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make £6 more.

The problem is you might end up giving it back.

Come on, £34. If I can make £40 a day and there's, what, 20 days in a month of trading, I make £1,200.

Although it still feels kind of pointless because like it's going down now, which means I'm making profit, but actually the whole account balance is down $150 since this morning. I was at $1,700 this morning, now it's at $1,500 again.

Come on, £34, tank it,

take it, take it.

We're definitely drawing to Asia low.

Got a bit worried here. But it's okay because there's a fair value gap and change of character there.

Maybe I'll just take profit now.

I know it might bounce at Asia low,

or it could sweep Asia low.

My hourly rate is even lower now. It's like $5.15.

Just keeps getting lower.

Yeah, it's hard to tell how many actual viewers there are. There's probably only 20 viewers. And when I play Chivalry 2, there's probably like 10 viewers. It's probably the like 2 hours Chivalry 2 tanking my whole hourly rate.

Maybe if I don't stream Chivalry 2, I end the stream and see what the rate is without Chivalry 2.

Tankin'. You know, apart from my entire balance just going up and down, up and down, because I've got all these longs, I'm not doing too bad with the day trading.

I mean, I don't count those longs as a day trade, they're more like swing trades.

I really want to close them out,

but I

just hate having to close it out now when the market tanked.

I might put my stop loss at 20,

lock in the £20 maybe.

I still

got a sore throat.

Now I'm back to— this is my new diet. It's pasta bolognese.

£5 for mincemeat, £1 for chopped tomatoes, and maybe £1 something for onions and carrots. I reckon I can make

7 meals,

so maybe £1 per meal.

Oh yeah, I forgot spaghetti— not spaghetti, I got fusilli. I think it was like I don't remember.

Pretty cheap, I don't know, 80p for a bag.

Well, yeah, I have to eat it every day, otherwise it would go off.

That's the thing when you buy food, like I buy a pack of bacon, I got to eat the bacon every day, otherwise it's going to go off.

I gotta eat the eggs every day, otherwise it's gonna go off.

I mean, you can't buy a tiny bit of meat,

and the more you buy, the cheaper it gets.

Now my whole fridge smells like stinking raw onions.

Bread and soup. I don't like bread because it keeps going moldy. It goes moldy after like 4 days. I wrap it up tight, I put it in the cupboard. I can't put it in the fridge, there's no room.

Account balance, $1,552. It was at $1,700 this morning, but it tanked. But I went short. With a small position, I'm up £26.

No, I didn't add more money here.

Yeah, pasta's pretty good. Pasta's cheap. Let's chuck in some mincemeat, carrots and onions, and chopped tomatoes.

You know, you could make it cheaper by getting the pork and beef mince instead of the pure beef mince. I think it's like £1.50 cheaper.

Uh, I spent £20, I think, at Tesco. Let me check.

Yeah, £21. I've only spent £21 on food this month because I went to my mum's place and ate her food for 2 weeks. That's how the rich stay rich. Up £28. My £40 profit target

basically almost already complete. I just need— what you need to be careful of is not to overtrade and get cocky, because then you end up giving it all back. Like, if you make the £40, just stop trading for the day.

Jesse Livermore says the most dangerous time to trade is right after you've had a win because you get cocky and overconfident.

I've been studying a lot of Jesse Livermore,

famous day trader.

Come on, £34!

YouTube started recommending me These AI voiceovers of his writings. They're quite good.

I didn't even know you mentioned him. Come on, £34. I might as well just take the £30. That way I just need £10 to meet my target.

But I think this is going to Asia low. Come on, it's so close to Asia low.

That's what I'm saying. Like, everyone's saying stuff like, oh, you need to know maths and you, you can't beat the quantum algorithms or whatever. But that's not the important part of trading. It's the psychology that's important. And risk management. Not like, oh, you do maths and all these number crunching, all this bollocks.

No, the number one important thing is the risk management and psychology.

Don't need all these indicators and, I don't know, stupid algorithms.

Oh no, bouncing.

Ah, I should have taken the £30.

Uh, it's fair value gap there.

Just gonna reject off it.

Yeah, I know loads about quantum physics.

Who doesn't?

Bye. Nvidia down.

Tesla down, Bitcoin down.

So much for my prediction.

Silver kind of down, Facebook down.

God, why is the mouse being so weird today? That's weird. I can't—

come on, tanking!

Come on, tanking!

I

kind of miss that mouse I had at my mum's house. I should have brought it with me. I don't like this vertical mouse.

Come on,

tankin'! Maybe I'll just take £30 instead of £34.

I'm only making like £30 a day now on Kick. Can you believe it?

From making £100, £150 a day.

I mean, not even— yesterday I made $36. That's not even £30.

That's £27 for 7 hours of streaming.

I made £27 for 7 hours of stream. I can't believe it.

That's why I had to do a YouTube stream.

I made $10 PayPal donos. Don't know how much AdSense pays. But I had quite high viewership yesterday. I saw it go up to like 130. See, people love it when I've got something to talk about. I mean, the clickbait doesn't work if I can't back it up with actual content to talk about. But when I'm actually talking

about what the clickbait says it's about, then they stay.

Oh God, why is it bouncing?

Really need it to not bounce.

I could just take the £20.

If I make £40 a day trading and then I make my £30 on Kick,

And then I make like £20 on YouTube streaming or video. Maybe I can hit my £80 a day target.

Come on, tanking!

Come on, tanking

up. £27.

If I get a B livery, I'm gonna end the stream and go and do it because I make, I make like £25 for 2 hours work.

Come on, tanking

up £27.

Oh God, come on.

Sweep Asia low.

There's a big fat fair value gap right where Asia low is as well.

Probably gonna rip.

I don't want to be— I want to get out

not too close to Asia. I want to get out like £32.

Ah, even if I do 10 hours on Kick, I only make $50.

I saw some pretty good jobs advertised today. I thought if I was gonna get a job, these don't sound too bad.

Stock assistant.

Uh, Build-A-Bear sales.

Personal assistant for disabled young woman. I could do that.

Wash her feet.

£200 a day.

Maintaining a clean living space and cooking.

Warehouse assistant. Do you have experience farming?

I work on a farm.

Maybe they got a cute farm girl.

4-hour shifts sounds easy.

Why is my mouse really weird? It's like not gliding.

Come on, Tankin.

What happened to Ken?

Why is it not tanking?

