mic tests chattin

Testing.

Testing.

Huh, that's weird. I pressed mute audio,

so was it on mute? Why was it on mute?

That's weird. I pressed mute audio,

so was it on mute? Why was it on mute?

Okay, I got this wireless mic. I want to

test it out, see if it works. So I'm going

to plug in the wireless mic now. Okay, I

got this wireless mic. I want to test it

out, see if it works.

Testing, testing,

testing.

Hello, testing, testing. Hello, Kuni

Testing, testing. Hello, Kuni Hairwear.

Oh my God, it's rubbish! Oh my

God, I can't use this, there's so much

noise.

There's so much noise.

There's so much noise. Oh,

I'm gonna have to spend a lot of money now

to get a proper wireless thing. This only

costs £30 off Amazon, so it's

like a crappy Chinese— I don't know if

it's Chinese, but it's like a crappy cheap

thing.

Why is there so much noise?

It's this. There's no adjustments or

anything that you can make.

It's this. There's no adjustments or

anything that you can make.

Should I spend like £280 on those those

Rode Wireless Go things. What is this

brand? It's called a Moman.

Moman.

I want to see what the range is like. I'm

going to put the camera facing out the

window, then I'm going to walk outside.

That'd be funny.

There are these really good mics that all

the other YouTubers are using. It's

called— there's 2. There's DJI mics And

then there's the Rode Wireless 2, but

they're like £280, but they're supposed to

be really good. Probably doesn't

sound like noise. Be really good.

Probably doesn't sound like noise.

Be really good. Probably doesn't

sound Ah, I can't believe how crap this

sounds. Oh my God. See, you get what you

pay for, don't you? But still, £30.

I thought for £30 it would still be okay.

There's no audio settings. If I just make

a video and I put it into the video

editor, then I can denoise it and it

sounds fine. But this is a livestream, so

I can't do that.

Well, we can test out the range at least.

Is that

a good view?

You sound okay right now. Really? On my

computer it sounds so noisy. Hold on,

Tiger was messaging me. She said, I'm

home, what are you doing? Hello,

I was phoning the bank.

I got scammed. Haha.

Uh,

where's my Twitch?

Should I spend pro money on

pro mics when I've only got 20 viewers.

Testing. Well,

we'll see what the range is like. I'm

gonna go downstairs and outside. And then

I'll walk to the top of the drive, see if

you can still hear me. If it cuts out as

soon as I go downstairs, this is gonna be

annoying.

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me? I'm at the bottom of the

I'm at the front door now.

I'm at the front door now.

Now I'm at the front door. I need to— I

need to open the kitchen door in case the

front door shuts and I get locked outside.

So let me open the back door.

Testing, testing.

Testing,

testing.

Can you

Testing.

Hello. It sounds good,

really. It's probably because I got line

of sight now, and it can probably

penetrate the glass in the window pretty

easily compared to having to penetrate the

bricks. Wow, look, I'm doing IRL in my

garden.

Let's see. Probably penetrate the glass in

the window pretty easily. This is so

weird. Having to penetrate the bricks.

Yeah, it sounds pretty good, doesn't it?

Look how small I am.

Look how small it is. I mean, I am.

I look tiny. What? How am I so

tiny?

What the hell? I didn't know I was so

small. This is so weird.

It actually feels nice to be outside. I

haven't come outside in weeks.

What else can I do with this? I didn't

think this would work so well. So small.

This is so weird. This is weird. It's like

we're on a phone call with each other,

but you can see me.

I didn't think this would work so well.

So small. This is funny.

You mean a video call? Yeah. It's like a

phone call but with a video.

Hmm, well, I don't know when this

would ever be useful, but I

can do this.

She's asked me when I've got free time.

Maybe in 1 hour.

I wanted to go on a bike ride,

but my mom keeps putting my bike back into

the garage and then puts loads of stuff on

top of it. She thinks someone's going to

steal it.

I wanted to go on a bike ride,

but my mom keeps putting my bike back into

the garage. So I want to test out the

little wind muff on it, so I'm gonna try

running really quickly and then see if it

sounds like, um, wind. Wait, there's a car

There's, there's like a delay on the

stream. Is there?

Did you see the car? Where did

you go? I'm being covered up by the chat,

so let me try running. How does

it sound? Well, I haven't run

in ages.

How was that? Was it unbearably windy?

How was that? Was it unbearable?

But if I go quickly on a bicycle, I'll run

faster.

How's that?

Yeah, it sounds okay.

