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Tesla, ding

dong.

Market opening in 1 hour.

Uh, light strategy was up 10% when I was in Tesla. It's up 2.9% now.

Where's everyone tuning from?

Tuning.

Okay, back from Tesco. This is what I got.

Spent £85.

I got pot noodle.

Got a big fat pizza.

Spent £84. I don't think this even fits in the fridge.

That wouldn't fit, would it? Maybe like that it would.

That's not gonna fit.

Maybe I'll just leave it out because I'll have it for dinner. I got eggs.

Crisps. I got this new sausage muffin Rustlers, try that out. I got flour— no, that's sugar. I got sugar, I got more hash browns.

Got double cream for my crumble. I got bacon.

Got my lunch.

Orange. Got salmon.

I got butter.

Got a Nurofen just in case. My sickness gets bad. Cold and flu. You know, they had to ID me to buy this. It said must be over 16. Do I not look over 16?

Can I have your ID please? Do I fucking not look 16? Jeez. I got strepsils, got sore throat. I got mac and cheese.

I got green grapes,

butters for my apple crumble, I got apples for the apple crumble, I got cinnamon, ground cinnamon,

I got vitamin C and zinc, I'm gonna take one of those, I got demerara sugar for my apple crumble.

Oh fuck.

I got this dish to make the apple crumble in.

I got raspberries for the apple crumble,

and I got some soup in case I get sick.

5 cans of soup. You get a discount if you buy 5. I've got pea and ham, chicken soup, minestrone, pea and ham,

and chicken soup.

I've got Wesley's burger.

I'm not trying to hit my head on that, that'll hurt. I've got more milk.

Uh, this milk's basically out of date.

I got flour. It said to use plain flour, not self-raising, because I'm not trying to make fluffy. I've got this, uh, crispy chicken balls,

and I've got this, uh, rich creamy chicken pie.

The fridge is still pretty empty. Look, the reason why it's so expensive is because I bought the cold stuff and I bought soup and I bought sushi.

Yeah, I can't be bothered buying vegetables anymore.

Quite calm in town today.

Oh, I've got these two, and I've got black bean chicken and rice

and chicken vindaloo. I can't be bothered cooking anymore.

Okay, my lunch will be sushi.

With zinc and vitamin C. It's not actually cold outside, it's quite, it's quite sunny outside actually.

Zinc and vitamin C for my cold.

Okay, first lunch,

my suit. I think it was like four pounds. I don't know.

Da da da da da da da da da da da. Done.

The market ripped after the consequential encroachment, just like I knew it would. Good thing I took profit at 50% into the gap.

Oh, it's tanking again though. Oh fuck, I missed that. I wouldn't mind a tea, actually.

I

spent £80. That's like $110, isn't it?

I spent everything I made yesterday.

Well, this should last me a few weeks.

Anyone want a cup of tea?

They don't even give you soy sauce with this sushi, do they?

What is that? I think— oh, there is sushi. I mean soy sauce.

Ah, I can't sit down, can I?

Ah, milk in jasmine tea, it's weird.

Had a nice drive.

I had a bit of a jump scare though because I was overtaking all the parked cars, so I was in the right lane, and then this van just suddenly comes out of nowhere, like out of the junction, and I went like that and the car went—

they think I overreacted a little bit. It just caught me off guard.

No, I don't drink black tea.

The green tea is really nice.

Let's have a look at the market.

Oh God, I hope my sickness isn't gonna get worse.

I can feel it.

I'm just gonna keep taking zinc and vitamin C.

Not much else you can do.

Look at my sushi.

I think it was £4 or maybe £3, I don't know.

I'm really impressed with the range of Japanese products. They have in Tesco now. They even sell edamame,

just like edamame in a tub.

Hmm, kind of hard.

Might get chopsticks. I can't be bothered. Already gone up, sat down, got up, sat down like 5 times now.

Mmm, cream cheese in the sushi.

I don't think the Japanese would approve. Cucumber sushi

and the classic nigiri.

Am I okay? I'm feeling a bit sick.

I must have caught something on the weekend. And there were a lot of people.

We were in a cave.

Oh, hello Andy, nice to see you.

Hello, TB. So great you're here again.

I can't believe they don't give me my fucking money if I don't say that fucking bullshit.

Retarded fucking rules.

Wherever. Hello, Mommy. How are you doing?

They should have a Strepsil vape. Where's my Strepsil?

I love my viewers so much and definitely haven't banned every single person who's in the chat right now at some point in time. Love you so much. Look how many crisps you get in this. Pathetic.

Your skin is thick when it comes to Danny Boy. Yeah, I wish most people were and I wouldn't be in trouble.

Oh,

I think I'm sick.

No, I really hope it's not too bad.

I don't really feel the coughing starting yet. A bit of tingly, maybe.

How about the honey and lemon lozenges?

It's got dichlorobenzyl alcohol and amymetacriso.

Oh God, right, I should fucking get sick. Like, one time I go out where there's other people around, I get sick. And the only reason I haven't been sick is because I've never been interacting with people the whole year, nearly.

Ah, they should make a vape where it's like Throat soothing.

I stocked up on tinned soup and Nurofen just in case it gets bad.

I'm all alone

if I become bedridden.

Hmm, cheese and onion crisps with Sriracha sauce are nice.

£84 on my spreadsheet.

Tesco. So far spent— oh God, £1,680 this month. Oh my God,

I got another hotel coming as well that are going to take payment. Of £250.

I'm gonna spend at least £2,000 this month.

