I Walked out On My Wife

So there's been some updates since my last

video.

Not very happy about this.

Number one, I'm very upset upset with the

comments I'm getting on my last video.

Everyone's saying that I'm the one in the

So annoying. Every time I— every time

something happens, I'm always the one in

the wrong, aren't I?

So I'm going to assume that you've seen my

last video about the Hong Kong guy.

He just uploaded another video. A third

one. Oh, there's so many things wrong with

it. Number one,

number one, the thumbnail on the third

upload, they're in a different place to

where they're actually in, in the video.

I don't know what this means. So did they

go to more than one place? How many

fucking places did they go to?

She wasn't—

they went to several places together,

and I, I thought they just went out for

about an hour, you know, just had dinner

for an hour, had a bit of a chat. So I

watched his 3rd video Turns out they were

together for 4 hours, and apparently

she started crying, and he has 3 hours of

footage. And then he starts threatening me

like a fucking bitch,

threatening me, saying if I— he said his,

um, his terms. He said

he will only stop uploading when more

videos if I promise to stop cheating and

if I promise to stop bragging about the

sex I had. Who the hell does he think he

It's so fucking wrong. He's interfering

in our marriage when it's none of his

business, and he has no right to butt

his big stupid frog face into our

business. This is our business. Yeah, he

made several demands. I can't remember all

of them, but they were: I have to stop

cheating. Okay, yes, Mr. Hong Kong guy,

I'll stop cheating. Fuck off.

Number 2, I have to stop bragging. And

again, fuck off. If I want to brag, if I

want to brag, I'll brag, okay? It's none

And I told my wife to tell him to stop

uploading videos or else I'm gonna get

angry. And she messaged him asking him

nicely. Guess what he said?

He basically said no, and he's gonna

upload them anyway. So he uploaded a third

video. It was bad enough he uploaded the

second one, even knowing that I was angry

with the whole situation. So he doesn't

care that I'm angry about the situation.

So much for him being so nice. Even after

I apologized for saying those things about

him. Even though I said, oh, I shouldn't

really blame the Hong Kong guy, it wasn't

his fault, he still goes ahead and uploads

the second video.

And then he uploads a third one.

And I apologized to him on Facebook. He

ignored me. He read it, he didn't even say

anything. And then he uploads the third

one out of spite, out of pure spite.

Because he knows it will upset me, but he

also knows it will upset Chihiro.

And I saw

the third one and it was a load of

bullshit. She was moaning about me,

saying that I don't pay for things and I

don't buy her things, which is absolute

rubbish. I buy her loads of stuff— $200

AirPods, $200 Ray-Ban sunglasses, $160

heater. I have hundreds of dollars of

orders on Amazon that I bought things for

her. Yeah, we both use them, not all of

them, but we use them, we share them, but

I paid for all of it. And then she has the

nerve to start complaining about me saying

that I don't pay for anything and I use

her in videos and I don't buy her stuff.

I do buy her stuff, buy her stuff all the

time. And then she— no,

yeah, she said you just bought the AirPod.

No, I bought way more stuff than just the

AirPod. I bought tons of stuff for her.

What has she bought me? And I

said she bought me nothing. And then she

says, I don't want to buy him anything.

Yeah, well, I'm not the one complaining

about her not buying me anything. I

couldn't care less if she didn't buy me

anything. And I'm paying her half

the rent, half the food, half the

utilities— $400 a month. How can she say

that I'm not paying her any money?

So I was on Discord ranting about this,

and then she came on Discord as well. And

instead of saying, yeah, I was wrong,

Daniel does pay for stuff, she starts

ranting about completely unrelated stuff

Daniel doesn't care about my feelings.

Well, you didn't care about my feelings

when you're saying all this rubbish in

front of a camera with the Hong Kong guy.

So I banned her from the Discord,

and then she jumps out of bed and she

attacks me. Not making this up. She

grabbed my iPad, threw it on the ground.

I don't know if it's broken because I

didn't get the chance to check it. And

then she started hitting me, like

hammering at me, and I had to grab her and

sit her down on the bed. And then she

started crying, and then I started

packing, and then I left.

She was— she went absolutely mental

because I banned her on Discord.

