on Twitch. She's probably the same guy with multiple accounts. It was pointless because it didn't make any money, and you're not going to get any viewers on Twitch who aren't already on YouTube, so it's a waste

of time. If people go to Twitch, that means I've got less viewers on YouTube. It's not like, oh, I'm gonna get thousands on Twitch. It doesn't work like that. You're not gonna just suddenly conjure up, magically conjure up a new audience just by streaming on Twitch or Kick.

You need connections and networking,

or you need to go really viral.

I've already tried all this. The only thing that works is YouTube, where I grew.

Where I was born and raised.

Daniel, do not go to Thailand. Do not have sex with cute Thai ladyboys. You do not want them forcing their willies up your hairless and oiled bumhole. You find a reserved girlfriend, not a lissy bong who will do anything you demand sexually. Okay.

No, people, people don't become new viewers unless they've known me from the good days. If they just join now, they'll be like, what the fuck is this? He just sits there whining. Boring. They don't know the lore or the history. Everyone is getting verified on Kick and partnered easily. You're missing your chance. My friend Aparism was bought

to verify and then bought to partner, aka KCIP. Okay, maybe I'll do a Kick stream tomorrow just to shut you all up and prove that it will be a waste of time.

I'll do a midday, or should I do it when I usually stream on YouTube and then not stream on YouTube tomorrow?

Okay, I'll do, I'll do one Kick stream tomorrow, no YouTube stream, same time.

And I'm going to show you that it won't work. Let me, um, link my Kick account. So you can join it now so you can watch tomorrow's stream. Oh, let's kill everybody in this. Jesus Christ, he clicks on it exactly when Asmongold was talking about killing everybody.

Okay, here is my Kick. You guys better show up tomorrow.

That's my Kick, kick.com/hidingmyroom. Got 580 followers. I want to see that go up by 150 people.

Yeah, I still got some clips. I got clips from the Ice Poseidon haters. They clipped me staring at Bongbong and I was like licking my lips. Bongbong looked pretty hot though in those shorts, lying on the floor looking unconscious.

Bongbong was weird because sometimes she looked kind of good and then sometimes she looked really ugly.

Yeah, a fly landed on her when she was asleep. She's like sleeping on the floor.

Who's Bongbong? She's this Korean streamer that leeched Ice. Is she still streaming? She barely got any viewers. Yeah, there's a bunch of clips when I was ranting about Ice Poseidon and there's no videos, I think. No, they all got taken down. I mean, they all got deleted. What else is there?

Hey guys,

we got 1, 2, 3 new followers. Yeah, I got some clips from Thailand.

Where I was ranting about Sam Pepper, Nick White, Ice Kim, and staring at Bong Bong's half-naked body. Oh God, uh, I could watch these clips of Thailand. I feel so nostalgic. His girlfriend was a bit scary too, Kimberly, and she looked at me with these piercing cold Cold eyes, and she was like, I miss Thailand looking at

these videos now.

Why did I leave? Gave me was kind of chilling.

It was nice, not gonna lie. His girlfriend was a bit scary too, Kimberly.

I want to go back to Thailand, guys. What the fuck am I doing here?

I should never have left. I'll look at these clips now. I haven't watched— I haven't watched any of my Thailand content in ages until now.

Like, I thought it was kind of ironic, Ice and Sam saying it was really hard streaming outside because you had to keep raising your voice cuz the traffic's so loud. I'm the psycho. And then they start saying stuff like, let's tie him up, let's tie his hands up and lock him in the closet. I mean, who is

the actual psycho?

They're literally saying let's tie him up. Good times.

Okay, so tomorrow, 6 p.m. UK time, I'll send out a notification that I'm on Kick and then we shall put these allegations at rest. To rest. I mean,

you said it sucked. Well, I didn't know that my life was going to suck more where I'm now living here. Which is okay, I guess, but I'm being financially destroyed. No savings. All my money goes out to fucking council tax, road tax, income tax, car stuff.

I just, I feel more and more like, what am I doing here? I'm not saving any money.

I'll do a poll.

Will you be attending the Kick stream tomorrow?

I, I can't remember how to set it up. I need to set it up again, so I need to get the stream key on Streamlabs, I guess. Log out of YouTube. Yeah, I'll do a Kick stream tomorrow, which means I'm gonna lose my YouTube stream money for tomorrow. Hope you're happy.

Oh wow, like, a lot of people are getting verified on Kick with 300 followers, 600, because they email Kick and tell them they got YouTube and Twitch email, tell them who you are, etc. They maybe give you Kick partner without a hassle. Okay, why are viral on Turkey Tom? What is the email address? Or ask AI, can

You write me

an email asking kick.com to verify me for KCIP, telling them I have a YouTube channel called Hiding in My Room with 113k subs.

Dear Kick Creator Support, I hope you're doing well. My name is Daniel. Why is it so robotic?

Condense it and make less formal.

I run a YouTube channel called Hi My Room, over 130K subs. I'm interested in joining KCIP. I'm exploring live streaming and think Kick would be great Great fit for me and my audience. Is that all I need? It's not KCIP anymore; it's called Kick Partner. But they'll know what I mean, won't they?

I've only gained six new followers. Oh my god!

Sixty-two percent said no.

Gonna get like twenty viewers.

Yeah, if you can connect me to someone at Kick, that'd be great, because yeah, I saw Asmongold's video and he said he made like $30K in just 2 streams, which is how much he makes in a month of streaming on Twitch. I mean, yeah, if I made more money, I would ditch YouTube and go to Kick.

Sorry, what's the email address?

Is it [email protected]?

$10 per 100 consistent viewers. I won't be able to get 100 viewers.

I'll get like 20 or 30.

So what's that, $2 per 30 viewers?

I still don't know what the email address is. Is it— let me Google it then. Kick

support KCIP email.

How to join Kick Creator Incentive Program.

Average 75 concurrent viewerships. How to— oh, [email protected]. I found it.

Uh, where's the new email? Where's the new compose? Kick. Okay. I'll just copy the AI thingy.

Do I need to put my kick channel too?

What? Don't say KCIP, it will piss them off. Why?

Why would it piss them off? So what should I put? Yeah, I put case— what do I put then? Kick partner. Well, change KCIP to kick partner then.

I run a YouTube channel called Hyman Room with over 100 subs. I'm interested in joining, joining,

joining kick partner.

What's wrong with KCIP? Why would they get triggered at KCIP?

I'm interested in joining Kick partner.