Market open in 32 minutes.

And then if I get sick and I can't stream, oh God, you're not gonna be good.

I really don't need my income taking another beating. I already lost all the money on Friday.

I'm not commenting on the baby's name. Wasn't me who said it, not my fault.

My mom's phone.

Damn, gold's tanking.

First time I ever bought Neurofen. I wonder if it actually works, but I'm not— I don't have fever. Or headache yet, so I'm not going to take it.

I always used to raw dog colds and fevers thinking, oh, I'm young, I'm strong, I don't need medicine. I never took stuff like paracetamol, ibuprofen.

I just thought, oh, you only take that stuff if you're like an old person. Loser.

Now I don't know, I mean, last year was rough when I got sick. I had splitting headache.

Oh yeah, didn't Trump say paracetamol was causing autism?

Might be true.

Uh, oh,

that paracetamol— I mean, that what's his name, pharmacy YouTuber guy, the American guy. Said most of these cold and flu medicines are scam. Just get zinc. Zinc has antiviral properties and vitamin C. So I've got vitamin C and zinc tablets.

Big Pharma is going to sue that guy. He keeps exposing them.

Do you really want to make a big enemy out of Big Pharma?

Autism assessment's expensive. Yeah, I looked it up. £1,800 to get diagnosed.

But I thought maybe it will help me out later if I can officially say I'm officially diagnosed with autism and I can prove it. Maybe like people cut me some slack. Because I mean, you're basically just harassing or bullying a mentally ill person.

I didn't get any message from Kick. Seems like last stream was a success.

I got the money.

Markets are ripping. Good thing I closed out the short.

Just as I predicted, we bounced at 50%. Consequential encroachment of the gap—

not even a fair value gap, just a gaping hole gap from

Big gap from 10th of October. I think that was the weekend gap. 10th of October close, 12th of October open was over the weekend. Yeah, weekend gap, wasn't it?

Timed up perfectly. Look at that, 50% right into that gap. Genius. And people say TA doesn't exist.

I mean, it doesn't work every time, but sometimes it does work.

It was nice and peaceful at the Tesco, lots of parking.

Red, green,

orange, green.

Where's everyone tuning in from today, guys?

The landlord messaged me again about bank account details.

Oh

yeah, I made that apple crumble. In about— my market's opening in 25 minutes, not now.

What do you mean? What do you mean? Uh, don't dox me, Sang Mai. Thanks.

You know, he just gave me new bank account details to pay rent into.

Don't know what's wrong with the other bank account.

Oh, the Rubik's Cube is so easy now. I don't know how I found it so confusing in the beginning.

When you know exactly what to do, it's just not even hard anymore. Still feels, feels satisfying still.

Okay, I don't know if I exercised today.

Maybe it's not a good idea

if I feel like a sickness is coming.

It's probably not a good idea, is it?

I need all my energy to fight off the sickness.

Might have orange more than Lindsay.

It's always weird going back to that Tesco. I remember going to that Tesco to pee before going to work for Every.

It's nice going there knowing I don't have to go to Every anymore.

Imagine all those suckers still delivering 100 parcels a day making chump change. No thanks, I'm gonna learn to become a day trader.

Today I made £45.

Clicking buttons.

Don't care how much you guys keep telling me to give up, I'm never gonna give up.

One day I will become a day trader for real.

This is my dream.

I don't care how much you say, oh, impossible, oh, gambling, oh, you can't beat them. Don't care.

Never give up.

The orange tastes weird.

Allez, on

va aller.

Where everyone tuning from?

Oh.

Black Tuesday gap down threatens trend reversal.

Powell's speaking today.

What time?

Um, 12:20. So in 4 hours— no, in 3 hours.

It's bacon.

Where everyone tuning in from? Guys,

guys, hello.

Monotremes are the most ancient branch of mammals, consisting of the platypus, and the echidna. The platypus is a semi-aquatic creature, whereas the echidna is a terrestrial-based creature that mostly eats ants and termites. It has a 4-headed penis.

Um, during sex, it only uses 2 of the heads. For ejaculation.

Oh, hello, Sung Mai! So glad to hear you're tuning in from your back garden. Hope you're having a great day.

Hello, prison on fire. So sorry to wake you from your nap.

Uh, I think I look kind of sick, don't I?

Is vaping good for my sickness or not?

Oh wow, I got, um,

4— how many points? 455 Tesco points. I get a £4.50 voucher. Nice.

I got a £4.50 voucher. Nice. I got a £4.50 voucher. Nice. I got £4.50 voucher. Nice. I just say the same thing over and over again. Do you think that's fine?

Hello, Trigger One. Where are you tuning in from today? So glad you can be here.

Yeah, so happy with my new GF.

We're getting married.

Market open in 13 minutes.

React to Twitter crap. I deleted my Twitter.

Damn, Philip DeFranco looks weird now. Why does he look like— why is he so skinny now?

Is he sick? Philip DeFranco used to be quite— not fat, but like normal looking. Now he looks like he just came out of a POW camp. Oh, I am drunk. Hollywood agencies are apparently after this new hot star. He looks completely different. What the fuck happened to him?

Welcome back.

His most popular video was 8 years ago. Yeah, that's how he used to look. Beautiful bastards, hope you're having a fantastic Monday. Welcome back to the Philip DeFranco Show, and a quick note for today's show. On today's video, I removed all advertising. I have raised it. He was a really big, like, uh, drama commentary channel who still

gets good views. He looks so different now. The hell?

Why has he lost so much weight?