I messaged that stupid Hong Kong guy

saying, thanks a lot for uploading another

video. You do realize that you're just

making things even worse for me and

Chihiro. You're not helping at all. If

you're trying to help, take the fucking

videos down. Fuck off and mind your

business. Mind your own business. Nothing

to do with you. I don't understand what

he's trying to do. He's either trying to

help— it's obviously not helping, it's

just making it worse— because every time I

see an upload from him Trying to take it—

he's also taking advantage of her for his

YouTube channel. He's using her to

get views on his channel. If he's trying

to help her, help her then. Why are you

making videos about it and just trying to

make the situation a lot worse than it

actually is? We were fine today before you

uploaded the 3rd video.

And then everyone's all, oh, he's a nice

guy. He didn't do anything wrong. He's

saving her.

So irritating.

And then everyone's saying I'm violent to

her. All I did was smash my stuff and a

door, and then she's the one smashing my

stuff and hitting me. I didn't hit her

even once. We struggled for the bag

and then she fell over because she lost

balance. I didn't push her or hit her.

I've never hit her. She's hit me countless

times and then everyone's saying I'm the

violent one. So annoying.

Uh, what, what the Hong Kong guy is doing

doesn't make any sense.

He's just doing it to grow his stupid

YouTube channel Which makes him just as

bad as me. He's using my marriage problems

to grow his fucking channel to get views

and then disguising it as he's trying to

help my wife, trying to save her.

He's not. He's just making it worse.

And then I've got all these idiots on my

channel dislike bombing my video, and then

he's getting loads of likes and everyone's

on his side saying he's doing the right

thing. How the hell is he doing the right

thing? Doing the right thing would be not

making a video filming her

trying to get views.

And he doesn't even make any money on his

channel. He doesn't get enough views to

make money. He's not even— I don't even

think he's monetized. I don't know, are

there ads on his videos? If there's no

ads, he's not making money. He's not

making money, then what's the point?

Oh, and then he started saying, oh, it's

not fair because Daniel only tells his

side of the story. Absolute rubbish.

Um, check out a video that I got my wife

to make called Why I Hate My Husband.

I've given my wife plenty of opportunities

to make videos telling her side And she

comes on Discord all the time telling her

side. What are you talking about? I don't

let her tell her side. I let her tell her

side all the time, and I even encourage

her to tell her side because the video

she makes always gets loads of views.

So what am I supposed to do now? Because

I'm still angry, but I feel

bad because it's not

stupid motorbike's fault

of going to him in the first place. And

then ranting about me, saying all this

stuff that's not true. I wouldn't mind

that much if the stuff she was complaining

about me was true, but half the stuff

she's saying is not true, and everything

he's saying is not true either.

I don't understand why he's

interfering Can someone explain?

There's only 2 reasons why he actually

thinks he's helping, or he's just trying

to do it to get views. And I don't think

he cares that much about views.

He doesn't get that many views anyway,

so— and even if he does get views, so

what? Is he just going to rely on using my

wife and my marriage problems to get

views. You need to get views doing your

And now he's not even responding to me on

Facebook.

He does think he's helping. You've treated

Chihiro like crap.

Well, he's not helping, he's making it a

lot worse. And yeah, I've done stuff that

made her upset. I'm not denying that,

but that doesn't mean she could— she

should go to some guy that I don't like to

complain about it.

I feel like they're ganging up on me.

He's upset because I blocked him. Called

him annoying and boring, which he is. I

still stand by that. And then she's

ganging up. She's angry with me because,

because I said stuff.

Who are these idiots riding up and down on

mopeds at 3 AM in the morning? Look at

this prick, this flashing pink moped.

Looks like an idiot.

I have to go to the other side.

It's like they, they met up to get some

kind of revenge against me.

I just don't understand how people think

I'm in the wrong here.

So I don't know what to do. I feel like

just leaving, and then maybe

we need like a break from each other for a

few days. But we're supposed to be going

to England together, um,

next week. I think it's next week.

Where should I go? I want to go somewhere

peaceful. There's no trains until a few

hours, so I'm stuck here.

And then people were saying it was rude of

me to just block him.

Oh my God, are they following me?

Look, if you're fed up with talking with

someone, you're not obligated to carry on

talking to them. I don't owe him anything.

I don't owe him replies.

Oh, there's a hotel right here.

I thought I made it pretty clear that I

wasn't interested in talking to him, and

now he's stepping in like he thinks he's

some kind of, I don't know, Jerry Springer

stepping in to sort out the marriage.

Big tough guy Casey.

Fucking idiot. I owe

him an explanation. I don't owe him

anything. I owe him shit.

I'm not going to tell everyone that I get

fed up with that I'm sorry, I don't want

to talk to you anymore. It's not my

problem that you bored and irritated me.