I'm interested in joining as a Kick partner. I'm exploring live streaming. Think Kick would be a great fit for me and my audience. Let me know if you need anything else to get verified.

And my kick channel.

Here is my kick channel.

How's that? Is that good?

I mean, it would be nice because I don't have to worry about copyright and I can say the N-word.

Maybe [email protected]. Kick partner verification. Hiding my room.

I run a YouTube channel called I'm Interested in Joining Kick Partner.

I regularly get 150 concurrent viewers on YouTube.

I can't— stupid Y button doesn't work. What if they see my video badmouthing Ice on my clips? Because Ice is like friends with Eddie. What if Eddie knows of me because of the DPAC drama? Because Eddie watches Ice's streams, doesn't he? They'll be like, oh, you're the guy who laughed at Deepak when his mum died. But they

might ban me instead.

Okay, I sent the email. We shall see.

If you were right and this makes me rich, I would suck your dick.

Oh, what? Oh,

what?

Oh,

my short position closed because the stupid market bounced. I thought it— I thought it took profit and I thought I got £5. The stupid breakeven stop loss got triggered.

I want to re-enter though because I still think this goes down.

I was like, what the fuck happened?

It did a mini rip and then it triggered my breakeven stop loss.

I got excited. I thought it tanked and it took my profit.

You're gonna put me in contact with ABC. Okay, thanks.

Wish me luck.

Didn't people say homeless, slightly homeless, was making like $10K a month with only a couple hundred viewers?

I got a reply automated. Says, thanks for reaching out. We experience high volume of email requests. We're thrilled to see the overwhelming interest. In the Kick Partner Program. Fast-track process has been a tremendous success.

Make sure you've emailed us from your Kick registered email address. Oh shit,

I think it is my Kick address.

Oh no, did I use a different address?

Maybe I should send it again.

I forgot what email address I used to sign up to Kick.

It must have been that one.

Kale, is it true? Are you gonna bang Crypt?

Apparently she's trying to bang bootleg Discord members.

If you're currently a partner on YouTube, Feel free to share a link to your channel. Oh shit, I didn't link my channel. I just said the channel name.

Um, YouTube channel link.

Hide in my room, kick channel. I've already linked it though.

What else?

Team will review your request, get back to you shortly, within the next couple days.

Maybe I should wait until they reply before I do a Kick stream, because what's the point doing a Kick stream if I'm not verified? So I won't make any money.

How do I check my email address settings?

Um, oh yeah, that's my— I used the right email address. Good. Uh, I don't know if I want to go short again since I got stopped out.

I think I will.

Didn't really want to be stopped out.

Okay, I sent the email.

I think, um, I won't stream on Kick until they've replied. So if they say no, then I'll probably— I don't know. I mean, if they say no, how am I gonna get KCIP?

Might help if they see you active on Kick. Maybe it's

just if I do a Kick stream and I don't do a YouTube stream, I lose my YouTube money that I'll make tomorrow.

If I multi-stream, you guys will watch on YouTube and you won't watch on Kick. So what's the point? I need to get you over to Kick with juicy incentives. I'll be naked on the Kick stream.

All the ladies, don't get too excited.

I'll give it a try, I guess.

Well, I'm up 80 pence.

Okay, smag den her.

Properties testing.

Testing. I'm up 50 pence.

Gonna get rich.

I wonder if, if the money thing was no different, would I choose Thailand over the UK? Like, say there's zero financial benefit of going to Thailand, would you still go? Hmm, I don't know.

Then what's the point? I do feel like maybe this place is a bit cursed.

I mean, the point would be content, wouldn't it? Otherwise you guys can get bored if I just stay here forever, and I'll get bored as well.

And it'll be something new. Well, actually it's not new, it's the same thing happened a few years ago but different.

Uh, maybe I can bang a ladyboy.

What? I've picked up my sock just now and now I've lost it. Oh, it's there.

Why is it insane to have 130 viewers and 112 votes? Normally you would say a ratio of 130 views and 30 likes. Was that good or bad?

The results, 70% say no. Oh my God, you guys are useless. Not even 50%. That's how many?

40 people. I'd get 40 viewers then, wouldn't I? And then maybe if I spam out a link on YouTube posts and on Discord as well, might get 50 viewers. Yeah.

More likes equals more spreading of the stream. Yeah guys, press the like button.

Press it now.

I used to experiment with trying to get people to press like and it never made any difference, even if I got loads of likes.

Remember the Chihiro video where she made a video for me? Got thousands of likes and it got 100K views.

I still believe that dislikes have the same effects as a like. It's engagement.

No, I don't have TradingView subscription. It's Trading212 which uses TradingView. Charts, but you don't need to pay on Trading 212. TradingView is such a scam. Like, they want you to pay for subscription just to use more than 2 indicators, which is such a scam.

I don't use indicators really. I just— you— I don't— they don't help, to be honest. So all these stupid lines, like this volume thing doesn't help. Moving average, it just— it's like a lagging indicator, so who cares? I don't use any of this. All I use is levels. Like, it seems obvious to short here because it's a

level, isn't it, of resistance? So I'd expect it to tank a bit.

I don't know how to get rid of it now.

Yeah, look at Platinum. Don't you think this looks like a good short?

Head and shoulders, knees and toes.

And then you got oil. Where's oil?

Ah, oil would have been such a good short. You could have shorted it twice as well. Look, there and then there. I don't know if it keeps going down.

Tesla's done nothing all day. Look at Tesla. Was it— is it for the robotaxi thing? The robotaxi thing's on the 22nd, isn't it?

Russell 2000 is not moving. Barrick Gold ripped up to $22

and then dropped back down to $21.50.

Tax rules on trading.

Well, I haven't made any money. I reckon it only counts as profit when you take the money out and it enters your bank account. Like, okay, I made— I'm up 60p, but it doesn't count, does it, until I take it out and put it in my bank? I've lost more money than I made. My P&L is like

minus 2,000.

Yeah, I wish I made more than 3,000 on stocks. I've very barely made more than 2,000 since I lost £15K back in 2021. I've probably clawed back £2K,

but that's in a stocks and shares ISA, so it's tax-free. I need to pay— oh, the fridge is open again. Why does it do that?

What month is it? June. We got 5 months until November. Might not be here much longer.

I've got these leek and mushroom meat-free bangers. I hope they're still okay. Expired 5 days— no, 7 days ago.

All these fucking mushrooms. I don't like mushrooms.

Yeah, and also someone got me a boomerang from Australia. It came from Australia,

the postage was Australia. Looks quite nice.

Is that branding, or did he write it on there? It looks handwritten.

