don't EVER message my wife

Oh look, it's Mrs. Mimo. What's she doing?

I didn't know this, but apparently the

shaver charging plug goes here.

Oh, it fits! I didn't know that.

Hi, this is a bit of an update video on

since from— I

asked my wife about the whole

dating website profile thing and she

admitted that she was the one who made the

profile. It wasn't a troll, it wasn't some

weirdo pretending to be her, it was

actually her. So it turns out my wife

didn't cheat on me and the reason why she

made that dating profile wasn't so she

could find other guys or to hook up or to

find a new boyfriend. The only reason she

made a profile on that dating website was

to spy on my profile. She said that she

thought she had to make a profile in order

to see my profile, but you don't. You can

see anyone's profile on Japan Cupid even

if you don't have your own profile. And

even if you did need your own profile,

why didn't you just make a fake profile

with fake pictures or no pictures? You

don't have to put pictures on your profile

to make a profile. I don't know, maybe she

thought she had to make a proper profile

that's fully filled out in order to see my

profile. I feel kind of relieved that she

said she's not on that website to find

other guys and she's not looking for other

guys. I also asked her if she slept with

anyone since we've been separated and she

said no. And I'm just going to take her

word for it. She could be lying and I

wouldn't even know if she was lying or

not. But sometimes, you know, sometimes if

it's a painful truth, I'd rather just be

lied to instead of knowing that painful

truth. And if she told me that she has

been sleeping with a bunch of different

guys, it would be very painful, and I

think I'd just prefer not to know. So I

guess if she really wanted to hurt me,

she could just make up a story about her

sleeping with a bunch of guys. She could

just pretend that she slept with a bunch

of guys even if she didn't. But luckily,

I don't think she's that kind of person.

She's not completely crazy. I suppose

admittedly I did overreact a little bit.

When I found that profile of hers. And I

may have accidentally doxxed her by

accident when I showed you those photos.

Somehow people found her Facebook and her

Instagram even though they're set to

private, and she said about 20 people,

random people, messaged her. And to be

honest, I don't like this. I find this a

bit disturbing. I don't like people

messaging her. I don't like having people

who know me from my channel try and look

her social media up and then send her

private messages and start Talking to her

and acting all chummy chum chum, and I'd

prefer it if other guys didn't try and

message her or private message her and try

and become friends with her because that's

just weird. If you have something to say

to her, I'd prefer it if you just wrote it

in the comments of my videos because she

watches my videos and she checks the

comments. She sent me a screenshot of this

guy who sent her a message called Greg.

Hello, I teach English. Ha ha ha ha.

You know you're kind of famous now,

right? Congratulations. Is the whole thing

real? Sometimes I think it's fake. If it's

real, it must be a nightmare. It's like

he's saying, oh, poor you having to put up

with the nightmare that Daniel started,

that Daniel caused. Here, here's my

shoulder to cry on. Piss off, Greg. No

one's crying on your shoulder, and I don't

give you permission to be chatting to my

wife. And no one cares if you teach

English. No one asked, okay? Oh wow, a

foreigner teaching English in Japan. How

original. When 99% of all foreigners

living in Japan teach English, it's not

really something to boast about, is it?

Piss off, Greg. I'm sorry, I just really

don't like it when people private message

her and then start talking about me in a

negative way. It's none of your business.

Leave us alone. Leave her alone.

Sometimes I feel like people on the

internet don't know how to respect other

people's personal boundaries, and it's,

it's not okay. It's not okay to start

messaging some other guy's wife and say

stuff like, oh, your life must be a

nightmare now because of your husband.

No, her life is great, my life is great,

our lives are great. Thank you very much

for your concern, but it's not really

needed. So in conclusion, my wife's not

seeing other men, everything's great. She

made the dating profile but not to find

other guys, she only made it so she could

spy on me. And, um, going to Japan

soon. Bye! Hello and welcome back

to another exciting episode of Cooking

with Daniel. Today we're going to be

making Smoky posh sausages. For

ingredients, we have hickory smoke

barbecue sausages, streaky bacon

rashers, and a brown paper bag.

Wow, a massive cucumber! I think 2

should be more than enough.

Chop, chop, chop,

chop, chop,

chop.

We need a little bit of oil like this,

or samon, and then we need to mix it

around. Get it all nice and

covered in oil. Now we have to do the

These are weird-looking sausages. They're

very slimy. I think I'll just have one.

Oh, it's quite easy. You just twist it

around. You might need another one.

And now we just have to pop my sausage

onto the baking tray, move these potatoes

out of the way,

and then whack it in the oven. Do do do do

do do do do do. Cooking is so easy.

Next, we have to fry the onions.

That's very easy to

do.

First, put some oil into the pan

and then the onions.

Okay, so the onions have started to go

brown. Now we're going to add the mixed

beans and the passata sauce.

Look, there's juice coming out.

And then we add the passata sauce.

Like so. We're going to give it a bit of a

stir,

and we also have to add the chipotle

sauce.

Chipotle sauce, not sure what it

smells like. Smells like ketchup,

actually. Put some of that in.

Tastes exactly like ketchup. Give it

a mix,

give it a stir.

Now we have to put the buns in the

oven. Cut it in half

and

then put it into the oven. Oh, it's very

hot.

Quick! Oh, it's in too deep.

Then we can put the chili.

Mixed beans and onions can go here.

Looks very good, very, very good.

And then we can also put on some grated

hard cheese for

some extra flavor.

Place the hot dog bun here.

Oh wow, the sausage looks really nice,

golden brown. It's beautiful,

look at it.

Hmm.

Unknown cares.