If I don't want to talk to you, then I'm

just going to stop talking to you. If you

get butthurt over that, then that's your

problem. I helped him

grow his channel. People were saying he

helped me carry the sex doll and do this

and that. I helped him as well. I helped

him make a few videos. I gave him

exposure. I shouted out his channel,

linked it in the description. So don't say

I didn't help him, cuz I helped him as

well. I didn't poke

my nose into his personal business. And

try and interfere with his stupid

marriage. That's what he's doing,

completely out of order.

Who does he think he is making demands?

I just— I don't understand who I'm more

upset with. At first I wasn't upset with—

no, at first I was upset with him, and

then I started to think maybe it's not

really his fault. He didn't do anything

wrong. And now I'm upset with my wife

going to him in the first place, which she

shouldn't have, or she should have done it

secretly and not made a video about it.

I don't know if I did the right thing

walking out. It was pretty scary,

honestly speaking. I was scared. I thought

she was going to flip over the fish tank

or something, or she was going to break

Do you think I made the right decision

leaving? Maybe I should have hugged her.

And said sorry. I mean, she tried her

best. She apologized to me and she tried

to get the Hong Kong guy not to upload

again. She did try her best.

I feel bad for being angry and not

forgiving her because she forgave me for a

lot worse. Maybe I'm just not as forgiving

as she is.

It's not just the videos, it's what she's

saying in the videos that's annoying me.

She's making me look bad. She's making it

sound like I'm some kind of violent person

who's physically abusing her and

that I don't pay in my own way and I'm

using her and taking advantage of her.

Well, isn't that what the Hong Kong guy is

doing as well now? He's also taking

advantage of her and this whole situation.

I don't understand how he thinks making

these videos is helping anything. Let's

just say he genuinely does want to help

and this has nothing to do about views.

Then why is he making videos? How does he

think making videos is gonna help? You're

just making it worse.

He has no idea how to help a

broken marriage or relationship. What does

he know? Does he even have any

relationship experience? All of a sudden,

all of a sudden, he's Dr. Bloody Phil.

Making videos is the only way to get

through to you. It's the only way to piss

me off. It's not helping anything. You

know how stubborn I am. You try and get me

to do something, I'll do the opposite.

Tell me what to do, I'll do the opposite

just out of spite.

I didn't even do anything wrong.

What did I do that was so bad? This has

nothing to do with cheating because we

already made up and that, that was

resolved. The cheating stuff was

already talked about and discussed and

settled. We moved on from this cheating

stuff, so that's in the past.

So what is this all about? Because I said

some stupid things about women on Discord.

She goes running off to him.

I don't know what to do. The Hong Kong guy

says that will be the last upload only

if I meet his demands.

Well, obviously I'm not going to cheat

again, and even if I was going to cheat,

I'm not going to announce it. So it's kind

of stupid saying you mustn't cheat.

Obviously I'm not going to tell people I'm

cheating if I actually going to cheat

again. Stupid. What a stupid demand.

And then he also said to stop bragging

about sex. No, brag about what I want.

I don't owe him anything.

It's like he's trying to be, I don't know,

acting like my dad or something.

Irritating. This is why I blocked him,

you know. You know why I blocked him?

Because he's irritating, just like this.

Didn't get good vibes from him. I got I

got irritating, interfering, pokes his

nose into where it's not welcome vibes.

That's why I blocked him. There's a good

reason why I blocked him. I didn't want to

say because I didn't want to be too rude,

because he is annoying.

Made a big mistake.

Meeting him again. Big, big mistake.

I knew it was a bad idea, but I was

desperate because I didn't know what to do

for videos.

But when I blocked him, I had no idea that

he would start messaging my wife. Well, I

don't even know if he was messaging my

wife. I don't know how it happened because

because he has a Discord server. What I

heard was someone invited my wife to his

server, and then they were chatting, and

at first he didn't even realize it was

her, and then he realized it was her, and

then I don't know if they took it to DMs

or if it was public chatting.

She said you didn't care if she met up

with him. Well, I obviously

do care, and I definitely did not

say that I wouldn't care if she met him.

She claims that she told me that she was

going to go and see him. She did not tell

me. She did not say, I am going to

meet Casey tomorrow.

She showed me his messages, asked me if I

wanted to go. I said no,

and then I can't remember what she said

after, and that was that. She did not make

They both said that they told you

beforehand. Number 1, I had him blocked so

I wouldn't know what he told me. Number 2,

yeah, my wife did tell me that he invited

us. I know he invited us. I did not know

she went to meet him by herself. Why is

this so hard to communicate? Jesus Christ.