I kind of want to just chuck it into the field and see if it actually does come back.

Uh, what am I gonna do with it though? Like, if I move out—

returning boomerang,

Eddie Harris.

Yeah, the postage packet was from Australia.

Hmm, I could go to Kit Hill and just chuck it, see if it does come back. It would be pretty funny.

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Google Pixel 9a, for anyone who's been left out of the group photo.

They never come back for me. Maybe there's a special way you gotta throw it.

Yeah, we got pork sausage and vegan sausage and potato.

Potato's looking weird again.

Ah, you know, I'll be sad leaving here because it's like, yeah, the sunny thing's really over now. They gotta be crying about Sunny in a year's time.

I can't believe everything that happened, really. Like, all the getting kicked out and driving through the night and then looking for a place to live,

planning to live together. Oh God, all of it is a waste of time.

Back to Thailand we go. You know, if I never got with Sunny in the first place, I probably would have ended up considering Thailand again anyway.

If we oil up the mushrooms, they might taste good.

Ooh, they're getting slimy.

Oh, these are slimy.

I think they're still good, they're just a week old. Maybe I should cook all of them actually.

There's still 4 of them.

I eat so slowly, don't I?

It's not coming out.

Maybe I won't have a pork sausage.

Closer to the river we go.

What

is

the song?

I got to wait 30 minutes.

Why don't you move back in with mom because we fight and I can't stand her.

What will happen is I'd move in, we'd fight again, and then I'd storm out. Same thing would happen.

The problem with storming out is I don't get to plan properly and prepare. And end up in prickly, prickly situations that I wouldn't be in if I had more time to prepare.

I think the Thailand plan's great because I'm not saving any money in England. I'm spending every single pound I make on my lifestyle here, whereas in Thailand it'd be way cheaper, like a third cheaper probably.

I'm not stalking anyone. Also, if I'm gonna get a new girlfriend, I'd have a better chance in Thailand, wouldn't I? I mean, who's gonna date me in England? In the middle of nowhere unless I want a 60-year-old pensioner,

right? If I'm gonna try and find a new girlfriend, uh, I'd much rather be in Thailand to do it.

I feel like after Sunny, I don't really want to date a British girl again. Just the sound of the accent pisses me off. So annoying. How

am

I going to find a girlfriend in Thailand when I'm banned on dating apps?

Uh, maybe that ThaiCupid.com.

Or OKCupid. Well, I don't know, just like walk up to any tiger on the street.

Are we tanking yet? I'm up 80 pence.

Thai friendly.

Although I'd rather just date a foreigner if I was gonna date in Thailand. Like Fern, the tall British girl at the Thai class.

She would have been hot, I bet. I bet she's freaky. She's freaky, got hairy armpits. She seemed the type, like free-spirited, nothing holds me down, don't shave my pussy.

Bet she's feminist though.

She was tall as fuck, like probably 5'10. She would dominate me.

Goddamn, I wish I put more effort into like trying to talk to Fern. She was cute,

but I felt intimidated with her youngness and looks.

I swear, all it would have taken was a few more interactions, I could have gotten her line.

I only— I talked to her like twice, and she initiated it. I mean, imagine me initiating conversation. Yeah, right, okay. She initiated every single conversation. She even stopped in the middle of the doorway when she was in front of me to turn around and talk to me.

Damn it, she's probably back in the UK now as well.

Yeah, I think she definitely likes me. She probably likes Asian, Asian guys. That's why she's in Thailand.

And it's not like— I mean, she probably had issues because she had a lot of train tracks on her arms.

And she probably can't get a Thai boyfriend because she's too tall.

Oh well, I got sick and then I couldn't go to school for 2 weeks, and then I got better, but then the class was over and I had to take the final exam, and they all moved on to, I don't know, level 4, but I couldn't go to level 4 because it was fully booked. Apparently they said

if I want to do level 4, that'll wait until the next year. But what about fun?

You were covered in rashes there. You know, I got covered in rashes here when I moved in here. Look, look at all these scars. I got all these rashes and then after a while they disappeared. I think when I'm stressed I get rashes and they just kind of disappear when I'm less stressed.

In Thailand I got it all over my hands, didn't I?

Why is your elbow so bony? Because I'm not fat. Why, why else? It's just that bone.

My bicep.

Yeah, look, I've got rashes here from when I moved in here because I was kind of stressed.

Stupid Sunny didn't make it any easier. I was already stressed out about money, rent, getting a job, and then on top of that I had to worry about her stupid tantrums.

Oh, she was like, oh, me, me, me, me. All she cared about was herself.

She had the nerve to say, oh, I would have driven through the wind and rain for you. Yeah, I literally drove halfway across the country and moved house. For you.

Like, she literally said that she has gone above and beyond and put in more effort when I literally moved halfway across the country, relocated, got a job, got a house. And then she still thinks she put in more effort than I did. The absolute nerve, the utter audacity she has to even say that makes me sick. Sick,

ungrateful. The ingratitude of her attitude, sickening.

What do you mean, did I pay her back for the Airbnbs? Who the fuck do you think paid for it in the first place, you fucking moron? It was me. I was the one who paid for it. What do you mean pay her back? I sent her the money and she booked it. What, you think she paid

for the Airbnb for me? You must be joking, you dumb fuck.

Imagine thinking she paid for my Airbnb.

She couldn't even be bothered to try and get a partial refund because she was scared about her Airbnb account. She was like, oh, I don't want to piss him off. Maybe you should have asked him in the morning for the refund. I fucking did. I told you like 10 minutes ago. How do you forget? I literally said,

oh, I asked him. He said to use the resolution center. And then later in the day she says, why didn't I ask? I did ask him. I told you I asked him.

God, she was annoying. Something wrong with her brain. Like you say something to her and she forgets it, and then criticizes you for something you already said you did.

I think she's probably been the most annoying girlfriend I've ever had, and now she's reporting our streams. Not she's not just reporting my channel; she's reporting people who made fan videos and also Turkey Tom. Turkey Tom's video got blurred out where she's in it because she reported his video as well. She's so dumb. I mean, the video

already got 1.5 million views. The fuck do you think blurring it out now makes any difference? Oh no, I need it blurred out now in case it gets another 10 million views. It's already gotten the views. It's been 2 months. It's not going to get any more views. It's already got 1.5 million views. You think blurring it

out now makes any fucking difference? People are so stupid.

Yeah, go on the Toki Tom video, skip to the end where she's in it. It's all blurred out.