He looks weird now.

No, I never been to Nottingham.

This guy is like the way he comes across and speaks. He just seems like an AI. I don't know how he has any fans. Like, who the fuck watches a guy like this? Looks like a robot. The way he speaks is so robotic as well. Welcome back to the Villa de Franco. Welcome back to the Villa de

Franco. He literally looks like an AI.

It looks really weird now. Look, his head shrunk.

Why Philip DeFranco so skinny now?

Significant weight loss transformation, losing 60 pounds, now weighing 200 pounds.

Healthier lifestyle. I thought he got cancer or something.

He wasn't even overweight 6 years ago. He just looked normal. Now he looks weird.

He looked completely normal before. Now he looks weird.

Didn't look fat at all. What's he on about? He looks healthy 6, 8 years ago.

His face looks weird. I don't know, like it's been sucked dry.

It's all hollow and weird looking. Just look up Philip DeFranco. I'm kind of bothered.

Hmm, it looks like one of those middle-aged white women who start running and then start only drinking vegetable juice thinking it's healthy, and then their faces look like, I don't know, like all hollow and

weirdly skinny.

I wish I bought some Haribo, actually.

I feel like chewing something fruity.

So we got, um, Asia high, London low,

right in the middle.

Why don't I show the video? I can't be bothered.

Actually, Bitmain not doing well,

really? Even after Tom Lee bought half a billion dollars of Ethereum,

I thought it'd be ripping.

I don't know if I want more food. I might have a second lunch in a couple hours.

No chat. Yeah, because people have silly usernames, and then if those usernames get printed on the stream, then I might get in trouble. Yeah, no sub goals because it doesn't make any difference. No one subs anyway. It's no fucking point, is it? I had a sub goal, no one subbed.

Not on Kick. I mean, it doesn't matter about Kick.

It's not Kick I'm worried about. Greater

institutions that I'm worried about than stupid Kick.

Where is what? I don't care about subs. I make enough money. I don't need your stupid $5 a month. I couldn't give a shit about $5 a month. And even if all of you gave me a $5 subscription a month, I barely have anything with that big chunk of change.

I even turned off the text-to-speech donos because I don't, I don't really care about getting the $1 donos. That might get me in trouble.

Don't want your donos, thanks very much. Just click on the stream and watch.

And ask me questions so I can pretend I'm interacting with the fucking chat.

What if I just made a bot that asks random questions?

Yeah, well, I don't want to jinx it. I don't want to become the first person to get in trouble for usernames and text-to-speech.

Playing it ultra safe.

3 minutes. Market open.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Wow, really? That's so nice. I love Barbados too. It's my favorite country.

Clear waters, blue sea.

I did it wrong. How'd I mess it up again?

A molecular clock data suggests that the echidnas split from platypuses between 19 and 48 million years ago, so that platypus-like fossil dating— what? So that platypus-like fossils dating back to over 112.5 million years ago represent basal forms. Rather than close relatives of the modern platypus. This would imply that echidnas evolved from water-foraging ancestors that returned to land

living.

Further evidence of water-foraging ancestors can be found in some of the echidna's anatomy, including hydrodynamic streamlining, dorsally projecting hind limbs acting as rudders, and locomotion founded on hypertrophied humeral long axis rotation. Which provides an efficient swimming stroke. Oviparous reproduction in monotremes may give them an advantage over marsupials in some environments. The observed adaptive radiation contradicts the assumption

that monotremes are frozen in morphological and molecular evolution. It has been suggested that echidnas originally evolved in New Guinea when it was isolated from Australia and from marsupials. This would explain their rarity in the fossil record, their abundance in present times in New Guinea, and their original adaptation to terrestrial niches, presumably without competition from marsupials.

Okay, market open.

It's, uh, tanking.

Bitmine holding stable. Tesla's gonna tank.

When can I talk about what's been going on the past few weeks? Um, 100 years. I'm a little bit hungry still, actually.

Why did I delete my original YouTube? Because I'm done being a YouTuber.

Finished.

All it's done is brought me pain and misery.

Not make— I don't want to make videos anymore. I'm only streaming because the money's good on Kick. I don't want to make content anymore. I'm done with it.

Only clinging on to it still because I just don't want to get a job, to be honest.

Not trying to make content anymore. Just trying to live my life peacefully,

just trying to stream without stupid fucking cake whining at me.

I'll make a gaming video if a new game comes out, but pretty low chances of success. I'm about 46 plus.

Wow, market.

Tanking. It's kind of trapped below this, um, resistance line and also above this weekend gap.

Can't really tell which side it's going to break out from yet.

And last video game that got me any views was Silksong. I think that was last month, wasn't it?

I tried Guinness on the weekend. It was not good.

It's got this weird aftertaste.

It made me feel a bit sick. I don't know why.

Very weird, like hits you in the back of the head.

Kind of smell.

I thought I'd like it because I don't hate bitter things. It's not because it was bitter that I didn't like it. It's just got this weird taste. I don't know what, what that is.

How much am I making on Kick now? Um, couple thousand a month.

Thousands a month. Wow, market tanking

there.

Market gonna tank,

then don't stream. Why would I not stream when I'm making thousands a month?

That would be very silly, wouldn't it?

Oh, hello, Strife Hawkins.

How are you today?

I hope you're enjoying the stream.

I thought you were getting back with your Thai wife. How come you're with bar girls now?

I don't know if I should go short again.

It has now broken consequential encroachment.

I might do a little short.

I'm up. I'm down 20 pence.

