building my home from england in minecraft-466019217

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Play Outlast 2. It looks scary. I don't like horror games anymore.

I like relaxing games.

Oh, just finished making today's video. Took me ages, took me about 2 hours even though it's pretty simple. I'm not sure why it took so long, I was just ranting.

Finally finished. Not sure if people would like it. Well, it works the first time, so I'm hoping it will work the second time.

It's gonna be called Why I Hate My Wife Part 2. What do you think?

Who wants to see my Kenaeto dungeon? Some of you may have seen it if you saw my last video on YouTube before I took it down. Off. I had this little dungeon with Kaito in it and I was beating him, but I took it down because I was a bit scared I might get a strike from it.

Can you imagine getting a strike for beating a villager on Minecraft? Sounds silly, but I don't know, I wouldn't be surprised. Well, I'd be surprised, but it does sound like something I might get a strike for on YouTube. Violent content.

Do you think you could really get a strike for this? I just made a dungeon and I put Naughty Boy Koneito, Koneito's home. You're my prisoner, you're my slave.

I decided not to risk it. I should have thought about it more. Now the video is only 9 minutes instead of 10, so I, I will lose money since it only has one ad instead of several.

It was either trim the video and lose a bit of money, or take the video down, re-upload it, and then put something else to make it 10 minutes. But that would take ages, and it already had 1,000 views. Well, I could risk it, risk getting a strike, so I decided to just play it safe, trim it, take

the loss. I'm not sure how much of a loss it would be. I guess this would kind of be an experiment to see how much difference a 10-minute video versus a 9-minute video will make.

Can people join the server? I've actually removed nearly everyone from the server because I don't want people messing my house up. This is a nice house and I don't want it to get destroyed again. So I've removed nearly everyone apart from a few people who I trust. So to join the server, you either have to be someone

I trust or you have to pay.

I might make it a Patreon reward so you can join the Minecraft server. I don't know if people would pay money just so they could destroy my house. I'm not putting it past them. They might actually just pay $5 so they can destroy my house and make me upset. But I've saved backups, so even if it does

get destroyed, I'll just reload the backup.

I also— someone started making a house over here. But I think he's okay. He made a little house and it goes down. He made a bed. It goes down really deep. I'm not going to go down it. People dig so deep, what for?

So I have my main country house that has my dungeon. I might extend the dungeon so I have more cells for people I hate. And I also made a little experiment over here. It's the inside of my apartment that I'm in now. The outside doesn't really matter, but the inside— I haven't finished it yet. This bit has

to have a wall. This bit needs to be closed off

like this. This is the shower room. If you watch my videos, you might be able to tell what this is. I'm not sure if the proportions are correct. So this is the bedroom of my— it seems a bit big, doesn't it? So this is the bedroom, and then this is the kitchen. I need to put counters and

stuff here. It seems like it's a bit too big though.

This bit will be closets.

Something feels off about it though. I feel like it's too big.

But I'm feeling kind of lazy. I don't really feel like finishing it.

It kind of looks like my apartment. I feel like this room is too long. It should be a bit more square.

The other thing I want to do is I want to recreate my home from England. I've done it a few times before, a couple years ago.

I'm not sure where to do it.

My dream is I recreate my entire home from England, plus the garden, the ponds, the little walkways. All the different lawns, and maybe also make my neighbor's house, my uncle's house, the road. If I had enough time and patience, I could recreate the entire village. That'd be weird, wouldn't it? The church, the field, the school. That would

take so much time.

Look at all the lava. Look, this was my old house. Got destroyed.

This was my first house.

Someone destroyed it, put lava, so I just rebuilt it over here.

Where is it?

Rebuilt it not too far away. Hopefully I banned the person who did it. I think I did.

Quite like this house.

My home in England would basically be the same as this house, But there would be an extra block here for the kitchen extension, and then there'd be another block here on this corner for the conservatory, and there'd be

a patio that goes around the conservatory, kitchen extension. Also have to do the garage and the shed,

but my house is was originally just a square. My granddad originally built the house as a square, just like a square box, but then my dad put an extension onto it, kitchen extension and a conservatory that didn't used to be there, so it has a bit of a weird shape now.

I'm trying to find out, trying to find a good place to start it. I think it should be away from this so I have lots of room.

I asked my sister if she wants to join me, but she's not interested in Minecraft. It'd be nice if my sister got Minecraft as well and then we played together on the stream. We were building it together. That'd be fun,

but she's not really into stuff like that.

She said she made our house on The Sims. I don't like The Sims because you can't walk around first person inside of the house. I like Minecraft because you can walk around inside.

How old's my sister? She's 27. She said she went into one of those immersion baths where it's like a pod full full of water and you just lie in the pod and it's all dark and then you lose your senses and you get hallucinations and it's like taking drugs. She said it was scary, she said it felt

like dying and she nearly started crying or something.

I don't understand why my sister doesn't make videos. She has so many things to make videos about because she actually tries new things unlike me.

She would have so much content to make content into content, but for some reason she doesn't want to. She's afraid people say mean things.