You know, it's funny she didn't report the video when the video came out because that's what would have made a difference before it got 1.5 million views. Why didn't she report it when it first came out, not 3 months later? Why now?

Very strange. I'm talking about the Toki Tom video. I said the word Toki Tom like 10 times already. How do you not know what I'm talking about? The Toki Tom video

that Toki Tom made about me, and at the end It's got Sunny's face in it. He blurred— she blurred it out, and then he— I mean, she reported it and he blurred it out.

I'm very cranky because I'm hungry.

I've got sausage potato mushroom.

I just think people are so stupid reporting the video after it's gotten all of its views. Like the Japanese manager guy reporting my video about being gay. No one watches it anymore. It's already gotten 85,000 views. People have already seen your face. It's too late. Stop being a petty little bitch.

No one cares anymore. These videos aren't getting any more views.

Stupid market. It's like barcoding in a square. It just won't tank. I'll be up £1, down 50 pence. Up £1, down £1, up £1. Now it's going up.

Oh, the market closed. I didn't even notice it did. Where's the tank? I guess it'll tank overnight then. Okay,

I guess I'll hold it overnight.

Don't know, what if Asia rips it up?

Mushrooms and then

These are the 2 2-week-old mushrooms. I think they're fine.

They don't want it there so their real-life social group doesn't share it.

Um, but you would if you knew who she was. You would already be able to tell that it's her,

wouldn't you?

Unless it's about hiding her actual physical face and body,

because from the sound of her voice, you'd easily be able to tell it's her. So if it's like trying to hide that she's on it, I don't think that's gonna— I mean, she's trying to hide it from people she knows. The people she knows knows her, so if they see or hear her They would instantly know it's

her even if she's blurred out. So what's the point?

How Daniel thinks he can pay for his 5-year visa but not get the money to pay his mum back.

Oh God, you're so stupid.

If I take out a 20K loan to pay my mum back, now I gotta pay back the 20K loan plus interest. But if I take out a 20K loan to live in Thailand, now my living expenses are 65% cheaper. I will have more money left over.

I'll be able to pay off the loan and my mum faster than it would take to pay off my mum if I stayed here.

This is why you people don't have stocks, because you just don't understand how business works.

Uh, first of all, I don't need a £20K loan. I need a £7K— I just need to take out £7K from my credit card, which would give me £145 a month. Interest fees. Yeah, the interest sucks, but I won't be in England anymore, so I won't be paying council tax, income tax, road tax, car insurance. So the

money I save from not being here easily dwarfs the amount of interest I have to pay on my credit card for the £7K maxed out limit. And then I'll be having way more money left over each month that I can quickly pay off the credit card. It will probably take like 7 or 8 months to pay off

the credit card, when I'm in Thailand. So I'll be credit card paid off, freed— free, I mean paid off the credit card, uh, within half a year in Thailand. And then from then, um, I'll just start saving money to pay off my mum, and I'll be able to save up triple the amount of money, double the amount

of money in Thailand than I would be able to here.

Yeah, I will save everything.

You're just an idiot.

And I mean, even if I buy some gadgets here and there, it'll still mean I save a lot of money, unless I buy thousands of pounds worth of gadgets, which I won't.

I can save up the money faster if I'm in Thailand. I can't save any money here. And yeah, we'll need to use £7,000 of credit card. Money. Actually, wait a minute. Oh my God, I don't even need to use the £7,000 credit card money. I will take the money out and then put it straight back in after

I've gotten my visa. I'm, I'm thinking about the Thai Elite strategy. No, we're talking about the DTV visa where I just need £11K savings. I don't need to use my credit card. I just need to pull the money out to prove I've got the money and then put it back in.

So I'm not getting into debt to move to Thailand. I am getting— I'm getting rid of my car and objects like monitors and stuff and gaming chair. I will have more money by doing that than not doing it, and I won't be in debt. I'll be in surplus because I'll sell the car and all this stuff. I'll

have nearly 10K. Weren't I? And I applied for the visa. I'll get the visa and then I've got to pay some money for the taxi, plane ticket, um, a condo in Thailand. And I have like 8K left over. I have 8K left over. I won't have touched any of the credit card money because I'll put it straight

back into the credit card, so I won't be being charged interest. And then I'll put the 8K in stocks, and then all I need to do is save up another 10K, which in Thailand will be easy because I'll be making like 1,500 with £500 or £600 a month expenses, I'll be able to save £1,000 a month. In

10 months, I can save up another £10K to pay off my mum.

It is failproof. The only tricky part is getting the visa. I need to get the money, and I need to apply for it. I need to make sure the application is all good so I don't get rejected. And waste £300.

Yeah, the biggest risk is trying to get the visa. Once I get the visa, it's all easy. I need to tell— I'm moving out of this place. I need to sell all my stuff. I need to sell my car. I need to book a hotel next to the airport and then get a taxi to the hotel so

I can check into the flight easily the next day because I don't want to do it all in one day. 4 or 5 hour drive, be hard.

£150 for the monitor? Get lost. That's a £1,000 monitor. I want £700. And I'll autograph it with my permanent marker.

I've got dirty underwear as well if anyone wants to buy some.

And the gaming chair, £100. Sofa, £200. Bean bag, it's a good bean bag. What about Amazon box chair? Anyone want to buy my Amazon box chair? I made it myself.

It's the only one that exists in the entire world, handcrafted by moi.

Very comfortable.

I've got smelly socks as well. Got dumbbells. You want some dumbbells?

Oh, I also got Sunny's underwear. £1,000. And I got her makeup and toiletries.

She needs to talk to you urgently before you depart for Thailand. Well, she sounds like I'm— sound— she sounds like she thinks I'm leaving tomorrow.

Talk about what? I don't have the money. I don't have any money. She thinks I can just summon up $19,000 to pay her.

And we still haven't done the first objectives, which is sell my stocks, pay off the credit card, create an overdraft buffer. These things come first in the next couple months, and this Thailand plan I'm aiming for like November, December.

If she can't see that this is a good idea, I don't really know what to say, to be honest. Because my expenses here are like £1,700, my earnings £1,700, Thailand expenses £500 or £600. Do the maths. I would save £800 to £1,000 a month by living in Thailand.

Will income be the same in Thailand? Well, I don't think it'll be hard to maintain my current numbers. Do you think it can get any worse? I'm literally getting 2K views per video. You think it can get worse than that? We've already hit rock bottom. The only way is up. The stream's literally getting 2K views now.