Wow, 7 degrees today. Temperature's dropping. It was 4 degrees this morning, but it didn't feel that cold. Temperature's dropping.

Tankin' up to £27.

Really taking its time.

Okay, here we go. 7:30,

up £29. Give me 32.

I wouldn't say only USA market does something. London market did that. I'm up £30.

Asia market went up and then London market, yeah, went down. Come on, £32! First profits of the day.

Maybe I'll take, uh, £34.

No, don't be greedy.

Come on, give me my £2.

It's touching down on a fair value gap.

Which one is it? Is it that one? I don't see it on this chart.

On a 15-minute,

it just gaps down at 7:30. Where is that? There you go.

This chart's kind of different to the TradingView one.

So this is that.

No, it's gonna fill the gap.

No,

no. Okay, gap filled. Come back down.

Oh my God, fucking hell.

I told you get out of here at that fair value gap, but you didn't listen.

Uh, pretty sure my Citroën 18-inch alloys will be able to handle the snow easily.

I should have taken the £30,

and I'm only up £26.

The thing I'm mostly worried about is public charging

because I did not have a good time with that. When I came to Devon in January.

The charging speed was so slow, the machine didn't work properly.

Oh,

come on.

I could lock in 26, put my stop loss there.

Bet on it going down from here. Then I would have gotten stopped out.

Come on down. Yeah, I mean, if the snow and the cold is gonna make it a problem for me to go meet my girlfriend, I'm gonna be pissed.

Pretty sure my car can precondition the battery.

No, what?

Can precondition the cabin but does not actively warm the battery. Fuck. What about the Peugeot e-208?

Oh, even the Peugeot didn't have it.

Well, what car does have it? What EV does have it?

Tesla, Hyundai Ioniq, Kia EV6, Audi e-tron, BMW i4. These are all expensive cars though.

Aren't these expensive cars?

Yeah, these are like 40K+ cars though. They're like 30K+ cars.

Not buying a 30-40K+ car.

Says 50 kilowatt packs don't benefit as much from preconditioning compared to large 70 to 100 kilowatt packs.

Will my

Citroën be fine charging at Superchargers in winter?

If the battery is cold soaked, Says after 20 or 30 minutes of driving, the battery warms up and charging speeds improve. Well, I mean, obviously I would drive to the Supercharger. I'm not like gonna teleport there.

I don't know why I had so many problems last winter. It was only one time really. It was my first time doing a really long road trip in the Peugeot.

But now I'm more experienced, like I know to go to the Tesla Supercharger because they're more reliable.

Last time I went, I didn't— like my first time I drove to Devon in the Peugeot, I didn't know I could use the Tesla Supercharger. I went to Gridserve tanking.

Come on, Asia Low.

Thank you.

Yeah, I should have got the petrol Citroën. Maybe I trade it in already. Maybe it's not too late. I get that black Citroën C4 petrol they had at the dealership. It was the same price as my one. The black one looked pretty cool as well. How long have I had it? Like 2 weeks.

Come on,

tanking! The Citroën app's really rubbish as well, way more rubbish than the Peugeot app. It won't connect to my car.

Unless I'm sitting in the car, then what's the point of it?

And some of the remote features you got to pay for, £90 a year. Persia one, you didn't have to pay for it.

I used to preheat my car from my bedroom when I went out to do Amazon during winter.

Why is it not thinking?

Come on, tank. Imagine in like 20 years' time once they've improved the technology and it charges up in like 2 minutes, and then I'll be like, back in my day it used to take 40 minutes to charge.

So imagine the technology in 25 years or something. Yeah, I don't know,

Chinese stuff always seems to have better battery technology, even with phones. Like, the mobile phones have super fast wireless charging and wired charging. And then people say, oh, it's dangerous or it's bad for the battery health.

My Nothing phone could do a full charge in 15 minutes. I think it had 50-watt charging speed. I think some of them like Huawei have 100-watt charging speed.

God damn, this is so annoying. Come on,

maybe I just take my £28.

I'm up £28.

The problem is it's bouncing off that fair value gap, off the top of it.

That's the top of it right there according to TradingView,

and Asia low is exactly in the middle of the fair value gap.

Oh, there it is. It's this box here.

I think it's there. Oh no, it's not.

This mouse is so hard to use. What? It won't move properly.

Look, it's not moving. Stupid thing.

No, it's really struggling to break through this gap.

Come on, tank in!

Maybe I should take my £30.

Come on, tanking!

Give me £35. No, it won't get to £35, will it? I mean, it might after a while. Okay, take £34. Tanking!

I'm up 32.

Spasming.

Keeps bouncing off that fair value gap.

I should have taken 32.

If it comes back down, I'll definitely take it.

Okay, give me 32.

No.

Yeah, yeah, give me 32. Give

me

32. Come on.

32.

Bit more,

bit more.

A bit more.

Yeah, £32!

I made £32. I'm a trading genius.

Now I just gotta make £8 and I've hit my target.

So Asia low

is there.

I mean, I was aiming for £34, but I don't want to risk it over £2.

It'd probably sweep Asia low and then maybe head to that previous day low.

Okay, no more trading. Jesse Livermore says the most dangerous time to trade is after you win a trade.

Now we wait for US Open. Why quit when I'm ahead? Because I don't want to give back what I just made. I've nearly hit my target profit— profit target. I made £32. I want to make £40 a day.

I've got a £900 overdraft to pay.

How much am I gonna get with this many viewers? Uh, $5 an hour.

But you're jealous.

Imagine it tanks all the way back down there. And I lose like £500.

Yeah, well, I made £32 anyway.

Will it tank all the way back down? That'd be scary. I'd be miserable. I really just got to close all these longs.

Otherwise, I'm not making anything really, because I make the money and then the whole account balance goes down.

Got London High.

There.

Bouncing. No delivery. Delivery is quite nice to do when you've got a trade because you don't keep looking at the trade. You can just forget about it. Whilst you do the driving.

Bouncing on Asia low.

That was a good trade though.

I kind of want to get a PS5 because I could plug it into my monitor, get a capture card and stream it and get Chivalry 2, and it will look and play really good compared to my rubbish laptop.

Black Friday is coming soon,

or I could finally build the gaming computer. 20% interest rate, £70 a month.

But I want the Steam Machine because I reckon it's gonna be trending. When's it coming out? Just says 2026.