I know he invited us. I did not know my

wife was going to go and see him.

Neither of them told me that they were

meeting up.

Why is it such a big deal? Because he's

interfering in my marriage. Trying to get

views by using my wife.

My wife was obviously upset and distressed

because we were arguing and she just

wanted to vent. She doesn't see him as a

friend. She was using him to vent because

she didn't have anyone else to vent to,

and he was happy to listen because he's a

goody-two-shoes white knight who wants to

make content for his stupid channel,

using each other For

their own reasons.

Hate these white knights. Everything's

always my fault. Oh, poor Chihiro, she did

nothing wrong. Yeah, apart from hitting

me, smashing my stuff,

venting to my friend. Helping him make

content when I made it pretty clear that I

didn't like him. She kept saying, "I

didn't know you didn't like him so much."

Well, it's pretty obvious I didn't like

him considering I blocked him and

complained about how bored I was when I

met him. Does she not listen to what I

And people saying it's scripted or fake,

can you just shut up? If you think it's

fake, that's fine. Keep it to yourself. I

don't really have any way to prove that

it's fake or real.

If it's so fake and you're so upset with

it being fake, then just don't watch. No

one's forcing you to watch. If you think

it's fake and scripted, get lost.

Why are you here? Don't understand

it. You know how many comments I have to

delete because people keep saying fake,

fake, oh, it's scripted. If that's what

you think, go away then and stop watching

because I'm fed up. If you don't believe

that it's real, then that's your problem.

I don't care if you think it's fake or

not. I don't have

any way to prove it's real or not. So if

you think it's fake, just keep it to

yourself. What's the point of saying it?

Because it's irritating.

And stop saying I faked the homeless

stuff. I never said I was homeless, okay?

It was obviously like a parody,

parody thing.

I even said in the videos I'm not actually

staying in the tent or the net cafe or the

sleeping bag.

This is a serious problem, guys. I'm not

making this up.

I don't know what to do. I've got this

irritating Hong Kong guy that won't leave

us alone and probably has 10 videos lined

up all about my wife,

which pisses me off. He said he has 3

hours of footage. Fuck off with your

footage.

And now I've got a wife who's all upset

and apologizing to me, but I'm still

pissed off about it, and I don't know

how to forgive her. Thank you,

Malinasta. Casey is the bad guy. I don't

know, I'm so confused about this. I keep

swaying between who I hate more.

I just wanted to cut him off, you know,

like a cancer. Cut him out of my life.

And then my wife goes dragging him back

Why does she have to go and meet him? Of

all the people in the world, she could

have met some random guy at a bar and

spilled her guts out to him. And I

wouldn't have known about it. I probably

would have even preferred if she just

fucked some white guy in a bar to feel

better, as long as I didn't find out about

Imagine if she met Kanae, though. That'd

be 100 times worse.

People saying that I'm a dick because I

blocked him. Yeah, okay, I admit I was a

bit of a dick. Sometimes you have to be a

dick. That's just life.

People keep spamming your messages and

they don't get the message that you're not

interested in talking to them, then what

can you do? I guess I could have told him

to stop messaging me, but I felt like that

was kind of rude and that would have hurt

his feelings. I didn't want to say

anything about this in the first place.

I just wanted to block him and then carry

on as if nothing happened, you know, go

our separate ways.

What time

is it? Still got 1 hour to wait. Stupid

trains in Japan. Why can't they just have

24-hour trains? I'm gonna go traveling for

a bit, different part of Japan, maybe

refresh my mind.

Maybe I'll go, go to the seaside.

Go home to your wife? No, I feel like we

need a few days to go cool down.

And I just feel so suffocated cooped up in

the apartment every day. I feel like a

change of scenery. I might just go

traveling, traveling for a bit.

Ride some bullet trains.

What do you think?

Leaving her alone will make her cheat.

Say egg. Why do you want me to say egg?

Do you know what? It's funny.

Do you remember the, the video I made

called I Left My Wife about a year ago?

This is the same place that I was

wandering around,

and I was talking to my mum on the phone

And then my mum passed the phone to my

dad, and then me and my dad were chatting

for about a few hours. I was standing up

there on that platform,

and my dad was saying to me that— I said

to him, I don't understand how you're

still with mum because she drives me

crazy. How does she not drive you crazy?

And then he said, every time we have a big

argument, I understand that it's because

she's on her menopause. Or she's just

being emotional. And then I go out into

the garden, do some work.