Remember you had 60 viewers in Thailand, sometimes 80? Yeah, and I had 80 viewers Here for a few weeks. I only have 150 now because guess what? I'm talking about Thailand. The only reason I've got good numbers now is because I'm talking about Thailand. Such a hypocrite. You're like, oh, Thailand was boring, your numbers were low. My

numbers were literally Thailand level of low a couple days ago. I had 80 or 90 views a couple days ago. Only since I started talking about moving to Thailand has it gone back up over 150.

Don't you see the irony? The irony is my views are up now because I'm talking about Thailand.

I literally had 60 viewers a few nights ago when I was doing stocks.

I don't have any salt. Oh, I got the guacamole mayo.

Why come on? It's not coming out.

It's not coming out.

It looks like a nipple. Why do they make it like that? Like a baby bottle. Maybe I'll have one more sausage.

Voilà, brown food. Come here, go.

Try the vegan sausage.

Hmm, not bad, not bad.

The sauce is spicy. I don't like it.

The sausage is pretty good.

Oh, I feel sick.

The potato is so damn hot, I can't eat it.

Oh,

now my mouth is burning. Why'd you give me spicy sauce?

It just hurts. What's the point of it?

It tastes good, but it just hurts.

Oh yeah, I love the pain in my mouth so much.

Tu vas

être ma femme.

The tin cans echoed.

Oh, it burns.

Oh my.

好，好。

嗯，哈，哈，呼，呼，呼，呼。

嗯。

Washing time.

Time to wash the dishes and then have a KitKat.

Vegan sausage is not too bad.

And she might have one more because I'm a bit hungry still.

Hmm, a lot better than the Linda McCartney ones. Those were horrible.

This actually tastes like a sausage,

and I know what a sausage tastes like. Trust me,

man, it

was me.

The last, last Japanese KitKat.

I wonder if the neighbors notice yet that Sunny never comes over anymore.

Kind of embarrassing, cuz when, when I first moved in here, we said hello to the neighbors, me and Sunny together. We're like, oh, hello, I'm Sunny.

And now she's never here. I wonder if they notice she never comes anymore. Oh, how embarrassing. We're like Oh yeah, we're moving here together. Oh, we're so in love. Moved here for my girlfriend, my new house. Oh, you're so great. And then like a month later, dumped. How embarrassing.

Where the fuck is the tripod? Oh my God, every time.

I felt so cool when I moved in here. I had my car, had my girlfriend, got myself a house. Felt like I was winning in life, you know.

Everything seemed so great.

I had no idea she would suddenly be like, oh, shut down your YouTube.

Felt somewhat of a normal person. For a bit, you know, got a girlfriend, a car, a job,

every— and then it all fell apart.

Everything I worked for, tried so hard, in the end didn't even matter. Left me anyway.

Now I feel like a loser again.

Can't get any views, shoving stuff up my bumhole.

Alone. But what was meant to be was never meant to be, I guess.

This feels embarrassing. No, okay, yeah, we're here together.

I'm Daniel, this is Jenny. Now she fucking dumped me.

Now I'm stuck here all alone, hundreds of miles away from my family.

Thanks for that.

I'm not a big fan of matcha, to be honest.

I think matcha only tastes good when you have it with sushi.

It tastes weird.

It's got this weird musk in the back of your throat after you swallow it. I like it in sushi places. You get a little powder.

Uh, yeah, I don't like matcha ice cream. It's got a weird bitter aftertaste. I'm not into it.

I like lemon and I like orange.

Orange Kit Kats are the best.

You never tried matcha?

I don't recommend it.

In Japan, young people don't drink bottles of soda like Coca-Cola or stuff like that. They drink cold bottles of green tea. It's weird.

That's why they're so slim.

The vending machines mostly have cold bottles of green tea.

Do you think my mum would actually be mad if I go to Thailand?

She doesn't understand it's a financial plan.

What does she know about business?

Why would she be overjoyed?

I think she thinks that I'm going to Thailand to have a good time and like waste money. No, I'm going to Thailand to save money. Cost of living is a third of what it is here.

Come on guys, back me up.

I thought you didn't care. I do care. I care when people are mad at me for stupid reasons that don't make any sense, because you are mad at me because you think I'm doing something wrong. When I'm not. You're wrong.

I'm not doing anything wrong, so you shouldn't have any right to be mad at me.

I take it as a personal insult.

Get a job.

Well, and then have to pay more taxes.

Even if I got a job and made, let's say, £1,000 a month extra on top of what I'm making now,

I would then have to pay more income tax, which means I'm realistically only going to be making £800 a month after taxes. That's less than what I can save if I just move to Thailand and focused on making content.

People need to shut the fuck up with this job stuff. My strengths are YouTube and content creation, not working at fucking Sainsbury's.

That's a waste of my potential and a waste of my gifts. I'm a creative artist. I will never thrive at a job. That's not my path and destiny in life. I'm a YouTuber and a streamer and I create. I'm a creator. My talents would be wasted in Sainsbury's.

You just don't get it. You're not looking at the bigger picture.

People shouldn't be doing things that they suck at. They should be doing things that they're good at. And I'm good at talking shit on the internet.

I mean, what do you want me to do? Go Thailand, suck off ladyboys, or stack shelves in Tesco's? Yeah, exactly.

If I get a job, I'll be like, hey guys, I just stacked shelves at Tesco. I stacked so many shelves. I stacked the bananas and the apples one by one. It was so great.

You were all so bored when I kept talking about delivering parcels, weren't you? So shut up about the job stuff, because if I get a job, I'll just talk about the job all the time like I did with Amazon. You're all telling me to stop with the driving and the parcel talk, weren't you?

The only job I can get would be a boring job like stacking shelves, and then I'll just come home and I'll talk about all the shelves I stacked, and then you complain, oh, stop talking about shelf stacking, Daniel.

I know exactly what you guys are like.

I've lived in Thailand before, so I know exactly what the expenses are. And when I was in Thailand, I was paying for 2 people. I was paying for 2 people's expenses, food and stuff. So obviously it'll be cheaper now I'm alone.

I remember this one time I delivered this parcel to this house with a gate, and I was going to go into the gate Open the gate and these stupid dogs ran up to the gate, started barking at me. So I didn't want to go in, so I just chucked the parcel over the gate and left it lying

there in the middle of the driveway. And then I got a negative review saying he just tossed it into the driveway. Well, maybe you should keep your stupid dogs inside then.

Why does every bloody person have to get a dog?

Teach yourself something useful and make money.

Um,

like what? Give an example

and I'll tell you why it's boring, pointless, and a waste of time.