Oh God, I'm down £1. Oh God, I'm down £3.

Oh God, I'm down 4 pounds. That was not good.

Oh shit, I'm down 10 pounds.

Fuck, why did I do that? That was so dumb.

That was insanely dumb. Oh Jesus.

My ability to go short at the very bottom is uncanny.

Please let me out

unless it's gonna rip here.

Come on, tank.

Ah.

That was not very good.

Come on, tank.

Yes, come on,

come on, time.

Oh no, I'm done.

£1. Okay, I'm out, I'm out. I made— how much did I make?

I made 68p. Oh, thank God. Oh, fuck, and then it tanked anyway. That was way too risky. It could have bounced hard.

Am I still thinking of moving back to my mum's house? I don't know.

I want to move into like a cute little cottage with a fireplace.

That'd be nice.

Damn, market tanked.

Yeah, even if I move back to my mum's house,

I, I want to move out to get my own place again at some point, won't I?

Oh, hey Bobby, welcome back to Through the stream, through the stream. So glad you're here again.

Oh.

Market tanking. Jesus.

Might enter a tiny short,

very tiny though.

Okay.

I'm willing to risk £7 to make £11.

So 1 to 5 RR.

Will I keep my OF active for the income? Might as

well. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

What I've realized with trading is you either risk very little of the account per trade, Or you use the whole account in a trade and you target very tiny movements, basically like scalping but not really.

Any leaking lately? No, I haven't actually done any bum stuff in over a month. When am I making the crumble? Um, just when the market quietens down. I just want to see what happens.

I'm currently long and short at the same time.

It's working out really well.

When am I making the crumble? I think I'll make it in about an hour once the market quietens down a bit.

We got the 9:50 macro coming in 45 seconds.

I've got a very tiny short that's currently down £2.50.

When am I making the crumble? I think I make it after the market. It's finished the opening range.

Okay, 9:50 macro in 5 seconds.

In the 9:50 macro now.

Los

Angeles. Los Angeles.

Bitmine is flat.

Gold is flat.

Stocks and shares, ISA, not looking too great.

Ma che Not showing strength.

Got Powell speaking in 2 hours.

Short-lived

I hate those houses in Japan, the apartment blocks where it looks like they put bathroom tiles on the outside of it. It's so ugly.

Oh, hello TMX Hein,

where are you tuning in from?

PewDiePie made a new video. Thanks for 15 years. Clickbait to make it look like he's quitting YouTube when he's not really. This video is so boring. I was just like clips of his son and then random clips of fireworks and then super zoomed up shots of his face.

Imagine if I had a son and I vlogged my son this much. I'd be getting so many complaints.

Isn't it kind of like morally wrong

to vlog your son that much?

Cuz he didn't consent to it.

It's like he just grew up being famous from day one, millions of people watching And he didn't even agree to it. Maybe he doesn't want to be famous.

Seems like bad parenting.

I mean, if I had a son, there's no way I'd vlog it knowing kind of weirdos that harass me.

Very brave.

Hmm, market is not tanking.

I'm down £4 on my short.

Hmm, and the short is not really working out very well.

I think I'm sick.

Hello, Fanny for Life.

So glad you could tune in today.

Ever so glad you could make it. Oh God, market ripping.

That was a pretty big rip.

Update on my trades. I've got 2 big longs near the top. I've got 1 big short way down low, and then I've got a very tiny short

at where we are now.

Everything is red, basically.

I'm down $250 on the longs, and I'm down $240 on the shorts.

Genius, I know. Can't lose.

Imagine if I flips up. Imagine if I was up 250 on the long and down and up 250 on the short.

Yeah, well, the market's either going to go up or down. If it goes up, I take profit on the longs. If it goes down, I take profit on the shorts and let it bounce back up.

Can't lose. The only way you lose is if it doesn't go up or down.

I don't have a stop-loss. Stop-loss is for losers.

Lived by the sword, died by the sword.

Market's got to tank here, otherwise I don't think it's going to go down much more.

I

hope you're enjoying the burping ASMR.

Stupid vertical mouse, because the vertical mouse is so tall I keep whacking it by accident.

I'm not sick. From eating food. I was sick because I went out on the weekend to a fairly crowded place in a very small area underground, and someone spread the filthy germs.

That's what you get for having a social life, I guess. Sickness.

But I've been training my lungs with the vape.

What do you mean I was at the hotel? What do you mean? Yeah, I went to a hotel and then we went out.

Why does me going out mean I wasn't at a hotel?

I don't understand how you came to that conclusion.

Come on, tanky fucking bitch, do something.

Have I ever gone back to an ex?

Does Chihiro count?

Because we kind of broke up when I was cheating in Germany, and then I went back to her,

banged her a few more times.

For half a year, and then I ditched her again.

And I did kind of

repeatedly go back to Pia over several years. I kind of went back and forth between the Korean woman over 6 years. Like, I would stay with her for 3 months, 1 year, and then I'd see her again the next year and go back the next year and go back the next year whilst seeing other women in between

that she didn't know about.

Oh God, I think I need to shit.

Maybe it's just a fart.

I think it's just gas for now, but something's on the move.

Doesn't smell rotten. Look,

it's being boring now.

Oh God. If I can hold it for another 30 minutes, I can end the stream and then come back for the apple crumble.

Bear market ripped pretty hard.

Oh God, I think phase 2 of the sickness, the coughing, is starting to begin.