And then I got on the train and I went

back to my ex-girlfriend's town.

Remember? Does anyone remember?

Come on, it's déjà

vu. I don't

know how my dad put up with my mum when

she has her emotional outbreaks.

Well, I guess it's difficult for my dad

because he had the house and his job. He

couldn't just run away. Can I sing a song

about eggs? Not really.

Remember you went searching for your

ex-girlfriend? Well, I wasn't searching

for her. I was just going to the places we

used to go to— used to go to with each

other. And I went back to the place we

used to live just for,

you know, memories.

You were scared you were going to run into

her. I was a bit nervous that she might

still be there, but I don't think she was.

She probably got married by now. She's

actually the same age as my wife, I think.

My ex, ex-girlfriend.

I talked to my sister for about an hour

and a half. She said I should maybe

stay somewhere else for a few days, cool

down a bit. She said she wants to see

Chihiro. She wants us to be okay and then

come back to England together. I would— I

want to go back to England together with

her. I want to have like family reunion

with my mum, my sister.

It'll make it less lonely.

I just— I don't know why I'm so angry. I

just feel betrayed. I can't believe she

did this. I can't believe she would go to

someone I don't like and help him.

Filthy gamer, what are you going to do?

I'm going to get on the train,

go somewhere far away.

I don't feel like going back, it's just so

toxic.

You know what they say, distance makes the

heart grow fonder.

It's kind of nice having a little trip by

myself.

Yeah, I do feel betrayed. Just because I

betrayed someone doesn't mean I won't feel

betrayed when I get betrayed. Doesn't

matter what I've done.

You people don't understand.

It's like when you rob someone's house,

you feel happy because you got a load of

stuff free. But when your house gets

robbed, obviously you're not going to be

happy about it. It's the same thing.

It's like when Napoleon invades Russia.

He was pretty happy about that conquest.

He wasn't very happy when Russia invaded

Doesn't matter what I've done, I still

feel upset.

Stop changing the subject. It's not about

what I did in the past. It's what— what's

happening now that is the issue.

I keep blaming everyone but myself. Well,

I'm not the one to blame here. I'm blaming

my wife and the Hong Kong guy. If she

didn't go to him And vent, and if he

didn't make a video about it, then none of

this would have happened.

Ask why she went to him in the first

place? Because I made a joke on Discord

that she overreacted about.

Could you end with a cooking with Daniel?

Not really. Who's making that noise?

If you didn't ghost him, none of this

would have happened.

No, it still would have happened.

I would have said no, and then my wife

would have went anyway without telling me.

You can't control who she's friends with.

Yeah, I know, but she has to understand

that if she meet meet certain people, I'm

not going to be happy with it.

Maybe you should see a psychologist.

No, it's a waste of time.

Maybe the Hong Kong guy should see a

psychologist so someone can let

him know that what he's doing is just

making things worse, not better.

Maybe Chihiro should see a psychologist so

she doesn't get so upset over silly

remarks I make on Discord.

Hong Kong guy offers people support. No,

he doesn't. He wrecks people's marriages.

That's what he does.

Interferes in things that aren't related

to him. This has nothing to do with him.

I don't even know why he's poking his nose

in. This has absolutely nothing to do with

him. Can't he just get on with his own

life, mind his own business?

He thinks he's Chihiro's friends. Come on,

don't make me puke in my mouth. They're

not friends. Bloody Hong Kong guy thinks

everyone is his friend. The guys in

7-Eleven think they're all his friends.

They don't even know each other. They met

one time a year ago at immigration

for about 15 minutes, and all of a sudden

they're great friends. Bullshit.

What's wrong with your wife having a

friend? She can have friends, you know,

normal people who don't have YouTube

channels and don't film it all and

don't make threats against me and demands.

I never said she's not allowed to have

friends. I just don't want her to be

friends with these idiots who make videos

and then interfere.

He's telling people that I'm violent now,

saying that I— he's, he's making it sound

like I'm making Chihiro

scared to speak out or else I'll be

violent again. He was saying stuff like

Chihiro, you don't have to be scared of

Daniel and his violence.

The hell are you talking about? Making it

sound like I physically scare her or abuse

her, as if she doesn't do

the same. She's just as violent as I am.

She hits me. I don't hit her. No one cares

when I say she hits me. You all think it's

funny, don't you? But if I said I hit her,

you'd all be like, oh Daniel, you should

get locked up. That's the hypocrisy of it.

You guys are the hypocrites,

not me. And then when I say that,

you're silent. You don't say anything

about it, do you? Where's your witty

comebacks? How about an apology to me?