I like trading. I'm good at it.

I'm only down £50.

Juicy story. Hmm.

Um, one time there was a big box of toilet paper and it got wet, so the box fell apart and the toilet paper fell out. So I stuffed it all back in and sellotaped it up, but one of the rolls I didn't put it back in, so I was like, oh, screw it, and then I took it

home and I wiped my bum with it. Free toilet roll.

I just don't like it when I was delivering parcels and dogs would bark at me and chase me. It was scary and annoying. Well, they'd start jumping at me and I'm trying to walk away and I'm trying not to kick the dog by accident.

Or I'm trying to not let the dog escape from the gate. Sometimes they've got a gate, you open it, and the owner's like, shut the gate. Shut your mouth, idiot.

Like, why can't they just put the dog in another room when they open the door so the dog doesn't run out? Is it hard?

My dog launches out the door chasing me, and then the owner's yelling its name.

If they just had some foresight, they could have put the dog in another room before opening the door.

Do I miss Crypt Cutie sometimes?

Yeah, a little bit. In the early days, I thought she was cool. She sent me that box of stuff, the Minion drinks and the dildo,

and then she got turned to the dark side, and now she's a permanent fixture on the bootleg server.

Feel a bit disappointed that she turned,

but what can you do?

She chose which people to hang out with. And she chose wrong.

She started off cool, like just a viewer, and then she joined the Discord, and then she became part of the community, but then she sided with the wrong part of the community.

I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm a bit disappointed in how things turned out.

There was— I guess there was a time when I was Thinking, yeah, maybe it would be fun to meet her,

but I would never be able to trust her knowing that she's like best pals with all my enemies. No way would I let her in my house or leave her alone with my devices on.

I feel like she would do weird stuff like secretly take pictures and send it to Pugman and they will laugh on the Discord. I would not be able to trust that.

Yeah, very disappointing.

It's actually kind of excited at the idea of doing a road trip and like picking up here and then going somewhere.

I guess it's not happening.

Maybe she'll have an orgy with the bootleg server. She said she had an orgy before, didn't she? 5 girls and 2 guys.

Didn't she also say she's been pregnant 5 times and aborted them? That's wild.

Uh, I think I would like someone a little bit more normal, to be honest.

嗯。

Hmm, some things I think you should keep to yourself.

That's probably why we didn't want to meet.

I mean, I didn't really want to meet since the beginning because I was put off by stuff I heard, and then the more I heard, the more I didn't want to meet.

Where's Moon? I don't know. She seems like she's been playing a lot of GTA Five recently.

Is it gonna tank or not?

I'm still cold. I think it's about 16 degrees. I've got a lot of pimples now all around my lip. It hurts.

I've got a cluster around my top lip now.

Soon in Thailand, I'm too hot. Yeah, I'll be like, ah, it is so hot.

Yeah, but at least you don't have to worry about getting naked and being cold. I hate going for a shower and it's freezing, and then you get out the shower and you quickly have to dry off because it's freezing. You never have to worry about that in Thailand.

The thing I do hate is The cockroaches. Oh God, there's like all little bits of food in my kitchen, and if we had cockroaches, they'd be everywhere. Luckily England doesn't have any, but in the Thailand condo, every evening I would find a tiny little cockroach hiding somewhere. It would usually crawl up the wall next to my computer

desk, and I'd spray it And then Fasta hated it when I sprayed the poison gas. She'd be like, baby, not good,

dangerous. I'd be like, it's not dangerous, it's for killing insects, not killing humans.

I just gave it like a little spray and then she would run into the bedroom and shut the door because she was scared of the gas.

Really weird.

I kept killing them every night. They just kept coming back, and I tried my hardest to keep the kitchen clean and to clean up all food, but they just kept reappearing. Little tiny weird-looking cockroaches, not big brown ones like in Japan. They were like little small ones, kind of greenish looking. Greeny-brown looking. Definitely cockroaches though, because they

have the long antennas.

One time I sprayed the cockroach on the ceiling and it fell down, landed on the floor, and then I forgot about it, and then Foster stepped on it. And she got mad and kicked the poison can across the room.

God, we started to get on each other's nerves, I think, after a while. She was so untidy. She didn't clean or tidy stuff up. She left— she had a pile of clothing on the floor for months, didn't put it back in the closet.

Just like a mountain of clothing. And then she would come home and not do anything. She'd just be like sitting on the bed talking on the phone or playing this phone game. She wouldn't do any housework. She never cooked either. She cooked like maybe once every 2 weeks. I always did all the cooking, and then she would

come home and bring home food from a vending machine or something, like a store. I mean, like a food stall. She'd bring home a bag of noodle soup or something, and then I'd cook my own dinner. We never ate the same food. She'd always bring like Thai food, crab, shrimp, noodles, and then I'd have a steak and

chips or, I don't know, pork chops.

Yeah, she was pretty lazy, very untidy and messy. I was always going around tidying stuff up.

Is the steak good in Thailand? It's imported from New Zealand, actually. It's usually imported from New Zealand or Australia, they don't have their own steaks.

They don't usually eat it. It's like a Western delicacy. They'll usually just have crab or shrimp or chicken.

I still remember that funny thing I did. She got sick and she had a fever, so I wanted to cool her down. So I got a dishcloth and I rinsed it in water and squeezed it dry so it was damp, and I put it on her forehead to cool her down. I didn't realize it was a dirty

rag.

She smelt the rag and it was like smelly, and she jumped up and ran off to the shower room. To clean her face. I put like bacteria-infected dirty rag on her face. Oh my God, I was trying to do a nice thing. I didn't really— I thought it was clean.

I thought it was a clean rag.

It stunk like dirty bacteria smell.

She had to get soap and wash her face.

I used to like it when my Korean ex gave me a face massage, and then she'd get a hot rag of— like a rag, soak it in hot water and squeeze it, and then she'd press it on my face. It felt so relaxing. I put my head on her lap We'd sit on the floor, she would kneel

down, I'd put my head on her lap, and she would also clean my ears, like get the cotton bud and clean my ears, and then use the hot rag and like massage my ears. It felt so good. I felt like a cat being pampered.

Vasta used to give me face massages too in the beginning, and then she stopped doing them.

She did it really well.

I love getting a face massage.

There's some— something so comforting about it, like you're getting a warm hug in your face.

I hope if I go to Thailand, I'm not going to get all depressed.

Remembering the past. I hope I can just like live a normal life

and not constantly get reminded about things.