People only say mean things if you give them reason to. If you're a nice person, you be careful about what you say, then people won't be mean to you. People were nice to me in the beginning. In the beginning, when I was a nice person, when I was pretending to be a nice person, when I watched what

I said, I was very careful with what I said. People were very nice to me, and I got a lot of positive comments. People liked me. It was only when I started doing edgy stuff and saying edgy things when people started disliking me. Being rude to me. But in general, if you're nice, people will be nice back

to you on YouTube.

I guess I sacrificed people treating me nice for views because I wasn't getting views being nice and I was getting frustrated. So I thought, screw it, I'll just be a dick. That seems to be getting me views.

I decided that I wanted views and money more than people liking me, so I started making weird, edgy, controversial stuff, saying mean things. This is quite a nice area, I think, for the house. I could put the house here in this flat bit, and then I could use this water for the pond. This is a bit of

a river. There's no rivers near my house. I would have to fill in the river using dirt. It will take ages.

Is that how really you are?

I guess so.

Yeah, I am pretty rude and I say rude things about people. And in the beginning of YouTube,

I didn't say rude things because I didn't want people to

complain about it,

but now I don't really care. I call people fat and stupid and ugly. Whatever.

Oh look, there's a forest here.

I think nice Daniel was fake Daniel because I'm not actually that nice. I was pretending to be nice, pretending to be all upbeat.

That's not the real me.

I got fed up pretending to be nice.

I could build it here.

I think most people aren't really nice. They just put on a face, put on a mask outside in public. You don't know what people are actually thinking. They might be thinking rude things as well, but they just don't say it

because they're being polite.

I think I'm gonna build it here. Not sure, maybe over here.

I think here is quite a good place.

On a hill, maybe.

Oh, this is gonna take ages,

but when I finish it, it'll be really nice. Can you just imagine it, my house recreated in Minecraft? With the garden, the roads. I can add little touches to it like the chimney smoke puffing out,

my bedroom, my sister's bedroom, the fireplace. I think it could look really nice if I complete it. Just need to not be lazy, do it bit by bit.

I loved your zoo video. I didn't go to the zoo. We cancelled the zoo. We decided to go straight to the cinema. We watched Lion King. It was pretty good. I nearly cried. The Lion King always made me feel very emotional, but after my dad died, the story just kind of became more relevant to me, became more

impactful.

The music, the themes were still good. It was just too realistic. I think they overdid it with the realism, and the characters had no emotion. They just look like animals, emotionless animals. Animals don't really have emotions. The only reason Disney films are so good when they have animals is because they make the animals like humans. They give

them speech and facial expressions. Real animals don't really have expressions, and it was just like watching real animals, but they could talk. They had a little bit of smiling, some growling, but They look kind of dead inside. Pumbaa was really ugly. They didn't make Pumbaa cute at all. I kept thinking that he would stab people in the

face with those tusks coming out the side of his mouth. Kept worrying about Timon getting his eyes gouged out.

And Scar didn't really look like Scar. They should have made him brown with black mane. On his hair.

And then I kept getting confused who was Nala, who was the mother. They look the same.

And the whole hyena-lion battle was kind of ridiculous. I don't remember that happening in the film.

I was hoping there'd be a crunching bone cracking sound when Nala bit Shenzi's neck. I guess not since it's a kids film.

Kind of like Watership Down, that would be great, blood and gore.

It wasn't as good as the original, but I still felt emotional

when Mufasa dies, when he appears in the clouds. It was weird because when my dad died, I swear I saw his face in the clouds the next day. The next morning after he died— oh, it was terrible. I don't even know why I'm retelling it.

Every morning for about the next week after my dad died, my mum would just be crying. She'd come down in the morning crying.

And then we'd go out, go out to comfort her.

Such a shock.

And then I looked up outside and I looked at the sky and there was like a blanket of cloud, and at the edge of the cloud there was like a shape that looked like my dad's head. It was really

Spooky. Very strange. It was like he was floating above the house looking over us, saying goodbye.

Very weird.

I don't think I've ever had such a powerful emotional experience.

Such a weird experience. You just can't imagine it, and you can't imagine it happening until it happens.

You get all these strange emotions that you've never felt before.

The problem is I don't know how big it is,

how big, how big the house is in proportion in relation to the Minecraft character. Is this big enough? Should it be smaller? Should it be bigger? Very hard to tell.

It should be a square. If we look at it from above, should be a square for each room. The living room or the green room, the guest room, the kitchen. And the living room. And then on the corner should be the kitchen extension, and then the top corner will have the conservatory, which goes around like an L-shape.

And that's it really, it's a pretty basic shape.

I think that's fairly squarish. Doesn't have to be an exact square. It's interesting because the entrance used to be here when my granddad lived there. When we moved in, my dad bricked up the entrance, made a new entrance here. Not sure why.

I think this could be quite fun actually. I'll make the woodshed here, the patio. I helped my dad do the entrance patio, I remember.

He had this big metal pole, on the end was like a big metal square thing, and then he used it to pound the rubble into little pieces. He would dig a hole and Not very— a shallow hole, just a shallow hole, fill it full of rubble, and then use that metal pounding thing to pound the rubble into

little pieces. And then on top of that, he put cement, and then on top of that, he'd put slabs, paving slabs.

Uh, it might have to be bigger actually because the inside isn't brick. The inside would be painted, but you can't paint bricks on Minecraft. So I might make it one— I'll make it 2 layers bigger.