Sorry Daniel, we shouldn't have said

you're violent. I'm not the violent one.

That's what's irritating me, trying to

make me sound like, like I scare her. I

don't scare her. She's not scared of me.

The hell are you talking about?

He's making it sound like Like

she's in some kind of domestic,

domestic violent relationship

that she's trapped in and she's too scared

to speak out because I'll be violent.

He doesn't even know what he's talking

about.

I lost my temper and I broke a few things.

She also lost her temper and she's

broken my stuff. She's chucked my stuff in

the bin. She sold my stuff without my

permission. She's taken my stuff away from

me. And then all of a

sudden I'm the violent one. That's what

irritates me about it. Everyone makes it

sound like I'm the bad guy and she's the

angel.

And most of you guys, you don't even make

any sense. You're just biased because you

hate me. So it doesn't even matter if

anything I'm saying makes sense. You're

just automatically inclined to disagree

with me and hate me because you don't like

me. So you should just shut

up, because if you're not going to take a

neutral stance, then your opinion is not

very valid. If you're going to have an

opinion and type it out,

then it has to be neutral.

Do I have any clothes and money? Yeah,

I've got my stuff in my bag.

You can't say that when you make points

and Backtrack? What points? What did I

backtrack? You have to be specific. You

can't just say you're wrong. Why am I

wrong?

Wrong about what exactly?

And then everyone says, think about your

wife, put yourself in her shoes. What

about me? Who thinks about me? I'm the

only one who thinks about me, and then you

will say you only think about yourself.

Yeah, because no one else is thinking

about me. Everyone's telling me to think

about any— everyone else. If I think about

other people, who's going to think about

me then? The reason why I think about

myself all the time is because no one else

does. It's always my fault.

Yeah, if Elvis the Alien's here, let me

ask Elvis this. If Keemstar met up

with your wife and they made a secret

video behind your back for 4 hours and

she was saying— slagging you off,

and then Keemstar was poking his nose into

your marriage problems interfering, I'm

pretty sure Elvis would be upset as well.

I know Elvis doesn't like Keemstar.

I like Keemstar. I think it's funny.

I wouldn't mind if she went to Keemstar

and made a video. At least I'd get

My hand's freezing.

Oh, the train's coming.

The train coming.

There was a person there. There was a

person smoking behind me. She heard

everything I said. That was embarrassing.

She heard my entire rant. Just now.

Well, it's not moving.

Prove the things you say. How?

How can I prove it?

So, so peaceful when there's no one

around.

Show us the broken iPad. Well, it's not

even broken. She chucked it on the ground,

but I don't think it broke.

I checked it quickly, didn't look like

there were any cracks on the screen.

I don't think it's cracked.

The opening! The opening!

Guy fixing his bicycle.

First train is at— can't

see, my glasses aren't powerful enough.

Half past 5. Oh, for fuck's sake, still

another hour. They're opening, but there's

no trains until half past 5.

I feel tired and cold. I'm tempted to go

back, but I feel like that's the wrong

decision.

Every time I try to escape, I get cold and

tired, and then I end up going back.

Still got 1 hour. This is what I hate

about running away. It's so boring waiting

for trains.

Thank you, Ludwig. Yes, I will not bow

down to, to the demands of terrorists.

Who the hell does he think he is making

demands? Against me.

Why does it keep going bing bong bing

bong?

My hand's

freezing.

Maybe I should get a hotel here.

I don't know. I don't want

to go back after I made a dramatic exit

and packed all my stuff up.

No, I'm not going back. Staying strong.

I'm just cold.

Oh, thank you, Caesium.

Very generous.

I wish there was like a voting thing

during streams and I can say, should I go

back or should I leave? If I go back

and the Hong Kong guy uploads another

video, I'm gonna be angry again, and then

I'll start ranting about it on Discord,

and then my wife will get upset again,

and then it's just the same thing.

Why do you want me to go back? You know

it's a toxic relationship.

I either go to a hotel or I go back.

If I go back, it's going to be really

I'm just upset because she told everyone

on video that I don't pay for anything and

I don't buy her things. It's not true.

And then she told me that I don't let her

tell her side of the story. That's not

Where am I going? Um,

no, maybe Okinawa. Relax on the

Send us a pic of your ding ding.

Maybe for more money I would.

I wonder if they think I'm weird filming

the ticket barrier. It's weird, isn't it?

I don't really feel awkward right now,

but I feel very awkward making videos

outside. But I feel fine streaming.