It's what I'm worried about. The nostalgia will be too strong,

and instead of creating a new life, I'm just wallowing in the past.

That's why, you know, I was thinking I should just stay here. And I wasn't thinking about going overseas. Japan's tainted, Thailand's tainted.

I'm gonna run out of countries at this point.

Mum wants her deposit. What deposit? I don't know what you're talking about.

What deposit? Deposit for what?

I think the only way I can save up any meaningful money here is if I got a job.

Um, but if I get a job, I would be less productive on YouTube, so my YouTube income will take a hit.

So in the end, it would just result in not really that much more money. Plus, I'd have to pay more income tax if I made more money, so it wouldn't really make a difference.

I think I'd overall have more money if I go to Thailand.

You'd have stable income. Um, really wouldn't think it's stable.

Yeah, like Amazon and Every were so stable, weren't they? Didn't even last 3 months.

I'd get bored of it, get fed up, rant about it, dox myself, and then get fired.

Probably my only chance is day trading. I must become a master of the trades. I did pretty well today. I, I made £7, went long. And now I'm in a short and it's up, it's up 5 pence. 100% win rate today.

Look, I made £1 and then I made £6.40 and then I made 15 pence. Today's been pretty good.

Now if we can 10x that, now we're talking.

It would be £70,

but then I would need to 10x my funded account from— instead of just having £200, I need £2,000 funded account. Then I'll be making like £70 for these trades. Now we're

talking.

I really would not be able— I mean, listen, the reason why I got banned on Amazon Flex was not because I did the job badly. It was because I brought my mum and I filmed it. That was it. I didn't know bringing my mum would get me banned. And then the reason why I got banned on Amazon—

I mean, Every— was because I was already banned on Amazon. So I didn't get banned from Every because I did the job badly, even though I did do it badly. I got banned because of my videos about Amazon, which is so stupid. I did the job really badly, by the way.

But the reason they gave me for banning me was because of my Amazon Flex videos, saying I'm a security risk.

So the reason why I got banned was so stupid and not fair. I didn't know I can't bring my mom.

I mean, you can bring your mom, it's just she's not allowed to deliver stuff. But she, she just carried A bag to a door.

It's not like I gave her the phone to scan stuff and do the thingy.

I did appeal. They said they're sticking to the decision.

So annoying.

If I had just not filmed it, no one would have known.

嗯。

While I'm most sad because Sunny got his video taken down. Sunny's an evil person, only cares about herself and her little stupid self-image.

Yeah, well, she didn't get mine taken down. Mine is still up. A couple have been blurred,

but the first one— no, the one at the Lake Biwa is still up unblurred. How's the Switch going? Uh, yeah, I tried out Assassin's Creed 3 Remastered. And it's really good actually. I started playing it again, couldn't stop. Looks a little bit dated but still sharp, very clear, good frame rate. I feel like it's better than Assassin's

Creed Shadow. Actually, Assassin's Creed Shadow is coming out on Switch 2 in November, which is really cool. I might get it,

but I actually like Assassin's Creed 3 better because you can pick up weapons. The enemies drop their weapons, you can pick them up. I don't think you can do that in Shadows. And also I think that the era— I think the time era is more interesting. Colonial America versus feudal Japan.

And I also tried out Saints Row: The Third. Not a bad game. A bit like GTA. I tried Super Smash Bros as well, don't really like it.

I also went back to Mario Kart 8 Deluxe to compare it to Mario Kart World, and it barely looks much different to World. The graphics are slightly less smooth, there's like more jagged edges, and lighting effects aren't as good as World. But it's got more tracks than World.

Also, the drifting feels better in 8 Deluxe.

Ray tracing— oh, is that what it is? Yeah, the lighting effects in World are really good. You don't have that in, in 8 Deluxe. It's very flat looking. You can tell it doesn't have that dynamic lighting.

Yeah, I might get Assassin's Creed Shadows when it comes out on Switch. If I keep it, I still might return it. I'm not sure. It's only four hundred pounds. It's not really going to break the bank.

Check

my stocks today. Oh, £4,200. Oh, it went down.

It was at £4,300, but I'm up £400 this month.

I'm up £423. Pretty good.

I'm up 1,166 this year,

so doing pretty well.

I'm up

22%. I'm beating the markets. Look.

Market— world market is only up 6%. I'm up 22%.

Pretty good.

I like this thumbnail. My viewer stole my wife.

Ice looks crazy.

I didn't have to blur her face.

Mhm. Sunny, go away. Stop reporting my videos, idiot.

Couldn't take my stream down.

Mhm. Oh, Chihiro,

so happy.

I got my little Korean goshiwon. I banged like 6 prostitutes in that room. It was hot. We did it on the floor mattress with the window open.

The Korean hookers were pretty good.

Nice young ladies. Not old and ugly. Quite chatty as well. It helps that I spoke Korean so I could do some chitchat after I nutted.

If Sabrina gets the house and all of the money, I'm pretty sure she'll give me some. She's not a dick.

Just give me 100K, I'll get the 20-year Thai Elite Visa, and I'll just live out my days there in my little condo. £200 a month.

Maybe I'll die in Thailand.

I get the 100K 20-year Thai visa and

then just live in a cheap condo for like £300 a month,

and then food's like £50. All I got to do is focus on making £1,000 a month. Easy.

Yeah, I might do a stream on Kick tomorrow instead of YouTube because people were saying that Kick pays more if I can get verified as a partner. I sent them an email saying I've got a YouTube channel. Apparently they pay like $10 an hour for 100 viewers. So if I streamed for 8 hours, it's like $80. Better

than AdSense.

My streams only make about $25 in ads, and then I get maybe 10, 15 Super Chats, and then maybe about 20-ish PayPals.

Why do you think Kick blocked me? Why would you think that?

And then Sunny can't report my stream, can she? We can show her face.

Oh God, I gotta do some weightlifting. I feel like I can do more weightlifting when I do it on stream. Like, I feel more motivated if you're watching. 嗯。

Oh, 25 minutes until our Asia market. That was quick.

Yeah, I might lift some weights now. Before I get too lazy. Oh my God, I feel like I'm going to fall asleep.

Oh, I vomited in my

mouth. Disgusting.

Bitcoin's ripping.

I like it when I get these comments on my gaming channel. I knew that voice instantly. Daniel hiding in my room. See, you can't escape me. When they think they've forgotten about me because they don't watch my main channel anymore, I hook them back in with a video game review. I get so many comments like that on

the second channel. I recognize that voice. Yeah, I bet you do, because you're subbed to my main channel. You don't fucking watch it anymore. That's why I'm broke. Where the fuck is my 50K viewers? I used to get 50,000 people watching all my videos. Where the fuck are they?