I've got these fluffier ones as well in

case, but this is just like a foam— bit of

foam.

I'm out of breath now. I think

there's people coming.

What's that noise?

Did you see people go past?

Does she see people?

Every time I stream, there's bloody Thai

Girl keeps messaging me.

Where's my bike? I have to go into the

garage. What if I just spin around with

How's that?

How's that? Yeah, not too bad.

Okay, I've got a headache now. I think I

proved my test.

Oh, she keeps asking if I'm busy. I am

busy, for fuck's sake.

Okay, back in the kitchen.

Okay, I'm back.

She's watching your streams. Every time

you stream, she wants to phone you. No,

it's just around this time she finishes

work.

What was that?

I'll say I'm a little bit busy.

Well, it worked. It's just it doesn't

sound great.

I'll say I'm a little bit busy.

Well, it worked. It's just it doesn't

sound great. I think it

sounds good. It's just the background

noise is too much.

What do you think out of 10?

She said, can tell me. I said— she said,

are you busy? I said, a little bit. And

then she said, can tell me. Tell you?

I just told you. Uh,

so frustrating. Sometimes trying to talk

to people who don't understand English.

But you know, sometimes beggars can't be

choosers. She says, "What are you doing?"

I'm doing a live stream. No, I can't say

that. I am. I'm.

Um, I'm testing my new

phone case. Yeah,

so I got a new phone case for the Flip.

It's like this, but the problem is now the

phone is too bulky. It won't fit inside my

shoulder strap.

So I don't know what to do because it

won't fit inside the strap anymore.

So I could put the Velcro on the back of

the case, but then it might be weird.

Let me check my new video.

6 out of 10. New video got 6

out of 10 rating. It's okay, I guess. At

least it's not 500.

Why I Hate Japan Reopening.

Hopefully it gets views. My other one

about why Japanese people don't want

foreigners back did really well. It has

nearly 40,000 views. I can't believe it.

I haven't had such views since March when

I was doing Elden Ring.

Famous again. Yep, like the good old days.

Remember, 40K views every video.

How do things get delivered so fast in

England? I have 1-day delivery on Amazon.

Now she's saying, you not miss me, baby?

I do.

I hurry come back to you. Oh my God,

she's so annoying.

If you want to chat, then just chat, and

then I'll reply when I reply. She wants me

to like drop everything and then just

start chatting to her. I don't really have

anything to say to chat about in

particular.

She's poo testing you.

Daniel playing her game. Well, I, I have

to play it, don't I? You can't refuse to

play it if you want sex and love.

I don't know how long the battery is going

to last on this mic. And love.

I don't know how long the battery is going

to last on this mic. And love. Do you

think this mic sounds unbearable to listen

to, or do you think it's okay? It's good

enough. You can hear what I'm saying,

because I don't know if I want to spend

another £280 on a mic. She said something

is wrong today that I feel like— what?

Ah, she's really pestering me today?

She said, I don't know. Yeah, because

there's nothing. There's— oh wait, I'm

getting donations.

Chihiro's Lover. I didn't even— didn't

even know. I thought those were old

donations.

Chihiro's lover. Wow, thanks, Chihiro

lover. I hope you're loving a good time.

I got some Japanese yen as well from

Daniel Lord.

Wow, I should

make a donation goal for the mic. I really

want the mic. I wanted a wireless mic for

so long. We don't even know if she's a

lady. I'm pretty sure she is. I mean, the

way she talks is like such an annoying

woman. You're quiet all day.

Sorry, I got lots of

Amazon. I got lots of deliveries.

I got lots of prezzies.

Um, where's that thing?

There's an audible hiss.

Yeah, there's an audible hiss.

Yeah, not great. I don't know.

I mean, it is nice to not have a

mic cable. Look at all this stuff.

But it would probably sound better if I'm

near the phone and I just use the built-in

mics.

Why won't she just let me have some peace

and quiet for like 10 minutes and let me

do my things? The problem is I can't

really tell her exactly what I'm doing.

She said, what did you order? I just told

you, I got a phone case. Phone case and

some other things.

And a wireless mic. I can't

tell her that because she'll be like, why

do you need a wireless mic?

Probably won't outlast your livestreams.

How long will the battery last? I think on

the expensive ones it said 8 hours, 8 to 9

hours. I don't know about this one.

I don't really know why I want a wireless

mic though, because, because I want to

clip my phone onto my shoulder strap and

then have the mic like this

so you can hear me well. But actually,

now that I think about it, if the phone's

strapped onto my shoulder, then it's the,

the built-in mic is pretty close to my

mouth anyway.