Has Daniel heard of YouTube's new

anti-bully system? Well, I know they're

updating the harassment guidelines, but I

don't see what that has to do with

11. She nearly broke my iPad. Do you know

how expensive that is? Cost me nearly

£1,000. If my iPad is

broken and she doesn't repair it

or get me a new one, I'd be very upset.

I broke her door and had to pay for it,

so if she breaks my iPad, I think it's

fair she pays for it.

She tried to break it because I banned her

on Discord. See how upset

she got just because I banned her?

You don't have the balls to send us a ding

ding. No ding dings.

We will pay for it if you go back. Well,

I need to check it first. When I sit down,

I'll check it.

Kind of wish I had my second phone again

to check messages. Decided to sell my

iPhones.

I'm so tired. I just want to sit down.

I thought it'd be better if I banned her

because then it was stop her from freaking

out on the Discord server. I don't know

why she takes the Discord so seriously.

It's just full of kids and immature people

like me. It's not full of intellectual,

logical, mature people. It's just a bunch

She takes it so seriously. Why does she

care about the opinions of a bunch of kids

from America? It's like, imagine getting

upset because a bunch of teenage Chinese

kids are laughing at you. Who cares?

Oh, thank you for the $20.

I know your content is genuine. I like

busting your balls. I try to keep

it genuine. Sometimes it's difficult.

I have to keep something secret sometimes.

Scared me, I thought he was talking to me.

The only thing that wasn't genuine was

when I said I was staying at Airbnbs

because I was actually back with my wife,

but I had no choice. Because she didn't

want me to tell people we were back

together yet. So where was I supposed to

make videos? If I made videos there, then

people would know that I'm back with her.

Greetings from Austria. Thank you very

much.

It's 4:45.

Might sit by the platform.

Oh, that's my debit card. Nearly doxxed my

bank details.

Where should I go?

I could go to Kyoto.

Yeah, let's go to Kyoto.

Where does 5 and 6 go?

Oh no, I need 5 and

6.

Oh, thank you, Andy. Stop drinking

alcohol. I haven't had any alcohol

recently. I want to get my selfie

stick out, but it's kind of big. I got

this new battery bank selfie

stick. Look, it's a selfie stick and it

charges your phone at the same time. It's

pretty cool.

But it looks weird.

5:31, the next train.

Look, I'll get my iPad out, see if it's

Where is it?

It looks okay.

I think it's okay. It's a

pretty sturdy thing. I punched it last

time we had a fight. I punched it right in

the screen. My wife threw it on the

ground. Pretty strongly.

I think it's okay.

I was worried. I love my iPad.

It's not bent, is it?

I think it's fine.

Locking.

Haha,

I'm charging,

charging my

phone.

Well, I guess we just have to wait

for 40 minutes.

40.

What would I do in Kyoto? I don't know,

play Rainbow Six.

I think it's very immature of the Hong

Kong guy to be ignoring me.

Oh, thank you, Cellflu. Cellflu,

you are a spoiled young man. Who has had

everything spoon-fed to you.

You need to step the fuck up. I am being a

man. I'm sticking by my principles,

standing up for myself.

I'm not— I'm not happy with my woman

meeting up with people I don't like,

helping them grow their channels.

When they're only doing it to spite me,

to make me look bad.

I tried talking about it, but she doesn't

listen. Instead of listening to my

complaints, she just comes back with her

own complaints and then she completely

ignores what I'm saying.

I said I was upset about her saying that I

don't buy her stuff,

and I said she doesn't buy me any stuff,

and then she says, I don't want to buy him

stuff. It's completely unrelated. To the

problem. I wasn't— I wasn't the one

complaining about her not buying me stuff.

I don't care if she buys me stuff or not.

I don't need her to buy me stuff. I can

buy my own stuff. Oh, thank you.

Here's some more money. Get yourself a

nice room.

I'm not sure if I should go to an Airbnb.

Maybe I can go to a guest house. I can

be like the mysterious foreigner on the

run.

I feel like I'm the English Empire, my

wife is France, the Hong Kong guy is

America, and then they're teaming up on me

to kick me out because they can't take me

on one-on-one.

Traitors.

Yeah,

I know, I know he helped me with the sex

doll, and in return I gave him a shout

out and I

said thank you, and I said if the video

got to 40K views, I'll buy him dinner.

It's not my fault it didn't get 40K views.

That's your fault because you guys didn't

watch it. You gave my wife's video 90K

views, didn't you? Didn't give the Hong

Kong guy 7K. Text or video more than 35K.