I used to be a YouTube sensation. Now look at me. 4K fucking views,

and then they have the nerve to accidentally stumble upon me again and be like, oh well, I recognize the voice.

Yeah, buddy, well, I hope you do.

You all ditched me.

I still remember the days when my channel blew up, getting like 60K views. I had 700 viewers when I streamed. I had like 700 viewers, 600, 700 viewers every stream. If it was a drama stream, I'd get like 1,000 viewers.

I remember in Germany when the German girl ditched me at the hotel, I got 1,200 viewers. When Mila came on the stream, I had like 900 viewers. Those were the days.

Now I've got to resort to living in Thailand to save money.

Yeah, maybe I should put a link to my Kick so people can join me.

Yeah, that's my— I'm gonna do a Kick stream tomorrow, see how it goes.

Oh, it's way heavier than normal.

Oh God, I feel weak today. I've got like no energy today.

Oh,

I feel so weak.

Today. The hell?

Oh, I can only do 7. I've got no energy.

Weird. It's like I've lost power today.

Usually I can do 10.

You want to fight me?

Getting ripped.

Look, my muscle. Like it?

There you go.

Now pretty. 4 more.

Damn, my biceps looking big. I'm bigger than Mike.

Oh fuck! Oh, oh, I pulled it! Ow, I flexed too hard.

Let

me do a ponytail.

かわいい。かわいい。

Looking

good. Now you can't see it.

I

do more.

Oh.

Ah.

Hey, you.

Man.

Damn, my biceps are massive now.

They're getting huge. Look,

I can't even put my hand around my arms anymore.

It's, uh, 12.5— no, 12 kg.

Yeah, we need protein shake now.

Looking good. Have you seen that guy on Instagram who only trains one trap. He only does one. I actually don't do any trap exercises like this.

He just goes

like that with one arm and he's got like a massive trap and then this side's got nothing. It looks really weird. He just does that.

I'm like that but just with biceps.

Haha.

I don't know how to do the bow. Okay, I made a protein drink.

I'm

gonna miss this house if I do leave. Sometimes I like it here. I don't really want to leave.

I don't know, sometimes I feel like, yeah, if I just got a part-time job, it would make my finances a lot better.

And leaving everything and going to Thailand is a lot of work.

If I wanted to save an extra 600 or 700 a month, I would just need to work like 3 days a week.

Oh God. Oh, how they made this so disgusting.

Oh Jesus Christ. Oh.

Ah, oh, whey protein is disgusting.

Disgusting.

Oh God.

I need to pee.

Asia Market.

Half

a sec.

Uh, testing, uh, testing. 1, 2.

Switch camera. No, I like this camera more.

You can see my ponytail.

Okay, Asian market open.

See what the Asians do.

Are they gonna sell it?

Da da da da da da.

Also, by the way, I don't just train my biceps. I do push-ups and I do these, which does your shoulders.

I don't know why I have to keep mentioning that I do push-ups every day. Push-ups don't train your biceps.

Really don't know why I have to keep explaining this stuff. It's like having to deal with a bunch of

Retards. You know I do push-ups every day,

so why do you think I only train my biceps? I train the whole area. I train the pecs and the shoulders and what else? These lats. I do those bits too.

I can't do it correctly. I can do it better than you. Fucking moron. Let's see how you do it then. Bet you can't even do 30 push-ups every day.

Probably stronger than you too.

Bet you can't bicep curl a 15 kg dumbbell. Pathetic.

Pathetic and weak.

Are we gonna tank? I'm up 17 pence.

Yeah, I wonder if my desire to move to Thailand is purely financial, financially motivated. I wonder if I was making more money in England, would I just stay here?

Or am I longing for adventure and something new? Or maybe a return to the past? I wonder. It's only recently I've started to think about this Thailand thing.

Actually, I thought I was just going to stay here and I wanted to fight. To stay here. And now all of a sudden I'm looking at Thailand visas.

I don't really know what's going on in my mind.

I do like my house and having a car is cool,

but having no money sucks.

I don't really want to get a job,

and maybe Bangkok's more interesting to be in, although I do like Devon. It is nice here.

I do like my big monitor.

Oh, decisions. It would be a pain in the backside to have to leave everything and get rid of everything.

I do feel a lot of nostalgia for Thailand recently.

Why are you here in Devon?

Uh, I had a girlfriend. She lives here, and then she dumped me. Now I'm stuck here with a house.

And the car and furniture that I bought for us to use together.

And then she dumped me because my viewers were bullying her, and now she's on a reporting rampage, reporting all videos where she appears in them.

Sad, sad person.

Just— oh God. Never learn my lesson, do I? Never build a life around a woman. Never. You're building it on quicksand.

I keep making the same mistake over and over. I set up a new life with a new woman at the centerpiece of it, and then it collapses, and then I'm like stuck

with all the broken pieces.

I don't even know if I'd want to be here if money was no issue, because I feel like, yeah, I,

I'm basically middle-aged. I'm not too far away from starting to look really ugly and old.

Maybe there's still some excitement to be had in life. Why am I sitting here with no money when I could be in Bangkok

meeting people and, I don't know, having new experiences? I feel like I'm wasting my life, basically. Like I'm having a midlife crisis thinking, oh shit, I'm 36,

time's going and it's never coming back again. I'm just gonna look older and older and older from this point on. I'm wasting my life here, and I'm not even saving any money. I'm— all my money's going out to pay bills and rent and tax.

I feel like I'm really wasting my life here, like I need to just get rid of it all.

Maybe it's like existential crisis.

Yeah, I feel like I should go.

Yeah,

I don't want to be stuck here year after year after year in this same place.

I feel like there's, there's new people to meet and new experiences to be had. And it won't be had here with no money in the middle of nowhere. I can always come back here when I'm like 80 years old, but you can never go back to the time when you were younger.

Time is cruel.

Oh, market's tanking. I'm up 77 pence. Fuck yes!

Asia market selling it off.

We are so tanking.

I can feel it in my fingers.

Do do do do do do do.

You'll miss English countryside. Yeah, back to the concrete jungle and the smog.

The smog of Bangkok.

But I don't even go outside. The only time I see it is when I look out my window. I don't go into it. Yeah, it's nice when I sit in the garden, I look out and I can see the rolling hills and the trees and the peace and quiet and the pheasants. Sometimes you see a deer, and

then the cat comes and says hello.