I don't know why relationships are so hard to maintain. Like, why do they always start off so great and then end up so rubbish? I mean, it's not very good, is it? I mean, the whole point

is to procreate, isn't it?

Why did God make man and woman so different? Like, wouldn't it be easier if we weren't so different and people would stay together more and make more babies?

If that's the whole point of coming together in the first place. Like, in the end of the day, the whole point of man and woman coming together is to make babies. The whole love stuff and relationships, just like fluff.

It's like the nice neat packaging that makes the product appealing.

It's just that, um, I don't know,

it seems counterproductive that men and women struggle to get along.

I mean, animals don't have to fall in love and survive years of dating before they mate. They just mate straight away.

Oh God, I think I'm sick.

How is the market doing? It's like going

make up your mind, up or down. Which is it? Trend is down today.

I don't know if we broke that trend.

Might have.

Um, Bitmain, I'm down half a percent now.

I don't know what loving superficially means.

Have I seen Bend It Like Beckham? I think I have. Is it that Indian girl who becomes a football player?

I don't know what she's doing now, and she probably had 10 babies now.

Parminder Nagra. Oh, Keira Knightley is in it. What the fuck?

Damn, she old. 50 years old now. Jesus fucking Christ, she got old.

Parminder Nagra young.

Uh,

I

mean, she's not ugly.

What about Keira Knightley?

Keira Knightley is quite hot. How old is she now?

40 years old. She's born 1985.

Why do they call it Bend It Like Beckham though? I mean, David Beckham's not even in the movie.

I wonder if they had to pay him money to use his name. Probably.

David Beckham's just like a walking

product placement mannequin, isn't he? Just put your product on him and people want to buy it. And they can wear your Adidas boots, your cologne, they can wear your watch,

and then everyone wants to get one because David Beckham wore it.

People such sheep. So when David Beckham shaved his head, all these people shaved their head as well.

He's in the airport. Oh, I remember ages ago I saw it.

I want to watch the Shogun series. Haven't watched that yet.

Oh, the market is ripping. I'm down £7 on my short.

Probably just get stopped out.

£10 loss,

no big deal.

I find US market open hardest to trade. For some reason I have better luck with London open.

The US market open is so hard to, um,

tell which way it's going.

Seems like it's gonna rip now.

I thought you finished Shogun. I've never watched it. I watched some clips on YouTube about it. But I've never seen an entire episode.

Ah, getting that sickness haze, you know, that warm fuzzy feelings behind— warm fuzzy feeling behind your eyes.

I hope it's not going to be too bad.

Tonight, Wednesday night, Thursday night, Friday night. So, um,

come on, Tank.

One day I go out, I get sick straight away.

I got vitamin C and zinc. What if I overdose on zinc? Should I take another zinc tablet?

I might try that Rustler's muffin burger in a minute.

I need to pee and poo.

Yeah, I'm scared to pee now.

Oh, hello, Jada Zoe. I am currently holding in my piss.

It is 3 o'clock.

Got 4 hours left for dinner break, but I will do a mid-break about an hour later,

and then I want to make apple crumble.

I think I can do the pee. I'll wait a later to do the poo. I'm not allowed to be inactive, otherwise stupid fucking kid takes my money.

Put you here. Actually, I'll just hold it whilst I pee.

Guys, don't look, I'm peeing.

I'm

pissing

now.

Hmm, where's everyone tuning in from tonight, guys?

Why can't we hear it? Because I'm sitting down, so it's hitting the side of the toilet, not the water.

Split it into 5 streams. What, my piss? I wish I could do that. That'd be pretty cool.

Okay, uh, pissed.

Policy, no toilet breaks. It's worse than Amazon warehouse slave conditions.

Need more interaction with the chat. Yeah, I always sit down to pee unless I'm outside in like a public toilet.

I don't want to splash piss all over my floor.

God damn it, going short was not the move. At least I'm only down £8. Good thing it wasn't a big short.

Maybe if I just don't look at it, it'll go down. Okay, apple crumble, just like my mum taught me. I got this dish

I guess I've got to use the oven.

I haven't used the oven since January. So we got the fruit, we got the sugar.

Hello, Rando Pen, please don't report my stream.

Please, come on, friend, please don't do me like that.

So,

got to prepare the apples.

Well, peeled apples anyway. I can't sell my apples as organic because I don't pay £600 a month, but I don't use pesticides or sprays, so if you want some apples that are not organic, that have been sprayed with pesticides. I'll sell them on my website.

Tasty dessert apple from Cambridgeshire. 250 varieties.

This is gonna be fun peeling this fucking apple.

Yeah, I never made apple crumble before, but my mum showed me. It looks pretty easy.

I never really peeled an apple before.

Japanese people and Korean people, they love peeling apples. They never seem to eat the apple with the skin on. I don't know why they appear that— the skin is

tasty.

Took me ages to find the double cream. I kept looking in the yogurt area, and then I finally realized they put the double cream where the milk is.

That's one apple. Oh gosh, that's like fucking— if

I do it like this, might be faster.

I can't believe I dated someone called Faster. And she's just gone now, just like that. Like she never even existed. It's crazy. One minute she's like the most central part of your life,

next minute just part of history.

I had a dream about her last night. I was like trying to find her phone number or something.

I felt sorry for her.

Do you think I just put the apple skin in the crumble?

Yeah, things did seem a lot better when I was in Thailand.

This whole UK arc has been a lot of misery for me.

Hoping better days are coming.

Oh, I can't be bothered. Can I just put the whole apple in?