And he wasn't helping me so he gets

something out of it. He was helping me

because He was a friend.

I'm getting cold.

Surprisingly, I'm not sleepy. I'm not

sleepy at all. That's because I woke up

Late. Problem is, most hotels you

can't check into until 2 PM or 3 PM.

I've got a long time to wait. I could go

to a love hotel. You can check into those

anytime.

I might just go to a love hotel,

actually. Hang out there for a

couple of hours.

There's actually a love hotel right next

to my wife's apartment. I should have

stayed there. Why am I going so far away?

I don't know. I want to book

into a love hotel for a few hours, have a

bath, nice hot bath, maybe watch

some porno.

What kind of birds make noise at night?

They're not real birds, it's,

it's a recording. I don't know why they do

that in Japan. I think it's to stop

pigeons living here.

In England, all the train stations are

covered in bird poop because there's all

these pigeons living in the roof. It's

quite a good idea, I I think it works

because I don't see any bird poo anywhere.

Apart from a love hotel, what other choice

would I have? I don't want to wait until

afternoon to get into a hotel,

and I don't really want to spend the night

at the hotel because I want to go

somewhere else.

Go to a net cafe? No, those are horrible.

No privacy. It's really small,

cramped.

I can't see the screen if I do that.

Does my hair look nice?

Oh,

so boring.

Got half an hour.

Oh, I'm freezing. Come on,

there's not really anything interesting to

show you. Platform. I need

to piss as well.

Maybe I can put this in my bag like this.

No.

My nose

is running.

I don't stare.

I need a wee-wee. Need a

wee-wee.

Let me check the timetable.

No, I need the blue one. Earliest is 5:31.

What if I

flip the screen?

It's just a little bit too close.

Too close to my face.

I can get my wide-angle lens out. I don't

know where it is.

Somewhere in my satchel.

I can't find it.

That's what's so annoying about phones.

They put a wide-angle lens on the wrong

side of the phone. They should put it

here,

not on the other side.

Somewhere here. Can't get

Oh, can't find it.

Stupid bug.

Wait, I will find it. Give me a second.

Can't find it.

I think it's in here.

I don't think I can find it.

I'm trying to find— trying

to find my wide-angle lens. I can't seem

to find it in here. There's so much stuff.

Train's coming soon.

Need to find my wide angle,

my wide angle,

my wide angle. I want to find Find

my wide-angle.

My wide-angle. Oh Lord.

Why didn't I put it in the front pouch?

I think I just stuffed everything in here,

in the big pouch.

Oh, thank you, Uncle Jun.

Very kind of you.

Sir, it's definitely in here.

I promise I would never lie to you.

Fucking hell,

who's that? Some guys over there.

He thinks I'm weird talking to myself. I

probably look like a homeless guy.

Running away from my wife again,

going on an adventure.

Warning locations are indicated by white

circles. I think

I'm gonna give up. I can't find it.

Running away from my wife again.

No, I can't find it. It could be anywhere

in this bag. I need to empty the whole

thing out. Where should

I go? Where can I find a love hotel? I

don't think I saw any around Tsukamoto,

but I've seen them around Oh,

Osaka.

Well, I tried.

We've got 20 minutes.

I can't believe I just shoved it in here.

I didn't think I was going to use it.

I don't

want to unpack pack

everything, put my underwear on the

ground. That's weird.

Can you please get a mod? I don't

need mods. I don't feel like the chat is

too spammy.

I know it's somewhere here. I don't

remember. I Definitely packed it.

So guys, you're on my side, aren't you?

The Hong Kong guy is wrong, isn't he?

Someone sat down in front of me.

Oh, welcome, new fanules. Thank you

very much. Is that my train? I don't think

that's my train.

The search continues.

Time to organize a boxing match against

Casey. No, I'm not a physically

violent person.

Oh, for God's sake, I can't get it out.

The Hong Kong guy is stronger than me. He

can lift the sex doll. I couldn't lift it.

Serves her right for not letting you sleep

with other girls.

Yeah, I guess.

I didn't even want to sleep with other

girls that much. I just wanted to talk,

talk on Discord about sex

and stuff. And now the Hong Kong guy is

demanding that I stop bragging about sex.

Who is he to tell me what to do? He's not

my dad.

Well, I give up for now. I think I'll look

There's a hotel near your station.

Yeah, but I've already beeped my train

card. So if I want to get out, I have to

talk to that man.

I can't believe I lost my wide-angle lens.