My granddad had so many plans for the house. He was gonna build a swimming pool, And all this mumbo-jumbo, he didn't get around to doing it.

Apparently it was supposed to be bigger, but he didn't have enough money, so he had to shrink the entire house size.

It's like a big, big dream for a lot of English people to eventually build their own homes. It's kind of weird, I think. It's just a home, just get some cheap crap place.

There's a program called Grand Designs my dad used to love watching, and it was about some family where they've built their own house and they spent all their money and they've sold their own house so they could fund it, and they would show The program would show the progress, the process of building their own home and how

they've designed it.

And I used to always think, looks like it's so much work building your own home. I don't want to spend all of my life building a house.

I'd rather just get some shoebox in a big complex.

I never shared that same interest with my dad. All my uncles were like that, actually. My uncle next door also built his own home. My other uncle, Kenneth, he built his own home. The only 2 uncles that didn't were the one— were the ones who went to Australia and the one that married the French woman. They just

bought their homes.

It's kind of interesting, I think. Maybe they picked it up from my granddad.

I never had any interest in building stuff or doing DIY.

I liked playing with Lego. I liked building things out of Lego, but that was it.

I've never done DIY, never made anything,

never really had to.

This will be the entrance, entrance corridor, guest room corridor goes up into the staircase, the green room, living room, and then this will be the kitchen.

I think it's a very primal instinct for a man to want to build his own home,

to provide shelter for his family and his wife. It's like a very masculine thing, I think.

It's a lot of hard work, but I guess it comes with a lot of satisfaction. Something to feel proud of.

It's like the ultimate display of power, how big and beautiful your house is. It's like being a bird and having the best-looking nest.

What happened to making the murder dungeon for the subreddit haters? I might do that later.

Don't really feel like doing it now. I might do one for YouTubers like Bendine. I'll make a Bendine cage. Rachel and Jun cage,

Zach Choi cage. And I'll put signs so people know who they are because you can't really customize the NPCs. You can just have that villager guy and the trading guy.

There's different types of villagers. How do I get them? If I type villager, I just get villager spawn zombie villager. There's a trader, wandering trader.

Your shit is still lagging.

I don't really care anymore.

Does it really matter?

I don't know how to fix it.

The fan that I bought didn't really do anything. It lowers the temperature by about 5 degrees. Too lazy to take the backplate off.

I'm not gonna stream very long anyway, probably just 2 hours.

My voice feels kind of tired from making the video. My voice gets worn out very quickly.

I was freaking out about my channel dying because when I uploaded that Japanese— talking to a Japanese man video, it only had 1,000 views after 4 hours, when actually YouTube was bugged and it wasn't showing the view counts properly,

so I think it actually had more views, probably had way more views

than I thought it had. But I took it down, so we'll never know how many views it got. I thought it— I don't know, maybe it got 5K and I took it down. I feel so stupid now. I should have left it up.

But I googled it and loads of other people were having the same problem. Loads of other people were also freaking out about their channels dying. It was, it was really scary actually. Kind of cruel,

making us think our channels are dying.

Seems to be back to normal now. The Konaito video is doing

Doing how— doing okay-ish. Not great, but not terrible. It's doing the same as my videos usually do. 11k views in a day, day and a half. I reckon it will get up to around 15, possibly over 15 after a few days. Just takes a bit of time.

I've noticed the views go up slowly, whereas before I'd get loads of views all at once on the same day. But now it takes a couple days now for the views to pick up.

Just need to be patient.

Clickbait stuff will get views straight away quickly because it's clickbait, but non-clickbait stuff will take a bit of time.

Trend hop, that's what I'm trying to do on my second channel. Made a video about Brooke Houts, it did pretty well actually for my second channel, 1,400 views. Just for talking for— talking about some random girl that I don't really give a shit about.

I kind of find it interesting because

her channel is blowing up right now. Not in a good way. She's getting loads of views from all the people

finding her channel, looking up her channel because of the whole dog scandal thing.

Her channel was kind of dead before it. She was only getting 10k views and she has over 300,000 subscribers. And then ever since the whole beating her dog thing started,

her last video has nearly 2 million views now. I think she should clickbait the dog as much as she can whilst the scandal's hot, whilst everyone's interested. Just milk them. They're not gonna stick around. Who cares? Make the video 15 minutes, fill it full of ads, do clickbait titles like Why I Beat My Dog, Why I Hate

My Dog,

My Problem With My Dog.

Imagine how much money she would make.

But she's only making her videos 7 minutes long. And she hasn't uploaded since last week. What are you doing, Brooke? Clickbait that shit. Milk it.

She should be uploading every day about her dog with it in the thumb— in the thumbnail. 15 minutes long, full of mid-rolls. Troll them. That's what I say.

That's why I don't think she did it on purpose. I kind of have this feeling she did it on purpose to revive her channel, but if she would, she would be taking advantage of it more. She's not really taking advantage of it.

I think my house is too big. This is way too big because look, the door is gonna be just 4 blocks wide.

That's the door. I should have made the door first and built it around the door.

And then there's a window here,

and then there's another window. This bit should stick out a little bit actually,

because there's like a roof halfway up the house, which is strange. I'm not sure why my granddad built a a roof halfway up.