I'm just gonna put the whole apple. I can't be bothered. I'm not peeling every fucking apple.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Hello, TMX, do you like apple crumble?

Now I've got double cream. I like custard, but I just like double cream way more.

Okay, do you think that's enough?

I think that's enough. I'm gonna put some raspberries

Raspberry, and then we put sugar.

Wait a minute,

I can't put this in the microwave. Is it metal?

Enamel pie dish. What's enamel?

Don't use over direct heat or under grill. Always use oven gloves when removing from the oven.

Says oven safe up to 2000. Suitable for microwave or fridge. Oh, not suitable. Jeez, I nearly missed the first one. It says not suitable for microwave.

Okay, good thing I checked.

So I put this in.

Oh, this sugar smells really nice.

It's got like a weird cold sensation to it.

This is Sugar alternative, demerara.

It's vegan friendly. Okay, I put it in the microwave 5 minutes.

I actually can't tell what's 5 minutes because this doesn't have a digital timer. It's got like a knob.

Uh, I'll just wait until 35 past then.

Didn't he just say don't put in a microwave? Yeah, then I moved it into a bowl. I took it out of the enamel dish.

Oh shit, market's ripping!

What was that?

I'm down £10 on my short. Light strategy is Down 2%. It was up 10% when I was at Tesco and then it tanked.

What?

I threw away the apple core and the skin, not the whole apple. So microwave for 5 minutes like my mum said,

and then— oh, we gotta make the crumble.

Where's my butter? But I shouldn't make the crumble yet because I need the butter to be hard. I'll just put the flour in first.

I got McDougall's plain flour. McDougall.

Wow, sugar

and cinnamon. Where's my cinnamon?

Mm, cinnamon powder.

Could drink a tea. Yeah, I had a jasmine tea earlier. My throat is getting more painful. I need another Strepsil. I had 4 of them now.

I don't know if the vape is making it

less. Yeah, I'll put a pinch of salt.

Cinnamon goes in the fruit. Ah, fuck, too late now. Bit of salt. It's been 4 minutes in the microwave. Why is it not melting like my mum's one did? Maybe I've got to put high heat, medium to high heat.

Never made a crumble before.

Yeah, maybe I will stop the vape then. Seems to be drying out my throat. I thought it would moisturize my throat because it's a liquid.

Bit of mine up.

£1.

It's glycol. It dehydrates. Why can't they make a hydrating vape? Damn, I really fucked up going short. No, I literally went short right at where it bottomed. That's unbelievable. Again, I did it. Can't believe I did it again. When am I going to learn? Am I ever going to learn? Stop doing that.

And when it's tanking like that, you just want to go short, don't you?

Down £10.

Bitmine holding strong.

Maybe it's gonna rip. Maybe it's gonna melt up until Powell speaks.

Powell speaking at 12:20.

I don't know how I keep getting the exact bottom and tops but in the wrong way.

Hmm, it's been 7 minutes.

Is it? I don't know.

Is it supposed to be all mushy?

Ow. My mom said you gotta drain the water.

I thought the water is like the flavor and the juice. Is that enough?

I wasn't betting against the market. The market was going down, so I went short, and then it reversed. I was going with the market.

Yeah, the raspberries got destroyed.

Am I supposed to take the liquid out? I don't understand.

I can't tell if it's sweet enough.

Well, my mum didn't remove the liquid and then it went all slushy and then she said, oh, I forgot to remove the liquid.

Okay, now

I make the crumble.

How

much butter do I need?

Then

I'll just press it in.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Just press it in like that. Do I put any liquid?

Do I put any milk or water? Really, it's just flour and butter.

The butter is not really disintegrating very well. I'll press it harder,

maybe.

Unless I put too much flour.

And press the bottom into the file.

Do the breadcrumbing method. Should I use my hand? My mum just used the fork. Maybe I need more butter.

Use my fingers, that might be easier. Yeah, maybe that is easier.

Yeah, it's way easier. Plus it adds natural oils.

Don't squeeze.

Okay,

reduce the liquid. Are you sure I can put that dish on the hob?

And I'll put it in a pot maybe and then boil it.

It's too wet.

Okay.

Um, I'm gonna take the fruit and put it in the pot.

And then reduce the liquid down a

bit. And a little bit more sugar.

He tries to do in the air fryer. No, my pot won't fit in there if I got this— got this dish.

Check the market.

What's happening? Um, close to my stop loss.

Put the oven on.

Could do.

Might do.

What temperature do I put?

200. I never used the oven in ages. How do I do it? Is it that one? Is it up and down? Or just down? Or up? Or that one? Or that one? Why are there so many settings? I put that one.

Put that temp— how about that?

Fruit

soup.

All the vitamins destroyed.

That's what you get.

Smells nice.

I

think that's done. Okay, and then I'll put it in the pot— I mean, in the pan.

And then put my crumble.

Bit

of

sugar. Voilà.

Then take the trays out.

Done.

Where's the light? Oh, there's no light. I think I cleaned that door. I can see inside. How long does it go in the oven?

Come on, market tank!

I'm hungry, but my throat is sore.

I don't really want to eat.

It's nearly time for my 4 o'clock coffee and second lunch.

Now I can't vape, it makes my throat dry.

Come on, surely that's the top. Now tank, tankage.

Didn't Greg Wallace get booted from the MasterChef show? Because he was accused of sexual assault, wasn't he? Everyone's sexually assaulting someone nowadays.

I put the— I put it in the middle. Is that high enough?

Should I put it up a shelf?

Ah, put it at the top.