The, the built-in mic is pretty close to

my mouth anyway.

Daniel won't last a week in Thailand now

Japan reopened. Yeah,

I would be just, you know, looking for any

excuse to ditch her and go straight to

Japan unless I actually like Thailand,

which could be a possibility, but I feel

like she's going to be so annoying, and

then I feel like I might as well just go

to Japan since I have better luck with

Japanese women and they look nicer.

So the other thing I want to do is I want

to try getting the Velcro.

Yeah, Japan's officially open now. It's

not just agency stuff and tour guides.

They— there's all these tweets saying

that, um, visa waiver is also back,

individual tourism is back.

Am I gonna do some Thai boys?

I don't know. If I matched with a ladyboy,

I might just mess around saying, do you

want to fuck? And if they say yeah and

they look Okay, it's just if I meet them,

they've got like five o'clock shadow. Is

that what they call it? As you can see, I

have pretty visible facial hair. Even

though I shave it, it's still gray

underneath my chin is kind of gray. I

can't get rid of it unless I pluck it out.

So unless they got laser surgery.

Ouch. If I have like 5 o'clock shadow and

broad shoulders, Adam's apple, then I'd be

like, uh, actually no thanks.

Which part of Japan would I go to? I don't

know, I feel like I'd go back to Osaka

because they got Tobitsushinchi there,

and I guess they've got similar places in

different parts of Japan, but I'm not

familiar with it. I'm familiar with Tobita

Shinchi, so I feel comfortable going

there. I guess

I should give her some attention. What

should I say? How was your day?

Battery ran out, I think.

Can you hear me now?

Testing. Can you hear me now?

Yeah, yeah, I think the battery ran out.

I gotta charge it, I guess. Stupid thing.

I'm thinking of you too.

20-minute battery life. Yeah, that's the

problem with wireless stuff. It's not

going to last a very long time.

It's just I would like to be able to walk

around and walk away from the camera a

little bit to have some freedom so

I'm not stuck next to you all day long.

Let me try and fix this. So it needs to

fit on that front strap,

so I put it here like that.

I think that'll be good.

Oh, the glue on that

smells so nice.

Smells like a burning tire.

Put some Velcro here. Oh, I missed the

center. It's fine.

She said, are you sure, darling? Today you

are not a good boy. Why not?

She said I'm not a good boy today.

She said I'm not a good boy today just

because I'm not replying instantly.

Give me a break.

Okay, so we need the hook.

I can already tell this woman is gonna be

insufferable.

Okay, so I put the back side of the Velcro

here.

Hold on, I gotta put the Velcro on.

Right in the center,

and then should just

stick straight on, hopefully.

Hmm, what do you think? It seems quite

sturdy.

It's not as good as having it in the

strap, that's the problem. I feel like

it's gonna fall off. You make me— well,

I need to show my screen. I didn't show

Testing.

Testing.

Testing. Testing. Yeah, this sounds better

than the wireless mic.

She said I must be punished by her.

Please punish me. I'm bad

boy.

So stupid. It's so

cringe. I would never talk like this to a

native English speaker. Oh no, the

Velcros. Not sticking very well to the

strap. Oh, this phone case

is not good. It won't fit inside the

strap now.

Phone case is not good. It won't fit

inside the strap now.

Oh, fail. And this phone case costs

like £40. By the way,

it's not a cheap phone

case. See,

it's going to fall off the

adhesive. If I use super glue,

it might stick on because it's not

sticking to a flat surface.

How's a phone case cost £40? Because it's

a premium Spigen Armor case.

How's Frank? Why is the video frozen now?

Look, the glue is not strong enough. It's

just pulling off the entire thing.

Is the video frozen?

Because when I jumped— oh, it's back now.

Because when I jumped— yeah, it's back.

Spigen is overpriced. Maybe.

It's called Armor, it's not a case.

It's quite a nice case, it's just bulky.

So either I have to put more Velcro and

just put Velcro all around the bag strap

and not just in the center bit.

She said, I am strict, you will cry.

Maybe I will like it.

You should have seen what she was like

when I went on the last date with that

British girl. Obviously I couldn't reply

to her for like 4 hours, 5 hours, and she

was just freaking out because I didn't

reply to her after 5 hours. She just

filled my chat full of spam like, oh baby,

I'm scared I'm gonna lose you. I can't

lose you. Where are you? And then she sent

like 2 voice messages. She sounded like

she was crying. Jesus,

I wonder what she's like sexually.