Get Chivalry 2 on PS5.

See if it's going to bounce here. We're at the 50% of the fair value gap,

which is also Asia low.

Where's Asia high?

Oh, Asia high is same as London high.

Let's see what Weibo was saying.

I'm scared it's gonna tank all the way back down. I'm scared he's going to tank all the way back down to there.

Oh God, I'd be so fucked. So I feel like maybe I take off some lungs, just maybe just one lung, just to like protect myself a little bit.

Sometimes taking off a long is as good or better than taking a short.

Ah, fuck's sake.

It's really weird how it like tanks there. Why did it tank there out of all the places?

Like in the middle of nowhere.

Oh, oh,

it was a fib line. Oh, I didn't see that.

Why am I not checking this chart enough? Yeah, it tanked to that fib line.

Now there's a fib line there.

Market opening 1 hour and a half. Maybe some chivalry, distract myself.

My mouse is just not like responsive for some reason.

I need toilet.

1 hour chivalry, wait for US market.

Oh yo, bye.

Da da da da,

da da, da da da, da da.

No, not the brown level. Fucking hell. Oh no.

Oh, shut up.

Oh,

wrong person. Oh, wrong person.

Oh, I missed. Oh, are you dead?

Whoa.

Oh,

wow.

Oh.

I really like this game.

Oh, healing.

He

dead.

I haven't died once yet.

Oh, I hit the wrong person.

I hit my man.

This game's pretty fun.

No, I did it again.

Oh,

I got him.

Where's he aiming that?

Aiming at the ground.

What? He one-shot me.

Oops.

Oh.

Oh, he dead.

What?

Wow.

Added.

Yeah, I'll do a YouTube stream tonight. Yesterday was quite good. Oh, I killed 2.

Wow.

What? Oh, we win!

He punched me.

Market's still bouncing at Asia low.

Well, this is not brown level anymore. Yeah, too bad no one super chats anymore though. I used to always get a couple super chats.

Just keep clickbaiting how I'm quitting YouTube.

Oh, I got the Maul. I need level 20 for Highland Sword. Get in there.

Wait, that's not the Maul.

Oh, he dead.

I dead.

My mold, what does it do? Oh, it does the same thing.

Oh,

he dead. Damn, Maul's pretty good.

Smash this shield.

Oh damn, the range on this special attack's

crazy. Oh, he dead.

Oh, he dead. Damn, this move's good. Oh,

oh,

you can't block my swing.

Oh, I got him! The mole is so good. I like the mole.

Yo, I'm number 2.

Missed.

Where are they? Oh, look how much damage this Maul does! This hammer's so good.

Is tanking really

Whoa, I shouldn't have sold my short. Crash through Asia low. Maybe it bounces at previous day low.

Asia low got wrecked.

Damn, that special attack with the hammer is crazy.

He did. It's going for previous day low.

Oh, he ran right into it.

Hmm,

eat that.

Oh,

either it's sweeping Asia low or it's gonna go down to the previous day low. I mean, what was previous day? Friday. Last week's low.

Wow.

Unless it's just gonna do a massive tank, then I'm doomed.

Where's the enemy?

I killed my master.

Oh,

he got me.

Not a goddamn— maybe it rips at US market open, sweeping Asia low.

Whoa.

Ah,

he got me. It's bouncing.

Oh, he got him.

Oh, he dead. Uzi Poseidon.

Ah, I dead. Market ripping back to Asia low.

That's a big whip.

Ah, he got

me.

He dead. Oh,

he got me behind.

Oh, I got him.

Oh,

I

got him!

No, not that one, this one.

Bone. I didn't do much.

Ow, my hammer! No!

Oh, he got me.

What? That's so lame.

I keep hitting my own people.

I can't see.

Fucking hell, that was terrible.

He dead. Where is he gone?

What?

I escaped.

Oh.

No, I haven't shown the car yet.

I can't be bothered.

Whoa, I just killed 2 of them! Did you see that?

That was crazy.

Oh, I

just one-shot him.

Oh, I got him. Jesus.

I just killed so many.

No, looks nice in picks. Yeah, I say the back looks better. Better than the front though. The front again, a bit takes a bit of getting used to.

Maybe I'll take it to Kit Hill and do a video.

Oh.

I just don't really want to like film in front of my house because the neighbors think I'm weird or something.

Who's hitting me?

Why am I

deserting?

No. Ah, I tried.

I don't have

pikey neighbors.

My Devon neighbors.

Oh, one shot!

Oh, you bastard. No, I'm at my Devon house now. I gotta go back to my mum's house in December to, uh, get my car fixed. Going to repaint the doors.

Thinking I go mid-December, stay for Christmas.

Oh God, that was so noob, noob of me.

My whole life is just like living a bit here, driving back to my mom's, living a bit there, meet my girlfriend, come back here, go back to my mom's. What even is my life anymore? I don't even know what I'm doing.

Whoa, one-shot him! This hammer's so good.

How's he reaching me?

God, stupid spear.

Market bouncing.

Yep, save 2 weeks food shopping.

I keep hitting my own people.

Oh, I hit him!

Take out the bowman! Get out my way, idiots!

Oh, I

got him.

Oh, I got him!

Well, I got him!

Oh, hit him! But I died.

Stream the chart? Uh, it's not really doing much. I'm just waiting for US market.

Just sweeping Asia light.

Oh, I got him! He dead.

Ow,

one shot! Damn, this hammer is so good.

Forza stream? I don't really like racing games

apart from Mario Kart.

Oh no, ah, we lost.

I did.

Just wonder if it's gonna just sweep Asia low, head to previous daylight. I'm not doing nothing. I already made £32.

I'm not in a rush.

I used to play Euro Truck Simulator. To practice learning to drive because you could do clutch control and gear shifts.

I don't think it actually helped. I spent £200 on that Logitech gaming wheel.

Where's the enemy?

Overwhelm their gaffian position. Do not let them gain a foothold.

I

did.

Maybe I should sell that wheel.

Might be worth 100.

He dead.

He dead.

He dead.

He dead. Damn, I killed so many.

Oh, I nearly got him. Damn, Market's tanking.

He dead. I just one-shot him.

Oh, pain.

Oh, he got me.

I think the wheel was in the garage, my mom's house.

Oh, 120 damage. Oh, he dead.

Ow, my head.

What?

The enemy ramp continues to grow. Stop it!

That hurt like the devil.