Smells weird,

like the oven hasn't been used for nearly a year.

Everyone's reputation is getting destroyed because they can't keep their hands to themselves.

Such a tragedy being a human with all this intelligence and intellect, still a slave to our primal desires.

The human condition.

Ah, maman, maman.

Oh, I'm getting the cough tingle.

Last time it took a month until my cough went away.

That was not fun.

Are you going to make sure it's the oven and not the grill. What do you mean? There's no grill, it's just oven.

Is that the grill? What does that mean? That means top and bottom, doesn't it? The grill is the squiggly line, isn't it? That one.

That one.

Zanussi. I can't see what's going on.

Where's my McMuffin burger?

I got the sausage muffin. I wonder if it tastes This side with Donald's button.

I think the sausage McMuffin is the best thing they have on the menu. I still remember first night me and Mila spent together. The next morning we went to McDonald's for the McMuffin. It tastes so good. Perfect hangover food. We had so much alcohol.

I wish they sold them at muffin the whole day.

Market tanking.

Where everyone tuning in from today, guys?

I've got to take out the black bins today.

I've got muffin and apple crumble.

Sugar.

Water.

I got expired milk, 13th of October. Still good.

Second lunches.

Wait,

is the oven even on? Oh, it is. I thought it was off because that light was on.

Check back in

25 minutes on the oven. Oh wow, look at the shadow! It's like a Tetris— look,

it's like a Tetris block.

I think it's done, probably.

I wonder if it tastes like the McDonald's one. Wait, which one's the bottom?

Is that the bottom?

Cheese. Mm, put some sauce, I guess.

Squishy. Does look like the McDonald's one.

Looks pretty good.

I

wonder if it tastes like McDonald's muffin.

Too

much stuff on my desk.

Um, Rustler's never let me down before. It's quite heavy.

Hmm, pretty good.

Hmm.

I like McDonald's one.

It just needs an egg in it.

Mm, pretty good. Yeah, Rustler never fails.

I might even say That's better than

the beef burger. Wow,

it tastes just like McDonald's one.

Definitely gonna buy this again.

I thought I won't be able to enjoy food soon because the sore throat's gonna get worse.

Um, that pose,

I like the bounciness.

Can't get this in Japan, can you?

Japanese people don't know what they're missing out on.

Imagine 100 million Japanese people live without knowing cheese and onion crisps, saveloy sausage, Rustler's Burgers, they're missing out.

And fish and chips, apple crumble, they don't eat all this stuff. I'd rather eat that stinking fishy egg tofu thing.

Um,

the Japanese think they're so good when it comes to food, but there's no Japanese food that beats this.

People think I'm trolling when I say my favorite noodle dish is pot noodle, even better than Japanese noodles. Nope, not trolling at all.

I'm gonna put my plate— I'm going to put my plate—

oh God,

British food is the best. I don't care what anyone says.

That was one of the best burgers I've ever had. Oh God. Oh

yeah, everyone's saying British food sucks. They don't know what they're talking about. They probably never even had a Rustler's burger.

That was the sausage muffin Rustler's Burger. I give it 10 out of 10.

That was pretty damn good.

Ah,

oh.

Now I'm hot.

Oh, I've got a sore throat.

Man threatened to kill Nigel Farage, given 5 years. Damn.

Yeah, this is the UK. You can't just say that stuff anymore.

Did you know, like, even— you know the phrase, like, I'm so mad I could kill him. Like, even saying that could count as like threatening language, and then you would be put under investigation, and then they would determine your intent.

It's insane. I need to shit.

Oh God. Oh fuck. I don't have time to turn the stream off.

Oh guys, can you mute, mute the stream please, guys?

Oh fuck,

where's everyone tuning in from?

Where's everyone tuning in from tonight?

Hey, Mommy, how's your day going?

All right. Yeah.

Oh no, it smells bad.

Oh, it feels bad.

Nothing's coming out.

I think something's coming out.

A basket with the flush.

Where's everyone tuning in from tonight?

Barely anything came out, but it hurts so bad.

Uh, I think

it's done.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

Oh God.

Oh

Jesus,

I'm back.

Duh. God, that was not fun.

Whoa, my fucking God. Jesus Christ. Oh, that's why I hate ovens.

I remember smoke coming out of the oven when I opened the door. So I got scared. So I just open it a little bit, let a bit of smoke out, shut it again.

Oh Jesus, I don't know what that was. It must have been lunch. What'd I have for lunch? The sushi. Oh my God, was it the sushi?

It might have been the sushi.

Tesco rotting sushi.

Hello, Firefight Dude, welcome back to my stream. Hope you enjoying it. Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

I might end the stream and start a new one to avoid

Violation. It's, um, 4 o'clock.

I'll do it in 20 minutes. I'll do 3 hours per stream.

Where everyone tuning from, guys?

I'll do another 20 minutes to get this up to 3 hours and then start the new VOD, just in case.

Wouldn't want to accidentally violate and lose all the money, would I?

Come on, market tank.

Oh God,

hope tonight's sleep really Fights off that infection a lot.

Now the crumble, give it another 15, 10, 15 minutes.

I caught some kind of sickness. I got a sore throat.

Got 1 hour till Jay Powell speaks.

No, the infection is not from Bobby.

Better check that crumble. I went out on the weekend to a pretty crowded place. I must have caught something.

Oh, I hate opening oven doors. Oh God, the steam. God's name, is it done? It doesn't look done. I don't know,

it just looks like flour on the top.