Make the door bigger. Yeah, I guess it should be this big.

And then there's a window here.

I love this room. Lots of good memories. Had sex with the Korean girlfriend in there. Had sex with my wife in there.

The Korean girlfriend was— the sex with her was kind of hot in the guest room. It was about 1 PM, middle of the day. My mom was at work, dad was at work, sister wasn't there. It was just me and the Korean girlfriend at the home. We were chilling out on the sofa and I said, do you

want to have sex? And she was like, what, now? I said, yeah, come on, let's go. It felt so naughty. Sex in the middle of the day whilst everyone's at work in my parents' home. And then the, the curtains weren't even closed, so if the postman came, he could have seen us banging.

I'm getting aroused now. It was pretty good.

The sex wasn't really amazing with the Korean girlfriend, but she had a very nice Big wide fat pair of buttocks that was very sexy. Doggy style with her was amazing because her bum was so big. She didn't have big boobs, she wasn't really cute or anything, but she had a very nice shaped waist and hip, wide hips,

kind of rare for an Asian woman.

It was like a teardrop shape doing doggy style. Just imagine a teardrop. That was like— that was what she looked like from behind. That teardrop is just great.

I wish I filmed it.

If it was happening now, I'd definitely film it with the GoPro secretly.

I wish I had videos of all my exes. Don't you?

If I could choose between getting to have sex with them one more time or having a video of a previous time, I think I'd choose the video.

Because the video lasts forever.

How about you? Wouldn't you kill to have a video of your— one of your exes that you used to think was really hot?

Biggest mistake, not filming it.

If I could go back in time, I would film each one.

I'm not sure if this is supposed to be brick. I don't think it should be brick.

There should be a wall here.

Oh, it's tricky because I need double layers, not just a brick wall, but I need to remember the inside color of the guest room. I think it was just white.

I think it was white, white paint. Or was it purple?

Might have been purple.

I think white should be fine.

If I destroy that, there's a gap.

Should it be— this needs to be white.

Something's wrong.

Something's very wrong. I need glass as well.

Glass pane.

Does anyone know that American-Japanese guy who does YouTube? He's about 20, he's called Kei. I watched a few of his vlogs. Couldn't stand him. He speaks in this really annoying way, kind of like RiceGum, like he's trying to be some kind of gangster rapper. I hate those people who talk like that. Why can't they just speak normally?

He has about 300,000 subs but only gets 20k views. He said he wants to become a YouTuber.

What a lame-o. Wannabe YouTubers, get a real job.

I can't stand that, you know, those young people who speak like they want to be rappers or gangsters. Yo, what up, man? They listen to people like Lil Pump. I'm even disgusted with myself that I even know who Lil Pump is. I can't stand those people. Their stupid dreadlocks, tattoos all over their faces. This is what my

grandfather fought for. Makes me vomit in my mouth. Those Lil Pump, Lil Pump, Tenacious XX, whatever degeneracy.

And the little kids, the young people these days look up to people like that, as if that's something they want to be. Look up to them like they're role models.

They can barely even speak English properly. Yo, what up, man? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, shut up. Mumbling the whole time, not even talking properly. I can't stand that K kid. People like RiceGum.

He was in the Tokyo airport and he randomly bumped into this other American rapper who looks like some kind of drug addict

and just started talking to him. I can't remember his name, something like Jumex.

Gemex. So lame.

Swearing all the time. Shit this, fuck that, n-word this.

Well, he gets more views than me and he barely has any drama. He just vlogs his life in Japan.

I think he had a few virals where he pranked his school, tricking them into thinking that he couldn't speak English or something.

Yeah, I guess I'm a bit of a snob. I just don't like those people. Low-class delinquent types.

I like when people have a bit of class, you know.

Tattoos, instant turn-off, especially when they're on your face. I mean, who gets a face tattoo? That's just sad. Oh no, I've built it wrong.

Have I? No, there should be— kitchen extension starts around here.

Rap music, I hate it so bad. I don't understand how anyone can unironically like rap music. It's just so bad. I can't stand rap music.

It's horrible.

What color is my kitchen? Forgot.

Never ever. Put tattoos on your face. Please, for the love of

Moses.

Looks awful. Why would you want a tattoo on your face? It looks so stupid.

I think I've done it wrong. Fuck.

Because the staircase should be here to the right, but I've built this wall here. I think this wall should be completely pushed out further.

And there's also a little office kind of room. I forgot what my house looks like. I'm confused. I'm very confused right now.

There's a room— there's the guest room here. And then there's a wall here, and then the corridor goes this way, and then it curves, and the stairs—

where do the stairs go?

I think the stairs go above this room.

Use photos. I think I might have the blueprints to the house.

I, I copied and pasted my dad's personal USB stick onto my own USB stick, onto my SD card. And on the USB stick it had all these plans, documents, blueprints, layouts for the house. I could look at that if I was dedicated, but I'm too lazy. I can't be bothered. I'll just wing it.

I'm pretty sure this wall is flat,

but then there should be another room.

It's just like a small office room

that goes next to it, but then how do I fit the staircase in? Maybe my house isn't a square.

Maybe it's a bit unsquarish.