Like, is she wild in the

sheets? I feel like Thai women are

pretty kinky. It's probably why they're

like the prostitution center of the entire

Yeah, this is not a great idea. I need to

superglue this bit of Velcro,

but even then it looks kind of weird. It

looks more obvious now, doesn't it? Look,

it's like more obvious than it was before.

Hmm, what should I do? Wasting so much

money. First, I got scammed today, by the

way. I thought I was applying for an

international driving permit, so I thought

the website looked pretty legit and I just

bought it and paid. Then I Googled some

reviews and apparently loads of people

saying it's a scam. It's like a fake

license. And then I checked the small

print on the website, said list of

countries where this permit can be used,

and Japan wasn't even on the list anyway.

The ones on the list were just a bunch of

countries, and Thailand was there, but

Japan was not on there, and Japan would be

one of the main countries I'd think about

driving in. So that cost me

about £80. Oh my God, I'm so dumb. I

phoned the bank, they said that if the

product doesn't arrive in in the time

frame that they said it would arrive,

then I could get a refund, could get my

money back as like a fraud— fraudulent

case. But if the product comes and it is

as described, then I can't do anything

because I authorized the payment.

And I said, well, what if they've claimed

that this license is valid in these

countries and then it's actually a fake

license and it's got no validity? Then

they would They the bank said, then I

would have to prove that it's not a valid

license. How am I going to prove that?

What do I do? Like phone up the Japanese

embassy and send them a picture, or go to

a rental place in Japan and show them it

and ask if it's valid. Such a hassle.

So I just lost eighty pounds for nothing

for a fake license.

I feel so dumb. I mean, it's pretty

obvious the website. Was .org, not UK.

The prices were in dollars, so it's like

an American international company. Why

would— why would I be paying in dollars

and getting an American company to get me

a license when I'm a UK person?

I've got a UK license. It needs to be from

the DVSA, the driving agency in the UK,

doesn't it?

It needs to be from— so I got completely

scammed. I should have checked the reviews

before I bought it. It's just the website

looks so good, and because it showed up as

the first result on Google, I thought,

well, this has to be real,

but it was not. And I sent them all my

personal detail, like my driving license

number. Bank details, I guess they can't

take more money out of it. So now I wasted

£40 on this phone case, which I'm going to

take off now because it's useless.

And I wasted £80 on that

driving license, and I wasted £30 on that

wireless mic. So that is, um,

80, 120— I wasted £150 today,

but I made $2. From my Streamlabs,

I mean Twitch donations.

So you win some, you lose a lot. Let me

reply to her again.

She sent me a picture of hands being tied

up. You will Tie me up

in your bed.

She sounds like she's feeling horny

tonight.

Is it streaming?

I don't know about the wireless mic. I

mean, when would I actually use it? I'm

thinking of taking this mic for my

travels, but it would be nice if I could

downsize this mic into a wireless mic,

which would be smaller.

When would a wireless mic even be that

useful though? I feel like wireless mic

is useful if you're outside and you want

to do selfie mode videos, so you're

holding the phone or the camera far away

from you and you want good audio, then you

need a wireless or you need like a clip-on

mic, don't you?

But I really don't think I'm gonna do

that. Because I get really anxious. I just

make vlogs indoors like I usually do.

Um, don't know.

You will are a good boy. I will try,

baby.

Please forgive me.

Oh, my nose is itching.

Am I going to Japan? I'm going to Thailand

first. Look at this phone case.

It's a nice phone case, it's just I can't

get it in, in the slot here.

I really have to force it in, it won't go

Maybe if I really force it, it might go

in, but I feel like it's going to tear the

stitching on my bag strap. Oh, that's so

annoying. I need— maybe I need to get a

new case now, a smaller case.

Let me take the case off.

How do you take it off?

Velcro it outside the strap. I did, but

the, the Velcro doesn't stick very well to

the strap, and then it looks really

obvious when it's outside of the strap.

It looks way more obvious now with the

case on and it being outside the street.

Nearly broke my phone.

That's unexpected close-up.

Wait, where's the camera?

See this one? There it is.

Okay, now I can

fit it back inside.

I can fit it back in here now.

Yeah, that looks way better like that.

Oh, this is so much better.

Oh, I could put— I already put Velcro

inside. It's just I would like it to be a

bit more secure.

Oh, I know, I could use elastic bands.

She said, you tie me up in your bed, you

like this.

Maybe. Maybe I want to tie you up.

Was it worth £40? Well, for the case,

probably not.

So I got these black elastic bands as

well.