Damn, Marcus tanking.

He dead.

Damn, how do I survive? Oh, I nearly survived it.

There's too many of

them. Too many.

Did it, did it.

Push them back.

Oh, he dead. I just one-shot them with this.

Oh, he got me.

He

dead.

Wow.

Healing. Oh, he just killed 2 of us.

I'm nearly dead.

Hide.

Damn, we're doing good.

They can't even get up the ramp. Oh no, they're flanking us.

Fucking hell,

he just kept spinning it around.

Market, thank you.

He dead.

They're

coming up the side.

Whoa,

he

dead.

We win.

Oh God, market tanking.

I think it's going to previous day low.

Bounce at previous day low.

Oh God, I lost £250 today. I started off at £1,700, now I'm at £1,450.

It depends if it bounces on previous day low.

Oh, my vape's out of battery.

I'm only level 15. I need level 20. Oh, it's gonna take ages.

Okay, I didn't do anything.

Wow.

He

dead.

Push it! Ah.

Damn it, tanking.

Oh,

what?

He

dead.

Ah.

I wonder if it bounces here. Previous day low.

He dead.

Helen, you

dead.

Ah, he killed me when we were down.

Just bouncing at previous day low a little bit.

Bouncing exactly off previously low.

Ah,

I did.

He dead. Bonnie blew his son.

He dead.

What?

I was blocking.

I

did.

Get

it,

get it.

He dead. He dead.

He dead.

He dead. I dead.

The walls have been broken open. I've got the answer. Into the breeze! Open that portcullis. It is their last line of defense.

My back hurts.

Miss me? Hit it.

Oh, they got impaled.

Ah, I did.

It's ripping through previous day low. Nothing stopping the tanking

unless it sweeps it.

It's a long way down if it doesn't hold here.

Eat it.

What?

Come on, climb it.

He dead.

He's bouncing off previous daylight.

Oh, he dead. What? What was that?

Command bounce off the previous day. Oh.

He

dead.

He dead. Whoa, smashed him.

He dead. Whoa, he went flying. I killed 1,000 enemies.

He dead.

He dead. Ow.

Healing.

What? Market bouncing.

I wish it would stop showing me tips. How do I turn it off?

Uh, show hints. No, keep showing me hints. It's annoying.

He dead.

Oh,

no way.

Market's bouncing.

I have him guided 3 times.

He dead.

I dead.

Damn, Marcus bouncing. Whoa,

we all dead.

He dead.

He dead.

We win. AJ.

I thought Bitcoin was at $95K. Uh, it's back down below $94K.

Yeah, green level bridge down. I need 4 more levels to get the big sword. Good.

Wow, market's bouncing. Told you.

I did. Yeah, it's real people. Imagine thinking these are bots.

They're all real players.

I did.

Tank in again.

I don't have any content to upload.

What?

Ah, still tanking.

The bridge is lost. What do we do?

Protect the orchards. We must depend on landing.

I did.

He dead. What? How about bucket bouncing?

He dead.

Whoa, nearly gone.

I can't see, stupid fucking wooden thing.

Oh, got in my way.

The barbarians taking the village.

What? I hate that ballista.

The raiders are putting our estates to the torch. Defend our homes.

Ah, fucking hell.

Most of our homes are burning. Defend what's left. He died. Ah, the estates are lost. They've been reduced to rubble. He did.

Stupid fucking thing popping up on the screen. I hate all this stuff popping up on the screen. I can't see what I'm doing. Stupid forward spawn.

Well,

oh, he down. Oh, he dead. I was going with the hammer.

Oh, why weapons? I threw my hammer at him.

I

walked right in the fire.

Hit it, hit it.

Did it.

Wow,

I did.

Oh no.

Oh,

what?

Getting destroyed.

He didn't eat it. Well, I just killed 3 of them. The hell?

See that? I just killed 4 of them.

Damn, no bee livery today.

Eat

it,

eat

it.

I did.

I sold the headset ages ago.

Shut that mouth before I make it my pissing place.

I did. No, I don't think it has VR.

Damn, market tanking.

I did.

Wow,

the gate is severely damaged. Keep them away from the gate.

What?

Fucking hell,

I can't get any hits in.

Oh,

I missed. Fucking hell.

God, Marcus still tanking.

Oh, one-shot him.

What?

Eat it,

eat it.

Fuck's sake.

Eat it, eat

it.

Ah.

They

have nearly occupied the city. Clear the streets of invaders.

Ah, that

Um,

lead it.

I did.

He dead. He dead.

Uh, fucking hell.

We win.

Come on, market, where's the ripping?

The assault on Thayek stronghold.

I'm hungry.

Got hula hoops for market open. Cheese and onion. 13 minutes.

Sends his knavish army to Thayer Castle. His messengers think they have cornered the young cub in the far reaches of the north.

They have not cornered a cub; they have stumbled right into the lion's den. So, Agatha, bear your teeth and show your claws. Fight for your king. Fight for your kingdom. Oh,

use the explosives to bring down those blockhouses. You're dead.

That's funny.

Why are you spawned so far away from the action?

How far you have to run? So stupid.

He

dead.

He dead.

I did.

Previous day low holding. Double bounce on it.

Oh, he's got impaled! Look at his arms! I knocked him right in the spine. Bikes.

He dead.

Uh, no.

Market open 8 minutes.

How does he do that? Like, he's reaching round behind me with the fucking axe.

Oh my God.

What? I didn't even fucking do anything. Fucking shit fucking game. Run all the way, all the way over there and fucking die straight away. Why'd you have to run so fucking far?

Hate the spawn, spawn distance on this.

Half the time you're just running.

And then you just suddenly get surrounded out of nowhere.

Okay, looking good.

Oh,

doing so badly.

The team's too good.

I just keep dying over and over.

It's time to give up.

This is the last death.

Ah, fuck it. Sometimes you just gotta know when to quit.

Oh, why can't I— there,

back to the market.

Hmm, I don't know if it holds now. I need toilet.

Oh God, tanking.

Maybe I'll go short.

Market open in 1 minute.

Not looking good.

I

wonder if it's gonna rip.

Oh God,

wow.

Wow, tanking

all the way back down.

Maybe go short.

Wow, ripping.

Come on, a ripping.

Goblin green.

Going green.

Accounts at 1,500.

Eating hula hoops.

TB was in the YouTube stream, but I haven't seen him on Kick for a while.