So you go in, there should be a wall here.

Go in this way.

The original kitchen was very tiny, and this entrance was actually just a storeroom where my granddad kept food like cheese, beetroot,

and it was connected to this very narrow kitchen.

And this wall was here,

and there's a door here that goes into the guest room.

But now this door is really big. This door is really small.

But the doors weren't big in my house. It was just one door like that. But this feels too small. The top of my head doesn't reach the top of the door. Maybe it should be smaller like this.

Yeah, I think that's quite good. And then this wall goes here.

My wife got upset again because yesterday I made a community post saying we're looking for more girls for the Discord server.

Why, why would you get upset about that? I'm just being silly like I usually do.

Just trying to even out the genders a bit. What's wrong with that?

It's quite relaxing actually. I thought it'd be a pain. Stressful, but it's quite relaxing

to do. I'm not sure how big the windows are. I can't stop thinking of my ex-Korean girlfriend's bum. It was so round and fun to grab onto and slap.

She must be 45 now.

Jesus, make a half block. How do I make a half block?

Is it brick slab?

Oh yeah, brick slab. But then the door won't reach the top, won't it?

I don't think that's gonna work. I need a half door as well.

I should have saved that nude she sent me.

She used to be quite, quite sexual.

We used to have sex every day in the guest house when we first met, but then I decided to leave her for this French girl, and I told her about her. I shouldn't have told her about the French girl. I didn't have to. And then after I broke up with the French girl, I went back to the

Korean girl, or woman. And after that, it was kind of different. She lost interest in me sexually, but we carried on having sex because I kept pestering her to do it.

But she didn't— she wasn't really that into it anymore. She said because of the French girlfriend, her feelings for me changed.

And I felt really sad because she never wanted me physically afterwards. I'm not sure why she, she let me come back to Korea to live with her so many times. I went to Korea about 4 times. Staying with her for months,

mainly because I was lonely and wanted to have sex. But why did she let me keep coming back if her feelings had changed for me? Bit weird. Maybe she was lonely as well, I guess. So what color carpet? I think it was like a light blue. There's not really a light blue color.

There's— it says light blue, but it looks very bright blue. The carpet, that's not what the carpet looks like. Stone, it was

A gray color, a light gray color.

Did I use a condom with the Korean girl? Yeah, she wouldn't let me have sex with her without a condom. She always made me wear one. I think there were maybe a couple times where she let me not use one,

but she was fairly strict about it.

No, maybe this color,

but the whole room looks the same color now.

This actually does look kind of like the carpet, but the whole room— I think it was actually light purple.

And there's a King-size bed. I'll make it pink so it stands out a bit. King-size bed. There are actually multiple beds. The beds are really tiny on Minecraft. There was actually a second bed here.

The proportions look so wrong. The windows are massive, the bed's tiny.

If I do this

now, it looks like a massive bed.

Oh, there was a closet there.

This can be the closet.

And there was a little table there, a table in the corner.

You can make the big bed— the bed bigger. How?

And the entrance had wooden floorboards.

Wooden floorboards for the entrance.

Put a half block. I need a pink one.

It's not called a half block, it's called a slab. Is it a slab?

I need a vertical slab, not a horizontal slab.

What's it called? I can't find it. It's not really important right now.

My door was a white door, but then I need a switch to open an iron door.

Can I open an iron door without a switch?

You can't open it. I don't understand iron doors, but I need a white door. Closest is birch door.

I guess that's close enough.

It'd be like that.

Oh, there's steps. I need to lower the whole level then of the ground.

Oh, we're going to get a fish tomorrow. We're gonna get a little goldfish, buy a goldfish, maybe 2.

Hopefully that'll get me some views.

I don't know if we should actually.

Because it's gonna cost money, isn't it? It'll cost maybe a couple hundred yen, a couple dollars, but then you have to buy a tank and food, and then you have to clean it and maybe buy things to go in the tank.

I might end up spending more money on the bloody fish than I make from the video.

I don't know if people would be interested. I think it'd be funny, Daniel getting a fish. People could say, next video, my fish died. Get it for the meme and then put it into a river the next day. Would that be cruel? I'd be setting it free.

I don't really want the fish, I just want to make a video about it.

My fish is ill. My fish stopped moving. My fish is dead. Sad music, black and white,

saying goodbye to my fish.

Next video, how to make sushi.

I'll call it Jimbo. Jimbo Jenkins. I'm not sure if the patio went all the way around. I don't think it did.

I'll beat my fish and then accidentally upload the footage,

and then people can call me scumbag and stuff.

Seems like the times I got the most views was when people were calling me scumbag and horrible person. When I tried to tone it down a little bit, when I tried to pretend to be nice again, that's when the views started going down. When I started doing all the travel stuff.

I need to say some rude things again about women and fat people, maybe black people again. I don't want to get a strike for hate speech.

It always fascinates me how people don't realize

that the reason I say weird things is to get views and attention.

Why else would I say it? There's no other reason to say weird stuff and do weird stuff.

The whole point was to say weird stuff to get people talking about it, get other YouTubers to make videos about me.

I thought that was pretty obvious.

That goes into the kitchen. Wait, this is weird. I think this should be narrower.

Not sure, I feel like I'm being a bit too open about all this.