Maybe another 10 minutes. It looks kind of smoky in here now. That wasn't smoke, was it?

I don't know. Well, I don't want to set off the fire alarm again.

Smells— smell kind of weird in the conservatory.

Open the window.

I'll put the aloe vera outside.

Weird, I haven't ventilated the conservatory in a while. Smells kind of stuffy. I got double cream for the apple crumble.

That's why I hate using the oven. Something starts burning in there and then all this smoke gets trapped inside of the oven, and then when you open the door, it all bellows out, triggers the smoke alarm.

Why don't I use custard? Uh, custard's okay, I just prefer double cream.

I think the flavor of custard is too much because the apple crumble is already quite flavorful, so something like double cream mellows it out. Contrast— contrasting flavors. Yeah, too rich. I don't want rich apple crumble with rich custard.

And I want something creamy,

like milky creamy.

Still not tanking.

Why won't it tank?

I think Crumble's nearly done.

Move the top around. Uh, could

I can't really see it from here.

It's just like flour on top.

The hell?

This is like crumbly flour.

Temperature is 1.

One— oh shit, it's like 160. I'll put up to 200.

It's like all floury, not crumbly.

I'm already hot.

It just looks like a load of flour on top.

Yeah, rhubarb crumble is good as well. We used to have rhubarb growing in the garden. My mum used to make it.

No, my willy does not have an infection.

Tell us the story of the yeast infection again.

Which one? Last time I had it was 2023 from that Korean woman.

I can't believe that was only 2 years ago.

2 years ago, I still had the feeling of being a YouTuber and trying to make it as a YouTuber. Right now, I just feel like I've completely given up on it.

My whole life was just pivoting around And do I stay with Vasta or do I leave her? Can I find someone better or not?

Yeah, I'm making more than 2 years ago, but I feel more trapped than 2 years ago,

even though I have a car, which is supposed to make you feel like your ultimate freedom.

There's always someone better. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm never, I'm never really too fussed if a relationship ends, because I know from personal life experience that the next one is always better. I mean, it's never not been better.

That's why I'm, I'm able to move on pretty quickly, because I think of it as an opportunity.

For a new experience, which I quite look forward to.

Now one thing gets stale, you get something fresh. It's nice.

Come on, we're tanking.

About time.

Eventually you have to pick one. Well, yeah, if I find the perfect one where we really click and I like her, sex is good.

That's the dream, isn't it?

That's what I'm chasing.

Goldilocks. Perfect bowl. Not too big, not too small, not too sweet, not too bitter.

Yeah, perfect doesn't exist, but we try our best to find the best perfect we can find.

All you can do is try your best within the life you have.

The right aroma. Well, that's why I'm not— I don't think I can go back to Asian women Because they got no smell.

I feel sorry for the 50 million Japanese men who

never, never, never know the pleasures of smelly cereal.

I don't think I can date an Asian woman again, mainly because of no B.O. Oh my God, is it burning? Is that smoke?

What?

Why does it not look good? I might open the window.

It's going to trigger the fire alarm, but I think that's smoke.

Might turn it off before it starts going black. Maybe 5 more minutes.

It's been in there for like 40 minutes nearly.

I turned it up to 200 degrees now.

Maybe I'll take it out.

Looks kind of smoky in here.

I don't know if that's steam or is it smoke. Turn it off.

Is that steam? I don't think it's smoke.

Looks

like that fruit's starting to burn.

But it's like all powdery.

I thought it's supposed to be like, I don't know, gooey.

It's just like flour on top of microwave fruit.

Ah, fucking bin.

Look, it's gone all dry. I shouldn't have gone rid of the liquid so much.

Definitely very crumbly.

Yeah, that's how my mum made it, but it didn't turn out like this.

It's disgusting. It's like very diluted apple with flour on top.

This is going in the bin.

Oh God, this is like weird fruit biscuit.

Oh, that's a waste of food.

I don't know what to do with that cream.

It's just like a load of fruit with flour on top.

A great success.

It's disgusting. I don't know why it went so wrong.

I just— I hate dealing with flour and butter. There's so many ways it goes wrong. It's so fucking annoying. I hate flour.

Like a million and one ways it doesn't work out right.

No apple crumble for tonight.

I'm gonna chuck the whole fucking dish in the bin. Look at this mess. Fuck this, I'm not washing that.

Fucking stupid fucking dish.

Fuck that, I'm washing that.

What a

failure.

After failure.

It looked so easy when my mum made it. All she did was microwave some fruit and then she mixed some flour and butter and put it on top. It looked so easy. I don't understand why it didn't work.

Fell off.

Fucking stupid crumble. I wasted 3 apples, half a carton of raspberries.

Waste of time. Wasted half a stick of butter. All those apples gone.

Not having another go. I can't be fucking bothered. Fucking stupid fucking flour. Fucking hate flour. All the fucking things you can make out of flour. Just goes wrong all the time.

I hate making anything with flour— pastry, cakes. It took me how many fucking months to make the cupcakes?

Took me like, I don't know, 10 attempts until I got the cupcakes right.

Hate

Flour. It's too hard. Like, you do one tiny thing wrong and then it fucks up the whole fucking dish.

Stupid fucking flour.

I watched my mum do it. It looks so easy. I don't know what I did differently. Yeah, not put enough butter or too much flour. Fucking hell. And then the fruit— the fruit was like all diluted and not rich flavoring.

It's not worth the effort.

Okay, well, I'm gonna end the stream and then 5-minute break and

then stream again for the next 3 hours until dinner. See you.