Wow, ripping.

We're back to London. No, Asia. No, London though. No, Asia though.

So that was London low here.

Come on, ripping.

Damn, Bitmain tanked $34.

Come on, we ripping back to that one. Equal highs.

Tanken.

1558.

I need it to get to 2,000, then I take some money out.

It's stuck here.

See, look, exactly there, stuck.

No.

Oh, I can't believe I'm still sick. Come on,

ripping! If it gets back up here, I'll be back at 1,700.

It's like staircase down, elevator up. Usually it's staircase up, elevator down.

I'm nearly back at 1,600.

Rip

it.

Tankin'. What do you mean, Mr. Block?

What, accept the block and then you don't go? No, I've always went. If I took the block, I'd go.

You can cancel it, I think, 30 minutes before you have to start. Or was it 1 hour? I can't remember.

Come on, ripping.

No, I've never been late. I always used to arrive like 15 minutes early and then sit outside the depot with all the other people. All these cars would be queuing up outside the depot

and you just line up with them.

One time I got to the depot and the block was cancelled and they said you will be paid anyway.

I made like £90 just for showing up and then it got cancelled and I went home. Easiest £90 ever.

Sometimes Amazon was good.

Back at 1600.

Come on, ripping.

What's Weibo saying?

Damn, Bitmain down to $33.

I'm down like £500.

Worst investment the whole year.

Stupid Tom

Lee.

Um, are we ripping or what?

Yeah, my standing used to get tanked a lot of times because, um,

I think one time I said I didn't deliver the parcel, and then one time I was late.

I remember one time we delivered a bunch of Morrisons outside this flat,

like an apartment block. We just left it outside by the door. And then we walked past this kind of shady looking guy wearing a hoodie. My mum goes, uh, are you number 22? We left your shopping there. And then I said, oh, Mum, you shouldn't have told him that. He might be lying. He just goes, oh yeah,

he might not even live there and he might have just taken the shopping and like went off to his own home. Because that next day it said Customer didn't receive item.

I said to my mom, I bet you he lied and he wasn't actually living there.

It was like a very shady looking apartment block in Maidstone. Everywhere smelled like weed.

Ripping.

Come on, ripping.

I don't know if I want to try short at the golden pocket.

I don't know, it looks pretty strong.

It wouldn't just go like that, would it?

Back at 1625. If it gets back up here, I get back to 1700.

Right.

Wow, look at the ripping.

Sweat previous day low.

Hmm,

it's stalling at the golden pocket. Are people trying to short it there?

Um, 1650. Come on, 1700.

I don't know what happened to this mouse. It's like hard to use now.

Ripping. Uh, uh.

No,

times like this I wish I could do a bee livery,

but if it goes past 5:00 PM, I'm not doing it. It's too dark.

Latest I'd do it is probably like 3.

No delivery today.

I did one yesterday, £25.

Oh no, not yesterday, the other day. Come on, ripping!

What's USA 500 doing?

I wanted to fill this gap. I'd make so much money if it went back up here. Jesus Christ, I'd be rich.

まあ。

Got 4 more hours to do to make £30. Oh my God, and Kick money's so rubbish now. But it's better than nothing.

Ripping! Damn, that's a massive green candle.

Tanken.

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la.

Oh no, tanking.

Oh, SMT.

Maybe go short,

small short.

Just lost that.

SMT divergence. How much I made? 32 today. I could lose 7. If I'm wrong.

If I lose 6, then I've only made 26.

Tanken. If I want to make 8, I need it to go there, maybe.

Uh, 50p.

Oh no.

Come on, tanking. Oh, £1 up,

£2.

Maybe

that—

oh God.

Up 50p. Up £1.

Up £2.

It's also at the golden pocket.

Up £2.

Ah, tu peux entrer.

Up £4.

Up £5. Oh, tanking.

Uh.

Up £6.

Stop loss to break even.

Up £7.

Damn.

Was that just like a fake rally then?

What's that Asia low?

Up £8. Damn, I could take profit. I would have hit my £40 Target for the day. Up £10,

but you always gotta be greedy.

Always gotta be greedy, don't you?

Willing to lose £8 to make another £10.

Oh God.

Bouncing off Asia low.

Where's USA?

Might want to bounce off this fib level again.

Oh God.

Damn, Bitmine tanked. This thing's like a meme stock. Can't believe I put £1,000 into it.

Tanken. Oh, £8.

Whoa, tanking.

Could move break stop loss to £8, lock in my £40 gain.

I think it goes lower.

I

know,

might lock in the £8.

Give me £8 or £19, up to you, market. Up £12, up £13.

Damn, am I gonna get my £19?

I'm up, uh, £13 still.

Damn, I shorted it at such a good level as well. Up £14,

up £15.

Account balance down 150 though,

but that doesn't matter.

Bouncing.

Damn, raining every day. That's

crazy.

Bouncing.

I'm gonna get stopped out.

No, I'm gonna get stopped out.

Ah, stopped out, but I made my £40.

I made £32 and then £8.

Well, I hit my £40 target in just 2 trades.

That's pretty good. Now, if I could do that every day,

I make— I only make £800. Maybe I need to set my target a bit higher than £40.

I only make £800 a month if I only target 40. Yeah, but I make 30 off Kick plus £800. I would make like £1,700

plus some YouTube maybe.

Maybe I can make $2,000,

but you don't really feel like you made anything because you never take the money out,

because you make it and then you lose it

from all this volatility.

Yeah,

so it's PO3, and then it came back down to that level.

Good rip, couldn't it? Like that.

Oh,

I got 4 hours left. Oh God.

I wonder

if it bounces.

Damn, chat's completely dead today.

Tanken.

Where everyone tuning in from,

guys?

Guys.

Still tanking. Ah, I shouldn't have. Close my short

back down to 1400s.

Interact with what? You're the only one saying anything.

I'm busy working. Made £40. 2 trades, £32 and £8. 2 trades, 2 wins.

Not doing any more trades. I hit my target.

Yeah, people only engage when I start talking about like being in financial trouble and having to move out or get a job. When I'm gaming or trading, they don't care.

All they care is about the next crisis or the current crisis.

Bunch of doom mongers.

Yeah, well, I have to talk, otherwise fucking Kick won't give me my fucking money. Yeah, I feel like an idiot just talking to no one, but if I don't talk, then I don't get any money. Sorry, I just gotta like pretend I'm talking to someone,

otherwise I'll just sit here not saying anything.