I think people liked it when they didn't— they didn't realize I was just doing it all for views and money. They thought I was just some weirdo, or I was doing it as some kind of social experiment.

Ah, who cares, there's only 30 people here.

What's the worst that could happen? What was my kitchen floor made out of? It was like a slab, like a stone,

like a shiny white stone like this.

And then there were counters here

and a fridge here.

What? Why is there— the slab went into my second hand. How do I get it out of my second hand?

Use quartz.

Quartz slab.

Oh yeah, that's quite good.

And there's a patio at the entrance, and then there was a brick pillar somewhere here that supported

the— there was like a little roof that jutted out. Above that window.

People always ask me things like, are you trolling? Are you real?

Do you make stuff up? Is it just an act? Obviously it's an act.

I'm acting out what I've rehearsed for the video.

Wait, this bit's too narrow. This wall needs to be extended.

Where's my stone slab gone?

Smooth stone slab.

It's kind of like acting, but I'm acting based off of things that have actually happened. If that makes sense. I don't know if that makes sense. I feel like the windows are too high up now. They definitely weren't this high. But then if I go into the house, it's one level up, so it's not high. If I

make it lower, then the windows on the floor

Maybe I should slab it up one more level.

I think a typhoon's coming soon. The wind is getting very strong.

It was actually around this time I made that video, How to Survive a Typhoon in Japan. That was fun. The electricity went out, we had candles,

and then the ceiling started to leak.

Who remembers?

I think when I put the roof on this, it will look quite convincing. I think nether stone— nether stone steps will look very good. As the roof. So how do I do it? I need nether stone bricks as well,

and then steps so it looks like a slope.

No, wait, I've done it wrong.

I like making roofs on Minecraft.

They always make buildings look so much better.

Oh, that looks quite good. It's quite realistic, actually.

I can see it. I feel— I kind of feel like I'm at home already. Very strange feeling.

I'm really enjoying this.

I'm getting tingles, getting goosebumps already. I can see it taking shape.

I'm not sure if it should be one brick out. It seems a bit short. I might have to extend it. Actually, I think this pillar should actually be here,

not there.

And this wall should come out more,

maybe 2 blocks more.

And this roof needs to be moved out as well.

Need a lot of patience for this. If you make a mistake, you have to move everything. You can't just drag— click it and select it all and drag it out. You have to delete it, start again.

Very time-consuming.

Hmm,

and there should be a roof here. We need blocks, blocks here, roof up here, and then my bedroom goes directly on top. The cat kept jumping jumping onto this roof.

Mimo, she would jump— I'm not sure how she got onto the roof actually.

I think she would jump onto the roof of the woodshed and then jump from that roof onto this roof, and then I think these roofs were connected actually.

Yeah, it was connected.

And then she would get stuck on the roof and she'll start meowing at the window. We'd have to let her in

through the window.

I might have to look at a photo. I can't remember.

Are you building your house? Yes, I am.

Yeah, it looks quite good actually. Quite pleased with it.

Quite pleased.

Your YouTube channel is entertaining. Thank you, that's the whole point of it. At the end of the day, it's just entertainment. I don't know why people take it so seriously.

It's funny, strangers, complete strangers, take my own life more seriously than I take it myself, and it's my life.

Very weird.

People get so upset with the things I say that they, instead of just, you know, leaving my channel and not coming back, they carry on watching out of spite. They become hate watchers, and they feel like they have this moral duty to make me responsible for the things, the naughty things I've done, by reporting me, keeping tabs

on everything I say so they can use it to report me to hopefully get me banned. It's just so weird.

In a way, I think it's kind of funny.

It's half funny and then half irritating. It's very irritating having a group of dedicated people clipping and recording and screenshotting everything you said so they can try and report you.

Make sure your floor isn't half slab or you'll have floating objects. Oh shit,

no wait, it's not floating.

Oh, it's because I double slabbed the half slab. I think I'm safe because I double slabbed it.

I hate the way things float on Minecraft. Why can't things drop?

I need kitchen counters here. The kitchen counters were wood and they had black tops, so I need a black half slab. There's no black slabs. Closest is nether stone— nether brick,

but it's too thick.

And there were cabinets on the wall here like this. Might just get rid of that, it's fine. There was a table here and then there was a fridge. The fridge went here next to the window.

I feel sick for some reason.

Maybe I need a drink.

I feel

hungry as well.

I've got a, I've got a sneaky idea. So for my second channel, if I'm doing commentary, Why don't I just copy everything that iManix does? Because iManix seems to know exactly what to make at the right time.

He always gets amazing views because he's always talking about a trending topic. What if I just copied him?

Oh, he just put out a new video on— let me see.

What was that?

Oh, hosting. Thank you.

I'm Alex. He made a new video, We Need to Stop Girl Defined. I don't even know who the hell she is.

Oh,

I overheated it.

It is tricky to make videos about things you don't really care about.

It was really tough doing the Brookhout video because I just don't give a shit. I don't really give a shit about most things I talk about, really.

Just pretend to.

You have to pretend.

Maybe that's what being a news reporter is like. You have to report the news even if you don't care about the news. You have to sit in front of the camera, read your teleprompter.

But it's so much easier to make videos when you actually care about what you're talking about. When you don't care, it's so boring.

