Why i HATE SILENT HILL 2 REMAKE

Hello and welcome back to a new video.

So recently I've been playing the brand

new Silent Hill 2 Remake, and as an avid

fan of the original games and horror games

in general, I knew I just had to play this

game.

Unfortunately, so far it's been kind of

bland, boring, and lacking in a certain

kind of lustre.

So I really enjoyed the Resident Evil

Remake, and I also really enjoyed the

Silent Hill games when they first came out

back all those years ago when I was a kid.

I used to really love these games, so I

thought I'd really enjoy this remake, but

for some reason I felt really extremely

disappointed.

It's really weird because even though the

graphics are significantly better, it

makes the game kind of boring.

The game just feels really soulless and

lifeless with these new graphics.

It's kind of like back in those days when

the graphics were bad.

Yeah, the graphics looked terrible, but at

least it gave the character— gave the game

some kind of character and soul, and there

was like this atmosphere that came from

the bad graphics.

Now these days, modern games all have the

same kind of looking graphics where all

the graphics just look pretty good, but

then with the goodness of the graphics, it

loses some kind of uniqueness and charm.

I think the game is extremely boring.

So you're just running around this town

called Silent Hill, which is all covered

in fog, and it's all just gray and brown.

The whole game is just different shades of

gray and brown.

There's no color.

It just looks so dull and so boring.

Even when there is some color, like a bit

of yellow, it's so unsaturated, and it's

just like it's got this filter of

boringness, and it just doesn't pop,

doesn't look visually interesting or

stimulating at all.

The main character is really boring.

He's just like standard, bog-standard

action hero from America, like Leon

Kennedy.

He's just really dull.

He's even got the same hairstyle as Leon

Kennedy.

He basically could be Leon Kennedy's

brother.

And then the gameplay of the game is

basically you've got a wooden piece of

wood, wooden wood with nails in it, and

you just whack the enemies.

And so far the enemies are all the same.

I don't know if they're or not.

They kind of look like women because

they're wearing high heels and they got

sexy bums, which doesn't turn me on at all

because they look weird.

It's like, like they're wearing swimsuits

and they got sexy women bums and they got

high heels.

So you're just like running around this

town beating up a bunch of disabled women.

It looks like the enemies in the game look

stupid.

They've got no arms, they've got no faces,

and it looks like they're wearing a

swimsuit and then they just kind of

projectile vomit this bile at you, and you

just spam the left mouse button and you

run up to them, you spam it, maybe do a

few dodges here and there, and just spam

the wooden bat until they stop moving.

And that's basically the combat of the

game as of so far.

It's like they tried really hard to make

the enemies look really grotesque and

morbid, but they just look kind of stupid,

and there's all just blood everywhere,

which doesn't look very realistic anyway.

So the fighting in the game is just really

boring.

You're just spamming these bats, and then

later you get a stupid pistol.

It's just not really engaging or fun

gameplay.

Gameplay.

At least in Resident Evil Remake, you got

like different guns and different weapons,

and it was kind of cool the way you had to

aim for the head of the zombies.

And if you shoot them in the legs, they

kind of like get slowed down.

The combat was just way more interesting

in Resident Evil, but this is just boring.

That's really all I can say to describe

it.

The game tries really hard to be all

spooky and atmospheric, but it just makes

for like a very, very boring-looking,

dull-looking environment that is not fun

to run around.

It's not fun to explore.

It's not fun to go into the different

buildings and see what you find, because

you can barely find anything.

Maybe a stim kit thing, or medicine, or

maybe some ammunition.

There's just nothing really interesting

inside of the buildings, and you don't

even get a torch or flashlight, so it's

always really dark all the time.

I don't know why he doesn't carry a torch

if he's gonna go to a town called Silent

Hill.

And then you got these really annoying

puzzles which are basically the same as

the puzzles in Resident Evil, where the

game presents you with a locked door and

then you gotta find a way to open the

locked door.

Maybe you gotta backtrack, you go to some

room to get an object that unlocks a door

to a room where the key to the other door

is located, and then you've got to

backtrack all the way back to this stupid

door.

It's just really boring having to do these

puzzles over and over again.

The puzzles aren't really hard, it's just

running around a room trying to find the

object that unlocks the door lock.

You'd think a man of this size could just

easily kick down a wooden door without

having to unlock it.

I mean, I could probably kick down one of

these wooden doors, and I'm not exactly a

big person.

I could pretty easily knock down this

wooden door right here just by putting my

foot through it.

I don't know why you need to run around

the whole stupid level trying to find a

key when you could probably just bash it

down with that wooden thing he's carrying.

So you go all around this little town and

you've got a map, and the map shows you

where you are, and all the streets are

kind of blocked off.

So parts of the town you can't really

progress through because it's got like an

invisible barrier or like an actual

barrier that you could easily just jump

over.

I don't know why he's so incapable of

overcoming these very easy small

obstacles.

Objects, obstacles, and then you run

around town, you smash the windows in the

shops, and you can find random things.

The story is also really boring.

Basically, you're just going to this town

to find a woman.

I think it's his sister or something.

So I don't really know who these

characters are.

I don't know what the whole story is

about.

It's just not really as interesting as a

game like Resident Evil, where at least

it's kind of grounded in science.

You kind of know the backstory of

Umbrella, and they were creating a

bioweapon and then it leaked into the city

and infected everyone.

But this game's just like one of those

stupid psychological horror movies where

nothing makes any sense and enemies just

kind of teleport and appear out of nowhere

and there's no science behind it.

And it's always like some kind of stupid

magic voodoo, and it's like, oh, a serious

thing has happened in this town where some

kind of curse or deadly bad thing has

happened.

And it's all shrouded in fog and mist.

And where are all the people?

Where are all the people gone?

Who knows?

Who cares?

So for those reasons, I have to give this

game a 3 out of 10.

Very boring, very disappointing, very

dull.

It's just not scary, it's not fun, and

it's just really pointless and a waste of

time.