I feel like, like a mental patient talking to nobody.

It didn't make any difference though, did it? Whether I talk or don't talk, still dead.

So like, why can't Kick just shut the fuck up and let me sit here in silence?

They think, oh, you gotta talk more. Then that'll get your chat talking. No, it doesn't.

Makes no difference why, dude.

So the Kick are so fucking stupid that they think the stream's not doing well Because I'm not interacting. I'm not interacting because the stream's not doing well.

They think they know what they're talking about when it comes to streaming. I've been doing this 10 years.

I'm just shocked I'm giving my fucking £30.

Without a talk on, that makes no difference.

Come on, ripping!

Liquidity sweep, Asia low.

Now go for London high, and then at the up modes.

Uh, I got no more Kit Kats.

It's been so nice since I banned all the trolls.

They can't chat anymore either. I changed the settings to your Kick account must be at least 1 week old. So if they make a new account, they gotta wait a week. And then I put followers only mode, so you gotta wait like a month before you can chat. So have fun waiting a whole month,

and then you just get banned straight away, and then you gotta wait another month. Fucking losers.

What if it's just gonna do nothing all day?

Look, it's just chopping now.

Nice and flat.

Uh, I reckon nothing happens until PM.

I reckon it'll just like go like that. Oh, there.

It just ripped and then tanked, and now we're flat at 50% level.

I feel like taking a nap.

This mouse is really bad. It just won't move properly.

Ripping,

ripping, ripping them with tanking them. We're ripping them with tanking, ripping them with tanking them. We're ripping tanking,

ripping.

The hell does plunge protection mean?

Government intervention to stabilize financial markets. Use it during sharp declines.

Hmm, I thought it was like a meme word.

Signed by Ronald Reagan, 1988.

To prevent or soften stock market crashes.

High-level working group formed to coordinate responses to financial instability.

Hmm.

Now it's just chopping about.

I can hear weird beeping.

Tanken.

I can't believe people actually trade on Webull.

I got one follower on Webull.

Open account.

Oh, they got prediction markets for football.

They got like, um, what's it called, Polymarket stuff.

Fed maintains rates.

Fed funds rate,

yes or no?

Damn, maybe I should start betting on these events.

Bitcoin price today at 11 AM, $94K or above.

You've got 23 minutes left.

Maybe I'll open an account.

More ways to lose money. Yeah.

Why is it asking for my visa? I don't have a visa.

Uh, why is permanent US resident? I'm not a US resident. Why does it need this? If I just enter a bunch of random numbers.

Oh, I don't live— maybe you gotta live in America. To use this.

I think you gotta live in America to use this.

He's asking for my American visa.

Battlefield 6 player count down 65% from its peak. Yep, that's me included. It got boring, didn't it?

Oh God, I'm bored.

Put a whole archive of my videos where?

Is it like some random website like archive.com,

or is it just that same archive that's been around since 2017?

It's just that same archive, isn't it?

I don't know why people think I care about it.

See, I told you it's just gonna go flat the whole day.

Look, it's flat for nearly an hour.

Oh God, I'm bored.

Why would I check out an archive of my own videos? You know, I'm the one who made them, so obviously I've already seen them all.

Wow, Tesla ripping. At least something's doing something.

Oh, look

at

Bitmain. 32.

Jesus. Damn.

That was not a good investment.

I'm down like £500 on it. Destroyed my stocks and shares ISA.

Tesla ripping

market. Nothing.

Was it just gonna do nothing all day?

Boring.

Why don't I trade crypto? Because there's no crypto on Trading 212. Can't be bothered to get some weird crypto app.

Rippen.

Come on, repping.

God, I'm bored.

Play Chivalry in 12 minutes.

It's the only thing I can do.

Tanken. Nice clothes sometimes is better than wearing nice clothes all the time. If you wear nice clothes all the time, then one time where you feel tired, where you want to be a little casual, you don't wear nice clothes. The city built me a ramp.

There you go.

Nothing beats it. Nothing beats it. Rip pin. It's just gonna be a household item. The myth is, could bamboo really grow straight through a human body? To test this myth, scientists built a life-sized human dummy made of synthetic Synthetic flesh above live bamboo shoots inside a sealed greenhouse and waited. If the bamboo grows through this chest, we

can definitively state that it would grow through you. That looks painful. After just three days, our tortured torso is surely ready to talk. The bamboo shoot specifically evolved to push its way through the soil has no problem penetrating the flesh and in just three days. I can't believe they did that in Japan. Torso, but then something stopped

it. So this time they tested it outdoors. This is our last chance to see bamboo grow through a person, so if it's gonna happen, it's gotta happen. The bamboo grew again, and this time all the way through, and the results were shocking. Fast forward a couple of weeks. Wow, actually grew through them. Definitive. Could bamboo really grow

straight through a human body? Imagine how painful that would be. Life-sized human dummy made of synthetic flesh above live bamboo shoots inside. I don't know, would you die from bleeding out pretty soon? We can definitively state that it would grow through you. It's painful. After just 3 days, our tortured torso is surely ready to talk. The bamboo

shoot specifically evolved to push its way— In Japan, in Canada, they use niacinamide in their toothpaste. Here in America, we use fluoride. All right, so I did some digging, and it turns out that your teeth are made up of hydroxyapatite, 96% to be exact. So when you use a niacinamide toothpaste, it remineralizes your teeth. Okay, it fills

in all the microscopic holes and cracks you have in your enamel, allowing it to build itself stronger, build itself thicker. The thicker your enamel is, the whiter your teeth can get. Well, the viral niacinamide teeth Teeth whitener overpower High Smalls Violet whitening strip to compare? I'll brush the paste on the bottom and apply the strip on top.

After 30 minutes, uh, I guess not. These these strips are unlike anything I've seen for your teeth. Let's carefully remove the V34 mask to reveal an unbelievable immediate result. Why don't these things ever work when I try them? Bobby Lee? Yeah, man. What's up? One dollar or mystery blast for the past. I'll take the gift. This is

you 30 years ago. Hi, me. I heard you like, uh, nice t-shirts. Damn, it's really gonna do nothing. I don't like lying to my kids, but I don't want to deny them certain pleasures of childhood. So here's how I did it. My daughter lost a tooth, and I said to her, I heard that if you put the

tooth under your pillow, the Tooth Fairy will come and swap it out with money. I just heard that. So then she does it, and we sneak in, and, you know, and she wakes up, there's money there. And she said, Daddy, look what the Tooth Fairy brought! And I said, how do you know it was the Tooth Fairy?