Oh look, a skeleton came to visit. Hello.

My problem is I just don't care about anything, so it's hard to make a video about anything because I just don't care about anything.

I have a burger. It's called a beef menchi katsu. It's like mincemeat, deep-fried mincemeat in a burger bun.

Might be nice.

This bit's kind of weird because there's one door going into the kitchen and then there's this door that goes into the living room,

but it's diagonal.

And I've completely forgotten the color of the wall. Pretty sure it was a light purple.

There's no light purple, there's just purple, and this purple is very purple.

That's way too bright.

Hmm.

Um, purple stained glass, purple wool. What about pink?

That's too pink.

The colors are too saturated. I need Less saturated colors. Go back to wool, I guess. Pink wool looks stupid.

I'll just stick to white.

So there's a diagonal door

that— you can't do diagonals— they go into the living room, but then there's a second door that goes back into the kitchen. It's a weird kitchen.

And then all of this is floorboard.

I feel like going home sometimes, but I know if I went home, me and my mum would just end up arguing all the time.

Daniel, you make a mess! You clean up your mess! Always shouting and nagging me about something. So annoying.

And then she'll start saying stuff like, oh, why is my son so useless? Why did I bring a son like you into the world?

Every bloody day.

Just because, just because I left a coffee cup on a table or something.

So annoying.

As if, as if it's the end of the world, she starts ranting about everything.

And then if I even dare complain about it, I get all these idiots on YouTube saying, oh, your mum's— your mum just lost her husband, she's grieving. Don't be a dick, Daniel,

when she's always been like that. She's always said stuff like that.

Why do I have to put up with it just because she's grieving? I'm grieving too.

I'm not calling people names.

Me and my sister, we're not attacking each other, are we? We're being civil to each other, trying to be supportive, talking about our feelings and stuff. And then my mum's there saying stuff like, oh, I wish I never had you, you waste of space.

Not just me, she says it to my sister as well. Stuff like, oh, go back to London,

what's the point having a daughter like you just run away to London. People trying to blame me. It's not my problem. My mum's the one with the problem.

Always complaining about people.

This is quite cozy. I don't like the way it looks like stone. Supposed to be a cozy room, not a cave.

So irritating when it was happening. Get all these idiots, don't even— they don't even know what my mom is like, they start telling me Stupid things like, don't be a dick, Daniel, your mum's grieving. As if I didn't know she's grieving.

Still doesn't give her an excuse to say things like that to me. So because she's grieving, I'm supposed to just put up with it?

What's the color of the carpet in the green room? There should be a wall as well separating it,

and the fireplace should be here. Maybe this should be one block back.

Does my mom watch my videos? I'm not sure if she's been watching recently.

Maybe, maybe she misses me and she watches them.

No, this isn't wood, supposed to be carpet.

I tried to get her permission to make a video called My Mum Found My Sex Doll. She said no, and then she started shouting at me, saying that her friends, her work colleagues, will find out and then she'll be embarrassed.

If I put a campfire here, would the puffing smoke puff all the way up to the top? Because that would be pretty cool. I need a fireplace here.

There's a piano here, and then we have windows here.

There's a sofa.

The carpet was just gray as well.

It's gonna look so boring. White walls and then a white floor. What did I use in the other room? I think it was adamantite or something,

and andesite.

It was, it was gray.

Gray everywhere is just gray now.

No way, the green room is green. That's why it's called the green room. Stupid

green concrete powder. Yeah, it was green. Oh, this, this green falls to the ground.

Should be fine. No, it shouldn't. Green. I need something that stays in place. Green concrete. Oh, but it looks different.

I miss seeing you look at the security camera for, for hours in your room. Yeah, the security camera was funny. Seeing people drive in and walk past.

I miss my home a little bit, actually. Starting to feel a bit homesick.

But it's such— it's such a sad place now.

A place that usually is a place you you know,

for happy memories becomes

a place of sadness. Wait, I have a triple layer now. Shouldn't be triple layered. Get rid of that white.

That's

better.

I wish there was some way to find out what caused people to stop watching.

I bet it's a mixed bag. I bet there's a group of people who probably stopped watching because I said something that upset them, probably a group of people who stopped watching because I became boring. Probably a group of people who stopped watching because I complain and whine too much.

I wonder what would have happened if I just never complained and never whined. How many people would be remaining? There'd probably be more people watching.

Yeah, well, I don't need them. Fuck them. They're not here, so I can say whatever I want. Screw them and their grannies. As if I give a shit about them.

Oh, it's a pretty good burger.

I'll say whatever the fuck I want.

Don't like it, not my problem.

Hmm.

It's like a deep-fried burger in a bun. Quite good.

That's why I get so angry with Ben Dean, because people never get bored of Ben Dean even though he's doing the same thing over and over again. And the thing he's doing, it's not even that interesting.

That's why I get so pissed off about it.

So it's okay to be boring if you're nice, but if you're not nice, you have to be not boring.

There must be a YouTuber who's not nice and he is boring, but he still gets views.

I guess if people don't find my life interesting anymore, I should stop making videos about my life.

It'll be like Having a restaurant and then you sell burgers and people used to love your burgers, but then they got sick of your burgers, they stopped buying your burgers, but you kept trying to sell the same burger.

The logical thing to do would be to stop selling the burger if it's not selling and then try and sell something else.

Or make a better burger.

So I have to make a better burger or sell something else.

I guess a better burger would mean more drama.

I wish I was rich, then I'd say, oh, fuck it, I don't need YouTube anymore. I'm bloody rich, baby.

I think that's the great thing about— the best thing about being rich is you could just say fuck it to society. Because you don't need them anymore.

I don't have to worry about people liking you when you're rich. It doesn't matter who likes you.

Okay, back to work. We need to make a patio door here.

The hell's that? What the fuck?

Who's bringing llamas into my bloody house?

If I became rich, I'd be such a dick on YouTube, boasting about it, flexing, bragging.

People would hate me so much.

Rubbing it in people who hated me faces. I'd rub it in so much to the people who looked down on me, made fun of me.

I don't want to be rich because I want money. I want to be rich so I can rub it in people's faces.

I need wool.

I just hate having to worry about my YouTube channel all the time. I hate worrying about getting views.

What if you could disable— YouTube should just get rid of the view count. Why do you even need the view count anyway? Netflix doesn't have a view count. TV doesn't.

Why is it important?

I will buy your YouTube channel for a fair price. How much? I would sell it for $1 million.

$100? No way,

I make $40,000 a year.

Why do I feel sick today? I feel nauseous. I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Maybe I'm

pregnant.

Maybe I don't have enough vitamins in my diet. Getting ill.

Wait

a minute. Oh, okay, never mind.

Never break.

I feel like eventually there's going to be nothing I can do that's gonna interest people with my own life.

There's gonna be a point where people are just gonna get bored. Well, they already are getting bored. I mean, even more than they are now. And there's not really gonna be anything I could say or do to make people not bored.

And I'm a bit worried. What can I do?

It's kind of funny, people used to think my life was so interesting. They say Daniel's life's so interesting. I'm so addicted to his channel. Now look, I just play Minecraft.

Yeah, it's so interesting, isn't it?

Maybe I created this illusion that it was interesting when actually it wasn't. Now people are only realizing—

they're only starting to realize Actually, Daniel's life's not very interesting. He just plays Minecraft all day.

This bit's weird. What happened? What happened here?

Um, it shouldn't be like that.

Whatever.

I'm just not likable or nice enough as a person to keep people staying when the drama goes. It's easy to get views when you got drama. It doesn't really matter if people like you or not, they, they'll come for the drama. When you've got no drama, they won't stay if they don't like you

on a personal level.

And I didn't do a very good job at making people like me, I guess. In fact, it's the opposite. I kind of made people hate me. Yeah, well, fuck them.

I don't need them. Don't need that pity.

Looking good. We need a piano as well.

Nether brick piano.

Kind of looks like a piano. Does it look like a piano? It's the best piano I could make. Is that actually a piano?

Yeah, maybe the reason why I was so motivated to do YouTube was because I was in this horrible petrol station job and I was hungry. And then I kind of achieved what I wanted to achieve. I lost my appetite because I got used to it. Now it just feels like normal, you know, shit out a video and

you get $100. That, that's what became the norm.

You get used to it and then you lose the hunger. Maybe I need to get the hunger back. Maybe my channel dying will get me the hunger back. I'll become reinvigorated when it starts properly dying. I don't really feel like it's super dying now. It's, it's like trickling, trickling. It's like a tiny little hole. I can sense

it coming,

but I'm still getting 10-15k sometimes. Actually, all my videos are over 20k apart from the last few, but they might get 20k after a while.

I'm talking where my channel barely gets 10k, or maybe only gets 5k views a video. That's when we know it's, it's properly dead. 5K views for a 90K sub channel, pretty poor. I think 20K views for a 90K sub channel is still pretty good.

Well, there's a lot bigger channels who get less views than me.

I'm not really hungry right now because

The main channel's still making a decent amount, the second channel's making a good amount, and even my Twitch channel managed to get a little bit from Twitch, plus Patreon. I'm still doing good for money. A lot of people think I'm only making $500 a month. I'm making way more than that.

I'm worried, but I don't— I'm not quite desperate yet.

Hmm, well, I think that's enough for today. Feel a bit bored.

386,000, that's all your views for the last— who are you talking about?

I got more than that.

I got

467,000 for the last 28 days.

Well, goodbye. How can you survive from that?

Quite easily.

What do you mean, how could you not survive from it? Where do you think I live, in Beverly Hills in a mansion? I I live in a tiny shitty apartment in some shitty town in Japan.

What's my revenue? None of your business. Why'd you want to know so much?

And you probably won't even believe me even if I told you.

Okay, I'll tell you, but don't start whining that I'm lying or anything. It's over 2,000, okay?

Slightly over 2,000.

Where are these people coming from?

Because of the ads. Yes, because of the ads. Why? Where else will I get the money? It's not like people are donating.

Ads are where the money is coming from.

Yeah, I get a lot of money because I put a lot of ads on the video. People think it's only 1,000 views for a dollar, which is true, but then you put 5 ads onto the 1,000 views, then you times it by 5. Bada bing, bada bong, you've got $50.

I mean, you've got $5.

See ya.