So the next couple of teeth, she tried to rig her room so that if anybody came in the room, it would make a noise, a Tooth Fairy, and so that she would wake up. But she never woke up, and she still kept getting money. Then there was the suspicion that maybe the parents were involved, so she got

to Together with friends of hers, we made the perfect cereal bowl. You know how liquid death— good, don't read it, just try it. Oh, oh, okay. All right, time to try this death liquid. All right, here we go. Ripping. It's just bloody water. Is it water? Yeah, it's water. Why is the water in the can? It's just

funny. It's like, it's like they marketed it so well, it set me up for disappointment because I was like, oh, Wait, what do you think it was gonna be? I thought it would be alcohol. Wait, really? You want alcohol? Oh, you know how to lick.

Where everyone tuning in from, guys?

On God, that's your lava. Okay, your lava. Damn, what a boring trading day. You never know what day. Hey man, if you could have any superpower, what would it be? I'm a girl. I wasn't talking to you. Time machine, definitely. Hey man, everyone got confused after seeing this girl's training routine because it seemed like she is just

constantly training to do only a one move, and people were saying that it will never benefit her in a real fight because her opponents could just prepare to defend against her only attack. But then came fight night and she got her chance to silence her haters once and for all.

Yep. What? This is how a drowning

Scene is made in a movie. The actor and the cameraman are locked inside a room that slowly fills with water. Ripping. Passing second. Hey, if you clean this car spotless back here and detail it, I'll give you a nice— This one's pretty, huh?

Why,

bro? Dude, what are you doing, bro? Get out of here, dude. Don't fuck with that skate too though. Get the fuck— give me my board! Why don't skaters like scooter people? Bro, my shit! Give me my shit!

This technique comes from an old method once used in industrial design, but someone admired it so much they turned it into art. His name is Steven. Starting with a simple line drawing where everyone tune in— damn, look at this price action! Darker shades on top, it's like a barcode, suddenly pops with realistic dimension. Known as marker rendering,

this style was originally created for fast concept visualization, which is why the details often stay rough. But this artist had a greater plan, so he decided to refine the edges to make it completely usable art. This technique—

I already made £40. I did 2 trades.

I already hit my target.

Now I'm just chilling.

No, I don't have tips for struggling to sleep.

Just wait it out. You'll fall asleep eventually.

And it's Toyota.

Oh

God, this is boring.

God, how long is it gonna do this? Fucking boring.

Look at this.

Jesus, for 1 hour now.

Pot noodle, not poodle. Pot noodle.

Is it going to tank? Oh, tanking!

Which way is it going to flip to?

Oh,

Plasm. Wow, Tesla ripping today.

Maybe we going down.

Hmm,

kind of too late now.

Uh,

maybe down to there,

maybe up to there.

This mouse is so annoying. It didn't used to be like this. Maybe the battery's running out.

How am I not bored with Chivalry?

I can play for about 2 hours before getting bored. I don't know, after staring at these stupid bars for hours and hours, it's just nice. You got all the people and you got the landscape.

Makes a nice break from just watching candlesticks.

It kills 2 hours pretty easily.

I can't start now, so then I've got to do 3 hours of Chivalry, which I can't do.

I've only done 4 hours straight. I need to do 7 really, because if I only do 6

I would only make 6 times 5. I make $30. I make 6 times £4, which is—

oh, what's 6 times 4? £24.

I can't believe how rubbish the pay is now.

One kick.

Play 2 hours of Chivalry to make £8.

Tanken.

Oh, my lungs are fucked. Really fucked.

I mean, I could easily go all the way back down there. That's a scary thought. I feel like maybe I should close some of these longs.

It could so easily go back down there.

The problem is when it rips up to like there, I'm feeling like Oh, thank God I didn't sell my longs. Now I'm keeping them. But when it starts tanking, you're like, oh, I wish I sold my longs.

But then by that point, it's too late.

I wish I did sell my longs. Any profit I make from my day trades just gets destroyed by the entire account moving up and down.

I make £40, but whole account's down like £200. Tanking.

Oh Jesus.

Maybe another show.

I don't understand Marco Piers White's obsession with butter, olive oil, and crystal salt.

Everything he makes, just drenched in butter and olive oil. I'd rather have pot noodle any day.

Yeah, I'm staying in the Devon house.

Everyone keeps saying Why aren't you moving back with your mum?

Because you can save more money.

Saving money isn't the goal in life. The goal in life is to make money.

Who do you think has more motivation to make money? Someone who lives with their mum and doesn't have to do anything, or someone who has responsibilities and bills to pay?

Uh, who has more drive

to make something of himself? The spoiled little rich kid living at home, or like some homeless kid living in India?

The house And financial responsibility is the fire beneath my butt. Without fire beneath my butt, I wouldn't do anything. I'd just sit at my mom's house being bored.

Without the hunger, there's no passion for food.

I can't just stay cocooned in my mom's house my whole life, just so I could save money. Fuck off. Save money to do what? I need to make money.

People don't get it.

Yeah, I mean, I save the money and I give it all to my mum because I owe her how much?

And then after I save the money, I mean, I lived that way my whole life. I lived with my parents, I saved my money, and then I blew it all flying to Japan having sex. And then I came back home broke and I saved up my money again. Then I went back out and then I did that

for 15 years.

The amount of money saved is not life-changing money to be able to buy a house. It's not life-changing money. It's like, oh, a nice little bit of pocket money so I can buy myself a video game.

Like, who cares if I save £1,000 a month at my mum's house? What am I gonna do with the £1,000 a month? I'm just gonna give it to her.

It's not like I need thousands of pounds for my startup business. And that if I save up at my mom's house, I can have my dream of my startup bakery shop.

It's like when a lot of British parents kick their kids out when they're like 18 years old.

And you might think, oh, that's not very nice, that's very cruel. But actually, it's very good.

It, it makes them learn how to stand on their own feet, makes them learn the importance of money and working, paying bills.

It builds character.

I mean, yeah, you could just live with your parents for nothing like a house cat, but women won't like you and you'll feel depressed and you feel like a loser.

Who says I know all the answers?

I'm saying my goal is pay the rent on time, keep the bills paid, keep the fridge full. It's not rocket science. That's my goal.

Fulfill my financial obligations.

I don't just sit at my mom's house

doing nothing.

And then you say, oh, why don't you get a job at your mom's house? If I was gonna get a job, why don't I just get a job here? Why get a job there and not get a job here? If I was gonna get a job, I'd rather get a job here.

Damn, tanking.

It's not looking good.

Oh,

when I made good money on Kick and I was paying my bills and paying my debts, I felt good.

It felt nice, you know.

I felt like I was winning at life. Now I feel like I'm losing. Maybe I go short.

All in short.

My stop loss put out there,

willing to lose £14.

Take profit, maybe it tanks all the way back down there. That'd be insane.

Up £1.50. Up £2.

Come on, tanking.

Oh shit, what if it bounces at London though? Down £3.

I shouldn't have gone short at London though.

I'm just scared it's gonna tank all the way back down.

Never take a trade off of fear.

Yeah, my throat does hurt when I vape.

But it'll get over it.

Why do it? Why do you think? Because it feels good. Helps me concentrate. I'm not addicted.

Mark my words, when this runs out, I'm not buying more.

Just like I didn't buy more beer when I ran out of the beer. Tanking.

Although I have to say, I do quite like it in the morning when you're like half asleep and you're waking up and you got your coffee. It's quite nice.

Tanken. Yeah, maybe I'll get the gaming computer.

Come on, tanken.

Is it gonna bounce off London low again?

If I get it on finance, it's £70 a month for 4 years.

The annoying thing about returning a gaming PC that you built yourself is that you would have to return each part individually instead of just one whole unit.

Getting volatile.

Imagine it just does one massive tank back down to there. That'd be crazy.

What do you mean I'm not capable? I've done it before, back in 2015. I built my own computer.

It's not hard, just plug it in.

Oh God,

bouncing.

They make it very simple these days because building computers is quite a mainstream hobby nowadays.

A lot of people do it.

Damn it, shouldn't have gone short at London Light.

But SPY could drop down to this fib level.

Tanken.

To be honest, I thought I would have gotten kicked out by this point.

I'm actually— I'm kind of surprised I haven't been kicked out, but I mean, with renters' rights, I don't think they are allowed to kick me out

unless there's like an actual reason. Yeah, exactly. I haven't done anything to get kicked out, but you know, I'm always worried about getting banned, kicked out. Bad stuff happening.

You know, it would feel nicer if it was my own house and I was paying mortgage, cuz then you'd feel like a real sense of purpose because, you know, you gotta pay mortgage so you own your own house.

It's kind of like I got a mortgage on my car because I've got to pay monthly payments for it. Like, I'm buying equity in my car each month,

but I probably can't afford that balloon payment at the end, the £6,000. Where am I gonna get that from? I'll use my credit card. Uh, by the time it's 3 years, I'll probably want a new car anyway. I kind of want a new car already.

I'm worried about battery degradation.

Yeah, that was not a good idea to go short at London low. I'm gonna lose £14.

You see, I couldn't stick to my rule. I said I hit my target of £40, I'm not going to take any more trades, and what do I do?

Take the dumbest trade I've ever—

now I'm gonna get stopped out and lose $14, and then it's probably gonna go down anyway.

You just watch.

There it goes.

£40 profit down to £26. Fucking hell.

And now it's gonna go down anyway. You just watch.

Really dumb.

Really, really dumb.

Why did I go short at London though?

Got bullish SMT. I didn't see

it ripping.

What a rip.

嗯。

I only made £26 then.

Good thing I had a stop loss though. If I didn't have a stop loss, this would be like a £30, £40 loss.

Ripping.

What, you can hear that sound in the background? I don't know, it sounds like a machine.

Raga, allora, ma

I don't know why this mouse is so hard to use now. It's like it doesn't move smoothly.

Maybe if I unplug the receiver, plug it back in.

Maybe it's a bit better.

Ah, I hate this.

Being sick sucks.

I made £40 today and then I lost £14, so I'm up £26.

I'm not down 16. I made 32, and then I made 8, and then I lost 14. It's all on the stream.

Yeah, obviously I'm only counting realized gains, you fucking moron.

Why would I count a loss or gain when the trade is still open, you fucking idiot? It doesn't count, you fucking moron. I haven't closed it.

Okay, you're banned.

Ban Moodoo for arguing with me.

Why would I count a trade that's still open as a loss or a profit?

It's still in play.

Healy band as well.

What else you got, band? Everyone banned.

What? Moodoose hates on me all the time. What are you talking about? All Moodoose ever says is negative things. Why do you think I banned him in the first place the other time?

Ripping.

Damn, ripping. This mouse is so bad, it's just like not smooth. And it's jerking about.

Damn, what a rip. Can't believe I tried to short there. What a stupid mistake.

Oh well, I'd rather it go up than down because overall I'm up.

Rippen.

That's weeble shame. Damn, what a massive rip.

Reckon it gets back up there.

Might as well play Chivalry. No point staring at it all day.

Wow, ripping.

15 minutes, then Shivel, right?

Ripping and tanking and ripping and tanking.

Damn, Tesla ripping today. It's back at $420.

Da na na na na na na na.

Da na na na na.

No, no, no, no, no.

Damn, it's ripping.

Nearly back at 1600.

I got scared, I thought it was gonna tank.

Rippen, denken, denken, rippen.

Thank you. Back

at 1600.

Tank again.

What a stupid day.

8 minutes till Chivalry 2.

12 units long.

All in long.

I take profit there.

I put stop loss there.

Stop loss there.

Oh, stop loss there.

All in long.

£40 profit becomes £26. £26 becomes

16. Lost half my profits.

My place should worry now. Let the trade just play out.

Oh God.

God, this mouse is so bad. I don't know what is wrong with it.

It's not moving.

2 hours of chivalry.

Uh,

uh.

Um,

he dead.

Hit

it.

He dead. Well, I just killed one person.

Well, he dead. How did you see that? You didn't even see it.

What?

Oh.

Oh, he dead, he dead.

Oh, he dead. Oh, I dead.

Damn.

The king.

I missed.

Oh, what? What? Didn't even get to do anything.

What?

No, ah, charging up.

Oh, I

did.

Kill our God! Kill him! Do it now! Uh,

boring.